Speaker 1: You don't know me confession. I can't take back earl
Speaker 1: arms mouse speak.
Speaker 2: I got a text of seventy eighty five nine two
Speaker 2: that says, as a nanny, I've seen many first steps
Speaker 2: and heard many first words, but I would never share
Speaker 2: that with the parents.
Speaker 3: Good. Wait a minute, that is the angel's word that
Speaker 3: kids are already.
Speaker 4: Nope, you don't want to know, working mom, you don't
Speaker 4: want to know.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm guessing because they were all curse words as.
Speaker 1: The first word.
Speaker 2: Like that, Brook, Would you be proud though, if your
Speaker 2: child's first word was some sort of heinous profanity.
Speaker 4: I mean, I will say my last name, being Fox
Speaker 4: was very difficult for my toddler children.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, both of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people like you just teach them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is she so proud of her kids? But hey,
Speaker 2: you know what, if you want, you can always have
Speaker 2: your baby come on our show and let them say
Speaker 2: their first swear word.
Speaker 3: Live on the radio, and we'll protect.
Speaker 2: Them by masking their little, tiny baby voice. We've got
Speaker 2: a woman who's ready to say some naughty things on
Speaker 2: our show anonymously using the fake name Tara.
Speaker 1: So let's talk to where Tara. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks so much, it's cool to be talking to you.
Speaker 3: Hey, Tara, keep it clean. Okay, I'll do.
Speaker 2: Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
Speaker 2: you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this goes back to my college days. So
Speaker 5: it's going back probably ten years. I went to a
Speaker 5: random frat party, as you know you do when you're
Speaker 5: in college, and I was like hanging out with a
Speaker 5: bunch of friends and there was this guy there and
Speaker 5: he just like was kind of staring at me from
Speaker 5: across the room for a while.
Speaker 3: Was that a good thing? Or was that a creepy thing?
Speaker 5: He was cute enough, it wasn't creepy.
Speaker 1: This is the ugly test. If you look creepy, automatically,
Speaker 1: you're probably a little ugly.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes it's the drunk girl and you're just staring
Speaker 2: because you're worried for them, because because I care.
Speaker 3: Because you care. That's a funny excuse.
Speaker 1: So what happened.
Speaker 5: So eventually we did talk for a while and he
Speaker 5: was like he seemed pretty nice, you know, he was
Speaker 5: kind of cute. I hadn't seen him around before, and
Speaker 5: so I asked him, like, why that was or what
Speaker 5: Dormy was Ben or whatever, and he mentioned he was
Speaker 5: from a small town called Meredith, New Hampshire. Now I
Speaker 5: know that's a random detail to remember, but my mom's
Speaker 5: name is Meredith, so I was never going to forget
Speaker 5: where he's from.
Speaker 3: Oh you're like, wow, there's a town named after my mom.
Speaker 3: That's all right.
Speaker 5: So he just said like he came up on weekends
Speaker 5: fairly often because a friend of his was at school.
Speaker 3: Oh he wasn't even a student.
Speaker 5: There, no, but he would come up to visit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: So he he gave me his number. He was nice
Speaker 5: enough not to ask for mine, and I have to
Speaker 5: be completely honest, I had zero intention of ever reaching
Speaker 5: out to him.
Speaker 4: Though. Yeah, he isn't cute enough not to but he
Speaker 4: doesn't even go to the school and she's drunk at
Speaker 4: a party, like she's not looking for a relations.
Speaker 1: Reject him.
Speaker 5: Well, I was just gonna not get in touch. I
Speaker 5: guess that's rejection yet, you know, go back to my life,
Speaker 5: and this was just it was like sometime I think
Speaker 5: the next week, I was in a class and it
Speaker 5: was like a big lecture hall, so you don't always
Speaker 5: really know many people in the class. And randomly I
Speaker 5: heard behind me someone explaining that they were from a
Speaker 5: small town called Meredith, New Hampshire.
Speaker 4: And I'm to me, like, do you know this guy?
Speaker 3: That's like if anyone's from Spirit Lake, Idaho?
Speaker 4: They got if anyone's from Idaho, they asked, it is
Speaker 4: a very large place, so you asked that question. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my gosh, this is so crazy,
Speaker 5: Like excuse me, but I literally met someone from there
Speaker 5: and they were like, oh, you have to tell us,
Speaker 5: like everyone knows everyone. So his name is Todds. And
Speaker 5: I was like, do you know him? And they said
Speaker 5: everyone was todd And I was like, okay, so they're
Speaker 5: a really good thing.
Speaker 1: The mass murderer of the Meredith, New Hampshire. Of course
Speaker 1: we know him.
Speaker 2: Or you mean, the most lovable guy in the world's amazing,
Speaker 2: he saved a bunch of puppies last week.
Speaker 5: What did you learn exactly? So they explained that just
Speaker 5: a few months before that he won the lottery. He
Speaker 5: won four million dollars.
Speaker 3: A college kid winning four million dollars.
Speaker 4: How many years did he have the money?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was really crazy, and I think, I mean, this
Speaker 5: is where it becomes like a moment of truth about
Speaker 5: who I am.
Speaker 3: Okay, you called him.
Speaker 5: I called him that night, Yeah, and I did tell
Speaker 5: him Lie. I actually never ever ever mentioned the lottery ever.
Speaker 3: Did he ever bring it up? No?
Speaker 5: Strangely like he just said like he had come into
Speaker 5: a little money. He just said it like that once,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I'm not gonna pry.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna pry because you already know I'm not
Speaker 3: asking about your money.
Speaker 2: I just thought you were so darn cute at that party.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't stop thinking about you this entire time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you guys go on a date?
Speaker 5: We dated for a year and a half.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay it was it a lavish life or
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 5: It wasn't too crazy. It wasn't like he was like
Speaker 5: throwing diamond necklace is my way. But we went on
Speaker 5: some really amazing vacations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like, that's cool.
Speaker 3: Did you learn to be attracted to you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean we had a great year and a half relationship,
Speaker 5: but you know, when you're in your really early twenties,
Speaker 5: obviously he's changed a lot. I was changing a lot.
Speaker 5: It's just like it kind of we grew part or whatever.
Speaker 5: Like we ended amicably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know, like is he is he still living
Speaker 4: a rich man's life somewhere.
Speaker 5: Or I mean I'm Facebook friends with him. He doesn't
Speaker 5: really post a lot so he's not like going off
Speaker 5: or anything like if you're gonna win ty dollars to
Speaker 5: the lottery, he's doing it the right way. Takes some sacations.
Speaker 5: It seems like you that's the money or something. Who knows.
Speaker 2: That was That was until she met a guy named
Speaker 2: Adam Bezos and was like, I have a really really smart.
Speaker 1: Brother, And she's like, oh, I should meet him sometimes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thanks for telling us that text in seven eight, five,
Speaker 2: nine to two. If you have a confession you've been
Speaker 2: holding on to, we can hide your voice and make
Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,