Speaker 1: What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's Final movement?
Speaker 2: What would happen if a piano fell on you? You'd
Speaker 2: be flat?
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish and
Speaker 1: a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but
Speaker 1: you can't piano a tuna.
Speaker 2: Why would tirek struggle to play the piano? They're extinct?
Speaker 1: What do you get when you drop a piano down
Speaker 1: a mine shaft? A flat minor?
Speaker 2: I had to fire an employee at my piano factory.
Speaker 2: He just didn't understand any of the key ideas.
Speaker 1: I've removed all the black keys from my piano. Hopefully
Speaker 1: i'll see major improvement.
Speaker 2: My uncle died recently, crushed by a piano. His funeral
Speaker 2: was low key.
Speaker 1: My piano lid has two locks, one big, one small
Speaker 1: to open eye use both major and minor keys.
Speaker 2: I used to play piano, but now I use my hands.
Speaker 1: Got my wife some ear rings that resume resemble piano keys.
Speaker 1: Now if she hears the song she likes, she can
Speaker 1: play it by ear Hang in there for more laughs
Speaker 1: and groans. After this quick announcement.
Speaker 2: The piano was angry at me. For playing it. I
Speaker 2: didn't know I struck a chord.
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger quit his piano lessons. Don't worry. One day
Speaker 1: he'll be back.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start giving away pianos. I'm already an
Speaker 2: organ donner.
Speaker 1: Not all of Beethoven's piano sonatas are great. Sonata number
Speaker 1: eight is pathetic.
Speaker 2: Got a great deal on a piano yesterday. I bought
Speaker 2: it for a song.
Speaker 1: Why does the bodybuilder only play the piano in C
Speaker 1: major because he is completely natural?
Speaker 2: I bought a grand piano. It was one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I turned my piano into firewood. Sorry, if that struck
Speaker 1: a chord with.
Speaker 2: You, What do you call it when most of your
Speaker 2: white keys on a piano don't work? A major problem.
Speaker 1: The best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder Sit him
Speaker 1: in front of a piano toumb two keys low. He'll
Speaker 1: never see it.
Speaker 2: I was a famous pianist until I was charged for
Speaker 2: touching a minor.
Speaker 1: I was going to go on an expensive vacation with
Speaker 1: a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Speaker 2: A group of musicians, namely harpists, pianists, flutists, and violinists
Speaker 2: form a football team, Who are the most important players
Speaker 2: and why pianists because they are the key players.
Speaker 1: Why do pianists play quiet music too loudly because piano
Speaker 1: is their forte.
Speaker 2: Why did the orchestrator fire the pianist they ended off
Speaker 2: on a bad note.
Speaker 1: A pianist cuts his hand on the notes B, D
Speaker 1: and F sharp. He goes to the doctor and tells
Speaker 1: him this. The doctor says, the damage looks to be minor.
Speaker 2: Why did the pianist continue to play on the piano
Speaker 2: even when some notes didn't work because it was only
Speaker 2: a minor inconvenience?
Speaker 1: What's Beethoven doing in his grave decomposing?
Speaker 2: Why does Beethoven dislike chickens so much? Well? When you
Speaker 2: ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say bach.
Speaker 1: I decided to create a musical based on World War Two,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't think of a name. I settled on
Speaker 1: Schindler's list.
Speaker 2: If you wrote down the names of all the works
Speaker 2: by a nineteenth century Polish composer, you'd have a chopin
Speaker 2: lest I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1: And I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the key Dad jokes
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