Speaker 1: A CUTI misconnections that was staring. There's only two places
Speaker 1: to find true love in this world. One is in
Speaker 1: the Spirit Airlines Elite Members.
Speaker 2: Lounge, which is eventually they.
Speaker 1: Do and it's located in the kitchen of the airport.
Speaker 1: Chilis a working kitchen. Yeah yeah, yeah, you do have
Speaker 1: to run the food out though. The other is on
Speaker 1: the pages of craigslist dot org. We scour that website
Speaker 1: every week to find the best misconnections that they have
Speaker 1: to offer, like this first one titled peak at my
Speaker 1: Tiny Picasso Man for Woman forties Modern Art Museum. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read this how I think this guy
Speaker 1: would probably sound. You may remember me. I was the distinguished,
Speaker 1: well dressed gentleman you spoke with that was wearing the
Speaker 1: Gucci monocle and matching slash. Please tell me it was
Speaker 1: a shape of a g shatted while taking in the
Speaker 1: contemporary Cuban art pieces.
Speaker 2: I do like some Cubism, Honestly, you asked me what
Speaker 2: all the noises were for.
Speaker 1: I responded by educating you about properly examining works of
Speaker 1: art and if it so happens to move you emotionally,
Speaker 1: then it's strongly encouraged to let out a slight moan
Speaker 1: or a gurgle of appreciation.
Speaker 2: I've said a lot of time in galleries. I don't
Speaker 2: think that's actually.
Speaker 1: Is this really love it? You said you thought I
Speaker 1: was in the beginning stages of having a stroke. After
Speaker 1: checks out, try a thought at the notion thought. I
Speaker 1: took a gander at you, and then my body made
Speaker 1: some gurgling noises at what in front of me stood
Speaker 1: a stoic, green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a
Speaker 1: neck tattoo of a single piece of bacon.
Speaker 2: I love this woman, I do too.
Speaker 1: My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I
Speaker 1: offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you
Speaker 1: had no bus money.
Speaker 2: Oh that was a st yeah, gurgle. Guy needs to
Speaker 2: calm down a little bit.
Speaker 1: You declined and walked away. If we never meet again,
Speaker 1: I will always ponder about the deeper meaning of that
Speaker 1: bacon tattoo I.
Speaker 2: Think there is.
Speaker 1: Did it represent your childhood trauma or were you protesting
Speaker 1: to the world about an ethical treatment of hogs? I
Speaker 1: will wait for your answer.
Speaker 2: I knew there were such refined people on Craigslist.
Speaker 1: That's sign Andrew's going your next misconnection titled will You
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Speaker 1: twenties climbing.
Speaker 2: Gym Oh, I get it out.
Speaker 1: You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but
Speaker 1: I almost didn't want to get close because I was
Speaker 1: afraid you'd smell like him too.
Speaker 2: There are some people that look like they smell.
Speaker 1: I was the cutie with the box braid and tried
Speaker 1: to get your attention by stretching next to you.
Speaker 2: Oh at me, I can touch my knees.
Speaker 1: When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new,
Speaker 1: but my dad said I had great feet for a climber.
Speaker 2: Let's not bring our dad into this.
Speaker 1: After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed
Speaker 1: your arm and said, not so fast, mister dazed and aroused,
Speaker 1: Oh you're coming with me.
Speaker 2: I like her.
Speaker 1: I asked you to spot me on my first bouldering session,
Speaker 1: and I was so proud of myself. I almost made
Speaker 1: it about halfway up the wall.
Speaker 2: Oh it's good.
Speaker 1: But I realized you weren't enjoying the view like I
Speaker 1: thought you were, so I did the only thing I
Speaker 1: could think of to get close to you. I screamed,
Speaker 1: trust fall and wouldn't you know it, I landed right
Speaker 1: on top of you, my hero. Anyways, I wasn't able
Speaker 1: to get your name before the paramedics took care. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I hope you get better soon and feel
Speaker 1: all right? All right, all right, let's try another fun
Speaker 1: hobby together. Yours truly, Jennifer, but my friends call me Turnip.
Speaker 2: I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl
Speaker 2: from the first just walking the same circles.
Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled Every Kiss Begins with Spray
Speaker 1: Pepper Spray Man for Woman thirties jewelry store. I was
Speaker 1: shopping for an engagement ring when you walked in, blonde
Speaker 1: haired beauty with librarian glasses and proposed to me. Pumps
Speaker 1: on your feet. No, don't worry, I don't have a
Speaker 1: fiance or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Why were you shopping for an engagement race?
Speaker 1: I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's
Speaker 1: why I was in the store. I was the eager
Speaker 1: gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I
Speaker 1: worked there and asked if I could help you.
Speaker 2: Oh, you told me that you needed to get.
Speaker 1: Your engagement band resized, and I said, no problem. And
Speaker 1: then I asked you about your personal life, like.
Speaker 2: It is a problem for her because you're not gonna
Speaker 2: be able to do anything.
Speaker 1: I gave you a piece of advice. Like my grandmother
Speaker 1: always told me, one of the keys to a successful
Speaker 1: marriage is having separate bathrooms.
Speaker 2: Maybe onto something here I can hear more.
Speaker 1: That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because
Speaker 1: I asked if you and your fiance used the same toilet.
Speaker 1: If you do, it could be a sign that you
Speaker 1: shouldn't go through with the wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's all about the toilet.
Speaker 1: Before you could answer, I was escorted out of the
Speaker 1: building by a very rude security guard who pepper sprayed
Speaker 1: me when I tried to come back in and say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like that security guard knows this
Speaker 2: guy's first.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store.
Speaker 1: Oh dar, if you see this, just know I've got
Speaker 1: two bathrooms in my apartment. One is just for you.
Speaker 2: That is not a what I do.
Speaker 1: Have to share the toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Though, pass it back and forth.
Speaker 1: Roll that's signed Jonathan.
Speaker 2: I guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You got to
Speaker 2: make cuts where you can't.
Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got
Speaker 1: your phone town coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.