Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just challenged Adam Sandler to
Speaker 1: a weird mouth noises contest. Yeah, whoever wins, the entire
Speaker 1: audience loses. Oh, audience participation not encouraged.
Speaker 2: But get your tickets now with stories.
Speaker 1: The secondary weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
Speaker 1: mouth weirdos just don't This first laser stories out of Canada.
Speaker 1: Thirty four year old Nick Faturo's just spent the last
Speaker 1: year living and surfing in Costa Rica.
Speaker 3: Oh damn so jealous.
Speaker 1: And when he got home to Toronto, he opened his
Speaker 1: mail to find a shocking letter from the government saying
Speaker 1: he was dead.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. That's how you found out. Yeah, screw
Speaker 3: the light at the end of the tunnel. You actually
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: You have to open an envelope to let you know.
Speaker 1: It was a long one too. The fourteen page letter
Speaker 1: from the Ministry of Justice was hoping to collect money
Speaker 1: from his estate for an outstanding speeding ticket that he
Speaker 1: never paid. Well, that was somebody's got.
Speaker 3: To And how does a thirty four year old who
Speaker 3: just spent a year surfing in Costa Rica have an estate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does remember contesting it back in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: but totally forgot about it during his extended vacation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as one would.
Speaker 1: Yeah. More than anything, Nick is just very grateful his
Speaker 1: mother never saw the letter. Who was collecting his mail
Speaker 1: at the time. Mom, He said, that would have been
Speaker 1: a major shocker for her. Oh regardless. He's tried to
Speaker 1: call the government to let them know that he is
Speaker 1: very much alive, but can't get anybody on the phone.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe he needs to write a letter back.
Speaker 1: Thankfully, they did respond to the news station covering the
Speaker 1: story and said while they are happy to find out
Speaker 1: Nick is alive, it doesn't erase the one thousand and
Speaker 1: ninety two dollars that he owes them for the old
Speaker 1: speeding ticket. Oh whoops, looking at that. He's dead again.
Speaker 2: Country.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Ohio. A thirty
Speaker 1: seven year old dad named Adam Sizemoors facing charges after
Speaker 1: he kept calling his son's school to complain that they
Speaker 1: were giving the kid too much homework. Oh yeah, he did.
Speaker 1: He called the elementary school multiple times in just two
Speaker 1: days to say his son had so much homework that
Speaker 1: they didn't have any time to hang out with each other.
Speaker 2: That's kind of sad.
Speaker 1: It's kind of sweet though that. Yeah, he really wants
Speaker 1: quality time with his sons and he wants to play
Speaker 1: video games.
Speaker 3: Amount of time you called the school and complained you
Speaker 3: could have just gotten the homework done.
Speaker 1: And also when he told school officials this news, he
Speaker 1: was verbally abusive to the staff and used vulgar language.
Speaker 3: I just want to bleep and hang out with my
Speaker 3: bleeping kid.
Speaker 2: They say.
Speaker 1: He threatened the principal at one point and told him
Speaker 1: he better quote put his big boy pants on because
Speaker 1: he might be coming down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, threaten people. He gets the job done.
Speaker 1: The school eventually stopped picking up his calls. Okay, so
Speaker 1: Adam called his local police department instead.
Speaker 2: I hope the police arrested Adam.
Speaker 3: Sounds like that may have been the case.
Speaker 1: And he didn't just call once, but eighteen times. He
Speaker 1: kept asking to talk to the chief of police and
Speaker 1: said things like, I.
Speaker 2: Pay your salary.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he cares about his kids.
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Yes.
Speaker 1: Eventually he spoke with the chief's assistant, who told him
Speaker 1: that he could come down to the station and talk
Speaker 1: to the chief of police. In person. Yeah, Well, Adam
Speaker 1: wasn't okay with that. He demanded the chief of police
Speaker 1: come to his.
Speaker 3: House and Baby gave him options I pay the gas
Speaker 3: in those cars.
Speaker 1: That didn't happen. Yeah, but several officers did show up
Speaker 1: at his house to arrest him.
Speaker 3: That's a homework lesson for the kid Consolation prize.
Speaker 1: He was charged with menacing and telecommunications harassment, both misdemeanors.
Speaker 1: So it begs the question is this guy total psycho
Speaker 1: or best dad ever? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I want my parents to fight for me to knock.
Speaker 3: Yes, my dad went to jail for my a in math.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of London.
Speaker 1: Those who are lactose intolerant should probably avoid trips to
Speaker 1: Europe in the foreseeable future. And I say that because
Speaker 1: we've all heard of sushi conveyor about restaurants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still want to my god, are you telling
Speaker 3: me they're gonna combine it?
Speaker 1: Well, in Britain they're doing the same thing, but with cheese.
Speaker 3: Yes, Could I just put my mouth at the into
Speaker 3: the conveyor belt and have everything go in?
Speaker 1: The innovative restaurant is called pick and Cheese and Their
Speaker 1: conveyor belt is almost one hundred and fifty feet long,
Speaker 1: delivering an array of cheese plates all around the restaurant,
Speaker 1: paired with complimentary condiments and snacks.
Speaker 2: So you have like the crackers waiting.
Speaker 1: I'm showing them the pictures too. It looks like really
Speaker 1: fancy dishes.
Speaker 3: They're all under glass, which you know, very different than
Speaker 3: the sushi place I go to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And if that isn't enough, patrons can also enjoy a
Speaker 1: selection of charcouteries that are circling around the room.
Speaker 2: Like some honeycomb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me some pershudo. You know.
Speaker 1: Maybe the best part for cheese lovers is that Pick
Speaker 1: and Cheese offers a bottomless plates experience every Wednesday for
Speaker 1: less than thirty dollars per person.
Speaker 3: I'm hopping on the cheese tray and jaff and I'm
Speaker 3: not getting off.
Speaker 1: During this hour and fifteen minute session, guests can enjoy
Speaker 1: as many plates of cheese off of the belt as
Speaker 1: they so desire.
Speaker 3: This is so good to backfire on them.
Speaker 1: Reservations are highly recommended in order to secure a spot
Speaker 1: for this cheese filled feast. Wow, and then probably make
Speaker 1: a reservation with your doctor.
Speaker 3: My god, can we put the wine on the conveyor
Speaker 3: belt too?
Speaker 2: Desert?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 1: How lazy are we? Patant just have a wine hose
Speaker 1: next to it?
Speaker 3: I guess just suck up.
Speaker 2: This next lazer stories.
Speaker 1: Out of the interwebs. Are you one of those responsible
Speaker 1: adults who gets back to zero unread emails each day?
Speaker 1: Or is your inbox full of them? I'm a hybrid,
Speaker 1: so I keep it out A thousand oh' that's responsible.
Speaker 3: I bet I have over thirty thousand oh my.
Speaker 1: Well, A new study found letting it stay cluttered like
Speaker 1: that might be affecting you and your mental health more
Speaker 1: than you realize.
Speaker 3: I get rid of them. I'm like subscribed to eighty
Speaker 3: different things just because I want ten percent said.
Speaker 2: Off, Yeah, unsubscribing is the hardest part Brook.
Speaker 1: They found that a cluttered inbox can leave you feeling
Speaker 1: flustered and disorganized all the time, and it could even
Speaker 1: be costing you hundreds of dollars a year in things
Speaker 1: like unnecessary late fees if you miss a bill that's
Speaker 1: stuck in there Somewhere. That said, fifty two percent of
Speaker 1: people with cluttered inboxes claim they like the way they
Speaker 1: do things and they aren't going to delete Jack.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hate email. I am so over it. If
Speaker 3: you need something from me text, I think everything should
Speaker 3: be on text.
Speaker 1: Or find me in person. Oh wild, Yeah, come come
Speaker 1: to where I work and tell me face to face
Speaker 1: if it's really that important.
Speaker 3: Just the electrical company, like, excuse me, Jeffer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why this guy doesn't even have an email anymore.
Speaker 1: If you want to reach him, he's kind of like Batman.
Speaker 1: He's got to throw a spotlight up into the sky
Speaker 1: with a Nike high top in there.
Speaker 3: That'd be so sweet, and he's.
Speaker 1: Going to be there before you know it. And that's
Speaker 1: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for
Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again at the same
Speaker 2: Time on Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning and