Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five.
Speaker 2: Hour energy bottles did you count in the trash?
Speaker 3: Can?
Speaker 2: I think it was eleven? Oh guys, fifty energy?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode His fuel for
Speaker 2: his parody song.
Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.
Speaker 4: There it goes.
Speaker 2: Let's start it now.
Speaker 5: What does your day job have in common with that
Speaker 5: old VCR taking up space in your attic?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we have one of those in our attic.
Speaker 2: We'll get rid of anything.
Speaker 6: Seriously, what do they have in common?
Speaker 5: They are both severely outdated. It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Make sure to follow our podcast by the way, rate
Speaker 5: review and subscribe if you haven't. But I say that
Speaker 5: because a new poll of two thousand working Americans found
Speaker 5: over half fifty seven percent feel that a normal nine
Speaker 5: to five job no longer works for them.
Speaker 1: O creach, Yeah, preach, let's go to four days a week.
Speaker 2: Who's with me?
Speaker 5: Per Jobs without a flexible work schedule are a completely
Speaker 5: outdated idea.
Speaker 7: Okay, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the problem with our job is it's
Speaker 1: really based on your job and you listening on your
Speaker 1: way to work.
Speaker 2: So if you could change that up, that'd be great.
Speaker 5: If you haven't noticed, plenty of Americans already abandoned nine
Speaker 5: to fives a while ago, started working from home, or
Speaker 5: have launched their own Etsy stores or full time influencers
Speaker 5: and creators.
Speaker 6: So their life is their job.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: That's right, very difficult stuff, But that's not all. People
Speaker 5: don't just want to work differently. The survey also found
Speaker 5: we want to be paid differently and more often too.
Speaker 7: Okay that.
Speaker 2: What you're saying.
Speaker 5: Instead of paychecks every two weeks, they prefer tinier paychecks
Speaker 5: every day.
Speaker 7: Every day, maybe a little paycheck.
Speaker 6: For each day's work that you take home with you.
Speaker 7: Okay, a life of a server that was your way.
Speaker 2: You can be broke the next morning.
Speaker 7: How it felt. I don't feel like you would barely
Speaker 7: get across the next day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think it'll feel good to have a
Speaker 8: bad day where you realize how.
Speaker 2: Little you make.
Speaker 5: The average person who only gets paid twice a month
Speaker 5: in big paycheck says they tend to blow through it
Speaker 5: all and run out of money faster because you're like,
Speaker 5: oh my God, I got two thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: I can spend money on anything.
Speaker 9: But again, then you're like fifteen hundred for rent, fifty.
Speaker 7: Bucks a fill on my gas tank.
Speaker 6: It doesn't all come through.
Speaker 5: But speaking of blowing it all, come on over here
Speaker 5: Digital Jacob with a shock dollar question of the day
Speaker 5: they went all over us.
Speaker 6: We are ready to receive the questions.
Speaker 10: Well, for some reason, I cannot get the number fifty
Speaker 10: out of my head.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're back there yesterday year at it.
Speaker 10: It might be because that's the exact age gap between
Speaker 10: myself and my secret lover Brooks Mom. Or it could
Speaker 10: be because yesterday Alexis successfully identified the Rubik's Cube as
Speaker 10: the toy that's celebrating its fiftieth anniversary this year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's the one. Still.
Speaker 10: Alexis was the only person who was even close on
Speaker 10: their guests, which is why today, just like fifty cent
Speaker 10: back in the year two thousand, I decided to give
Speaker 10: the rest of you a few shots he redeeming yourself.
Speaker 3: Redeeming yourself.
Speaker 10: No, you're running it back with another fiftieth anniversary edition
Speaker 10: of plenty of twenty. Just like yesterday, I'll give each
Speaker 10: of you a short description of something that happened exactly
Speaker 10: fifty years ago, and you just have to tell me
Speaker 10: what object, person or the invention is. Now, let's start
Speaker 10: with the woman who said sorry fifty times already this morning.
Speaker 3: That's Alexis. Sorry, Alexis.
Speaker 10: If you remember the lyrics, I want chicken, I want liver,
Speaker 10: it's only because you've seen Austin Powers. But the ad
Speaker 10: jingle was created for what product?
Speaker 6: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 5: Didn't force you to watch that movie for your guys
Speaker 5: on a new podcast, put on our website to give
Speaker 5: that idea.
Speaker 2: She had already seen it. Yeah, if I've seen it,
Speaker 2: don't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you've seen it. So what does he say?
Speaker 2: Maybe I should watch it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well, what else would be chicken and liver? If it's
Speaker 8: not food, we do? You have to see the brand,
Speaker 8: the dog food.
Speaker 3: Just any sort of statement would be great.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll say it was for dog food, dog.
Speaker 10: Food, just looking for mew mix the cat. I want chicken,
Speaker 10: I want liver mixed meal mix, please deliver, I want
Speaker 10: to buy. Fifty years ago this year old, okay, was
Speaker 10: a guy named Howard Wexler wanted to create a board
Speaker 10: game that was played vertically. Milton Bradley ran with it
Speaker 10: and started selling it in February of nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 10: Please name that game.
Speaker 7: The only vertical game that I know and I love
Speaker 7: is Rat Trap.
Speaker 6: What about Jenga? You stacked those vertically?
Speaker 1: Oh that's really smart, helping him so much.
Speaker 7: Jenga is Swahili?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: What's his Howard Wexler?
Speaker 7: Howard wex not very Swhelan.
Speaker 2: Is that a Swahili name?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it as like building or something like that in Swahili. No,
Speaker 9: because it's the most popular vertical game, I'm gonna go Jenga.
Speaker 3: Jose said, Jenga. That is the game I was looking for.
Speaker 3: Was Connect four?
Speaker 2: I feel good when you say.
Speaker 3: Tacto played vertically? Yes, Brook, We're on to you.
Speaker 1: My mom already texted she wants you to know, apparently
Speaker 1: that your forty year difference.
Speaker 3: Loves a joke with me. Brook, your questions here?
Speaker 10: Okay, people might be familiar with this liqueur if they've
Speaker 10: gotten a whiff of Brooks thermos.
Speaker 2: In the morning.
Speaker 3: But back in nineteen.
Speaker 10: Seventy four was the first time this European based alcohol
Speaker 10: hits door shelves.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 1: I mean my first people like Bailey's a lot. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not actually a fan. I think it's too sweet.
Speaker 6: Is that from I.
Speaker 2: Think it's Irish? Isn't it would?
Speaker 7: Can I tell you what I think it is? Pepperminch.
Speaker 7: It's so good. Oh yeah, when you're an alcoholic, it
Speaker 7: don't matter.
Speaker 2: Ter God, you guys are awful.
Speaker 1: I was going Kalua, but I don't believe that that
Speaker 1: is European days.
Speaker 9: With his hint though, you are right, and Bailey's would
Speaker 9: be more event.
Speaker 2: And it felt like something my parents drink a lot of.
Speaker 2: I'm torn. I'm gonna stick with my original of going Bailey's.
Speaker 3: Brook went with Bailey's.
Speaker 11: That is.
Speaker 10: Bailey's Irish cream. Throw a little in your coffee this
Speaker 10: morning once you're done driving. Years old, this, Jeffrey, We're
Speaker 10: on to you. This cosmetic procedure might be considered pretty
Speaker 10: common if you're walking around Rodeo Drive these days, but
Speaker 10: fifty years ago, it wasn't. Back then, a father and
Speaker 10: son duo first started selling this specific type of plastic surgery,
Speaker 10: and now it's the second most.
Speaker 3: Popular in the United States. What was it?
Speaker 5: Okay, So it's the second most popular. Number one must
Speaker 5: be those jobs. So number two after that's gotta be come.
Speaker 2: On, dig down into your LA private school room. Yeah
Speaker 2: you got, Jeff, this is your question, Javin B. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are those mom's rockets?
Speaker 12: Got?
Speaker 6: What are you thinking? I mean, I guess I'll just
Speaker 6: go with the obvious boob job.
Speaker 3: Jeff went with boob job.
Speaker 10: That is number one most popular United States right now.
Speaker 10: Nose job is number three on the list. I was
Speaker 10: looking for. LiPo suction turns fifty years old this year. Interesting, Brookie,
Speaker 10: You're the winner of edition of plenty of twenty fifty,
Speaker 10: the anniversary edition.
Speaker 5: So brook gets to choose who gets shocked today and
Speaker 5: they'll be singing candy shop by fifty cent.
Speaker 1: For disappointing his entire community where he grew up.
Speaker 7: It's definitely Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: You should know your plastic surgeons.
Speaker 6: Trust me.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of boob jobs at my school among
Speaker 5: the children, not even among the parents.
Speaker 9: So I feel like after you're born in LA, they're
Speaker 9: just like, we're gonna do the notes job and then
Speaker 9: we'll give you the baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll take it to the candy shop. I'll let
Speaker 5: you lick the La lep. That's your shock Collar question
Speaker 5: of the day.
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, We'll talk.
Speaker 5: About a missed opportunity. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Even though Saint Patrick's Day recently happened one of the
Speaker 5: biggest drinking holidays of the year, an alcohol company just
Speaker 5: announced that they'll be releasing next month pizza flavored beer.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, beer that tastes like pizza.
Speaker 6: They could have.
Speaker 5: Done this for Saint Patty's Day. People are willing to
Speaker 5: drink literally anything. Or they could have waited till October
Speaker 5: for National Pizza Month.
Speaker 1: You could go to your kitchen, right, I'll throw a
Speaker 1: slice a get a beer and do a blender and.
Speaker 7: Get it just.
Speaker 1: Out.
Speaker 5: They decided to do it in April for some reason.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have a picture of the pizza beer up
Speaker 5: on the Brook and inst the stories here.
Speaker 1: You know, coming up to the warm months, all you
Speaker 1: want is a stinky.
Speaker 9: Beer, and now I'm to order my beer, like, hey,
Speaker 9: can I get an I p ay Well.
Speaker 5: This alcohol company's partnered with frozen food brand Tombstone to
Speaker 5: do this, so it's not just pizza flavor, it's frozen pizza.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 1: I hope it's one of those that's been in the
Speaker 1: freezer for five months and you can kind of.
Speaker 2: Taste the freezer burn still even after you cook it.
Speaker 5: It's described as having hints of crispy crust, tangy tomato sauce,
Speaker 5: savory herbs and spices, with a spicy pepperoni finish in
Speaker 5: your beer.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh, I feel like guys are gonna buy this and
Speaker 8: say they bought a girl dinner and a beer.
Speaker 5: If you're able to keep it down, then you'll enjoy
Speaker 5: the seven percent.
Speaker 6: Alcohol content offer.
Speaker 5: And the best part, this four pack of limited edition
Speaker 5: Pizza beer will cost you about fifty bucks. Wait, fifty
Speaker 5: dollars for a four pack of pizza beer.
Speaker 1: I guess they really will say I bought you beer.
Speaker 2: Actually it might count.
Speaker 9: Now and make a pizza that each slice is the
Speaker 9: equivalent of a full beer.
Speaker 5: Would you want to pay an extra for high quality
Speaker 5: products like this?
Speaker 2: That is disgusting? That is gross.
Speaker 5: That's why Laser Stories is one hundred percent free, giving
Speaker 5: you the quality that you deserve coming out.
Speaker 1: Wait, when you say that you deserve it, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like you mean it in a good way.
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Speaker 1: Next take it.
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that just challenged Adam Sandler to
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Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Yeah, whoever wins, the entire audience loses.
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Speaker 5: The semonary red weird news stories around the glob just
Speaker 5: like everyone else does, except.
Speaker 6: We've got a laser.
Speaker 5: Those other mouth weirdos just don't. This first Laser Stories
Speaker 5: out of Canada. Thirty four year old Nick Faturo's just
Speaker 5: spent the last year living and surfing in Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Oh damn so jealous.
Speaker 5: And when he got home to Toronto, he opened his
Speaker 5: mail to find a shocking letter from the government saying
Speaker 5: he was dead.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. That's how you found out. Yeah, screw
Speaker 2: the light at the end of the tunnel. You actually
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 6: You have to open an envelope to let you know.
Speaker 6: It was a long one too.
Speaker 5: The fourteen page letter from the Ministry of Justice was
Speaker 5: hoping to collect money from his estate for an outstanding
Speaker 5: speeding ticket that he never paid.
Speaker 6: Well, you're after that was somebody's got.
Speaker 1: To And how does a thirty four year old who
Speaker 1: just spent a year surfing in Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Have an estate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he does remember contesting it back in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 5: but totally forgot about it during his extended vacation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as one would.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: More than anything, Nick is just very grateful. His mother
Speaker 5: never saw the letter. Who was collecting his mail at
Speaker 5: the time. His mom, he said, that would have been
Speaker 5: a major shocker for her.
Speaker 2: Oh God.
Speaker 5: Regardless, He's tried to call the government to let them
Speaker 5: know that he is very much alive, but can't get
Speaker 5: anybody on the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe he needs to write a letter back.
Speaker 5: Thankfully, they did respond to the news station covering the
Speaker 5: story and said while they are happy to find out
Speaker 5: Nick is alive, it doesn't erase the one thousand and
Speaker 5: ninety two dollars that he owes them for the.
Speaker 6: Old speeding ticket. Oh whoops, looking at that. He's dead again.
Speaker 7: Ticket Another random country.
Speaker 6: This next laser story is out of Ohio.
Speaker 5: A thirty seven year old dad named Adam sizemoorris facing
Speaker 5: charges after he kept calling his son's school to complain
Speaker 5: that they were giving the kid too much homework.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, he did.
Speaker 5: He called the elementary school multiple times in just two
Speaker 5: days to say his son had so much homework that
Speaker 5: they didn't have any time to hang out with each other.
Speaker 7: That's kind of sad.
Speaker 5: It's kind of sweet though, that he really wants quality
Speaker 5: time with his sons.
Speaker 7: He wants to play video games.
Speaker 1: Amount of time you called the school and complained you
Speaker 1: could have just gotten the homework done.
Speaker 5: And also when he told school officials this news, he
Speaker 5: was verbally abusive to the staff and used vulgar language.
Speaker 1: I just want to bleep and hang out with my
Speaker 1: bleeping kids, they say.
Speaker 5: He threatened the principal at one point and told him
Speaker 5: he better quote put his big boy pants on because
Speaker 5: he might be coming down there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, threaten people, he gets the job done.
Speaker 5: The school eventually stopped picking up his calls. Okay, so
Speaker 5: Adam called his local police department instead.
Speaker 7: I hope the police arrested Adam.
Speaker 2: Sounds like that may have been the case.
Speaker 5: And he didn't just call once, but eighteen times. He
Speaker 5: kept asking to talk to the chief of police and
Speaker 5: said things like I pay your salary.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he.
Speaker 6: Cares about his kids.
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: Eventually he spoke with the chief's assistant, who told him
Speaker 5: that he could come down to the station and talk
Speaker 5: to the Chief of Police in person.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, Adam wasn't okay with that. He demanded the chief
Speaker 6: of Police come to his house.
Speaker 1: And they gave him options I pay the gas in
Speaker 1: those cars.
Speaker 5: That didn't happen, but several officers did show up at
Speaker 5: his house to arrest him.
Speaker 6: To come the chief.
Speaker 1: That's a homework lesson for the Kidsolation prize.
Speaker 5: He charged with menacing and telecommunications harassment, both misdemeanors. Okay,
Speaker 5: so it begs the question is this guy total psycho
Speaker 5: or best dad ever?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I want my parents to fight for me to knock.
Speaker 1: Yes, my dad went to jail.
Speaker 2: For my a in math.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 6: Let's go to your next laser story out of London.
Speaker 5: Those who are lactose intolerant should probably avoid trips to
Speaker 5: Europe in the foreseeable future. And I say that because
Speaker 5: we've all heard of sushi conveyor belt restaurants.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I still want to go.
Speaker 2: My god, are you telling me they're gonna combine it?
Speaker 5: Well, in Britain they're doing the same thing, but with cheese.
Speaker 1: Yes, Could I just put my mouth at the end
Speaker 1: of the conveyor belt and have everything go in.
Speaker 5: The innovative restaurant is called Pick and Cheese. Their conveyor
Speaker 5: belt is almost one hundred and fifty feet long, delivering
Speaker 5: an array of cheese plates all around the restaurant, paired
Speaker 5: with complimentary condiments and snacks.
Speaker 7: So you have like the crackers waiting.
Speaker 5: I'm showing them the pictures too. It looks like really
Speaker 5: fancy dishes.
Speaker 1: They're all under glass, which you know, very different than
Speaker 1: the sushi place I go to.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: And if that isn't enough, patrons can also enjoy a
Speaker 5: selection of charcouteries that are circling around the room.
Speaker 7: Like some honeycomb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me some pershudo.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 5: Maybe the best part for cheese lovers is that Pick
Speaker 5: and Cheese offers a bottomless plates experience every Wednesday for
Speaker 5: less than thirty dollars per person.
Speaker 1: I'm hopping on the cheese tray and jaff and I'm
Speaker 1: not getting off.
Speaker 5: During this hour and fifteen minute session, guests can enjoy
Speaker 5: as many plates of cheese off of the belt as
Speaker 5: they so desire.
Speaker 2: This is so good a backfire on them.
Speaker 5: Reservations are highly recommended in order to secure a spot for.
Speaker 6: This cheese filled feast. Wow, and then probably make a
Speaker 6: reservation with your doctor.
Speaker 2: After my God, we put thee on the conveyor belt too.
Speaker 7: Desserts.
Speaker 6: God, how lazy are we?
Speaker 2: Restaurant just have a wine hose next to it. I
Speaker 2: can just suck up.
Speaker 6: This next lazer stories out of the interwebs.
Speaker 5: Are you one of those responsible adults who gets back
Speaker 5: to zero unread emails each day? Or is your inbox
Speaker 5: full of them?
Speaker 7: I'm a hybrid, so I keep it out a thousand.
Speaker 6: Oh that's that's responsible.
Speaker 2: I bet I have over thirty thousand of them.
Speaker 14: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Well, a new study found letting it stay cluttered like
Speaker 5: that might be affecting you and your mental health more
Speaker 5: than you realize.
Speaker 2: I get rid of them.
Speaker 1: I'm like subscribed to eighty different things just because I
Speaker 1: want ten percent off.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Unsubscribing as the hardest part.
Speaker 5: Brook They found that a cluttered inbox can leave you
Speaker 5: feeling flustered and disorganized all the time, and it could
Speaker 5: even be costing you hundreds of dollars a year in
Speaker 5: things like unnecessary late fees if you miss a bill
Speaker 5: that's stuck in therewhere that said fifty two percent of
Speaker 5: people with cluttered in boxes claim they like the way
Speaker 5: they do things and they are going to delete Jack.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate email. I am so over it. If
Speaker 1: you need something from me text, I think everything should
Speaker 1: be on text.
Speaker 5: Well find me in person. Yeah, come come to where
Speaker 5: I work and tell me face to face if it's
Speaker 5: really that important.
Speaker 1: Just the electrical company, like, excuse me, jeff Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's why this guy doesn't even have an email anymore.
Speaker 5: If you want to reach him, he's kind of like Batman.
Speaker 5: He's got to throw a spotlight up into the sky
Speaker 5: with a Nike high top in there. That'd be and
Speaker 5: he's going to be there before you know it. And
Speaker 5: that's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 5: for the day. We'll do it again at the same.
Speaker 12: Time on Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: By now, you've probably heard all the conspiracy theories surrounding
Speaker 5: Kate Middleton.
Speaker 6: And her mysterious absence lately in the Did.
Speaker 1: I spend three hours on TikTok maybe.
Speaker 6: Going off that specifically?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, but what if I told you that's not
Speaker 5: the weirdest celebrity rumor that's been making its way around
Speaker 5: the Internet. Lately, a bunch of really strange theories have
Speaker 5: been popping up, including one about the real identity of
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift. We're gonna dive into some of the wildest
Speaker 5: ones and some I think you might actually be true.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do it coming up. What is really going
Speaker 5: on with Kate Middleton?
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning tell us this has.
Speaker 5: Been everywhere after she got abdominal surgery in January. Has
Speaker 5: been totally m i a except for the weird photoshopped
Speaker 5: image of her that came out on British Mother's Day,
Speaker 5: which she took responsibility for. Some people think she's actually
Speaker 5: dead and her sister Pippa is going around pretending to
Speaker 5: be her. Some say she's preparing to become the next
Speaker 5: celeb to appear on The Masked Singer True. Some people
Speaker 5: think she's divorcing Prince William after he had a romantic affair.
Speaker 5: And I will say, I remember Alexis taking a trip
Speaker 5: to London not too long ago, returning home looking awfully happy.
Speaker 2: You tell me that Harry would be more your type.
Speaker 2: Get into the family. Some people make sacrifices.
Speaker 5: Lots of speculation around Kate and the Royals, but this
Speaker 5: is definitely not the first time the public has spiraled
Speaker 5: into wild conspiracies about famous celebs. A lot of people
Speaker 5: think that I'm Hugh Jackman's butt double in the Wolverine.
Speaker 1: Movie when I first because of the hair.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna comment on that, but THEOD find some
Speaker 5: of the most interesting ones for us.
Speaker 3: To dive into today.
Speaker 5: Craziest conspiracy theories like this one says Kylie Jenner is
Speaker 5: secretly broke. I've heard this because some people think the
Speaker 5: Kardashians are all living way beyond their means and have
Speaker 5: totally run out of money, especially Kylie though, because she's
Speaker 5: been day catch up. She's been desperately trying to sell
Speaker 5: her eight figure Beverly Hills mansion lately. She already owns
Speaker 5: over eighty million dollars in real estate that she constantly
Speaker 5: is to pay mortgages and staffing season You think your age.
Speaker 2: Always, can you imagine what AC costs for that.
Speaker 5: She's got a seventy three million dollar private jet, and
Speaker 5: they say the only reason that she keeps launching all
Speaker 5: these new businesses isn't because she's so passionate about being
Speaker 5: an entrepreneur, because she desperately needs the money.
Speaker 8: Oh she is hitting like every angle of like clothes, makeup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything they do.
Speaker 1: Feel like I mean, Kardashians feel like they're running their
Speaker 1: own QBC channel at this point.
Speaker 4: Don't you think I think?
Speaker 5: I think they put out the best products in the
Speaker 5: world personally.
Speaker 1: Okay, I sorry, Yeah, I got a Skims brawn I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't need to know everybody's underway in the room. Okay,
Speaker 6: let's move on. Now we're moving on. Here's a weird one.
Speaker 5: Some say John Sina's naked Oscar skit was a secret
Speaker 5: Satanic ritual.
Speaker 2: Everyone.
Speaker 5: John Cena at the Oscars came out to present the
Speaker 5: award for Best Costume Design and went on stage holding
Speaker 5: nothing but an envelope covering his little job.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because it's costume design, but he's naked.
Speaker 6: Or is it more than that?
Speaker 5: Because conspiracy theorists say he was secretly performing a Satanic
Speaker 5: humiliation ritual, which was a signal to fellow Satanists in Hollywood,
Speaker 5: who will now give him even higher paid acting roles
Speaker 5: and make him even more famous than ever before.
Speaker 7: The number one Sorry, there's.
Speaker 1: No way that man is humiliated did you see his muscles.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the craziest celebrity conspiracy theories that have
Speaker 5: been floating around the Internet lately, and this next one, Okay,
Speaker 5: I might actually believe this.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 6: Keanu Reeves is immortal?
Speaker 5: Hear him say some say they think he's part of
Speaker 5: a secret society of immortals that's existed for centuries amongst humans.
Speaker 5: And they say he's been photographed at major historical events
Speaker 5: throughout time.
Speaker 1: So he was actually in the theater when Abraham Lincoln
Speaker 1: was shot.
Speaker 2: He was one of the actors.
Speaker 8: I feel like our listeners might believe this about Brooks's
Speaker 8: immortal wilts.
Speaker 7: It was John webs Bood.
Speaker 6: It's all coming together.
Speaker 5: I believe Plus hasn't really aged at all across the
Speaker 5: three decades that we've been seeing.
Speaker 1: Never is doing his botox or filler or whatever he's
Speaker 1: getting done. You can't tell.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, he doesn't look like fake.
Speaker 6: He's got the same plastic surgeons as the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: I heard they don't look real Jeffery, So I don't
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 5: Next conspiracy theory, Beyonce is actually Solange's mom.
Speaker 12: What you ever heard this?
Speaker 7: And I actually think I have.
Speaker 5: Some people believe Beyonce gave birth to Solange when she
Speaker 5: was a teenager and her parents decided to raise Solange
Speaker 5: as their own to allow Beyonce to continue pursuing music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but their age difference isn't enough for that.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They're five years difference.
Speaker 6: You know how easy it is to forge a birth certificate?
Speaker 2: Brook, No, it's public record, public record.
Speaker 5: If anybody could go in and change it, it would
Speaker 5: be Beyonce.
Speaker 6: She has that power.
Speaker 7: That's where it's proven.
Speaker 4: Fall Come on, have fun, jumpy.
Speaker 5: Next conspiracy, Taylor Swift is actually a famous Satanist from.
Speaker 6: The nineteen nineties. We all know that one's true.
Speaker 5: Don't need to explain onto the next celebrity. How about this,
Speaker 5: Katie Holmes had her own secret entrance installed at Whole Foods.
Speaker 2: This compared to the satanist Taylor Swift that was.
Speaker 5: Just proven true by Whole Foods is the favorite grocery
Speaker 5: store of Satanists all around the world.
Speaker 2: I have seen a lot of naked people in the produce.
Speaker 6: They said.
Speaker 5: In order to evade Papa Rozzi after she divorced Tom Cruise,
Speaker 5: she moved to an apartment in Manhattan right above a
Speaker 5: Whole Foods, and the building architecture allowed her to go
Speaker 5: from her apartment down into the grocery store through a
Speaker 5: secret set of stairs.
Speaker 2: Just a set of stairs. At everybody in the apartment
Speaker 2: complex it was allowed to use.
Speaker 6: No one will ever know.
Speaker 9: Remind you, jeff used to live above a grocery store.
Speaker 6: I will have you killed for sake.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And it turns out the thing with the Cole Foods
Speaker 5: might actually be true, because gawker proof Whole Foods sometimes
Speaker 5: do have secret entrances for VIP clientele.
Speaker 15: That real.
Speaker 2: How do we get it past.
Speaker 1: To one of those who needs a key to the city,
Speaker 1: Give me the key to the secret entrance.
Speaker 5: The whole mood text in to seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 5: to two tell us, do you believe the latest conspiracy
Speaker 5: theory that Brooke Fox is actually a vampire that keeps
Speaker 5: her youthful appearance by feeding on the blood of orphan children.
Speaker 7: She's a lizard person.
Speaker 2: I love how you say. I'm reverse agings.
Speaker 6: Your phone TAP's coming up next.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Today's phone tap took weeks of planning to pull off
Speaker 5: because one of our listeners asked us to prank her sister,
Speaker 5: and they're scheduled to have a lunch date at this
Speaker 5: very fancy restaurant. So we told her after they put
Speaker 5: in their order with the waiter, she should excuse herself
Speaker 5: to the bathroom and text us what dish her sister
Speaker 5: got what? And just stay in there until we're done.
Speaker 5: You're gonna understand why when you hear it in your
Speaker 5: phone tab right now.
Speaker 12: It's another Hello Hello?
Speaker 6: Uh Denise? Is it?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Who is it?
Speaker 6: Are you you just al Visto?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, perfect. So I have a couple of questions
Speaker 6: about your order.
Speaker 15: I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: Who is this?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 5: I guess you could call me your chef. I guess
Speaker 5: this is more of a loose term. My name is Box.
Speaker 16: What's your name?
Speaker 6: Box?
Speaker 12: Fox?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 6: You got you have it? Box?
Speaker 16: Okay, So help me out here. I just put my
Speaker 16: order in with the waiter.
Speaker 5: Yes I know this, But I am the one who's
Speaker 5: making your food today across the way at my place.
Speaker 15: Why I'm a restaurant you you do not.
Speaker 5: Think that they actually make the meals inside the restaurant?
Speaker 16: Do you know?
Speaker 6: That's how I know you are a funny woman, this
Speaker 6: is funny.
Speaker 11: I don't think it's funny.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 6: See, this is not how restaurants work anymore.
Speaker 5: No food is actually cooked there, not after the recent
Speaker 5: health violations.
Speaker 16: Help violation.
Speaker 6: Yes, so it is just me in my kitchen right now. Box.
Speaker 5: I'm making the orders from all over. In fact, I
Speaker 5: just made a big mac off of YouTube.
Speaker 6: It's quite easy.
Speaker 16: No, this doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is sounding very crazy, I know, but I
Speaker 5: love it. I am looking at your order here. You
Speaker 5: want the pork medallions with a sweet onion demi g lies?
Speaker 6: Is it glass?
Speaker 15: And how would you even know that?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: Yes, with the waiter he has texted me or order,
Speaker 5: so I can't have you number. I do think that
Speaker 5: he has spelled the food item wrong. It sounds very fancy, Dennis.
Speaker 5: Do you know how to spell demig lies so I
Speaker 5: can type it into the YouTube.
Speaker 1: I'm not selling for you.
Speaker 11: If you don't know what you probably shouldn't be cooking.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Please, I have another order coming in from the olive garden.
Speaker 5: Can you please hold chop.
Speaker 1: Chop?
Speaker 12: Oh my god, this is cringing.
Speaker 11: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Can you excuse me? Come here? Please?
Speaker 6: Okay, I am back. I apologize for the wait. Just
Speaker 6: so you know. I have run out of the sesame
Speaker 6: seed buds. So are you okay? If I.
Speaker 5: Can get them at seven eleven for for very cheap.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 12: I ordered pork medallions with sweet onionem Wait, is this
Speaker 12: not Chad? No?
Speaker 6: I apologize. I have so many people on hold.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just is there is there anybody
Speaker 5: inside of this restaurant named Chad?
Speaker 6: Do you know?
Speaker 16: I don't know. I want to make this.
Speaker 17: We're so clear you're not cooking anything for me.
Speaker 3: You understand.
Speaker 6: The burghers are for Chad.
Speaker 1: I don't want burgers.
Speaker 18: I don't know who Chad is, and I don't want
Speaker 18: you cooking for me.
Speaker 5: Okay, if you just put me on your speaker phone,
Speaker 5: I would shout for him and perhaps he will answer you.
Speaker 19: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Okay, But your sister, Rachel, she never mentioned you had
Speaker 5: such a fifty mouth.
Speaker 6: It's been very surprising for me. How do you know
Speaker 6: my sister she is in the restroom right now.
Speaker 5: She said I should put minimal effort into your meal
Speaker 5: and into this prank phone call on you.
Speaker 11: I'm are you serious right now?
Speaker 5: Your sister Rachel asked us to do a phone tap
Speaker 5: on you. My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 6: You're on the radio.
Speaker 5: Your sister Rachel has been planning this for weeks. She
Speaker 5: told us about your reservation at this nice restaurant, so
Speaker 5: she went away to the restroom just to tell us
Speaker 5: what you ordered so we could call you.
Speaker 20: You don't understand this is a very nice restaurant and screaming,
Speaker 20: oh my god.
Speaker 5: Okay, I understand that you are very angry, but before
Speaker 5: you go, do you know how to spend DEMI? It
Speaker 5: is a complicated word that's familiar.
Speaker 6: And how much? How much would you be tipping me tonight?
Speaker 6: You're a naughty woman.
Speaker 12: The weak up every morning was fun taps on the twenties,
Speaker 12: freaking Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: In the morning, Alexis.
Speaker 5: If you ran into a really hot guy at Target
Speaker 5: and you wanted to meet him, what's your strategy? Do
Speaker 5: you just walk right up and introduce yourself directly?
Speaker 6: Do you accident?
Speaker 5: Are you going more cooy like accidentally crash your shopping
Speaker 5: cart into his cart down one of the aisles?
Speaker 1: Oops, I carry a basket.
Speaker 2: I don't do a cart. Carts are embarrassing?
Speaker 5: Or do you throw a bottle of shower gel on
Speaker 5: the floor and say, oh no, I dropped the soap
Speaker 5: and now there's bubbles all over me.
Speaker 2: You take my clothes off.
Speaker 5: I wish it was around man and that could help me. Darn.
Speaker 6: He really went to the clothes off thing pretty quickly.
Speaker 12: He says, hot.
Speaker 7: We were going to go with bring that up well.
Speaker 5: One of our listeners went a slightly different route when
Speaker 5: she saw a hot guy at Target and hatched a
Speaker 5: play that was so devious who even Alexis approved. Yes,
Speaker 5: it does involve secretly contacting the guy's mother. You're gonna
Speaker 5: hear how she went the extra mile to get herself
Speaker 5: a date in your brand new second date update.
Speaker 6: Oh no, my clothes up.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do it, your selections, We're gonna do it
Speaker 5: right after this hold on second date up date. Most
Speaker 5: people will tell you can't force true love to happen.
Speaker 7: Everyone should tell you.
Speaker 5: But maybe you can trick love into existence. What you know,
Speaker 5: put your hands on love a little bit, mold.
Speaker 6: It a certain way, considering love.
Speaker 5: Brooke did it when she threw herself in front of
Speaker 5: her husband's car when he was trying to leave his
Speaker 5: work at the TV station.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And then she was like.
Speaker 5: Well, I could sue you, or you could take me
Speaker 5: out to dinner.
Speaker 1: You could look forever find that guy that's uninsured.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of lawsuits.
Speaker 5: And Brook's not the only person who's tried to meddle
Speaker 5: her way into someone's heart. One of our listeners, Kendra,
Speaker 5: says that she ran some interference to get herself a
Speaker 5: date with a guy. But she says, if we can
Speaker 5: get him to answer, because you know, sometimes people won't,
Speaker 5: but if he does, we are not allowed to tell
Speaker 5: him the real background story what she is willing to
Speaker 5: tell us though. So let's welcome Kendra to the show. Kendra,
Speaker 5: how you doing?
Speaker 16: I'm great? How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Give us some new ideas.
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like you have some maniacal plan
Speaker 1: that you hatched.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so can we learn the name of the guy?
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, I mean his name is Jacoby.
Speaker 2: Jacoby, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Okay, how soon into meeting Jacoby did you know like
Speaker 1: I need to know this guy, he needs to be
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: It was instant, instant.
Speaker 16: I was stopping at Target and there was this spark
Speaker 16: when I saw him, So I casually sort of followed
Speaker 16: him through the stores he was shopping and street.
Speaker 2: And I feel like you weren't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's some reason I see you slipping.
Speaker 5: From I picture like giggling coming from.
Speaker 6: Behind the record clo.
Speaker 2: Hiding in the middle of a closes rack.
Speaker 16: Yes, And then I was behind him and I went
Speaker 16: to check out and I was able to just barely
Speaker 16: see his credit card when he put it into the machine,
Speaker 16: and I saw his name.
Speaker 2: Oh, say number.
Speaker 13: No, I saw his name, and.
Speaker 16: He didn't see me, and so he left the store.
Speaker 6: And wait, you didn't say hi to him?
Speaker 16: No, I was just.
Speaker 1: Well, Jacoby said, Jacoby's probably amazing even I remembered it.
Speaker 6: What do you do with his name?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 16: Well, I went to social media?
Speaker 2: Obviously you can find someone just by Wow.
Speaker 5: I love how you act like you've never tried to
Speaker 5: look someone up on social media before.
Speaker 1: But someone that I've already met, not someone I've never talked.
Speaker 2: Do you know what they look like? And you see
Speaker 2: the profile pig too.
Speaker 6: Were you able to find him, Kendra?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, god, you have a private detector in this.
Speaker 6: You were able to learn anything about him from it?
Speaker 16: Yeah? Well, I was able to determine from his social
Speaker 16: media that he was single.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, how.
Speaker 5: Do you end up like actually getting in contact with
Speaker 5: the guy. When does that happen?
Speaker 16: Well, I didn't actually reach out to him right then,
Speaker 16: but I did find his mom's Facebook.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, you're deep in this.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to make sure it does have a
Speaker 2: hotter brother?
Speaker 16: Why would you go to Well, it just seemed like
Speaker 16: it would be even more natural if there was a
Speaker 16: different way that I was introduced.
Speaker 1: Huh, dide, you're going to DM his mom.
Speaker 16: Well, it turns out that his mom is in a
Speaker 16: book club that's in my area.
Speaker 2: Okay, so okay, and.
Speaker 16: I love to read, so I sent a request to
Speaker 16: the book club to see if I could join.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, okay, it's just you and a bunch
Speaker 1: of sixty year old women in a book dub.
Speaker 16: Yeah. I went to the book club, and my god,
Speaker 16: we started up a.
Speaker 2: Conversation and organically obviously, well.
Speaker 16: Yeah, and she was really nice and she thought I
Speaker 16: was really sweet and charming. So you know, I just
Speaker 16: happened to mention that I was single, and you know,
Speaker 16: there are no good single guys out there.
Speaker 1: And you know, that's the literally the opening for any
Speaker 1: mom to then introduce.
Speaker 7: The sun, which reminds me, Barbara, do you have any children?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the bait's been cast.
Speaker 6: So what did what did the mom say?
Speaker 16: Well, she asked me for my phone number that you
Speaker 16: could pass on to him.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, it's such a mom thing.
Speaker 1: Dude, if you found this, if you found out a
Speaker 1: woman with this far to meet you, would you be
Speaker 1: complimented or creeped out?
Speaker 5: This is the type of thing you don't actually tell
Speaker 5: them until you're into your like twentieth anniversary.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So now you've given your phone number to this
Speaker 5: guy's mom, and does he reach out to you?
Speaker 6: I'm guessing yeah.
Speaker 16: A couple of days later, I got you must have a.
Speaker 7: Good relationship with his mom.
Speaker 1: Then his mom had a picture of her from Facebook,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So were you able to get a.
Speaker 3: Date out of it?
Speaker 16: I did?
Speaker 21: He did that.
Speaker 16: He asked me on a date, so it worked.
Speaker 6: Give us a nutshell of how the date went.
Speaker 16: It was a real casual date. We went and had
Speaker 16: coffee and you know, I made sure it was cute.
Speaker 16: We actually started talking about our respective dating histories, and.
Speaker 2: That's a lot over coffee.
Speaker 16: Well, I mean we were talking about specifics, you know.
Speaker 16: Just he said he's been in love with two people
Speaker 16: in his life.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, what did you say to his two loves?
Speaker 16: I told him the truth. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 16: been in love.
Speaker 1: Oh I feel like that would be a good answer
Speaker 1: it men take it as a challenge, wouldn't you try me?
Speaker 16: So?
Speaker 5: At no point during this coffee day did it ever
Speaker 5: come up like the real way that you met him.
Speaker 16: No, no, it did not.
Speaker 6: All right, so how did it end? Oh?
Speaker 16: It was a very natural, normal feeling date, and it
Speaker 16: gave me a nice say hug.
Speaker 2: Have you see his mom a book club?
Speaker 16: Yeah, she's kind of alienating me. She's getting farther away.
Speaker 2: That means shar talk.
Speaker 6: Nothing's worse than book club drama. Yikes.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, according to your email, that date happened about
Speaker 5: a week ago. So we're gonna come back and try
Speaker 5: and call Jacoby here for you. And remember, we can't
Speaker 5: tell him anything about how she actually got this to happen,
Speaker 5: So we just talk about the date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I think that that's fine.
Speaker 5: They're just going to talk about his two true loves
Speaker 5: when we come back and get your second date update.
Speaker 6: We got enough to come here, I'll do it right
Speaker 6: after this. Hold on second date update.
Speaker 5: This is one of the most interesting dating stories that
Speaker 5: we've heard in a while about how someone gets together
Speaker 5: and just try to follow me on this. So girl
Speaker 5: sees cute guy at target, follows him to the register,
Speaker 5: sees his name on his credit card, takes it home,
Speaker 5: and finds his social media determines he's single.
Speaker 2: Each step is getting a little bit wild.
Speaker 6: This is where it takes a turn.
Speaker 5: Connects with his mom, joins her local book club, befriends her,
Speaker 5: and casually mentions that she can't find any good single
Speaker 5: men anywhere these days.
Speaker 1: It does kind of read like the start of a
Speaker 1: horror film, single white female thing.
Speaker 5: But the next thing you know, she's on a date
Speaker 5: with Target boy himself.
Speaker 6: An in depth discussion about true love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's wild because now not only is he
Speaker 1: not calling her back, but his mother is also avoiding
Speaker 1: her at the book clubs.
Speaker 7: Something happened.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, and we have to take all of that
Speaker 5: information and put it to the side, forget it. We
Speaker 5: cannot talk about any of it. Kendra has specifically asked
Speaker 5: not to bring it up. If we're able to get
Speaker 5: Jacoby on the phone.
Speaker 1: There's some good stuff to talk about still, though, you know, Kendra,
Speaker 1: are you worried that he's somehow found out everything that
Speaker 1: Jeffrey just said?
Speaker 16: No, No, there's just no.
Speaker 5: I guess she's hiding underneath his desk at work, right
Speaker 5: and he hasn't mentioned it once, so he has no idea.
Speaker 5: Let's give him a call, though, and hopefully we'll get
Speaker 5: a reason or see if there is a reason why
Speaker 5: he's not calling you back for date number two.
Speaker 6: But here we go. I'm dialing his number right now.
Speaker 6: He Hello, Hey, is this Jacoby?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Didn't he Jacoby?
Speaker 7: We found ye.
Speaker 6: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hello, We're really excited to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Man, oh man, you don't even.
Speaker 11: Know all right, I'm not I'm not too familiar with
Speaker 11: the show radio station.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 5: So we're we're doing something called the Second Date Update,
Speaker 5: and one of our listeners has asked us to reach
Speaker 5: out to you to try and figure out if we
Speaker 5: can get you on a second date with her, because
Speaker 5: you've already gone out with her once.
Speaker 6: Her name's Kendra.
Speaker 11: Ken Kendra, Yeah, I know Kendra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you guys went to coffee together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of set you guys up.
Speaker 11: It is weird. How do you guys know all this question?
Speaker 5: Well, she told us about it, at least a little
Speaker 5: bit of it, not like every single detail.
Speaker 1: But she said that you.
Speaker 2: She met your mom at their book club.
Speaker 11: This is true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she said there was a really nice coffee date.
Speaker 5: You had a nice conversation.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we were. It was a nice time. But well,
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, where's this going? Like what's happening right now?
Speaker 5: We're trying to help her figure out, like why a
Speaker 5: second date hasn't happened?
Speaker 6: Like, how do you feel about Kendra?
Speaker 11: She's cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have a plan to call her and
Speaker 2: ask her out again?
Speaker 11: Uh? This is very awkward. I don't on that. It's okay, okay,
Speaker 11: hold on, hold on. It's not bad, guys. It's not
Speaker 11: like it's not a bad thing. It's just I don't
Speaker 11: see it long term.
Speaker 2: How can you tell in one coffee day? I mean,
Speaker 2: it feels like you would need more than that.
Speaker 6: Well made you say that?
Speaker 11: So she is not really big on love.
Speaker 14: She actually told me she's never been in love before
Speaker 14: at all, like ever.
Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't mean she's not big on love. It
Speaker 1: just means that she's never been in the right relationship.
Speaker 7: Yeah, is that how she said it? She said I
Speaker 7: don't like love.
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, she didn't say she don't like it.
Speaker 15: She says she's never been in love ever in her life.
Speaker 11: Well, not everybody has understood understood. But here's my mindset.
Speaker 11: I want to settle down.
Speaker 14: I want one person to be committed to like that's it,
Speaker 14: like my person. And it does concern me, and it
Speaker 14: does worry me that maybe the reason why she hasn't
Speaker 14: found love is that maybe she doesn't want it at all,
Speaker 14: like it's not wanted, and maybe she's still probably.
Speaker 11: Playing in the field. I'm not sure, but it does.
Speaker 11: It does raise my eyebrow. It does raise it.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, like you didn't
Speaker 1: want to be your first love because first love is
Speaker 1: so chaotic and rash, and.
Speaker 2: That's true, you know.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well this so now you're not even willing to
Speaker 5: give her a second date. That's where your stance is
Speaker 5: on her.
Speaker 11: I'm not sure she's ready for a commitment. I'm not.
Speaker 21: You not upset you my.
Speaker 11: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 5: Hold on, hey, sorry to U kind of spring this
Speaker 5: on you, hear, Jacobe. But Kenja has been listening to
Speaker 5: this conversation on the other line quietly the other time well,
Speaker 5: which I gotta say is totally unlike her.
Speaker 15: So I cannot even believe this.
Speaker 16: Okay, you're questioning my commitment and you don't even know
Speaker 16: what I went through to meet you.
Speaker 13: What do you mean?
Speaker 11: What do you mean?
Speaker 16: I saw you in Target? There was something special about you.
Speaker 16: I mean the way you put your stuff in the
Speaker 16: card and you were.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no you you must have had it mistaken,
Speaker 14: like you met my mom at a book club.
Speaker 11: You didn't meet me at Target.
Speaker 16: That was not an accident.
Speaker 13: I followed you to the register, and I saw your
Speaker 13: name on your credit card, and I went to social.
Speaker 18: Media and.
Speaker 11: Wait, wait, whoa, no.
Speaker 18: No, no, just Kobe, you're gonna listen to me.
Speaker 21: And I found your mom and I found out that
Speaker 21: she was in a book club right around the corner
Speaker 21: from my house.
Speaker 18: So I asked it joined the book club, but that process,
Speaker 18: and I went to the foot clubs and I met
Speaker 18: your darling mother and wait, daddy, and she no, I'm
Speaker 18: not gonna wait, You're gonna listen.
Speaker 21: Okay, process mother, do you know how many recipes that
Speaker 21: woman has for chickens? And I said, so happens I'm single?
Speaker 16: She said, oh, you're free and charming. I have I
Speaker 16: have a single fun.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, I'm done. I'm not I'm not listening to
Speaker 11: anymore of this. I don't need to hear any more
Speaker 11: of this.
Speaker 6: So is this?
Speaker 5: Is this the kind of stable woman that you've been
Speaker 5: looking for? You at this entire time?
Speaker 21: You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna permitted, were maybe
Speaker 21: a little right.
Speaker 2: We had no idea that that was going to happen.
Speaker 18: You shut up.
Speaker 13: You knew exactly what was going to happen.
Speaker 3: You told us not to mention you knew.
Speaker 16: No, no, no, no, this is okay.
Speaker 11: I don't I don't know what crazy we call that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jo, I think you're being a little bit too
Speaker 5: harsh on the woman that just realized that she loves you.
Speaker 5: Oh God, you shadowed her cold, cold heart, and after
Speaker 5: years of not finding any love, she finally found it.
Speaker 21: Sarcastic, don't you know I had to look to find
Speaker 21: all of your stuff?
Speaker 18: Jacoby.
Speaker 5: You know, Kendra, I think you you've proven your commitment.
Speaker 5: I think he gets the point. Why don't you take
Speaker 5: a breath for a second and just let us talk
Speaker 5: to Jacoby a little bit.
Speaker 16: But I tell you your oil needs to be changed.
Speaker 16: That's Necker is off you.
Speaker 2: Oil. I think it's an analogy, but I'm not.
Speaker 16: You know it's right on his car window.
Speaker 12: What is going on?
Speaker 1: We don't know anymore, Jacoby, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I regret supporting this at the beginning.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, like no, no, if anything, I feel
Speaker 11: like I've dodged a bullet, and.
Speaker 5: The only Dakobe This bullet isn't able to be dodged.
Speaker 5: Even though it's not Valentine's Day, it's going straight for
Speaker 5: the heart.
Speaker 2: There's normally bullets on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6: Want to upgrade and get with the time on you.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned.
Speaker 5: I just need to ask Jacoby if you would like
Speaker 5: to see Kendrick one more time.
Speaker 12: You couldn't even.
Speaker 2: Say that with a straight face, whether you say yes
Speaker 2: or no.
Speaker 5: She would love to hang out again, and I'm unpack
Speaker 5: all of this information face to face and we would.
Speaker 6: Pay for that meet up.
Speaker 11: You guys give like give cars for a straight orders.
Speaker 11: I'll do that.
Speaker 2: This department shook.
Speaker 5: I think we do have a gift card to the
Speaker 5: subway across from the courthouse, so that would get you
Speaker 5: pretty close if you meet Kendra there.
Speaker 6: No I need answer. Oh answer, No I'm not I'm
Speaker 6: not doing this.
Speaker 11: I'm not doing this.
Speaker 6: Hang up, and yeah, I did not see that coming.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: If love doesn't work after this, then I don't know
Speaker 6: how it.
Speaker 1: Ever, if you need the audio for your case, just
Speaker 1: go to our podcast.
Speaker 16: When y'all could just drop the sarcasm and your podcast stuck.
Speaker 6: She has a point, so she is committed to that,
Speaker 6: to hating our podcast. So I stand by here brooking
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, that call did not
Speaker 6: go quite how we want to.
Speaker 2: This is like the second time in a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks that I feel bad.
Speaker 6: You feel bad about helping people.
Speaker 1: The other person.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we had no idea what we're dealing there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will say we did hold up our end
Speaker 5: of the agreement, though we didn't tell him the truth
Speaker 5: of how they met.
Speaker 6: She offered that up all by herself.
Speaker 7: I know, I like, how rude him that I am committed.
Speaker 2: I started with what if he knows? And she's like,
Speaker 2: there's no way he could ever find out? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: terrible secret keeper.
Speaker 5: I felt like another ten seconds, Jose would have been
Speaker 5: the one to let it slide, but nope, we stayed strong.
Speaker 5: You did it and you can't end this on us.
Speaker 5: And for that, I'm giving everybody in the room a
Speaker 5: gold star.
Speaker 7: For the day and for the record. I said it
Speaker 7: under my breath like a million times.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, But if you ever want to get a
Speaker 5: second day update, I promise you we can do a
Speaker 5: better job than this.
Speaker 2: I just want to go to that book club with
Speaker 2: the mom. Didn't hear all the ladies gossip about what
Speaker 2: just happened.
Speaker 6: You're already part of a book club.
Speaker 16: I know.
Speaker 6: Email the show if you ever need help though with
Speaker 6: your dating life.
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
Speaker 5: check out all of our second dates on our podcast
Speaker 5: at Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you get.
Speaker 12: Yours freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know, there's only been two times in my whole
Speaker 5: life where I made my father cry oh wow?
Speaker 2: On purpose or was it a sweet moment?
Speaker 6: I was never on purpose?
Speaker 5: The first was when he caught me in my room
Speaker 5: looking at a certain magazine. Oh well, it was actually
Speaker 5: a map book and I was circling all the truck
Speaker 5: stops in a ten.
Speaker 6: Mile radius and he just could not take it.
Speaker 12: Oh stops.
Speaker 6: Something for that place.
Speaker 5: The other time, though, it happened when I was thirteen
Speaker 5: years old at my bar mitz.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's actually and this.
Speaker 5: Is true, when I got up in front of the
Speaker 5: entire congregation and I sang that infamous song.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which was this guy.
Speaker 1: That one?
Speaker 5: And when I was singing, I looked out into the
Speaker 5: crowd and there was my dad in the front row
Speaker 5: with tears just streaming down.
Speaker 2: His proud mother was taking notes on all the things.
Speaker 11: You were doing.
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey, I don't know if he was proud and
Speaker 5: was like tears of joy or if he knew at
Speaker 5: that moment my life was doomed forever. Let's make my
Speaker 5: dad cry one more time when I go live in
Speaker 5: front of a nationwide audience with my brand new song
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 6: It's coming up. It is time for my song of
Speaker 6: the week.
Speaker 5: And when you think of springtime, what are the things
Speaker 5: that immediately jump into your mind?
Speaker 6: Flowers, blooming for sure, bees buzzing, swallows, swallowing. Almost picture
Speaker 6: it right now, I bet you are.
Speaker 5: But one of the biggest signs that spring is here,
Speaker 5: at least for me, is the official start of baseball season.
Speaker 5: It's back, baby, you got professional baseball and all the
Speaker 5: major leaguers making hundreds of millions of dollars adjusting their
Speaker 5: sports cups.
Speaker 7: And that's just the sign.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's totally fun to watch, but really, the true
Speaker 5: passion of the sport starts in the little league.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, done, Brooks kids are doing it right now.
Speaker 1: I'm assistant coaching two teams third base coach right here.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 6: In fact, Brook's son doesn't even know the coach is
Speaker 6: his real father.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's exactly the type of ways that baseball brings
Speaker 5: us all together.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's gonna be awkward at next practice, Jeff.
Speaker 5: And well, I know it's really exciting for all the kids,
Speaker 5: for the parents moments somewhere, I mean, you have to
Speaker 5: look beyond the three crying kids on the bench and
Speaker 5: the little boy wildly swinging the bat around near the
Speaker 5: coach's baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the eighteen emails to help volunteer please volunteer.
Speaker 1: You need to be volunteering.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of stress around being a parent
Speaker 5: of a little leaguer, but it's a unique time and
Speaker 5: it needs to be selling.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why, in honor of the start of Little
Speaker 5: league baseball, instead of doing smash mouths, might as well
Speaker 5: be walking on the sun. It's young Jeffries should bench
Speaker 5: that kid, But he's the coach's son.
Speaker 6: One so good already, you know it's true. All right,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna point when i'm ready points good.
Speaker 22: Spring has a woe and now my nightmare span of
Speaker 22: sign my kid up for the local little league. But
Speaker 22: half the kids out there just crying and to buy
Speaker 22: and watch them swing and miss ten times while them
Speaker 22: balls said on a tea.
Speaker 6: Their tiny things kirtz grass the wrong end of the fat.
Speaker 6: How many runs's that?
Speaker 7: No one knows?
Speaker 3: They don't keep tracking.
Speaker 20: It always happens parents, yeapping un conventional kids, eyes on
Speaker 20: the ball, be like Shakira, now and swing with your hips.
Speaker 6: At second base.
Speaker 22: Bad both all hits the runner down south out in
Speaker 22: left field.
Speaker 20: There's price head turn chasing butterflies, just like our old
Speaker 20: college days.
Speaker 7: They're headed straight for third base.
Speaker 22: We never want should bench that kid bug, he's a
Speaker 22: coach's son.
Speaker 6: No, jaydon run the other way.
Speaker 17: The other way you gotta know when all tells boo
Speaker 17: shout out to the dug out puffy chess in while suggesting.
Speaker 19: They know more than the coach in their full down chairs.
Speaker 7: Day wine, all down the foul line.
Speaker 19: More shrieking and clacking than a boo from a Laddin.
Speaker 17: Yeah, some kids as like Klaus little Jack just pulling
Speaker 17: his pants down.
Speaker 6: Keep from mine day one. Please don't eat dirt off
Speaker 6: of them, mound Bud.
Speaker 17: Each team is gonna get one all star kid does
Speaker 17: more smashing and dashing than flashing hulkaverd sat to say
Speaker 17: somehow hard there's not a loud big Stanley come by
Speaker 17: by side, let's say it and filled with sprite.
Speaker 6: And if they parent it's hard bread. They'll do the
Speaker 6: world's saddest way by standing up looks like go water
Speaker 6: rippled in a.
Speaker 3: Come oh, come on now, Paris.
Speaker 7: The seven of us can do better than that.
Speaker 12: Ready one, two.
Speaker 19: Three, Marbles will smolder at the young hot assistant coach,
Speaker 19: the catcher's mom dropping him.
Speaker 6: She's down to Mota. I heard a cheer look over
Speaker 6: some kids. Just Scorida Homer, now the team.
Speaker 20: Mom's all jacked up on her fourteen diet soda. Every
Speaker 20: ass fat chief clasps louder than an imax brought. The
Speaker 20: mama brought the stacks of a rice Chrispy snack. So
Speaker 20: grab your packs and just relax, because even last place
Speaker 20: still gets trophies and free pizza.
Speaker 3: Che Tu party.
Speaker 17: Something so talty that by shout, those bath pangs all
Speaker 17: come out.
Speaker 6: I love tear me up right, God.
Speaker 7: Who made all baseball pants fly?
Speaker 20: And while my kids had to play, I got one
Speaker 20: eye on his face, the other one streaming MLB on
Speaker 20: MS one.
Speaker 5: The little Leager season has been gone, where every hits
Speaker 5: an in videos.
Speaker 6: Home ride just sad on that old bleachers in the sun,
Speaker 6: that snacks shot corn dot g even beat the Russ.
Speaker 4: Oh God, baseball, let's go dude.
Speaker 1: My dad coached me growing up and we weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to get ice cream unless we won.
Speaker 2: Oh my husband said that was messed up.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think we should go back to it.
Speaker 6: And you walk him after the game too.
Speaker 12: And I'm not.
Speaker 2: Overly competitive or anything.
Speaker 7: No healthy, I want to tell everyone go to a
Speaker 7: literly game. But then I'm like, I don't think you.
Speaker 2: Could just randomly go to other Sure, sure you can.
Speaker 7: I don't think I could.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't be the grown man who's just wandering around the.
Speaker 2: Leap You're okay to go to they're looking for volunteers
Speaker 2: of all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, text in seventy eight five, tell us what you
Speaker 5: thought about the song of the week. We'll post this
Speaker 5: video up on all of our socials at Brooke and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey on our TikTok, on our YouTube and Instagram everywhere
Speaker 5: with all the lyrics and happy baseball and out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your.
Speaker 6: Song of the week.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We got a text to seventy five nine two that
Speaker 5: says I loved playing Little League baseball when I was
Speaker 5: a kid. Yeah, I mean hated the sport, but the
Speaker 5: post game nachos and slushy from the snack hut where everything.
Speaker 7: All we had was what tell the Brook orange slices.
Speaker 7: That's all I as an adult, and that's.
Speaker 3: Not what everyone likes.
Speaker 1: The chips of the fig tees and oranges. We had
Speaker 1: pepper belly with freedom chips and you put chili over
Speaker 1: the top.
Speaker 5: So good we I'm so cavvy are Bagelsay?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But if you missed it, instead of singing the old
Speaker 5: hit song by smash Mouth, might as well be walking
Speaker 5: on the sun saying my own version called should bench
Speaker 5: that kid, but he's the coach's son. Great to celebrate
Speaker 5: the start of little league baseball and all the parents
Speaker 5: who get to witness the sheer chaos that unfolds.
Speaker 6: On the diamond in front of them, and so more
Speaker 6: texts coming in on the text board. Ye, Brook, what
Speaker 6: do you got?
Speaker 12: I love it?
Speaker 1: This one says, OMG, I'm crushing on my son's little
Speaker 1: league coach so hard this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he might be married.
Speaker 1: But okay, but they say there's no crid in baseball
Speaker 1: and no wonder where either.
Speaker 6: Oh is that the rule?
Speaker 7: Extra underweard?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: Maybe not for the parents.
Speaker 6: I had mine during the song. Maybe I shouldake them
Speaker 6: off and do it again.
Speaker 5: But if you missed it, if you want to hear
Speaker 5: it one more time, it's going to be up at
Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube on our Facebook, Instagram, and
Speaker 5: our TikTok all of it at Broke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Is that your favorite little leaguer?
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey In the morning.
Speaker 5: We got some fresh meat on the phone player Derek,
Speaker 5: who is coaching his three daughters in basketball, ages fourteen, twelve.
Speaker 6: And nine. Oh, Derek, you know, if you have a
Speaker 6: couple more babies, you could feel the whole team.
Speaker 15: What do you think I would have loved that, but
Speaker 15: a little too much for my wife.
Speaker 11: I think.
Speaker 9: Are they just basketballs constantly bouncing around your house?
Speaker 7: Inside? Outside?
Speaker 11: Yep, yep?
Speaker 15: Every night.
Speaker 7: I used to annoy my mom my. Dad gave us
Speaker 7: a basketball hoop one summer and I annoyed the crap.
Speaker 3: Out of my mom.
Speaker 7: I was like, Oh, I'll just go outside and do
Speaker 7: it and she can still hear it on the baby outside.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 5: What's the number one lesson that you want your daughters
Speaker 5: to learn from basketball?
Speaker 15: Just to enjoy it and have fun?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: I heard you say? Is everything?
Speaker 7: She's just like Draymond Green, throw rights and left hulks.
Speaker 7: That's how you play basketball.
Speaker 6: It's worked for him.
Speaker 2: Don't get ejected. Are you even playing?
Speaker 3: Are you driving? Hair?
Speaker 6: All right? We got the competitive energy going in the studio.
Speaker 5: We'll see how Derek does. We're sending him brook out
Speaker 5: and while she leaves let's go over the rules. He
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you can say past. But
Speaker 5: you have to beat brook outright if you want to win.
Speaker 5: Are you ready, Derek?
Speaker 11: Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Reese Witherspoon celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 5: Was she born in Alabama? Mississippi or Louisiana?
Speaker 15: Alabama?
Speaker 5: What kind of juice is used in a bloody Mary tomato?
Speaker 5: With thirteen thousand spaces?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 5: West Coast Airport Parking Garage is the second largest parking
Speaker 5: lot in the world.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah?
Speaker 5: What video game company is a ten percent owner of
Speaker 5: the Seattle Mariners. Chum Lee is a reality TV star
Speaker 5: on What Show? In the board game Battleship? How many
Speaker 5: hits does it take to sink the biggest ship? An
Speaker 5: aircraft carrier?
Speaker 11: Five?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 11: Work there, Derek.
Speaker 5: Brooks are gonna come back into the studio. And I
Speaker 5: see here that Derek is also the CEO of a
Speaker 5: tech startup company that makes smart light switches. How's that going, Derek?
Speaker 11: Pretty good?
Speaker 15: Pretty good? We're about nine years in and doing well.
Speaker 7: We're so smart about him.
Speaker 15: So with smart light bulbs, you've got to keep the
Speaker 15: light switch on all the time from work with Alex
Speaker 15: and these other things. So ours are just the switches
Speaker 15: that you can turn on and off. But the key
Speaker 15: invention is that anybody can insult in a few seconds
Speaker 15: without turning off the power.
Speaker 2: Didn't we already have switches you can turn.
Speaker 12: On and off.
Speaker 6: Derek invented that. Okay, that was his idea.
Speaker 9: He means, you can turn the light off, but it'll
Speaker 9: stay connected to your echo and everything correct.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, if the lights are that smart, maybe they
Speaker 5: can call in and play win Brooks Bucks one day too.
Speaker 7: My gosh, what is one of the lights?
Speaker 2: What did the lights make me feel?
Speaker 12: Dumb?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 6: We're gonna feel dumb here in the second. You gotta
Speaker 6: answer your questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 7: This hope a light bob goes off.
Speaker 11: For your band.
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Reese Witherspoon celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 5: Was she born in Alabama, Mississippi or Louisiana?
Speaker 2: Louisiana?
Speaker 5: What kind of juice is used in a bloody Mary tomato?
Speaker 5: With thirteen thousand spaces?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: West Coast Airport Parking Garage is the second largest parking
Speaker 5: lot in.
Speaker 2: The world Seattle Tacoma Airport.
Speaker 5: What Video Game Company is a ten percent owner of
Speaker 5: the Seattle Mariners Nintendo.
Speaker 6: Chum Lee is a reality TV star on What show.
Speaker 2: Love is Blind?
Speaker 5: In the board game Battleship, how many hits does it
Speaker 5: take to sink the biggest ship an aircraft carrier?
Speaker 4: Five?
Speaker 6: Oh boy, this was an interesting one.
Speaker 15: I think I don't know.
Speaker 6: We're gonna go over the scoreboard to find out. Let's
Speaker 6: go to Jose.
Speaker 3: Patrol Man.
Speaker 7: I love the Simpsons.
Speaker 3: Derek, you got to correct today?
Speaker 4: Ooh nozo?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, you got the same amount of questions in
Speaker 1: is my smart light switch on? Her off?
Speaker 7: You are smarter than a smart switch. You got five?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 7: My good game.
Speaker 5: Tough go on your first try there, Derek. Let's go
Speaker 5: over the answers for everybody. Reese Witherspoon has a birthday today.
Speaker 5: She was born in Louisiana. She turns forty eight today.
Speaker 5: Happy birthday. It's great, bloody Mary uses tomato juice in it.
Speaker 5: There's thirteen thousand spaces in the second largest parking lot
Speaker 5: in the world.
Speaker 6: That's at SeaTac Airport.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The only reason I know that is because it's like
Speaker 1: a fun fact. My husband loves to talk about it.
Speaker 1: It is a bit because at one point I think
Speaker 1: it was the biggest when it was, and he, for
Speaker 1: some reason, has a lot of passion behind that fun fact.
Speaker 6: Just like brings it up at wedding, birthday party, comes.
Speaker 2: Up more than it should.
Speaker 5: The video game company that's ten percent owner of the
Speaker 5: Seattle Mariners is Nintendo. Chum Lee is a reality TV
Speaker 5: star on Pond Stars.
Speaker 15: Sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when the side characters in the board game Battleship
Speaker 5: an aircraft carrier is sunk after five hits.
Speaker 2: Both got because I love to take my kids down.
Speaker 15: A regular played game.
Speaker 6: Yeah nice, It wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 5: But just for playing you do win two tickets to
Speaker 5: see Lil Wayne perform at the Tacomadome May seventeenth. Don't
Speaker 5: miss Low Wayne when he comes to town this spring.
Speaker 5: Gets your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 15: Awesome, thank you, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: How was the first time? How would you rate your
Speaker 2: just experience overall being on the show with us?
Speaker 15: A little bit nervous, but I'll get you next time.
Speaker 7: Okay, just like a basketball game, we were a little
Speaker 7: bit nervous. Daughters, but we'll get them next time.
Speaker 6: Thanks for playing man. Come back anytime. We'll be back
Speaker 6: to do Windbrooks Bucks the same time on Monday
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,