Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,
Speaker 1: but it should make.
Speaker 2: You laugh, all right, so accurate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, enjoy the full show. It starts right now.
Speaker 3: It's four hundred degrees in studios, still going on. How
Speaker 3: many weeks now without working acting?
Speaker 2: Week four?
Speaker 3: I've lost track at this point. It's brooken Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 4: Jeff I don't know anymore.
Speaker 5: I literally dressed with tank tops under my shirt so
Speaker 5: that I can be in here.
Speaker 3: This is a crazy idea. But do you think producer
Speaker 3: Boyd did this on purpose and sabotaged our AC unit
Speaker 3: so we'd have content to talk about on the show,
Speaker 3: because there's not not a lot of exciting stuff happening
Speaker 3: in the news right now.
Speaker 6: So kidding me, you may be.
Speaker 5: Onto something because his studio that's connected to ours is
Speaker 5: even hotter. But yet he still comes to work wearing
Speaker 5: multiple long sleeve shirts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he could flip on the AC anytime that
Speaker 3: he wants.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, why are you wearing the long sleeves if
Speaker 5: it's such a problem.
Speaker 3: It's been a huge issue for us, and I know
Speaker 3: Brooke is already aware of the latest update. I'm not
Speaker 3: sure if or Alexis had been filled in, but last
Speaker 3: week the AC was supposed to get fixed.
Speaker 6: The guys are on the roof, That's what they said.
Speaker 6: Reair men are up there right now.
Speaker 3: You can't see them, but trust me, they're up there
Speaker 3: fixing stuff.
Speaker 2: They were they but they were up there.
Speaker 6: There was a lot of commotion about it.
Speaker 3: And the next day we're all expecting to walk into
Speaker 3: a fresh, cool studio and what happens. No hot as ever,
Speaker 3: yeah hot, And so we asked our engineer, what happened.
Speaker 3: I thought they were fixing it. They were on the
Speaker 3: roof yesterday and the story we were told. I am
Speaker 3: not making this up. This is what they said. They say.
Speaker 3: The repair men were in the middle of fixing it
Speaker 3: up on the roof. Just a couple more loose bolts
Speaker 3: and screws had to be tightened and.
Speaker 6: It would all be better.
Speaker 3: When all of a sudden, they received an emergency phone
Speaker 3: call from none other than the local county jail saying
Speaker 3: the jails air conditioning has gone out.
Speaker 6: You need to leave immediately. Jail.
Speaker 3: Seriously, the prisoners took precedence over us.
Speaker 6: I'm talking convicted felons.
Speaker 2: Are more important to have more.
Speaker 6: Rights than we do here at the radio station.
Speaker 1: You don't want hot prisoners.
Speaker 2: We should take our mics to the prison.
Speaker 3: It's midsummer, so I hope it's nice and cool and
Speaker 3: cell block D right now.
Speaker 4: Or do I have to stab someone to get some
Speaker 4: AC like what happens?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm making a shake out of a
Speaker 2: toothbrushes to speak.
Speaker 3: Apparently the repairment are supposed to get back here any day.
Speaker 2: Whoa i'let just tell you, I asked our engineer.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, so they're going to be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That'll be fixed, right, He goes, well, I don't know
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 6: Cheeps.
Speaker 3: Ongoing AC gave four just won't end for us or
Speaker 3: any rogue people want to just come in here.
Speaker 6: Even some kids just tinker around up there.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Let's send it over for the shot collar question
Speaker 3: of the day to a man who actually looks pretty
Speaker 3: good with a deep sweat on around digital Jake.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, Jake, Yesterday I made the four of you
Speaker 7: look like total fools when you all believe the ridiculous
Speaker 7: holidays that I made up Global Dinosaur Disco Day. I'm
Speaker 7: actually thinks that's real. Oh wait, I know the four
Speaker 7: of you. It is definitely a low moment for this group,
Speaker 7: both professionally and personally. But you know what, I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna let our small handful of listeners think you're just
Speaker 7: a bunch of globle, sweaty radio morons.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Is this redemption.
Speaker 7: That's why today you'll have a shot at redemption as
Speaker 7: we run it back for another strange holiday celebrations editions
Speaker 7: of Phenny twenty Once again, you give me a number
Speaker 7: one through twenty. I'll give you the description of a
Speaker 7: holiday celebration. You'll just have to tell.
Speaker 4: Me if it's real or if I made it up.
Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who got her bachelor's degree
Speaker 7: from a made up university. That's Alexis. I'm sorry, boys,
Speaker 7: he's not a state on Alexis. Give me a number
Speaker 7: one through twenty, please, I'm twenty. National Banana Peel Ballet Day.
Speaker 7: It happens once a year in New York City where
Speaker 7: dancers gracefully glide across a stage covered in banana peels,
Speaker 7: turning slips and slides into a majestic art form with
Speaker 7: music performances from the Big Banana Orchestra.
Speaker 4: Oh Is that real?
Speaker 6: Or did I make that up?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you would pull a muscle if
Speaker 2: you have your like ballet shoes on.
Speaker 8: Imagine if you're like and then you're sliding professional all
Speaker 8: a trick. And then who eats the banana? How do
Speaker 8: they get the peels on the stage? Where are all
Speaker 8: those bananas going.
Speaker 2: In a banana bread? Many questions.
Speaker 7: I think it's fake, Jake Alexis said, National Banana Peel
Speaker 7: Ballet Day is fake, and that is Yes, We're on
Speaker 7: to brook brook A number one through twenty please seven,
Speaker 7: number seven National Noodle Nonsense Day. It's a day dedicated
Speaker 7: to the absurdity of noodles, where people engage in noodle
Speaker 7: themed activities like noodle sculpting, noodle toss and the spaghetti
Speaker 7: eating relay race brook. Is that a real celebration or
Speaker 7: did I make that up?
Speaker 3: Sounds like a real celebration they do at Brooks House
Speaker 3: every week on Tuesday.
Speaker 5: You know, I would actually believe it except for the
Speaker 5: noodle nonsense part, because there is so much sense when
Speaker 5: it comes to noodles.
Speaker 7: I love them.
Speaker 2: I think they provide great comfort to all people, and
Speaker 2: so I don't think there's any nonsense in my noodle, Jake, that.
Speaker 7: Is fake, Brook says, fake National Noodle Nonsense Day. Is
Speaker 7: it's a fake day. Sorry, I am a fraud, but
Speaker 7: not for reasons you know you. Number one through twenty two.
Speaker 7: Number three, that's Bubbles and Beats colon the Atlantis Underwater
Speaker 7: Rave Holiday, Jose. Every July thirteenth and the waters off
Speaker 7: the Florida Keys, an underwater music festival takes place where
Speaker 7: scuba divers and snorkelers gather to listen to a submerged
Speaker 7: symphony played by real musicians playing musical instruments down on
Speaker 7: the bottom of the ocean floor.
Speaker 4: Jose, Is that Rudo?
Speaker 7: I make that up?
Speaker 3: Oh God, yes, just like Geez really pull that off
Speaker 3: though in real life.
Speaker 2: But imagine, don't hear anything like you'd hear.
Speaker 4: They can't play instruments underwater, Jake.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say it's fake, Jose said fake. Bubbles and
Speaker 7: Beats is the concert happens every year off the coast
Speaker 7: of Florida to promote coral reef protection and environmentally safe Dyke.
Speaker 7: That's great, Jeffrey, We're on to you. Give me a number, please,
Speaker 7: number four, Number four Worldwide Pillow Fight and pickle parade.
Speaker 7: Oh listen, Jeffrey, this happens every year in Portugal, where
Speaker 7: thousands of participants gathered for an epic hour long pillow
Speaker 7: fight in the streets that's followed by a whimsical parade
Speaker 7: through the city featuring giant inflatable pickles and pickle themed floats.
Speaker 6: Is that real or did I just make that up?
Speaker 3: They don't seem to have anything to do with each
Speaker 3: other whatsoever, unrelated thing.
Speaker 5: But I went to like the tomato festival in Spain
Speaker 5: and it started by a bunch of dudes climbing a
Speaker 5: pole to get a ham down, and I was like,
Speaker 5: this have to do with tomatoes, and everyone's like, we
Speaker 5: don't know, there's no reason for it.
Speaker 3: Brook is a world traveler. She seems to know what's
Speaker 3: going on out there. I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey said, the worldwide pillow fight and pickle parade is real.
Speaker 7: It is that's made up. I'm actually so proud of
Speaker 7: Brook and Alexis for getting this right. I'm gonna clear
Speaker 7: them co winners up today.
Speaker 2: Question can a shock?
Speaker 7: Yeah? You can?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 1: Boys, you're taking it you okay?
Speaker 3: Somebody wanted to hear bye bye bye bye, and Sync
Speaker 3: don't want to be a fool.
Speaker 4: For you, just another player in your game for two.
Speaker 4: You may hate me, Budy, it ain't no.
Speaker 10: Lie baby, that's your shot.
Speaker 6: College question.
Speaker 3: The other day, we got your phones out coming up in.
Speaker 11: Just a few minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: And they have robots for everything, now, seriously, Robot bartenders
Speaker 3: that mix your drinks, cool, robots that build and drive cars.
Speaker 3: I even heard that Brook purchase something called the white
Speaker 3: Bot four thousand.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but I just know
Speaker 3: after one week it climbed up the side of your
Speaker 3: house and threw itself off the roof. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I just want a robot that can scan my brain
Speaker 3: waves and tell me what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Wait, you should already know what you're thinking.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes I need help, like a little thought bought to.
Speaker 6: Tell me what's going on in that.
Speaker 3: Brain like men men men, No, No, that's not true.
Speaker 4: Men men, men, men, men, men men.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe maybe mentioning that a brand new what's on
Speaker 3: your mind?
Speaker 6: It's featuring two men.
Speaker 2: Men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men men.
Speaker 6: Two men and two wommen, why it's coming up? What's
Speaker 6: on your mind right now?
Speaker 3: You ever look at yourself naked in the mirror and
Speaker 3: think my belly button is just my old mouth?
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeff in the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what that mouth would say to the
Speaker 3: question what's on your mind? Unfortunately we can only use
Speaker 3: our head mouths to talk, though, so just know I'm
Speaker 3: going to be picturing your belly buttons.
Speaker 6: Mouthing along as we go around the room.
Speaker 3: Once again, we're gonna start with Brooke Brook, what's on
Speaker 3: your mind?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we had a big change in our house.
Speaker 2: We have officially added a landline phone.
Speaker 6: Why what purpose could that possibly have?
Speaker 2: Hear me out? Hear me out.
Speaker 5: We have, you know, two young kids, and I don't
Speaker 5: want to get them cell phones yet. We're not ready
Speaker 5: for that. That don't want them to be social. So
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, we'll get a landline and then they
Speaker 5: can call them or like they can call their friends
Speaker 5: like I did, and they could talk.
Speaker 3: But the fact that they have a landline means they're
Speaker 3: going to be the weird kids that have a lamb
Speaker 3: line and no one's gonna want to talk.
Speaker 1: We're going to try to text it and not be
Speaker 1: able to.
Speaker 2: Well, it kind of has backfired on me because none
Speaker 2: of their friends have.
Speaker 1: Cell phones, Like, there isn't anyone for them to call.
Speaker 10: So they're like proactively yes, god, yeah, so they're the
Speaker 10: only ones with the phone number.
Speaker 5: So now all they do is they call me, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm upstairs.
Speaker 2: No, when I'm home, you don't need to call me.
Speaker 5: They'll call me on my cell phone from the home
Speaker 5: phone because they love it.
Speaker 1: They love the home phone.
Speaker 2: They want to call all sorts of people, but they
Speaker 2: don't have anyone to call because there's no no one
Speaker 2: else has a landline.
Speaker 5: It'd be really great if their friends had a landline,
Speaker 5: because it's not like they're going to call their friends
Speaker 5: mom's cell phone.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, our listeners to start getting landlines at home now,
Speaker 3: so that your kids have people to call.
Speaker 2: Exactly, want to bring them back exactly. I've thought about it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you it's been great.
Speaker 2: It's it'll be better though when there's other people to call.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: On your mind.
Speaker 10: Well, my mom booked me a solo's massage recently, and
Speaker 10: then she booked her and my dad a couple's massage,
Speaker 10: so it was a whole family outing.
Speaker 4: At the massage party.
Speaker 1: Your family going to get rubbed down together.
Speaker 10: So I had the roughest firmus massage that I've ever had,
Speaker 10: and I loved it. But afterwards, my parents had a
Speaker 10: couple of questions because, as you guys know me, right,
Speaker 10: I talk a lot, and when I get a massage,
Speaker 10: I also talk a lot.
Speaker 4: It's how I relax. That's just how I am. And
Speaker 4: I'm a very loud person.
Speaker 6: As you guys know, you hear me.
Speaker 4: Apparently my parents heard.
Speaker 10: Me yelling things such as god, I've never felt that before,
Speaker 10: and yeah, yeah, yeah, oh.
Speaker 4: No, he's man, do its, man do it.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that they haven't heard you say those things before.
Speaker 6: That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: They're trying to have a romantic couple's massages.
Speaker 2: Road Sun is next door ruining the ye And that's
Speaker 2: why I felt bad embarrassed.
Speaker 10: I was like, you guys know, it was not inappropriate.
Speaker 10: I just had a really firm massage from a dude.
Speaker 1: They're like, don't worry, You've been a blocker since the
Speaker 1: day you were a.
Speaker 10: Bored But it also explains why I did hear laughing
Speaker 10: from others.
Speaker 4: It was one of those big massage plays, Like I
Speaker 4: heard laughing earlier and I thought. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: they must be having a fun massage in there.
Speaker 10: But I now think it's because of my screaming.
Speaker 6: Okay, but I was enjoying.
Speaker 5: It was good scream You need to ask about soundproofing
Speaker 5: before you book each other massages.
Speaker 3: Or you bring a ballgag to the massage. You're like, no, no,
Speaker 3: this is for myself. Trust alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 8: I love you know, and we're out and you meet
Speaker 8: people who listened to the show. People have different reasons,
Speaker 8: like I've been listening since I was in high school,
Speaker 8: or like my parents listen whatever. So I met someone
Speaker 8: recently that had a different reason than I've heard before.
Speaker 3: Actually okay, a landline in their house than a.
Speaker 8: Children no, so they actually he told me he knows
Speaker 8: Jose and I was like, oh, how, And he's like, well,
Speaker 8: I used to date this girl and we've been dating
Speaker 8: for a while. When she actually got hit on by
Speaker 8: Jose when he slid in her DMS, you didn't know
Speaker 8: she was dating someone obviously, No, And I said he
Speaker 8: would bring this up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I.
Speaker 4: Think I know what you're talking.
Speaker 8: About now, but yeah, anyway, so yeah, he just knew
Speaker 8: she had mentioned, you know, a guy started hitting on
Speaker 8: or whatnot.
Speaker 2: Was he a fan?
Speaker 1: Was it an a positive?
Speaker 2: Dan become a fan of the show now.
Speaker 4: Cool man.
Speaker 8: They are broken up for other reasons, not that it's
Speaker 8: ext now, but he is a fan of the show.
Speaker 8: So jose is out there doing the work, and I
Speaker 8: wanted to give.
Speaker 2: Him recognition.
Speaker 3: Of our listening audience's people that were broken up because
Speaker 3: Jose so thank you all the listening.
Speaker 5: I remembers wid Brooke and Jeffrey the same treatment. All right, Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: what's on your mind?
Speaker 3: I got my haircut recently. Thanks for no one noticing it.
Speaker 1: At every day for the last month and a half.
Speaker 6: I think you took it just now.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you'd be able to notice because it
Speaker 3: was pretty long before that.
Speaker 6: But that's okay.
Speaker 3: And I put my appointment down on their like barber
Speaker 3: app and when I selected a time, they gave me
Speaker 3: an option that I've never had before, where you can
Speaker 3: request a barber who's conversational or if you want no conversation.
Speaker 8: I've heard lately when you wear air pods.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just like how Ober does.
Speaker 3: You can choose quiet mode, and so I did quiet
Speaker 3: and it was great.
Speaker 1: This is the opposite of any experience Josees ever had.
Speaker 6: Totally didn't have to make small talk.
Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't totally happy with the cut at
Speaker 3: the end because like we weren't communicating during that, so
Speaker 3: there was well, there's no way to say and I
Speaker 3: already told them I didn't want to talk, so I
Speaker 3: didn't want to break the silence. So it wasn't perfect,
Speaker 3: but whatever, it was thirty minutes of like quiet bliss
Speaker 3: for me, and it got me wondering what other companies
Speaker 3: and other services could start offering this. I mean, dentists
Speaker 3: for sure need like a don't talk to me button.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not like you could ever talk to them
Speaker 1: back you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's part of all reason.
Speaker 4: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Or the grocery store clerks trying to talk to you
Speaker 3: while they're checking out the groceries.
Speaker 6: I don't want to tell you what I'm making, just
Speaker 6: check them, but they do.
Speaker 2: You always ask yes, yeah, that way you're making for
Speaker 2: financial your salary, like they ask you that.
Speaker 3: Or colonoscopist too, don't need the chit chat with that.
Speaker 6: Just get in there, get done.
Speaker 2: You're usually knocked out, sick of having those conversations.
Speaker 3: I think a lot more companies and a lot more
Speaker 3: services should be offering no talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just wait because radio is about there.
Speaker 6: Seven nine two. Do you want us to not talk
Speaker 6: to you as much?
Speaker 2: Don't text?
Speaker 1: If we won't text you.
Speaker 3: Back, we'll keep it down on our end. And also
Speaker 3: you could tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffery.
Speaker 11: The morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I like when people text into seventy five nine to
Speaker 3: two telling us what's been on their minds because it
Speaker 3: forces us to read. And this one says, I've missed
Speaker 3: you guys from Ria, Hey, Ria.
Speaker 1: Ria text in all the time.
Speaker 5: I love when people sign their names on our textboard
Speaker 5: because then we can hit them.
Speaker 6: Up and beare why'd you miss us?
Speaker 3: Tho, we haven't moved. We've been here the whole time.
Speaker 3: Where have you been?
Speaker 2: I think she's on vacation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wait to bragh.
Speaker 3: Another one says, for the love of God, can you
Speaker 3: retire the sound effects from Laser Stories? It sounds like
Speaker 3: your show bought a sound effect pack online using memes
Speaker 3: from five years ago, and you can't afford any new sounds.
Speaker 6: The rest of the show's okay.
Speaker 1: Hey, jokes on you. We didn't pay anything for those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and do you want us to play that clip
Speaker 3: from twenty years ago the hydrar kids Hide your Wife
Speaker 3: one because we can dig that up too, the classes
Speaker 3: and this text says, good morning. I just wanted to
Speaker 3: say I love you, Alexis.
Speaker 6: That's from Curtis.
Speaker 1: We get a lot if you really love you, send money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I'm assuming the only Curtis I know
Speaker 3: is fifty.
Speaker 6: Sacks.
Speaker 3: Cool that fifty listens to our show. It's Alexis. And
Speaker 3: maybe we'll have more celebrities fall in love with us
Speaker 3: after Laser Stories that's coming up right after this. Laser
Speaker 3: Stories is coming up in just a second. Make sure
Speaker 3: to follow us on our socials on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook,
Speaker 3: all of it at Brook and Jeffrey. But a new
Speaker 3: trend has emerged for the upcoming summer. And normally I
Speaker 3: don't report on these, but this is kind of a
Speaker 3: big one because now men are taking a page from
Speaker 3: the women's fashion books and this summer, while.
Speaker 6: You're out at the beach.
Speaker 3: Get ready for male crop tops?
Speaker 6: Yes, oh my god, I'm showing a picture right now.
Speaker 6: It's all my dollars here.
Speaker 3: You can see them up on our Insta stories at
Speaker 3: Broke and Jeffery.
Speaker 2: It's real said, I've seen high school boys do this already,
Speaker 2: but then I realize how bad that sounds.
Speaker 6: But you're just cruising the high school.
Speaker 2: We live right next to a high school and the
Speaker 2: crop tops.
Speaker 4: Give you an excuse, the guys.
Speaker 2: But you have our very crops.
Speaker 6: Yeah, those are really all is how hot is this
Speaker 6: for men to do? In your opinion?
Speaker 8: I mean, I get it they've been jealous this whole time,
Speaker 8: watching us.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't blame them, as.
Speaker 4: Wears these all the time because he heard.
Speaker 2: The guy Now I can steal men's crop tops.
Speaker 5: You're walking around and someone who hates wearing crop tops.
Speaker 1: I feel for the dudes who don't want to wear them.
Speaker 3: But maybe it's a good thing because guys are finally
Speaker 3: starting to have more fun with the way that they dress,
Speaker 3: and they're going away from just wearing you know, casual
Speaker 3: board shorts with whatever T shirt their mom bought them
Speaker 3: for Christmas.
Speaker 4: Well not even that.
Speaker 10: It's like I'm forced to wear like a tank top.
Speaker 10: And every time I do that and I'm in the sun,
Speaker 10: I get like a sunburn.
Speaker 4: You get the mars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now you get the half on the lower half
Speaker 3: of your stomach, just little burned down.
Speaker 4: But that's acceptable.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: If you have a V neck, then you're getting the
Speaker 4: upper V.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: That's the thing with crops.
Speaker 1: You have to have conservative on the top, not on
Speaker 1: the bottom.
Speaker 2: That's the rules.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The hashtag male crop top summer is getting millions of
Speaker 3: views on TikTok right now. Some major retailers think that
Speaker 3: this could go mainstream, so they've started making crop tops
Speaker 3: for men. Love it, brook Could you see your husband
Speaker 3: and your son, Adler rocking these together at the beach.
Speaker 2: You got his name wrong, but no, with the crop top,
Speaker 2: he's a You gotta switch those consonants around. I mean,
Speaker 2: I got a pair of scissors.
Speaker 1: I could do it for free.
Speaker 2: Shirts that we need to buy them.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna buy crop types for Brooks husband and
Speaker 3: her son, and when we come back then we're gonna
Speaker 3: do laser stores.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's happening right now. It's the radio segment that's.
Speaker 3: Looking to shake up the beverage world, challenging vitamin water
Speaker 3: with a new product called SuDS with two u's and
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Speaker 6: It's recycled bathroom water energy drinks.
Speaker 3: You want to go green, you better drink green with
Speaker 3: an ice cold can of SuDS.
Speaker 6: Get your fourteen pack with.
Speaker 3: Laser Stories or segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 3: from around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we've got a laser.
Speaker 6: Those other tub chuggers just don't.
Speaker 3: First Laser story is out of Melbourne, Australia. A guy
Speaker 3: named Sammy Faulkner is launching a new Korean barbecue joint,
Speaker 3: and before he even opened for business, he boasted a
Speaker 3: sign outside in big block letters that says, Hey, Sophia,
Speaker 3: you broke up with me because I was poor, and
Speaker 3: now I have money to open up Korean barbecue.
Speaker 6: Are you regretting it?
Speaker 2: Of course? It's a classic revenge Korean barbecue restaurant tailors
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 6: And it looks like he actually put.
Speaker 3: Up two signs, one on each side of the building,
Speaker 3: so he really wanted to make sure that she saw it.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe like you use this flex after you've been
Speaker 5: open and successful for a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no word from Sofia at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's gone.
Speaker 3: Pretty viral in Australia and maybe that's why. A week later,
Speaker 3: a donut joint nearby put up their own sign that said,
Speaker 3: Yo Korean Barbecue. Don't worry about Sofia. We have all
Speaker 3: the dessert you need right here.
Speaker 5: Because he's still eating his feelings because obviously not over
Speaker 5: Sophia nail.
Speaker 10: This guy, though, loves it because Sophia is becoming a
Speaker 10: main in Australia.
Speaker 5: He should have should have named it not Sophia's restaurant.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, not a lot of people got the Sofia reference
Speaker 3: with the donut shop. Yeah, but then stop more restaurants
Speaker 3: from joining in. A Mexican place then posted a sign
Speaker 3: that read Taco about that breakup.
Speaker 6: Our Tacos won't ghost you like Sophia.
Speaker 4: It's funny because we all know the guy probably cheated.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, you broke up with me?
Speaker 6: Well you get the picture.
Speaker 3: A lot of Sofia signs are popping up in Melbourne
Speaker 3: and they continue to do so because every time they do,
Speaker 3: they make the news and get free publicity.
Speaker 4: Okay, now here we.
Speaker 2: Are by Sophia.
Speaker 3: Yeahlia it's next laser stories out of grocery store headquarters
Speaker 3: for headquarters.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Trader Joe's just up the price of a single banana
Speaker 3: for the first time in two decades, and it's by
Speaker 3: more than twenty percent.
Speaker 10: Whoa are getting expensive now?
Speaker 3: So if you didn't know, since two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: they've been selling bananas for nineteen cents apiece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a big thing at Trader Joe's.
Speaker 3: They brag about it even then, displays say stuff like
Speaker 3: same price for twenty years running.
Speaker 10: It's kind of like, I was like, why are we
Speaker 10: talking about banana price?
Speaker 1: It's like there, you know Costco dollar fifty hot dogs.
Speaker 2: Is the nineteen cent that's bananas?
Speaker 3: Well not anymore because they just upped it to twenty
Speaker 3: three cents.
Speaker 4: Oh come on, guys.
Speaker 2: Four cents.
Speaker 3: They used to sell them by the pound like other
Speaker 3: stores do, but they switched to nineteen cents per banana.
Speaker 3: After the CEOs on old lady grab a bunch and
Speaker 3: then put them back, and he asked her why she
Speaker 3: didn't pull the trigger on the banana purchase, and she
Speaker 3: told him.
Speaker 6: Sonny, I may not live to that fourth banana.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, so a woman will give you one.
Speaker 6: And coincidentally enough, she did keel over in the checkout.
Speaker 6: I'm just kidding. She made it out to the parking lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But in other words, they priced them individually for over
Speaker 3: two decades because of just one old lady's casual fear
Speaker 3: of impending death.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that fact warms my little trader.
Speaker 1: Joe's heart.
Speaker 8: Wore another expensive She wouldn't like that.
Speaker 2: She's not here anymore.
Speaker 3: She's gone up those prices. This next laser story is
Speaker 3: out of Food News. Oreo fans are doing a double
Speaker 3: take after the beloved brand just announced the surprising new flavor,
Speaker 3: and you guys can tell me what you think about it. Okay,
Speaker 3: but the snack brand just unveiled the upcoming arrival of
Speaker 3: Churo Flavor Cream Oreos.
Speaker 2: Yes, my god, how would this be bad? In what world?
Speaker 2: Is this not heaven and diabetes? Oh, it's so good to.
Speaker 6: Give you an idea.
Speaker 3: The cookies are tan in color as opposed to the
Speaker 3: usual dark one.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of tan and different colored.
Speaker 3: According to the description, each cookie will boast the flavors
Speaker 3: of fried dough and Churo Flavor Crew Creamy Now are.
Speaker 4: There chunks in there? I don't want chunks, but.
Speaker 6: No one wants a chunky cookie.
Speaker 2: It's just flavored. It's just fried dough flavored cream fill.
Speaker 1: Although I do want some ros right now.
Speaker 3: I know the announcement left some fans in disbelief, saying
Speaker 3: is this real? He said, They're extremely excited to try
Speaker 3: the new churo flavor cream oreos that someone commented, what
Speaker 3: a day to be an oreo lover and the chu.
Speaker 4: Us diabetic.
Speaker 3: Sorry not everyone is such a big fan of the idea.
Speaker 3: One user wrote, I choked on a churro when I
Speaker 3: was in college. These oreos are bringing me right back
Speaker 3: to that cafeteria.
Speaker 6: No thank you.
Speaker 2: She was to take bites of it, not to try
Speaker 2: to put the whole thing in your mouth.
Speaker 4: The things for trauma shaving, the oreo.
Speaker 3: That this European inspired version is going to be hitting
Speaker 3: shelves today, lifted milk like.
Speaker 4: All of it's still good.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was a frat contest that Jeffrey took.
Speaker 2: Can fit in your.
Speaker 3: Mouth This next Lazer stories out of Game Show Central.
Speaker 3: Here's something you probably didn't know about. The price is right.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a contestant I've been in the audience if.
Speaker 6: You had gotten on stage.
Speaker 3: They are totally prepared in the event that a contestants
Speaker 3: bladder goes rogue.
Speaker 2: I'd probably be myself if you pee your pants.
Speaker 1: I mean I could see, like out of excitement.
Speaker 4: Dream to be on the show.
Speaker 3: A former producer went on record to say, quote, we
Speaker 3: had a system in place in case someone peed their pants.
Speaker 3: I never saw it happen, but there were curtains and
Speaker 3: a blow dryer and a pair of sweats just in case,
Speaker 3: since we would have to get on with the show.
Speaker 2: They come back from the showcase showdown and they just
Speaker 2: have different pants.
Speaker 4: It's like little.
Speaker 2: Jimmy in second grade when you're like, I know you
Speaker 2: weren't wearing those earlier.
Speaker 3: And they do have a lot of like older people
Speaker 3: in the audience, usually who are contestants on the show,
Speaker 3: so the bladder.
Speaker 6: Control would totally be a problem.
Speaker 4: She just auction them off now that they're soil.
Speaker 3: It's interesting because we have something similar with this radio program.
Speaker 3: If Laser Stories ever gets too funny and someone mistakenly
Speaker 3: takes a Tuesy take it to It's happened a lot.
Speaker 3: This guy is here for the clean up.
Speaker 4: Oh god, is it for Ashton?
Speaker 1: Know it's I think it's only Jeff.
Speaker 6: Just down the hallway.
Speaker 3: But he will be here in three days time, so
Speaker 3: you just have to be patient and it will get
Speaker 3: cleaned up.
Speaker 2: That's what the smell is.
Speaker 6: That means the stories has come from an end of
Speaker 6: the day. We'll do it again, same time on.
Speaker 11: Friday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Ladies, imagine you go on a date where the guy
Speaker 3: picks you up in his private helicopter, flies you to
Speaker 3: a five star restaurant.
Speaker 6: He listens and asks questions about you quiet I'm talking.
Speaker 3: He pays for everything and gives the waiter a huge tip.
Speaker 2: Well bloody, didn't expect me to pay for the helicopter.
Speaker 3: After dropping you back off at your place, he waits
Speaker 3: the perfect amount of time to text and say that
Speaker 3: was really, really fun, But then he has to block
Speaker 3: you because his wife found out.
Speaker 2: About so close.
Speaker 3: Are the typical highs and lows of the dating world,
Speaker 3: and today we're.
Speaker 6: Really going to focus on the because it's a brand.
Speaker 3: New edition of Battle of the Tender Dates and we're
Speaker 3: doing it right after.
Speaker 11: This two hopeless one dating app that dares you guys
Speaker 11: swipe right. The question is whose love life is more tragic.
Speaker 6: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that puts the naughty in illuminaby.
Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our
Speaker 3: listeners square off to find out whose love life is
Speaker 3: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second,
Speaker 3: but first let's meet today's contestants.
Speaker 6: Here in this corner, when.
Speaker 3: She meets a guy for the first time, she leans
Speaker 3: into her ultra feminine side and gives the limpest handshake
Speaker 3: physically possible. That's how she got the nickname Flimsy Lindsey.
Speaker 2: It gives me the bb GBS when somebody does that.
Speaker 6: Damn hate it so sexy.
Speaker 3: In the other corner, her dating life is so bad
Speaker 3: She's faked getting sick on her last five dates wow, just.
Speaker 6: To leave the restaurant early.
Speaker 3: That's why the boys call her get well Rachelley.
Speaker 12: Guys, Oh wow, I bet you.
Speaker 4: Get a lot of soup sent to your house.
Speaker 6: Here's how the game works.
Speaker 3: One contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst
Speaker 3: dating stories. The other will try to come back and
Speaker 3: counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're going
Speaker 3: back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner.
Speaker 3: Let's get the ball rolling with flimsy Lindsey.
Speaker 6: Let's go.
Speaker 9: So it was two in the morning and we get
Speaker 9: in one of those rickshaw petticap things.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean they were always fun at two
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, I didn't have any objections. But then she
Speaker 9: takes off his shirt and pants. He throws them on
Speaker 9: the street and tells me that he's always dreamed of
Speaker 9: hooking up in the back of one.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it was going down.
Speaker 1: Please tell me you declined his offer.
Speaker 4: Of course, she's dude behind.
Speaker 3: She dove out of that petticb fift hours.
Speaker 6: All right, Get well, Rachelle. Can you count her?
Speaker 13: So a guy invited me out on his sail boat
Speaker 13: and we were out in the water and it starts
Speaker 13: to get super stormy, so I suggest you should probably
Speaker 13: go back. He starts to cry, and he tells me
Speaker 13: that it's a rental. He got to impress me, and
Speaker 13: he doesn't actually know how to sail, so we had
Speaker 13: to swim back to show her.
Speaker 4: No, that's why you hired.
Speaker 1: That's why you know where the trolley motor is.
Speaker 6: Also he doesn't know how to swim. Round two.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Lindsey, We're back to you.
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 9: I go back to this guy's place and I walk
Speaker 9: into the apartment and there are mouth traps everywhere.
Speaker 6: Oh god.
Speaker 9: He tells me not to worry because he has a
Speaker 9: minor rodent problem.
Speaker 4: Don't worry.
Speaker 9: So I don't know I hooked.
Speaker 2: Up with him anyway, you're already over there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but we're in bed and I hear three of
Speaker 9: the traps go up.
Speaker 1: It's like that moment you'd rather see him alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 9: There are these little squeaks and unfortunately wasn't happening from
Speaker 9: our bedkiller.
Speaker 6: Some people do like an audience. Rachelle time to hit back.
Speaker 13: So I once did a sunset hike with this guy
Speaker 13: and we were super close to the top when he's like,
Speaker 13: I have to go is the bathroom? So he goes
Speaker 13: behind a tree and okay, I'm waiting for him for
Speaker 13: like ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh well, guys need like an average of forty minutes
Speaker 3: to get the job.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but even without a bathroom, he's sitting out there
Speaker 5: on your phone.
Speaker 6: You just need time.
Speaker 13: So I go to check on him to make sure
Speaker 13: he's okay because it's been so long, and I see
Speaker 13: him squatting there watching the end of a football game.
Speaker 14: On a No.
Speaker 4: I had a lot of money on that.
Speaker 1: You need a hike only where you can't get Wi Fi?
Speaker 6: What did you do?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 13: I ended up going to the top without him, but
Speaker 13: I still miss the sunset.
Speaker 6: I what a jerk?
Speaker 2: All right, I lost.
Speaker 6: We're under the third and final round here.
Speaker 3: We need your best stories, ladies, So Lindsey, give us
Speaker 3: what you got.
Speaker 9: This guy I met, he planned a surprise date at
Speaker 9: a blood donation.
Speaker 4: Oh good for you.
Speaker 2: You should donate romantic.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm cool with giving back. In all, we go
Speaker 9: inside and he told me to try to steal as
Speaker 9: many bags as I could because his inventory was low.
Speaker 4: He was going to steal a cookies.
Speaker 1: Appait his inventory?
Speaker 8: Oh inventor, how did you not get God?
Speaker 9: He wasn't even joking.
Speaker 5: Okay, you reported him to the police?
Speaker 11: Or is he like a.
Speaker 4: Rogue hero out here giving people blood trends?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like an amateur surgeon, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's a vampire.
Speaker 11: Job.
Speaker 3: How many bags of blood did you steal from.
Speaker 2: No, I guess they get caught red handed.
Speaker 6: Well, Rochelle, this is your last chance.
Speaker 9: A guy picks me up for dinner.
Speaker 13: He says he's going to take me to his secret
Speaker 13: local stock okay, and it ends up being a hospital cafeteria.
Speaker 3: Oh God, steal pretty catheters as you can hurt.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's pretty tasty.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I've heard like it can actually be really good.
Speaker 13: So we eat there and doctor wasn't that good? But then,
Speaker 13: gearing dessert, he finally admits to me that he has
Speaker 13: to go upstairs because his other girlfriend, surgery, should be
Speaker 13: over by now.
Speaker 6: Did you at least buy her flowers for her recovery?
Speaker 2: Let me pop into the gifts.
Speaker 3: Here's the final bell that means the match is done.
Speaker 3: This is going to be a tough one to score.
Speaker 3: But judges, what do you think? Alexis?
Speaker 2: Lindsay's for hearing mice caught trap up?
Speaker 6: One vote for Lindsay Brook.
Speaker 2: I'm going blood vampire.
Speaker 3: Congratulations limdsay, Lindsay, your dating history is so upsetting even
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift pities you.
Speaker 9: Oh honestly, it's a little sad that I won this.
Speaker 9: But thank you, guys, You're welcome.
Speaker 6: Thank you for sharing your stories.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Text in seventy five nine two if you want
Speaker 3: up here on the next Battle of the Tinder dates.
Speaker 6: Phone taps coming.
Speaker 11: Up Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband
Speaker 3: while they're on vacation together. Her original idea was we
Speaker 3: tell him their house is burning down.
Speaker 2: Oh that was their idea.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and we were like, no, we've already done
Speaker 3: nine different house fire pranks in the last two months.
Speaker 3: He needs something else, something weird that's happening, maybe on
Speaker 3: your trip.
Speaker 6: And she mentioned that her husband does have a unique.
Speaker 3: Travel quirk where he always brings along his own jar
Speaker 3: of peanut butter, a specific brand, specific kind that he
Speaker 3: likes to take with him, and we said, okay, that
Speaker 3: might work. Just let us know when he's out by
Speaker 3: the pool and we'll call him.
Speaker 2: The US fire.
Speaker 6: Right, We're sticking with the peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Right right right, I'm following now, jeff it's.
Speaker 6: Your phone tap right now.
Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Scott Room thirteen eleven
Speaker 2: speaking who I'm calling from Resorts.
Speaker 5: This is Iona Carolla. Okay, I understand you checked in
Speaker 5: yesterday and we just hope you are enjoying your stay
Speaker 5: so far.
Speaker 14: Oh I'm down at the pool right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. Glad you're enjoying the amenities here. However,
Speaker 2: I do have a situation I need to bring to
Speaker 2: your attention.
Speaker 14: What's that?
Speaker 2: Well, our housekeeping was in your room about a half
Speaker 2: an hour ago and saw something suspicious sticking out of
Speaker 2: one of your bags.
Speaker 14: What are you talking about, though, Well.
Speaker 2: The maids weren't sure.
Speaker 14: So well, the maize weren't even supposed to go into
Speaker 14: the room at.
Speaker 15: All, So why are they even doing in there?
Speaker 2: Hear me out here? Okay, they just opened up your
Speaker 2: suitcase and saw you had a jar of peanut butter
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 14: Why would anyone open up a suitcase that wasn't theirs?
Speaker 1: Well, because they saw something suspicious?
Speaker 14: And how was the jar peanut butter suspicious?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want about real comfortable getting into that,
Speaker 2: but I'll just say we've had issues with nutspread in
Speaker 2: the past. You've had issues with what nutspread. Yet you
Speaker 2: won't believe the incidents we've had with celebrity guests bringing
Speaker 2: their own peanut butter to the hotel, only to be
Speaker 2: used for erotic encounters.
Speaker 14: Oh well, there's nothing in your rules about not being
Speaker 14: able to bring a snack to the hotel.
Speaker 2: Well, have you read all the rules, because I think
Speaker 2: you're missing one.
Speaker 14: There's nothing about bringing your own snack to the hotel.
Speaker 2: Peanut butter is not a snack. It's definitely a spread.
Speaker 14: The absolutely a snack. Man, That's why I brought it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well tell your business.
Speaker 14: By the way, what are you doing.
Speaker 2: I'm preventing what has happened in the past. I think
Speaker 2: I went over that. It's worth the safety of our guests.
Speaker 14: Look, I'm not some weird, freaky celebrity guests keep having
Speaker 14: the beast. I'm just a normal dude that likes peanut butter.
Speaker 2: So do you want to know who I'm referring to.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is my professional duty to
Speaker 2: uphold the integrity of this hotel. What I will say,
Speaker 2: I do enjoy a tasty emin m from time to time.
Speaker 14: You're saying me and Eminem are bringing peanut butter to
Speaker 14: the hotel and that's a problem.
Speaker 2: Well you said it, I didn't say it.
Speaker 14: I don't care who's doing what with peanut butter. You
Speaker 14: can't go through my bags because I'm a guest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually you can. You're on our property. And where
Speaker 2: did we protect our hotel from any further sticky spread situation?
Speaker 2: So we did have to confiscate your peanut butter?
Speaker 7: What he just took it?
Speaker 2: You will be allowed to retreat it and take it
Speaker 2: with you when you check out.
Speaker 14: Are you talking about you went through my bag and
Speaker 14: you found peanut butter about things and you took it?
Speaker 14: What kind of show you run?
Speaker 11: It?
Speaker 2: Okay with the language, Yes, sir, if you don't mind
Speaker 2: me asking, what were you planning to do with a
Speaker 2: peanut butter?
Speaker 14: What do you think I was planning to do with it?
Speaker 2: Eat it?
Speaker 13: I think people do with.
Speaker 2: It, right, eat it after you spread it on who Look?
Speaker 14: Look, I don't know what kind of weird stuff you
Speaker 14: got going on with the hotel, but I'm here to
Speaker 14: eat the peanut butter and do nothing else with it.
Speaker 14: So I don't know what the problems you're gonna have
Speaker 14: further if you don't give me back my peanut butter,
Speaker 14: but I need it.
Speaker 2: How's this? I've been doing this a long time and
Speaker 2: sometimes you just get a gut feeling about somebody.
Speaker 14: Wait, so now you're some kind of a swammy mind reader.
Speaker 2: No, I was trying to say something positive about you
Speaker 2: and let you know that I'm willing to bend the
Speaker 2: rules just a little. Put my touch, put my peanut
Speaker 2: butter on the elevator and send it back up. I'll
Speaker 2: go grab it, Dan, you know what, I will do
Speaker 2: that as soon as you sign a waiver and give
Speaker 2: us a non refundable three hundred dollars spread deposit what
Speaker 2: we can look the other way?
Speaker 15: Are you? Are you freaking joking?
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 15: But your wife, Sophie is What did my wife have
Speaker 15: to do with this?
Speaker 2: Well, she's the one that set you up for this
Speaker 2: phone tap? Yeah, yeah, it's a frank phone call. This
Speaker 2: is actually Broke from the radio show Brogg and Jeff
Speaker 2: Free in the Morning.
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11: She called it.
Speaker 2: She said you're down by the pool, and she said
Speaker 2: it'd be a perfect time to prank you.
Speaker 14: I just realize that I'm screaming at you.
Speaker 2: I took you some pretty weird looks, even.
Speaker 14: With the sunglasses. I know there's there.
Speaker 11: Wake up every morning with sung taps weekday mornings. On
Speaker 11: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you're at a low moment in your life, the
Speaker 3: last thing that you want to do is go out
Speaker 3: on a date.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, I didn't even think.
Speaker 3: Of that, like right after you flush the family goldfish
Speaker 3: or in Brooks case, ate it. But one of our listeners,
Speaker 3: one of our listeners says he didn't have a choice
Speaker 3: because he was at one of the lowest points of
Speaker 3: his life and tried to reschedule with the woman he
Speaker 3: was supposed to meet up with, but she said no
Speaker 3: and decided she was going to show up up anyway.
Speaker 3: That balls could not believe where they ended up having
Speaker 3: their first hangout. It's definitely unprecedented territory, and you're gonna
Speaker 3: hear it in your brand new second Date update right after.
Speaker 6: This Second Date update.
Speaker 3: D I want everyone in studio and driving to close
Speaker 3: their eyes right now. Jesse, if you just think, out
Speaker 3: of all the places in the world, where would be
Speaker 3: the worst to have a first date?
Speaker 2: You're taking me somewhere nice.
Speaker 3: Maybe next to an active volcano.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Inside of an off brand Hooters off like that called Alley's,
Speaker 3: or maybe the radioactive playground at Chernobyl, Oh.
Speaker 2: My date has three eyeballs if it's swing both by
Speaker 2: itself and one of our listeners says he wishes he could.
Speaker 3: Have had his first date somewhere else, but unfortunately he
Speaker 3: didn't really have a choice, and now he needs our help.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to Steve about it. Steve, welcome to the show.
Speaker 15: Hey, thanks you guys for having me.
Speaker 2: I love when dates go wrong and people put blame
Speaker 2: on something bigger than themselves. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciate.
Speaker 2: That, Steve.
Speaker 3: What was the name of the the woman that you
Speaker 3: went out with?
Speaker 15: I went out with Julie.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm I was just assuming these days that you
Speaker 5: met on an app.
Speaker 15: We did, Yeah, we we matched about two months ago,
Speaker 15: but our schedules just wouldn't match you up, okay, coming up.
Speaker 15: And we finally settled on a date and suddenly the
Speaker 15: day before I got dramatically shick, no, no.
Speaker 1: Did it feels like the universe is telling you not
Speaker 1: to go out with Julia?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Right, right, but like so bad I ended up in
Speaker 15: the hospital.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 2: You're okay?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm good?
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, you said dramatically? Were you acting actor.
Speaker 1: I mean, and that's the thing.
Speaker 5: From Julie's standpoint, it'd be hard to believe that after
Speaker 5: a few months of like.
Speaker 4: And then like now I'm in the hospital.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so this is what happened. I messenger the night
Speaker 15: before to cancel and I kind of explained why, and
Speaker 15: her response was, well, I'll come visit you.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 2: Oh, but she was trying to call your bluff.
Speaker 15: That might have been part of it, obviously, Like I
Speaker 15: wasn't bluffing. But all I was thinking is like, this
Speaker 15: is like easily the worst I've ever looked.
Speaker 11: Yeh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you agree to have her come visit you?
Speaker 15: I told her no, let's please do another day. Yeah,
Speaker 15: but she's like, I don't care, I want to come
Speaker 15: and see you.
Speaker 4: Oh. Now I'm thinking what Alexis said.
Speaker 8: She doesn't believe you try to hang out with someone
Speaker 8: sick you.
Speaker 1: Want to do.
Speaker 6: So did she show up?
Speaker 15: She showed up?
Speaker 2: What did you do to prep for that?
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, can I have a washcloth to wash
Speaker 1: my face? Like you're not showered?
Speaker 4: Blue, That's what I would do.
Speaker 6: I want to get the fancy, fancy hospital gown.
Speaker 2: On extra pudding or what I mean?
Speaker 1: What was that moment, like when she walked in the room.
Speaker 15: I mean, part of it was like, oh, this is cool,
Speaker 15: we're finally seeing each other. The other part of it
Speaker 15: was just like me being purely mortified.
Speaker 3: And it sucks if you ever get excited on the date,
Speaker 3: Like you can't hide it because the heart monitor is
Speaker 3: going to be like b.
Speaker 16: B by, she's beautiful and it's like your heart's going crazy?
Speaker 2: Are very thin?
Speaker 6: Disgusting? I'm sorry about that. How did it go?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 15: I mean it was it was it was sweet. She
Speaker 15: showed up with a gift. It was a book of
Speaker 15: like a hundred unbelievable.
Speaker 6: Facts because she didn't believe that you were good, like
Speaker 6: read Yeah, that's a nice gesture, Yeah.
Speaker 15: Something to help pass the time in the hospital. Like
Speaker 15: we split a hospital meal together in my room.
Speaker 5: Okay, covered by your insurance. I mean, were you able
Speaker 5: to hold a conversation with her? I don't know how sick.
Speaker 15: You were, Yeah, I mean we, you know, we were
Speaker 15: like she read some of like the facts in the
Speaker 15: book and we talked about that. The most embarrassing thing
Speaker 15: was like the staff was kind of like harassing me
Speaker 15: about like if she was my girlfriend. You know, they
Speaker 15: were doing the whole like, ooh, is this your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: So that probably was kind of awkward. How long did
Speaker 1: she stay for?
Speaker 15: I mean it was a couple of hours. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 15: she told them it was actually our first date. The
Speaker 15: nurses then like went and took some flowers from like
Speaker 15: a dead lady's room.
Speaker 10: Oh could you just be'd be a vacant room.
Speaker 6: It has the condolence's note still on it. She Oh
Speaker 6: my god.
Speaker 5: So was there any like, I mean besides them giving
Speaker 5: you a hard time and being funny?
Speaker 1: Was there like a spark?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 5: Wo'd be hard to have some sort of like just
Speaker 5: make chemistry in that situation.
Speaker 15: So I thought we had a good time, and I
Speaker 15: thought the experience like kind of bonded us very.
Speaker 2: Unique, you know, uh for sure.
Speaker 15: And that like one hundred we would go out again.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, if she's willing to come and visit you
Speaker 3: on a first date while you're bedridden in the hospital,
Speaker 3: that speaks volumes about like where she thinks this relationship
Speaker 3: could go.
Speaker 5: It's wild to me to think that you haven't been
Speaker 5: in contact or gotten another date with her, And how could.
Speaker 4: She complain like, oh, he wasn't that funny?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You were in the hospital. What did she do?
Speaker 6: How long ago was that?
Speaker 15: So that was it was a few weeks ago.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, And we've.
Speaker 15: Been texting up until this past week and now she's
Speaker 15: like hardly responding at all. Huhh, and like I'm out
Speaker 15: of the hospital. I was hoping to see her for
Speaker 15: a normal date. Yeah, And honestly, I just don't know
Speaker 15: what the deal is. And the only thing I can
Speaker 15: think is maybe I really did look like I was
Speaker 15: in as bad of shape as I was.
Speaker 2: That's understandable.
Speaker 1: And you were texting after if you take.
Speaker 6: A really cold person to come into a hospital.
Speaker 2: Like you in that hospital, or.
Speaker 3: Maybe she got sick with whatever you had, and now
Speaker 3: she's in the hospital, you're gonna have to do your
Speaker 3: second date.
Speaker 1: There have options for him, and none of them are
Speaker 1: your fault so far.
Speaker 6: That's so we're going to come back.
Speaker 3: We're going to call Julie for you and try and
Speaker 3: get you your second date update right after this.
Speaker 15: All right, thank you so much?
Speaker 6: All right, man, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: I'm just super glad that Steve pulled through and made it.
Speaker 12: All Steve, and we got to get him back. Get
Speaker 12: I'm here, ready, clear clear, because you really off on matter.
Speaker 6: We saved them.
Speaker 3: Second day back up and running with our listener Steve,
Speaker 3: who is fully alive and his first date happened in
Speaker 3: his own hospital bed. But Steve matched with Julie a
Speaker 3: couple months before this. They had to keep pushing back
Speaker 3: their date because their schedules weren't matching up, and the
Speaker 3: night before they were due to meet each other, he
Speaker 3: ended up getting super sick and had to go to
Speaker 3: the hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so she just wout him back down.
Speaker 3: Now I'm coming to visit you there, and showed up,
Speaker 3: brought a book for him to read.
Speaker 6: They shared a meal.
Speaker 5: Together, even told the nurses that it was their first date, so.
Speaker 3: They thought that was super cute, and stole some flowers
Speaker 3: from the deceased to make it extra special for them.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's theft at that point, No, yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 6: Belong to anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now Steve is better, he is out of
Speaker 3: the hospital.
Speaker 6: Except he's not getting a call back from Julie anymore.
Speaker 2: Maybe she only like sick boys.
Speaker 6: You know, have you ever thought of that, Steve?
Speaker 15: You know that must be what it is. I better
Speaker 15: throw myself in front of the you have.
Speaker 1: Too much color in your cheeks.
Speaker 10: Guys, So did you meet any like super sick hot
Speaker 10: dudes in there?
Speaker 3: Maybe you need to work on your sniffles and your
Speaker 3: coughs a little bit before we reach out.
Speaker 4: That's a good theory.
Speaker 5: I bet there's a I bet there's a good reason
Speaker 5: she's not calling you back. We can fix this, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like, or it's not a good reason, at least a
Speaker 3: reason whatever it is. When you find out, let's call
Speaker 3: her right now. Hello, ah, Hi, we're looking to talk
Speaker 3: with Julie.
Speaker 15: Yes, this is Julie.
Speaker 6: Hey Julie.
Speaker 3: You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, Julie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 17: Oh okay, Yeah, what's just about?
Speaker 3: This is about a segment we do called a second
Speaker 3: date update, a really saucy, sexy segment.
Speaker 5: I should add I don't know how it was for
Speaker 5: you though, probably not, probably not in her case.
Speaker 3: We heard a little bit about a date that you
Speaker 3: went on recently with a guy named Steve.
Speaker 6: Okay, Steve, you know from the hospital. Steve.
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, can we just ask did you show up
Speaker 5: to the hospital because you were trying to call him out,
Speaker 5: like you thought that he was faking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, oh no, I mean you're just like a
Speaker 3: genuinely caring person.
Speaker 4: We don't.
Speaker 3: I mean I was a.
Speaker 17: Little bit worried about him because we had become friends
Speaker 17: talking online.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, you had a couple of months of like chemistry.
Speaker 3: And that's good. So what did you think of Steve
Speaker 3: when you saw him?
Speaker 6: I r L.
Speaker 17: I mean saying.
Speaker 5: That, Yeah, interaction with old Steve there.
Speaker 9: I mean I was, I was liking him.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 17: I just I don't know if it's going.
Speaker 2: To work out.
Speaker 17: And uh, it has nothing to do with him.
Speaker 2: So it has nothing to do with him.
Speaker 5: What does it have to do with sorry to pry, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean he's curious.
Speaker 17: I had a friendly ghost appear like a Casper situation.
Speaker 6: Haunting, No Casper situation.
Speaker 17: It's like when there's a guy that you've been seeing,
Speaker 17: we think you have future plans with suddenly ghosts and
Speaker 17: stop talking to you. And then he's on your d
Speaker 17: MS on Instagram and then you know he likes your stories,
Speaker 17: but like he doesn't say anything to you.
Speaker 1: Why would you put any energy into that?
Speaker 5: I mean, obviously those guys always come back around as
Speaker 5: they can like sniff out that you have somebody interested
Speaker 5: in you.
Speaker 3: Ye Brook, speaking from personal experience, he's definitely gone back.
Speaker 5: They're the guys, let me tell you, They're the guys
Speaker 5: that only want you when they can't have you.
Speaker 17: Well, I thought he was really cool and we dated
Speaker 17: for a couple of weeks and he's supplying coffee for
Speaker 17: different places and businesses and I love coffee.
Speaker 10: And okay, you're still dating this guy and you love
Speaker 10: his coffee.
Speaker 6: That's why you know she's not dating him.
Speaker 3: He's just like floating around her Instagram.
Speaker 1: So you're you're just putting ghost.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're putting Steve off because you want to keep
Speaker 5: the door open for coffee boy.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I know that sounds kind of rude, but if you
Speaker 17: want to sum it up that way, I guess it's true.
Speaker 6: So he's this other.
Speaker 3: Guy and he's just like liking your Insta stories and
Speaker 3: things like that. Has he actually said anything to you.
Speaker 17: No, he just wants me to know that he sees me.
Speaker 2: No, this guy sucks. You need to run from this Steve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to get some backup on this too.
Speaker 3: And we actually do have like a friendly ghost who's
Speaker 3: floating on the other phone line right now.
Speaker 6: His name is actually Steve.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's a real person.
Speaker 10: What what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, The way the segment works is we have Steve
Speaker 3: waiting on the other line, listening to the conversation.
Speaker 6: Waiting to jump in.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I'm a little scared Steve, be there.
Speaker 15: I am so confused right now. So you're basically ghosting
Speaker 15: me for a friendly ghost.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 17: I guess that's one way to put it.
Speaker 15: Oh, I mean that that is how you put it.
Speaker 17: Hey, I did not mean to hurt your feelings, but
Speaker 17: I'm in a weird situation and I don't know what
Speaker 17: to do.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so you don't dislike me. You actually like me though.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I think you're a good person.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Julie, but you don't distribute coffee
Speaker 3: to a bunch of businesses.
Speaker 5: So you haven't seen and hung out with Steve outside
Speaker 5: of a hospital bed. I mean, if you can walk
Speaker 5: away from a hospital room on a first date and
Speaker 5: say that was really great, can you imagine what it
Speaker 5: would be like if you were pulled in full health.
Speaker 17: Like I said before, this isn't really about Steve, this
Speaker 17: is about this friendly ghost that I'm dealing with, and
Speaker 17: I'm kind of waiting around to see how it plays out.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you're dealing with a ghost problem. And it's
Speaker 3: not even the dead lady from the hospital whose flowers
Speaker 3: magically ended up in your room.
Speaker 6: That's a totally different ghost who's been looming around.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Ghosts in the second it's haunted.
Speaker 15: I'm just wondering, like if I was to hang around
Speaker 15: on your Instagram and like a bunch of your stories
Speaker 15: and then after I did shoot for a while, like
Speaker 15: that's something you would like.
Speaker 17: No, ew, No, that's creepy.
Speaker 15: What is literally the difference between me doing it and
Speaker 15: this other guy?
Speaker 17: Well, he's my ex, Like you and I haven't been
Speaker 17: anything real enough for you to friendly ghost me, like
Speaker 17: you just be a creepy ghost wants.
Speaker 6: To be creepy ghosts.
Speaker 15: What if I ended up in the hospital again, Who's
Speaker 15: gonna come and see me?
Speaker 4: Strategy?
Speaker 2: Come on, Steve, is funny.
Speaker 3: You could bring the guy with the coffee business over
Speaker 3: to the hospital and take him there, whurn.
Speaker 6: Him into a real ghost.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I keep thinking the.
Speaker 5: Only time the coffee guy's gonna call you is when
Speaker 5: he's sad and lonely.
Speaker 6: Yea, yeah, that's a perfect place to get really sad.
Speaker 15: I just gotta hold away. And so I'm just I'm
Speaker 15: just supposed to wait for this guy to fully ghost
Speaker 15: you again before.
Speaker 6: Well he's not.
Speaker 17: He's not going to fully ghost me this time.
Speaker 6: Okay, have you actually talked to him yet?
Speaker 17: Not yet, but he's getting closer.
Speaker 3: But Steve, I know that you're trying really hard here
Speaker 3: to get truly bad, but it sounds like this doesn't
Speaker 3: have anything to do with you. This is totally her deal.
Speaker 3: She's just trying to figure her own stuff out.
Speaker 2: So and I mean, honestly, she's gonna be and go
Speaker 2: for a while.
Speaker 3: So it's probably pointless for me to even ask this question.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna do it anyway because there's a ghost
Speaker 3: whispering in my ear to do it. He's saying, you
Speaker 3: and Steve should go out on another date and we'll
Speaker 3: pay for it.
Speaker 6: I don't know, yes, I don't know as close to
Speaker 6: yes person.
Speaker 15: Sorry, I'm sorry, I just this is all very end like.
Speaker 15: I don't mean to rush you, Julie, but I've got
Speaker 15: an ambulance on the other line. They just want to
Speaker 15: know where I'm at.
Speaker 6: Date you heard ends in the hospital again.
Speaker 17: I just don't think it'd be fair to you, Steve,
Speaker 17: like I'm not in this situation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's some honesty right there.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, man, this isn't going to work out.
Speaker 6: We're not going to be able to get you a
Speaker 6: second date.
Speaker 15: This is okay. I'd rather deal with this now than
Speaker 15: like if we were dating.
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. That's a good attitude.
Speaker 3: Don't give up, hope, Man to haunt her in a
Speaker 3: month or two, and then she'll be really.
Speaker 15: Doing I know, I know the game planned now.
Speaker 6: Talked to you in a couple of months. Man, good luck.
Speaker 11: Don't do that, Steve.
Speaker 2: I told you it's creepy.
Speaker 6: Okay, looking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I've never heard the dating term friendly ghost before, like
Speaker 3: being caspired where if you missed it, that's where a
Speaker 3: former love interest who ghosts you comes back and is
Speaker 3: quietly hanging around your like Instagram and Insta stories, liking
Speaker 3: things just to make sure that you know they're there.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna tell you this has been happening long
Speaker 5: before Instagram was even invented.
Speaker 1: Okay, totally, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You were friendly ghosting people by hanging outside of their work.
Speaker 1: No, it's just like those exes.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 1: Everybody has those exes that just like linger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they don't do it because they want anything,
Speaker 5: They just want control.
Speaker 3: Well, jose you mentioned saying like, oh this is me,
Speaker 3: how many haunts.
Speaker 6: Would you say that you're currently doing at the moment.
Speaker 10: I think me and a lot of girls were haunting
Speaker 10: each other back where you're like, you like, but no
Speaker 10: one's like actually.
Speaker 4: Said high yet.
Speaker 10: So it's like I see you and then like they
Speaker 10: go on a date and you like that, And because.
Speaker 3: We've been liking each other, no two ghosts could haunt
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 7: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Either till today.
Speaker 2: Supernatural world is hard even dating there.
Speaker 3: We're more attuned to what's going on in the real
Speaker 3: world with real people. So if you have an issue
Speaker 3: with that in your dating life, we can try and help.
Speaker 6: Email the show.
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
Speaker 3: make sure you go check out all of our podcasts.
Speaker 3: All the second dates are up at Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: wherever you get.
Speaker 11: Yours Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know, lately, Brooke, I've noticed that you're winning streaks.
Speaker 6: Aren't very streaky.
Speaker 3: You're going like two, three, four wins maybe, and then
Speaker 3: you choke.
Speaker 5: What's interesting is I feel like I've been doing a
Speaker 5: really good job. I've been getting like five, six, seven, correct.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're concentrating on the wrong thing.
Speaker 3: Well, this isn't Little League baseball rules where you get
Speaker 3: credit just for trying.
Speaker 6: You actually have to leave. You have to win these
Speaker 6: games in order to succeed.
Speaker 3: And the last time you accused the listener of cheating
Speaker 3: and selling their soul to Satan before management.
Speaker 6: Had to pull you off of the air.
Speaker 15: For the day.
Speaker 4: Are you but?
Speaker 2: But was I wrong? Was I wrong?
Speaker 11: Non?
Speaker 3: Proof of the pressure of elementary school level trivia is
Speaker 3: actually getting to you.
Speaker 4: I really hope there's another religious tirade today.
Speaker 15: I'm really open.
Speaker 3: I hope not because you're taking on somebody who actually
Speaker 3: deals with real stress every day.
Speaker 6: That's Katie, who is the stay at home mom of
Speaker 6: four children. Stress first, Katie, where's your head today? Mentally?
Speaker 15: I'm ready? I think.
Speaker 2: Katie, you had four kids.
Speaker 5: We're already making questionable decisions here right, they're.
Speaker 15: All older now, we all sleep through the night, So
Speaker 15: those sleeping.
Speaker 6: Pills really are doing the trick.
Speaker 3: We'reing a send Brook out of the studio while she
Speaker 3: heads out, Katie, you know the game works. He got
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
Speaker 3: do have to beat Brook out right if you want
Speaker 3: to win.
Speaker 6: Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Mariah Carey celebrates the
Speaker 3: birthday today she turns sixty years old. Is that statement
Speaker 3: true or false? The top selling cooking book of all
Speaker 3: time is from nineteen thirty six titled Blank of Cooking?
Speaker 6: What's blank Joy?
Speaker 3: What famous dance comes from the TV show Fresh Prince
Speaker 3: of Fresh Prince of bel Air? In the NFL? What
Speaker 3: position did Hall of Famer Jerry Rice play.
Speaker 15: Wide receiver?
Speaker 3: The largest glacier in the world is located by where
Speaker 3: the North or South pole north? How many seconds does
Speaker 3: it take for your blood to circulate the entire vascular
Speaker 3: system twenty forty or sixty seconds forty? You can hear
Speaker 3: the excitement and maybe slight panic in Katie's voice as
Speaker 3: she answered every single question.
Speaker 6: But really good speed there. They're going to go over
Speaker 6: some of the answers for a second.
Speaker 1: Katie's squeaky.
Speaker 7: I'm so excited, are you?
Speaker 6: Why are you excited?
Speaker 14: I think I won.
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't answered any questions yet.
Speaker 6: She's that comfident.
Speaker 15: I was just the best I ever did. I practice
Speaker 15: every day when I listen.
Speaker 6: Oh kay, So she's excited about this.
Speaker 3: Also, apparently Katie's excited about going to New York soon
Speaker 3: for your birthday?
Speaker 6: And yes, I love that.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do in the city? What's
Speaker 2: your goal? Food shows? Where are you at?
Speaker 15: I really want to go eat some like really good food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, easy to do.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 6: You gonna have a good time, Katie. Now we got
Speaker 6: to go over to brook here. Are you ready? Brook? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Mariah Carey celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 3: She turns sixty years old. Is that statement true or false?
Speaker 2: Else?
Speaker 3: The top selling cooking book of all time is from
Speaker 3: nineteen thirty six titled Blank of Cooking?
Speaker 6: What's Blank Dark Cooking?
Speaker 3: What famous dance comes from the TV show Fresh Prince
Speaker 3: of bel Air, the Dougie in the NFL? What position
Speaker 3: did Hall of Famer Jerry Rice.
Speaker 2: Play wide receiver.
Speaker 3: The largest glacier in the world is located by where
Speaker 3: the north or south pole south? How many seconds does
Speaker 3: it take for your blood to circulate the entire vascular system?
Speaker 3: Twenty forty or sixty seconds?
Speaker 1: I'm going to go forty.
Speaker 2: Go right in the middle there.
Speaker 3: Bob, all right, playing safe with the answers. Let's go
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard and see if it paid off for
Speaker 3: you with Jose.
Speaker 6: What's up for.
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 4: Got three correct today?
Speaker 15: Katie always thought it was more than that.
Speaker 1: You think, How many did you think it was? Katie?
Speaker 1: How many did you play them?
Speaker 14: All?
Speaker 6: Got appreciate the confidence.
Speaker 2: We'll slice a humble pie right there, brook God also three.
Speaker 3: It was close, but not quite enough to pull out
Speaker 3: the victory. Oh man, Well, let's go over the answers
Speaker 3: for everybody first. Mariah Carey celebrates the birthday today.
Speaker 6: She's sixty. No, she's not. She's turning fifty five today.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: According to the Internet, the tom selling cookbook of all
Speaker 3: time from nineteen thirty six is titled The Joy of Cooking,
Speaker 3: more than twenty million copies sold.
Speaker 6: Katie got that one right.
Speaker 3: The famous dance from the TV show Fresh Prince of
Speaker 3: vl Air is the Carlton Dance In the NFL. Jerry
Speaker 3: Rice played wide receiver and got himself into the Hall of.
Speaker 4: Fame Hall of Fame Seahawks players.
Speaker 6: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: The largest glacier in the world is located by the
Speaker 3: South Poles in Antarctica, called the Lambert Glacier, and it
Speaker 3: takes twenty seconds for blood to circulate through your entire
Speaker 3: vascular system.
Speaker 4: I think it quicker because it's filled with sugar.
Speaker 2: Mine's quicker because it's thinned out with all the alcohol.
Speaker 6: Katie.
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Speaker 9: Yes awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you want to send any messages out to your
Speaker 2: four children that are listening?
Speaker 15: Yes, I love you guys, one of you they can't yees. Yeah.
Speaker 6: To find it out to see. Thanks for puting me, Katie.
Speaker 3: We're going to be back to do Windbrooks Block same
Speaker 3: time tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,