Speaker 1: What's up with you?
Speaker 2: A minute? Is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It's a laser line, goodby, just.
Speaker 1: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this.
Speaker 1: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 1: club and a man dressed as King Arthur approaches you
Speaker 1: with this charming pickup line, excuse me, milady, but are
Speaker 1: you an iron rod? Because if you are, I could
Speaker 1: hammer you on my concrete slab. Whatever you do, resist
Speaker 1: the urge to tell him to stick his sword in
Speaker 1: a stone and instead tell him, is that the black
Speaker 1: plague in your pocket? Or are you just happy to
Speaker 1: see me? And that's when you give him the number,
Speaker 1: the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
Speaker 1: that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this
Speaker 1: one next message.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's for disclosure. I didn't tell you this for memut,
Speaker 4: but I was actually married for seven years. It was
Speaker 4: a pretty conservative situation and I kind of kept myself
Speaker 4: bottled up. But that's over. It's definitely over, which is
Speaker 4: good news for you.
Speaker 5: Because currently I'm in my sank phase and I'm proud
Speaker 5: to say that it's It's been awesome I'm not saying
Speaker 5: no to anyone. So yeah, I'm not sure when you
Speaker 5: bumpt this to happen, but call me literally anytime. I'm
Speaker 5: ready anytime.
Speaker 1: That's how you make a man feel special, right there.
Speaker 1: I don't say no to anyone, quasi Moto med dealers,
Speaker 1: my own relatives.
Speaker 2: It's a yes all around.
Speaker 6: She's having a fun time.
Speaker 2: For everyone.
Speaker 1: Well, usually it's something that you point back to you
Speaker 1: like that was my fase you don't like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm starting it right now, gets are open. Whoever wants
Speaker 1: to come.
Speaker 5: In in the middle of my rock.
Speaker 3: I appreciate.
Speaker 2: Good for her.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, deb So I just want to take to
Speaker 3: see if you like still interested in the modeling job
Speaker 3: we talked about. I just think I just think it'd
Speaker 3: be really really huge. It'd be a really huge hit
Speaker 3: with the community. And like, like I told you that
Speaker 3: this will be like a minimum cost to you. You
Speaker 3: just need to paint your legs kind of like brownish,
Speaker 3: maybe with the acrylic paint, you know, when you when
Speaker 3: you come over, I'll paint like the rest of you like.
Speaker 2: A dark green, you know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I really just think you be the coolest human tree.
Speaker 3: I think the very seen. You know, hopefully we'll win
Speaker 3: a prize, and and I think we will. You know,
Speaker 3: it's just it's just art.
Speaker 7: You know, next method, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we just heard from Brooks sold me he
Speaker 1: loves art, loves trees in the outdoors, and cheap.
Speaker 6: I will say I did think that got less creepy
Speaker 6: as he went on at the beginning, and then.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I think this man truly believes in this.
Speaker 6: You know, you've seen those like ladies that are dressed
Speaker 6: like butterflies and they're naked, and then all of a sudden, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 3: That's what he wants.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with more stick art for this dude.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's actually nice to hear from a
Speaker 1: guy who appreciates quality art on this show. And if
Speaker 1: you want to be cultured in the fine arts just
Speaker 1: like he is, then head over to the brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey TikTok page, where you're going to see some of
Speaker 1: the most bold abstract art out there, including a video
Speaker 1: of Alexis turning herself into a human pizza It's Delivery,
Speaker 1: It's Alexis. And also we have your favorite Loser line
Speaker 1: clip with a week on there too, every single week
Speaker 1: like this one.
Speaker 7: Next message, Jared, I gotta admit a ton of dudes
Speaker 7: to try to scam me, but you are by far
Speaker 7: the most convincing one. Oh my god, So duh, I
Speaker 7: give you cash? What the hell was I thinking?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 7: I'm there, obviously in the club, dancing, waiting for you
Speaker 7: to get back with our drinks.
Speaker 5: You never did, of course you never did.
Speaker 1: What the hell.
Speaker 4: Was that fifty bucks?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 7: Really being a part laker with no integrity?
Speaker 2: Bud, I help you get robbed?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Next message?
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean that's one reason to never pay for
Speaker 6: your own drinks. Yeah, you know, let the guy do
Speaker 6: it for you.
Speaker 1: You can say that, but call me crazy. I think
Speaker 1: they have a chance. You meant to steal her heart
Speaker 1: but accidentally stole her wallet. It was a simple misunderstanding,
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: I was trying to make you about other girls drinks
Speaker 2: with her money.
Speaker 1: It's a smart man.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Next, what's up, baby girl?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: You looked good last night and you knew it. You
Speaker 2: knew it too, didn't You had on that dress and
Speaker 2: them heels. Listen, let's say you and me tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm on the gut phone.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, listen, Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back,
Speaker 2: all right, but let's say we're gonna make those plans,
Speaker 2: all right. I want you to dream of me.
Speaker 3: Do I bug you when you're on the phone.
Speaker 5: You Oh my.
Speaker 7: God, not only is that his wife, but that's his
Speaker 7: wife for a while.
Speaker 5: I mom, mom, I thought, I thought, I thought.
Speaker 6: Wife that really wouldn't care if he was cheating.
Speaker 3: Is that one of your girlfriends?
Speaker 1: I hope it is.
Speaker 7: Just go with them.
Speaker 1: I respect him for choosing the girl on the phone
Speaker 1: over the trash.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't let a man choose the trash over you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you're worst.
Speaker 1: Okay, ladies first, then trash.
Speaker 7: You get the loser line.
Speaker 6: Jeff You remember that actually talking to a woman there.
Speaker 1: Still respect him. Remember you can listen to the Loser
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Speaker 1: gonna do a phone tap right
Speaker 3: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.