Speaker 1: What do balloons hate most about? School pop quizzes?
Speaker 2: What's longer running from first to second base or second
Speaker 2: to third? Second to third because there's a shortstop in
Speaker 2: the middle.
Speaker 1: I'm now the proud owner of a dairy company. I'm
Speaker 1: going to milk it for all it's worth.
Speaker 2: My son was one of five kids supposed to be
Speaker 2: playing a cloud in his school play, but they had
Speaker 2: eight cloud kids that night overcast.
Speaker 1: What do you call a band of potty training toddlers
Speaker 1: rage against the latrine?
Speaker 2: I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but
Speaker 2: it was just my imagination.
Speaker 1: My wife has been missing for a week now. The
Speaker 1: police have told me to prepare for the worst, so
Speaker 1: I've been to the charity shop to get her clothes back.
Speaker 2: I jogged around the block fifteen times this morning. Then
Speaker 2: I picked it up and put it back in our
Speaker 2: kid's toy box.
Speaker 1: I'm finally watching that popular Canadian footweard documentary, It's a
Speaker 1: boot Time.
Speaker 2: If you have a Mexican mom, tell her palabra. That's
Speaker 2: word to your mother. My friend eats frozen apples. That's hardcore.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be nice to hear some jokes about Robin
Speaker 2: Hood's Forest at Sherwood.
Speaker 1: Joined a dating app for arsonists. Got a match straight away.
Speaker 1: Get ready for more laughs and groans following this short break.
Speaker 2: What do you get when you cross a cow with
Speaker 2: a tornado? Milkshake?
Speaker 1: I always ask rude people where they get off, But
Speaker 1: then again I ask everyone where they get off. I'm
Speaker 1: the bus driver.
Speaker 2: My wife told me not to tell her anymore Elvis jokes.
Speaker 2: I told her one anyways. Now she's all shook up.
Speaker 1: Even though the drum set I sold him was defect,
Speaker 1: he kept it. I suffered no repercussions.
Speaker 2: I heard about that new knife you invented for chopping meat.
Speaker 2: What a cleaver I did?
Speaker 1: Who won the Asian cooking contest? It was a tie.
Speaker 2: My clothes are always wrinkly. I have an iron deficiency.
Speaker 2: I told mom to ignore her past mistakes. It's been
Speaker 2: two months since she last talked to me. What causes
Speaker 2: some boats to become party buds?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: Pressure?
Speaker 1: I think my chest upon it cheated. I don't have
Speaker 1: any direct evidence, but he has a really checkered past.
Speaker 2: I just placed a blanket on top of a mixture
Speaker 2: of ammonia, sodium carbonate and magnesium hydroxide. Finally have my
Speaker 2: bases covered.
Speaker 1: I have a terrible speech impediment. I have a hard
Speaker 1: time talking about it. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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