Speaker 1: All right, Steve, your nephew has a question for you.
Speaker 2: I'm right here, all right, that's right here. I'm calling this.
Speaker 2: I'm calling this living day to day. So let's go back.
Speaker 2: Let's go back. Let's go back to mid eighties. You're
Speaker 2: doing your comedy things. So here we go. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make it real tight on you. Let's see how
Speaker 2: you get out of this.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: All right, uncle Steve. You're trying to get to Friday.
Speaker 2: You got a gig on Friday in Cincinnati that gave
Speaker 2: pay five hundred dollars for the weekend. But right now
Speaker 2: it's two yeah, yeah, yeah, rent Is. Two lights are off.
Speaker 2: Rent Is five hundred light bills, sixty dollars to get them,
Speaker 2: to get them turning back on. All you got in
Speaker 2: your pocket two seventy five to your name, all right,
Speaker 2: the food in the fridge and went bad because the
Speaker 2: lights is out.
Speaker 1: All right, now, how you gonna get to Friday?
Speaker 2: The gig is three and a half hours away, comedy
Speaker 2: club in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: Now here we go.
Speaker 3: I got two hundred and seventy five dollars, You got
Speaker 3: two five.
Speaker 2: I ump and throw something at you now, all right,
Speaker 2: A couple of calls and came through. All right, peanut call.
Speaker 2: He got a job for midnight at West Side Mark.
Speaker 2: They short handed. They need somebody over there on Wednesday
Speaker 2: night to hold down the floors at the meat market.
Speaker 2: I used to down put fish in there and get
Speaker 2: it ready for the next morning. That gig paid fifty
Speaker 2: dollars for that night. Fifty dollars. One more thing for you.
Speaker 2: Bubba Dog passed by the house. His brother getting out
Speaker 2: of jail. He had to go down the landcap to
Speaker 2: pick him up. All right, but now he got a package.
Speaker 2: He wants you to drop off and shake her heights.
Speaker 2: He said, you dropped this off, he gonna give you
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars Wednesday in the morning.
Speaker 1: You got to get to Friday. Okay, right here we go.
Speaker 3: First of all, First of all, I ain't got nothing
Speaker 3: to do with dropping off no package up and shake
Speaker 3: the heights back here eighty five because that people can
Speaker 3: go up there by van. They they the knowed I
Speaker 3: was up there doing something. That's four hundred dollars ain't
Speaker 3: nothing for some day in prison time. So I ain't
Speaker 3: dropping off no package. We could ignore that right there.
Speaker 3: What was the first one you said?
Speaker 1: The first one was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I ain't going down there cleaning no damn floors, because
Speaker 3: once I got into comedy, I was committed to it.
Speaker 1: So I ain't cleaning no floors. I ain't dropping off
Speaker 1: no damn package.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to jails for his ass down there
Speaker 3: in Lancaster, cause I don't look good in Lancaster outfits.
Speaker 3: Now Here we go. I got two, I got two
Speaker 3: seventy five, rent is due. I'm finisha go make five
Speaker 3: and the lights is off. Okay, damn them lights. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take that two seventy five. I'm gonna go down
Speaker 3: to Giant Tiger. I'm gonna buy me twenty four candles.
Speaker 3: Have them lit all up around the house. I don't
Speaker 3: need no damn lights. We ain't got to worry about
Speaker 3: this refrigerator getting this stuff back on, because I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go down there at the quick trip and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: eat down there while I'm standing in the aisle. I
Speaker 3: can get some neat that ain't no problem. Then I'm
Speaker 3: gonna gas up the car back in eighty five. I
Speaker 3: could gas up the car for ten dollars. I drive
Speaker 3: on down the seat and that I make this five,
Speaker 3: I get back with that five hundred. I got that
Speaker 3: two seventy five. I'm down to two sixty five. I'll
Speaker 3: just spent about another twenty five dollars on some groceries.
Speaker 3: I got about two fifty left. I get down here,
Speaker 3: I make this five hundred. I pay this rent. Got
Speaker 3: to have this rent on. Now, them lights on down there,
Speaker 3: I go down there, I put something on them, damn light.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I put a little something down on them lights, and
Speaker 3: see if I can talk to some girl down there,
Speaker 3: see if she can cut them on, just temporarily until
Speaker 3: I come back with the other half. If she can't,
Speaker 3: I can't give her that whole sixty. So I just
Speaker 3: keep That's why I bought them twenty four candles. I
Speaker 3: blow them out for I leave the house, so I
Speaker 3: just light them every time I come in. Now, I
Speaker 3: don't light all of them. I just like the ones
Speaker 3: who room I'm in. So now, now I got this
Speaker 3: rent back, and I still got two fifty.
Speaker 2: What but why would we not take some of the
Speaker 2: two fifty and turn these lights back on?
Speaker 3: Though I ain't got to do that, cause I'm gonna
Speaker 3: just go across the hawk at me a stenchion cord
Speaker 3: and play look it up to the people house next door,
Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna have me a little bit at juice.
Speaker 3: All I need is a lamp in there.
Speaker 1: But you said you was gonna buy some groceries. You
Speaker 1: did say groceries. So what's gonna do with the groceries?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, No, that was twenty five dollars worth of grocery.
Speaker 3: Get down to the gig. Yeah, that's why I got
Speaker 3: down too old. Oh y'all, it's how been here before.
Speaker 3: But I get that refrigerator, but I get that cold
Speaker 3: across there with the double unit on it.
Speaker 1: I glove refrigerating, one lamp. I'm back in this. You
Speaker 1: need to be.
Speaker 3: You need to be on the show Survivor Steve coming up,
Speaker 3: coming up next thanking.
Speaker 1: You asked me, you know this all day? That was easy?
Speaker 1: That nothing right there? I ain't even slick. Five hundred
Speaker 1: coming in weekend. We'll hear from the nephew with the
Speaker 1: prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening
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