Speaker 1: You ever look at yourself naked in the mirror and
Speaker 1: think my belly button is just my old mouth Jeff
Speaker 1: in the morning. Yeah, I wonder what that mouth would
Speaker 1: say to the question what's on your mind? Unfortunately we
Speaker 1: can only use our head mouths to talk, though, so
Speaker 1: just know I'm going to be picturing your belly buttons
Speaker 1: mouthing along as we go around the room. Once again,
Speaker 1: are you gonna start with Brooke Brook?
Speaker 2: What's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god, we had a big change in our house.
Speaker 3: We have officially added a landline phone.
Speaker 1: Why what purpose could that possibly have? Hear me out?
Speaker 4: Hear me out.
Speaker 3: We have, you know, two young kids, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to get them cell phones yet. We're not ready
Speaker 3: for that. That doesn't want them to be social.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, okay, we'll get a lambline and then
Speaker 4: they can call them like they can call their friends
Speaker 4: like I did, and they bedrooms.
Speaker 1: But the fact that they have a landline means they're
Speaker 1: going to be the weird kids then, and no one's
Speaker 1: going to want to.
Speaker 5: We're going to try to text it and not be
Speaker 5: able to.
Speaker 6: Well, it kind of has backfired on me because none
Speaker 6: of their friends have cell phones, like, there isn't any
Speaker 6: one for them to call.
Speaker 2: So they're like proactively yes, god, yeah, So they're the
Speaker 2: only ones with the phone number.
Speaker 6: So now all they do is they call me, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm upstairs.
Speaker 2: No, when I'm home, you don't even call me.
Speaker 4: They'll call me on my cell phone from the home
Speaker 4: phone because they love it.
Speaker 3: They love the home phone.
Speaker 4: They want to call all sorts of people, but they
Speaker 4: don't have anyone to call because there's no no one
Speaker 4: else has a landline. It'd be really great if their
Speaker 4: friends had a landline, because it's not like they're going
Speaker 4: to call their friends mom's cell phone, you know.
Speaker 5: That's yes, Yes.
Speaker 1: Our listener is to start getting landlines at home now
Speaker 1: so that your kids have people to call.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 5: I want to bring them back exactly about it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you it's been great.
Speaker 4: It's it'll be better though, when there's other.
Speaker 1: People to call.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: What's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Well, my mom booked me a solo's massage recently, and
Speaker 2: then she booked her and my dad a couple's massage,
Speaker 2: so it was a whole family outing at the massage part.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love your family going to get rubbed down together.
Speaker 2: So I had the roughest firmus massage that I've ever had,
Speaker 2: and I loved it. Yeah, but afterwards, my parents had
Speaker 2: a couple of questions because, as you guys know me, right,
Speaker 2: I talk a lot, and when I get a massage,
Speaker 2: I also talk a lot.
Speaker 1: How I relax, That's just how I am.
Speaker 2: And I'm a very loud person, as you guys know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hear me. Apparently my parents heard me yelling
Speaker 1: things such as god, I've never felt that before, and yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, he's man, do it, he's man, do it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they haven't heard you saying those things before.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing.
Speaker 4: They're trying to have a romantic couple's massage.
Speaker 3: Road sun is next door ruining the vibe, And that's
Speaker 3: why I.
Speaker 2: Felt bad embarrassed. I was like, you guys know, it
Speaker 2: was not inappropriate. I just had a really firm massage
Speaker 2: from a dude.
Speaker 3: They're like, don't worry, You've been a blocker since the
Speaker 3: day you're a bor.
Speaker 1: But it also.
Speaker 2: Explains why I did hear laughing from others. It was
Speaker 2: one of those big massage places like So I heard
Speaker 2: laughing earlier and I thought I was like, oh, they
Speaker 2: must be having a fun massage in there, But I
Speaker 2: now think it's because of my screaming. Okay, but I
Speaker 2: was enjoying.
Speaker 3: It was good scream You need to ask about soundproofing
Speaker 3: before you book each other massages, yea.
Speaker 1: Or you bring a ballgag to the massage and you're like, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is for myself, trusted alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: I love you know, and we're out and you meet
Speaker 5: people who listen to the show. Ye yeah, fan people
Speaker 5: different reasons like I've been listening since I was in
Speaker 5: high school, or like my parents listen whatever. So I
Speaker 5: met someone recently that had a different reason than I've
Speaker 5: heard before.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, they have a landline in their house.
Speaker 5: Children, no, so they Actually he told me he knows
Speaker 5: Jose and I was like, oh, how, And he's like, well,
Speaker 5: I used to date this girl and we've been dating
Speaker 5: for a while. When she actually got hit on by
Speaker 5: Jose when he slid in her d MS.
Speaker 1: You didn't know she was.
Speaker 5: Dating someone obviously, and said he would bring this up.
Speaker 1: And actually, I think I know what you're talking.
Speaker 5: About Yeah anyway, so yeah, he just knew she had mentioned,
Speaker 5: you know, a guy started hitting on or whatnot.
Speaker 4: Was he a fan?
Speaker 6: Was it an a positive day?
Speaker 5: Become a fan of the show.
Speaker 2: Now they are.
Speaker 5: Broken up for other reasons. Not so it's a text now,
Speaker 5: but he is a fan of the show. So jose
Speaker 5: is out there doing the work, and I wanted to
Speaker 5: give him recognized.
Speaker 1: Eighty percent of our listening audience. It's people that were
Speaker 1: broken up because Jose So thank you all the listeners.
Speaker 3: I remember that and Jeffrey the same treatment. All right,
Speaker 3: reply Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: I got my haircut recently? Thanks for no one noticing it.
Speaker 3: No, you want a hat every day for the last month,
Speaker 3: and I had.
Speaker 1: I think you took just now. I'm pretty sure you'd
Speaker 1: be able to notice because it was pretty long before that.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. And I put my appointment down on
Speaker 1: their like barber app and when I selected a time,
Speaker 1: they gave me an option that I've never had before,
Speaker 1: where you can request a barber who's conversational or if
Speaker 1: you want no conversation.
Speaker 4: I've heard they've been doing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lately, when you wear air pods barber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like how Ober does. You can choose quiet mode,
Speaker 1: and so I did quiet and it was great.
Speaker 3: This is the opposite of any experience Josees ever had totally.
Speaker 1: Mode, didn't have to make small talk. I mean I
Speaker 1: wasn't totally happy with the cut at the end because
Speaker 1: like we weren't communicating during that, so there was well,
Speaker 1: there's no way to say and I already told them
Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk, so I didn't want to
Speaker 1: break the science. So it wasn't perfect, but whatever, it
Speaker 1: was thirty minutes of like quiet bliss for me, and
Speaker 1: it got me wondering what other companies and other services
Speaker 1: could start offering this. I mean, dentists for sure need
Speaker 1: like don't talk to me button.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not like you could ever talk to him back.
Speaker 1: You're always yeah, that's part of the question. Yeah, Or
Speaker 1: the grocery store clerks trying to talk to you while
Speaker 1: they're checking out the groceries. I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: you what I'm making, just check them, but they do.
Speaker 5: You always ask yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you're making for financial your salary, like they
Speaker 3: ask you that.
Speaker 1: Or colonoscopist too, don't need the chit chat with that.
Speaker 1: Just get in there, get.
Speaker 3: Donely knocked out during.
Speaker 1: Sick of having those conversations. I think a lot more
Speaker 1: companies and a lot more services should be offering no talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just wait because radio is about there. Five nine two.
Speaker 1: Do you want us to not talk to you.
Speaker 3: As we don't text, if we won't text you back, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll keep it.
Speaker 1: Down on our end. And also you can tell us
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: In the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.