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Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to me?
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Speaker 4: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 5: You all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
Speaker 5: one and only Steve Harvey Man, it's got a radio show.
Speaker 4: How good is God? Huh? Think about it?
Speaker 5: Just take a slight inventory of your own life and
Speaker 5: say it to yourself when you get through, how good
Speaker 5: is God? Think of all the small things, because that's him.
Speaker 5: You breathing, that's him. You still here, that's him. You
Speaker 5: got another chance?
Speaker 4: That's him. You ain't out of here. That's him. You
Speaker 4: got any measure of health, that's him. You think it's
Speaker 4: more to it than it really is than it already
Speaker 4: showed up to be. That's him. All of that.
Speaker 5: You got, any dreams or aspirations you dream of other things,
Speaker 5: that's him. All that, that's him, that's him. Him, clothes
Speaker 5: you got, that's him. Every time you eat. That's why
Speaker 5: they had this thing called you say you're grace. That's him.
Speaker 5: That's him, man, that's him. It's amazing. When you take
Speaker 5: a small inventory, you find out how big God really
Speaker 5: is in your life. Now, the more you turn yourself
Speaker 5: over to him, the bigger he can be.
Speaker 7: For you.
Speaker 5: See, he'll only be as big as you let him.
Speaker 5: It's one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He
Speaker 5: can make you do anything.
Speaker 4: You know, you get too big for him, you know
Speaker 4: you you lose your humbleness. He can humble you.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: God created man with the power of choice. We're the
Speaker 5: only creature he created that. He gave us the total
Speaker 5: power of choice when we mate, who we mate with.
Speaker 5: You know everything, all of it. Man, it's a choice
Speaker 5: what we want to be, how much we want to make,
Speaker 5: where we want to live, with climate we want to
Speaker 5: live in. We can live in cold climates, hot climates.
Speaker 5: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn
Speaker 5: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear.
Speaker 5: Is he can't go learn how to be a fox.
Speaker 5: He can't go learn how to be an otter.
Speaker 4: He just can't.
Speaker 5: And Ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't come out
Speaker 5: here and fight like a lion. A lion is a lion.
Speaker 5: A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables. I don't
Speaker 5: care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay down and
Speaker 5: pull up out of here and die because he can't
Speaker 5: eat grass.
Speaker 4: He just a lion. Man. You understand this that.
Speaker 5: God gave us. We are the one creature he created
Speaker 5: that has total power of choice. You can make every
Speaker 5: decision in your life. What kind of watch you like?
Speaker 5: That's the one you can buy. You want to live
Speaker 5: in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't like Switzerland, you can
Speaker 5: move to Miami. You want to live your life.
Speaker 4: For crime, go ahead, that's you. He gave you the
Speaker 4: power choice you want to do?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: Come on, So now look at this thing.
Speaker 3: We are all.
Speaker 4: The results of a series of decisions that we have made.
Speaker 5: If we could just identify that the problem is us,
Speaker 5: we could began the solution.
Speaker 4: See that's the problem, y'all, it's us. It's what we do.
Speaker 4: I threw my life down the hill.
Speaker 5: I can't tell you how many years based on some
Speaker 5: decisions that I was making. Now I can justify my
Speaker 5: decision where I wasn't happy and I was doing this,
Speaker 5: and I was in miserying y'all on that he ain't
Speaker 5: yes to you. When you get through, you made the
Speaker 5: decisions though, and you can look at this anyway you
Speaker 5: want to, y'all. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 5: I'm just talking to people that's really really wanting to
Speaker 5: improve their.
Speaker 4: Position in life. And how do you do that?
Speaker 5: You got to have a solution. How do you come
Speaker 5: up with a solution? You got to identify the problem
Speaker 5: to even began to solve it.
Speaker 4: But if the.
Speaker 1: Problem ain't ever you, how you gonna solve something.
Speaker 4: That ain't you? See?
Speaker 5: Okay, let me look at this one. If somebody say, like,
Speaker 5: I got a child of mine, man, I just do
Speaker 5: right here. Man, I don't even wanna get into it
Speaker 5: this morning, bore. I'm struggling with this this boy. But Man,
Speaker 5: you go to people, you ask them why they do
Speaker 5: so I just did. I just wasn't taking care of business?
Speaker 5: Why I just didn't take care of business? Boy, do
Speaker 5: you understand that your life is gonna be filled with
Speaker 5: you got to take care of business? So when you're
Speaker 5: gonna start you know what, I Man, you can't you can't.
Speaker 5: You can't go through life. Blame it everybody.
Speaker 4: It's got to be you. See, you can fix you.
Speaker 5: You can't fix nobody else if you keep getting married
Speaker 5: and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello, could it
Speaker 5: be you? South Foinally had to sit down and just
Speaker 5: make that decision. Ain' don't need to be coming on
Speaker 5: the radio talking about nobody else and what they did
Speaker 5: to me, and y'all just don't know. No, no, no, man,
Speaker 5: what about the part you played in it? Cause see,
Speaker 5: if you got a good marriage, you got a part
Speaker 5: to play in that. If you got a bad one,
Speaker 5: you got a part to play in that. Even if
Speaker 5: it just get down to you the one picked them,
Speaker 5: how about that, mister, mister, I made a decision. The
Speaker 5: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know that's the
Speaker 5: quickest and easy way to fix your life. That way,
Speaker 5: you ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty
Speaker 5: of going on and admitting that it's you. You don't
Speaker 5: have to check or clear it with nobody to start
Speaker 5: the repair process. You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't
Speaker 5: got to put it before the review board to see
Speaker 5: if it will pass. It ain't got to go through Congress.
Speaker 5: You ain't got to hope that your local politician get
Speaker 5: their hands on it and make a phone call for you.
Speaker 5: You ain't got to ask any counselors to come in
Speaker 5: and sit with you. You don't have to check into rehair.
Speaker 5: All you got to do is decide the problem is me.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna start changing me. Identify the problem, and start
Speaker 5: with the part that you can own up to. Once
Speaker 5: you identify the problem, you can start planning on how
Speaker 5: to fix this or how to get to accomplishing something.
Speaker 5: But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,
Speaker 5: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
Speaker 5: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
Speaker 5: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
Speaker 5: list and then go to God in prayer with an
Speaker 5: open mind and open your mind up to all the
Speaker 5: clean opportunities that are available. Hear why a lot of
Speaker 5: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come.
Speaker 4: Along you don't want to do them. That kills me.
Speaker 5: Man, when I hear here, I ain't doing that. I
Speaker 5: know young comedians that come to me all the time.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about man with you, and I say, man,
Speaker 5: just take every gig you can. No matter what it pays. Well,
Speaker 5: listen to me, son, you can go make that money
Speaker 5: that they pay, or you can make the decision to
Speaker 5: sit at home and make no money. It's a comedy,
Speaker 5: hard business. They ain't paying but one hundred dollars. You
Speaker 5: got to drive fifty miles. But if you drive fifty
Speaker 5: miles and you make the hundred and you stand on
Speaker 5: that stage for thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes
Speaker 5: better than you was the last time you went on stage. Ah, Man,
Speaker 5: ain't man, they don't pay me, I ain't coming you
Speaker 5: ain't finna be a comedian, man, not not not like
Speaker 5: this here. A lot of people just don't want to
Speaker 5: do what's necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents
Speaker 5: itself and you open up your mind to it, man,
Speaker 5: then get ready to go on and do it. Man,
Speaker 5: identify your problem today. Start with the part that'sh you.
Speaker 2: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Well, look, I know
Speaker 5: that I'm starting to sun redundant. I know, Steve, you
Speaker 5: say the same thing every day. I don't know what
Speaker 5: else to tell you. If you are not amazed time
Speaker 5: and time again by what God can do you're not
Speaker 5: paying attention. I said, it's a new day. Now, who
Speaker 5: you know can do that? I'm just asking it ain't you.
Speaker 5: It ain't the weather man, and it ain't Nassaull. It's him,
Speaker 5: and it show up every day when he say it's
Speaker 5: gonna show up.
Speaker 4: That's what's crazy.
Speaker 5: Man. Anyway, Well, anyway, here I go again, being amazed,
Speaker 5: in complete and under alle that's that.
Speaker 4: God boy, I ain't playing around with you.
Speaker 5: This is Steve Hardy Morning Show, Shirley Straw be calling
Speaker 5: for real Mississippi Monica Junior and nephew Thomas, the legend
Speaker 5: that is Junior.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, what's going on today?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 9: Let me tell you what some of mine?
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 10: I appreciate you, man, because you know what you don't.
Speaker 10: You don't never sound old to me. You don't even
Speaker 10: speak old. You don't do nothing old.
Speaker 9: You know, people around your age, like you know, like
Speaker 9: my daddy Potlot.
Speaker 10: You know, they they when they talk, they got all
Speaker 10: these old ass saying I can't follow the conversation.
Speaker 9: Everything you say. We understand pretty much.
Speaker 1: Everything you do. You don't.
Speaker 9: You don't hang out at old places, you don't do
Speaker 9: none of that.
Speaker 1: You just ain't old what old places like tabns, You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't do nothing, you know, they.
Speaker 4: None of that.
Speaker 9: You know, you just do stuff that just makes sense,
Speaker 9: you know, Like I ain't understand what he was talking about.
Speaker 1: They looking at the cab looking at the new gate.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 9: What is a calf doing looking at the new gate?
Speaker 9: And how do you know the calve looking at it?
Speaker 9: What is what does that mean?
Speaker 4: Like what.
Speaker 10: Johnny's on the phone talking him. Yeah, man, we was
Speaker 10: out there, man, it was something we pulled up at
Speaker 10: that spot. Man, we looked like a calf looking at
Speaker 10: a new gate. What the hell do calves looking at
Speaker 10: the new gates got to do it anything? I ain't
Speaker 10: ever heard that before. I ain't never heard none of
Speaker 10: this old talk.
Speaker 4: Now, Junior, I'm gonna tell you now, old people know
Speaker 4: some stuff.
Speaker 1: I have to say that.
Speaker 10: I ain't say that, just saying so I can understand
Speaker 10: it with my young self. That's all I'm trying to
Speaker 10: get to.
Speaker 4: See. They're trying to grow you, Judy, They're trying to
Speaker 4: grow you.
Speaker 9: Okay. One of the hand, two in the bush, who's
Speaker 9: in the bush?
Speaker 5: Bird?
Speaker 4: The bird and a bird in the hand. It's worth
Speaker 4: two in the bush.
Speaker 9: Right there?
Speaker 5: Didn't know what Julian, what that means is what you're holding.
Speaker 5: It might be two birds in that bush. But if
Speaker 5: you let this bird go to reach in there for
Speaker 5: the two in the bush and they fly out the bush,
Speaker 5: you ain't got nothing. A bird in the hand is
Speaker 5: worth two in the bush.
Speaker 10: But if it's two and that I happen to catch both,
Speaker 10: wouldn't that be wouldn't that be better?
Speaker 5: See key word in that was a small word with
Speaker 5: the smaller the smallest words with the biggest consequences. If
Speaker 5: if I robbed this bank and if they don't catch me,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be rich man.
Speaker 4: Okay, a whole lot of ifs sitting in prison today,
Speaker 4: right like if gonna get your ass.
Speaker 11: With coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 11: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
Speaker 11: back right after.
Speaker 2: This you're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: It's time now for the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew,
Speaker 11: who do you have for us today?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: You can't come back to church. You just can't. You
Speaker 4: just you just can't.
Speaker 8: We just don't want here. You can't come back, can
Speaker 8: you do that. We gotta start. We got we gotta
Speaker 8: start doing that. We gotta started. You can't come back.
Speaker 8: Are you to say that you can't come back to it?
Speaker 8: And we're gonna start. We're gonna start weeding people out
Speaker 8: at the church. So we're gonna start. We got this
Speaker 8: eighteen out.
Speaker 4: Of the front.
Speaker 8: We want your times when you walk in, wipe your
Speaker 8: card before you come in. That will determine what kind
Speaker 8: of message you're gonna get for today. We're trying to
Speaker 8: change up on that. You can't come back to church.
Speaker 8: Let's go catch.
Speaker 12: Hell.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to reach Suster, reach Mayfield. Deacon bounds from
Speaker 8: uh from the church who bounds.
Speaker 4: From from our church? Yes, yes, ma'am, okay from from
Speaker 4: from deal. Can you hear me?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 1: The old phone on work?
Speaker 4: We're good?
Speaker 7: Yeah, my phone okay, okay, that I call it.
Speaker 8: The deacon Boar didn't have a meeting as well as
Speaker 8: uh pastors and uh they didn't have a meeting. That
Speaker 8: come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you
Speaker 8: to not come to church right now because about that
Speaker 8: the bars of your hair caned James being in jail
Speaker 8: the way they is and to want you to just up.
Speaker 8: I don't know if they're gonna suspend you from church
Speaker 8: right now, but they they think it put a bad look.
Speaker 4: On the church.
Speaker 12: My kids being in jail put a bad.
Speaker 13: Look on the church.
Speaker 8: Well, that's what that's what's what the that's what they
Speaker 8: come up with. Now, we didn't have a meeting with
Speaker 8: the deacon ball and with Pastor Stoves.
Speaker 12: I don't understand whilst y'all have a meeting about my
Speaker 12: kids in the church, what my kids got to do
Speaker 12: with the church.
Speaker 4: Well, what we're trying to do is show a good
Speaker 4: example to the youth that we got there.
Speaker 12: Okay, you can show a good example bout me being there,
Speaker 12: paying my times and offer.
Speaker 8: Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that
Speaker 8: that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.
Speaker 8: People not paying the tithe and where they fold.
Speaker 12: I pay my task.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I don't know who told you that, Deacon Mars. I
Speaker 12: don't even know, first of all, who you are. And
Speaker 12: I'm not trying to be mean to you, and I
Speaker 12: don't I don't even understand why you how you even
Speaker 12: got my phone number. I pay my task, I pay
Speaker 12: my offering. Go on your computer at the church, call
Speaker 12: your secretary or whoever.
Speaker 4: Let me let me let me ask you this, ss me.
Speaker 4: If you do you pay your tithe according to what
Speaker 4: you make?
Speaker 12: Yes, I do check the books.
Speaker 8: Now what it is that we can't check the books,
Speaker 8: that we don't know exactly what you make is what
Speaker 8: I'm saying.
Speaker 12: What I make is my distance between me and Jesus.
Speaker 12: I give him his ten percent and that's all Mars
Speaker 12: he'll need to know.
Speaker 8: And I understand exactly where you're coming from. But the
Speaker 8: main issue on the table is about these boys and
Speaker 8: and and being you know, disrupted the way to here.
Speaker 4: They don't want that to be to bleed over into
Speaker 4: the youth quality.
Speaker 12: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all, I
Speaker 12: would appreciate if you would have pastor to tell me
Speaker 12: this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody kids
Speaker 12: is having trouble in the world or whatever, y'all supposed
Speaker 12: to pay for them, not put them after church or
Speaker 12: they Mama, Well, I'm I'm.
Speaker 8: What I'm We're gonna we're gonna pray for and we're
Speaker 8: gonna pray for you too, But we don't want to
Speaker 8: shed over to the youth that we got.
Speaker 4: That doing good with it.
Speaker 12: Well, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't stop me from
Speaker 12: coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming. So I
Speaker 12: don't know who you talking to.
Speaker 13: And you tell a.
Speaker 12: Pastor to call me hisself and tell me I can't
Speaker 12: come to Hell, and you have nobody calling me telling
Speaker 12: me that I can't come to Hell.
Speaker 7: That is a free church.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get the pastor call up. Why you get the.
Speaker 12: Pastor to call me? Because you have no business calling
Speaker 12: me telling me that I can't come to God's house.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't want you to get in no up
Speaker 4: roll with me.
Speaker 12: I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody.
Speaker 13: I work.
Speaker 12: I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have
Speaker 12: half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come
Speaker 12: to a church that I pay my cass and offering there,
Speaker 12: not that I own the church. I pay my task
Speaker 12: because that's that's due to God. But y'all really making
Speaker 12: me upset by telling me I can't come there because
Speaker 12: of my kids.
Speaker 13: In their troubles?
Speaker 4: Mayfield, where was you this past sunder? You wasn't that I.
Speaker 12: Wasn't that church because I had over stept And why
Speaker 12: is that any of your business?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 4: There being in uproad with me again, I don't know
Speaker 4: who this is.
Speaker 12: How could you call somebody about church bizes over the phone.
Speaker 12: This don't make sense?
Speaker 4: Mayfield.
Speaker 8: Hello, Yeah, one more thing, just nephew timing from the
Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 12: I got you. I'm like, who is this guy about
Speaker 12: church being?
Speaker 4: You know what I like about you?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 4: Nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's house.
Speaker 3: You're gonna show up and show out every Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 12: I'm coming to church in the name of Jason.
Speaker 1: That's right, baby, Thank.
Speaker 4: You, Hey baby, Let me ask you something. What the
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 12: Do you even have to ask me that? To Steve
Speaker 12: Hobby more than his sof baby?
Speaker 1: And there you have it read, Yeah, what getting what?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: I can't do it? Play too much your task?
Speaker 9: You can't come back if you don't.
Speaker 4: You gotta pay your time, y'all pay you all time takes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know like you ain't a sinner too much,
Speaker 1: you ain't included.
Speaker 4: But I send my times.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, well, well, well, well, well, let me
Speaker 5: ask you. So you take ten percent of your money
Speaker 5: and you send it somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if it's.
Speaker 12: Uh uh h.
Speaker 4: I send mine at home past the key gets mine,
Speaker 4: I sends it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well all right, thank you? Now have you
Speaker 1: got it?
Speaker 2: Came you up that? Ask the CELO or you Harvey
Speaker 2: in the building.
Speaker 11: You're listening Hary Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 11: of the hour and entertainment news. Trump can appeal the
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Speaker 11: corruption case. A seventy year old man was caught in
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Speaker 11: Miami pde has already arrested two hundred and seventy four
Speaker 11: spring breakers. That is all coming up, but right now
Speaker 11: it is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey. This one is from Shondalin in Greensboro.
Speaker 2: Excuse me.
Speaker 11: Shondalin says, I slept over at my boyfriend's house for
Speaker 11: the first time and he had makeup remover wipes and
Speaker 11: lavender lotion. He said he uses both, but it has
Speaker 11: me wondering if he has lots of female company.
Speaker 2: Do men use such things?
Speaker 1: Is he up to?
Speaker 5: Well, he told you the truth. He uses both. True
Speaker 5: make up remover is to remove makeup.
Speaker 1: He told you that.
Speaker 4: Now that leven lotion, he told you he used that too.
Speaker 4: Now listen to me. You use makeup removers to remove makeup?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it's for.
Speaker 5: I use them every day. But every day you're yellow.
Speaker 5: Your man ain't on TV?
Speaker 4: I do too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now wearing makeup on TV?
Speaker 5: Right, But he got to get that makeup off though.
Speaker 5: He just told you he uses both of them. So
Speaker 5: now why you're writing us because he told you he
Speaker 5: used both of the m H and it's on the
Speaker 5: packet make up remover, remove makeup.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Come from the next question, Shelly, what is wrong
Speaker 4: with you? You got allergies? Baby? You need to take
Speaker 4: some allergy medicine because that could be because you do
Speaker 4: this all the time in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, since I've had this cold.
Speaker 4: Surely you do it all the time. That just every day? Okay,
Speaker 4: then you might have allergies. Just take you from Zo
Speaker 4: Texas and Legaldy and some flow maids. Thick that thing
Speaker 4: and you'll know it's worded.
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you, doctor Steven, Doctor Tommy. Yeah, this one's
Speaker 11: from Mike and Tampa. He says, I've been with my
Speaker 11: girlfriend for two years and I love her, but the
Speaker 11: sex is trash. She's eighty percent perfect in other ways.
Speaker 11: So I get sex from someone else that I like
Speaker 11: a lot. I want to get married soon. So do
Speaker 11: I marry for love? Or do I marry the woman
Speaker 11: with the good good?
Speaker 5: Well, see, here's the deal, though that good good, it's
Speaker 5: fleeting moments in the relationship that's not gonna keep it.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: You say you love your girl, but the sex is trash.
Speaker 5: So you have sex with a girl that you like
Speaker 5: a lot. Brother, you're a You're in a it's called
Speaker 5: a quandary. You're a quandary. And I really can't help
Speaker 5: you with this.
Speaker 4: Right here.
Speaker 2: Questions does he married for love or does he marry
Speaker 2: the woman with the good good?
Speaker 3: With that good you have to marry for love? But no, no,
Speaker 3: got to do with it goodness with marriage because.
Speaker 5: If he's already tipping on the girl and they ain't married,
Speaker 5: so when they get married, what you think gonna happen?
Speaker 4: You don't.
Speaker 5: You don't get married and and stop tipping the only
Speaker 5: thing that changes the day after you get married. I've
Speaker 5: said a thousand times it appears of your left hand,
Speaker 5: third finger.
Speaker 4: It's still gonna be good to you today.
Speaker 5: You getting married, your memory you don't get your men,
Speaker 5: don't get your memory raised at the wedding.
Speaker 4: It ain't no clear out. This ain't no dish drive.
Speaker 1: But can't bad sex get better? Can he work? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the moment that he loved.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of.
Speaker 2: Messages it can.
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 4: Anna? Some people just ain't gifted at it.
Speaker 5: I it's just some people just ain't what they They
Speaker 5: just ain't what they do. They ain't committed to it.
Speaker 5: They ain't got no, they ain't got no enjoyment attached
Speaker 5: to it. You know you it's a give and take.
Speaker 4: You know you ain't.
Speaker 1: So you don't feel like.
Speaker 4: Do something? Damn?
Speaker 2: So does he marry her or not? Or does he
Speaker 2: he wants to get married though?
Speaker 4: What she well, bruh, you need to read.
Speaker 5: You need to rethink this because you are you haven't
Speaker 5: said thoughts about it, and you ain't even married, So bro,
Speaker 5: you gotta rethink.
Speaker 9: Just slow down.
Speaker 4: She may not be the one for you because sex
Speaker 4: is important.
Speaker 2: For two years, ohn't care she's eighty percent perfect.
Speaker 5: You said eighty percent perfect, and you are too, though
Speaker 5: you might not even be eighty percent perfect. But y'all
Speaker 5: can work on this sex thing, you know, That's what
Speaker 5: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to do it. I don't know
Speaker 4: how you bring it up, though, Baby, you ain't up.
Speaker 2: Trash. You can't say that.
Speaker 4: Ready, when you do that, you know.
Speaker 9: Me, all right?
Speaker 11: Moving on to Asia and Chattanooga. Asia says I had
Speaker 11: sex in my car after work. When I got home,
Speaker 11: I took a shower and my husband got in with me.
Speaker 11: I turned away from him because I didn't want him
Speaker 11: in the shower with me.
Speaker 1: Why do men?
Speaker 2: And it's sexy to have sex in the shower?
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 5: The car cool though, lady, we can't help you with this.
Speaker 5: He got in the shower with you because you and
Speaker 5: his wife. He want you, but you don't want him
Speaker 5: because you have sex outside in the.
Speaker 4: Car with somebody.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and she doesn't like to have sex in the shower, period.
Speaker 4: But then she has sex with somebody else in the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with somebody else, yes, yes, okay, after work?
Speaker 4: What you want to colo to do?
Speaker 1: Location is key to her.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, ain't got nothing to do with who it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants to know. Why do you men like
Speaker 2: to have sex in the shower? That is all because
Speaker 2: she doesn't like it?
Speaker 5: So why don't you just say, hey, hold up, hold on,
Speaker 5: let me drive. Let's go outside and get in a car.
Speaker 5: I like this car, and we need to put a
Speaker 5: broom closet, a janitor closet in here, because I like
Speaker 5: I like mine in the car, and then the broom clauset.
Speaker 5: Or let's put a copier in the baby room so
Speaker 5: when the baby at school, I can climb up in
Speaker 5: here on this copyer because that's where I like it at. Wow,
Speaker 5: all right, man, if you listen to these questions, Man,
Speaker 5: we live in a different world y'all because it's people
Speaker 5: who write in letters and have really really abnormal stuff
Speaker 5: that they just write in like is normal. I just
Speaker 5: had sex with this other man in the car, and
Speaker 5: then I'm in the shower before and then my husband
Speaker 5: gonna get in there with me. I just turned away
Speaker 5: from him because I don't want that. Why me and
Speaker 5: I want to have sex in the car? Did you
Speaker 5: miss what you just said?
Speaker 11: Why do men think it's sexy to have sex in
Speaker 11: the shower.
Speaker 4: Why do you think it second to have it in
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 8: Than me.
Speaker 1: She don't have to mess up a hand course.
Speaker 11: Yeah, wow, showers for washing, showers for showering.
Speaker 2: That's what she's saying.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, thank you guys. Coming up next, it
Speaker 11: is some entertainment news.
Speaker 2: Right after this. You're listening hard morning show, we could go.
Speaker 11: In Fulton County, Georgia, Judge Scott McAfee ruled that Fulton
Speaker 11: County DA Fannie Willis could continue as a lead prosecutor
Speaker 11: in the case against Donald Trump trying to undermine the
Speaker 11: presidential election in twenty twenty. Well, on Wednesday, the same
Speaker 11: judge granted Trump and seven other co defendants the right
Speaker 11: to an appeal of his ruling. The appeal would delay
Speaker 11: the scheduling of a trial date. So now it's highly
Speaker 11: unlikely that Trump will stand trialed before the November presidential election.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing that on purpose. Uh huh.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 11: In Lighter News, this is Jess'll talk about it today.
Speaker 4: It really is.
Speaker 11: In Lighter News, a seventy year old man and a
Speaker 11: forty four year old woman were caught having sex in
Speaker 11: front of a Popeye's Restaurant in Vero Beach, Florida.
Speaker 2: Marinated just for a minute. How was he was seventy
Speaker 2: she was forty four?
Speaker 4: Got you doing it like that in front of it?
Speaker 1: Red beans and rice?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Shocked onlookers called nine one one, and police arrived to
Speaker 11: find a couple actively engaged in a sex act. Police
Speaker 11: reported that the female wreeked of alcohol and had to
Speaker 11: be restrained. Her seventy year old accomplice said he tried
Speaker 11: to have sex with her to the side, but she
Speaker 11: wanted to do it right in front of Popeye.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I tried to get a come around on the side
Speaker 5: of the building over there by that dultter and I
Speaker 5: told her, I said we could drive over that.
Speaker 4: That a limited exposure. She's right here. What I supposed
Speaker 4: to do?
Speaker 11: Yep, that's where it went down, right in front of
Speaker 11: Popeye is. They were both arrested for indecent exposure.
Speaker 1: What you're in for, pops getting it in?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 4: Biscuits hungry?
Speaker 3: You be hungry when you finish, right, So it's convenience.
Speaker 3: It's convenience right there.
Speaker 8: You got a real two piece. That's a real two
Speaker 8: piece right there. Yeah, But when you get through though.
Speaker 5: You just need to go in there and get something drink,
Speaker 5: don't eat, don't go, don't lighting that big dry ass biscuit.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to it's got that little powder dust on
Speaker 4: top of it.
Speaker 11: In other news, you would think that athletes participating in
Speaker 11: this year's Summer Olympics in Paris would be tired from competing,
Speaker 11: but organizers expect there will be a lot of intimacy
Speaker 11: going on, maybe since Paris is called the city of Love.
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 11: But to make sure everyone will be playing it's safe.
Speaker 11: Olympics organizers will have three hundred thousand condoms on hand
Speaker 11: for the Olympians. That's approximately two condoms per athlete per day,
Speaker 11: per day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, per athlete per day.
Speaker 4: Hey, we need to go Olympics than.
Speaker 2: Three hundred thousand condoms.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 4: Who you know, you know they're meeting people for so
Speaker 4: you the pole vault?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: What cuts you you bro?
Speaker 4: All right? Man?
Speaker 1: Wow, they're getting busy.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I ain't here for no gold medal.
Speaker 4: I know that that's what most of them they ain't
Speaker 4: gonna place.
Speaker 5: Nohow yeah, yeah, there's three hundred thousands they but three medals.
Speaker 13: What you want.
Speaker 1: The odds?
Speaker 5: See, yeah, because once you competing, you don't make the cut. Well,
Speaker 5: you'd have for two more weeks.
Speaker 4: For eight.
Speaker 11: Its two condoms per athletes per day.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Your two dogs, let me have your two dog.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: But do they have a stamini?
Speaker 11: I know their world class athletes, but do they have
Speaker 11: a stamina to do all that's required athletically?
Speaker 4: This is the summer athlete some Olympics.
Speaker 11: Baby, uh huh. Everybody out there running okay, so they
Speaker 11: do have the stamina you're saying, so they run it.
Speaker 1: And the Swimmish swimmen jumping, yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, hurdles.
Speaker 1: Underwater right there, hold their BREATHPA.
Speaker 2: Three hundred thousand, okay.
Speaker 11: And finally, Miami authorities had the whole TV campaign to
Speaker 11: keep spring Breakers away from Miami. It was called the
Speaker 11: Spring Break Breakup. But some spring Breakers decided to spend
Speaker 11: their week in Miami anyway, and two hundred and seventy
Speaker 11: four of them have been arrested so far for curfew violations,
Speaker 11: bag checks, d W d u I s, and traffic violations.
Speaker 11: Miami PD's public information officer emphasized that ensuring public safety
Speaker 11: is the primary concern for both guests and residents during
Speaker 11: spring break, so they're enforcing.
Speaker 3: It breaks down, that's what they Yeah, they're out there
Speaker 3: fighting on the beach and all that.
Speaker 4: They're not having him.
Speaker 5: It's too crazy, man. And I'm gonna tell you something, man,
Speaker 5: other than spring break. People don't go to the beach
Speaker 5: to fight. It's too much god out there. You got
Speaker 5: the ocean, you got the horizon, and you got that beach.
Speaker 5: It's all nature out there. If you walk and get
Speaker 5: grounded and and and hear that water, it's peaceful. Yes,
Speaker 5: you out there high and all you looking at is
Speaker 5: the people. See, that's the thing about nature. There is
Speaker 5: no devil in nature until you introduce people.
Speaker 13: Lying.
Speaker 2: I said, they're not having the devil this year. They're
Speaker 2: keep the devil over there.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to selling tickets in Miami because.
Speaker 1: You want to.
Speaker 4: Man, I got news for you. They already stay there
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 11: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, Junior has
Speaker 11: a spring break poem for us.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, right after this, you're listening morning show, all right,
Speaker 2: come on. Steve introduced Junior with his spring poem.
Speaker 5: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I thought, we just do this,
Speaker 5: but I see we not so here. It is what
Speaker 5: I affectionately call it jay rap. You will soon find
Speaker 5: out why I call it jay rap. Jay rap is
Speaker 5: an acronyil for Junior's Raggedy As.
Speaker 9: Poem Come On, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10: You know, but all this stuff around spring break, you
Speaker 10: know where we're gonna go and all this don't nobody
Speaker 10: know where we're going. So I just thought we just
Speaker 10: talked about it in poetic form, That's all I did.
Speaker 10: And his this name of this poem, and I really
Speaker 10: thought this th is called where can Black People Go?
Speaker 9: That's that's pretty much the name of the poem. Where
Speaker 9: can Black People Go?
Speaker 13: In?
Speaker 10: Spring Break is ruined for us this year. They said
Speaker 10: we can't go there, We can't go here. They don't
Speaker 10: want to sit in Miami no more. And it ain't
Speaker 10: safe for nobody to go to Mexico. We need the
Speaker 10: beach and a nice place to stay. Only place left
Speaker 10: for us are destined Galveston in LA. They saying the
Speaker 10: spring Breakers are bad for business. So I guess my
Speaker 10: black ass will be home watching March Madness. The weather's warmer,
Speaker 10: that's for show. So Where the hell can black people go?
Speaker 10: I really don't care. I just want to go to
Speaker 10: to hit this poem today the end, I really don't
Speaker 10: know where black people can go.
Speaker 9: I'm not really even considered. She's gonna watch some basketball,
Speaker 9: that's all. I'll tell you. You can't go to Miami.
Speaker 9: There ain't. You can't go to Mexico.
Speaker 4: We say, Tom, how long it took you to put
Speaker 4: that one together?
Speaker 9: About three days?
Speaker 4: Three days?
Speaker 2: You weren't tired of that one junior high.
Speaker 9: I don't know what you.
Speaker 10: Can't y'all go to Miami though? No, okay, is it
Speaker 10: safe to go to Mexico? Okay, well I had to
Speaker 10: put all that together.
Speaker 9: Let's take a lot of time, and you.
Speaker 4: Know happen to me like all you did was report
Speaker 4: the news? What was though?
Speaker 10: I'm part of but you know the other thing about
Speaker 10: it too. I don't know if y'all want to go
Speaker 10: to Gallet and I don't know if you want to
Speaker 10: go down.
Speaker 5: There because you know, you know, yeah, we don't go
Speaker 5: to spring break. Huh you said, what we don't go
Speaker 5: to spring but when last time y'all be in springs?
Speaker 1: Yeah we take our kids kids. Yeah, we did stay
Speaker 1: cationed this year. We ain't have no money talking. Where
Speaker 1: can black people go?
Speaker 4: At home?
Speaker 13: Back?
Speaker 2: Three days three days TV?
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 1: I can't go no where.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I'm just do you have a suggestion
Speaker 4: as to where people can go?
Speaker 9: Yeah? They back porch? Huh stay caseou just grill Barbie,
Speaker 9: how you gonna be black? He never had a back porch?
Speaker 4: Oh he had one?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, man, coming up next, Roscoe. You're listening morning show?
Speaker 2: All right, Carlo, here we go. Your buddy Roscoe is
Speaker 2: in the building.
Speaker 1: Girl, Yes, he is here.
Speaker 4: We're going on everybody. Hey Roscoe, Hey, Julia, he ad,
Speaker 4: I heard poet?
Speaker 9: Where can black people go?
Speaker 4: You can't write a port You sure gave me no song? Right?
Speaker 4: You got what you got for me today?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not gonna believe this, Roscoe, So check.
Speaker 4: Out believe now, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard about this.
Speaker 3: So Erica bad posted a picture of Beyonce and the
Speaker 3: message was to jay Z, saying, so you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna let her copy my style?
Speaker 3: So then Beyonce's publicist posted pictures of Beyonce rocking braids.
Speaker 3: So Erica ba do is saying that Beyonce is kind
Speaker 3: of taking her style.
Speaker 1: I think Erica bad was playing. It's good.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, yeah, I think she was playing. But I
Speaker 3: think people are taking it too seriously. So my question
Speaker 3: to you, have you ever been accused of stealing another
Speaker 3: singer style?
Speaker 1: So and did you act?
Speaker 5: I don't know how they could be What do you mean?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a cube, But I'm the creator. Now,
Speaker 5: I done had the Q seven people. But you can't
Speaker 5: a cue me cause I'm the creator.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm gonna throw out an artist, and you
Speaker 3: tell me if there was some beef, the beef or
Speaker 3: anything Sugarfoot the higher players.
Speaker 5: Oh hell no, hell, I ain't never had no, I
Speaker 5: ain't never had no beef with Sugarfoot. Being Sugarfoot was good, okay.
Speaker 5: You know because I knew his granddaddy, sugar Daddy. Of
Speaker 5: course I knew sugar Daddy. Then it was sugar Baby.
Speaker 5: It was sugar Daddy. Didn't the white name was sugar Baby.
Speaker 5: And then they had Sugarfoot, so you cool with that family? Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then sugarfoots baby. I know Sugarfoot's baby because it
Speaker 5: was sugar Daddy, sugar Baby, Sugarfoot and I know sugarfoot baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So then what about Eddie Labert.
Speaker 5: Sugarfoot baby named diabetes? Go ahead, I don't want you
Speaker 5: to miss that.
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. So what about Eddie Lavert?
Speaker 4: Edielvert?
Speaker 5: Hell? No trouble with Eddie? Okay, Edie my main that
Speaker 5: cleve connection, all that right there? No, No, I ain't
Speaker 5: got no problem with them. See your name and people.
Speaker 5: I'm cool with all them seventies players. I'm good with
Speaker 5: all of them because.
Speaker 3: They give me credit. Okay, So what about I wrote Brandy?
Speaker 3: You wrote Brandy by the o Jays.
Speaker 5: Sitting by the open five in my favorite Dogle region.
Speaker 5: On the few valls of a melody. It sounded sweep.
Speaker 7: Me.
Speaker 5: Thought I'd get up take a look around, but my
Speaker 5: feet got in the way. She was right in the door.
Speaker 5: I could see her faith.
Speaker 1: Just because you know the lyrics don't mean you wrote it.
Speaker 4: Did you write it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't write it. I just say I did you
Speaker 1: see that difference between me and you?
Speaker 4: You ain't say you did. I say I did see.
Speaker 4: I know what I did.
Speaker 5: You know what you didn't do? Now, Junior, that's poorm
Speaker 5: right there. You should you should have wrote that down
Speaker 5: because that's prophetic right there?
Speaker 2: What I prophet one more time? Roscoe?
Speaker 4: No, sure, I don't repeat Genie.
Speaker 7: What you know?
Speaker 1: But you're talking to junior.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: Poetry is kind of like songwritering.
Speaker 4: You heard that poor right now? No was obvious. I
Speaker 4: write the song about that. You don't know nothing about what?
Speaker 3: There was a song about spring break? Then give us
Speaker 3: one right off the top. Since you a songwriter, come.
Speaker 5: On hitting down South by myself, but I'm going lined
Speaker 5: up with somebody else. Hey, going down just to get
Speaker 5: it on, but I might come back with something on
Speaker 5: my old Oh. Just spreading it all around, you're gonna
Speaker 5: have a disease in this hit time.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 11: it's my Strawberry letter and the subject is he's late
Speaker 11: on his payments. We'll get into that find out what
Speaker 11: that's all about in just a few but first the
Speaker 11: nephew is here with today's prank phone call, which you
Speaker 11: got for his nest.
Speaker 4: So we're allowed to tell people their kids are too fat?
Speaker 4: Or we're allowed?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 4: Can you say that? Okay?
Speaker 1: Come sir, I mean you can say things just gonna
Speaker 1: be consequences.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because you can say it.
Speaker 4: Well, go and get it on there. Your son is
Speaker 4: too fat, your son.
Speaker 1: Is too fad.
Speaker 2: What I told you about that you play more?
Speaker 4: Too fat, Shirley. That's all it is to it. Let's
Speaker 4: go catch your son.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please.
Speaker 13: This is her.
Speaker 7: Hi, Kathy, this is Kirby. I'm actually the owner at
Speaker 7: the daycare for mine's daycare where your son comes. Okay,
Speaker 7: all right, I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
Speaker 7: all right, how you doing today?
Speaker 13: I'm good?
Speaker 7: Oh how's our little little divan? How's he doing?
Speaker 13: He's good. He's laying down taking the nap.
Speaker 7: Okay, you guys been coming here? I guess about a
Speaker 7: year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
Speaker 7: I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
Speaker 7: some some information I was I was devon doing at home?
Speaker 7: Is he is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 13: When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 7: I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
Speaker 7: to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 7: Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
Speaker 7: may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Speaker 7: Are you uh.
Speaker 13: Short as the food? No, sir, my husband works real good.
Speaker 13: We don't have a problem with as short as the food.
Speaker 13: Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 7: Well, you know we're looking at the records and little
Speaker 7: div Honus too, Yes, sir, have you looked at the
Speaker 7: comparison of two year olds the majority of two year
Speaker 7: olds in comparison to I guess I should say size
Speaker 7: in comparison to the bond side.
Speaker 13: You mean like in body way body size. I mean
Speaker 13: he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small
Speaker 13: chap when he's born. He was ten pounds. But no,
Speaker 13: he's on the scale of right where he should be.
Speaker 13: He's just a little you know, taller because his daddy
Speaker 13: is tall.
Speaker 7: But he's doing okay, So you you don't think he's
Speaker 7: anywhere in the in the ballpark of of of of
Speaker 7: obesity at two?
Speaker 13: You mean facts?
Speaker 7: I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, but but
Speaker 7: but miss Kathy, you're I mean, I mean your son's
Speaker 7: Let me.
Speaker 13: Just say on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we're talking
Speaker 13: about you think my son is a little overweight or
Speaker 13: what he's what's the problem.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean I think it's fat, you know. And
Speaker 7: and the problem I'm happening here is that I'm noticing
Speaker 7: the records of everything as well.
Speaker 13: Wait, we need to back up to you think he's fat.
Speaker 13: I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
Speaker 13: she said?
Speaker 7: My name is Kirby.
Speaker 13: Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
Speaker 13: a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita
Speaker 13: has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
Speaker 13: telling me that you think my son is fat. With him,
Speaker 13: you deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 7: I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
Speaker 7: I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
Speaker 7: he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
Speaker 7: the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
Speaker 7: gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 13: A gallon of milk. Y'all only get snacks two times
Speaker 13: a day and he's only for breakfast and lunch. And
Speaker 13: how in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?
Speaker 13: And if he is away, ma'am, But all I know
Speaker 13: is this, No, No, I'm blown away by this because
Speaker 13: you calling me on a Sunday, color my damned child fat.
Speaker 13: That's the problem. And your wife has never said a
Speaker 13: damn thing. Never has she said one thing to me
Speaker 13: in a year when she collected my damn daycare money.
Speaker 13: She ain't said my son is eating y'all at a
Speaker 13: house at home.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,
Speaker 7: and she tries to be cordial with everyone.
Speaker 13: He's the one who deals with me. Mister Kirby. I've
Speaker 13: never met you, never met you, especially of a Sunday.
Speaker 7: The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
Speaker 7: is that I know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying
Speaker 7: to drop your.
Speaker 13: Son off, I am gonna drop him off. I am
Speaker 13: gonna no.
Speaker 7: No, that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now,
Speaker 7: what do you want to Furniture is here? Either you
Speaker 7: can keep him at home.
Speaker 13: No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
Speaker 13: and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at
Speaker 13: six study like I do every morning.
Speaker 7: Okay, ma'am, ma'am, listen, if we can't get him, you
Speaker 7: really want.
Speaker 13: To get this banita on your side, because obviously you
Speaker 13: ain't the one that need to be talking to me,
Speaker 13: because if you're not there every day and I deal
Speaker 13: with your.
Speaker 7: Wife, I'm telling you that your son is too big.
Speaker 13: To be kiss that is coming every morning. If that's
Speaker 13: the case, and if he's eating at a house and home,
Speaker 13: I send him some extra. But what I paid my
Speaker 13: money for is what you're gonna feed him for two
Speaker 13: full meals and two snacks, and if he need extra,
Speaker 13: I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 7: But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 3: Are you you care?
Speaker 13: I don't care. There's no way possible that he can
Speaker 13: drink a gallon of the milk a day.
Speaker 7: Yes, ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to
Speaker 7: have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not.
Speaker 7: Here's my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
Speaker 7: I'll give him an apple in the day.
Speaker 12: You ain't no damn you?
Speaker 13: Are you from the house, ma'am?
Speaker 7: I will. I will give him an apple and a
Speaker 7: glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him
Speaker 7: an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
Speaker 7: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.
Speaker 13: You must be certified in the food program, especially if
Speaker 13: you sitting up here telling me my damn son is
Speaker 13: going on the diet and he's not drinking no water
Speaker 13: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the
Speaker 13: other kid is having an apple and water, the enough
Speaker 13: that you better be serving him. But if that ain't
Speaker 13: the case, and hell, I know, he better get the
Speaker 13: full snack. So if that's graham crackers and apple juice,
Speaker 13: will damn it, that's what my son better be getting.
Speaker 13: And if he won't ask her, he better get it.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to tear you in. Your son drink too
Speaker 7: muchy whoa, whoa woe.
Speaker 13: You need to back the stop. I know you did
Speaker 13: not cussing me. I know I did. Ready to cut
Speaker 13: to me. Let me tell you what say. You ain't
Speaker 13: got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else
Speaker 13: to talk about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody
Speaker 13: that works at damn daycare better be there in the morning,
Speaker 13: because that's six thirty. We gonna be there. And my
Speaker 13: son he's coming a week and he gonna eat a week.
Speaker 13: If he want two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
Speaker 13: If he want two plates of food, he gonna get
Speaker 13: it because I tell you what we say. Damn good
Speaker 13: money to come to that daycare.
Speaker 7: So you're gonna bring your child up there that I'm
Speaker 7: gonna have to put him on some slim fast. Now,
Speaker 7: I will put your child on slim fast. I was
Speaker 7: trying not to get him suspective, but I will.
Speaker 13: Give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
Speaker 13: slim fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yo. And whoever gave
Speaker 13: it to him, whoever gave it to him, they gonna
Speaker 13: get a slim fast whooping. All the little kids that
Speaker 13: have some slim fast. If he getting some, he better
Speaker 13: eat whatever they eating. If they eating steak, will damn it,
Speaker 13: he better have some too.
Speaker 7: If we had steak, he probably eat the whole damn cow.
Speaker 13: He etn't care I pay for it, but he better
Speaker 13: not getting a slim fast. I will shut it down
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Speaker 11: Nephew's subject he's late on his payments. Dear Stephen Shirley,
Speaker 11: I think my husband is cheating on me. I found
Speaker 11: out after a woman called me and said my husband
Speaker 11: was late on her car payments. She said they've been
Speaker 11: having sex for almost a year and bought her a car.
Speaker 11: He bought her a car for her birthday last August.
Speaker 11: She said that she started dating another man in October
Speaker 11: and my husband got mad and said he would take
Speaker 11: the car away from her. She said she kept dating
Speaker 11: her boyfriend, but she was still sleeping with my husband.
Speaker 11: She said my husband harassed her and he put a
Speaker 11: boot on her car. After that, he stopped paying her
Speaker 11: car note. I did a lot of snooping and found
Speaker 11: out that my husband did electronic transfers for three months
Speaker 11: to a bank in South Carolina. The woman sent me
Speaker 11: a picture of the car with the South Carolina tag.
Speaker 11: I told my husband that a side hit called me
Speaker 11: and told me everything. He said she's one of his
Speaker 11: older college students that he advised years ago. He said
Speaker 11: he did help her get a car because she's a
Speaker 11: single mom and she needed to get to and from work.
Speaker 11: He said he got the car from an old friend
Speaker 11: in South Carolina that owed him a favor. He told
Speaker 11: the woman he would pay the first three payments and
Speaker 11: then she was on her own. I went to bed
Speaker 11: that night with a pounding headache. Because there's too many
Speaker 11: lies to get through. This woman was definitely one of
Speaker 11: my one of his former students, So my husband told
Speaker 11: the truth about that. The rest is crazy, confusing. I
Speaker 11: called the woman back to see if my husband had
Speaker 11: reached back out to her. She said he came and
Speaker 11: took the car. He told me that the bank took it.
Speaker 11: Would he buy her a car without sex being involved?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 11: I really don't, because if sex wasn't involved, what was
Speaker 11: all the secrecy about Why didn't you just tell you?
Speaker 11: I mean, he obviously didn't want you to know he
Speaker 11: was sleeping with her or that he bought her a car.
Speaker 11: And I do agree with you there are a lot
Speaker 11: of lies in this letter, but you definitely need to
Speaker 11: focus on what the woman told you. She said she'd
Speaker 11: been sleeping with your husband for almost a year. Your
Speaker 11: husband admitted to buying her a car, didn't he? Well,
Speaker 11: is he such just a nice person that he just
Speaker 11: goes out and just buys single women cars out of
Speaker 11: the goodness of his heart, with no strings attached, and
Speaker 11: not tell you his wife.
Speaker 2: The math is in math in right here. I don't
Speaker 2: think so. I think he was sleeping with her.
Speaker 11: I think he bought it a car just like she
Speaker 11: said for her birthday, and agreed to pay the notes.
Speaker 11: But when he found out that she had another man,
Speaker 11: he got mad and stopped paying the note, and the
Speaker 11: car guy repossessed.
Speaker 2: I mean, married man can be very.
Speaker 11: Possessive and territorial. They can have a wife, but they
Speaker 11: don't want you to have anyone in your life. He
Speaker 11: never thought she would call you. He never thought she
Speaker 11: would tell you anything. She has no car now, so
Speaker 11: she's mad and she called you to get back at
Speaker 11: your husband.
Speaker 2: So what do you do with this in for you?
Speaker 11: First of all, you need to stop calling her. You
Speaker 11: need to deal with your husband who you think is cheating.
Speaker 11: And please don't expect him to admit that he was
Speaker 11: sleeping with her. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 4: Steve, this boy and this letter is outstanding. Yeah, hat's
Speaker 4: all you know.
Speaker 5: If you want to do a lesson on how to
Speaker 5: do it, if you need a lesson and how it's done.
Speaker 5: This dude in this letter right here, I can't tell you, mad.
Speaker 9: Boy?
Speaker 1: You know, boy?
Speaker 9: Are you tearing up here?
Speaker 1: I'm irmal.
Speaker 4: That has everything in it.
Speaker 9: I need.
Speaker 4: To side with this man because of his effort.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna just show you how I go. Now, I
Speaker 5: ain't picking a side. You pick what you want to do,
Speaker 5: but I'm gonna show you the expertise in which this
Speaker 5: man has this letter. This lady says, did Steven Shirley,
Speaker 5: I think my husband is cheating on me. You know what,
Speaker 5: After all that's happened, and she started writing this letter,
Speaker 5: she still don't know, which means this man has done
Speaker 5: an outstanding job of covering all the bases. She opened
Speaker 5: the letter with, I think my husband is cheating on me.
Speaker 5: That means that is doubt and that's all we need.
Speaker 5: I found out after woman called me and said my
Speaker 5: husband was late on her car payments. She said they've
Speaker 5: been having sex for almost a uni, bought a car
Speaker 5: for birthday last office. She said she started dating another
Speaker 5: man in October. My husband got mad and said he'd
Speaker 5: take the car away from her. She kept dating the boyfriend,
Speaker 5: but she was still sleeping with my husband. She said,
Speaker 5: my husband harassed her and he put a boot on
Speaker 5: her car. Let's stop right there where he get the
Speaker 5: boot from. Boots is city property where he get a
Speaker 5: boot from. So therefore we have our first crack in
Speaker 5: the concrete where would I get a boot from how
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put a boot on your car?
Speaker 4: See this man right here, Oh this is outstanding.
Speaker 5: And so anyway, I found out that my husband did
Speaker 5: electronic transfers for three months to a bank in South Carolina.
Speaker 5: The woman sent me a picture of the car with
Speaker 5: a South Carolina tag. I told my husband his side
Speaker 5: chick called me and told me everything.
Speaker 4: He said.
Speaker 5: She is one of his older college students that he
Speaker 5: advised years ago. And he said he did help her
Speaker 5: get a car because she's a single mom and she
Speaker 5: needed to get to it from work. He said he
Speaker 5: got the car from an old friend in South Carolina
Speaker 5: owed him a favor. He told the woman he paid
Speaker 5: the first three months, so she was on home.
Speaker 4: This is outstunt.
Speaker 13: Girl.
Speaker 4: That's excellent.
Speaker 5: When we come back right here, squeare this letter just
Speaker 5: right here, it's square. This boy right here just made
Speaker 5: me just stand up and go, my god.
Speaker 11: All right, hang on Steve coming up in twenty three
Speaker 11: minutes after the hour, we'll have part two of Steve's
Speaker 11: response coming up, and today's Strawberry letter subject.
Speaker 2: Is he's late on his payments. We'll get back into
Speaker 2: it right after this you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: The subject he's late on his payments.
Speaker 5: I came went the woman and wrote in and said
Speaker 5: that a call that she got a call from. First
Speaker 5: of all, she said, I think my husband is cheating,
Speaker 5: which lets us know that there is some doubt in
Speaker 5: this letter. And I'm gonna tell you why the doubt is.
Speaker 5: Because the man has set the hook in this thing
Speaker 5: right here so good. I'm so proud of him. He
Speaker 5: just outstanding in every moment. He couldn't have made no
Speaker 5: better moves right here. I couldn't done it better myself.
Speaker 5: I'm just it's amazing how he don't know the way
Speaker 5: he was thinking on his feet. She said she got
Speaker 5: a call from a lady said her husband was laid
Speaker 5: on her car payments. Said they been having sex almost
Speaker 5: a year, and he bought a car for birthday last August,
Speaker 5: and he started dating another man in October. My husband
Speaker 5: got mad, said to take the car away from him.
Speaker 5: She kept dating the boyfriend, was still sleeping with the husband, said,
Speaker 5: your husband, harrelser, and he put a boot on his car.
Speaker 5: Now this is the first crack in the concrete because
Speaker 5: where he get a boot from boots his city property.
Speaker 5: I don't even know where. You can't go to buy
Speaker 5: no damn boot and get no boot On Amazon you
Speaker 5: get everything. But how did he get to South Carolina
Speaker 5: put a boot on the car? And why would he
Speaker 5: put a boot.
Speaker 4: On the car for what? Though? What do that do?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 5: I did a lot of snooping and found out my
Speaker 5: husband did electronic transfers for three months to a bank
Speaker 5: in South Carolina. The woman sent me a picture the
Speaker 5: car with South Carolina tag. I told my husband that
Speaker 5: his side chick called me in this way to let
Speaker 5: her get good. His side chick called me and told
Speaker 5: me everything.
Speaker 4: He said.
Speaker 5: She one of his older college students that advised years ago.
Speaker 5: He said he did help her get a car because
Speaker 5: she a single mom and she needs to get to
Speaker 5: it from work. He said he got the car from
Speaker 5: old friend in South Carolina owed him a favor. He
Speaker 5: told the woman he would pay the first three months
Speaker 5: and then she.
Speaker 1: Was on her own.
Speaker 4: Boy, boy.
Speaker 5: Come through, Boy, this boy come through you talking about
Speaker 5: thinking on his feet?
Speaker 4: Now Amazon, you can get a boot on Amazon.
Speaker 1: Call It just showed me something like it.
Speaker 5: But see, all he got to do is put this
Speaker 5: doubt in here where I'm gonna get a book from
Speaker 5: how I'm gonna put a boot on the car? He
Speaker 5: said he helped her get a car. So see this
Speaker 5: with the the brilliance of this, Yes, did help her
Speaker 5: get a car. So just in case you're snooping and
Speaker 5: you found these three transfers, I'm telling you I helped
Speaker 5: her get a car because she is a single mom
Speaker 5: and she needs to get back and forth. I was
Speaker 5: her college advisor. I have cared for this young person
Speaker 5: for all this time, and I could not stop carrying.
Speaker 5: And I told her I'd pay for the first three
Speaker 5: months and then she was on her own.
Speaker 4: Well guess what she said that he stopped paying. Well
Speaker 4: guess what.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you told him that information or
Speaker 5: you just said she told him everything. He said I
Speaker 5: stopped paying that the three months says she was on
Speaker 5: her own. I went to bed that night with a
Speaker 5: pound and hellache. Caused too many lives to get through all.
Speaker 5: You went to bed with the pound and headache cause
Speaker 5: of the confusion that was created. Confusion creates doubt. Doubt
Speaker 5: is the opening line in this letter. I think my
Speaker 5: husband's cheating. This woman was definitely one of his former students. Oh,
Speaker 5: another crack in the sidewalk. So you mean to tell
Speaker 5: me he done told you that. He told her three months.
Speaker 5: So now you got three bank transfers. He got three
Speaker 5: months story behind it, three payments. Then you find out
Speaker 5: that it was one of his former students. This man
Speaker 5: is telling enough truth. He got enough truths going in
Speaker 5: here to make the lies believable. The expertise of this
Speaker 5: is just amazing to me.
Speaker 2: You're so proud of him.
Speaker 5: The rest is crazy confusing. I called the woman back
Speaker 5: to see if my husband had reached back out to her.
Speaker 5: She said, he came and took the car.
Speaker 4: H he told me the bank took it.
Speaker 5: Come on, come on, boy, why would he buy a
Speaker 5: car without sex being involved? Because why would you be
Speaker 5: a college advisor. Ain't no sex involved in being a
Speaker 5: college adviser. I'm here to help the youth of our tomorrow.
Speaker 5: She ain't got no daddy, she ain't got no man.
Speaker 5: She a single mother. I was just helping her get
Speaker 5: through a difficult time. Now it has backfired on me.
Speaker 5: Out of the goodness of my heart.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's such a caring.
Speaker 5: Yes he is, and therefore I must side with him
Speaker 5: because he has cast doubt on the letter writer. The
Speaker 5: letter writer first line in the letter is Stephen Shirley,
Speaker 5: I think my husband it's cheating on me. Well, I
Speaker 5: can see how you think that. But didn't you say
Speaker 5: laid on in the bed, laid on in the letter
Speaker 5: that you went to bed with a pound and headache.
Speaker 5: She said it because it was too many lies to
Speaker 5: get through. But if it was enough, it was enough
Speaker 5: truth in that to hold you. He did buy the call,
Speaker 5: he did pay it for three months. She is supposed to.
Speaker 4: Be on her own. He she is a former college
Speaker 4: student of his.
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Speaker 2: for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
Speaker 10: Well, Draymond Green back in the news again, goly, come
Speaker 10: on Traymond until another Yeah?
Speaker 9: What he do now? What he always do?
Speaker 4: Tell me?
Speaker 9: He don't do nothing else for fight now.
Speaker 10: Scraps I'm telling you man, he got into it with
Speaker 10: the Grizzlies Desert Vein and then he ended up knocking
Speaker 10: over the head coach on accident.
Speaker 1: So he said, the head.
Speaker 10: Coach of the Grizzlies is on the ground of gray
Speaker 10: bunters taking on everybody.
Speaker 9: You know, I don't know what all this is counseling for.
Speaker 1: He's talks of counseling the suspensions.
Speaker 9: You know, counsel he is not.
Speaker 4: He went down there because the league told him to
Speaker 4: go down there.
Speaker 10: Yes, but he knew he wasn't gonna change though. You
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Speaker 5: I don't see why everybody worry about Dreammond. Just what
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Speaker 5: what Bill amb did. That's what Rick Mahone did. You
Speaker 5: scrapper is scrapper that that's what he Metal World.
Speaker 9: Did coaching that. Given the pre games speech, Draymond ain't
Speaker 9: listening to none of it. I don't care what you say.
Speaker 9: If they touch me, I'm taking on the whole team. Now,
Speaker 9: y'all can be with me or your night.
Speaker 10: I'm not here talk about rally. You know, rebound rebound
Speaker 10: it not in here doing defense. I'm here to fight
Speaker 10: the best defenses fight.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 9: Draymon feel like sitting up. Y'all take these suspensions. He
Speaker 9: don't care nothing about it.
Speaker 10: Just you know, just just watch out if you're playing,
Speaker 10: if you're playing Draymond them tonight.
Speaker 9: If y'all gotta gave him tonight, just leave him alone.
Speaker 1: We're talking to him.
Speaker 4: Just suspend it.
Speaker 9: Oh no, he probably not checked up.
Speaker 1: We ain't hearing nothing yet, but he may be, you.
Speaker 9: Know, just you know, just incident. You know, he said
Speaker 9: it was an accident, knocking the coach over, but he's
Speaker 9: you know, it's an accident.
Speaker 4: Scored a game.
Speaker 9: Oh oh, I didn't even get to this go. It
Speaker 9: was the fight forget this go.
Speaker 1: The fight is all we know is Draymond.
Speaker 9: If it's Draymond, that's all we need to know.
Speaker 1: But all I know is this.
Speaker 9: We got some games tonight, un for in the march madness.
Speaker 10: Tell me who you got, uncle, if you think it's
Speaker 10: gonna happen, you got Houston and Longwood number one, verse
Speaker 10: number sixteen.
Speaker 1: Houston should beat Longwood all right, just the one Graham
Speaker 1: been playing for.
Speaker 4: Due tonight, Graham is gonna whoop her due ass.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, Number Folk do take it on number thirteen Vermont.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a couple of surprises. It's too inspired Vermont.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
Speaker 10: Number seven Florida. Take it on number ten Colorado. Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: I saw Colorado. Florida's Florida, Florida. Got some hoopers down there.
Speaker 10: Number two Marquette taking on number fifteen Western Kentucky.
Speaker 4: My caut pet fan. Always have stick with them.
Speaker 2: All right, Thank you, Junior.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, a woman's
Speaker 11: ex sister in law betrayed her trust, So Steve, she
Speaker 11: needs some advice from you. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 11: Hardy Morning Show. This is from Anonymous and Cherry Hill.
Speaker 11: Anonymous says, I'm a thirty four year old divorced woman.
Speaker 11: My sister, my ex sister in law, and I were close,
Speaker 11: so I trusted her when she said she was hooking
Speaker 11: me up with a really special guy. The guy took
Speaker 11: me to dinner and then we went to his house.
Speaker 11: Things got heated and I lost myself in a moment,
Speaker 11: and we tried to have sex. It didn't work out.
Speaker 2: Big Fellow was too much for me.
Speaker 11: I was ashamed in more ways than one, and he
Speaker 11: promised to keep it between us. As soon as I
Speaker 11: got home, my ex sister in law called me, laughing hysterically.
Speaker 11: Then she told my ex husband and he DMed me
Speaker 11: and called me a garden tool. I am not a
Speaker 11: garden tool. It had been six months that I since
Speaker 11: I had had sex, so I needed it. How could
Speaker 11: she betray my trust? Do I accept her apology or
Speaker 11: cut her out of my life?
Speaker 5: Well, when a person shows you who they are, you
Speaker 5: have to believe them. First of all. The dude who
Speaker 5: told your sister in law she can't handle.
Speaker 1: Kissing and telling, she started laughing.
Speaker 4: She told her brother I tried to hook her up.
Speaker 4: I see why you left her. She can't handle it.
Speaker 4: He called her a rock garden tool.
Speaker 5: See, lady, you first of all, your sister in law
Speaker 5: gonna hook you over with somebody that don't even sound right.
Speaker 4: Her brother, her brother. Man, lady, you got to learn
Speaker 4: the rules. You ain't been out there in the dating game.
Speaker 4: In a minute.
Speaker 5: It done changed. Now it don't changed now. These these
Speaker 5: people love to humiliate. They like lights and clicks. Take
Speaker 5: your time, six months ain't that long?
Speaker 1: Sit your ass down, that's ad what's all that about.
Speaker 4: I told you all these dudes is different. Now.
Speaker 5: They cut from a different piece of cloth. They on
Speaker 5: podcast talking about others of men. They cut from it.
Speaker 5: They gossipy. They just dislike a bunch of a lot
Speaker 5: of dudes out here. No, I'm just gonna tell you, man,
Speaker 5: they just cut different. They different.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 5: They a bunch of the bunch of little bees. Man,
Speaker 5: that's all, just a bunch of little bees. Big boy
Speaker 5: end up bringing it though, Big Boy the clump. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: big boy ain't doing nothing. He has a chance to,
Speaker 5: but he want to brag now because he won't make
Speaker 5: everybody think he all that.
Speaker 1: Her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was terrible.
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
Speaker 11: Anyway, all right, we have time for another one. Seen
Speaker 11: a lot of big boats sink, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: They's talking about the size of your boat. The Titanic
Speaker 5: went down too, all right.
Speaker 11: This one's from Xena and Shelby. Steves Zena says, I'm
Speaker 11: married to a very jealous and inc you're a man.
Speaker 11: I was pulling in from work and my husband's buddy
Speaker 11: stopped at the end of the driveway to speak. He
Speaker 11: had his five month old in the back.
Speaker 2: Seat, so I went to see the baby.
Speaker 11: My husband drove up as I was standing at his
Speaker 11: buddy's car, and I walked in the house and let
Speaker 11: them talk. My husband had the nerve to ask me
Speaker 11: what would have happened with me and his friend if
Speaker 11: he hadn't come home when he did. I've ignored him
Speaker 11: for four days. How could he insinuate that? Do I
Speaker 11: owe him an explanation?
Speaker 5: Well, you didn't tell him you was talking to the
Speaker 5: baby in the back seat. If you know your husband
Speaker 5: is jealous, do you owe him in the explanation? You
Speaker 5: could at least just say, hold up, fool with your
Speaker 5: stupid behind yo. He came up, pulled up behind. I
Speaker 5: went out there to speak to him because the baby
Speaker 5: was in the back seat at five months. I was
Speaker 5: back there playing with the baby. You drive up your
Speaker 5: damn friend right now? Is he your friend or ain't he?
Speaker 5: And I'm your wife? Now?
Speaker 4: Am I not your wife? Or am I not?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: What you want to do? See? You got to turn
Speaker 4: it on these people. You can't let them keep it
Speaker 4: on you. That's what I do. Yeah, you can't be
Speaker 4: leaning over though, man, No, that's rule of my man. Man.
Speaker 5: I heard my daddy say that I implemented that rules
Speaker 5: with my daughters. That dude came and blew the horn
Speaker 5: one time.
Speaker 12: Oo no no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 2: That was the rule in our house.
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Speaker 11: time to help for a round. I would you rather
Speaker 11: when you lie? Would you rather a sharp pain in
Speaker 11: your butt? Or would you rather your nose bleed? Which one?
Speaker 2: When you lie?
Speaker 4: I don't want the nose. I guess it's pain in mom.
Speaker 4: Want to take that.
Speaker 9: Pain?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, yes, your nose.
Speaker 4: On this line?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Hell, for no reason, you're just lying, man.
Speaker 15: You know you got a lot of them people all
Speaker 15: you look nice today? Those bleed and they don't Steven
Speaker 15: made these outfits just for you. Those bleed.
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: Was the family on that last week, the white family.
Speaker 5: They emailed each other and told each other to wear green.
Speaker 4: You know how hard he is match green. It's like
Speaker 4: saying wear great.
Speaker 1: Great, Yeah, so many shades.
Speaker 4: And yeah it's great. It's hard colored to matches. You
Speaker 4: got to be safe. You got to get black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, black or white?
Speaker 4: You say white? Everybody got to come in there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 11: Would you rather take ten toddlers Easter egg hunting? Or
Speaker 11: would you rather take five dogs to a dog park?
Speaker 11: That's funny, ten babies Easter egg hunting.
Speaker 2: Or five dogs to a dark park?
Speaker 4: Which I'm gonna take them? Five dogs on down in
Speaker 4: that park and walk off.
Speaker 1: I can't leave dog.
Speaker 2: You can't do that.
Speaker 4: Because I'm watching babies, but I'm not watching the d.
Speaker 1: I'm a dog.
Speaker 5: I'm going dog. I hear two three days without seeing band.
Speaker 9: Don't you miss him?
Speaker 1: What kind of dog owner?
Speaker 2: Or he's a dog people darling his people?
Speaker 4: I love dogs.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I do toom people part of their family.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yeah, we're moving on.
Speaker 11: Would you rather wear would you rather wear a dreadlock wig?
Speaker 11: All summer, or would you rather wear a full fake beard?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 5: They're not goive? I got no damn dreadlocks.
Speaker 9: God love you though, I'm gonna take the dreadlocks.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that beer gonna get hot. That wig that gread's
Speaker 8: gonna get.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 10: But I ain't got no hairline, So this is my
Speaker 10: hair You admitted that your Yeah, I've been admit that.
Speaker 8: Dreds.
Speaker 4: We're gonna start and we Stevie Wonders.
Speaker 1: Is all right?
Speaker 2: Last one?
Speaker 5: What's your What you're not gonna do is do your
Speaker 5: own hairline jokes and heard no, no, no, we're gonna
Speaker 5: put them.
Speaker 1: On that for you, Junior.
Speaker 2: That's today's rounded.
Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after?
Speaker 11: It's our last break of the day and we'll have
Speaker 11: some closing remarks from the one and only your right
Speaker 11: you're listening morning show. Here we are, guys, last break
Speaker 11: of the day on this Friday. Don't forget tonight to
Speaker 11: watch Ready to Love with the Nephew. It's at eight seventh.
Speaker 2: Central on own.
Speaker 11: That's right, Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 2: Now they meet the parents.
Speaker 4: I just don't like to self elemonade. And that's the
Speaker 4: only part. That's the only part that bos and that
Speaker 4: was she want to bail out. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: If she don't want to thank them you got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but a quitter hang on.
Speaker 11: The end, Yeah, yep. But anyway, congratulations, Hey Steve. Before
Speaker 11: we get out of here, we did have one more
Speaker 11: question for you. This is from Neil or nell I
Speaker 11: should say in Hawthorne Nelsons, I'm seventy four years old
Speaker 11: and my boyfriend is seventy five. He's making extra money
Speaker 11: by taking people to the store or to doctor's appointments.
Speaker 11: He rides women around two and I don't like it,
Speaker 11: and he knows it. Should I give him an ultimatum?
Speaker 11: Or should I trust him?
Speaker 4: What did you say? He's seventy five.
Speaker 5: It's a Jitney, it's Chidney service. He take people around
Speaker 5: and he take people to the store, and he take
Speaker 5: women and you don't like it, and so what you
Speaker 5: don't like it? And that ain't so boy he's seventy
Speaker 5: five years old. He's your boyfriend. He know you do
Speaker 5: with a boyfriend is seventy five?
Speaker 1: What kind of day?
Speaker 7: Day?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, but what you do?
Speaker 4: You can't tell this man what to do. He's seventy five.
Speaker 4: He make an extra we making extra money. He ain't
Speaker 4: not asking you for no money.
Speaker 5: This man out here making extra money, taking his car,
Speaker 5: taking people who can't get around, taking them places for money.
Speaker 5: He's not gonna stop doing that for what because you
Speaker 5: don't like it? Now, y'all sitting up at the house.
Speaker 5: Ain't got no money to go nowhere. That's by yourself.
Speaker 4: No hell, no.
Speaker 5: Need that man alone trying to run somebody. That's why
Speaker 5: you're by yourself now.
Speaker 4: This is her last husband, graid. Hell yeah, oh you guys,
Speaker 4: I have wrong for that.
Speaker 5: This man out here trying to make extra money. He
Speaker 5: take people to the doctor, into the stove, some of
Speaker 5: them women. Hell, everybody sick, ain't everybody old?
Speaker 4: Ain't a man? Women need rides to He got ride?
Speaker 2: Should she go with him? Should she go with him?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 4: Have the way?
Speaker 5: All out the people business. She's in the way now,
Speaker 5: gren is making extra money. You're the girlfriend when I
Speaker 5: get through working.
Speaker 1: Except it was the other way around, you'll feel the same,
Speaker 1: of course. Not well, it ain't the.
Speaker 4: Other way round. Telling her to be careful because we
Speaker 4: live in a crazy world.
Speaker 5: People are meeting strong on you and all this hill.
Speaker 5: But you know, no, it ain't tell the word run
Speaker 5: the man trying to make extra money. She said he
Speaker 5: make an extra.
Speaker 2: Money wrong taking people to the store and to the doctor.
Speaker 1: That's you know how you feel.
Speaker 8: Gonna be they win if they get ain't nobody their
Speaker 8: family friends, You're.
Speaker 4: Gonna have to go everybody. Everybody else that's trying to
Speaker 4: be that may be down a little bit. I'm looking
Speaker 4: up extra tall.
Speaker 2: I like the fact that they're still active.
Speaker 11: He's still doing things for people, and you can get
Speaker 11: around and try and all that. Make up your mind
Speaker 11: shut pretty cool what my mind is made up. I
Speaker 11: do like that fact he's seventy five. He can still
Speaker 11: do a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2: He's driving and all of that.
Speaker 4: But she want him to stay home, right, she's so like.
Speaker 2: For him to drive women around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see the movie driving Miss Days the whole.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did, thank you.
Speaker 4: He was driving up places where they having an affair. No, no,
Speaker 4: not at all.
Speaker 2: No, you don't know that.
Speaker 10: It's pretty good service because you know he's got handicap
Speaker 10: parking up front.
Speaker 9: You know you all in then come out the back office.
Speaker 9: I'd be writing here.
Speaker 4: When you come on at.
Speaker 5: Park.
Speaker 9: You got good park.
Speaker 5: I just need that paper, thank you, I said, I
Speaker 5: got doctor Pullman, he got book and everything. Yeah, dropping
Speaker 5: people off with doctors instead of sitting there. He make
Speaker 5: a couple of short runs. Come back, be right there.
Speaker 5: I make what she's gonna do. You know them old
Speaker 5: people ain't got no huber. If you got out the
Speaker 5: doctor and he making another short run, you just waited
Speaker 5: the doctor.
Speaker 4: Till he get there.
Speaker 5: All you gotta do is hope you don't forget. But
Speaker 5: if he forget, then he ain't got his money. So
Speaker 5: I'm I'm assuming the dude is kind of shock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying, got a little business in the hust
Speaker 4: that surely make it.
Speaker 5: You man, he was saying a minute ago day he
Speaker 5: got to consider his girlfriend's feelings.
Speaker 4: I can say both things, though.
Speaker 11: I like the fact that he can do these things
Speaker 11: at seventy five, that he's still cool, he's sharp, he
Speaker 11: can drive around. But she could be jealous too.
Speaker 5: You just want to pick up the ladies though, you
Speaker 5: know that, and saying nothing, no, no, you can't stop
Speaker 5: being y'all.
Speaker 4: That's about stupid stuff.
Speaker 5: Now, when you your glasses fixed and your prescription pitch up,
Speaker 5: and then he got the money.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, don't get it, and yeah what made you?
Speaker 5: Will see you will be standing in that line at
Speaker 5: that cafeteria. You're gonna be wanting that blue plates special.
Speaker 5: And what you think he gonna do. He's gonna have
Speaker 5: the month.
Speaker 1: It's seventy five, that old.
Speaker 5: Wow, seventy five. Yeah, that's old, baby, that's aar p.
Speaker 5: Hey have you met some regular seventy five year old people?
Speaker 4: There? Ain't Robert than Neier O'Neill.
Speaker 1: Aving babies and stuff up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, y'all have a right day. Y'all talk to God,
Speaker 4: and y'all really love to hear from y'all people.
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