Speaker 1: All right, we are tired of people asking how radio
Speaker 1: still exists. Okay, that's just what your friend said. Can
Speaker 1: you tell him that nobody.
Speaker 2: Listens to it? And podcast? Thanks for being here.
Speaker 1: It's starting right now.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And who in
Speaker 3: this room do you think would do the best on
Speaker 3: a reality TV competition showed?
Speaker 2: What's the competition?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just anyone, any of them.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Brooks pretty competitive.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've always wanted to be on The
Speaker 1: Amazing Race.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember I hunted down Phil Cogan for
Speaker 2: years to try to convince him to put me on there.
Speaker 3: I thought it was to date him. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think Brook loses her glasses on the first challenge and.
Speaker 1: That would suck her in Survivor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I only asked because a brand new reality
Speaker 3: TV competition show is about to take over the streaming world,
Speaker 3: and it's all thanks to famous YouTuber mister Beasts.
Speaker 4: What is he doing?
Speaker 3: He said, he's teaming up with Amazon to create what
Speaker 3: he says will be the biggest reality competition series in
Speaker 3: television history.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have to do some extreme stuff. If it's him, it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be called Beast Games, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't think it's so funny that he's mister
Speaker 2: Beast and he looks like, yeah, the farthest thing from
Speaker 2: a best.
Speaker 4: Maker.
Speaker 1: Sure, mister sloth, mister p.
Speaker 3: What do we know about Beast Games? Yeah, honestly, really nothing.
Speaker 3: But it will feature one thousand contestants who will all
Speaker 3: compete for five million dollars, which is the largest single
Speaker 3: cash payout in television and streaming history. And he's got
Speaker 3: that money even cast.
Speaker 1: A thousand contestants.
Speaker 5: That is a sa subscribers everywhere on every channel.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but like with logistics of that are ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Mister Bes also going to be the show's hosts, and
Speaker 3: he says, quote, my goal is to make the greatest
Speaker 3: show possible and prove that YouTubers and content creators can
Speaker 3: succeed on other platforms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready to prove that.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's a millionaire platform. A release date has
Speaker 3: not been announced, but chances are it's coming out sometime
Speaker 3: in the future.
Speaker 1: Fun little so so far. More details would be helpful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love to know a little bit more, But anyway,
Speaker 3: let's move on to our own reality TV competition show,
Speaker 3: a radio competition show, the shock Collar Question of the
Speaker 3: Day with the show's version of mister B's Digital Digital Jake,
Speaker 3: Digital Jake.
Speaker 6: Like mid March seems like a random time for this,
Speaker 6: but the website mental Floss just posted a list of
Speaker 6: things turning fifty in twenty twenty four, and there are
Speaker 6: some big ones really, So, if you were born in
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy four, like Brook's younger cousin was.
Speaker 2: Younger, no defense to anybody that was, but I was
Speaker 2: not alive during that period.
Speaker 6: Well, if you were, then you're ready to put on
Speaker 6: your platform shoes and bell bottoms so you can play
Speaker 6: guess the item that turns the big five to zero
Speaker 6: in a brand new blenty of twenty. I'll give each
Speaker 6: of you a few hints on what the creation is,
Speaker 6: and you have to tell me the name.
Speaker 4: Hush.
Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman who uses fifty SPF on
Speaker 6: her toes before she sends out footpicks. That's Alexis.
Speaker 1: Keep those healthy, Alexis.
Speaker 6: This was invented in nineteen seventy four by a Hungarian
Speaker 6: guy named Erno. He originally called them magic cubes.
Speaker 7: What is it like a Rubik's cube?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not really magic unless you were to
Speaker 2: get it solve it eight ball.
Speaker 1: If it used to be a cube, shame and then
Speaker 1: they made it a.
Speaker 8: Ball instead cube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the other thing I could think is
Speaker 1: a Rubik's cube.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go that, Jake Rubik's cube. It's correct.
Speaker 6: Alexis Jose's turn.
Speaker 3: Jose.
Speaker 6: A guy from New Jersey named Joe Woodland came up
Speaker 6: with the idea and drew it in the sand while
Speaker 6: vacationing in Florida back in nineteen seventy four. A few
Speaker 6: months later, it completely revolutionized shopping.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Whoa?
Speaker 3: What was shopping like back then? Where they like didn't
Speaker 3: have something, but now we have it? Was it technology?
Speaker 3: Did he draw a computer in the sand? A square
Speaker 3: specifically for shopping?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: He was like, there's an arrow from the airplane to
Speaker 5: the computer, and that's how we're gonna make it.
Speaker 4: Amazon.
Speaker 3: Amazon?
Speaker 2: Was I just clicked it's Amazon, James.
Speaker 3: Jose said Amazon.
Speaker 6: That is incorrect, Jose.
Speaker 3: He drew a barcode in the sane.
Speaker 1: Anything not a very good artist. It's just lies.
Speaker 3: Let's move over to brook.
Speaker 6: But this candy was invented in the UK in nineteen
Speaker 6: seventy four, but didn't hit shelves in the US until
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy nine. Their famous three word slogan, created by
Speaker 6: a New York ad agency, helped propel them into the stratosphere.
Speaker 6: What candy is it?
Speaker 2: Your word slogan got me because at first I was
Speaker 2: thinking Cadbury eggs.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, three words slogans.
Speaker 1: I don't know what their slogan is.
Speaker 3: Kicking mouth, give me a break?
Speaker 4: No wrong way?
Speaker 1: KitKat? You think you think KitKat?
Speaker 3: Give me a break? Break ypenated?
Speaker 2: All right, I'll go KitKat, Brooks saying KitKat.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 6: Incorrect. I was looking for skittles. We're over to Jeffrey, now, Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: This popular game came out in nineteen seventy four and
Speaker 6: was derived from miniature war games. It got so popular
Speaker 6: that has Bro bought it and distributes millions of them
Speaker 6: every year. What is it?
Speaker 3: Hmmm? A lot of board games that we talk about
Speaker 3: come out in like the thirties and the forties, So
Speaker 3: what would have come out in the sixties about war?
Speaker 3: Like literal war, then we're talking risk and stratigo. If
Speaker 3: you're talking like war of Bodies, then we're talking twister.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we're talking like War of Oceans. It's battleship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but that's a war. Yeah, it's very warry.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Is that a verb adjective war?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it is. Let's go with the most
Speaker 3: basic war game. We're gonna go risk.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey went with risk. That is incorrect, Jeffy, I was
Speaker 6: looking for Dungeons and Dragons, which turns fifty this year.
Speaker 6: So that means, Alexis, you're the winner of today's plenty
Speaker 6: of twenty fiftieth anniversary of this.
Speaker 2: Ship well versed in fifty.
Speaker 6: Year old day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the job, Alexis. So you get to choose
Speaker 3: who gets shot today, and they're gonna be singing Sweet
Speaker 3: Home Alabama by Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 2: Let's go, Brook, the theme song of my sorority. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: say Delta gam In.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, guys, awesome Blue Sweet Home dell To.
Speaker 3: We're all going to do a beer bong after that,
Speaker 3: And that's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Imagine you've been in a relationship for over a year
Speaker 3: and things are amazing.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: You think that they're with you because they find you
Speaker 3: so attractive, you have so much chemistry together, or like
Speaker 3: Brooke and her husband, you already had the same last
Speaker 3: name anyway, so it's super.
Speaker 1: No paperwork involved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, only to find out years later none of that
Speaker 3: was true. In fact, the only reason they ever wanted
Speaker 3: to go out is because of a small piece of
Speaker 3: information that they heard about you through the grape vine,
Speaker 3: and they have been keeping it a secret the entire time.
Speaker 3: I thought it was romance. One of our one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, wants to confess the real reason she dated
Speaker 3: a guy back in college and she's felt guilty about
Speaker 3: it ever since. In a brand new mass speaker. It's
Speaker 3: coming up right now. You don't hear me your confession.
Speaker 3: I can't take back Earl Arms speak. I got a
Speaker 3: text of seventy eight five nine two that says, as
Speaker 3: a nanny, I've seen many first steps and heard many
Speaker 3: first words, but I would never share that with the parents.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 2: Wait, that is the angel's words are already Nope, you
Speaker 2: don't want to know, working mom, you don't want to know.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm guessing because they were all curse words as
Speaker 3: the first really like that Brook would you be proud though,
Speaker 3: if your child's first word was some sort of heinous profanity.
Speaker 2: I'm I will say my last name being Fox was
Speaker 2: very difficult for their children. Okay, yeah both of them.
Speaker 3: People were like, you just teach them that. Yeah, why
Speaker 3: is she so proud of her kids? But hey, you
Speaker 3: know what, if you want, you can always have your
Speaker 3: baby come on our show and let them say their
Speaker 3: first swear words live on the radio, and we'll protect
Speaker 3: them by masking their little tiny baby boys. We've got
Speaker 3: a woman who's ready to say some naughty things on
Speaker 3: our show anonymously using the fake name Tara, So let's
Speaker 3: talk to her. Tara, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hey, thanks so much. It's cool to be talking to you.
Speaker 1: Right, Hey, Tara, keep it clean. Okay, I'll.
Speaker 3: Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
Speaker 3: you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 9: So this goes back to my college days. So it's
Speaker 9: going back probably ten years.
Speaker 11: I went to a.
Speaker 9: Random frat party, as you know you do when you're
Speaker 9: in college, and I was like hanging out with a
Speaker 9: bunch of friends and there was this guy there and
Speaker 9: he just like was kind of staring at me from
Speaker 9: across the room for a while.
Speaker 1: Was that a good thing? Or was that a creepy thing?
Speaker 9: He was cute enough, it wasn't creepy.
Speaker 3: This is the ugly test.
Speaker 5: If you look creepy, automatically, you're probably a little lugly.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes it's the drunk girl and you're just staring
Speaker 3: because you're worried for them. Really because I care.
Speaker 2: Because you care.
Speaker 1: That's a funny excuse.
Speaker 3: So what happened.
Speaker 9: So eventually we did talk for a while and he
Speaker 9: was like, he seemed pretty nice. You know, he was
Speaker 9: kind of cute. I hadn't seen him around before, and
Speaker 9: so I asked him, like why that was, or would
Speaker 9: Dormy was din or whatever? And he mentioned he was
Speaker 9: from a small town called Meredith, New Hampshire. I know
Speaker 9: that's a random detail to remember, but my mom's name
Speaker 9: is Meredith, so I was difficult to forget where he's from.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like, wow, there's a town named after my mom.
Speaker 1: That's still cool, all right.
Speaker 9: So he just said like he came up on weekends
Speaker 9: fairly often because a friend of his was at school.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even a student there, no.
Speaker 9: But he would come up to visit. Yeah, so he
Speaker 9: he gave me his number. He was nice enough not
Speaker 9: to ask for mine, And I have to be completely honest,
Speaker 9: I had zero intention of ever reaching out to him.
Speaker 2: She's cute enough, but he didn't even go to school.
Speaker 1: And she's drunk at a party, like she's not looking
Speaker 1: for a relations.
Speaker 3: Reject him.
Speaker 9: Well, I was just gonna not get in touch. I
Speaker 9: guess that's rejection yet, you know, go back to my
Speaker 9: life and this was just it was like sometime I
Speaker 9: think the next week, I was in a class and
Speaker 9: it was like a big lecture hall, so you don't
Speaker 9: always really know many people in the class. And randomly
Speaker 9: I heard behind me explaining that they were from a
Speaker 9: small town called Meredith, New Hampshire, And I'm.
Speaker 5: To me, like, do you know this guy that's always
Speaker 5: it's like if anyone's from Spirit, like Idaho, they.
Speaker 2: Got if anyone's from Idaho, they asked you.
Speaker 3: It is a very large place, so you asked that question.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I was like, oh my gosh, this is so crazy,
Speaker 9: Like excuse me, but I literally met someone from there
Speaker 9: and they were like, oh, yes, to tell us too,
Speaker 9: like everyone knows everyone. So his name is Todd, and
Speaker 9: I was like, do you know him? And they said
Speaker 9: everyone knows Todd and I was like, okay, see, they're
Speaker 9: a really good thing.
Speaker 3: The mass murderer of the Meredith New Hampshire. Of course
Speaker 3: we know him. Or you mean the most lovable guy
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah's amazing. He saved a bunch of puppies last week.
Speaker 9: What did you learn exactly? So they explained that just
Speaker 9: a few months before that he won the lottery. He
Speaker 9: won four million dollars.
Speaker 2: A college kid winning four million dollars. How many years
Speaker 2: did he have the most?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was really crazy, and I think, I mean,
Speaker 9: this is where it becomes like a moment of truth
Speaker 9: about who I am.
Speaker 1: Okay, you called him?
Speaker 9: I called him that night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I.
Speaker 9: Didn't tell him lie. I actually never ever ever mentioned
Speaker 9: the lottery ever.
Speaker 2: Did he ever bring it up?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 9: Strangely, like he just said like he had come into
Speaker 9: a little money. He just said it like that once,
Speaker 9: and I was like, I'm not gonna pry.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna pry because already know I'm not asking
Speaker 2: about your money.
Speaker 3: I just thought you were so darn cute at that party.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't stop thinking about you this entire time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you guys go on a date?
Speaker 9: We dated for a year and a half.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Okay, was it a lavish life or what happened?
Speaker 9: It wasn't too crazy. It wasn't like he was like
Speaker 9: throwing diamond neck was my way. But we went on
Speaker 9: some really amazing vacations.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 2: Did you learn to be attracted to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean we had a great year and a half relationship.
Speaker 9: But you know, when you're in your really early twenties,
Speaker 9: obviously he's.
Speaker 12: Changed a lot.
Speaker 9: I was changing a lot. It's just like it kind
Speaker 9: of we grew part or whatever, like we ended amicable.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. Do you know, like is he is
Speaker 2: he still living a rich man's life somewhere.
Speaker 9: Or I mean I'm Facebook friends with him. He doesn't
Speaker 9: really post a lot so he's not like showing off
Speaker 9: or anything like if you're gonna win some many dollars
Speaker 9: with the lottery, he's doing it the right way, takes nicecations,
Speaker 9: he's a good guy. It seems like you if that's
Speaker 9: the money or something, who knows.
Speaker 3: That was That was until she met a guy named
Speaker 3: Adam Bezos and was like, I have a really, really
Speaker 3: smart brother. She's like, oh, I should meet him sometimes anyway,
Speaker 3: thanks for telling us that text in seven eighty five
Speaker 3: nine to two. If you have a confession you've been
Speaker 3: holding on to, we can hide your voice and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right.
Speaker 4: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've done plenty of phone taps on people who work
Speaker 3: in office buildings where we'll call and say, hey, we're
Speaker 3: Corporate HR, and that works because a lot of the
Speaker 3: times they've never met the higher ups. Sometimes they're not
Speaker 3: even in the same city.
Speaker 1: Right you say corporate, You're like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: I believe you. I'd say Brook is perfect at that role.
Speaker 1: That's a compliment or not, but thank you.
Speaker 3: She's just got that natural smarmy elitist better than you
Speaker 3: and you're in trouble. Guess what it's for type of come.
Speaker 2: On, it's.
Speaker 3: Because it's March madness time. She calls a guy today
Speaker 3: posing as Corporate HR to tell him I know what
Speaker 3: you're doing and you're in big trouble or is he
Speaker 3: you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now?
Speaker 10: Hello, Hi, David's yeah, this is David. Who's this Hi.
Speaker 2: David, we've never met. I'm corporate HR. My name is Winnie,
Speaker 2: Winnie Bago.
Speaker 10: Oh Hi, what's going on, David.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get right to the point with you.
Speaker 2: It's come to my attention that you're the ringleader for
Speaker 2: a company wide march madness bracket.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 10: I wouldn't use the word ring leader.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, but you're organizing it.
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, all right, there it is.
Speaker 1: There's the admission that we were looking for.
Speaker 10: I don't know if I did it anything. I didn't
Speaker 10: admit anything.
Speaker 11: Yet.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen, David. We already got the anonymous email about
Speaker 2: it all. The person even mentioned how much money each
Speaker 2: of you are putting in. And Sharon lives the problem.
Speaker 10: I didn't know that this would be a problem.
Speaker 2: I'm really David. You didn't know gambling was going to
Speaker 2: be frowned upon at the company.
Speaker 10: I mean, I wouldn't consider it gambling. There's no true
Speaker 10: like winner. I don't keep any of the money. No
Speaker 10: one keeps the money.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you take money in, but nobody gets it.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 2: Trying to say I'm really sorry, I don't really know,
Speaker 2: you know it's a problem. It's a problem because the
Speaker 2: amount of money your group is wagering is actually grounds
Speaker 2: for potential termination and even jail time. What that's a joke, right,
Speaker 2: I'm dead serious. I'm actually right here with the general
Speaker 2: manager of the company.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're trying to determine what we should
Speaker 1: do about this.
Speaker 10: Please don't fire me. I can't lose my job. I
Speaker 10: didn't realize this was an issue. I'm still sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, David, that was hard for me. David,
Speaker 1: are you there?
Speaker 2: David? Yes, did you hear the door close?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 9: Huh.
Speaker 1: The GM was just in my office.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 13: He was standing over my shoulder making sure I read
Speaker 13: you the Riot Act.
Speaker 10: What are you are you saying that I'm not in
Speaker 10: trouble right now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 13: I mean not really, Like it's just a corporate bolk talk,
Speaker 13: you know, to keep the employees unhappy.
Speaker 4: Really need for me.
Speaker 2: Is some sweet action. Excuse me, bro I want in
Speaker 2: on the bracket and I think we should raise it
Speaker 2: to three hundred dollars a person.
Speaker 10: What are you are you messing with me right now?
Speaker 13: So, as I was saying, David, why do you want
Speaker 13: to end up.
Speaker 2: Reaching for the sop in the shower with the other
Speaker 2: fifteen desperate men staring at you like a piece of meat.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're asking for?
Speaker 10: What's going on?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 13: I'm well, if you're smart, David, you're gonna rip up
Speaker 13: that bracket and give back everybody's money today. Do you
Speaker 13: understand me?
Speaker 10: Yeah? I will rip up the bracket right now. I'll
Speaker 10: go to my desk this second.
Speaker 2: David, It's fine, he's gone.
Speaker 10: Who's gone?
Speaker 1: What is clockwatchers all over me today?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 10: What is happening?
Speaker 1: We said, listen, we.
Speaker 13: Don't have a lot of time for t you know
Speaker 13: the other employees. We're just gonna call in sick. We
Speaker 13: need to go to Vegas.
Speaker 2: What head down there tonight.
Speaker 13: We're gonna put some parlays, hit up a couple of
Speaker 13: poker rooms, bet on some carriage races.
Speaker 10: What are you talking about? I am.
Speaker 2: I may have a little gambling problem, but.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I got it under.
Speaker 13: Control, so there's nothing to worry about. I've done this
Speaker 13: before before. I don't I could actually borrow a couple
Speaker 13: large from you.
Speaker 2: I'm a little sweet.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I lost.
Speaker 1: My shirt on the Pacers next game.
Speaker 2: No, please, no, what no, David, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: Vegas with you. I can't believe you'd even have the
Speaker 2: nerve to ask me that you clearly have a gambling problem.
Speaker 10: No, I don't you do. You're the one who said.
Speaker 13: Consider yourself suspended until further notice.
Speaker 10: I don't understand what you're even saying.
Speaker 2: You're suspended until lays this prank phone call airs, then
Speaker 2: you can go back to work.
Speaker 1: He's got a kid.
Speaker 13: Yeah, David, David is actually Brooks from Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 13: in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 13: Are you trying, David, David, your co worker Neill set
Speaker 13: you up.
Speaker 10: I hate stel Man.
Speaker 1: He said, you're the one that.
Speaker 2: Organizes the March Madness bracket at work and there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of money on the line.
Speaker 1: No, he wanted to screw with you, David.
Speaker 10: Really today, I need to medication.
Speaker 2: You sto in Vegas with me.
Speaker 10: I'm not going to Vegas with you, you weirdo. You're crazy.
Speaker 4: The week of every morning was tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 4: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: A lot of great first dates come down to one moment,
Speaker 3: one thing that happens that sets everything else in motion,
Speaker 3: whether that's seducing them with a really sexy dance move.
Speaker 3: Oh you're going in for that perfectly timed first kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh that was so sweet.
Speaker 3: Or in Brooks case, when she wandered over to her
Speaker 3: husband and muttered a joke about having STIs.
Speaker 1: No no ut.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, urinary track infection.
Speaker 13: Okay, the same thing, friend, He need some cranberry juice,
Speaker 13: you know, down whatever works.
Speaker 3: And for two of our listeners, that special moment came
Speaker 3: down to one bad yell perview. Not only did it
Speaker 3: set their love story in motion, it led them back
Speaker 3: here once again for a second date update update. And
Speaker 3: we're going to do it. Right after this second date update,
Speaker 3: we have a return caller on the phone who actually
Speaker 3: did a second date with us a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right.
Speaker 3: That either means we helped her so much she's been
Speaker 3: in a long committed relationship this whole time, yeah, or
Speaker 3: we traumatized her so badly that she's completely avoided dating
Speaker 3: until now.
Speaker 2: Probably the second Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it was probably mostly Brook's fault. But her name
Speaker 3: is Amanda. Amanda, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1: I'm not arguing Amanda.
Speaker 12: I think I'm a little bit of both.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The only thing I remember from the last time
Speaker 3: is the guy didn't want to go out with you
Speaker 3: because you wanted to put hot dogs on your salad
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Salad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is totally normal. And brooks home too.
Speaker 1: I have called you Amanda in a long time. I
Speaker 1: remember you.
Speaker 3: Now that's ancient history, though. We are moving on and
Speaker 3: we're happy to have you back. Let's talk about this
Speaker 3: new guy that you met. Who's he?
Speaker 2: So he's the lead singer in a band, A little band,
Speaker 2: a famous band.
Speaker 1: Where we're at, I.
Speaker 12: Mean, they're pretty good.
Speaker 3: I think Kloger, isn't it You saw Nickelback?
Speaker 1: No, Nickelback would be calling back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're desperate for fad Where did you meet this guy?
Speaker 12: So, my best friend Jess got married about a month ago.
Speaker 12: I met him at the wedding. Well, he was working
Speaker 12: the wedding and I was part of the bridal party.
Speaker 2: So he was a singer in the wedding band.
Speaker 10: He was.
Speaker 2: Amazing wedding bands and some not. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: never thought about that. I would they get so much action?
Speaker 12: Am I healthy?
Speaker 14: Wane?
Speaker 12: I keep feeling like Adam Sandler movie you guys are
Speaker 12: mass with Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Literally called the Wedding Singer.
Speaker 3: Tell us about how you and and Chris like connected
Speaker 3: at the wedding. How did that even happen?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm just gonna be honest. It was a stressful
Speaker 12: day and like my friend she's she was a little
Speaker 12: bit of a bright silla.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 12: It was just like I'm going to try to get
Speaker 12: as much fun of was wedding as I could.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're the first bridesmaid to say that.
Speaker 12: Oh my money is going to the liquor, and yeah,
Speaker 12: we get.
Speaker 3: On board with that.
Speaker 1: You had some liquid courage going on.
Speaker 2: It sounds like I did.
Speaker 12: And like throughout the time they were playing songs and
Speaker 12: I was dancing, and I think I was dancing like
Speaker 12: a little bit too much, but I was trying not
Speaker 12: to span girl with a like extra de's thread.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so you're like giving him eyes or something.
Speaker 12: I was winking.
Speaker 11: I was thinking, there is like a middle.
Speaker 5: Ground here where you want to show him like you're
Speaker 5: impressed by his musical skills, but not overly impressed, where
Speaker 5: you look like.
Speaker 2: I just see a drunk girl winking really hard.
Speaker 1: He takes you lost a contact.
Speaker 3: Probably very few times panties get thrown on stage at
Speaker 3: a wedding. Yeah, take us, Take us to the most
Speaker 3: romantic part of you and Chris.
Speaker 12: When they had a break, I went over and I
Speaker 12: just like introduced myself. Okay, So I brought over some
Speaker 12: chicken skewers. I brought over some food to the band
Speaker 12: and I was like, hey, do you guys do something
Speaker 12: to eat?
Speaker 1: Went over a man, give him some food, free food.
Speaker 12: They were like really happy that I did that. So,
Speaker 12: like the whole reception, everything was really great. And I
Speaker 12: danced a little bit too much. I'm going to I
Speaker 12: admit to that.
Speaker 2: Always had a thing, can you dance too much of
Speaker 2: the wedding get The more people dance, the better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a forty five minute dance limit on
Speaker 3: all weddings. If you go to the limit, you have
Speaker 3: to pay.
Speaker 12: When they put Shakira on and you think you can
Speaker 12: barely dance, you dance too much?
Speaker 1: Oh when did it move to romantic with the singer?
Speaker 12: Well, I wanted to stay over and help clean up,
Speaker 12: and honestly, I just wanted more time to talk to him.
Speaker 3: So you helped tear down the wedding I was helping.
Speaker 12: Because it had to be done by a particular amount
Speaker 12: of time. Yeah, that would give me more time to
Speaker 12: talk to him.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, So there's a win win.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: It's like, hey, do you want to go for a
Speaker 12: drink after this? And he's like, no, I got to
Speaker 12: go home, but I wouldn't mind having a drink here.
Speaker 5: So you wanted to have a drink there with you? Yeah,
Speaker 5: at least it wasn't like a full rejection like he was, yeah,
Speaker 5: let's hang out here.
Speaker 2: So there's like a bar attached somewhere, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was inside.
Speaker 12: So we just went back in and we were just
Speaker 12: chatting for like thirty minutes. We exchange numbers. I had
Speaker 12: a great time. But calling him and I haven't heard
Speaker 12: it back from him.
Speaker 2: Do you think you read it wrong?
Speaker 1: Like maybe he's not even single? Yeah, it's like this
Speaker 1: the girl who brought him foods, who's being nice back.
Speaker 3: How long has it been since you guys were at
Speaker 3: that wedding together?
Speaker 11: Honestly, like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a long time.
Speaker 2: Have you reached out to him?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I texted him and I called him a couple of times,
Speaker 12: but nothing, so I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're gonna call Chris for you in just
Speaker 3: a minute. Here, we'll try and get you a second
Speaker 3: date update and you can tell him I want to
Speaker 3: grow old with you. She gets the reference. It's from
Speaker 3: Wedding Singers.
Speaker 16: It is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the song. Oh, Amanda's just going to be
Speaker 3: you and me on our own during this money.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we can just do the movie punch Okay, yeah,
Speaker 12: we'll quote the movie.
Speaker 3: Try and get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 3: Hold on second date update.
Speaker 1: You're in the.
Speaker 2: Middle of a second date update update, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: find out how the couple is doing right after you
Speaker 2: here part two.
Speaker 3: Thank you SMUs, you're getting it.
Speaker 2: I want to do?
Speaker 1: Is this movie even good?
Speaker 3: I'm playing this song from the movie The Wedding Singer
Speaker 3: because my co host didn't know what I was talking
Speaker 3: about when I quoted this song.
Speaker 2: Is that Adam Sandler?
Speaker 3: That is Adam Sandler Singer? But you don't remember the movie.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 3: The main reason I'm playing it is because one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, Amanda, met the lead singer of a wedding
Speaker 3: band The other day and was super turned on. It's
Speaker 3: hard to compete with Adam Sandler rocking a mullet, but Chris,
Speaker 3: who she met and was singing in the band the
Speaker 3: other day, was even hotter. That's why she's stuck around
Speaker 3: late after the wedding was done to help clean up,
Speaker 3: just so she could spend more time with him after
Speaker 3: that night, Though no second date has emerged. Brook thoughts theories,
Speaker 3: would you like to badger the witness your I.
Speaker 1: Mean, did you even ask him if he was single?
Speaker 12: Yeah? I did?
Speaker 8: You did?
Speaker 1: There goes my number one theory.
Speaker 3: Well what did he say?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: Good, good fall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, I don't know, maybe, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: a married man. I don't be a clue that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were more sloppy drunk than you thought you were.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but as the lead singer of a wedding band,
Speaker 3: he would know that he's seen that before and.
Speaker 1: Would give her he wants to go out with it
Speaker 1: on a date.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm coming. I'm trying to come with a positive
Speaker 3: attitude here. Brook has no interest. So let's just call
Speaker 3: him and we'll see what he asked to say. You ready, Amanda,
Speaker 3: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: You got this.
Speaker 11: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey is this Chris?
Speaker 17: This is him?
Speaker 3: Hey Chris, my name is jeff from a radio show
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, Chris, you're on the show with us.
Speaker 14: Okay, the random.
Speaker 3: Sorry, don't worry about my co host. You just focus
Speaker 3: on It's just you and me. Right now. We're doing
Speaker 3: something called a second Date Update, and we're trying to
Speaker 3: help one of our listeners, who you met the other
Speaker 3: night at a wedding where you were performing. Do you
Speaker 3: remember Amanda. One of the things she said that she
Speaker 3: did was brought some chicken skewers out to you and
Speaker 3: your band.
Speaker 10: She was aid, Yeah, I do, I do remember her?
Speaker 2: Oh you do? Oh Okay, that's a good sign.
Speaker 1: I mean, I bet you meet so many people with
Speaker 1: what you do.
Speaker 5: It's pretty clutch getting food deliver to you. I mean,
Speaker 5: that's pretty cool.
Speaker 14: I mean, it's a wedding band happened at every gig.
Speaker 3: Really required to feed the band in the contract. Okay,
Speaker 3: but I mean food aside. We were hoping to get
Speaker 3: a sense of what you thought about Amanda. He liked
Speaker 3: her at all.
Speaker 14: Yeah, she she was just a very very like.
Speaker 3: A good dancer is that what you're gonna say.
Speaker 10: She was a lot.
Speaker 3: She was a lot, like a lot of dancing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, definitely a lot of dancing.
Speaker 18: That's that's for sure.
Speaker 10: But I think the biggest.
Speaker 18: Thing that really really like threw me off is that
Speaker 18: she left us review on Yelp.
Speaker 2: Wait what and she didn't tell us this part was
Speaker 2: she's just trying to help you out or something. I mean,
Speaker 2: she obviously thought you were a good singer and also attractive.
Speaker 5: Hopefully that's someone on the review she's like five stars,
Speaker 5: he's so.
Speaker 3: Hot a review.
Speaker 17: Actually I actually left the three story you star three stars,
Speaker 17: and she like wrote, oh, the music was really good,
Speaker 17: but the lead singer never called me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that is way too much information, Like it's
Speaker 5: like a dating review.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 18: Yeah, it was extremely awkward and for me, like that
Speaker 18: really crosses the line, you know, like this this is
Speaker 18: my business.
Speaker 3: And could you see it as a grand romance suggestion?
Speaker 10: Three stars?
Speaker 2: I would try every social media like dming on literally
Speaker 2: every app before that, though, were you planning on calling
Speaker 2: her back before you saw that Yelp review?
Speaker 15: I mean maybe I was thinking about it, but I've
Speaker 15: been busy, so it wasn't a matter of just like,
Speaker 15: oh damn, I haven't called it, but then when I
Speaker 15: saw that review on yelp, Now, I just feel like
Speaker 15: her doing that makes me think, like, what else is
Speaker 15: she capable of in terms of a dating situation?
Speaker 3: And I guess that's true. I mean, what lengths would
Speaker 3: she go to? Would she like call up a radio
Speaker 3: show and have them call you out.
Speaker 1: Of so much more uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Because that's what's happening. And I feel like she's also
Speaker 3: on the other line right now wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I guess it's your chance to respond
Speaker 2: to the review.
Speaker 10: You guys are killing me here, Amanda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Amanda.
Speaker 3: You seriously left him a negative review.
Speaker 12: It's not negative. It's not like you totally suck that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I don't go to three star restaurants,
Speaker 2: you know, like three stars.
Speaker 15: That's the thing, Amanda, Like you leaving that affects my business.
Speaker 15: You know, people are looking to book a wedding band.
Speaker 3: They look at reviews like are you are you understanding that? Amanda?
Speaker 12: No, I totally get it. I'm willing to negotiate.
Speaker 3: Oh ghost.
Speaker 12: Like talking about I don't know, I mean, like, how
Speaker 12: badly do you want me to change.
Speaker 5: That review, you can take it down.
Speaker 3: You're going to hold his review ransom?
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, just like black.
Speaker 12: I don't know ransom negotiations are trying to sounds like
Speaker 12: she's smiling.
Speaker 3: What are you saying? If Chris does go out on
Speaker 3: a date with you, are you willing to take it
Speaker 3: down or change it to a five star glowing review?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 12: Two dates to.
Speaker 2: That sounds crazy?
Speaker 12: Okay if we if we do one day, I'll do
Speaker 12: four stars. I'll promise that. I think I promise that,
Speaker 12: actually one.
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, I have to.
Speaker 15: I do admire her, her tenacity and a roundabout way
Speaker 15: of getting my attention.
Speaker 2: Are you seriously considering this business?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 12: Can I totally get points for creativity? Like give me
Speaker 12: some here?
Speaker 10: Hey, I'll give you that. That's for sure.
Speaker 3: It was Survivor.
Speaker 10: I think you should probably win.
Speaker 1: So survivor't like that?
Speaker 3: If anything, she could go with you to any of
Speaker 3: your future wedding gigs and dance a lot and hype you.
Speaker 12: Up, totally help manage just saying and negotiate.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't go that far. I was just going to
Speaker 3: be danced to get the whole crowd into it, but.
Speaker 1: I'm just shocked that Chris is entertaining this idea.
Speaker 14: Hey, you know, it's a tough world out there, and
Speaker 14: I would leave.
Speaker 3: Amanda sounds over the moon. This is going We need
Speaker 3: to officially hear Chris say yes to a second date
Speaker 3: that we will pay for.
Speaker 18: Hey, it's one day, Like I think, one day, I
Speaker 18: could probably get you to to leave a five star,
Speaker 18: So I guess I would be down.
Speaker 2: She's going to marriage just to save this business.
Speaker 3: I think that's the plot to a wedding singer. So,
Speaker 3: uh well, congratulations you too. You guys got a date?
Speaker 10: Yeah, very unexpected.
Speaker 1: And Amanda, if you could leave us a review, I
Speaker 1: feel like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're called the Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 4: Show, broking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Guess who's bad? Amanda and Chris are here to give
Speaker 3: us an update. Chris, how's the relationship going?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 15: Actually, you know a lot has changed since going on
Speaker 15: your Guys show.
Speaker 1: Really wait, this is like the Yelp review of what happened?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 15: So after your show, Amanda and I actually ended up
Speaker 15: going back out yeah, and ended up together.
Speaker 3: Nice Okay, And.
Speaker 18: It's funny because she started coming to some of the
Speaker 18: weddings that I was performing at.
Speaker 1: Oh weird bring your girlfriend to work day.
Speaker 3: How was it going to with him?
Speaker 12: It's going really well.
Speaker 11: Like I was there to be supportive.
Speaker 2: And don't lie, to get free cake, I know it.
Speaker 12: And free cake and drank and it was funny. At
Speaker 12: one wedding, Chris started playing a love song and halfway
Speaker 12: through the song.
Speaker 11: He called me on stage and he told everybody that
Speaker 11: he's met someone special and yeah, I was really sweet.
Speaker 12: Yeah, And everybody was like tearing up.
Speaker 18: They're like, oh my god.
Speaker 10: You guys, I'm crying.
Speaker 1: Because they just paid Chris a bunch of money.
Speaker 2: That's odds.
Speaker 14: Christ was actually also leaving out is that when she
Speaker 14: came up on stage and.
Speaker 10: Everybody was having a moment, she started saying with me.
Speaker 14: And uh oh, little duet actually had a pretty boy,
Speaker 14: so everybody was sort of blown away. Actually a really
Speaker 14: good boy. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Now you guys are business partners in more than that.
Speaker 14: We are no longer together as a couple, but we
Speaker 14: are still in the in the same band.
Speaker 3: You guys broke up, yeah, okay, but you still work together.
Speaker 2: But now you're in the band together. I guess that's
Speaker 2: an awesome thing that came from it.
Speaker 10: We're yeah, like we're on great terms. Everybody enjoys Amanda,
Speaker 10: and she's been doing a great job in the band.
Speaker 14: So like I think, all in all, it worked out
Speaker 14: cool a lot of time, sometimes because I say maybe
Speaker 14: that she wants to join the band the whole time.
Speaker 10: That's why, that's why she.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's Amanda's band now.
Speaker 2: And it's like when Friggy came on to the Black
Speaker 2: Eyed Peace, nobody cared about them for her.
Speaker 12: Guys, I'm pulling, no doubt. Just don't tell him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well glad it has kind of worked out
Speaker 3: for you too. It's not romantically, but professionally. Keep us updated.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: We've done a lot of travel hacks on this show,
Speaker 3: and some of them are all right. But I can't
Speaker 3: believe I've never heard of this new one. I actually
Speaker 3: tried it and I can say for sure it is
Speaker 3: awesome and I will never fly the same ever again.
Speaker 3: Us A wedding ceremony has gone viral in the UK
Speaker 3: because you won't believe who objected to the marriage during
Speaker 3: the ceremony and they caught it on video. We're gonna
Speaker 3: play you all of the audio in a brand new
Speaker 3: click shot. We're gonna do it right now. Did you
Speaker 3: all see Kate Middleton is finally out and about looking great?
Speaker 2: Or is it Kate Middleton?
Speaker 3: It's her. I can't believe the first words that she
Speaker 3: said to the press.
Speaker 1: Oh what she said?
Speaker 3: She leaned into the microphone and told all the reporters
Speaker 3: TikTok click shot. Sounds like we got another van TikTok
Speaker 3: where we cover the biggest tiktoks of the past week.
Speaker 3: Let's get right to your first TikTok click Shock, which
Speaker 3: is a travel hack that was posted by a former
Speaker 3: airline employee named Darby.
Speaker 2: I love these, give it to me and I.
Speaker 3: Can't believe I've never heard of this one before. Really,
Speaker 3: it's getting millions and millions of views. I'm sure one
Speaker 3: of you must have seen this or known about it.
Speaker 3: But I'll play you the first part just so you
Speaker 3: get an idea.
Speaker 16: The morning of your flight, you're going to text yourself
Speaker 16: your flight number, Okay, but the key is you have
Speaker 16: to include your airline code. So, for example, if I'm
Speaker 16: flying American Airlines flight six eight six. I'm going to
Speaker 16: type AA six eight six Delta is going to be
Speaker 16: d l Alaskan's as you get the point. Okay, if
Speaker 16: someone's picking you up, send it to them. If you're ubering,
Speaker 16: send it to yourself. That text will become a link
Speaker 16: to tell you everything you need to know about your flight.
Speaker 1: Oh, it like links in your phone.
Speaker 3: You understand. So I tried this on my phone. I
Speaker 3: just chose a random one. I did Delta flight Phoenix
Speaker 3: to Detroit. Just texted myself the flight number and it
Speaker 3: automatically creates a link for you on your phone. You
Speaker 3: just click the link of it, and then you do
Speaker 3: preview flight and it shows you everything to know about
Speaker 3: the flight. Like it even shows you where it's at,
Speaker 3: right a little picture of it.
Speaker 1: Does it work for any phone? Or is it only
Speaker 1: an Apple thing? Do we know?
Speaker 3: Don't tell me I can't do that. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: I have the phone to try it. But said, that's
Speaker 3: what comes up a full report on your flight status,
Speaker 3: and what else can it do? Let's keep listening.
Speaker 16: You're gonna go through security, click your little open your phone,
Speaker 16: click on your link, and though oh on gate D
Speaker 16: six If it changes.
Speaker 11: It'll change in that link.
Speaker 16: Over's picking you up. Can did I see your little
Speaker 16: layer plane flying across the screen? You know when you
Speaker 16: take off, you're supposed to land at eight thirty in
Speaker 16: the morning, and then mid fight, it's like there's a
Speaker 16: great tail wind or something and you end up landing
Speaker 16: at eight o six. Yeah, it'll update on that link,
Speaker 16: and whoever's picking you up can see exactly when that
Speaker 16: fight satis changes.
Speaker 12: The greatest hack.
Speaker 16: I never look at the screens.
Speaker 3: I never have to look at the screens on the
Speaker 3: airport anymore. Can you You know how many flight tracker
Speaker 3: apps I've downloaded over the years and then deleted them
Speaker 3: because they're all so janky and terrible.
Speaker 1: Why why you just use like the airline app?
Speaker 3: I downloaded those, those are bad too. Or how many
Speaker 3: times I've been wandering around the airport trying to find
Speaker 3: a screen that tells me what baggage claim my bag's
Speaker 3: gonna come out of? Oh yeah yeah. And all I
Speaker 3: had to do this whole time was just text myself
Speaker 3: the flight number.
Speaker 1: I feel like your life has changed.
Speaker 2: I sound angry, I'm.
Speaker 3: Myself and I didn't know this. I'm so happy. This
Speaker 3: was a TikTok shot. Oh, let's go to your.
Speaker 2: Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: And you've probably squeezed a lot of produce at the
Speaker 3: grocery store or the farmer's market over the years.
Speaker 1: I love to squeeze them. You are talking my language.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a woman named Taylor Stanley who just posted
Speaker 3: a clip that got tens of thousands of views after
Speaker 3: she went shopping for groceries and saw something a little
Speaker 3: bit different than your average melon squeeze.
Speaker 2: I just went and grabbed some groceries.
Speaker 7: A lady walked over and she's sitting in front of
Speaker 7: me at the blueberries and strawberries, and she opened up
Speaker 7: the blueberries and started touching them. After she squeezed the blueberries,
Speaker 7: she put them back and did it until she grabbed
Speaker 7: the one she wanted and walked away.
Speaker 4: Is that no yuck? Huh?
Speaker 3: What do you guys think? Is that over the line
Speaker 3: to squeeze blueberries? You just eat one.
Speaker 2: And that one out of the blueberries. I feel like
Speaker 2: anything that's sealed, like in those little plastic things, you
Speaker 2: can't eat them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just checked the bottom from moldy.
Speaker 2: Do those berries go bad in literally three hours? You
Speaker 2: gotta check them.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to wash the fruit anyway when you bring
Speaker 3: it home.
Speaker 1: You're so small.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just is weird to squeeze something so tidy.
Speaker 3: A lot of people in the comments support the woman
Speaker 3: squeezing the blueberries. One person said, I saw a woman
Speaker 3: do this at the grocery store aldi the other day.
Speaker 3: She emptied out an entire container of strawberries and filled
Speaker 3: it with the best ones from all the other containers
Speaker 3: around it, which I can't believe. I never know to
Speaker 3: do that before.
Speaker 1: Kick kick her out. You can't do that. That's over
Speaker 1: the line.
Speaker 2: There's a boundary, Jeff, and she crossed it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I go to a produce section and just some people
Speaker 2: are just spread berries. I'm blaming you.
Speaker 3: I'll take the blame and I'll enjoy my delicious fresh
Speaker 3: strawberries while you go complain. That's a TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: We gotta get to your final TikTok from a woman
Speaker 3: named Stacy Blankenship, whose video got over five million views
Speaker 3: almost a million likes too, because she was attending an
Speaker 3: outdoor wedding at a farm in the UK and when
Speaker 3: the efficient got to the part where she says, if
Speaker 3: anyone present objects to these two being married, speak now
Speaker 3: or forever hold your peace.
Speaker 2: I want this to happen so bad at what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: That I don't think they asked that question anymore.
Speaker 3: In the UK, they do. Something unexpected happened.
Speaker 19: In order to proceed, I must ask the person here
Speaker 19: law you should declare it now none very.
Speaker 3: I love how it happened twice. That cow was not
Speaker 3: going to let that marriage. That's how you know it
Speaker 3: wasn't an accident, because the first one was funny. The
Speaker 3: second one he charged it up. Despite some very strong
Speaker 3: points brought up by Bessie, the couple still decided to
Speaker 3: go through with the marriage, just to spite that cow.
Speaker 1: The Cow's like it's only gonna last six months and
Speaker 1: called it.
Speaker 3: Those are your.
Speaker 4: Story for the day, Broking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've got Garrett on the phone today.
Speaker 2: Why the sad Well.
Speaker 3: Garrett is a lawyer who I guess specializes in tax
Speaker 3: and employee benefits. But Garrett, I wanted to ask you
Speaker 3: a question. Theoretically, let's say someone works at a radio
Speaker 3: station where the air conditioning unit has been broken for
Speaker 3: upwards of three weeks and management isn't doing anything to
Speaker 3: fix it. Is that a situation where we could call
Speaker 3: you and do some sort of lawsuit thing to get
Speaker 3: the ball rolling company on company airwaves?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No comment, no comment, Okay, not specifically.
Speaker 2: The only suffering that's happened is that we're hot.
Speaker 17: Okay.
Speaker 10: That seems pretty.
Speaker 3: Emotional distress in your professional opinion? Is it a good idea?
Speaker 3: Had to sue the company that you work for. Let's talk.
Speaker 11: Let's talk.
Speaker 3: Okay, we need some legal counsel. We're going to do
Speaker 3: that after this experience, it's not that well, you never know.
Speaker 3: I'm not defer to Garrett, who's the expert. Meanwhile, let's
Speaker 3: send Brook out of the studio. Brooks leaving Garrett. You
Speaker 3: know the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you have to beat Brook outright.
Speaker 3: If you want to win, are you ready? Let's do it?
Speaker 3: Best of luck. Your time starts now on this day
Speaker 3: in nineteen sixty three, what famous San Francisco Bay Prison
Speaker 3: closed its gates for good?
Speaker 10: Alcatraz?
Speaker 3: What's the name of the ferry in Peter pan think
Speaker 3: about the Nets are a professional basketball team from which
Speaker 3: borough in New York, Brooklyn. In twenty twenty three, comedian
Speaker 3: Taylor Tomlinson replaced what former talk show host on NBC
Speaker 3: or CBS, David Letterman. What California NBA team was originally
Speaker 3: located in Minnesota Lakers, which has a higher popular the
Speaker 3: country of Canada or the state of California.
Speaker 10: State of California. It's a good question.
Speaker 3: Garritt blew through those questions like a season vet. Well done,
Speaker 3: Brooks coming back into the studio. So after this phone call,
Speaker 3: what's on the books for today? Garrett?
Speaker 20: So, I'm actually heading to a basketball tournament with my son,
Speaker 20: the state state championship. So let's yeah, that goes a shoutout, Yeah,
Speaker 20: noah my son. No, let's getting an extra hundred buck team.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about the team.
Speaker 20: Cares it's Newport Select Basketball.
Speaker 10: Let's go night, right, go to Newport Knight.
Speaker 3: Shout out to what position? What position?
Speaker 10: Does know?
Speaker 3: A play?
Speaker 10: Mostly small forward?
Speaker 3: But he plays them all wall ron on there, that's right,
Speaker 3: damn all right, Brooks there, turned are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm deep into the baseball season at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Here we go your time starts now
Speaker 3: on this day in nineteen sixty three, what famous San
Speaker 3: Francisco Bay Prison closed its gates for good? What is
Speaker 3: the name of the fa in peter.
Speaker 1: Pan tinker Bell.
Speaker 3: The Nets are a professional basketball team from which borough
Speaker 3: in New York. In twenty twenty three, comedian Taylor Tomlinson
Speaker 3: replaced what former talk show host on CBS.
Speaker 1: Seth No the English dude, it's not Seth Meyer as
Speaker 1: well say it.
Speaker 3: What California NBA team was originally located in Minnesota?
Speaker 1: The Lakers. That would make sense because Minnesota has lots
Speaker 1: of lakes. I'm going Lakers.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see you both did when we go going
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 20: The computer show that these radio waves are coming from Uranus.
Speaker 3: God. Okay, we definitely heard these jokes before.
Speaker 1: I like that one was really good.
Speaker 2: You got five my god?
Speaker 13: Right, you should tell you uranus joke in your next
Speaker 13: lawyer meeting.
Speaker 3: Okay, is also a leak in the studio. Not just
Speaker 3: air conditioning is broken. They're losing it in here, Garrett
Speaker 3: playing it jat five.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brook, you didn't get the same amount of questions.
Speaker 5: You were one short.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, and it mattered.
Speaker 3: You only got four James a beauty Brook. Yeah, great work.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody on this day
Speaker 3: in nineteen sixty three, Alcatraz is the prison that closed
Speaker 3: its gates for good. The fairy in Peter panis tinker Bell.
Speaker 3: The nets are from Brooklyn. In New York, comedian Taylor
Speaker 3: Thomlinson replaced James Cordon.
Speaker 2: On CBS Chubby English Guy.
Speaker 3: The California NBA team that was originally located in Minnesota
Speaker 3: was the La Lakers. Yes, because of all the lakes there.
Speaker 3: The higher population between the country of Canada and the
Speaker 3: state of California is California have thirty nine point twenty
Speaker 3: five million people. Canada measly thirty eight point two.
Speaker 2: Wow, and they're all in the bottom little tiny bit crazy.
Speaker 3: It's true Northern Territory. Garrett, Congratulations. Not only did you
Speaker 3: beat Brook you get one hundred dollars, but just for playing,
Speaker 3: you also win two tickets to see Lil Wayne performing.
Speaker 3: That's a coma on May seventeenth day. All right, do
Speaker 3: not miss Lil Wayne when he comes to town this spring.
Speaker 3: Make sure you get your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com. Hey,
Speaker 3: what does a lawyer do with a hundred bucks?
Speaker 5: Like, do you like wipe your mouth or no comment
Speaker 5: at your job?
Speaker 3: I like it, Garrett, thanks for being on with us. Man,
Speaker 3: come back anytime. Bring a new Windbrooks Bucks again, same
Speaker 3: time tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.