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Speaker 7: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
Speaker 7: one and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a
Speaker 7: radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you God
Speaker 7: been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 7: I want to I want to point that out to you.
Speaker 7: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
Speaker 7: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
Speaker 7: He gives us the power of choice.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 7: If you say you got it, I don't need you,
Speaker 7: he lets you have it. If you say I need you,
Speaker 7: come see about me. He right there.
Speaker 1: It's just a real simple thing, man.
Speaker 7: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
Speaker 7: into something, and please know I have I.
Speaker 1: Man see that.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten
Speaker 7: myself in some circumstances and positions in my life. Well,
Speaker 7: I've been, I've been. I've had some low moments. Man,
Speaker 7: I've had some moments where I did not know what
Speaker 7: to do. I didn't know what was next, I didn't
Speaker 7: know how to go about it. I didn't have no
Speaker 7: more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times, well,
Speaker 7: might not make it past this one. But then if
Speaker 7: I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen? And
Speaker 7: then I held on to this little thing that my
Speaker 7: mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes some
Speaker 7: when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
Speaker 7: she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
Speaker 7: And what I've learned in my life is that hope
Speaker 7: is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there
Speaker 7: possibility out there for me? I show hope, something happened.
Speaker 7: See hope is okay, man, Because like I say, for me,
Speaker 7: the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning
Speaker 7: of faith.
Speaker 1: It was just the idea.
Speaker 7: It's just the thought that something could change for me,
Speaker 7: that something could be a little bit different from me,
Speaker 7: that maybe man just maybe for some reason, I could
Speaker 7: be saved, I could be rescued, things could turn around,
Speaker 7: it could hit any other direction. Maybe I could quit
Speaker 7: messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe somebody will
Speaker 7: just say all right. I don't know, but I can't
Speaker 7: count the times I've been in that position. But then
Speaker 7: once I hope a little bit, and then I remember.
Speaker 7: Also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher,
Speaker 7: she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learn
Speaker 7: in my life. Nothing has been greater in my life
Speaker 7: than my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used
Speaker 7: to say, when it get real, dog for your son,
Speaker 7: prayer changes things. She said, When you seem like you
Speaker 7: lost and you can't find your way, stop and pray,
Speaker 7: she said, because prayer.
Speaker 1: Change is things.
Speaker 7: You know, when you get a point in your life
Speaker 7: when you've done all you can do and you can't
Speaker 7: do no more and you just don't know what to
Speaker 7: do next, she said, stop, son, pray and combine that
Speaker 7: prayer with that hope that you got, she said, because
Speaker 7: that hope is the beginning of faith.
Speaker 1: She said.
Speaker 7: If you pray just hoping, she said, to God, come
Speaker 7: through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
Speaker 7: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
Speaker 7: she say, and you start believing, she said. And that's
Speaker 7: when you're on to something. If you can turn that
Speaker 7: hope into belief, that hope into faith's that's the ability
Speaker 7: to believe in something that you can't see.
Speaker 1: But the key though, the faith is you're believing in
Speaker 1: something that you can't see. See. Hoping a little bit
Speaker 1: different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 7: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
Speaker 7: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
Speaker 7: can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
Speaker 7: know how to I don't know how to say it,
Speaker 7: but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
Speaker 7: it work right.
Speaker 1: You just have a thought in your mind that you know.
Speaker 7: Man, whoever you are, or whoever you are, whatever you are,
Speaker 7: to me, God, I show hope something change.
Speaker 1: Hope helps.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope.
Speaker 7: Hope, and then if you pray with some hope and
Speaker 7: God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
Speaker 7: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now I
Speaker 7: ain't just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something
Speaker 7: that I cannot see. Faith has been the key to
Speaker 7: my entire existence, even when I didn't have any It
Speaker 7: was faith, as I look back on it, that has
Speaker 7: gotten me here. And not just faith, but my faith. See,
Speaker 7: you will only get to where you're going in your
Speaker 7: life based on your faith.
Speaker 1: See. A lot of people get the word faith confused,
Speaker 1: like what's your faith?
Speaker 7: And then they start going down this whole list of
Speaker 7: all these different religions out here. But really an essence, man,
Speaker 7: when I talk to people about faith, I'm talking to
Speaker 7: you about your your belief. How much do you believe
Speaker 7: in the unseen?
Speaker 1: See? Faith is the core of all that is happening
Speaker 1: to me today.
Speaker 7: It is the faith that I have in my relationship
Speaker 7: with God that enables me to just oftentimes if I
Speaker 7: stay on the right course and believe a certain way
Speaker 7: and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
Speaker 1: They just come.
Speaker 7: And it comes in a lot of little ways too.
Speaker 7: I've started to notice. See, it ain't just a lot
Speaker 7: of people think blessings is money, Nah, man, that ain't it.
Speaker 7: It's coverage. It's every time my plane lands safe. It's
Speaker 7: every time they predict bad weather and I get up
Speaker 7: in the sky and don't be no bad Whether you
Speaker 7: know this is this is favor. These are blessings that
Speaker 7: get poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer
Speaker 7: me something, not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come
Speaker 7: a lot of ways. But once you tie in to God,
Speaker 7: once you tie in and you start doing the best
Speaker 7: you can do, and you start asking for him to
Speaker 7: make you a better person, to help shape and mold
Speaker 7: you into the kind of man or person that he
Speaker 7: wants you to be. You be amazed what God can
Speaker 7: do with you. Man, if you just invite me in
Speaker 7: and allow him to be a part of your life.
Speaker 7: I mean, what you got to lose out there? Come on,
Speaker 7: why would you not change? Why would you not allow
Speaker 7: God to be a part of your life. God got
Speaker 7: some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't
Speaker 7: keep waking up.
Speaker 8: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Show, ladies and gentlemen. The time has come.
Speaker 7: Time to give thanks, gratitude, get your mind right wrapped
Speaker 7: around another blessing, another opportunity. That's it, and that's a
Speaker 7: new day. You Come on, man, come on, please don't
Speaker 7: take this regreted these days. It's precious. They can only
Speaker 7: be given by the Creator.
Speaker 1: It's him.
Speaker 7: He done done it again to Steve Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 7: is because of him. You are because of him. Man,
Speaker 7: you know what, we in good hands. If you got
Speaker 7: to be in somebody's hands. God's hands is the place
Speaker 7: to be.
Speaker 1: Not all state not you know, I mean they got
Speaker 1: good hands. You know, they's always good to have a
Speaker 1: good neighbor. You know, all that's not you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But man, when you in God's hands, you got some going.
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show Sheldy Strawberry calling for real Mississippi
Speaker 7: Monica Jr. And the legend that is Nephew talking Junior.
Speaker 7: Look a little better today, man, I'm good man, just
Speaker 7: a little bit. Though you're steal a little tight eyed
Speaker 7: though were no sleep. No, I'm I'm not tight your voice.
Speaker 7: Can I give you a suggestion, Put the holls in
Speaker 7: the back of your throat at night, Just set it
Speaker 7: in your cheek at night.
Speaker 1: That helps your voice because you need to coat it
Speaker 1: at night.
Speaker 7: Get you some halls. Okay, That's what I do when
Speaker 7: my voice go bad, I put the halls in the
Speaker 7: back of my cheek.
Speaker 1: At night.
Speaker 7: It slowly dissolves and as you swallow, it just coats
Speaker 7: your throat, makes you feel better.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that tonight. But
Speaker 9: you know, man, my mom call.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute time. Man, I'm not gonna joking. He
Speaker 1: gonna lay down with his holes and choke on this
Speaker 1: damn hall. I'm not temmy.
Speaker 9: I had my family come from you with the holls
Speaker 9: in your Yeah, well you ain't gonna get no go ahead. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I just said. I had my mom and him come
Speaker 9: by here. Man, My mom and my ating them. They
Speaker 9: came down here and saw me yesterday. So that's why
Speaker 9: my boys gone cause we was in here laughing because
Speaker 9: they couldn't believe that I'm still married too, So it
Speaker 9: was it was impressive.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: They was like, boy, this boy really hanging in there.
Speaker 1: So you know, man, I'm Junior's just been.
Speaker 6: A year to year.
Speaker 1: That's a long time for me. No, you ain't even
Speaker 1: at the hang in that stage here? What'ging that? When
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 7: That's how I know you ain't gonna make it. Listen
Speaker 7: to me right now, Junie, you and the honeymoon faith, like.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me I am what what?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 9: Why you don't have no faith in me? Y'all be
Speaker 9: doing it because if you come in here and you
Speaker 9: just sound like you got a penitential story, like I've
Speaker 9: been in a year now, you know, you just sound
Speaker 9: like like, you know, like we waiting on with you
Speaker 9: to be released or something. Dog, it's always like you
Speaker 9: you're waiting on when you're gonna get out.
Speaker 1: You just said your mama and your grandmama came down
Speaker 1: there and can't be vis man.
Speaker 9: Yeah, family, Yeah, yeah yeah, dog, amazing, man, I'm pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: They put something on your books. Yeah yeah, he got visitation.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: God, tell me some penitentiary story every time you talk. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just you know. That's why I said you look
Speaker 1: a little better today. Yeah. Just support me, that's all
Speaker 1: I need. To Just support me.
Speaker 7: Damn every day though, I'm telling you, I'm all right.
Speaker 7: I can't support nobody of Daja.
Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 8: hear from back right after this. You're listening morning show,
Speaker 8: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 8: prank back what you got for his net?
Speaker 1: This right here is a pecan tree. Pecan tree let's
Speaker 1: go catch on.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm sure to reach h LC. Hey, let me
Speaker 1: let me. Hey.
Speaker 10: My name is Marcus, my mom and them little next
Speaker 10: door to you, Mr, and missus my mom and daddy
Speaker 10: little next door to you. And I was calling because
Speaker 10: y'all got a pecan tree in y'all backyard, I mean
Speaker 10: right on the fence line and to keep you know,
Speaker 10: pecans and stuff keep falling over into my mom and
Speaker 10: them yard. So I tald to see if y'all can
Speaker 10: do something man, where y'all can pick up I mean,
Speaker 10: my mom and them have got a little older.
Speaker 1: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time.
Speaker 10: But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut
Speaker 10: the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't,
Speaker 10: you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my
Speaker 10: mom and them yard, cause you know, for them to
Speaker 10: be bending over like there picking up them pecan and
Speaker 10: it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister, I
Speaker 10: just wanted to holler at you and see if you
Speaker 10: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when
Speaker 10: we turn the lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just
Speaker 10: you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of
Speaker 10: the lawmo just shooting all over the place.
Speaker 11: Well, first of all, mather con trill is an old
Speaker 11: for con tree, and it's fout well, and I can't
Speaker 11: see me cutting it.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not saying you can't.
Speaker 11: Have nobody to maintain your yard, but I mean you
Speaker 11: is your mother. You can maintain your mother's.
Speaker 5: Yard, Sir.
Speaker 10: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
Speaker 10: day and check on them. But I don't have time
Speaker 10: to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
Speaker 10: than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
Speaker 10: But they're four or five limbs, I mean they there's
Speaker 10: a lot of pecans falling off of that.
Speaker 11: So mava con tree is shady. I goes back there,
Speaker 11: there's nothing, no kind of nothing back there. Okay, want
Speaker 11: to rake the yard whatever, sir. I'm not cutting my
Speaker 11: tree for like that, sir.
Speaker 10: Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to
Speaker 10: do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire
Speaker 10: tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
Speaker 10: so you know those that way that those are the
Speaker 10: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
Speaker 10: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.
Speaker 1: And and you know, like I say, they are older now, man,
Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that.
Speaker 10: So you know, I'm I'm just coming to you as
Speaker 10: a man right now and asking you, will you please
Speaker 10: cut this down so these pecans can quit falling over
Speaker 10: my mom.
Speaker 1: And them yard.
Speaker 11: Almost then you all you can do is someone, okay,
Speaker 11: someone I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's a guy that it's a guy that
Speaker 1: cuts the yard.
Speaker 10: But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is
Speaker 10: flying out from underneath the yard the lawn more they
Speaker 10: they So the lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over there.
Speaker 11: What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
Speaker 11: up before they cut?
Speaker 5: That's food?
Speaker 1: Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff
Speaker 1: and all of this?
Speaker 10: I'm asking you to cut a funky left five limbs
Speaker 10: So these dogs on pecans they.
Speaker 1: Are falling off my mama yard.
Speaker 10: You want to cut, You're gonna make me come over
Speaker 10: here and cut the I would come cut the whole
Speaker 10: damn tree down.
Speaker 6: You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
Speaker 6: from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
Speaker 6: stay in there your long as I say.
Speaker 10: Though, sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man
Speaker 10: to cut your little funkey pecan tree down.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: I ain't fin the hat.
Speaker 6: No what, no what?
Speaker 5: Guess what?
Speaker 6: You you you bad?
Speaker 5: Ugh?
Speaker 11: You come cut it up in look.
Speaker 10: Sir, tonight today rather this evening. It's either gonna be
Speaker 10: two thingight happening. Either you gonna cut these five limbs
Speaker 10: that I won't cut off in the cut, cut the
Speaker 10: whole damn pecan tree down.
Speaker 11: That's my tree in any game, nothing's gonna with my tree.
Speaker 11: I'm here right now. You're not hearing them in yard
Speaker 11: right now? Come on, it's you over that right now,
Speaker 11: right now.
Speaker 1: I will bring my right hold back.
Speaker 6: You know what, I just get my number in a.
Speaker 5: Way got your mother.
Speaker 1: I got it because it's the same.
Speaker 10: It's one address less than my mama. You gonna cut
Speaker 10: this damn tree down.
Speaker 11: I'm wasn't on a good anyway, man.
Speaker 6: I ain't use my preaching stelling in the long tip
Speaker 6: any way. I've been waiting on him like you.
Speaker 1: You lost your damn mind.
Speaker 6: You live, young punk.
Speaker 11: I told you once, then I told you twice.
Speaker 6: I'm on you, young, don't do that.
Speaker 1: See that's what's right.
Speaker 6: You know what you can do.
Speaker 11: Tell your mama to make a forcran pie and bring
Speaker 11: me a piece.
Speaker 1: What you say by my mama.
Speaker 11: Tell her to make a precan pie and come for me.
Speaker 11: Tell my mama what make a forcan pie with?
Speaker 1: Make a pecan pie.
Speaker 10: I don't want no pecan pou We don't even eat
Speaker 10: pocn pie.
Speaker 1: We so sick of these damn pecans. You got followed
Speaker 1: over in the backyard. You got to do something about this.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you,
Speaker 1: old man. I really am hurt me.
Speaker 6: Hurt mean, come on, hurt me for me.
Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?
Speaker 1: Is you outside?
Speaker 5: You know how?
Speaker 11: You know what I say?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 6: I'm here, I'm here, I'm I'm a man. Your mama way, dude,
Speaker 6: you get out.
Speaker 10: You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
Speaker 10: my mama driveway.
Speaker 11: A wan up putting me out.
Speaker 12: I went on the You'll get your getting you back
Speaker 12: in your driveway. You get out my mama driveway. Get
Speaker 12: out of you, Get out of my mama driveway.
Speaker 6: Woa crying for now?
Speaker 11: Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 1: You get out of my mama Get out my mama
Speaker 1: drive away.
Speaker 11: Baby, Raby, go cook me someth me because I'm gonna
Speaker 11: sit here.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 11: With you listening, you don't want I'm saying to say.
Speaker 11: I'm waiting at you at your mama house.
Speaker 1: This his nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 11: I don't pay this conner.
Speaker 6: Man, I'm gonna put my feet man, I'm gonna.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna so man, I don't play. I'm too old
Speaker 11: this conner.
Speaker 1: LC do me favor. First of all, get idem people, yad,
Speaker 1: go back to yo yard.
Speaker 11: You giving me blood.
Speaker 10: Ain't nobody mad boy your pecan tree noney? That ain't
Speaker 10: nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you?
Speaker 1: Alright?
Speaker 11: Got a liter now, man, I've been carrying my grandkids
Speaker 11: school listener. Listen, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, oh, y'all, some man.
Speaker 1: I got one more question for you. Tell me what
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio station in the land?
Speaker 11: L season the Steve Harvest.
Speaker 1: So that's it?
Speaker 8: Anyway, that coming up next to his ask the CLO
Speaker 8: or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right
Speaker 8: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 8: at the top of the hour, and entertainment news. Lakers
Speaker 8: fans are mad after Kobe Bryant's parents try to auction
Speaker 8: off Kobe's first championship ring. Caitlin Jenner and lamar Odom
Speaker 8: have teamed up to do a sports podcast. It's called
Speaker 8: Keeping Up with Sports Get It, and Lil Wayne is
Speaker 8: accused of lying about his drug use to get nine
Speaker 8: million dollars in pandemic loans. We'll talk about all these
Speaker 8: stories coming up at the top of the hour, but
Speaker 8: right now it is time to ask the CLO. This
Speaker 8: is from Kim and Albany. Kim writes, I gave my
Speaker 8: eight year old niece a bag of clothes that my
Speaker 8: daughter had outgrown. My niece rudely said she didn't want
Speaker 8: the old clothes. My sister got offended that I offered
Speaker 8: her child to gently used clothes, and now we're not speaking.
Speaker 8: What's wrong here?
Speaker 1: Stop giving people your old clothes. Everybody old water, gently
Speaker 1: old ass clothes.
Speaker 7: You can call him gently used if you won't, will
Speaker 7: your old ass clothes your baby?
Speaker 1: And played all in all this hit.
Speaker 8: She ain't won't hand me down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she ain't want them. That ain't your that ain't
Speaker 7: your child? What you doing giving stuff away the little
Speaker 7: eight year old kids? And then they didn't want and
Speaker 7: then the mama. Man, you know, people don't like to
Speaker 7: appear to be poe in front of other people.
Speaker 1: She stopped doing that.
Speaker 7: I thought she thought she was doing some kind there's
Speaker 7: some real needy people out here. Salvation Army, good wills.
Speaker 1: It's not a place.
Speaker 7: You don't throw the rud cross a lot of stuff.
Speaker 7: Stop trying to help every damn body. She's all over
Speaker 7: here flexing. I'm by my baby, so i've been because
Speaker 7: because let me tell you what the other mama heard.
Speaker 7: Let me give you something that look right to wear,
Speaker 7: because what you've been wearing over here, Lord, I know
Speaker 7: you could use these. That's what her mama heard. She
Speaker 7: didn't look at it from her point of view.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, And now they're not speaking because.
Speaker 1: Of its strong here. But did you stop give nobody
Speaker 1: other baby?
Speaker 7: No damn old ass clothes. If you go buy your
Speaker 7: knees some buy some nice clothes. You bought your daughter
Speaker 7: some nice clothes, but you're gonna give her to hand
Speaker 7: me down.
Speaker 1: See how that worked. That's how.
Speaker 7: If you want to give somebody something, give them, take
Speaker 7: them chopping down that TJ Max or something. But oh no,
Speaker 7: you're gonna pack up all this old ass message.
Speaker 1: She said it was.
Speaker 8: They were gently used like old draws, nice old draw
Speaker 8: I can't give underwear saw me, they said clothes.
Speaker 1: But you know what, everybody don't see it that nobody
Speaker 1: want all that.
Speaker 8: Obviously her sister didn't. You're right all right. Moving on
Speaker 8: to Vonda in Kalamazoo, Wonda says, I found out that
Speaker 8: my husband was cheating on me after he left his
Speaker 8: wedding band in a hotel room. I checked his email
Speaker 8: and went to get the ring. I gave it back
Speaker 8: to him and didn't say a word. He's been scared
Speaker 8: for days. What should I say to him?
Speaker 7: God, I don't know, I don't know, I don't you done?
Speaker 7: Went down to the hotel, got the ring. Yes, yes,
Speaker 7: now you'd have handed to him, and I ain't said nothing.
Speaker 7: What should I say to him? Anything? Anything you say
Speaker 7: at this point is very effective.
Speaker 1: She has a lot of power, right, Oh.
Speaker 7: My goodness, you could you could say, I could you
Speaker 7: could just drop little thing? Hey baby, you got your ring?
Speaker 7: You know you can say little So I'm telling you
Speaker 7: he on edge right now. She said, next time you
Speaker 7: leave it, let me know, so I don't have to
Speaker 7: go down there. Yes, I got the cleaning lady number.
Speaker 7: You'll let me know if you leave it again.
Speaker 1: But when she when she walked in and handed it
Speaker 1: to him, he didn't know what to do.
Speaker 8: He remembered exactly where he left it at that moment.
Speaker 7: But see, guess what though, see you now, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: tell you the problem you made later. You donet waited
Speaker 7: too long because he done came up with a good.
Speaker 1: One by now what can he say?
Speaker 8: Steve?
Speaker 1: Come on, hey man, some fellas was down there.
Speaker 7: We had a card game going on, and I had
Speaker 7: put my ring up as one of the bets because
Speaker 7: I had lost all my money. So I put my
Speaker 7: ring in the pot and then I won the pot.
Speaker 7: But when I scraped all the stuff off, I guess
Speaker 7: my ring fell on the floor. Now I'm down there gambling. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna have something for you know, you can't give
Speaker 7: me four days. I'm gonna go and you give me
Speaker 7: three four days. I'm gonna get some friends involved.
Speaker 1: Oh, this lot, this alibi gonna be solid.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna have maids down there. I'm gonna play maids.
Speaker 7: I'm have maids down there. Time my boy they was
Speaker 7: in there with that card party.
Speaker 1: Just crazy, all right.
Speaker 8: Moving on to Bianca in the DMV, Bianca says, my
Speaker 8: friends and I were playing truth or Dare. My boyfriend
Speaker 8: wasn't there, and his friend got a dare to kiss
Speaker 8: me in the mouth. We pecked on the lips, and
Speaker 8: I told my boyfriend about it. He threatened to break
Speaker 8: up with me. Why is he mad over a game?
Speaker 1: Did you say a game?
Speaker 7: You're down that kissing men, and but now you want
Speaker 7: it to be a game. Let's just turn this around.
Speaker 7: Your husband somewhere playing a game of truth for day
Speaker 7: and you ain't there. The truth of the dad was
Speaker 7: to kiss this girl in the mouth. He gonna take
Speaker 7: the kiss. He come home and then he tell you
Speaker 7: about it. Where you at ready?
Speaker 5: No way?
Speaker 1: Where you at ready.
Speaker 8: Well, it's just a game, honey.
Speaker 1: Where you at with it? It was a game for me.
Speaker 8: Too, Yeah, we played games all the time.
Speaker 1: But why would you kiss herd though? You know that's crazy?
Speaker 10: I mean she was doren, that's the reasons, you know.
Speaker 1: She was like shoot on the other side, I looked
Speaker 1: at her. M you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're gonna break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is over.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, last one?
Speaker 6: This is us.
Speaker 1: Did you go home and tell it that hard?
Speaker 8: Well, because somebody else would have. I think that's well, well,
Speaker 8: we'll just see them waiting from you. Rodrick in clear Water, right, Steve.
Speaker 8: My girlfriend is a little rough around the edges, so
Speaker 8: I try to expose her to Finder dining experiences. But
Speaker 8: all she likes are crispy lemon pepper wings all flat.
Speaker 8: Will I ever be able to change her? Should I
Speaker 8: stop wasting my money on her?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 7: If you ain't got that, bouy, none but chicken and Wayne,
Speaker 7: how much money you wasted? You said, I don't understand
Speaker 7: the wasting the money on her.
Speaker 1: Cheap date.
Speaker 7: No, man, I don't. I don't think you break up
Speaker 7: with somebody over there. You just keep slowly exposing them
Speaker 7: some stuff.
Speaker 1: People. People.
Speaker 7: People can forget a lot of stuff, but they don't
Speaker 7: forget exposure. You never forget exposure. You can forget names, places, addresses, times,
Speaker 7: but you will never forget how you felt. Keep introducing
Speaker 7: her to the finer things, and then she'd get used
Speaker 7: to her. Introduce her to a salad. You need some grainery, you.
Speaker 8: Need something all she likes.
Speaker 1: Her crispy lemon peppers, all flats, all flat every day.
Speaker 6: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a little bit of bottle to you
Speaker 1: in there. Sometimes give me all day and limon pepper
Speaker 1: though you be thirsty? Yeah, man, what is?
Speaker 5: What is?
Speaker 1: What does she want?
Speaker 8: Rushing that down with.
Speaker 1: Probably a beer? All right, wife, foam on the top,
Speaker 1: lift all that.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Clo. Coming up next, we'll have some entertainment
Speaker 8: news for you right after this. You're listening hard Morning Show.
Speaker 8: According to TMZ, the late Kobe Bryant gifted his father
Speaker 8: his first LA Lakers Championship ring back in two thousand.
Speaker 8: This was Kobe's first ring of five championship rings he
Speaker 8: would win throughout his NBA career with the Lakers. The
Speaker 8: ring is fourteen carret gold with forty diamonds. When social
Speaker 8: media got the news of the ring being auctioned, the
Speaker 8: outrage poured out. Reportedly, this is not the first time
Speaker 8: Kobe's parents have tried to sell uh this ring and
Speaker 8: other memorabilia, and back in two thousand and six, Kobe
Speaker 8: attempted to sue his parents because he wasn't notified of
Speaker 8: the beforehand and did not give them permission to sell
Speaker 8: any of his items. The lawsuit allegedly led to Kobe
Speaker 8: and his parents' relationship ending. Wow, and so now they're
Speaker 8: doing it again.
Speaker 1: Uh so, Kobe, Kobe's fans, they're upset.
Speaker 8: Yeah, very much. They're selling outrage as they should.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh you know, do his parents need the money? Is
Speaker 8: that what this is all about? Your things here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah they need the money.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah. You know, man, look I don't you know. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I hate to see situations like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sad. Well, here's the deal. You know, they.
Speaker 6: Don't I don't know.
Speaker 7: You know, he gave it to them. Now before if
Speaker 7: he had a problem with him selling it, he was here,
Speaker 7: you know, give it back to me. If you're gonna
Speaker 7: sell it, give it back to me. I gave it
Speaker 7: to y'all for sentimental reason. Now he's gone, m h.
Speaker 1: Sitting there on the ring. You know, they have a
Speaker 1: right to sell it because it's there's what what what?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 1: Don't sit right with the fans at highest hide Look,
Speaker 1: but the ring is just sitting.
Speaker 7: There, you know.
Speaker 8: And if they need the money, okay, wow.
Speaker 1: But when people people passed away sometimes, yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: That's what happened, you know.
Speaker 8: And other news out of l a former NBA player
Speaker 8: Lamar odom and Olympia and Kaitlyn Jenner have teamed up
Speaker 8: for a new podcast. It's called Keeping Up with Sports.
Speaker 8: That's the name of their new podcast. They were both
Speaker 8: once featured on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, of course,
Speaker 8: with Lamar being the ex husband of Chloe Kardashian and Caitlin,
Speaker 8: of course, was Chris Jenner's ex and the goal of
Speaker 8: the podcast is to take a fresh look at what
Speaker 8: it takes to be the best at what you do.
Speaker 1: The first ain't nobody, Ain't nobody watching abody Combo?
Speaker 8: First episode.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm commenting on anybody watching.
Speaker 8: That man Sugar Ray Leonard was on the first episode.
Speaker 1: Did you see it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: On social Yeah, yeah, interesting. I think that's an interesting combo.
Speaker 8: Keeping up with sports. I love the name a playoff.
Speaker 8: Keeping up with Kardashians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it ain't neither one of y'all keep up
Speaker 1: with your Kardashian Oh you mean Lamar and Caitlyn.
Speaker 7: I don't think the name catch it at all. I
Speaker 7: think it's waste of damn town. I don't find them interesting.
Speaker 7: They just watched people. To me, they're not interested to me.
Speaker 7: They're not interested to me.
Speaker 1: Lamar's not a great talker or can about what Caitlyn think.
Speaker 8: Well, we'll see, we'll see how it does. Okay, all right,
Speaker 8: we're moving on to Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne is accused
Speaker 8: of lying about his drug use to the US government
Speaker 8: so that he could get eight point nine million dollars
Speaker 8: in pandemic loans. This happened back in twenty twenty one now.
Speaker 8: According to The Business Insider, Lil Wayne listed his company
Speaker 8: as a drug free workplace, and he made his employees
Speaker 8: aware of the dangers of using drugs. The Small Business
Speaker 8: Association is in the process of monitoring all recipients of
Speaker 8: the loans, and Lil Wayne's Young Money Touring Company, Inc.
Speaker 8: Was flagged. If anyone is found to have violated the rules,
Speaker 8: they could be forced to go to a drug rehabilitation facility.
Speaker 7: Well wow, well, well that's all in Boys down Neck, Baby,
Speaker 7: Wayne master P new cast was businessman. Yeah yeah, Slim
Speaker 7: Slim had them boys together, man, boys down in the en.
Speaker 7: They broke free before anybody. They showed them all what.
Speaker 1: To do Fresh Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 8: Everything is legit because he won't be messing up his
Speaker 8: Super Bowl performance right.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 8: We'll see because the Small Business Administration is in the
Speaker 8: process of monitoring all recipients of those loans, So we'll
Speaker 8: see how this one comes out.
Speaker 1: The next Super Bowl. I predict Taylor Swift in New
Speaker 1: Orleans coming up to twenty perform.
Speaker 8: You keep saying that, Yeah, that could very well happen too, Yeah,
Speaker 8: that could very well happen. And is that who you
Speaker 8: want to see? You keep predicting.
Speaker 1: I don't know one Taylor Swift song?
Speaker 8: Yes you do.
Speaker 1: You remember you used to seeing it when she was little?
Speaker 1: We are never ever ever.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be hard to follow usher though. Don't you
Speaker 8: think it's gonna be real hard to find it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well no, because it's a year later. But you know,
Speaker 7: they say it was gonna be hard to follow Michael.
Speaker 7: They said about Prince, they said about Beyonce.
Speaker 1: It's a year.
Speaker 7: Yeah, people forget if you next that night, yeah, I
Speaker 7: don't suggest your ass go out there.
Speaker 8: But a year later, it's at night, coming up at
Speaker 8: twenty minutes after the hour. The first ever. If you
Speaker 8: guys heard about this, the first ever Miss Biggest Booty
Speaker 8: pageant that is going down tonight in Atlanta, we'll talk
Speaker 8: about it.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, my honor wiped. Y'all ass out.
Speaker 8: You're listening. Morning show rapper t Pain has planned it's
Speaker 8: the first of its kind. It's called the Miss Biggest
Speaker 8: Booty Pageant, and it takes place tonight in Atlanta. T
Speaker 8: Pain's new single is called Biggest Booty, and after it's released,
Speaker 8: he posted a call to action on Instagram and x
Speaker 8: looking for the biggest booty out there. He wrote, you
Speaker 8: could be Miss Biggest Booty. All you gotta do is
Speaker 8: make a twork video and use the hashtag Miss Biggest Booty.
Speaker 8: You must be twenty one and over to enter. The
Speaker 8: pageant is described as a Miss America inspired pageant and
Speaker 8: variety show, with fifteen contestants competing for the grand prize
Speaker 8: of five thousand dollars and the crown. If you want
Speaker 8: to go check it out. They got VIP money right there,
Speaker 8: VIP VIP seating ranging from one hundred and thirteen to
Speaker 8: three hundred and two dollars, and last night that was
Speaker 8: almost sold out the VIP section. Okay, just keep that
Speaker 8: in mind.
Speaker 7: So I got an aunt can come down there and
Speaker 7: win this whole damn thing. Ain't had no BBL or nothing.
Speaker 8: But she's gonna have to talk big is this thing?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about that. Bert.
Speaker 7: If she can, if she can get up them steps,
Speaker 7: thought up them steps, she's gonna win this thing right here?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 8: Okay, well yeah, I mean, you know you've hosted the
Speaker 8: Miss America, the Miss Universe pageant, I should say, for
Speaker 8: a number of years, Steve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna be doing this one. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna do nothings. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 7: Three hundred dollars ticket will that's the first place try
Speaker 7: going roll yep, call it.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna win. I hate to tell you that,
Speaker 1: but you have big out booty.
Speaker 7: You ain't gonna want. I had a girl on fairly
Speaker 7: fewd the other day. I know I'm sitting down there, Georgia.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about she was down there.
Speaker 1: We're want.
Speaker 8: There's gonna be in Atlanta. It will be passed, it
Speaker 8: will be packed.
Speaker 1: There gonna be some people coming from my am in
Speaker 1: no trust me.
Speaker 8: But Atlanta got the big, the big.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 1: No, she comes, the one with the biggest one. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's strolling by.
Speaker 13: So much as that is in your Oh, here she comes,
Speaker 13: walk on by.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 1: You need to be there. Yeah, little Black loses walk
Speaker 1: on By performing tonight the Biggest Booty.
Speaker 10: I want to see the one though, I didn't want
Speaker 10: to see that pull up to the bump of baby
Speaker 10: in between.
Speaker 8: All right, that's tonight in Atlanta, coming up in thirty
Speaker 8: four minutes after the hour, Steve Tommy, your nephew has
Speaker 8: a question for you. Right after this, you're listening hard
Speaker 8: morning show. All right, Steve, your nephew has a question
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 1: I'm right here, all right, that's right here.
Speaker 10: I'm calling this. I'm calling this living day to day.
Speaker 10: So let's go back. Let's go back. Let's go back
Speaker 10: to mid eighties. You're doing your comedy things.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 10: I'm I'm gonna make it real tight on you. Let's
Speaker 10: see how you get out of this. All right, all right,
Speaker 10: I'm Steve. You're trying to get the Friday. You got
Speaker 10: a gig on Friday in Cincinnati that gave paid five
Speaker 10: hundred dollars for a weekend. But right now it's two yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: yeahy rent Is due. Lights are off. Rent Is five
Speaker 10: hundred light bialists sixty dollars to get them, to get
Speaker 10: them turning back on. All you got in your pocket
Speaker 10: two seventy five to your name, all right, the food
Speaker 10: in the frieze and went ba because the license out.
Speaker 1: All right, Now, how you gonna get to Friday?
Speaker 10: The gig is three and a half hours away, comedy
Speaker 10: club and Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: Now here we go.
Speaker 10: I got two hundred seventy five dollars, You got two
Speaker 10: and seventy five walking up and throw something at you now,
Speaker 10: all right.
Speaker 1: A couple of calls and came through.
Speaker 10: All right, peanut call, he got a job for midnight
Speaker 10: at West Side Market.
Speaker 1: They short handed.
Speaker 10: They need somebody over there on Wednesday night to holes
Speaker 10: down the floors at the meat market. I sit down,
Speaker 10: put fish in there and get it ready for the
Speaker 10: next morning. That gig paid fifty dollars for that night.
Speaker 10: Fifty dollars. One more thing for you. Bubba doll passed
Speaker 10: by the house. His brother getting out of jail. He
Speaker 10: got to go down the landcaps to pick him up.
Speaker 10: All right, but now he got a package. He wants
Speaker 10: you to drop off and shake her heights. He said,
Speaker 10: you dropped this off, he gonna give you four hundred
Speaker 10: dollars Wednesday morning. You got to get to Friday. Okay,
Speaker 10: right here we go.
Speaker 1: First of all.
Speaker 7: First of all, I ain't got nothing to do with
Speaker 7: dropping off no package up in shaking the heights back
Speaker 7: here eighty five, cause back people can go up there
Speaker 7: by van. They the knowed I was up there doing
Speaker 7: something that's four hundred dollars ain't nothing for some damn
Speaker 7: prison time. So I ain't dropping off no package. We
Speaker 7: can ignore that right there. What was the first one
Speaker 7: you said? The first one was.
Speaker 6: Old?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: I ain't going down there cleaning no damn floors, because
Speaker 7: once I got into comedy, I was committed to it.
Speaker 1: So I ain't cleaning no floors. I ain't dropping off
Speaker 1: no damn package.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to jails for his ass down there
Speaker 7: in Lancaster because I don't look good in Lancaster outfits.
Speaker 1: Now Here we go. I got two, I got two
Speaker 1: seventy five. Rent is due.
Speaker 7: I'm finish, go make five and the lights is off. Okay,
Speaker 7: damn them lights. I'm gonna take that two seventy five.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go down to Giant Tiger. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 7: me twenty four candles. Have them lit all up around
Speaker 7: the house. I don't need no damn lights. We ain't
Speaker 7: gotta worry about this refrigerator getting this back on, because
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go down there at the quick trip and
Speaker 7: I'm gonna eat down there while I'm standing in the aisle.
Speaker 1: I can get some meat.
Speaker 7: That ain't no problem. Then I'm gonna gasp up the
Speaker 7: car back in eighty five. I could gas up the
Speaker 7: car for ten dollars. I drive on down to Cincinnati.
Speaker 7: I make this five. I get back with that five hundred.
Speaker 7: I got that two seventy five. I'm down the two
Speaker 7: sixty five. I'll just spend about another twenty five dollars
Speaker 7: on some groceries. I got about two fifty left. I
Speaker 7: get down here, I make this five hundred. I pay
Speaker 7: this rent. Got to have this rent on. Now, them
Speaker 7: lights on down there, I go down there, I put
Speaker 7: something on them, damn light. Now, I put a little
Speaker 7: something down on them lights, and see if I can
Speaker 7: talk to some girl down there, see if she can
Speaker 7: cut them on just temporarily until I come back with
Speaker 7: the other half.
Speaker 1: If she can't, I.
Speaker 7: Can't give her that whole sixty, So I just keep
Speaker 7: That's why I bought some twenty four candles. I blow
Speaker 7: them out for I leave the house, so I can
Speaker 7: just light them every time I come in. Now, I
Speaker 7: don't light all of them. I just like the ones
Speaker 7: who room I.
Speaker 1: So now, now I got this wrint back and I
Speaker 1: still got two fifty. What but why would we not
Speaker 1: take some of the two fifty and turn these lights
Speaker 1: back on?
Speaker 7: Though I ain't got to do that, because I'm gonna
Speaker 7: just go across the hall, get me a stenchion cord
Speaker 7: and plug it up to the people house next door,
Speaker 7: and then I'm gonna have me a little bit of juice.
Speaker 1: All I need is a lamp in there. But you
Speaker 1: said you was gonna buy some groceries. You did say grocery,
Speaker 1: So what's with the groceries? Yeah, no, no, that was
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars worth of grocery. Get down to the gig.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I got down two old Oh, y'all's
Speaker 7: I been here before. But I get that refrigerator, but
Speaker 7: I get that core across that with the double unit
Speaker 7: on it. I glove refrigerating one lamp.
Speaker 1: I'm back.
Speaker 8: You need to be You need to be on the
Speaker 8: show Survivor Steve coming up coming up next.
Speaker 1: Thing that was coming as you know this all day.
Speaker 1: That was easy. That nothing right there. I ain't even
Speaker 1: slip five hundred coming in we can.
Speaker 8: We'll hear from the Nephew with the bring phone call
Speaker 8: for today right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
Speaker 8: coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 8: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
Speaker 8: wears more shapeware than I do. We'll get into that
Speaker 8: find out what that's all about in just a few
Speaker 8: but right now it is time time for the Nephew
Speaker 8: and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 10: Well, you know, everybody has one. A lot of people
Speaker 10: don't admit that they have one, but a lot of
Speaker 10: people have one. Okay, right, all right? Call has one?
Speaker 10: I'm not sure if Monica got one tonight. I'm not
Speaker 10: sure Monica got one.
Speaker 1: This right here is work husby, work husby.
Speaker 10: You're my way, right you fellas out there is rolling
Speaker 10: trust and believe your wife has a work husband.
Speaker 1: All right, take a listen. Here, here we go, cat,
Speaker 1: no work husband.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach Gary. Gary.
Speaker 8: Who's this?
Speaker 5: Hello? Who is this? Hey? This is Tony Man. I
Speaker 5: work with your wife. Pam is right, she's fine, she's fine. Man.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm one of a coworkers. Man. I wanted to
Speaker 5: reach out to you. You know, I've been working with
Speaker 5: her quite some time. I'm kind of like what they
Speaker 5: call her, her work husband.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 5: You may have heard her mentioned me before, Tony.
Speaker 11: Wait wait, wait, back up, back up, because I may
Speaker 11: be a little sleep What did you say a cousin?
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no, no no, no, nothing like that. Man.
Speaker 5: It ain't but one husband here. Okay, Now I got that.
Speaker 5: I'm a work husband. You know, you know, like, you know,
Speaker 5: be just something playful at the job. They be saying,
Speaker 5: what are you talking about? Well, you know, it's just
Speaker 5: just something you know, playful. They be saying, you know, uh,
Speaker 5: when you hang around somebody a lot. They say he's
Speaker 5: a work husband or your work wife, you know, something
Speaker 5: like that. But not not nothing nothing heavy, nothing heavy
Speaker 5: at all. Man.
Speaker 11: All right, what's what's up?
Speaker 5: Man? I mean, what's up? What I was calling? Man?
Speaker 5: Trying to ask you? How long? How long have you
Speaker 5: and Pam been married? Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait, what's what's your name again?
Speaker 5: My name is Tony.
Speaker 11: Okay, we've been married about eight or nine years.
Speaker 5: I mean, what's up? How long do you do? If
Speaker 5: you don't mind me asking? How much longer do you
Speaker 5: see y'all y'all being married?
Speaker 6: I kind of do mind you?
Speaker 11: Okay, what hold up?
Speaker 1: How did you get this number again?
Speaker 5: Man? Like? No, I got to I got the number
Speaker 5: out of out of Pan's phone. Man, I wanted to
Speaker 5: call you myself.
Speaker 6: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of
Speaker 6: my wife's phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dog, I don't I don't even ask out whoa
Speaker 5: on whoa?
Speaker 6: Why are you in my wife's phone?
Speaker 5: Man? No, dude, I mean I just got it off
Speaker 5: a desk. Man. I wanted to. I wanted to, you know,
Speaker 5: I wanted to reach out to you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: Kind of having black a private conversation with you.
Speaker 6: Gu's all, well, what first, why are you and my
Speaker 6: wife's phone? You calling me? Dude? I mean this this,
Speaker 6: this is how this this husband things.
Speaker 11: It's really is really blowing me right now.
Speaker 5: Well, it's just it's just that's the work husband, man,
Speaker 5: that's all it is.
Speaker 6: What is a work?
Speaker 5: Husband? What are you?
Speaker 11: What are you doing with my wife?
Speaker 5: You know that's just like you know, like you know,
Speaker 5: I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job,
Speaker 5: or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man,
Speaker 5: if she don't feel like going.
Speaker 6: My wife don't even like doughnut and if we got
Speaker 6: a new coffee machine just two weeks ago, So why
Speaker 6: are you bringing my wife food?
Speaker 5: Hey? Man? Listen, really, I really, I basically I just
Speaker 5: called for this year. How long do you foresee y'all being.
Speaker 11: Married to death?
Speaker 5: Do us?
Speaker 6: What do you mean? How long are we gonna be married?
Speaker 11: What's your namby is?
Speaker 6: To man?
Speaker 5: Tony? Tony, let me toy.
Speaker 6: I don't give a damn you ask you me this?
Speaker 6: Hold on, let me let me call my wife. Hold on,
Speaker 6: hold on, say.
Speaker 5: Hold on hello hello Gary, Well Gary, Paul.
Speaker 6: You better call me within two minutes, right, now it's
Speaker 6: ten thirty eight. You better call me my head for
Speaker 6: here you're black be sleeping outside? Hello Tory?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 11: Are you ask that?
Speaker 5: Why you call her?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: This is gonna be a conversation me and you having together.
Speaker 6: Hold on on hear you're talking about you? You want
Speaker 6: wife's work.
Speaker 5: Husband?
Speaker 6: It ain't but one husband up in here? What my
Speaker 6: lad name? And she don't keep it till death do
Speaker 6: us part? Now, I'm glad you called.
Speaker 11: Me on a Friday.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad because I got all weekend to think
Speaker 6: about that swizzing.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna give you because.
Speaker 5: This out here now, hey man, man all I'm trying
Speaker 5: to figure out how much run with? Do you think
Speaker 5: you want to be married to her?
Speaker 6: Or? Oh? Yeah, this Swiven's gonna be phenomenal. Are you
Speaker 6: better get right with Jesus on Sunday? Because I grant
Speaker 6: dance tea. You're gonna meet a Monday morning. I'm taking
Speaker 6: my wife up there early, and I want to see
Speaker 6: your black.
Speaker 5: I'm just the dog. All I'm saying is if you
Speaker 5: don't want to be be mad to any longer than
Speaker 5: maybe we could work something. Now, that's all I'm.
Speaker 6: Asking a workout partner. All we need to work out
Speaker 6: is be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's gonna
Speaker 6: be there pushing early Monday, waiting for your work husband. Mind.
Speaker 5: Okay, look man, I'm gonna don't work. I'm not trying
Speaker 5: to look. All I'm trying to do is have a
Speaker 5: deeper man to man conversation with you.
Speaker 6: Man, all right, you don't call me trying to bout
Speaker 6: you bring in my wife donuts and coffee and all
Speaker 6: up in up phone. This ain't no decent conversation.
Speaker 5: Hey man, I'm her work husband. Everybody everybody, most people
Speaker 5: have a work husband or work wife. Man, that's that's
Speaker 5: known in the corporate work work husband.
Speaker 6: You hear what I'm saying, what a work husband and
Speaker 6: you I'm gonna be there Monday eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: Hey man, I'm not finishing. Go back. Look, you know
Speaker 5: what I'm Finnah, Just call Pam. I just call Pam.
Speaker 6: I only call me back in about a minute and
Speaker 6: fifteen seconds. We're gonna wait for her to call me back.
Speaker 11: Work husband, mind miss.
Speaker 6: On a Friday?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well that it was just it was just a question.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to.
Speaker 5: Maybe we could work.
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Speaker 8: Thank you, f you subject. He wears more shapewear.
Speaker 3: Than I do.
Speaker 8: Here Stephen Shirley, I'm newly divorced and dating again at
Speaker 8: fifty three years old. My aunt set me up with
Speaker 8: a handsome bald man that has a great smile but
Speaker 8: a quirky personality. I cannot figure out what's up with
Speaker 8: him until recently. He's a school administer and he does
Speaker 8: educational videos for the school district, so he's really into
Speaker 8: how he looks. On our first date, he told me
Speaker 8: that he bleaches his teeth regularly and he gets fillers
Speaker 8: in his face. We have been dating four months and
Speaker 8: he still won't tell me how old he is, but
Speaker 8: he looks like he's slightly older than I am. I
Speaker 8: enjoy his company and I got used to him going
Speaker 8: on and on about himself on our date. He always
Speaker 8: jokes about holding his stomach in when we were on date,
Speaker 8: but I do the same thing, so that was no
Speaker 8: big deal. He's fun to hang out with, but he
Speaker 8: has a problem with being honest and telling me things
Speaker 8: about himself. Excuse me, Here's what happened. He's back. His
Speaker 8: back and tummy always felt firm, so I eventually asked
Speaker 8: him if he wears a back brace. He said he
Speaker 8: just got a muscular back. Not true. This past week,
Speaker 8: we were intimate for the first time, and I finally
Speaker 8: saw what's hiding under his closed He had on a
Speaker 8: very fitted tank top that pressed against his chest and stomach.
Speaker 8: It looked like a compression shirt. He had on a
Speaker 8: pair of skin tight biker shorts that went down to
Speaker 8: his knees. After he got naked, he looked twenty pounds heavier.
Speaker 8: His skin was squishy and wrinkly. He said he's self conscious,
Speaker 8: So I tried to reassure him, but I was really
Speaker 8: turned off. I am worried that he might be concealing
Speaker 8: other stuff. What should I do? Learn to love the
Speaker 8: fat or let him go? You're worried that he might
Speaker 8: be concealing other stuff, other stuff, Like what what else
Speaker 8: is he concealing? I'm really trying to understand what exactly
Speaker 8: is your issue here? You like him, You enjoy his company,
Speaker 8: you like hanging out with him. You said he's handsome,
Speaker 8: he has a nice smile that he bleaches regularly on.
Speaker 8: He has a good job, But your problem is, I think,
Speaker 8: is that certain things you want to know about him
Speaker 8: that he hasn't told.
Speaker 1: You yet, Like what how old he is?
Speaker 8: He hasn't told you that. I guess you can google
Speaker 8: that if you really really wanted to know. And he's
Speaker 8: still not telling you. He wants you to think he's younger.
Speaker 8: I mean, what are you trying to say. You say
Speaker 8: he doesn't talk to you a lot, he doesn't open up,
Speaker 8: But then you said earlier in the letter that he
Speaker 8: goes on and on and on about himself. So when
Speaker 8: he's talking about himself, do you think to ask him
Speaker 8: whatever it is you want to know about him. I
Speaker 8: just think you're mad because he wears body shapers and
Speaker 8: you don't think body shapers are very manly. That's what
Speaker 8: it sounds like. He doesn't seem to be happy about
Speaker 8: him either, because when he undressed with you, he confessed
Speaker 8: that he was self conscious about his body, and you
Speaker 8: said you didn't want to crush him, so you try
Speaker 8: to reassure him, but you got turned up. Listen, everybody
Speaker 8: looks different naked. Some people look better to naked, some
Speaker 8: people don't look so good naked. So I say, if
Speaker 8: you like the man, and he's only about twenty pounds underweight.
Speaker 8: Why don't you guys, you know, if you really like him,
Speaker 8: you like hanging out, hang out at the gym, work
Speaker 8: out Steve.
Speaker 7: Girl, girl, you know you are so kind surely that
Speaker 7: it irritates me sometimes you are just such a kind person.
Speaker 7: You always be nice to these people they call in
Speaker 7: and fat ass sitting up in here lying to this
Speaker 7: woman all downtown. That's just gonna get to it now,
Speaker 7: I ain't mean, I just like ten truth. Let's just
Speaker 7: gonna get to truth. Then he wear more shape wear
Speaker 7: than I do. All right, you divorced and you start
Speaker 7: dating again at fifty three years old, Mom set me
Speaker 7: up with a handsome ball man, had a great smile
Speaker 7: but a quirky personality. Why is he available? You know
Speaker 7: you gonna find out that he older than you, But
Speaker 7: why is he even available?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 7: You need to learn some history. I ain't quit figured
Speaker 7: out what's up with him until recently. He's a school administrator.
Speaker 7: He does educational videos for school. So it's really into
Speaker 7: how he looks on his first date. Now, this is
Speaker 7: what he told you, that he bleaches his teeth regularly.
Speaker 7: How often do your damn teeth need bleaching. But are
Speaker 7: you chewing your damn cigarettes? Why do you all the
Speaker 7: time gotta bleach your damn teeth? What are you eating?
Speaker 7: And he gets fellers in his face? Now, theny way,
Speaker 7: we need to start showing some concern because when you
Speaker 7: start getting fillers in your face, you trying to make
Speaker 7: your face look fatter.
Speaker 1: So what if he don't get the fellers? I'm thinking skeletal.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking he's sitting up there looking like a damn skeleton,
Speaker 7: so he gotta put some fat in his face. Now
Speaker 7: hold on to that thought, because I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 7: why he's looking skeletal. I have figured this letter out.
Speaker 7: So now y'all been dating for four months and he
Speaker 7: still won't tell me how old he is. He looks
Speaker 7: like he's slightly older than me. He is, And let
Speaker 7: me ask you a question. What man don't tell his age?
Speaker 7: That's really not a thing for us. I'm very rarely here,
Speaker 7: man tell me none. Now, don't ask me how old
Speaker 7: I am?
Speaker 5: Dog?
Speaker 1: What kind of dude is this?
Speaker 7: That's not really im Women, I understand you know it's
Speaker 7: improper to ask a woman how much she weighed, how
Speaker 7: old she is but a dude.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 7: Oh, I enjoyed company, and I got used to him
Speaker 7: going on and on about himself. He's joked about holding
Speaker 7: his stomach in, but I do too. All right, So
Speaker 7: both of y'all sucking your stomach in, that ain't no problem.
Speaker 7: But when we come back, though, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 7: what he is the problem. I didn't figure it out.
Speaker 8: Hang on for part two of Steve's response up at
Speaker 8: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter, subject
Speaker 8: he wears more shapewear than I do. We'll get back
Speaker 8: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 8: The subject is he wears more shapeware than I do.
Speaker 7: Fifty three year old woman back in the Dayton Game.
Speaker 7: Her aunt set up with a very handsome man, a
Speaker 7: very very handsome, but he has a quirky personality.
Speaker 1: They go out of date. He tell her that he
Speaker 1: regularly bleaches his teeth. Who regularly bleach? They damn teeth?
Speaker 1: What are you eating?
Speaker 7: I'm assuming instead of smoking this cigarette, he eating them. Really,
Speaker 7: it's up to you and tobacco. I can't think of
Speaker 7: why you need to regularly bleach your teeth, But then
Speaker 7: here was a chaka. He gets fillers in his face. Now,
Speaker 7: why would a person need phillis in his face? For
Speaker 7: when naturally you get older, your head and face get bigger.
Speaker 7: But unless you have done what I think he's done,
Speaker 7: he's sitting over there looking skeletal. So he got to
Speaker 7: get some fellers because his face is sunken, eyes is sunken.
Speaker 7: He looked like the dead now, and he won't tell
Speaker 7: you how old he is. Most men don't have a
Speaker 7: problem with that. So now you have a problem with
Speaker 7: the man that is into hisself. And you've gotten used
Speaker 7: to him talking about hisself on date. You enjoy his
Speaker 7: company and everything. And he joked about holding his stomach
Speaker 7: in when y'all was on dates, and you said, that's
Speaker 7: cool because I hold mine into. Ain't no big deal.
Speaker 7: He's fun to hang out with, but he has a
Speaker 7: problem being honest and telling me things about himself. Here's
Speaker 7: what happened. His back and Tommy always felt firm, so
Speaker 7: I eventually asked him if he wears a back brace.
Speaker 1: He said no, he got a muscular back. Really you
Speaker 1: mad about that your back, damn.
Speaker 7: Muscular dog with your old sunk in the ass face.
Speaker 7: Now all of a sudden, your back is in shape.
Speaker 7: But you just told her you gotta suck your stomach
Speaker 7: ain lie after lie after lie. He's just sitting up there,
Speaker 7: just a big old swoll, just sitting up there. Y'all
Speaker 7: can't even enjoy your date because he just swore. But anyway,
Speaker 7: this past week we got intimate for the first time,
Speaker 7: and I finally saw what was hiding under his clothes.
Speaker 7: He had on a fitted tank top that pressed against
Speaker 7: his chest and stomach.
Speaker 1: It looked like a compression shirt. Y'all.
Speaker 7: Remember back when we was doing the show in Atlanta,
Speaker 7: that company came over and gave us all that compression stuff.
Speaker 1: And I put that tank top on, Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: couldn't get it off.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: We had to cut it off.
Speaker 7: Bought that damn tank top with all so tight. It
Speaker 7: was a slimming tank top, but it mashed your chest
Speaker 7: down too. I didn't like it, but I caught hell
Speaker 7: getting it off, So I am familiar with these compression shirts.
Speaker 7: He had on a pair of skin tight biker shorts
Speaker 7: that went down to his knees. That's the compression draws well.
Speaker 1: In other words, he had.
Speaker 7: On spanks t shirt and a spank's bottom, and then
Speaker 7: after he got naked, he looked twenty pounds heavy. His
Speaker 7: skin was squishy and wrinkly. Now let me tell you
Speaker 7: what happened. This is why he gets face fillers, and
Speaker 7: this is why he wear all this compression stuff. Boy
Speaker 7: used to be real fat. Then he got that surgery
Speaker 7: because he vain. He got a lap band and he'd
Speaker 7: lost a whole bunch of weight. Now his skin is sagging,
Speaker 7: squishy and wrinkly, and that's why he's embarrassed. He got
Speaker 7: a lap band, that's why he wearing all this compression stuff.
Speaker 7: But he took his clothes off and all hell broke loose.
Speaker 7: And that's what she got. And that's why he don't
Speaker 7: talk about hisself. She talked about he looked twenty pounds
Speaker 7: heavy in his skin, saggy and wrinkly. He had that surgery.
Speaker 7: I'm worried that he might be concealing other stuff. Well,
Speaker 7: he don't tell you about hisself. The man not being honest.
Speaker 7: Y'all have a good time long as he ain't talking,
Speaker 7: because he's usually lying So what happened to that musk
Speaker 7: glass back he had? So it turned into a spanks
Speaker 7: top and a spank's bottom. Now he's squishing, he's soft.
Speaker 7: Do I learn how to love the fat or let
Speaker 7: him go? Well, you got a choice to make. I
Speaker 7: don't know how the loving was, y'all was intimate for
Speaker 7: the first time. Was he bringing it or was he
Speaker 7: bringing it like a fat man? You gotta make that decision.
Speaker 7: Was he bringing it or was he bringing it like
Speaker 7: a fat man? So you got to ask that. Well,
Speaker 7: it's over quick and it's slow.
Speaker 1: He tied? He tied. If he's exhausted fast.
Speaker 8: Oh, if he's overweight, you're saying.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, yeah, he ain't got no DaMina.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Was his skin in the way?
Speaker 5: Was it?
Speaker 1: How bad was his sagging?
Speaker 8: Was his skin in the way?
Speaker 7: Well, when he was standing there, could you see everything?
Speaker 7: Because you keep talking about he's concealing some other stuff.
Speaker 7: When he was standing there, was his skin sagging down?
Speaker 7: Didn't look like he had on the mini skirt. I'm
Speaker 7: just asking, Wow, he's the thing. You need to consider.
Speaker 7: How much loose skin, big boy have? It ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 7: You gotta go get that surgery, get that skin, take
Speaker 7: up cut off. But he'd just spent all his money
Speaker 7: bleaching his damn teeth and putting him face fillers in.
Speaker 7: That's why his face need that fat in it, because
Speaker 7: he done sunking. He skeletal. Now how muscular was he?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 7: If he's a nice guy and y'all have a wonderful time,
Speaker 7: do you got to find out about it? Gotta get
Speaker 7: your hands on that driver's license. Next time he getting naked,
Speaker 7: just walk over there to the counter. He can't get
Speaker 7: up real fast cause he got to pull all that
Speaker 7: skin together. Just going over there and open up the
Speaker 7: wallet right in from and take a look at that
Speaker 7: driver's lie.
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Speaker 1: Right after you big old loose ass does stop talking.
Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
Speaker 8: Junior and Sports Talk. What you got junior?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: Well you know, man, it started yesterday March Badness playing tournament. Listen,
Speaker 9: Howard University falls to Wagner seventy one to sixty eight.
Speaker 9: It was good for They had three chances to tie
Speaker 9: the game at the final second.
Speaker 1: It was close. Man, it was a good game man,
Speaker 1: you know, but you said it and well they played
Speaker 1: like men, they did. Yeah, they played like men. You
Speaker 1: they played like men. You know, So you know you
Speaker 1: can't win them all?
Speaker 9: Still screaming, h yeah yeah we still we still we
Speaker 9: still got another HBCU game tonight.
Speaker 7: It's one of the great education institutes in this country.
Speaker 7: So lost their basketball game. They make leaders though.
Speaker 1: Hell that that's true. Okay, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: this one?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: Gramblin versus Montana gram University, you got.
Speaker 7: The well, oh I root for h A h for Howard.
Speaker 7: I rooted for Gramlin. I don't give it damn by No,
Speaker 7: damn Montana.
Speaker 1: That's not where you concerned that.
Speaker 7: No, they got the fly black people in the play
Speaker 7: up there, mad damn by Montana.
Speaker 1: Come out, GSU, come on, yeah, man, we're rooting for you. Tonight.
Speaker 9: Colorado State and Virginia Playoffso last night that game was
Speaker 9: so one sided they had Colorado State pulled it off,
Speaker 9: knocked Virginia out sixty seven to forty two. We found
Speaker 9: something else start. Yeah, that's blowout. That wasn't even worth watching.
Speaker 9: It was one side the enime who lost again Virginia
Speaker 9: sixty sixty seven to forty two.
Speaker 1: Mans.
Speaker 9: But you know we got the number one is playing
Speaker 9: Houston versus Longwood. That's one you got Longwood. I don't
Speaker 9: know Tommy who Longwood is, but we better not lose.
Speaker 9: I know that much better not lose to Longwood.
Speaker 1: You hear about a school you don't know when the
Speaker 1: number one seed playing, you think that's bad.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be a Cinderella every year, man, every year
Speaker 7: theres a Cinderella doing something nobody thought they would.
Speaker 1: No, it said Virginia, Tommy Longwood University, Longwood.
Speaker 9: Okay, then got you come they got a long shot.
Speaker 9: But here go another one time, another university. You don't
Speaker 9: know where it's at. You cont versus Stenson. It's another
Speaker 9: number one versus Yes, Stenson like the cologne throw back, Yes,
Speaker 9: a throat like the cologne. And North Carolina gonna play Wagner.
Speaker 9: So we're gonna, man, do you see which number one
Speaker 9: gonna fall first?
Speaker 1: Do you think you have an idea?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: No, they're gonna be around for a minute. Yukon is
Speaker 7: in the toughest bracket though Yukon is a number one,
Speaker 7: but they face him everybody.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we're gonna see how this march man. Just
Speaker 1: go Shirley. It's gonna be a good one, all right.
Speaker 8: Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 8: a woman needs advice Steve on how to deal with
Speaker 8: her fiance's dirty old daddy and uncle. We'll get into
Speaker 8: that right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Steve.
Speaker 8: Archie from Charlotte says, my fiance and I dated for
Speaker 8: a year before we got engaged. I never met his
Speaker 8: family until last month when I went home with him.
Speaker 8: He warned me about his daddy and his uncle being frisky.
Speaker 8: They're dirty old twins with filthy mouths and wandering eyes.
Speaker 8: My fiance's mom told me to ignore them because none
Speaker 8: of their quote parts work anymore. That wasn't funny, and
Speaker 8: I was offended by the tw staring me up and
Speaker 8: down and flirting with me. My fiance didn't tell them
Speaker 8: to stop it. He called me bougie and said everyone
Speaker 8: knows that they're just playing. Why wouldn't he tell the
Speaker 8: twins to knock it off and leave me alone.
Speaker 7: They look the mama told you that's how they are,
Speaker 7: that's how they You know, it's family them.
Speaker 1: His uncles in stuff. Lady. He told you going in.
Speaker 1: They frisky, They run their mouth. You can't stop old people.
Speaker 7: Your fiance can't controlling people. You was on car, he
Speaker 7: told you what was gonna happen. Just relax now, you know,
Speaker 7: not to go back over all Uncle Nathan, your Neil.
Speaker 1: House no more. That's how the foul twins you ain't
Speaker 1: never heard. You ain't never had that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they were looking at me. Why didn't you stop them? Lady?
Speaker 7: Come on, now, you know how families can be. This
Speaker 7: old black family. They're not fit to change. The mama
Speaker 7: told you that their parts don't.
Speaker 1: Even work no more.
Speaker 7: Don't worry about them, gun, just family issue. He not
Speaker 7: man in the family. And you had to go down
Speaker 7: there to see him. You've been a year four you
Speaker 7: see him. That it be another year fo you see him. No,
Speaker 7: you know why he ain't tried to take you down there.
Speaker 7: He tried to get you in love with him first
Speaker 7: before you met the food. So he already take her
Speaker 7: down here and meet these ingland.
Speaker 8: Uncle, all right, we have time for another one. This
Speaker 8: is from Tracy and Houston. Tracy says, my divorce will
Speaker 8: be final soon, but my husband is already engaged. Not
Speaker 8: only did he cheat on me, but he publicly proposed
Speaker 8: the day he filed for divorce. A lot of our
Speaker 8: mutual friends were. Yeah, a lot of our mutual friends
Speaker 8: were at the proposal dinner, and now they can't even
Speaker 8: look me in the face. My own mother said that
Speaker 8: my husband kept telling me he wasn't happy, but I
Speaker 8: acted like it would get better. I understand that I
Speaker 8: wasn't being realistic, But can can I get some support?
Speaker 8: Is he the only one that deserves happiness here?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: No, you can be happy too, but you ain't gonna
Speaker 7: be happy worrying about him. He'd a moved on.
Speaker 1: He gone.
Speaker 7: You sitting up here wondering what everybody else opinion is,
Speaker 7: go live your life?
Speaker 1: Can I get some support here? But what you want?
Speaker 1: Stop wallowing in something? He gone? After y'all filed for divorce, he.
Speaker 8: Proposed, Yeah, same day he gone.
Speaker 7: All y'all friends was at the engagement party, proposal party,
Speaker 7: whatever it was, they gone. He told you he wasn't
Speaker 7: happy and then you tried to act like he was
Speaker 7: gonna get better. Well, it show did for him, So
Speaker 7: come on, lady, let's move on, pick up your marbles
Speaker 7: and go somewhere else. He gone, and and and you
Speaker 7: and you and you can quit.
Speaker 1: Won't in him?
Speaker 8: Was her mother trying to give her a hint when
Speaker 8: she said what the husband said? She told them, yeah
Speaker 8: she did.
Speaker 7: But see everybody know how she is, but she won't
Speaker 7: support she wants everybody knows, lady that you know how
Speaker 7: you are.
Speaker 1: Stop this.
Speaker 7: Let's move forward. The man told you he wasn't happen,
Speaker 7: you ignore it and act like it was gonna get better.
Speaker 1: Get better?
Speaker 8: How Yeah, she said, she understands that she was not
Speaker 8: being realistic.
Speaker 1: Okay, well not get realistic.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he don't.
Speaker 1: Get your fantasia. You don't want me, Go for yourself.
Speaker 1: That's sham like that. Worry about him, Go ahead and
Speaker 1: free yourself. You don't want you don't talk to me.
Speaker 8: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 8: after this. Sing us out, Steve.
Speaker 1: If you don't wold me, don't talk to me. Hey,
Speaker 1: hit it, free your shape.
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Speaker 8: new flavor is called Gooey butter Cake. Gooey butter Cake.
Speaker 8: It has cream cheese swirl and chunky cake batter pieces.
Speaker 8: It's mixed throughout, mixed throughout the ice cream. In January,
Speaker 8: Bluebell released it Cinnamon Twist ice cream with cinnamon rolled chunks,
Speaker 8: brown sugar and cinnamon icing swirl. But sadly, these two
Speaker 8: new flavors are only available for a limited time. So
Speaker 8: if you like the buttercake, you better go ahead and
Speaker 8: get it now. If you like that cinnamon roll, go
Speaker 8: ahead and get it now.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know that gooey buttercake sound good. I
Speaker 1: don't get on grocery store. Yeah I tried, you know,
Speaker 1: saying butter pecan Let me see what they wor shut.
Speaker 14: That was some exciting ass news for me, breaking now
Speaker 14: and some today right one blue bell, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 8: The interesting choices too, cinnamon roll and everything.
Speaker 10: Yet I don't know about sinner roll. I went hang
Speaker 10: doing the center row that good.
Speaker 8: Boy twist.
Speaker 1: Boy, you're talking about blue bell taste like cinnapon What
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 8: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 8: play around him. Would you rather right after this you're
Speaker 8: listening morning show, it's time now for a rounded? Would
Speaker 8: you rather? Would you rather picture this? Would you rather
Speaker 8: no bathroom doors in your house? Or would you rather
Speaker 8: no pass coat on your phone?
Speaker 1: Got to put that doll that day you right now?
Speaker 1: That dog got to be. Got to have that dole,
Speaker 1: that damn bathroom, honking damn about that pass hold. You
Speaker 1: got to change your whole family right there. I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna have a family if I don't have that
Speaker 1: doing that? What did you eat?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: We ain't got no dough in that bathroom. I could
Speaker 7: set that phone right there in the hallway at the doorway.
Speaker 7: You ain't gonna come get it, But.
Speaker 8: Tell me, you know you are about the phone.
Speaker 1: You know about the bathroom you're gonna have doing the
Speaker 1: bathroom you live.
Speaker 8: When it comes to the phone, all right, we did
Speaker 8: you rather coworkers can read your mind? Or would you
Speaker 8: rather your coworkers can see through your clothes?
Speaker 5: Don't?
Speaker 1: God damn, but y'all like that.
Speaker 5: What y'all can do?
Speaker 10: No matter what co workers can do. Yet, whether you
Speaker 10: can read my mind? Y'all can read my man? One
Speaker 10: read my mind, so you can really understand how I feel?
Speaker 7: Please, Steve Hell, if you can see through these clothes,
Speaker 7: you'll know what's on my mind. Yeah, look over here
Speaker 7: if you want you good morning, Good morning to you. Yeah, Steve,
Speaker 7: we're just talking about I heard you.
Speaker 1: Sure all right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather your mid section is reversed, which means
Speaker 8: your butt your booty is in front? Okay? Or would
Speaker 8: you rather your faces reverse? Which one my face looking
Speaker 8: at the back or.
Speaker 1: Covid. I just have to have my booty in the front.
Speaker 1: I could just do that. Is it not taking my
Speaker 1: bottles and putting it behind me.
Speaker 10: I don't want my face to be on the same
Speaker 10: side my ass on, so I didn't need them switched up.
Speaker 1: Long as they switched up.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, if you got a big enough gut, it
Speaker 7: kind of look like your ass in the front anyway.
Speaker 7: I know a lot of dudes look like they looking
Speaker 7: out over the ass all day long. All right, well
Speaker 7: you ain't being over and tie your shoes up. Probably
Speaker 7: your ass is in the way anyway, all.
Speaker 8: Right, would you rather learn the latest TikTok dance or
Speaker 8: would you rather go dancing with your act?
Speaker 1: I'll be all on TikTok all night long on ticture.
Speaker 8: Junior hears it, okay, trying to get it together and
Speaker 8: get all those steps, all those moves right.
Speaker 1: And Steve, this ain't Texas.
Speaker 8: You can't hold of it.
Speaker 1: That's how hard I'm willing not to go dance with
Speaker 1: her head.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 8: We'll close out of the show at forty nine minutes
Speaker 8: after the hour with Steve Harvey, and it is our
Speaker 8: last break of the day.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
Speaker 8: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we
Speaker 8: are last break of the day on this Wednesday. It's
Speaker 8: been a good day. Yes, yeah, don't forget that. Tonight
Speaker 8: you can catch an all new episode of All Move Steve.
Speaker 7: All new all new shows coming through. Yeah, Judge, keep rising,
Speaker 7: keep shouting, keep rising, keep.
Speaker 1: Knowing you can always count on me. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 8: So it's on ABC ten, ninth Central, also streaming on Hulu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea what the episode is about tonight,
Speaker 1: but it's new.
Speaker 8: Are you enjoying doing the shows.
Speaker 1: Like show is dope, The Judge Show is dope.
Speaker 8: It's funny, it's fun Yeah, you can be yourself on
Speaker 8: that show, close to who you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a case and I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1: Oh we know it. Yes, Well, Junior, what you got
Speaker 1: on your mind at closing? Man?
Speaker 9: Well, uncle, let me ask you this, unc man, It's like,
Speaker 9: what makes you want to keep pressing forward?
Speaker 1: Like being a mogul? Like you're a mogul. When did
Speaker 1: you get the idea you want to be a mogul?
Speaker 7: Well, right after I figured out poverty wouldn't work, you know,
Speaker 7: once I once I had came to that conclusion about problem.
Speaker 7: You know, you know what man like you have to understand.
Speaker 7: I think it's a couple of things people should do.
Speaker 7: Should You should decide on what you're willing to accept,
Speaker 7: and you must decide on what you're willing not to accept,
Speaker 7: accept and not accept. And then you have to come
Speaker 7: up with what you're willing to do and what you
Speaker 7: are committed to not do. And that clears some things up,
Speaker 7: and so you know, my desire to be in business
Speaker 7: and to attempt things was just to constantly have a
Speaker 7: vision or a dream out in front of me, just
Speaker 7: to follow the scripture that a man without a dream
Speaker 7: of visions you'll perish. I don't care who you are,
Speaker 7: you gotta be shooting for something. And I just offer
Speaker 7: to people not to get discouraged when there's something that
Speaker 7: you're shooting for is not unfolding at the pace you
Speaker 7: wanted to unfold, because you have to remember that God's
Speaker 7: timing and your timing is oftentimes completely different. That's been
Speaker 7: the toughest lesson for me to learn in my life,
Speaker 7: that God's timing is completely different from mine, because I
Speaker 7: can't tell you how many times I've waited on something
Speaker 7: and could not figure out what in the world was
Speaker 7: taking the Lord?
Speaker 1: So long?
Speaker 7: Are you not listening to me? Did you not hear
Speaker 7: what I said? I said in six weeks now we
Speaker 7: had this six month mark, and you still ain't let
Speaker 7: it happen for me. But delayed doesn't mean denied true true.
Speaker 7: But a lot of times, man, when you ask God
Speaker 7: for something, here's another thing I had to learn. He's
Speaker 7: saying okay, I'm well give it to you. But he
Speaker 7: got cleared some things out first, because he hears conversations
Speaker 7: you didn't hear. He saw things you didn't see. And
Speaker 7: so what he does is he does things on your
Speaker 7: behalf to you on or nothing about. Have you ever
Speaker 7: wondered why you didn't get something right when you wanted it,
Speaker 7: but when you got it it was better. But if
Speaker 7: you assess the situation, you'll oftentimes find out that the
Speaker 7: circumstances surrounding the what you have is different. Like he
Speaker 7: maybe removes somebody from your life. He had to reposition
Speaker 7: you and your job. He tells a lot of things, man,
Speaker 7: because you don't know what's all under the surface of
Speaker 7: what you're asking for, because a lot of times what
Speaker 7: you're asking for will affect other people. And he got
Speaker 7: to make sure that you got the right people around
Speaker 7: you position. So when he give you the blessed, ain't
Speaker 7: nobody over there trying to smack it out your hand,
Speaker 7: knock the plate out, empty your food, turn it over
Speaker 7: and you don't know it. But there are people in
Speaker 7: your life who are like that. You know, there's people
Speaker 7: pulling in your life for you to a certain point
Speaker 7: and after that, they're not pulling for you. There are
Speaker 7: people pulling for you in your life, but only to
Speaker 7: a certain point.
Speaker 1: That's a whole word right there.
Speaker 7: It's a it's such a shocking thing to discover. Now
Speaker 7: are people in your life who are happy for you
Speaker 7: as long as you stay within there. There they are
Speaker 7: parameters of what happiness will be. You step outside of that.
Speaker 7: Oh no oh no no no, no no oh, you're
Speaker 7: getting too big for your breches or who you think
Speaker 7: you are now, you know, so a lot of that happens.
Speaker 7: But my motivation is always uh to try to be
Speaker 7: better and to be and and and and then I'm
Speaker 7: now more conscious of what I ask God for. Usually
Speaker 7: what I'm asking God for usually entails to bring about
Speaker 7: the benefit to help more people. So I'm constantly getting blessed.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm constant getting blessed man, because my motivation has changed.
Speaker 1: It ain't just about me.
Speaker 7: My doing more and better usually provides jobs, gives an
Speaker 7: opportunity trying to help some people. So I'm constantly getting blessed.
Speaker 7: And that's in spite of what anybody says about you.
Speaker 7: You know, your deal with God is your deal with God.
Speaker 7: If God put his favor on you.
Speaker 1: Man. It ain't nothing nobody can do about that. Amen.
Speaker 7: They can hate on you, they can talk about you,
Speaker 7: but they stop nothing. Once God put his favor on you, man,
Speaker 7: you in a blessed position. Now that favor it don't
Speaker 7: come with our challenges. That's a part of it. So
Speaker 7: those are just some teared bits of things that I've
Speaker 7: learned in my life over the years, and it just
Speaker 7: keeps me motivated because and you know, look, man, God
Speaker 7: is in a blessing business. I'm a recipient. But I
Speaker 7: also understand that there's test that comes along with everything.
Speaker 7: You can't get to the next level without taking some steps,
Speaker 7: and them steps is usually tests. I'm okay with the
Speaker 7: hardship too. If I pass the test, I get to
Speaker 7: the next level. You can't go to the tenth grade
Speaker 7: till you pass all the paperwork in the knife. Those
Speaker 7: are my closing remarks. Welcome to life, college, so much harder.
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