Speaker 1: It's four hundred degrees in studios, still going on. How
Speaker 1: many weeks now without working acre photo.
Speaker 2: Week four?
Speaker 1: I've lost track at this point. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Jeff I don't know anymore.
Speaker 3: I literally dress with tanktops under my shirt so that I.
Speaker 2: Can be in here.
Speaker 1: This is a crazy idea. But do you think producer
Speaker 1: Boyd did this on purpose and sabotaged our AC unit
Speaker 1: so we'd have content to talk about on the show,
Speaker 1: Because there's not not a lot of exciting stuff happening
Speaker 1: in the news right now.
Speaker 3: So j kidding me, you may be because his studio
Speaker 3: that's connected to ours is even hotter. But yet he
Speaker 3: still comes to work wearing multiple long sleeve shirts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he could flip on the AC anytime that
Speaker 1: he wants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, why are you wearing the long sleeves if
Speaker 3: it's such a problem.
Speaker 1: Been a huge issue for us? And I know Brooke
Speaker 1: is already aware of the latest update. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if Jose or Alexi have been filling. But last week
Speaker 1: the AC was supposed to get fixed. The guys are
Speaker 1: on the roof, that's what they said. The repair men
Speaker 1: are up there right now you can't see them, but
Speaker 1: trust me, they're up there fixing stuff. They were, but
Speaker 1: they were up there. There was a lot of commotion
Speaker 1: about it. And the next day we're all expecting to
Speaker 1: walk into a fresh, cool studio and what happens. No
Speaker 1: hot as ever, Yeah hot, And so we asked our engineer,
Speaker 1: what happened. I thought they were fixing it. They're on
Speaker 1: the roof yesterday and the story we were told. I
Speaker 1: am not making this up. This is what they said.
Speaker 1: They say the repair men were in the middle of
Speaker 1: fixing it up on the roof. Just a couple more
Speaker 1: loose bolts and screws had to be tightened and it
Speaker 1: would all be better, when all of a sudden, they
Speaker 1: received an emergency phone call from none other than the
Speaker 1: local county jail, saying, the jail their conditioning has gone out.
Speaker 2: You need to leave immediately.
Speaker 1: A jail. Seriously, the prisoners took precedence over us. I'm
Speaker 1: talking convicted felons are more important to have more rights
Speaker 1: than we do here at the radio station.
Speaker 2: You don't want hot prisoners.
Speaker 1: We should take our mics to the prison like it's midsummer.
Speaker 1: So I hope it's nice and cool and cell block
Speaker 1: d right now? Or do I have to stab someone
Speaker 1: to get some AC like what happens?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm making a shake out of a toothbrushes to speak.
Speaker 1: Apparently the repairment are supposed to get back here any day.
Speaker 2: Whoa i'let to tell you, I asked our engineer. I go, oh,
Speaker 2: so they're going to be back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That'll be fixed, right?
Speaker 2: He goes, Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Cheeps. Ongoing AC gave four just won't end for.
Speaker 3: Us or any rogue AC people want to just come and.
Speaker 1: Even some kids. Yeah, just tinker around up there and anyway,
Speaker 1: let's send it over for the shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day to a man who actually looks pretty good
Speaker 1: with a deep sweat on around digital Jake, Go ahead, Jake.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I made the four of you look like total
Speaker 2: fools when you all believe the ridiculous holidays that I
Speaker 2: made up. That's Global Dinosaur Disco Day. I'm never believing
Speaker 2: you again. Actually thinks that's real. Oh wait, I know
Speaker 2: the four of you. It is legit definitely a low
Speaker 2: moment for this group, both professionally and personally. But you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm not gonna let our small handful of
Speaker 2: listeners think you're just a bunch of global sweaty radio morons. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, is this redemption?
Speaker 2: That's why today you'll have a shot at redemption as
Speaker 2: we run it back for another strange holiday celebrations editions
Speaker 2: of twenty of twenty. Once again, you give me a
Speaker 2: number one through twenty. I'll give you the description of
Speaker 2: a holiday celebration. You'll just have to tell me if
Speaker 2: it's real or if I made it up. We'll start
Speaker 2: with the woman who got her bachelor's degree from a
Speaker 2: made up university. That's Alexis. I'm sorry, boys, he's not
Speaker 2: a state Alexis. Give me a number one through twenty. Please,
Speaker 2: I'm twenty National Banana Peel Ballet Day. It happens once
Speaker 2: a year in New York City where dancers gracefully glide
Speaker 2: across the stage covered in banana peels, turning slips and
Speaker 2: slides into a majestic art form with music performances from
Speaker 2: the Big Banana Orchestra.
Speaker 1: Oh is that real?
Speaker 2: Or did I make that up? Oh?
Speaker 3: My god, but you would pull a muscle if you
Speaker 3: have your like ballet shoes on. Imagine if you're like
Speaker 3: beat and then you're sliding professional all a trick and
Speaker 3: then who eats the banana?
Speaker 1: How do they get the peels on the stage?
Speaker 2: Where are all those bananas?
Speaker 3: Swing in a banana bread?
Speaker 1: Obvious questions?
Speaker 2: I think it's fake, j Alexis said, National Banana Peel
Speaker 2: Ballet Day is fake. And that is yes, We're on
Speaker 2: to brook brook A number one through twenty please seven,
Speaker 2: number seven National Noodle Nonsense Day. It's a day dedicated
Speaker 2: to the absurdity of noodles where people engage in noodle
Speaker 2: themed activities like noodle sculpting, noodle toss and the spaghetti
Speaker 2: eating relay race Brook. Is that a real celebration or
Speaker 2: did I make that up?
Speaker 1: Sounds like a real celebration they do at Brooks House
Speaker 1: every week on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: You know, I would actually believe it.
Speaker 3: Except for the noodle nonsense part, because there is so
Speaker 3: much sense when it comes to noodles.
Speaker 2: I love them. I think they provide great comfort.
Speaker 3: To all people, and so I don't think there's any
Speaker 3: nonsense in my noodle.
Speaker 2: Jake that is fake, brook says fake. National Noodle Nonsense
Speaker 2: Day is it's a fake day Bok. Sorry, I am
Speaker 2: a fraud, but not for reasons you know how. Number
Speaker 2: one through twenty two. Number three, that's Bubbles and Beats
Speaker 2: colon the Atlantis Underwater Rave Holiday, Jose. Every July thirteenth
Speaker 2: and the waters off the Florida Keys, an underwater music
Speaker 2: festival takes place where scuba divers and snorkelers gather to
Speaker 2: listen to a submerged symphony played by real musicians playing
Speaker 2: musical instruments down on the bottom of the ocean floors. Jose,
Speaker 2: Is that rud that I make that up?
Speaker 1: Oh God, yes, just like Jeez, really pull that off
Speaker 1: though in real life.
Speaker 3: But imagine, don't hear anything like you'd hear.
Speaker 1: They can't play instruments underwater, Jake. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: It's fake, Jose said, fake Bubbles and Beats is? Oh? You?
Speaker 2: The concert happens every year off the coast of Florida
Speaker 2: to promote coral reef protection and environmentally safe Dike. That's great.
Speaker 1: On to you give me a number please, Number four.
Speaker 2: Number four Worldwide pillow Fight and Pickle Parade. Oh listen, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: This happens every year in Portugal, where thousands of participants
Speaker 2: gathered for an epic hour long pillow fight in the
Speaker 2: streets that's followed by a whimsical parade through the city
Speaker 2: featuring giant inflatable pickles and pickle themed floats. Is that
Speaker 2: real or did I just make that up?
Speaker 1: They don't seem to have anything to do with each
Speaker 1: other whatsoever, unrelated thing.
Speaker 3: But I went to like the Tomato festival in Spain
Speaker 3: and it started by a bunch of dudes climbing a
Speaker 3: pole to get a ham down, and I was like,
Speaker 3: does this have to do with tomatoes? And everyone's like,
Speaker 3: we don't know, there's no reason for it.
Speaker 1: Brook is a world traveler. She seems to know what's
Speaker 1: going on out there. I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, the worldwide pillow fight and pickle parade is real.
Speaker 2: It is that's made up. I'm actually so proud of
Speaker 2: Brook and Alexis forgetting this right. I'm gonna clear them.
Speaker 2: Co winners up today shot colored question up to day.
Speaker 2: Can we do a coke shock? Yeah? You can?
Speaker 1: All right, boys, you're taking it with you, Okay. Somebody
Speaker 1: wanted to hear bye Bye Bye bye and Sync. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be a fool for you, just another
Speaker 1: player in your game for two. Uh you may hate me, buddy,
Speaker 1: it ain't no lie baby.
Speaker 3: Bye by.
Speaker 1: Your work boys, that's your shot collar question. The other
Speaker 1: day we got your phones have coming up in just
Speaker 1: a few minutes.
Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,