Speaker 1: What is really going on with Kate Middleton? Jeffrey Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, tell us this has been everywhere after
Speaker 1: she got abdominal surgery in January. Has been totally m
Speaker 1: i a except for the weird photoshopped image of her
Speaker 1: that came out on British Mother's Day, which she took
Speaker 1: responsibility for. Yeah. Some people think she's actually dead and
Speaker 1: her sister Pippa is going around pretending to be her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Some say she's preparing to become the next celeb to
Speaker 1: appear on the Masked Singer I want to be true.
Speaker 1: Some people think she's divorcing Prince William after he had
Speaker 1: a romantic affair, and I will say, I remember Alexis
Speaker 1: taking a trip to London not too long ago, returning
Speaker 1: home looking awfully happy.
Speaker 2: Will you tell me that Harry would be more your
Speaker 2: type into get into the family. Some people make sacrifices.
Speaker 1: Lots of speculation around Kate and the royals, but this
Speaker 1: is definitely not the first time the public has spiraled
Speaker 1: into wild conspiracies about famous celebs. A lot of people
Speaker 1: think that I'm Hugh Jackman's butt double in the Wolverine movie.
Speaker 2: When I first because of the hair.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna comment on that, but lez find some
Speaker 1: of the most interesting ones for us to dive into today.
Speaker 1: Craziest conspiracy theories like this one says Kylie Jenner is
Speaker 1: secretly broke. I've heard it because some people think the
Speaker 1: Kardashians are all living way beyond their means and have
Speaker 1: totally run out of money. Especially Kylie though, because she's
Speaker 1: been that's got to catch up. She's been desperately trying
Speaker 1: to sell her eight figure Beverly Hills mansion lately. She
Speaker 1: already owns over eighty million dollars in real estate that
Speaker 1: she constantly is to pay mortgages and staffing sees on
Speaker 1: you think yours?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine what AC costs for that.
Speaker 1: She's got a seventy three million dollar private jet, and
Speaker 1: they say the only reason that she keeps launching all
Speaker 1: these new businesses doesn't because she's so passionate about being
Speaker 1: an entrepreneur, because she desperately needs the money. Oh, she is.
Speaker 2: Hitting like every angle of like clothes, make up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everything they do feel like I mean, Kardashians feel like
Speaker 2: they're running their own QBC channel at this point, don't
Speaker 2: you think I think.
Speaker 1: I think they put out the best products in the
Speaker 1: world personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a Skims brawn I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need to know everybody's underway in the room. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's move on. Now we're moving on. Here's a weird one.
Speaker 1: Some say John Cena's naked Oscar skit was a secret
Speaker 1: Satanic ritual.
Speaker 2: Run of everyone.
Speaker 1: John Cena at the Oscars came out to present the
Speaker 1: award for Best Costume Design and went on stage holding
Speaker 1: nothing but an envelope covering his little job.
Speaker 2: And it's funny because it's costume design, but he's naked.
Speaker 1: It's joke or is it more than that? Because conspiracy
Speaker 1: theorists say he was secretly performing a Satanic humiliation ritual,
Speaker 1: which was a signal to fellow Satanists in Hollywood who
Speaker 1: will now give him even higher paid acting roles and
Speaker 1: make him even more famous than ever before the number one.
Speaker 2: Sorry, there's no way that man is humiliated. Did you
Speaker 2: see his muscles.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the craziest celebrity conspiracy theories that have
Speaker 1: been floating around the Internet lately, and this next one, Okay,
Speaker 1: I might actually believe this.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves is immortal, some say Some say they think
Speaker 1: he's part of a secret society of immortals that's existed
Speaker 1: for centuries amongst humans. And they say he's been photographed
Speaker 1: at major historical events throughout time.
Speaker 2: So he was actually in the theater when Abraham Lincoln
Speaker 2: was shot. He was one of the actors.
Speaker 1: I feel like our listeners my believe this about Brook's immortal,
Speaker 1: Wilt's food, it was John Web's food. It's all coming together,
Speaker 1: I believe. Plus, Kean hasn't really aged at all across
Speaker 1: the three decades that we've been seeing a never.
Speaker 2: Is doing his botox or filler or whatever he's getting done.
Speaker 2: You can't tell.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it doesn't look like fake. He's
Speaker 1: got the same plastic surgeons as the Kardashians. I heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't look real. So I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Next conspiracy theory, Beyonce is actually Solange's mom. What have
Speaker 1: you ever heard this one? I actually think I have.
Speaker 1: Some people believe Beyonce gave birth to Solange when she
Speaker 1: was a teenager, and her parents decided to raise Solange
Speaker 1: as their own to allow Beyonce to continue pursuing music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but their age difference isn't enough for that.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: They're five years difference.
Speaker 1: You know how easy it is to forge a birth certificate? Brook, No,
Speaker 1: it's public record, public record. If anybody could go in
Speaker 1: and change it, it would be Beyonce. It she has
Speaker 1: that power. That's where it's proven. Fall Come on, have fun,
Speaker 1: jump out. Next conspiracy. Taylor Swift is actually a famous
Speaker 1: Satanist from the nineteen Ladies. We all know that one's true.
Speaker 1: Don't need to explain onto the next celebrity con How
Speaker 1: about this, Katie Holmes had her own secret entrance installed
Speaker 1: at Whole Foods.
Speaker 2: This compared to the satanist Taylor Swift, that was.
Speaker 1: Just proven true.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: Whole Foods is the favorite grocery store of Satanists all
Speaker 1: around the world.
Speaker 2: I have seen a lot of naked people.
Speaker 1: In the produce, they said. In order to evade Papa Rozzi,
Speaker 1: after she divorced Tom Cruise, she moved to an apartment
Speaker 1: in Manhattan right above a Whole Foods, and the building
Speaker 1: architecture allowed her to go from her apartment down into
Speaker 1: the grocery store through a secret set of stairs.
Speaker 2: Cucumber just the set. It stares at everybody in the
Speaker 2: apartment complex it was allowed to use.
Speaker 1: No one will ever know.
Speaker 2: Reminds me, you, jeff used to live above a grocery store.
Speaker 1: I will have you killed for sake.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And it turns out the thing with the Cole Foods
Speaker 1: might actually be true because gawker proof Whole Foods sometimes
Speaker 1: do have secret entrances for VIP clientele.
Speaker 2: How do we get it past to one of those
Speaker 2: who needs a key to the city, Give me the
Speaker 2: key to the secret entrance.
Speaker 1: The whole movie text in to seven eight, five nine
Speaker 1: two tell us, do you believe the latest conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that Brooke Fox is actually a vampire that keeps her
Speaker 1: youthful appearance by feeding on the blood of orphan children.
Speaker 1: She's a lizard person.
Speaker 2: I love how you say. I'm reverse aging.
Speaker 1: Your phone taps.
Speaker 2: Coming up next, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.