Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an
Speaker 1: expert because we wanted to know the real deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: Steve is here with his breakup handbook.
Speaker 2: All right, these are things that you need to have
Speaker 2: in mind after the breakup.
Speaker 1: Most of this is for.
Speaker 2: Fellas, because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly.
Speaker 1: It's ugly out there. Now.
Speaker 2: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, How to
Speaker 2: act when you break up? All right, Now, here's rule
Speaker 2: number one. You are allowed only one drunk die You
Speaker 2: know how you call them up when you drunk? You
Speaker 2: only get to one. And it sounds like something like this,
Speaker 2: Hello is me? You know who me is?
Speaker 1: Don't play with me? You know who met? Play with
Speaker 1: my emotions? Who is me? You? You know who me is?
Speaker 2: How many of you?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: Get one of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule.
Speaker 2: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
Speaker 2: just cause you see the car parked outside the club,
Speaker 2: the restaurant or church.
Speaker 1: Don't go on down. You can't do that. Ship we
Speaker 1: broke up here, I can't go in there. If I
Speaker 1: see a car, you can know you can't roll up
Speaker 1: on her is she in that prison law.
Speaker 2: Nah, I gotta say you with church later on, but
Speaker 2: just stay that stay out right.
Speaker 1: You can't roll up on them. Oh that she is.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there. Oh there he is. I'm
Speaker 1: going in there. You can't do that. Call look at
Speaker 1: allegedly all right.
Speaker 2: Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
Speaker 2: parties for at least four months.
Speaker 1: Nobody else over there. You get to go through the
Speaker 1: spot at least four months. Keep it one. Here's another one, Okay.
Speaker 2: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.
Speaker 2: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.
Speaker 2: You're playing over and over, but you can't send me.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to move on and I'm killing you.
Speaker 1: Now. Listen to this, all y'all.
Speaker 2: Stuff, all possessions is collected at one time, and one time.
Speaker 2: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.
Speaker 2: Keep coming over here looking.
Speaker 1: For stuff, my red hair. You can't keep coming over here.
Speaker 2: I got coming to you in the closet looking for
Speaker 2: your tank top.
Speaker 1: Keeping it real. You hit the big one right here.
Speaker 2: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama around.
Speaker 1: One, and you can't be friends with Mama. Come home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thats a good one. You're trying to pick up some
Speaker 1: greens and you in here talking rolling your eyes when
Speaker 1: I walk in the door. Here's the next one. Okay,
Speaker 1: all parties. She find a new church home.
Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, yeah, yeah, whip together.
Speaker 1: I Lovesick.
Speaker 2: All your friends should be divided up equally except.
Speaker 1: The ones you hate. You can have him another. No
Speaker 1: posting a new pictures? Yeah yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 2: Her naked on him, dressed up like the damn Easter.
Speaker 1: But the private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: finish this one, all about the old naked pictures? All right? Well, nephew,
Speaker 1: tell me has the bran Fall coming up and we'll
Speaker 1: finish out seams break up rules right after this. You're
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