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Speaker 3: Yes Donkey Today for Friday, March twenty second goes to
Speaker 3: a woman named Michelle Young. She's forty six years old
Speaker 3: and she's from Burlington, Iowa, Okay. She faces charges of
Speaker 3: reckless use of fire, explosives, destructive devices, and possession of
Speaker 3: drug farraphernilia. You know earlier were talking about the Collie
Speaker 3: Russell story and Collie Russell is on probation and as
Speaker 3: part of her probation, she has to go to mental
Speaker 3: health counseling. And Jess, you said something I agree with.
Speaker 3: Everything is in a mental health issue. Some people just
Speaker 3: make poor choices. Yep, very true. So I'm interested to
Speaker 3: hear what you think about Michelle Young's situation. Did she
Speaker 3: make a bad choice or is there something emotionally and
Speaker 3: mentally wrong? Casey RG ABC nine News for the report
Speaker 3: Police six.
Speaker 2: A Burlington woman is facing charges after police say she
Speaker 2: set fire to a porch. According to a des Moines
Speaker 2: County arrest affidavit. It happened just after four thirty pm
Speaker 2: yesterday on Vineyard Street. Police say when they arrived on scene,
Speaker 2: forty six year old Michelle Young was standing on the porch.
Speaker 2: She told them a friend lived in the home, but
Speaker 2: the resident who saw the incident on her home security
Speaker 2: camera said she didn't know this woman at all and
Speaker 2: had never seen her before. Young is charged with reckless
Speaker 2: use of fire and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 3: What does that sound like, Mitchel heal Fisher's a just porchoise.
Speaker 3: Let me give you to give you some information. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you some more information. Michelle Young set
Speaker 3: her friend's porch on fire because her friend didn't answer.
Speaker 3: Now full disclosure. This is how I be feeling when
Speaker 3: people I love don't answer the phone. When I know
Speaker 3: my wife is home and she don't answer the phone,
Speaker 3: I'll be wanting to set things on fire. When I
Speaker 3: called Jess Hilarious and she don't answer, but then I
Speaker 3: see her back to back posting videos and pictures on
Speaker 3: her I'd be wanting to set things on fire, but
Speaker 3: I don't because I'm mentally and emotionally stable. Oh and
Speaker 3: one more fun fact, Michelle Young said this was her
Speaker 3: friend's house, but as you heard in the news report,
Speaker 3: she didn't know this woman and the woman didn't know her.
Speaker 3: Would you like to know some more details? Michelle Young
Speaker 3: told officers she believed the home belonged to a friend.
Speaker 3: She also said that she saw a sign that said
Speaker 3: which is welcome, and because she was a witch she
Speaker 3: identifies as a witch, she lit some items on fire,
Speaker 3: set the porch on fire. Now, I don't know too
Speaker 3: many people who have a sign in their yard that
Speaker 3: says which is welcome unless it's Halloween? Was just a
Speaker 3: sign that's been up since Halloween? Was there even really
Speaker 3: a sign? And even though the sign says which is welcome?
Speaker 3: Welcome to do?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Did the sign say you're a welcome to commit arson?
Speaker 3: Was it a fire sign meaning she was in aries
Speaker 3: Leo Sagittarius? All I'm simply wondering, is, Jess, do you
Speaker 3: think this woman needs some type of mental health counseling
Speaker 3: or does she need an exorcism? Before you answer, would
Speaker 3: you like to see her picture? Would you like to
Speaker 3: see her picture? Nick zoom in on this?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, oh wow? Mentally ill? And oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Because you're gonna need therapy after to get them out
Speaker 3: of them. Is there a difference between demonic possession and
Speaker 3: mental disorder? See, some of y'all need a psychotherapist, but
Speaker 3: some of y'all need an exorcist.
Speaker 1: Okay, And that's the problem.
Speaker 3: That's the issue we don't discuss enough, and that's demonic possession.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I encourage y'all to go to therapy all the time,
Speaker 3: but some of y'all don't just need a therapist.
Speaker 1: Y'all actually need an exorcist. Okay.
Speaker 3: We love to say that ain't nothing but the devil,
Speaker 3: but y'all don't even know what the devil looks like.
Speaker 1: Look at this mug shot. Look down.
Speaker 3: This woman looks like one version of five different characters
Speaker 3: from the Wizard of Us. How can one person simultaneously
Speaker 3: look like the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow, Dorothy, the tin Man.
Speaker 1: And the wicked Witch of the West. Look.
Speaker 3: See, when you dance with the devil, the devil does
Speaker 3: not alternate. The devil changes you. You're not gonna tell
Speaker 3: me this woman has not been changed. Okay, This woman
Speaker 3: did not always look like Gary Owens.
Speaker 1: If he transitioned into gay Owens. Okay, she did give
Speaker 1: a little Gary a little a lot Gary's sister. It's
Speaker 1: either Gary sister or Gary. Okay, right, Gary gonna get
Speaker 1: that Netflix special. One way to you hear me?
Speaker 3: Please give Michelle Young the sweet childs of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog, the dog all the day. Damn.
Speaker 1: Look at this one today, sir. She looks like the
Speaker 1: joke if the joker wanted to speak to a manager.
Speaker 1: Yeahs oh, look look at this.
Speaker 3: She looks like she holds a barbecue every January sixth Insurrection.
Speaker 1: This is gary one sister. I don't care what nobody said.
Speaker 1: He's Gary owns said.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna transition into Gale and then
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get my first Netflix special.
Speaker 1: God, all right, make a couple jokes. We come down.
Speaker 3: You be on.
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Speaker 1: the documentary will be joining Jay Allen and Nikki Bows.
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