Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning in podcast form.
Speaker 1: Here we are. Yeah, it makes us trendy, I mean
Speaker 1: really yeah. All right, the full show starts right now.
Speaker 2: No better time than the present to shout out our
Speaker 2: hero of the week. It's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Make sure to follow us wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 2: By the way at Brooke and Jeffrey. But today's hero
Speaker 2: is actually an entire police department in Murrietta, California.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: They were dealing with a tricky situation at the start
Speaker 2: of the year when a new law got passed restricting
Speaker 2: how law enforcement agencies can share photos and mugshots online.
Speaker 4: Oh that's interesting because the people's privacy and they haven't
Speaker 4: been proven guilty necessarily.
Speaker 2: Basically, the images of suspects who are involved in nonviolent
Speaker 2: crimes are prohibited from being shared. Okay, so the police
Speaker 2: department was like, hmm, we need to figure out a
Speaker 2: way around this.
Speaker 4: This is what they're putting their energy into their Facebook page.
Speaker 2: It's worth it listening. You need to go to our
Speaker 2: Insta stories to see this have broken.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should do that right now, because you.
Speaker 2: Know, when they do, like the police lineups. Yeah, so there.
Speaker 2: They've now replaced all the heads of the suspects with
Speaker 2: lego heads. So I'm showing my host a picture of
Speaker 2: it right now. But there's five dudes standing in a
Speaker 2: lineup next to each other. All of them have different
Speaker 2: lego heads on.
Speaker 4: So they they just like photoshop the lego head on
Speaker 4: top of the photo so you can't see the people.
Speaker 1: But the faces of the lego heads are so funny too.
Speaker 4: There's like one guy smirking and sweating, another guy freaked out.
Speaker 2: Which lego head looks the most guilty to.
Speaker 1: You, brother, number yeah? Number one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, with the downturned eyebrows. My god, it's so good.
Speaker 4: Although the one with the red beard.
Speaker 2: Number four, I have number four pinned. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: It looks too cool and collected has been that lineup.
Speaker 2: Too many times. He's a mastermind anyway. By doing it
Speaker 2: this way, they can still keep the public updated on
Speaker 2: what's going on in their local community while still technically
Speaker 2: abiding by the new law that protects the suspects identity.
Speaker 4: They just want to post about the petty crime and
Speaker 4: put a picture up so that they can get shared.
Speaker 2: Basally, people deserve to know that there's a crime that happened.
Speaker 2: But look, we have suspects. Who's he gonna be reveal?
Speaker 1: Lego is not going to be happy. This is any.
Speaker 2: Publicity's good publicity, even for Legos. So congratulations to the
Speaker 2: Murrietta Police for shim around the legal system. That's how
Speaker 2: you become our hero of the week. Now let's move on.
Speaker 2: We're going to get into the shot collar question of
Speaker 2: the day with someone who would look fantastic in a
Speaker 2: Lego head, our own digital Jake, Take it away, Jake.
Speaker 5: Twenty two years ago, on this day, the world of
Speaker 5: reality TV was changed forever when The Bachelor premiered on ABC.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, one man dating twenty two gorgeous women
Speaker 5: half his age, all at the same time. It's a
Speaker 5: concept that Leonardo DiCaprio refers to as a typical Wednesday.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So to celebrate the premiere of The Bachelor, today, will
Speaker 5: be quizzing you on famous celebrity bachelors who are currently
Speaker 5: available in a brand new Balenti twenty is gonna kill this.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: She has pictures of all the bachelor's with their shirts off.
Speaker 7: She still drew in.
Speaker 2: She has the advantage though each of.
Speaker 5: You will give me a number between one and twenty,
Speaker 5: and I'll tell you about a famous Hollywood bachelor.
Speaker 2: You just have to identify him.
Speaker 5: So let's start with a woman who's become a local
Speaker 5: favorite of all the bachelors.
Speaker 2: That's Alexis. Yeah, Alexis.
Speaker 5: Give me number one through twenty please, number five.
Speaker 2: Alexis.
Speaker 5: This former superhero dated Jessica Beeal for five years in
Speaker 5: the early two thousands, and like any Hollywood megastar, his
Speaker 5: current girlfriend is sixteen years younger than him. Named that bachelor.
Speaker 8: Oh man, I can't think of any superheroes right now,
Speaker 8: which just terrible.
Speaker 1: I mean more than.
Speaker 8: Sixteen years younger. They're not that old, are they are they?
Speaker 1: I think they're in their forties. Like the Chris.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you're thirty five, you can date a
Speaker 7: twenty two year.
Speaker 8: Old if you're Chris Hemsworth the store right, Yes, I
Speaker 8: don't know.
Speaker 5: Go Chris Hemsworth, Alexis, said Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2: That is incorrect. I'm looking for Chris Evans, Captain.
Speaker 1: America sixteen years younger.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 5: They all do American way under brook Brook. Give me
Speaker 5: number one through twenty please, let's go sixteen, said Leonardo DiCaprio. Brook,
Speaker 5: This bachelor just turned fifty three years old. He worked
Speaker 5: as a daycare teacher in college before moving to Hollywood.
Speaker 5: Since then, he's had major success in both television and film,
Speaker 5: and famously starred as someone Mad. But in real life,
Speaker 5: he's going to be quite happy.
Speaker 2: Name that bachelor.
Speaker 1: Oo Okay. My first guess is John Ham. Is he married?
Speaker 4: Because he said someone mad and he was in Madman?
Speaker 9: He is?
Speaker 7: He is well documented.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna go John Ham.
Speaker 2: Brooke said John Ham, that is.
Speaker 5: That's correct. Brooke got that right away. Mad is in
Speaker 5: the show mad Men on AMC.
Speaker 2: Brook's still in it. Jose turn alright, I need a
Speaker 2: number one through twenty.
Speaker 7: Please, let's go three.
Speaker 2: Jose.
Speaker 5: This current bachelor recently turned sixty years old. He's been
Speaker 5: featured as People's Sexiest Man Alive twice, and even though
Speaker 5: he prefers to swimming pools to get his physique right,
Speaker 5: he has been spotted in multiple oceans.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 7: My first instinct was George Clooney.
Speaker 1: He's definitely married to them all, that's right?
Speaker 10: Yeh?
Speaker 7: Or cheat on her enough to be considered sing.
Speaker 1: And Maggie McConaughey is married too.
Speaker 4: He's been married to his loving because I think she
Speaker 4: was like a hairdresser.
Speaker 8: I thought it was the movie Oceans.
Speaker 1: Is that what he's talking about? Oh maybe?
Speaker 11: Okay, I never saw that, and I'm talking like this
Speaker 11: like a whiteball, what up?
Speaker 1: And it did it?
Speaker 11: So I'm gonna give a shout out to one of
Speaker 11: my favorite people in life, Jack Black.
Speaker 5: Jose said Jack Black, that is incorrect. Alexis was on
Speaker 5: the right path though it was a star of the
Speaker 5: Oceans movie.
Speaker 7: Pitt Brad Pitt, Wow.
Speaker 2: I forget he's single because I, oh, yeah, sexiest man.
Speaker 5: All right, Jeffer, you need to get this right otherwise
Speaker 5: Brook's gonna win this Bachelor edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I a number one through twenty.
Speaker 2: Please twenty please number twenty.
Speaker 5: This celebrity bachelor says he's hoping to find love when
Speaker 5: he least expects it. He's only thirty six, and the
Speaker 5: program he's most known for broke cable TV records with
Speaker 5: seventeen and a half million viewers. Now that's something to
Speaker 5: sing about.
Speaker 2: Name that bachelor broke cable TV records. Nothing's breaking cable
Speaker 2: TV records. Anymore. Nobody watches TV. Well, no, like seventeen million,
Speaker 2: that's like nothing, So this must have happened like ten
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest probably claims he's still thirty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: No, he's like fifty.
Speaker 2: Did Walter White sing in Breaking Bad Walter? There was
Speaker 2: that one musical episode? O way, I know the voice?
Speaker 2: The voice is Cable TV. Yeah, the Maroon five guy
Speaker 2: is notoriously good with women. Must go with Adam Levine.
Speaker 1: Really is he?
Speaker 5: Though Jeffrey went with Adam Levine?
Speaker 2: That is incorrect.
Speaker 5: I was actually looking for zach Efron sing in high school.
Speaker 2: Musical Out of the day.
Speaker 1: That means, Brook, You've won today's.
Speaker 2: Blentyenty.
Speaker 1: It feels so good.
Speaker 2: Brook is the master of the Bachelor's so she gets
Speaker 2: to choose who get shocked, and they're gonna be singing
Speaker 2: respect by Aretha.
Speaker 4: Frank, I've definitely given it to my apprentice, Alexis, you know,
Speaker 4: because well.
Speaker 1: I'm teaching you about all the single men.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, r e sp CC find out what so much.
Speaker 1: Do we apologize to all of Aretha's family that.
Speaker 2: Alexis? That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I have
Speaker 2: some unexpectedly good news to share.
Speaker 1: Today that doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 2: Let's go because Brooke came to me recently and said,
Speaker 2: jeff we don't talk about men and their issues enough
Speaker 2: on this show. Is there a way that we can
Speaker 2: fit in more guy problem talk?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I love that?
Speaker 2: And sure enough. Survey of millennial men just came out,
Speaker 2: and it's a little bit surprising, but seventy two percent
Speaker 2: of dudes say they're anxious about how their body smells
Speaker 2: on any given day care. Yeah, we do look at that.
Speaker 2: Fifty two percent worried that they have bo and aren't
Speaker 2: aware of it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say, if you think you have it
Speaker 4: and you're unaware of it, you probably haven't.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a sign.
Speaker 2: You can smell. Sixty percent say they wish someone would
Speaker 2: tell them that they smell back if that was the
Speaker 2: because you think you.
Speaker 7: Would smell yourself.
Speaker 2: Sixty percent of men want that, So Brooke, if you
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind, can you get up out of your chair
Speaker 2: and politely smell Jose and allerit him to any unpleasant
Speaker 2: odors he might not be aware of. Okay, make sure
Speaker 2: you hit all this, make sure you hit all the
Speaker 2: sweet spots to armpit's neck. Actually nothing. Twenty five percent
Speaker 2: of men say they're worried about the smell of their hands,
Speaker 2: So Jose, you want to get your hands in there too.
Speaker 2: Let Brook have a will like anything?
Speaker 9: Do they?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Carrots for some reason?
Speaker 2: Can you give us a score one out of ten
Speaker 2: ten being the best smell.
Speaker 1: Dog seven and a half.
Speaker 2: It's a solid sea. Yes, Well look at that.
Speaker 9: Brook.
Speaker 2: You wanted us to do more men's stuff on the show,
Speaker 2: and we did it.
Speaker 7: Smell the man. Well, I'm not really imagining love boy.
Speaker 1: I love smelling men. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Tune in tomorrow when Brook does the lick test and
Speaker 2: she licksry redheaded orphan technical director because a new study
Speaker 2: found it's good to lick a redhead. It's good luck
Speaker 2: like a lollipop. Well, you're gonna find out for sure tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the
Speaker 2: radio segment that's teaming up with Walmart to sell a
Speaker 2: brand new affordable breakfast item called a spestost No tastes
Speaker 2: like real bread, made using ceiling parts from old buildings
Speaker 2: constructed pre nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1: I do love a recycle reuse situation.
Speaker 2: And it's gluten free table. Buy your family a loaf
Speaker 2: with Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we've got a laser and there's other queas and farts
Speaker 2: just this first Laser Stories out of Georgia. Thirty nine
Speaker 2: year old Philbert Kank is upset at his moving company.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Philbert.
Speaker 2: He was relocating to a new mobile home across town
Speaker 2: and claims one of the movers stole his adult themed,
Speaker 2: racy set of bedroom dominoes.
Speaker 1: That is so much description for one item.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're wondering what those are. I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 2: you because I still regret the Google.
Speaker 1: Search thing, so we don't want to look him up.
Speaker 2: But after initially reading the story, I can only say
Speaker 2: it's a set of twenty eight dominoes with fourteen adult
Speaker 2: stimulating rewards attached to them.
Speaker 7: So the domino says something and then you do that thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little bit of fun, a weird way
Speaker 4: to play dominoes.
Speaker 2: Okay, it seems like more of a gag gift than
Speaker 2: something you actually notice going missing from your house.
Speaker 4: He's using them, I mean, Philbert, let's be honest. If
Speaker 4: you're using them, he probably using them by yourself to ask.
Speaker 2: Philbert Cank immediately noticed and called the cops to report
Speaker 2: the thefts.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's the cost of that, like twelve dollars.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like a family heirloom.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, That makes sense.
Speaker 2: He said he saw a mover place the racy set
Speaker 2: of dominoes and a few other items off to the side,
Speaker 2: including an iPad, and then before the mover left, he
Speaker 2: went back over to the area and that's when he
Speaker 2: noticed they were gone. The Philbert told the police that
Speaker 2: if the mover can be found, he does want to
Speaker 2: press charges. Apparently he's contacted him off a questionable ad
Speaker 2: on Craigslist and decided to use his services because he
Speaker 2: had the best price around.
Speaker 1: Again, I feel like this is all on Philbert.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I can't trust this guy who charges one dollar
Speaker 2: an hour, who am I to try?
Speaker 12: Right this?
Speaker 2: Next Lazer Stories out of San Diego Beautiful. Twenty one
Speaker 2: year old Joseph Holt was working at the Marriotte Marina
Speaker 2: when he spotted a Lamborghini yacht sailing into a private dock.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a it existed.
Speaker 7: You just combined two ultra rich things.
Speaker 2: Yes, the owner was trying to stop for less than
Speaker 2: a minute just to pick up another person a Lambo.
Speaker 7: He probably can't stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's when Joseph had to tell him the
Speaker 2: bad news. The rich guy was not allowed to park
Speaker 2: at the private dock.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, Yeah, you should understand. Yeah, you had
Speaker 1: to go to a public marina for sure.
Speaker 2: The yacht owner's response, he started yelling over and over,
Speaker 2: I will kill you.
Speaker 7: Nobody reasonable?
Speaker 4: Are you telling me the Lamborghini owner wasn't a nice guy.
Speaker 2: Shocking Witnesses even noticed the yacht bro pound his fist
Speaker 2: into the palm of his hand, telling Joseph, this is
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do to your face.
Speaker 7: Smash so mad the old school.
Speaker 8: That's what.
Speaker 1: I better stop that now.
Speaker 4: Future Chin does sound like a bro, Hey, don't say that.
Speaker 2: According to the police report, Joseph said he was trying
Speaker 2: to hold himself back but couldn't stop from flipping the
Speaker 2: rich guy the birds. Good for Joseph, and that's when
Speaker 2: the yacht owner took out several hundred dollars bills from
Speaker 2: his Wallace threw them at Joseph.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but that is the coolest.
Speaker 1: Awful.
Speaker 7: You look like a jerk, but how cool.
Speaker 2: Police were called, but Joseph decided not to press charges.
Speaker 2: He told the local news station rich people like that
Speaker 2: will have karma someday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they will. But you know what
Speaker 1: making him that?
Speaker 4: If it makes you feel better, I can guarantee that
Speaker 4: lambo guy is definitely over compensating for something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this next lazer store is out of dating headquarters.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're on a first date with a dude who's smart, funny,
Speaker 2: good looking, and maybe the.
Speaker 1: One Oh wow yeah, happy.
Speaker 2: You with me? Now, imagine they're wearing a door the
Speaker 2: Explorer baby bib and it's way too tight around his
Speaker 2: Are you still interested?
Speaker 10: Why answer the question?
Speaker 1: Even if they're maybe they're eating a crab. You know
Speaker 1: you need a bib.
Speaker 2: I say it because a poll just came out of
Speaker 2: three thousand Americans from all walks of life.
Speaker 1: And they asked about Dora the Explorer.
Speaker 2: They asked if a poor fashion choice or too it
Speaker 2: would make them say no to a second date.
Speaker 1: You just went to Dora Bib.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say, I know it doesn't make him
Speaker 4: say no, because is the one thing.
Speaker 1: You could fix.
Speaker 4: That's all the other things you can't do it jack
Speaker 4: about That's true.
Speaker 2: Here's the results. Only thirteen percent said it wouldn't matter
Speaker 2: at all. Yeah, fifty six percent said they'd factor it in,
Speaker 2: and thirty one percent said total deal breaker.
Speaker 8: Okay, how far back you're starting, Oprah?
Speaker 1: Like, are you fixeding the one thing or the whole album?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: The ensemble?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, maybe his clothes go missing one day
Speaker 4: and you don't know that.
Speaker 1: You're just trying to help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if he's wearing a door of the Explorer Bib,
Speaker 2: I feel like there's underlying issues that you should be
Speaker 2: touching those.
Speaker 1: Red flogs more than a fashion choice.
Speaker 2: The black people say they wouldn't even go on a
Speaker 2: second date if that person seemed like a great match
Speaker 2: for them. So here's the top fashion choices people see
Speaker 2: as big red flags on a first date. Number five
Speaker 2: ripped skinny jeans.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, especially now, the skinny jeans aren't as you know,
Speaker 8: it feels like the Ed Hardy T shirt of the.
Speaker 2: Twenty ten Totally the whites. The number four oversized sunglasses,
Speaker 2: especially if it's nighttime. Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I always feel like that just means they're doing drugs.
Speaker 2: That should be a red flat not a cool thing.
Speaker 2: Number three crocs not.
Speaker 4: Cool to crocks on a date.
Speaker 2: Showing up to date. Number two a full designer outfit
Speaker 2: head to toe. Yeah, gap one in four think that
Speaker 2: that's a turn off with a full designer outfit. And
Speaker 2: the number one fashion no no, that will instantly ruin
Speaker 2: your date with someone is if that person is wearing
Speaker 2: a full track suit. Whoae, No, it's not nice.
Speaker 1: What if they have some chest hair coming out at
Speaker 1: the time on zip?
Speaker 2: Just nobody likes anybody in a full tracksuit anymore, although
Speaker 2: it is the opposite in the animal world. If this
Speaker 2: guy showed up wearing a tiny little tracksuit with gdy
Speaker 2: bitty CrOx on his oh, he has definitely gone home
Speaker 2: with me. That yes, I mean Laser storys has come
Speaker 2: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 2: same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In this envelope, I have the results that we've been
Speaker 2: waiting for.
Speaker 6: Guy.
Speaker 2: These are not the results from your free clinic. I
Speaker 2: know you were holding your breath there for a second.
Speaker 2: These are the results from our producer. Because I asked
Speaker 2: him to give us three words to describe today's featured voicemail.
Speaker 1: Messages, he'd have it.
Speaker 2: So now for the great reveal, let's open up the letter.
Speaker 2: The three words are cringey, hilarious and boon dongle? Is
Speaker 2: boon dongle word I.
Speaker 1: Need to said attachment I use for my computer.
Speaker 2: Oh that's just the dongle, but.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's got boone on.
Speaker 2: It, boone attitude. All right, Well, congratulations to all the
Speaker 2: voice messages that you're about to hear when we play them. Cringy,
Speaker 2: hilarious and boon dongle all coming up brand new loser
Speaker 2: line right after this.
Speaker 9: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
Speaker 9: the loser line.
Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone
Speaker 2: approaches you while you're out at the club and a
Speaker 2: man dressed as King Arthur approaches you with this charming
Speaker 2: pickup line. Excuse me, milady, but are you an iron rod?
Speaker 2: Because if you are, I could hammer you on my
Speaker 2: concrete slab. Whatever you do, resist the urge to tell
Speaker 2: him to stick his sword in a stone and instead
Speaker 2: tell him, is that the black plague in your pocket?
Speaker 2: Or are you just happy to see him? That's when
Speaker 2: you give them the number to the loser line. So
Speaker 2: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 2: on the air. Voicemails like this one next.
Speaker 10: Hey, it's full disclosure. I didn't tell you this when
Speaker 10: we met, but I was actually married for seven years.
Speaker 10: It was a pretty conservative situation and I kind of
Speaker 10: kept myself bottled up. But that's over. It's definitely over,
Speaker 10: which is good news for you because currently I'm in
Speaker 10: my skank shave and I'm proud to say that it's
Speaker 10: been awesome. I'm not saying no to anyone. So yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm not sure when you bump this to happen, but
Speaker 10: call me literally anytime. I'm ready anytime.
Speaker 2: That's how you make a man feel special, right there.
Speaker 7: I don't say no to.
Speaker 2: Anyone, quasi moto dealers, my own relatives. It's a yes
Speaker 2: all around.
Speaker 4: She's having a fun time for every.
Speaker 2: Well, usually it's something that you point back to you,
Speaker 2: like that was my face. You don't know it's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm starting it right now, gets are open.
Speaker 2: Whoever wants to come in.
Speaker 7: In the middle of my rock Bob want to be
Speaker 7: a part of it.
Speaker 1: I appreciate her living in the presence.
Speaker 9: Good for her.
Speaker 13: Hey, hey, deb, So I just want to check to
Speaker 13: see if you like still interested in the modeling job
Speaker 13: we talked about.
Speaker 2: I just think I just think it'd be really really huge.
Speaker 9: It'd be a really huge hit with the community.
Speaker 2: And like, like I told you that this would be
Speaker 2: like a minimum cost to you.
Speaker 7: You just need to paint your legs kind of like.
Speaker 2: Brownish, maybe with the acrylic paint, you know, when you.
Speaker 13: When you come over, I'll paint.
Speaker 2: Like the rest of you like a dark green, you know.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I really just think you'll be the coolest human
Speaker 6: tree I think that they've ever seen.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 9: Hopefully we'll win a prize and and I think we will.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just it's just art.
Speaker 6: You know, next method.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we just heard from Brooks sol me.
Speaker 2: He loves art, loves trees in the outdoors.
Speaker 4: And I will say I did think that got less
Speaker 4: creepy he went on at the beginning.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, no, I think this man truly
Speaker 1: believes in this.
Speaker 4: You know, you've seen those like ladies that are dressed
Speaker 4: like butterflies and they're naked and then all of a sudden, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: That's what he wants. I'm gonna go with more stick
Speaker 1: art for this dude, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's actually nice to hear from a guy who
Speaker 2: appreciates quality art on this show. And if you want
Speaker 2: to be cultured in the fine arts just like he is,
Speaker 2: then head over to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page,
Speaker 2: where you're going to see some of the most bold
Speaker 2: abstract art out there, including a video of Alexis turning
Speaker 2: herself into a human pizza. It's Delivery, It's Delexis. And
Speaker 2: also we have your favorite Loser line clip with a
Speaker 2: week on there too, every single week like this one.
Speaker 6: Next mesod Jared, I gotta admit it's kind of dude
Speaker 6: to try to scam me, but you are by far
Speaker 6: the most convincing one. Oh my god, so duh I
Speaker 6: give you cash? What the hell was I thinking?
Speaker 10: So I'm there.
Speaker 6: Obviously in the clubs dancing waiting for you to get
Speaker 6: back with our drinks. You never did of course you
Speaker 6: never did.
Speaker 9: What the hell.
Speaker 10: Was that fifty.
Speaker 6: Bucks really really worth being a part likeaer with no
Speaker 6: integrity squad?
Speaker 14: I hope you get robbed.
Speaker 4: Oh, next message, Okay, I mean that's one reason to
Speaker 4: never pay for your own drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, let the guy do it for you.
Speaker 2: You can say that, but call me crazy. I think
Speaker 2: they have a chance. You meant to steal her heart
Speaker 2: but accidentally stole her wallet. It was a simple misunderstanding,
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 11: I was trying to make you about other girls drinks
Speaker 11: with her money.
Speaker 2: It's a smart man.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Next message, what's up, baby girl?
Speaker 9: Hey, you looked good last night and you knew it.
Speaker 9: You knew it too, didn't You.
Speaker 7: Had on that dress and them heels.
Speaker 9: Listen, let's say you and me tonight.
Speaker 5: Track.
Speaker 7: I'm on the gun phone.
Speaker 2: Hey track, Hey listen.
Speaker 11: Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back, all right,
Speaker 11: but let's say we're gonna make those plans, all right.
Speaker 9: I want you to dream of me.
Speaker 14: Do I bug you when you're on the phone?
Speaker 9: Yes? You?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Not only is that his wife, but that's his wife.
Speaker 7: For a while, I.
Speaker 1: Thought wife that really wouldn't care if he was cheating.
Speaker 7: Is that one of your girlfriends? I hope it is
Speaker 7: just them.
Speaker 2: I respect him for choosing the girl on the phone
Speaker 2: over the trash. Yeah, don't let a man choose the
Speaker 2: trash over you. Yeah, you know you're work, then trash.
Speaker 4: You get the loser line, jeff Remember that actually talking
Speaker 4: to a woman.
Speaker 2: There, it's still respected. Remember you can listen to the
Speaker 2: Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and make
Speaker 2: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. You
Speaker 2: can hear all your favorite loser lines right on there.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a phone tap right.
Speaker 9: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's happened to millions of people. You meet someone off Tinder,
Speaker 2: schedule a date for the next night, and find out, yikes,
Speaker 2: they're a lot different than what you expected them to be.
Speaker 2: Most of the time, it's how they look where it
Speaker 2: doesn't really match up with their photos. But we're in radio,
Speaker 2: so today we're gonna have jose just do a surfer
Speaker 2: broie voice and pretend to be really into something that
Speaker 2: he definitely did not mention on the dating profile. You're
Speaker 2: gonna hear it. That's a little teaser for you. It's
Speaker 2: your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello stop, sup.
Speaker 14: Hello sup girls.
Speaker 11: Bryce from Tindertown. When we were chatting last night, I remember.
Speaker 12: Sorry I had a different number.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, you're right. That's actually the bench phone number.
Speaker 12: The bench phone number.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're off the bench girl. Congrats, you're in the
Speaker 11: starting lineup now.
Speaker 12: I didn't even understand that.
Speaker 13: What did you say?
Speaker 11: Don't worry about it, it's whatever. Look, i'm picking you
Speaker 11: up tomorrow night. I guess what I'm picking you up in.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I'm going to give you a little hint and see
Speaker 7: if you can figure it out.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is that a motorcycle?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 7: Earth to Julia.
Speaker 2: Do you hear that?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 12: I mean yeah, it sounds like a motorcycle.
Speaker 11: Oh and by that, I mean, oh for two.
Speaker 2: Come on here.
Speaker 7: Look, I'm gonna put my phone up to the exhaust pipe.
Speaker 10: No, you really don't have to.
Speaker 7: Take off without me. It's gonna take off without me.
Speaker 7: Rest in peace to ears, like all the ears everywhere.
Speaker 12: I literally don't know what vehicle you're doing, Like why
Speaker 12: are you doing this?
Speaker 10: That's enough, Like I'm that's annoying.
Speaker 7: Did you get it? Though, and I said rest in
Speaker 7: peace to ears, It's.
Speaker 10: Like, yeah, no, it was really okay.
Speaker 7: You didn't laugh. So like I'm starting to wonder if
Speaker 7: we're on the same page.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 12: Actually, what you just seem different, like different than how
Speaker 12: I thought you would be, like cooler you mean, I
Speaker 12: just mean, like like very different. Like your tone's just different.
Speaker 11: I just thought so it's like, if I'm listening correctly,
Speaker 11: it's like every time I read the engine, you're getting
Speaker 11: a little hot, and I'm just I'm distracting.
Speaker 7: If anything, What gets in your pants?
Speaker 11: Girl, dude, it's like that petals like a feather, you know, take.
Speaker 7: Off at any moment.
Speaker 12: This is great, but I gotta I gotta go to
Speaker 12: hold the phone.
Speaker 7: No, I mean like literally hold it, don't put it down.
Speaker 11: I just like want you to know when we're on
Speaker 11: our way to the movies tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, no, I don't think that's gonna happen.
Speaker 11: There's like some fred in the slow lane, you know,
Speaker 11: doing the speed limit. I'll lay this on that bad boy.
Speaker 7: We're stunting, bab do you feel is it felt?
Speaker 10: I honestly think this is a mistake. I'm just gonna
Speaker 10: be honest with you.
Speaker 12: I don't think this is gonna happen.
Speaker 7: Girl, Say nah, say it ain't so say.
Speaker 12: Naw right now, I'm not gonna say nah. Okay, I'm
Speaker 12: telling you no.
Speaker 11: Fine, if we're not going out, then you're not in
Speaker 11: my top five anymore.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 11: You know who's gonna be upset is Kaylee because she's
Speaker 11: now well maybe she's gonna be happy she's in the
Speaker 11: starting five.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know your friend Kaylee.
Speaker 11: Sorry this is my real voice, by the way, but
Speaker 11: but yeah, Kaylee set you up.
Speaker 7: For a prank phone call?
Speaker 10: Are you kidding?
Speaker 7: No, I'm not joking. Well I was joking, but now
Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is actually Jose for the radishow Brook and
Speaker 11: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 12: God, you guys got me going. I was spinning out
Speaker 12: for a minute, spinning.
Speaker 7: Out exactly.
Speaker 11: In studio balk A love girl.
Speaker 12: Oh oh, I got really worried for a minute that
Speaker 12: I was actually gonna have to go on a date
Speaker 12: with that.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 11: No, if I picked you up for the movies, I'd
Speaker 11: probably make you drive and I'd sit in the backseat.
Speaker 7: To Actually it's not probably you'd have to pay. I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't make a lot of money.
Speaker 11: Actually, I may need some money for this call.
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning mornings on the Twenties, Brook and
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In today's second day call, we conducted a little mini
Speaker 2: experiment with Brooke regarding a few of the guys that
Speaker 2: she's dated in her past. And this is something we've
Speaker 2: never attempted before. I don't think Brooke was expecting the
Speaker 2: results of it, but I will say this, the numbers
Speaker 2: don't lie.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're going to stick to it? May no like
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, maybe it's gonna help us understand the
Speaker 2: unusual mindset of one of our listeners when it comes
Speaker 2: to finding himself a suitable match in the dating world.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it coming up in a brand new
Speaker 2: Second Date update. Right after this Second Date Update, We're
Speaker 2: going to do a fun little experiment here that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Before you got together with your husband, Mike, think about
Speaker 2: the last couple guys before him that you dated. I
Speaker 2: need you to rate them based on their attractiveness, just
Speaker 2: simply one to ten.
Speaker 4: The last two, Oh, they're both well, no, okay, one
Speaker 4: of us are changing in your head. I'd give one
Speaker 4: of them an eight, and then I'd give one of
Speaker 4: the other ones when he showered five.
Speaker 1: Unshowered, I go, okay, so we had really greasy hair.
Speaker 2: Now, a recent study says, if you average out the
Speaker 2: numbers of your ex'es, that is what society deems your
Speaker 2: number is, so Brook you would be a solid five.
Speaker 4: I don't actually argue that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't think you would. It's like you are
Speaker 2: what you eat, you are who you've dated. And one
Speaker 2: of our listeners may be dealing with a numbers crisis
Speaker 2: in his dating life. His name and I apologize if
Speaker 2: I pronounced this wrong. Is it thom t h O M.
Speaker 14: Yeah, there's an h.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, So according to your email, it says that
Speaker 2: before the date, you considered yourself to be a six,
Speaker 2: but afterwards you considered yourself a four. Now why do
Speaker 2: you feel that way? Did you fall face down on
Speaker 2: an escalator? What's going on?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 14: No, I mean when I went out with her, I
Speaker 14: thought she was a six easily, but she's like not
Speaker 14: calling me back. So now I'm thinking I'm a four.
Speaker 6: You know you.
Speaker 2: You can't lock down a six. Then yeah, what is
Speaker 2: that right?
Speaker 4: We just like put it out there that no woman,
Speaker 4: no matter where you actually think they stand, should ever
Speaker 4: be called anything but a seven or eight.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, at least off to their face. But
Speaker 2: she's not on the phone right now, so we're allowed
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Why do you think you failed?
Speaker 14: I have absolutely no idea. I mean, look, I didn't
Speaker 14: put in like a ton of effort. Maybe that was.
Speaker 1: It's one big clue there.
Speaker 7: Listen, I don't know what her name is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what her name is? Do we
Speaker 2: put that much effort in? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Tory?
Speaker 2: Is it Torri? Or is it Thory? With an? It's
Speaker 2: just yeah, okay, where did you meet Tory?
Speaker 14: Dating app? Which I normally it was? It was weird,
Speaker 14: Like I normally I kind of aim higher, I'm going
Speaker 14: after seven to eighty.
Speaker 2: Hear them out?
Speaker 14: You got to wait, listen. I mean that was the thing.
Speaker 14: I've been like kind of going after these sort of
Speaker 14: I guess aesthetically more beautiful women. But it wasn't really working.
Speaker 14: So I was kind of like, well, you know, I'll
Speaker 14: go out with this girl. She's probably six.
Speaker 4: I feel you do you always think of people on
Speaker 4: this rating scale?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, all men think that way. Surprise flash.
Speaker 2: We think beautiful women are beautiful.
Speaker 1: Different.
Speaker 4: That's different than rating every single person.
Speaker 1: You mean, okay, so here's my question.
Speaker 2: Women do this? I know women rate guys.
Speaker 4: I don't rate people in my head, Like, yes, I
Speaker 4: find them attractive or not attractive for sure, but I
Speaker 4: don't play.
Speaker 2: Was one of your boyfriends? Was the other one? You
Speaker 2: don't rate people? Okay, I guess you.
Speaker 9: Can.
Speaker 1: I just ask them a question, go ahead.
Speaker 4: I'm curious because it doesn't sound like you are attracted
Speaker 4: to this woman, and it doesn't sound like you're interested.
Speaker 1: Why are you calling us getting into to her?
Speaker 14: I mean it's not as if I wasn't like unattracted
Speaker 14: to her. I mean we were definitely getting along.
Speaker 11: I guess there's people you keep around.
Speaker 1: He's being rejected and he hates it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like it's a what you can't have things?
Speaker 7: That's true?
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I mean, look, we just went to like a dive bar.
Speaker 14: It wasn't like we did some big fancy dinner. I
Speaker 14: wasn't exactly willing to spend a lot of money on it.
Speaker 2: But if I don't know, if she was a seven
Speaker 2: or eight, then you would have gone the extra mile
Speaker 2: and like paid it.
Speaker 14: I probably would have.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's for you.
Speaker 4: Were you nice to her when you were on the day,
Speaker 4: I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: Did you compliment her a little bit?
Speaker 14: I mean, if we hung out and we laughed every
Speaker 14: once in a while, it was kind of cool. The
Speaker 14: one thing that was kind of strange. I mean, I
Speaker 14: guess after we had been drinking a little bit, like
Speaker 14: went to the bathroom and I came back and I
Speaker 14: was going to give her like a surprise hug, but
Speaker 14: she was she was sitting down on a bar stool,
Speaker 14: and I kind of like gave her a hug from behind,
Speaker 14: and it was almost like I got her in like
Speaker 14: a little headlog.
Speaker 2: You're standing up and she's sitting So yeah, a lineman
Speaker 2: isn't right.
Speaker 7: He didn't really put her in a hand.
Speaker 1: No, my husband's height.
Speaker 4: It's like whenever he hugs me from behind, it is
Speaker 4: literally like a chokehold.
Speaker 1: And I hate it. I hate it so much.
Speaker 2: Did you let go after thirty seconds consciousness?
Speaker 7: Literally false sleep?
Speaker 14: I gave her like a little NUGGI you know, kind
Speaker 14: of thing.
Speaker 5: Like the are you joking?
Speaker 1: No, that's a joke.
Speaker 14: No, it was just like stupid quick.
Speaker 7: That's a little friend.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I would never call a man bag.
Speaker 4: I don't care if he was a twenty on whatether
Speaker 4: scale you're working on.
Speaker 1: And gave me a noogie.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you're a proud Brook, You're a five. You
Speaker 2: don't get to choose like that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: She went with what was her response to the new gie?
Speaker 14: Yeah, look, she seems startled at first, but we had
Speaker 14: been drinking, so it kind of she just off and
Speaker 14: we just got back to talking.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: I'm sure when she realized it was you, everything.
Speaker 4: Was okay, and her mood didn't change, like shouldn't become
Speaker 4: more icy or cold towards you.
Speaker 14: And to be honest, I didn't really notice because I
Speaker 14: was sort of like not as interested anymore. I'd sort
Speaker 14: of lost the desire to have taken any further.
Speaker 4: I was like, Eh, whatever, am I trying to be
Speaker 4: a jerk right now?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 14: Look, I mean I'm being honest with you. That's totally
Speaker 14: how it was. On the date, I was just like
Speaker 14: not into it. But then when I got home, it
Speaker 14: was like I realized, out of all the dates I've
Speaker 14: been on, and all the dates that I don't like,
Speaker 14: I kind of liked her the.
Speaker 4: Most was that she was the best of the worst,
Speaker 4: right right, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm really concerned with myself that I followed that.
Speaker 2: Position that some of us have been in many, many times.
Speaker 2: So okay, how long has it been since your date
Speaker 2: with Toy?
Speaker 14: Then it's been a week.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Have you tried to put any effort in since it
Speaker 4: doesn't sound like you put any in it initially?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, look, I waited about four days and
Speaker 14: then I called one. I didn't leave a message or anything.
Speaker 14: I just hung up and then I texted her after that.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, good. And they say romance is dead.
Speaker 2: Well, some people might think they're coming on a little
Speaker 2: bit strong.
Speaker 7: Let it ring once bro ring.
Speaker 2: But we'll see how Tory feels because we're going to
Speaker 2: come back. We'll call her directly.
Speaker 4: I'm actually really excited to hear her opinion of this
Speaker 4: situation and maybe.
Speaker 2: We'll maybe we'll have her rate you see if you
Speaker 2: guys act want to hear everybody, and then we'll rate
Speaker 2: everybody in this room.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back not healthy.
Speaker 2: It's a rape fast when we come back for your
Speaker 2: second date update. Right after this second date update, we
Speaker 2: got an interesting situation on our hands here with one
Speaker 2: of our listeners Thumb spelled like Tom but with an
Speaker 2: h in there, and to a few of us on
Speaker 2: the show, it sounds like he only wants another date
Speaker 2: with this woman Tory because he's kind to board, or.
Speaker 1: He's being rejected and hates that. I can't decide which.
Speaker 2: He doesn't seem that into her, at least according to
Speaker 2: some people in this.
Speaker 1: Room, according to him.
Speaker 2: To me, he said that, well, I don't know how
Speaker 2: he feels personally. It sounds like he is passionately in
Speaker 2: love that's trying to play it kois.
Speaker 1: He told us that he was being honest like eight times,
Speaker 1: so I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's what a koy person would say. That tricked me
Speaker 2: to true because there really weren't a lot of highlights
Speaker 2: to cover from their dive bar hangout, except for when
Speaker 2: he tried to hug her from behind and accidentally put
Speaker 2: her into a mini headlock.
Speaker 1: That's a huge highlight. I mean, I'm more a low
Speaker 1: light for her.
Speaker 2: It's kind of playful flirtiness there.
Speaker 7: It's not well to some it could be almost like
Speaker 7: the I do kiss. It's very cute and romantic.
Speaker 2: That's the potential for it. Anyway, we're hoping to help
Speaker 2: cure Thomb of his you know, eternal boredness and get
Speaker 2: him another date with here Brook. Is there anything disparaging
Speaker 2: you'd like to say to Thom before we begin here?
Speaker 1: I feel like I covered it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anything left?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What I want to ask him is if he is
Speaker 4: going to be embarrassed if he gets rejected on the radio.
Speaker 14: No, honestly, not really.
Speaker 7: Okay, good, no pressure.
Speaker 2: I mean she's already basically rejecting you as it is.
Speaker 2: Sure can't be rejected.
Speaker 14: I don't know how you know how much else I
Speaker 14: can worry about that if it.
Speaker 4: Happens, okay, right, well usually so you just don't care
Speaker 4: about that either, Okay, we're just full apathetic.
Speaker 2: I can sense the passion in Tom's voice. Raight, sorry,
Speaker 2: tom My bad?
Speaker 7: What if Thom's just killing time with us right now?
Speaker 7: He's like, Man, I'm kind of bored. I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: call this.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but let's get it done. We'll see what she
Speaker 2: asked to say. I'm gonna dial her number right now.
Speaker 14: You ready, you guys, are you asking me that.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, never mind, let me just focus on
Speaker 2: Tori here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so many emails and this is the one we
Speaker 1: chose to do.
Speaker 2: I mean, Brooke, we're not going to turn down the
Speaker 2: chance to interview a hard four on his data self admit.
Speaker 2: So here we go. This is for Tho.
Speaker 14: Let's call her.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Tory.
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 1: It is a dumb joke.
Speaker 2: Tory, what's up? You're on the radio with Brooke and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 14: Hey, Torri, Hi, it's weird.
Speaker 1: You know it's gonna get a lot weirder a second.
Speaker 2: We don't know that for sure. We do want to
Speaker 2: try into your personal life, just the tiniest bit and
Speaker 2: ask you about a date that you went on the
Speaker 2: other day with a guy named Thomb.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 2: You probably met a lot of thombs, so this one, uh,
Speaker 2: he was the one that took you to a dive bar.
Speaker 13: Yeah thomb Okay, I remember him.
Speaker 4: Weird, he's weird or it's weird that we're calling.
Speaker 13: No I, it's weird that you're it's weird that you're
Speaker 13: calling me right.
Speaker 2: Well, we're just trying to ask in general, how you
Speaker 2: felt about the date and how you felt about Thomb himself.
Speaker 13: I don't know, he's.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, fine.
Speaker 1: Fine, Okay, you're going to ask your Alexis on a scale.
Speaker 2: Let's not let's not go to the super that's just weird. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: What you want to ask. Like, we want to get
Speaker 2: a sense of how you really feel about Thomb. Is
Speaker 2: there like a chance that there might be another meetup?
Speaker 7: Maybe?
Speaker 14: I mean, I guess he did like text me.
Speaker 13: I just I never texted him back.
Speaker 10: It was a fine day.
Speaker 13: I mean I didn't really seem like he wanted to
Speaker 13: be there, but like I didn't really want to be there.
Speaker 4: Either, So okay, why didn't you want to be there?
Speaker 13: I mean, it wasn't like a bad date, It just
Speaker 13: wasn't a day.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I guess I've been like going back and forth on
Speaker 13: how I feel about him. Okay, Like part of me
Speaker 13: is like I can probably do better. Then there's another
Speaker 13: part of me that's like, is it even worth trying
Speaker 13: to find somebody else?
Speaker 4: You know, like, don't settle, don't settle for follows our
Speaker 4: listener he's asked us for help.
Speaker 1: I don't want him to settle either.
Speaker 2: He also, I just you didn't say that.
Speaker 7: To him, okay to her.
Speaker 4: Is there any highlights or low lights, any moments from
Speaker 4: the date that really stand out to you?
Speaker 13: I mean not not really, Like I haven't even really
Speaker 13: thought about him.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you haven't thought about him?
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 13: Just like you know, you have an experience, it's like eh,
Speaker 13: and then you just kind of like go about your
Speaker 13: life and don't give it much attention.
Speaker 7: Maybe no highlights is a highlight?
Speaker 2: Like that's actually in itself that's interesting.
Speaker 13: I mean, wait, are you guys asking me?
Speaker 2: The similarities are actually pretty striking. I know that confusing,
Speaker 2: and I like, I can't wait to see the fireworks
Speaker 2: that explode out of a conversation when we tell you,
Speaker 2: toy that Thumb is actually on the other line right now,
Speaker 2: listening to this conversation. Oh yeah, and he wants he
Speaker 2: wants to jump in and talk to you.
Speaker 14: Huh hey, yeah that stuff.
Speaker 2: So we're just going to back away and let you
Speaker 2: two love birds talk this out.
Speaker 13: Go ahead, Madic Sorry, I mean, I I don't want
Speaker 13: to like hurt your feelings. I'm just being honest, Like,
Speaker 13: I don't know. I just didn't feel like it was
Speaker 13: that special. Really, no offense to you, like you're a
Speaker 13: nice guy.
Speaker 14: I mean, look, no offense taken. I agree it was
Speaker 14: it was fine. It's not like we we didn't hate
Speaker 14: each other, you know.
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, I don't know. I mean I guess, like
Speaker 13: I said, I'm like going back and forth. Part of
Speaker 13: me is like, yeah, why not? It was like fine,
Speaker 13: and then the other part of me is just like
Speaker 13: he's not even on my mind at all that we
Speaker 13: even went out.
Speaker 1: You know, is this where dating sat? Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: what's happening.
Speaker 2: Sparks broke.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I mean, look, I appreciate the honesty, and I'll be
Speaker 14: honest with you. I mean I kind of only thought
Speaker 14: about you when this radio show came on. They sort
Speaker 14: of asked me if I wanted to do the second
Speaker 14: date call.
Speaker 10: So I mean that's fair, that's totally fair.
Speaker 13: Like I think back on their days, there's nothing like
Speaker 13: special about our date, you.
Speaker 14: Know, like I get it weird, Like that's what I
Speaker 14: kind of liked about it, Like the lack of interest,
Speaker 14: Like there was no drama and like that's kind of
Speaker 14: not bad.
Speaker 1: That was actually the most positive thing that I've heard
Speaker 1: any of them say, the.
Speaker 2: Most romantic things spoken on the show.
Speaker 1: Are you guys attracted to each other?
Speaker 2: I thought about very long thought.
Speaker 11: I think you guys are actually perfect for each other.
Speaker 11: You're madly in love and you just don't care enough.
Speaker 2: Yet the bar is set so so low for both
Speaker 2: of you, not even that this might actually work.
Speaker 1: I think there is a bar. I think the bar
Speaker 1: is left.
Speaker 2: Well, let's find out for sure, because Toy, we love
Speaker 2: to offer you another date with Thom, and we would
Speaker 2: pay for that date if you're willing to see him
Speaker 2: one more time.
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess, like the dating apps are just
Speaker 13: so bad right now. Like I don't know if you
Speaker 13: guys are on there, but there's just like herves and
Speaker 13: weirdos and like I had like a group of three
Speaker 13: things they wanted to add a fourth one time.
Speaker 12: It's just like.
Speaker 13: Rocks out there.
Speaker 10: So I guess, yeah, like why not it.
Speaker 13: Doesn't like her to do another one?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 2: Well? Tom, Well, hold on, Brooke, he may have changed
Speaker 2: his mind. Let's ask him, Tom, are you still up
Speaker 2: for this?
Speaker 14: I mean, I think it's great. I mean, I'll take
Speaker 14: a pre date.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll take and why not? How much worse
Speaker 2: can it gets? Sure, well, congratulate. I don't even want
Speaker 2: to congratulate you. It doesn't feel like it deserves a congratulations.
Speaker 1: It's I have never been so depressed at the end
Speaker 1: of a second day.
Speaker 2: Now it's officially my favorite second date we've ever done.
Speaker 2: Now that book's depressed. Good work, and you're going out
Speaker 2: one more time?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 2: Are we done?
Speaker 9: Rook?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Why do I feel like this
Speaker 2: is going to be one of our highest rated second
Speaker 2: date calls of all time? Torri and Thomb, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go with that.
Speaker 1: I don't agree with you.
Speaker 2: Are you in in twenty years? I feel like we're
Speaker 2: all going to look back in this moment and say, Wow,
Speaker 2: Tory and Thomb were couples goals. I mean, forget Zendaya
Speaker 2: and Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively given
Speaker 2: me Thomb and Tory for the relationship.
Speaker 7: They clicked so hard that realize, yeah they didn't care.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, if that's what you want to believe in, is
Speaker 1: this type of love, then I.
Speaker 2: Don't be jealous, because you'll never feel the type of
Speaker 2: love that was exploding. Its mean them, you know what
Speaker 2: they say.
Speaker 7: Sometimes fireworks are silent.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait until there's a marriage proposal.
Speaker 1: It's like, so, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was thinking like if you wanted to yeah, sure
Speaker 4: that's fine, and she's like, who are you again?
Speaker 2: Remember if you ever want to get a second day up,
Speaker 2: they can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 2: who isn't calling.
Speaker 1: You back, even if you don't really want one, yes,
Speaker 1: kind of maybe one.
Speaker 2: Just bored, Yeah, will help you out. It's broken.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Fifteen years ago, we could have never seen this coming.
Speaker 2: But now we live in a day and age where
Speaker 2: you can get literally any item, any product you want,
Speaker 2: delivered right to your front door in forty eight hours
Speaker 2: or less.
Speaker 7: Amazing.
Speaker 1: My kids are so spoiled. It took a week once
Speaker 1: for a delivery. They're like, what is this? Why isn't
Speaker 1: it here?
Speaker 2: Send it back? I don't even want it?
Speaker 1: An what's your problem?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Literally anything toilet trees, it's crazy, furniture, an O. J.
Speaker 2: Simpson costume for your dog, sell everything on Amazon, and.
Speaker 1: A little white electric.
Speaker 2: So cute. The only thing you can't get delivered from
Speaker 2: there is true love, Jeff. I mean cheap love you
Speaker 2: probably get, but true ones. For that, you need to
Speaker 2: go to a different website. And we're going to take
Speaker 2: you there next because it's a brand new Craigslist Misconnections
Speaker 2: right after.
Speaker 9: This Cuty Misconnections that was staring.
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 2: One is in the Spirit Airlines Elite Members Lounge, which
Speaker 2: is not actually they do, and it's located in the
Speaker 2: kitchen of the airport.
Speaker 15: Chilis a working kitchen, yeah yeah, yeah, you do have
Speaker 15: to run the food out though. The other is on
Speaker 15: the pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one
Speaker 2: titled peak at my Tiny Picasso Man for Woman forties
Speaker 2: Modern Art Museum. Oh, I'm just gonna read this how
Speaker 2: I think this guy would probably sound. You may remember me.
Speaker 2: I was the distinguished, well dressed gentleman you spoke with
Speaker 2: that was wearing the Gucci monocle and matching slack.
Speaker 7: Please tell me it was a shape of a g.
Speaker 2: We shatted while taking in the contemporary Cuban art pieces.
Speaker 1: I do like some Cubism, honestly.
Speaker 2: You ask me what all the noises were for. I
Speaker 2: responded by educating you about properly examining works of art,
Speaker 2: and if it so happens to move you emotionally, then
Speaker 2: it's strongly encouraged to let out a slight moan or
Speaker 2: a gurgle of appreciation.
Speaker 1: A gurgle, I've said a lot of time at galleries.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's actually.
Speaker 7: Is this the Mona Lisa?
Speaker 2: You really love it? You said you thought I was
Speaker 2: in the beginning stages of having a stroke. Yeah, after
Speaker 2: checks out, try at thought at the notion fod. I
Speaker 2: took a gander at you, and then my body made
Speaker 2: some gurgling noises. In front of me stood a stoic,
Speaker 2: green haired, real life Mona Lisa with a neck tattoo
Speaker 2: of a single piece of bacon.
Speaker 1: I do too.
Speaker 2: My feathers were all a ruffle after that. So I
Speaker 2: offered you a ride home, since you dressed like you
Speaker 2: had no bus money.
Speaker 14: Oh that was a sat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gurgle guy needs to calm down.
Speaker 2: A little bit, you declined and walked away. If we
Speaker 2: never meet again, I will always ponder about the deeper
Speaker 2: meaning of that bacon tattoo. Did it represent your childhood trauma?
Speaker 2: Or were you protesting to the world about an ethical
Speaker 2: treatment of hall I will wait for your answer.
Speaker 1: I knew there were such refined people on Craigslist.
Speaker 2: That sign Andrew, let's going your next misconnection titled will
Speaker 2: you be My Forever? L cappy ten okay woman for
Speaker 2: man twenties climbing.
Speaker 1: Gym Oh, I get it out.
Speaker 2: You had the face of a younger Matthew McConaughey, but
Speaker 2: I almost didn't want to get close because I was
Speaker 2: afraid you'd smell like him too.
Speaker 1: There are some people that look like they smell, you know.
Speaker 2: I was the cutie with the box braid and tried
Speaker 2: to get your attention by stretching next to you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can touch my knees.
Speaker 2: When that wasn't working, I told you that I'm new,
Speaker 2: but my dad said I had great feet for a climber.
Speaker 1: Let's not bring our dad into this.
Speaker 2: After that, you tried to walk away, but I grabbed
Speaker 2: your arm and said, not so fast. Mister dazed and
Speaker 2: aroused out, You're coming with me.
Speaker 4: I like her.
Speaker 2: I asked you to spot me on my first bouldering session,
Speaker 2: and I was so proud of myself. I almost made
Speaker 2: it about halfway up the wall good, but I realized
Speaker 2: you weren't enjoying the view like I thought you were,
Speaker 2: So I did the only thing I could think of
Speaker 2: to get close to you. I screamed, trust full, and
Speaker 2: wouldn't you know it, I landed right on top of you,
Speaker 2: my hero. Anyways, I wasn't able to get your name
Speaker 2: before the paramedics took your Oh my god. I hope
Speaker 2: you get better soon and feel all right? All right,
Speaker 2: all right, let's try another fun hobby together. Yours truly, Jennifer,
Speaker 2: but my friends call me Turnip.
Speaker 1: I just feel like her friend is that bacon girl
Speaker 1: from the first.
Speaker 2: Just walking in the same circles. His next misconnection is
Speaker 2: titled Every Kiss Begins with Spray Pepper Spray Man for
Speaker 2: a woman thirties jewelry store. I was shopping for an
Speaker 2: engagement ring when you walked in, blonde haired beauty with
Speaker 2: librarian glasses and proposed to me. Pumps on your feet. No,
Speaker 2: don't worry, I don't have a fiance or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Why were you shopping for an engagement rate.
Speaker 2: I just believe you can never be too prepared. That's
Speaker 2: why I was in the store. I was the eager
Speaker 2: gentleman in the plaid jacket that approached you like I
Speaker 2: worked there, and asked if I could help you.
Speaker 4: Help.
Speaker 2: You told me that you needed to get your engagement
Speaker 2: band resized, and I said, no problem. And then I
Speaker 2: asked you about your personal life.
Speaker 1: It is a problem for her because you're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to do anything.
Speaker 2: I gave you a piece of advice. Like my grandmother
Speaker 2: always told me, one of the keys to a successful
Speaker 2: marriage is having separate bathrooms.
Speaker 1: Maybe onto something here, I hear more.
Speaker 2: That's when I may have overstepped in my bounds because
Speaker 2: I asked if you and your fiance use the same toilet.
Speaker 2: If you do, it could be a sign that you
Speaker 2: shouldn't go through with the wedding.
Speaker 1: It's all about the toilet.
Speaker 2: Before you could answer, I was escorted out of the
Speaker 2: building by a very rude security guard who pepper sprayed
Speaker 2: me when I tried to come back in and say goodbye.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like that security guard knows this
Speaker 1: guy's first name.
Speaker 2: Now I'm not allowed within two hundred yards of that store.
Speaker 2: If you see this, just know I've got two bathrooms
Speaker 2: in my apartment. One is just for you that I
Speaker 2: do have to share the toilet paper though. That signed Jonathan, I.
Speaker 1: Guess two bathroom apartments are expensive. You gotta make cuts
Speaker 1: where you can't.
Speaker 2: Those are misconnections for the week.
Speaker 9: Freaking free in the morning.
Speaker 2: Felicia is a new player with a ten year old child,
Speaker 2: and that ten year old child has a dream.
Speaker 1: What's that dream?
Speaker 2: Dreams of one day hearing his mother get humiliated on
Speaker 2: live radio playing a trivia game. And who am I
Speaker 2: to say no to a child?
Speaker 9: Say no?
Speaker 1: Don't say no, Jeff, Let her live that dream, fulfill
Speaker 1: that dream.
Speaker 2: Felicia, are you ready to make your child's dreams come true? Today?
Speaker 13: If that's the dream, I think I'm looking.
Speaker 2: At squashing.
Speaker 9: You.
Speaker 1: Don't humiliate yourself just to help your child.
Speaker 10: No, I think I won't fall on my sword today.
Speaker 1: You're really confident. I like that, Felicia.
Speaker 2: It's a good lesson to your kid that you're not
Speaker 2: always going to get what you want in life.
Speaker 5: Yes, true.
Speaker 1: I sing that song to my kids all the time.
Speaker 4: What they hate it so angry because I'm already telling
Speaker 4: them no, and then I follow it up with that
Speaker 4: and they're like, you are er anyway.
Speaker 1: Just a tip on how to drive your kids crazy.
Speaker 2: There you go. Rest, We'll go out in the studio
Speaker 2: and think of some more tips for child rearing. While
Speaker 2: she does that, let's go over the rules everybody. It's
Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
Speaker 2: have to beat Brooke out right if you want to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready, Forelicia?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen eighty three,
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson first performed what Out of This World Dance move?
Speaker 2: On TV thriller Boeing is making a brand new Air
Speaker 2: Force one. Does it cost more or less than two
Speaker 2: billion dollars more? What's the top part of a guitar
Speaker 2: called the headstock, the head stick or the topper.
Speaker 9: The head stock?
Speaker 2: In the US? How often is a census conducted tenures?
Speaker 2: What type of animal is a camel omnivore herbivore or
Speaker 2: carnivore herbivore? According to Disney, how old was Alice in
Speaker 2: the movie Alice in Wonderland fifteen fifteen, There Okay, Brook's
Speaker 2: gonna come back into the studio. Good work there, Felicia.
Speaker 2: You says on my screener here that you're going to
Speaker 2: New Mexico soon for a hot air balloon fest.
Speaker 1: Oh cool?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 10: They do it every year and it's absolutely insane.
Speaker 13: It's hundreds of hot air balloons all in the air once.
Speaker 2: It's incredible.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Are you flying one of the balloons?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 10: Absolutely not, but it is on my bucket list to
Speaker 10: ride one.
Speaker 1: So that's a friend from high school and that was
Speaker 1: her hobby.
Speaker 9: Air.
Speaker 2: Yes, hobbies in the nineteen twenties were really crazy.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Brook, Your time starts now. On this
Speaker 2: day in nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed what
Speaker 2: Out of this World dance move on TV. Boeing is
Speaker 2: making a brand new Air Force one. Does it cost
Speaker 2: more or less than two billion dollars?
Speaker 1: Probably more.
Speaker 2: What is the top part of a guitar called the headstock,
Speaker 2: the head stick or the topper?
Speaker 1: Very head head top? I don't know.
Speaker 2: There was none of the options in the US. How
Speaker 2: often is a consensus conducted.
Speaker 1: Every four years?
Speaker 2: What type of animal is a camel omnivorre herbivore.
Speaker 1: Carnival, the camel is a omnivore.
Speaker 2: No, no, all right answered. We're going over to the
Speaker 2: scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose I
Speaker 2: love the crack absolutely cuckoo crack right, Felicia, you got
Speaker 2: four corrected.
Speaker 4: She smoked me, Ambro wouldn't let me get that camel correct?
Speaker 1: Question correct?
Speaker 7: What with or without them?
Speaker 1: Question questions?
Speaker 11: We've bressed your child's dream of getting related on the radio.
Speaker 1: By Felicia High.
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 3: On this day.
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson first performed his famous
Speaker 2: moonwalk dance move on TV. Yeah, the world was never
Speaker 2: the same after that. Boeing is making a brand new
Speaker 2: Air Force one. It costs more than two billion dollars
Speaker 2: three point nine billion. It is the most expensive airplane
Speaker 2: in the world by far.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: The top part of a guitar is called the headstock
Speaker 2: that sucks. A census in the US is conducted once
Speaker 2: every ten years. A camel is an herbivore, and Alice
Speaker 2: in the movie Alice in Wonderland, according to Disney, was
Speaker 2: seven years old. When she went down the Oh God, Elesia, congratulations,
Speaker 2: you beat. You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.
Speaker 2: You win a four pack of tickets to Paw Patrol Live,
Speaker 2: playing in the Puget Sound region April fifth through the seventeenth.
Speaker 2: Paw Patrol Live is coming to McCaw hall, and you
Speaker 2: and three others will be there as they face their
Speaker 2: biggest challenge yet. For more info on tickets, go to
Speaker 2: Pawpatrol Live dot com.
Speaker 10: My kid's gonna love that. Thank you, Awes.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Felicia, congratulations. I'm really disappointed at myself. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go sulk at.
Speaker 1: My desk now.
Speaker 10: Oh, no worries, worries next time.
Speaker 1: You don't feel bad at all? Wow, God, no heart.
Speaker 2: First time comes away with the win. That's how champions
Speaker 2: do it. Felicia, well done. We'll be back to do
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 9: Tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.