Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teaming up with Walmart to
Speaker 1: sell a brand new affordable breakfast item called Asbestost.
Speaker 2: No tastes like.
Speaker 1: Real bread, made using ceiling parts from old buildings constructed
Speaker 1: pre nineteen seventies.
Speaker 2: I do love a recycle reuse situation, and it's gluten free.
Speaker 1: Buy your family a loaf with Laser Stories the segment
Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the glove, just
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
Speaker 1: there's other queas and farts. Just this first laser story
Speaker 1: is out of Georgia. Thirty nine year old Philbert Kank
Speaker 1: is upset at his moving company.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Philbert.
Speaker 1: He was relocating to a new mobile home across town
Speaker 1: and claims one of the movers stole his adult themed,
Speaker 1: racy set of bedroom dominoes.
Speaker 2: That is so much description for one item.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering what those are, I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 1: you because I still regret the Google.
Speaker 2: Search thing, so we don't want to look him up.
Speaker 1: But after initially reading the story, I can only say
Speaker 1: it's a set of twenty eight dominoes with fourteen adult
Speaker 1: stimulating rewards attached to them.
Speaker 2: So the domino says something and then you do that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bit of fun, a weird way
Speaker 1: to play dominoes. Okay, it seems like more of a
Speaker 1: gag gift than something we actually notice going missing from
Speaker 1: your house.
Speaker 2: He's using them, I mean, Philbert, let's be honest. If
Speaker 2: you're using them, you probably using them by yourself, exactly.
Speaker 2: You don't need to ask Philbert.
Speaker 1: Cank immediately noticed and called the cops to report the theft.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the cost of that, like twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like a family heirloom. That makes sense. That
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 1: He said he saw a mover place the racy set
Speaker 1: of dominoes and a few other items off to the side,
Speaker 1: including an iPad, and then before the mover left, he
Speaker 1: went back over to the area and that's when he
Speaker 1: noticed they were gone. The Philbert told the police that
Speaker 1: if the mover can be found, he does want to
Speaker 1: press charges. Apparently he contacted him off a questionable ad
Speaker 1: on Craigslist and decided to use his services because he
Speaker 1: had the best price around.
Speaker 2: Again, I feel like this is all on Philbert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I can't trust this guy who charges one
Speaker 1: dollar an hour?
Speaker 2: Who am I supposed to try this? Next Lazer stories
Speaker 2: out of.
Speaker 1: San Diego, Twenty one year old Joseph Holt was working
Speaker 1: at the Marriotte Marina when he spotted a Lamborghini yacht
Speaker 1: sailing into a private doc.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that was a it existed. You
Speaker 2: just combined two ultra rich things. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The owner was trying to stop for less than a
Speaker 1: minute just to pick up another person Lambo.
Speaker 2: He probably can't stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that's when Joseph had to tell him the
Speaker 1: bad news.
Speaker 2: The rich guy was not allowed to park at the
Speaker 2: private doc. That makes sense, Yeah, you should understand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you had to go to a public marina for sure.
Speaker 1: The yacht owner's response, he started yelling over and over,
Speaker 1: I will kill you.
Speaker 2: Reasonable. Are you telling me the Lamborghini owner wasn't a
Speaker 2: nice guy?
Speaker 1: Shocking Witnesses even noticed the yacht bro pound his fist
Speaker 1: into the palm of his hand, telling Joseph, this is
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do to your face, smash.
Speaker 2: The old school. That's what I better stop that now,
Speaker 2: No future does sound like a bro y, Hey, don't
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: According to the police report, Joseph said He was trying
Speaker 1: to hold himself back, but couldn't stop from flipping the
Speaker 1: rich guy the birds good for Joseph, and that's when
Speaker 1: the yacht owner took out several hundred dollars bills from
Speaker 1: his wallas through them at Joseph.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but that is the coolest. Is so steady awful?
Speaker 2: You look like a jerk, but how cool.
Speaker 1: Police were called, but Joseph decided not to press charges.
Speaker 1: He told the local news station rich people like that
Speaker 1: will have karma someday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1: They will, but you know what making that mad though,
Speaker 1: if it makes you feel better, I can guarantee that
Speaker 1: lambeo guy is definitely over compensating for something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Dating Headquarters. Imagine
Speaker 1: you're on a first date with a dude who's smart, funny,
Speaker 1: good looking, and maybe the one Wow, yeah.
Speaker 2: You with me? Now, imagine they're.
Speaker 1: Wearing a door the explorer baby bib and it's way
Speaker 1: tight around his Are you still interested? Why?
Speaker 2: I answer the question even if they're maybe they're eating
Speaker 2: a crab. You know you need a bid.
Speaker 1: I say it because the poll just came out of
Speaker 1: three thousand Americans from all walks of life.
Speaker 2: They asked about Dora the Explorer.
Speaker 1: They asked if a poor fashion choice or too it
Speaker 1: would make them say no to a second date.
Speaker 2: You just went to Dora Bit. Yeah, I don't say.
Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't make him say no because fashion
Speaker 1: is the one thing.
Speaker 2: You could fix that all the other things you can't
Speaker 2: do it. Jack about that true. Here's the results.
Speaker 1: Only thirteen percent said it wouldn't matter at all, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty six percent said they'd factor it in, and thirty
Speaker 1: one percent said total deal breaker. Okay, how far back
Speaker 1: you're starting, Oprah?
Speaker 2: Like, are you mixing the one thing or the whole album,
Speaker 2: the ensemble, the entire way.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, maybe his clothes go missing one day
Speaker 1: and you don't know that. You're just trying to help.
Speaker 1: But if he's wearing a door of the Explorer, BIB,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's underlying.
Speaker 2: Issues that you should be catching those red flags more
Speaker 2: than a fashion choice.
Speaker 1: A Black people say they wouldn't even go on a
Speaker 1: second date if that person seemed like a great match
Speaker 1: for them. So here's the top fashion choices people see
Speaker 1: as big red flags on a first date. Number five
Speaker 1: ripped skinny jeans. Okay, especially now, the skinny jeans aren't
Speaker 1: as you know, it feels like the ed Hardy T
Speaker 1: shirt of the ten. Number four oversized sunglasses, especially if
Speaker 1: it's nighttime.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I always feel like that just means they're doing drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that should be a red flag, not a
Speaker 2: cool thing. Number three crocs not cool to wear crocks
Speaker 2: on a date. People showing up to date. Number two a.
Speaker 1: Full desire outfit head to toe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Gap one in four think that that's a turn off
Speaker 1: with a full designer outfit. And the number one fashion
Speaker 1: no no that will instantly ruin your date with someone
Speaker 1: is if that person is wearing a full tracksuit.
Speaker 2: Whoa, No, it's not nice. What if they have some
Speaker 2: chest hair coming out at the top on zip?
Speaker 1: Just nobody likes anybody in a full tracksuit anymore.
Speaker 2: Man, although it is the opposite in the animal world jumps.
Speaker 2: If this guy showed up.
Speaker 1: Wearing a tiny little tracksuit with crocs on his oh,
Speaker 1: he has definitely.
Speaker 2: Gone home with me that day. That, I mean, laser
Speaker 2: stroys has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 2: do it again, same time on Wednesday. Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning,