Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour.
Speaker 2: Energy bottles did you count in the trash can? I
Speaker 2: think it was eleven? Oh guys, fifty energy? Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel
Speaker 3: for his parody song.
Speaker 1: Today's song of the Week is in well today's podcast.
Speaker 2: There it goes, let's start it now.
Speaker 4: I'm just wondering.
Speaker 5: You're going to ask the room, what's your favorite reboot
Speaker 5: of all time?
Speaker 4: It's Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, maybe it's like the
Speaker 4: Fuller House TV show.
Speaker 1: My daughter's in fourth grade and she just came home
Speaker 1: and said, Mom, everybody's watching Fuller House right now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, why?
Speaker 6: Weird?
Speaker 4: Maybe it's better if you haven't seen the original.
Speaker 2: Full if you're only eight, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Cobra Kai reboot from the Karate Kid that was really popular.
Speaker 5: It's or my favorite Sisterhood of the Traveling Jorts. I
Speaker 5: predict that your daughter is gonna love that one. It's
Speaker 5: gonna be really big with.
Speaker 2: John I'm waiting for sports instead.
Speaker 5: But huge news on the reboot front though, because producer
Speaker 5: Jerry Bruckheimer just announced that they're gonna be rebooting Pirates
Speaker 5: of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4: Okay, he says, quote.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be easier to put together because you don't
Speaker 5: have to wait for certain actors, So none.
Speaker 3: Of the original cast is going to be probably Orlando Broom.
Speaker 4: And sorry, guys, I.
Speaker 2: Am so sad.
Speaker 7: I'm getting to a point in my life where they're
Speaker 7: rebooting movies that came out when I was an adult,
Speaker 7: not a fun like Harry Potter came out.
Speaker 4: It was a little bit weird.
Speaker 5: But this could be Jose's chance to finally showcase his
Speaker 5: talents as the new Captain. Jose Sparrow's got to relapse
Speaker 5: on the rum Rumor is they're starting over from scratch
Speaker 5: with this, and that's really exciting news. In the tradition
Speaker 5: of reboots, let's reboot the shock collar Question of the.
Speaker 8: Day, brand new one.
Speaker 5: With an all new cast and crew, starting with digital
Speaker 5: j Go ahead, Jays, the new and improved Jake.
Speaker 2: That's the same guy.
Speaker 9: Did you guys realize Coca Cola sells forty billion dollars
Speaker 9: worth of soda every year?
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, four zero.
Speaker 9: They're by far the most lucrative beverage company in the world.
Speaker 9: But how did they really become so successful? I mean,
Speaker 9: sure it tastes great. Yeah, yeah, Taylor Swift was an
Speaker 9: official brand ambassador.
Speaker 8: Makes any company go by Billy.
Speaker 9: But I think we all know the number one reason
Speaker 9: for Coca Cola's widespread popularity is catchy slogans. It's the
Speaker 9: only reason. That's why today we're honoring years of advertising
Speaker 9: genius with a special.
Speaker 4: Coke Slogan Bonanza.
Speaker 10: Edition of number plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: I said the success of their slogans, and I immediately
Speaker 2: was like, I can't think of one. I didn't know
Speaker 2: all the questions were going to be around them because.
Speaker 8: I've been part of a Coke bonanza in a long time.
Speaker 9: James, it's been a while. Each of you will give
Speaker 9: me a number one through twenty, and I'll give you
Speaker 9: part of a famous Coca Cola slogan with.
Speaker 4: Just one word missing.
Speaker 9: Oh you have to fill in the blank correctly, but
Speaker 9: if you get it wrong, you're at risk of being shocked.
Speaker 8: I like this'll help us a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm stressed out.
Speaker 9: Let's start with the woman who thought Coca Cola's home
Speaker 9: city of Atlanta was a lost ancient underwater kingdom.
Speaker 4: That's Alexis.
Speaker 9: Alexis, give me a number one through twenty please eighteen
Speaker 9: Alexis in nineteen seventy one, this famous slogan, I'd like
Speaker 9: to buy the blank a coke and live in perfect harmony.
Speaker 4: What's the blank?
Speaker 2: This sounds like I know it, I don't know the world.
Speaker 9: That's correct, Alexis, I'd like to buy the world of coke.
Speaker 4: Was that Michael Jackson? I think it was just oh,
Speaker 4: it was everybody, Yeah, everybody what.
Speaker 2: They were doing. It's a very long slogan.
Speaker 9: Jackson was Pepsi bro Yeah, famously, yeah, famously con fire
Speaker 9: and a Pepsi come.
Speaker 8: Don't you ever come between the soda wars?
Speaker 9: All right, Alexis, you're in it at least to the
Speaker 9: next round. Brook, it's your turn. Give me number one
Speaker 9: through twenty please eight Brook. In two thousand and one,
Speaker 9: Coke came up with a slogan that said, life tastes
Speaker 9: so blank is the missing word good?
Speaker 4: Great or coke?
Speaker 11: I was.
Speaker 1: Life tastes so great, Life tastes so coke? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I feel like two thousand and one they were trying
Speaker 1: to do things that just didn't make a whole lot
Speaker 1: of sense.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be coke.
Speaker 9: Brooke went with life tastes so Coke, that is incorrect.
Speaker 4: I thought it was not even a sentence, like it
Speaker 4: was life taste so good? Oh, straight up simple.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't oversell it, Coke.
Speaker 9: We're over that, Jose. Give me number one through twenty
Speaker 9: please twelve Jose. In twenty sixteen, the public made memes
Speaker 9: about this one, saying, taste the inflation, but it's really
Speaker 9: taste the blank is the missing word? Sensation, feeling or
Speaker 9: season o taste the season?
Speaker 2: They do so with Christmas though the Polar Bear.
Speaker 4: How Coca Cola get Christmas? What does PEPSI have?
Speaker 2: PEPs? He can't even get Halloween?
Speaker 11: I know, I love, but they got the cool horses
Speaker 11: and Sanna. Okay, so feeling is a sensation. So I'm
Speaker 11: gonna eliminate.
Speaker 8: This because I want to hear sensation.
Speaker 11: Rhymes, but it also means feelings, So why would you
Speaker 11: go away from the rhyme, Like if they're rhyming, it
Speaker 11: would taste the inflation.
Speaker 4: I'm going to.
Speaker 8: Go with sensation because it rhymes and it's a feeling.
Speaker 9: J went with taste the sensation that is.
Speaker 4: Incorrect, taste the feeling it was it was.
Speaker 9: Brook and hose are at risk of being shocked right now, Jeffrey,
Speaker 9: you get this wrong. Alexis wins like a number one
Speaker 9: through twenty. Please give me number one, number one, Jeffrey
Speaker 9: nineteen seventy nine, Have a coke and a blank? Is
Speaker 9: it smile, hug or grope?
Speaker 8: I thought it was gonna be smoke, coke and smoke.
Speaker 2: It makes sense of the seventies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, as much as I want to
Speaker 5: be gropped with a coke, it's probably not going to
Speaker 5: be their ad slogan.
Speaker 4: So it's between hug and smile. If you say so,
Speaker 4: have a coke and a hug? Is it like a
Speaker 4: liquid hug?
Speaker 3: I don't know the hugg to me, especially because yeah,
Speaker 3: a moist tug.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean all of these have basically been the most
Speaker 5: simple one. So let's go with have a coke and
Speaker 5: a smile.
Speaker 4: Jeff said had a coke and a smile.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 8: Would have gotten every single one wrong.
Speaker 9: Alexis, We're back to you. The next wrong answer loses.
Speaker 9: Give me a number, please, Alexis. There's a famous coke
Speaker 9: ad from the seventies and it's called Hey Catch Kid,
Speaker 9: and it shows a kid giving a football player a
Speaker 9: coke after the game, and in return, the player gives
Speaker 9: the kid his jersey. What NFL team is that player from?
Speaker 9: Is it my beloved Jacksonville Jaguars? Is it the Kansas
Speaker 9: City Chiefs? Or is it the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 2: Do you know this, jeff you were so excited.
Speaker 4: This is a really really show. Commercial has been parodied
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 2: I can't think of it.
Speaker 9: Is it the best team in the world, the Jacksonville Jaguars,
Speaker 9: the Kansas City Chiefs, or the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 2: To make you happy, Jake, I'm going to say.
Speaker 9: The Jaguars, Alexis said, my beloved Jacksonville Jaguars. That is incorrect.
Speaker 8: They were not a team till nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 9: Afterwards, the football player was me and Joe Green and
Speaker 9: he played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Jeffrey, that means you've
Speaker 9: won today's plenty.
Speaker 3: Of twenty and a smile?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 5: Who do I want to smile hugging grope today? That
Speaker 5: would be our own Jose Bolano. So you're gonna be
Speaker 5: getting shocked while singing Unwell by Matchbox twenty.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not crazy, I'm just a little one.
Speaker 8: Well I know right now you can't tell stay wild.
Speaker 11: Maybe then you'll see different side of me.
Speaker 9: I can't wait till it's in the Pirates movie.
Speaker 4: That's your shot.
Speaker 12: Collar question of the day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And what are
Speaker 4: we number one at on this show?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's not news, not weather, not traffic.
Speaker 4: You get all those from all the other apps. That's boring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what do you want us to be? Some
Speaker 2: local news station? Is that where you're looking for?
Speaker 4: It's not us.
Speaker 5: What we're number one at is strange job postings. Ah yeah.
Speaker 5: And this one has to do with baseball because there's
Speaker 5: an online gambling site that's making news because they're looking
Speaker 5: to hire a Wiener connoisseur.
Speaker 2: What have we all been doing in this room for
Speaker 2: the last twenty years.
Speaker 5: It's not like your college experience, Brook, there's a Wiener connoisseur.
Speaker 4: What exactly do you do?
Speaker 5: You're supposed to visit all thirty major League baseball parks,
Speaker 5: buy hot dogs at each one, and then measure each
Speaker 5: weenie to see which clubs have the biggest and the smallest.
Speaker 11: Like the Diamondbacks a little more girthy. The Dodgers are
Speaker 11: thinner but longer like the Dodger dogs.
Speaker 3: I just feel like they should add like a crispiness
Speaker 3: to it too, you know, like when you get that
Speaker 3: bite in a hot dog.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, so important.
Speaker 4: There's so many things to measure.
Speaker 2: We're working on a resume over here. To apply for
Speaker 2: this job. Stand out a pass.
Speaker 4: I'll let you know.
Speaker 5: You don't only have to measure the length of it.
Speaker 5: You have to measure the girth of the wieners and
Speaker 5: also how heavy they are.
Speaker 4: They want like the full breakdown.
Speaker 2: Just in your hand or its so weird.
Speaker 5: Seeing somebody like measuring the wieners in the middle of
Speaker 5: a baseball game.
Speaker 4: But they will buy your game tickets for you travel to.
Speaker 5: Each stadium is covered, and they'll give you a total
Speaker 5: of twenty five hundred dollars to do this, which covers.
Speaker 2: The hotel in half of them if you're retired. This
Speaker 2: is all that some old couple to do that.
Speaker 5: So you can apply on their website between now in
Speaker 5: April eighteenth if you want to be this. Just write
Speaker 5: a short pitch on why you're the most qualified person
Speaker 5: to measure wieners.
Speaker 2: That was quite a loaded question.
Speaker 4: We're going to post a link on.
Speaker 2: The should definitely hire a woman for this.
Speaker 5: We're gonna post a link on the insist stories at
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: We got Laser Stories.
Speaker 5: Next, it's the radio segment that finally found his niche
Speaker 5: in the cosmetic surgery world. But for animals offering rhinoplasty
Speaker 5: to insecure bottle nosed dolphins to make them more.
Speaker 2: Bodily, they want more of it.
Speaker 12: I mean the name.
Speaker 5: He also has a great rate on bleached blowholes too.
Speaker 4: If you're one, it's out too.
Speaker 5: But sign up now with Laser Stories, the segment where
Speaker 5: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 5: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those
Speaker 5: other flipper clippers just don't. This first laser story is
Speaker 5: out of Convenience Store Central. You probably heard this already
Speaker 5: because it's been everywhere, But seven to eleven recently announced
Speaker 5: a new sparkling water that tastes like hot dogs.
Speaker 2: Is that on the list of things we don't want?
Speaker 5: There's a photo can that's circulating on social media right now.
Speaker 5: It's supposed to taste like one of their big bites,
Speaker 5: but in carbonated liquid form.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it says house and Miracles on it,
Speaker 1: but I would call this the opposite of that.
Speaker 5: The press release says that they partnered with a brand
Speaker 5: called Miracle Seltzer.
Speaker 4: Four different flavors.
Speaker 5: They have Lemon, lime, green apple, sweet orange, and hot Dog.
Speaker 11: Is supposed to be like on a hot sunny day,
Speaker 11: you can sip this and it's like you're eating a
Speaker 11: hot dog.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I think it's just supposed to get more buzzed to
Speaker 3: talk about the other three flavors.
Speaker 5: True, they're calling it a daring flavor that pushes the
Speaker 5: boundaries of flavor innovation and something that's sure to delight
Speaker 5: even the most adventurous of palettes.
Speaker 1: Well, and it's as natural as the hot dogs.
Speaker 5: So have we really fallen so far as a society
Speaker 5: that we're now drinking hot dog water?
Speaker 4: Come on, here's where I think maybe.
Speaker 2: Not why you think Perryon is doing it soon?
Speaker 5: Because they say the three other flavors are available right now,
Speaker 5: but more details on the hot dog one is coming
Speaker 5: out next Monday, and their press release doesn't mention. Next
Speaker 5: Monday is April Fool's Day.
Speaker 2: Icy.
Speaker 4: Let's hope it's all just a big joke.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe not, or maybe the joke will be on
Speaker 2: us and it's real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see this. Next laser story is out of Michigan.
Speaker 4: Preparations for an Easter.
Speaker 5: Egg hunt at a Michigan entry school went off the
Speaker 5: rails recently. Thirty six year old father and his female
Speaker 5: partner were there to help hide the eggs when they
Speaker 5: got into an argument.
Speaker 2: Everybody got to finish. That's not nice.
Speaker 5: Thing escalated quickly as the man accused his wife of
Speaker 5: making it way too.
Speaker 4: Easy for the Valley View Elementary kids.
Speaker 1: I will say, any of those like public egg hunt things,
Speaker 1: they just like throw them on the ground.
Speaker 8: It's already bright pink, like everyone can see it.
Speaker 5: Well, it was nine to fifteen am and they were
Speaker 5: under a lot of stress since the hunt was set
Speaker 5: to start in just fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, so just throw on the ground at this point, yeah,
Speaker 2: who cares?
Speaker 5: And that's when another family member stepped in to stop
Speaker 5: the couple from arguing anymore. Yeah, and shockingly, the dad
Speaker 5: pulled out a knife and stabbed the guy. Oh ydn
Speaker 5: to an egg somebody that wants to get the most eggsteers.
Speaker 5: The police were called and the father was taken to
Speaker 5: jail for aggravated to saw.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, so the background checks on your volunteer paperwork
Speaker 3: at the elementary school aren't really working out.
Speaker 5: The victim was treated and is expected to make a
Speaker 5: full recovery. As for the egg hunt, word is the
Speaker 5: kids were able to find all the eggs in less
Speaker 5: than six minutes, which may mean maybe it was.
Speaker 4: Too easy and maybe this guy was right for stabbing him.
Speaker 5: Somebody has to stand up for the integrity of easter
Speaker 5: ideas right now.
Speaker 11: Maybe they saw a guy holding a knife, but they're like,
Speaker 11: let's get these eggs and get out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Text in seven eighty five nine two.
Speaker 5: If you believe he was right for getting the stabbing,
Speaker 5: stab for justice.
Speaker 2: Texted in me, I got an egg that has the blood.
Speaker 5: His next lazer shows out of food news, Yell McDonald's
Speaker 5: will soon be joining forces with a popular donut brand
Speaker 5: to bring a tasty favorite to locations nationwide diabetes flaring
Speaker 5: up by the end of twenty twenty six, to go
Speaker 5: alongside their McCafe beverages. The fast food chain will also
Speaker 5: be selling Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 8: And it's one of those things where it's like, how
Speaker 8: have you not been doing this for years?
Speaker 2: But like, here's my question. Are they going to be warm?
Speaker 1: Because when you get them, like when they're off the
Speaker 1: conveyor bell at Krispy Kreme, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: You get them a couple hours later and they're like.
Speaker 8: You're actually kind of right, She's right. It's like a cloud.
Speaker 5: It makes me want to stab you, so bring my work.
Speaker 4: Three of Krispy Cream's popular.
Speaker 5: Three of Krispy Cream's popular favors are going to be
Speaker 5: delivered fresh to Mickey D's Daily, including original glaze, Chocolate
Speaker 5: iced with sprinkles, and chocolate iced What. Sorry the stabbing thing,
Speaker 5: it's too funny.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about you. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 8: The votes are coming in.
Speaker 5: Everyone wants me to no chocolate iced cream filled. The
Speaker 5: doughnuts are going to be sold individually or in boxes
Speaker 5: of six, so you can.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, y'a. I'm living at Jose saying, like a dessert?
Speaker 2: What don'ut is it like a dessert breakfast?
Speaker 5: The doughnuts will be sold individually range boxes of six,
Speaker 5: so If you can wash all those down with a
Speaker 5: large vanilla shake and three sausage and eggs mcmuffins too,
Speaker 5: then you've got your balanced diet.
Speaker 3: He's so busy in the driver now, oh more than
Speaker 3: it's going to be so busy at the cardiologist is.
Speaker 5: Of course, food bloggers have already gotten on board the
Speaker 5: mashup train for a possible monstrosity that could include an
Speaker 5: original glazed wedged in between two mcfish bilats.
Speaker 8: Breakfast sages.
Speaker 4: Is that tartar, sauce or cream? I don't know.
Speaker 5: The announcement follows a successful test that one hundred and
Speaker 5: sixty McDonald's in the Lexington and Louisville.
Speaker 4: The Kentucky areas. Of course they tested this in Kentucky.
Speaker 4: My goodness, who was saying no to a Krispy Kreme
Speaker 4: in Kentucky?
Speaker 8: Nobody?
Speaker 4: Literally no? I mean scup your.
Speaker 2: Next lazer story go off the rail for us.
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of sleep headquarters.
Speaker 13: I love it here.
Speaker 5: Would you say you feel older than your age? Younger
Speaker 5: or pretty much?
Speaker 4: Spot on?
Speaker 8: I feel so much younger maturity wise.
Speaker 5: We know I'm I'm a child, It's obvious, but I
Speaker 5: just mean like physical wise, do you feel younger, pretty
Speaker 5: much the same?
Speaker 4: Or older?
Speaker 2: I still think coach high schoolers. They told me I
Speaker 2: look fifteen.
Speaker 4: So well.
Speaker 5: A study found two back to back nights of bad
Speaker 5: sleep can actually make us feel four years older than.
Speaker 4: We really are.
Speaker 12: I am tired.
Speaker 2: Jeffreyd's a song of the song of the weekday. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: So do you feel.
Speaker 4: I'm in a bad spot?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel octogenarian at this point. They looked at
Speaker 5: the sleep patterns of over four hundred people and asked
Speaker 5: each person how old they felt, and then they had
Speaker 5: a second group get nine hours of sleep for two
Speaker 5: nights in a row, and when they didn't get enough sleep,
Speaker 5: they felt four point four years older on average. The
Speaker 5: people hit the hardest that they felt a whole decade older.
Speaker 8: Yoh my god.
Speaker 5: But the good news is there's also a way to
Speaker 5: feel youthful again.
Speaker 4: When people got enough sleep every night for a full month,
Speaker 4: Oh that is impossible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you can do that, they felt an average
Speaker 5: of five years younger than they really were.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to be retired yeah without children?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I know what you're thinking, how much sleep
Speaker 5: does this guy get? Let's just say last night was
Speaker 5: so wild with an Adida special.
Speaker 4: He feels seventy years older this morning.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's not very much sleep.
Speaker 5: It was so worth The Laser stories is over. We're
Speaker 5: gonna do it same time on.
Speaker 12: Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: The ultra rich are just getting bored, no spending money
Speaker 5: on ridiculous stuff.
Speaker 2: Are you worried about them?
Speaker 5: Jeff I am worried because in the news today a
Speaker 5: famous movie prop just sold at auction for seven hundred
Speaker 5: and eighteen thousand dollars. You are not gonna believe what
Speaker 5: it is and why. Some are saying it's gonna be
Speaker 5: worth double in just the next few years. Plus the
Speaker 5: most expensive movie prop ever sold. What did brook by
Speaker 5: this time? We're gonna find out it coming up right
Speaker 5: after this. We've all seen the famous movie Titanic.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Alex, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: No, she saw the Nickelodeon version where sponge Bob and
Speaker 5: Patrick accidentally sink a boat and are clinging to a
Speaker 5: floating crabby pattis.
Speaker 2: The same storyline, but they could live in the ocean
Speaker 2: on shore for a little bit.
Speaker 5: But did you know In the real movie Titanic director
Speaker 5: James Cameron admits both Jack and Rose could have fit
Speaker 5: on that floating door to exactly, but he says they
Speaker 5: wouldn't have both survived because it wouldn't have floated enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could do that, It'd be too filled with
Speaker 3: the cold, icy water.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you think if Brooke and her husband were
Speaker 5: in that movie the conversation would have gone like this.
Speaker 8: Michael, get your own door.
Speaker 4: You are such a terrible planner. I never wanted to
Speaker 4: go on this cruise. This is your fault.
Speaker 11: This is why first class Michael Well.
Speaker 5: I only bring it up because that famous door just
Speaker 5: made the news recently and sold at an auction for
Speaker 5: seven hundred and eighteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Titanic No no, no, from the movie you know when
Speaker 1: they sell off props and movies like Indiana Jones's Whip
Speaker 1: when they sold that off, or the you know, ruby
Speaker 1: shoes from the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 5: I've always wondered with these crazy auctions, what do you
Speaker 5: do with it when you buy it? You just lean
Speaker 5: it up against the wall in your house? Or do
Speaker 5: you toss it in the swimming pool and let the kids.
Speaker 4: Play with it?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say you obviously can't buy it unless
Speaker 2: you have a pool.
Speaker 5: You know, we could do whatever you want, because rich
Speaker 5: people love spending ridiculous amounts of money on random craps
Speaker 5: from famous movies.
Speaker 4: And I know that.
Speaker 5: Because we have a list of the most expensive real
Speaker 5: movie props that have ever been sold.
Speaker 2: Oh, I probably already named a couple.
Speaker 5: Mentioned the Indiana Jone's Temple of Doom. Harrison Ford's whip. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that sold for five hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: She bought it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was more useful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as an amateur whip enthusiast, I can tell you
Speaker 5: that's a screaming from the movie Jurassic Park. Okay, something
Speaker 5: sold for two hundred and fifty grand. Wait and he
Speaker 5: guesses what prop from Jurassic I know.
Speaker 2: Could it be the cup with the water?
Speaker 1: You remember the water like with the dinosaur feet are
Speaker 1: coming and then the water starts vibrating, and it's the
Speaker 1: most anticipated moment.
Speaker 8: I was sinking the jeep itself, like the actual g.
Speaker 4: It's not the cup, it's just the water.
Speaker 5: It's almost Do you remember the scene where Newman from
Speaker 5: Seinfeld is trying to get off the island with the
Speaker 5: dinosaur DNA at the end and it's raining and he
Speaker 5: crashes his car. Yeah, and he's hiding the DNA in
Speaker 5: a shaving cream canister, the barbosol canister that went for
Speaker 5: a quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 4: Who my god, that little shaving.
Speaker 2: Cream came Remember that?
Speaker 15: Wow?
Speaker 4: Remembering?
Speaker 5: He like opens it and you fit the things inside
Speaker 5: once you say it.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't the first thing I thought of when
Speaker 1: you think of dress park, Like, if you're spending that
Speaker 1: much money, give me the full t rex skeleton.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the most expensive real movie props that
Speaker 5: have ever sold at auction, and that includes three different
Speaker 5: items that went for one hundred and twenty five grand apiece.
Speaker 4: Okay, Jack Nicholson's axe from The Shining.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Toby Maguire's Black Spider Man suit from Spider Man
Speaker 5: three wowo, And Kate Winslet's dress from the end of
Speaker 5: Titanic when she gets rescued. Okay, But none of those
Speaker 5: hold a candle to the most expensive movie items of
Speaker 5: all time. Those even weren't even the most expensive. One
Speaker 5: of them was the Cowardly Lion costume from the Wizard
Speaker 5: of All Oh I would.
Speaker 8: Want to buy this. I used to do a joke
Speaker 8: on stage. I know, lion.
Speaker 5: We're talking an old beat up Halloween outfits from the
Speaker 5: nineteen twenties, made with asbestos and the MSG in it.
Speaker 4: They put everything in that.
Speaker 5: It does, and that's why it's sold for close to
Speaker 5: three point one million dollars.
Speaker 4: Oh God, man, when you.
Speaker 5: Come home from auction, you have to tell your wife
Speaker 5: that you spent that much money.
Speaker 4: How embarrassing is that?
Speaker 3: I mean, you got to get into a role play
Speaker 3: at that point, no question? Yeah, why do you got
Speaker 3: to buy the one where you have no courage?
Speaker 12: Though?
Speaker 2: All of them.
Speaker 5: Even crazier than that Marilyn Monroe's famous white subway dress,
Speaker 5: the one that blows up over the ground.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine. I mean, all these have to
Speaker 2: be in.
Speaker 4: Museums, right, not anymore? These people bought them, or maybe
Speaker 4: they don't.
Speaker 3: I think that they usually yeah, or the museum by anyway,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: That's from a movie called The Seven Year Itch, and
Speaker 5: it sold for a staggering four point six million dollars.
Speaker 1: I can see that, God, And then you wear it
Speaker 1: to one Halloween party, spill one glass of red wine.
Speaker 2: God, why didn't she wear black.
Speaker 8: Ye, why didn't dress up boxings?
Speaker 4: And then we come to Batman.
Speaker 5: Before the Dark Knight and Batman Forever, even before Lego Batman.
Speaker 5: There was a Batman TV show in the sixties starring
Speaker 5: Adam West does the Crusader and he drove around in
Speaker 5: the original Batmobile.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what it looks.
Speaker 2: Like, which it just looks like an old sixties car
Speaker 2: where they put some fins on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like a glass bubble on the top.
Speaker 2: I mean it's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 5: Well that car went up for auction and somebody bought
Speaker 5: it for four point two million dollars.
Speaker 2: Jay Leto say, what curious.
Speaker 5: If you're a comic book or superhero fan, that car
Speaker 5: is considered one of the holy grail items of all
Speaker 5: superhero propects.
Speaker 3: Imagine rolling up to Comic Con in that, then immediately
Speaker 3: go back up into like a parking crying.
Speaker 8: She walks out, I'm dressed as Barbie.
Speaker 2: Yeah what the he?
Speaker 5: Or forget comic Con, just rolling up the Starbucks with
Speaker 5: those are the most expensive.
Speaker 4: Movie props that I've ever been sold. We got your
Speaker 4: phone tap coming.
Speaker 12: Up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: If you're a manager at a company and you didn't
Speaker 5: know someone was playing a prank on you. The last
Speaker 5: person you'd want to hear from is a woman that
Speaker 5: I call sbb W the sun Block Black Widow. Her
Speaker 5: real names Brooke, but she's hired by companies to lay
Speaker 5: off hundreds of unsuspecting employees with one caveat. She can
Speaker 5: only do it during solar eclipses.
Speaker 2: Y Oh, I know, makes sense to me.
Speaker 5: Well, it's quirky, but that's how she makes a living
Speaker 5: every eight years. You're gonna hear her latest play in
Speaker 5: your phone. Tap right now, it's another.
Speaker 3: Hello, get set, We're riding on the internet.
Speaker 4: Set us free.
Speaker 2: Hello virtual Reality.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 3: Oh hi Charles, Sorry about that. Didn't know you answered.
Speaker 3: I was getting my computer set up with Weefy. Just
Speaker 3: sing my favorite song, Sketchy.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, Oh selling me.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm calling from corporate HR. My name is
Speaker 2: mona little more.
Speaker 13: Okay. That's nice to meet your out.
Speaker 2: Nice to meet you too, Charles.
Speaker 3: So, I don't know if you realize I was recently
Speaker 3: hired by the company to make some changes and you're
Speaker 3: the branch manager of the Northeastern.
Speaker 2: Division, right, Yes, I am perfect.
Speaker 3: Perfect So here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna fly
Speaker 3: in next week and you and I are gonna throw
Speaker 3: a quote solar eclips party for the staff.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, you want a solar eclipse party.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have like glasses, those fun ones, you know,
Speaker 3: and popcorn, and then we'll encourage everybody to go outside
Speaker 3: to see it. And then once they're out there, we
Speaker 3: lock the doors and disabled their key cards.
Speaker 4: I don't did you hear me?
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, I did, I heard you?
Speaker 6: Great?
Speaker 3: Oh great, So you're down with the plan, because here's
Speaker 3: the thing, Charles, we have to downsize.
Speaker 13: Wait you're firing me?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you you're one of the only ones
Speaker 3: we're keeping.
Speaker 13: One of the only ones.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. Everyone else is gone.
Speaker 13: Oh my wait wait, I don't understand what that has
Speaker 13: anything to do with the eclipse party or whatever it is,
Speaker 13: passivity or whatever we're talking about.
Speaker 3: So that's just a way to get them out of
Speaker 3: the building and then let them know that they no
Speaker 3: longer have a job.
Speaker 13: You gotta be kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm just terrible with confrontation.
Speaker 4: But your hr you know, isn't that funny?
Speaker 3: It's not always had a hard time with those face
Speaker 3: to face one on one, so I found this much simpler.
Speaker 13: I can okay, I can understand. Conversation can be hard,
Speaker 13: but that's your job.
Speaker 3: This is what you do, and it's so efficient when
Speaker 3: you just do everybody together.
Speaker 2: My text message too.
Speaker 3: You know they'll all get that notification when they're outside tech.
Speaker 13: You can't do this by text, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 13: You need to have a conversation, an actual conversation, probably
Speaker 13: face to face. Come on, these are people that I
Speaker 13: work for. I care about some of these people.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, don't worry. Don't worry. I understand. You think
Speaker 2: it could come off as insensitive.
Speaker 3: Is we're going to include sad face emoji at the
Speaker 3: end of the text, so.
Speaker 4: Oh so they know that we feel bad.
Speaker 13: No, this is not like an emoji situation. If you're
Speaker 13: already going to fly in, have a conversation you're flying into,
Speaker 13: then text there.
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right, I'm flying into help set up
Speaker 3: the eclipse party.
Speaker 2: It's really the perfect way to do it.
Speaker 3: It's's just so depressing to watch people individually leave with
Speaker 3: the boxes of stuff, you know, from their office. I'm
Speaker 3: making myself sad just talking about it.
Speaker 13: It's gonna make them sad when you do this.
Speaker 6: I don't me doing it.
Speaker 2: It's us, you and me. We're a team.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not a team
Speaker 13: on this. This is something that you're doing and you're
Speaker 13: doing badly.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're doing this together. We'll be at the window waving. No,
Speaker 2: don't see us.
Speaker 13: I'm not in any window waving to anybody.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, they may not see you because the
Speaker 3: eclipse or they still have those glasses on.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 13: No, that's not my point.
Speaker 3: Maybe we can crack a window and you can just
Speaker 3: yell out.
Speaker 2: Working with y'all.
Speaker 13: No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: If we don't lay them off now, we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to wait another eight years till the next one.
Speaker 13: And wait another eight years. Wait wait, wait, hold, wait
Speaker 13: another you can get yourself. Are you trying to line
Speaker 13: this up with a clutch?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only do my firings during eclipses. That doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense around the business community. Don't you see me
Speaker 2: coming go on vacation.
Speaker 4: You don't want me around.
Speaker 13: I don't understand your tone. You're so happy, you're just
Speaker 13: like pickled at the fact that you're about to ruin
Speaker 13: everyone's life.
Speaker 3: I really thank you are failing to see the creativity
Speaker 3: in all of this.
Speaker 2: I mean it's pretty brilliant idea.
Speaker 13: Yeah, firing people during an eclipse, that's creative to you.
Speaker 13: Does anyone know about this? I know about this?
Speaker 3: Oh Ty, Yeah, we're gonna let him go to but
Speaker 3: during the next illuter eclipse because we're gonna shift his
Speaker 3: hours to night time.
Speaker 13: You're gonna let Tie? Are you letting Ty go? Are
Speaker 13: you making him worth the night shift? I don't understand
Speaker 13: what this plan is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said it might confuse you, you know, when
Speaker 3: he emailed us to do this prank phone call on you.
Speaker 13: Wait wait, this is.
Speaker 3: Actually this is actually brought from the radio show Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing tap on you.
Speaker 13: Oh thank god.
Speaker 3: Wait did you really think we were going to fire
Speaker 3: people during the eclipse?
Speaker 13: I don't know. Said some crazy things before, and so
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is a pretty good idea, though, right,
Speaker 3: they literally won't see it, got it, you know, because
Speaker 3: he's gonna be dark.
Speaker 15: No.
Speaker 13: I needed to thank.
Speaker 1: You, Okay, week up every morning.
Speaker 12: Was weekday morning. The twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: They say, if you have a real connection with someone,
Speaker 5: even doing the most mundane task together will still be fun,
Speaker 5: like folding folding laundry, dishes, potatoes, popping each other's back pimples.
Speaker 10: Stop it, it's fun if you have a real connection
Speaker 10: with each other.
Speaker 5: Well, one of our listeners definitely put that theory to
Speaker 5: the test during his romantic evening out Please don't it
Speaker 5: wasn't bad, but now he says, maybe their date activity
Speaker 5: was too mundane. Even Brooke called it boring, and she
Speaker 5: does book clubs. You're gonna hear what they did in
Speaker 5: your brand new second date update right after this second
Speaker 5: date update. There's two types of people that you're gonna
Speaker 5: meet in the dating world. The neurotic, uptight over planners
Speaker 5: like Brook who have to schedule out every minute of
Speaker 5: the entire evening months in advance, or they won't even
Speaker 5: have a good time.
Speaker 8: Is that true?
Speaker 3: I can't show up on time for anything, let alone
Speaker 3: like over planet.
Speaker 2: Do you not know me?
Speaker 5: Brook was literally yelling at me to put it in
Speaker 5: your schedule.
Speaker 8: Chap, put it in your schedule and you're gonna forget.
Speaker 3: You because we have to travel for work and you're
Speaker 3: not gonna show up.
Speaker 4: Okay, neurotic.
Speaker 5: And then there's the chill suave go with the flow
Speaker 5: types like me.
Speaker 4: I knew that they can make a good.
Speaker 5: Time happen with anyone in any bathroom at any truck stop.
Speaker 4: At any time. That's my promise. Yeah, yeah, it has
Speaker 4: to be a truck stop.
Speaker 5: And one of our listeners says he's also to go
Speaker 5: with the flow type, but he's worried it may have
Speaker 5: been his undoing on his date. His name is Russell,
Speaker 5: but we're going to call him Russ, and he's not
Speaker 5: going to fight us because he's chill with it.
Speaker 4: What's up, Russ?
Speaker 15: Nothing much? Yes, I am an go with the flow dude,
Speaker 15: that's for sure.
Speaker 12: Guy.
Speaker 2: Russ is just like water.
Speaker 4: What I got it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Ben to every need container.
Speaker 4: We had to turn this into like a physics lest.
Speaker 8: Is the opposite of him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's let's let me lead this conversation the chill type.
Speaker 5: So, Russ, why don't you tell us about how you
Speaker 5: how you met this person that you went out with.
Speaker 4: What's her name by the way, her name is.
Speaker 1: Whitney, Okay, and how did you meet her.
Speaker 15: Well, we met at this place.
Speaker 6: I probably shouldn't say the name, but it's one of
Speaker 6: those drinking in dark places, a bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's one of those newer places that electronically
Speaker 6: keep score of the darts as you go, like you
Speaker 6: know that place pop golf. Yeah, it's like that, but
Speaker 6: for dark.
Speaker 1: So again it's just taking like old bar games and
Speaker 1: charging better, charging people more for able excess.
Speaker 4: But yeah, met Whitney there.
Speaker 15: I was there with coworkers and she was part of
Speaker 15: the group next to us.
Speaker 8: You just met her in the wild.
Speaker 2: In the wild, how did you approach her? Like, how
Speaker 2: did you guys strike up a conversation?
Speaker 6: I'm super totally naturally. Like, there's these tables between our
Speaker 6: groups and we were sharing them to set drinks on
Speaker 6: and she set hers down and I was just like
Speaker 6: said to her, how's it going?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 13: That's it good?
Speaker 2: Pickup life?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And she just leaned in and said, I'm just
Speaker 6: going really good. And she whispered to me, she said,
Speaker 6: because I'm cheating.
Speaker 2: How do you cheat at an electronic games?
Speaker 5: You're talking about darts, not about like relationships, right, funny.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Were you able to get a date out of that meeting?
Speaker 2: Or is this your one hangout?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Asked her As it was coming to a close, I
Speaker 6: was like, hey, do you want to kind of get
Speaker 6: your phone where you want to hang out sometime?
Speaker 5: And she said yes, that's awesome. So you spun that
Speaker 5: into a date a few days later?
Speaker 4: Is that what happened?
Speaker 15: Yeah? The next week?
Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you guys do?
Speaker 15: I didn't have a plan.
Speaker 6: I just said I'll come pick you up if you're
Speaker 6: comfortable with that, and we can just drive into the
Speaker 6: city and figure out something to do.
Speaker 4: Or there's a lot of truck stops outside of the city, which.
Speaker 8: Also Jim can guide you to that.
Speaker 4: You know, the city is one way to do it.
Speaker 4: Where'd you go?
Speaker 6: Well, so we drove in and I wasn't hungry, and
Speaker 6: then I asked her if she wanted to get something
Speaker 6: to eat, and she said she wasn't hungry either.
Speaker 11: Oh, never trust that you didn't You should have still
Speaker 11: bought her food.
Speaker 8: Bro, I've learned from that mistake.
Speaker 2: So what did you guys? Did you go get a
Speaker 2: drink somewhere?
Speaker 15: I was like, yeah, let's go get a drink and
Speaker 15: she's really not actually a big drinker.
Speaker 6: And it was a week night, and I was like, all.
Speaker 13: Right, so no drinking, no food.
Speaker 15: I don't want to go sit in a movie theater,
Speaker 15: you know. So we just drove around. You know?
Speaker 4: Sorry, wait, you you did what?
Speaker 15: We drove around? That's it.
Speaker 8: That was the day, just driving for how long?
Speaker 15: About an hour? And less than an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Was on like a pretty road or is this stoplight traffic?
Speaker 4: Does that make a difference to you slightly?
Speaker 6: I mean it was night and there were stop lights.
Speaker 6: There was not some scenic drive in the country. No,
Speaker 6: it was driving around in the city.
Speaker 2: Okay, So now do you regret not having a plan?
Speaker 15: Yes, honestly.
Speaker 8: She would admit it.
Speaker 4: Well, how did that night end?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Was it just driving the whole time?
Speaker 6: Yes, that's about it. But it wasn't as awkward as
Speaker 6: it sounds like.
Speaker 15: That's the thing.
Speaker 6: We were talking about our family, talking about our lives,
Speaker 6: our work, and you know, she was laughing, I was laughing.
Speaker 6: So it wasn't like as painful as it sounds.
Speaker 1: But I also I also wonder if it wasn't painful
Speaker 1: for you because you had something else.
Speaker 3: To do like drive, she's just sitting there would suggests
Speaker 3: something at that point.
Speaker 5: Maybe we ended on a high note when they finished
Speaker 5: the evening, How did you guys leave it?
Speaker 6: I dropped her off and we said we would do
Speaker 6: it again. Do that again, no, I said, I joked.
Speaker 15: And I said, you know, next time, we'll have a destination.
Speaker 15: And she was into it. You know, let's get to dinner,
Speaker 15: let's be hungry. Maybe a weekend.
Speaker 5: And since then, how many times have you driven by
Speaker 5: her house quietly? Okay, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: How long has it.
Speaker 15: Been since since that night? It's been just.
Speaker 2: Over a week, okay, and you've heard nothing or little bit.
Speaker 6: I only text her twice. She responded to the first
Speaker 6: text and not to the second one. I'm not going
Speaker 6: to keep bugging her.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: We're gonna You're gonna let us buger.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So we're gonna come back and we're going to try
Speaker 5: and play it cool and suave. But we're going to
Speaker 5: take a page out of Brooks dating life and have
Speaker 5: a little bit of a plan and ask her questions.
Speaker 12: Plan.
Speaker 5: We won't yell at her and demand that she put
Speaker 5: it in the calendar, but.
Speaker 2: It's more effective well, generally approach.
Speaker 4: Her and try and get you a second date update
Speaker 4: right after this.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, second date update. You know what, I'm
Speaker 5: proud of our listener, Russell, because he listens to his
Speaker 5: dates and gives them exactly what they want. Whitney said
Speaker 5: she wasn't hungry, no food. She said she wasn't thirsty,
Speaker 5: no drinks. She said she didn't really feel like doing anything,
Speaker 5: and her wish is his command. They're just gonna drive
Speaker 5: around the city and talk and talk.
Speaker 4: Until they bore themselves to tears.
Speaker 8: Your wish is his command.
Speaker 2: Until she said, Okay, I think it's time to drive me.
Speaker 4: Home home exactly what he did.
Speaker 5: So why isn't our man getting a call back today?
Speaker 5: I just hope she doesn't complain that he didn't add
Speaker 5: anything up and plan out a date, because if he does,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Have to rush to his defense. Brook if that happens.
Speaker 4: Would that turn you on too much?
Speaker 5: Because I could dial back my natural heroic qualities.
Speaker 4: If that's going to be a problem, I see.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what you're ferring me to be turned
Speaker 3: on by?
Speaker 4: Ye my heroism that oozes out of my.
Speaker 2: I feel safe, Okay, Russell.
Speaker 4: Do you feel safe?
Speaker 15: I feel safe?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Russell.
Speaker 3: I mean I think we know what we're gonna hear here,
Speaker 3: but I think it's going to be easy to get
Speaker 3: you another chat.
Speaker 2: What are we going to hear here that she was
Speaker 2: bored but it was a boring date?
Speaker 4: Why do you always bring them down right before we do?
Speaker 4: Why do you always do that?
Speaker 5: I think she's gonna I think it's going to be
Speaker 5: a scheduling conflict, and she wasn't bored at all, or
Speaker 5: she's married and you were just a side piece.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm the one bringing.
Speaker 4: The moon between there. We'll find it.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's hope there's somewhere in between there.
Speaker 2: The part is actually kind of good news. It's not
Speaker 2: your fault that because.
Speaker 15: They didn't care.
Speaker 8: I don't know, did you guys kiss?
Speaker 5: We didn't because she didn't ask for a kiss. If
Speaker 5: she had asked for one, though, he would have planted
Speaker 5: one on her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's still cheating, like my husband drive for an
Speaker 3: hour with a random woman in a car that.
Speaker 4: Went Michael, if you're listening, turn the car round.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: We gotta get back to business here. We're gonna call Whitney.
Speaker 5: Let's dial her number and see if she picks up.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Hello, Hi, We're looking to speak to.
Speaker 4: Whitney speaking Hello, Hi.
Speaker 14: Who's this.
Speaker 4: We like the sound of your voice. We're a radio show.
Speaker 5: We're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 5: the Morning.
Speaker 14: Are you serious?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Not all the.
Speaker 2: Time, but right now, Okay, we're wacky.
Speaker 4: We do try to do some fun stuff, like Alexis
Speaker 4: tell him about it.
Speaker 1: We call people good good.
Speaker 4: Good question. Because we do.
Speaker 5: This segment is called a second date Update, and that's
Speaker 5: where we try and help listeners get another date after
Speaker 5: they went out with someone one time and want to
Speaker 5: see him again.
Speaker 14: Oh okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5: So one of our listeners has asked us to reach
Speaker 5: out to you specifically.
Speaker 4: His name is Russell. Oh you remember Russell. You guys
Speaker 4: like drove around the city for a while.
Speaker 2: He asked you out after you guys met at that
Speaker 2: dart bar.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 14: I was out with my sister, my best friend, her husband,
Speaker 14: and you know.
Speaker 4: Well that's great. But we want to talk about Russell
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 3: Bit because yeah, but we do know your sister is
Speaker 3: probably great, she's awesome.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your whole family I'm sure, But what did you
Speaker 5: think of Russell on your guys' date?
Speaker 14: He was okay, okay, he's okay looking.
Speaker 2: Oh, just call him ugly.
Speaker 4: It's better than okay. Okay.
Speaker 1: Hold on, though, Like he pulls up to your house.
Speaker 1: I mean, you'd already met him in person and agreed
Speaker 1: to the date. It's not like you didn't know what
Speaker 1: he looked like.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but I didn't know fully about him. But after
Speaker 14: driving around for an hour, I really learned a lot.
Speaker 14: And sometimes that's positive. Sometimes that can be.
Speaker 1: Negative, Okay, And it can't change the way you're attracted
Speaker 1: to someone, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: So what did you learn that changed your mind about him?
Speaker 14: He lived with his parents?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he's co dependent on his parents.
Speaker 2: Who wait, wait, wait, wait, go hold on. I think
Speaker 2: it's pretty common.
Speaker 5: I mean yeah, I mean we've definitely heard other listeners
Speaker 5: come on the show that have said that they lived
Speaker 5: with their parents and they're saving up a lot of
Speaker 5: money so they could buy like a nice house.
Speaker 2: Sure, jobs live in between roommates.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's just so many different reasons why you
Speaker 1: would find yourself back in that position.
Speaker 5: We thought it may have been something that he did
Speaker 5: wrong on the date, but he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 14: It sounds like, no, no, no, he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 14: But he needs to have his own place. He needs
Speaker 14: to be able to provide.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: I mean, I know we've heard that as a deal
Speaker 5: breaker and a hangar for certain people, but like, I mean,
Speaker 5: I can understand why you wouldn't want to bring that
Speaker 5: up to him during the date. You really think that's
Speaker 5: something where you would not even consider seeing him anymore
Speaker 5: because he lives.
Speaker 4: With his parents.
Speaker 14: It's a deal breaker.
Speaker 2: How come? Like, why is it for you?
Speaker 14: Because he needs to have his own money, he needs
Speaker 14: to have this stuff together just a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're like an independent woman who's out on your own,
Speaker 1: making your own life, and you want somebody that matches
Speaker 1: that energy.
Speaker 5: Again, I do wonder what Russell would have to say
Speaker 5: about that, because I need to let you know, Whitney,
Speaker 5: he is on the other line listening.
Speaker 13: He is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's another thing we do, right.
Speaker 4: You, Alexis. But Russell is there.
Speaker 6: I think, Yes, I am on the line, and I'm
Speaker 6: just it blows me away to hear you say that
Speaker 6: because one of the things I learned about Whitney is
Speaker 6: that she also lives with her parents.
Speaker 2: Wait what, Oh, yes, I do live with your parents?
Speaker 4: You do? Yes, yes, I do?
Speaker 12: Hold on, you.
Speaker 2: Mean what do you mean you live with your parents, Whitney?
Speaker 14: I mean I live with my mom and my dad.
Speaker 14: One of us needs to have our own plane.
Speaker 2: I honestly kind of get her on that. It'd be
Speaker 2: really hard to date if you both lived with your parents.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Judge somebody else for.
Speaker 15: It, typo critical, I can and I do.
Speaker 5: Okay, So what we're learning here is the reason that
Speaker 5: you're not going out with Russell is because he lives
Speaker 5: with his family, even though you also live with your family.
Speaker 4: That's a deal breaker for you.
Speaker 13: Exactly.
Speaker 4: Why, Okay, how are we going to hang out?
Speaker 3: How are we going to hang out?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 14: Where am I gonna hook dinner for? I'm at It's.
Speaker 4: Kind of sexy if you think about it.
Speaker 5: If you're like, so, do you want to go back
Speaker 5: to your mom's house or my mom's house?
Speaker 2: I could see how that would really set in for you.
Speaker 2: After you spend just an hour in his car together,
Speaker 2: exactly to spend a lot more hours and cars together.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I would have gone back with him to his house.
Speaker 14: But we didn't have anywhere to go.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, Russell, you're staying awfully quiet during this to
Speaker 5: say to.
Speaker 6: Her, I think this is completely ridiculous, Like we should
Speaker 6: be closer to one another because we have the same situation.
Speaker 6: We're trying to get out of it. Things are crazy
Speaker 6: now and I am saving towards a goal.
Speaker 15: Okay, It's like, I just don't know why you put
Speaker 15: that on me completely. It just seems really like a
Speaker 15: double standard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I put it on you because you're the man and
Speaker 14: you need to get this done.
Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, this is nineteen fifty.
Speaker 4: I mean, well we're coming heading back a lot of
Speaker 4: the legal ways.
Speaker 1: So if we get out of that conversation, I mean
Speaker 1: maybe Russell, you just have a better Like you have
Speaker 1: a plan of how you guys would hang out, and
Speaker 1: maybe that would change your mind.
Speaker 4: It's a good idea. We can move forward from this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, how would you guys hang out if you
Speaker 3: both live at your parents' house?
Speaker 15: Really good question, That is a good question.
Speaker 5: I mean, as the man, how would you step up
Speaker 5: and provide a place to hang out for her?
Speaker 15: I mean we could go on dates, get to know
Speaker 15: one another, and then go to the coach. You know,
Speaker 15: travel a lot. There's a lot of times where they're
Speaker 15: not going to be home.
Speaker 2: Get into a real solution Stil two point zero.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get the house to yourself one time, or
Speaker 5: if they are home, tie up bandana around the doorknob
Speaker 5: and tell mom and dad to go watch a movie.
Speaker 2: It's probably a thing in Jeffrey's house is a sad part.
Speaker 4: We've got a lot of colorful.
Speaker 2: I feel like his mom uses it more than he does.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to that room know what's happening in there.
Speaker 5: It seems like you guys have this thing common people
Speaker 5: die to find things that they have in common with
Speaker 5: people in.
Speaker 2: The dating world.
Speaker 1: If you can leave an hour hanging out in the
Speaker 1: car and still think that this is a fun person
Speaker 1: you want to be with, you may be missing out.
Speaker 4: You don't want to throw that away.
Speaker 5: That's why we'd love to offer to send you guys
Speaker 5: out on another date, to somewhere outside of both of
Speaker 5: your parents' homes, and we would pay for it. If
Speaker 5: you're up for giving him another chance, Whitney, nothing has.
Speaker 14: Changed since the start of this conversation. If he gets
Speaker 14: out of his parents house, maybe we can Tefen.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Russell, it looks like we're not going to be
Speaker 4: able to get you a second date here.
Speaker 2: Parents ruined it again.
Speaker 14: Hey, if you have any cute friends that have their
Speaker 14: own place, let no come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jose's got his own place.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: What a disappointment, man.
Speaker 5: I think she's really not seeing the benefits of this situation. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember hooking up at my parents' place when I
Speaker 5: was fifteen. You don't think it's going to be just
Speaker 5: as exciting when you're thirty five.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 5: No, no, I mean the parents don't hear as well.
Speaker 4: They can't run up the stairs as fast. You're able
Speaker 4: to get away with a.
Speaker 2: Lot more bl It's your curfew is probably two hours later.
Speaker 4: Not to mention free PB and jays. As many as
Speaker 4: you can eat after you're done fooling around, you have
Speaker 4: to fuel ups.
Speaker 8: Always have a stock fridge.
Speaker 3: I was always I was actually like telling her not
Speaker 3: to be so judgy.
Speaker 5: But after that, yeah, down, I actually might move back
Speaker 5: in with my parents after day. I want to make
Speaker 5: sure to follow Brook and Jeffrey and all of our
Speaker 5: social media is by the way, at Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: you can hear all of our second Date podcasts too.
Speaker 5: They're up online wherever you get yours Brooknjeffrey.
Speaker 12: Dot com Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: There are a lot of places that offer specialty services
Speaker 5: when different things break down. You know, like you go
Speaker 5: to it to get your computer serviced what you're saying,
Speaker 5: or you go to a mechanic to get your car service.
Speaker 5: But lately my voice has been absolutely killing me because
Speaker 5: it's all strained and craggy, and I needed it fixed.
Speaker 5: So online I asked where can I go to get
Speaker 5: my throat service? And I gotta say I could not
Speaker 5: believe how many responses I was getting in my emails.
Speaker 5: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: There was total strangers though, who were generously offering to.
Speaker 4: Help you, so kind, so many experts in apparently.
Speaker 5: I just hired one at random and they said they're
Speaker 5: waiting for me out in the bathroom right now. So
Speaker 5: I'm going to go and get my throat serviced, and
Speaker 5: then I'm going to be back fully calibrated and ready
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Speaker 4: I'm re wait till how I sound. In my Brand
Speaker 4: News song of the Week.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a cost.
Speaker 12: Okay, frooking Jeffrey in the morning, it is.
Speaker 4: Time for my song of the week.
Speaker 5: Let me read you some depressing news headlines, because that's
Speaker 5: always a fun way to start the morning.
Speaker 2: This is the fun part of the shows.
Speaker 4: In the news.
Speaker 5: Bird flu is on the rise, unpredictable weather patterns cause
Speaker 5: panic across the US and Europe. And then combine those
Speaker 5: two things with inflation, and what do you get egg
Speaker 5: prices soaring to historic highs right before Easter time?
Speaker 2: Is that audio of the actual Easter bunny right there?
Speaker 5: And if that isn't bad enough, there's also a cocoa
Speaker 5: shortage happening in South America right now, which means those
Speaker 5: sweeter Easter baskets.
Speaker 4: Will likely come at a bitter costs this year.
Speaker 2: Everybody's hitting broccoli.
Speaker 5: We our sugars are going down in our cholesterols getting
Speaker 5: better out of Well, that's not what the children want. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because the price of chocolate is also climbing to record highs.
Speaker 3: It's really hard to take you and your news seriously
Speaker 3: when you're wearing a giant rabbit head.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you wouldn't take me seriously.
Speaker 2: Every time you move your head, the ears flopping.
Speaker 5: I think politicians should wear this when they go to
Speaker 5: the Supreme Court or what. But the economy and world
Speaker 5: conditions are destroying this holiday.
Speaker 4: And who's the biggest victim of it all? Is it children?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, it's not children.
Speaker 5: Is it Brooke with her insatiable sweet tooth? Probably you'd
Speaker 5: think that, but normally she eats all her kids candy
Speaker 5: while they're sleeping. So no, it's the gosh darn Easter bunch.
Speaker 5: Poor guy, because at these prices, he's definitely hiding less
Speaker 5: colored eggs, delivering less colorful candy and easter baskets, and
Speaker 5: reports are that his ears are even sagging now because
Speaker 5: he's so depressed about.
Speaker 15: It, like yours.
Speaker 2: Second, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 3: It's just big baskets full of black licorice jelly beans
Speaker 3: before we go in.
Speaker 4: No, probably not even that.
Speaker 8: Oh God, he's.
Speaker 5: In a very tough spot because everybody's counting on him
Speaker 5: to come through for Easter. Yeah, but he's just one
Speaker 5: bunny with one bank account that's not that high.
Speaker 4: What is he supposed to do?
Speaker 5: That's why today I wanted to sing a song for
Speaker 5: the modern Easter buddy who has been absolutely pushed to
Speaker 5: his limit.
Speaker 4: It is going to be a rough season for him
Speaker 4: this year.
Speaker 5: That's why instead of doing the hit song by Steve Lacy,
Speaker 5: Bad Habit, It's Young Jeffrey's Sad Rabbit, Sad.
Speaker 8: I love this song.
Speaker 2: And you look like a sad rabbit. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 2: to see the video.
Speaker 5: Feel like a sad rabbit today sing This is for
Speaker 5: the Easter Bunny and his financial struggles this year.
Speaker 4: I'll point when I'm ready point financially, how do we.
Speaker 8: Easter?
Speaker 4: In this aconomy?
Speaker 16: The price of food him Berny hop to bankruptcy, let
Speaker 16: us trud this funny stood had to move read us
Speaker 16: through the boom.
Speaker 10: I had a few kids with my boom. You should
Speaker 10: have stopped that ninety two. This ain't no fun. I'm
Speaker 10: a sad rabbit hopping all around town with a bare basket.
Speaker 10: Thought hiding eggs could be my career.
Speaker 8: Had to start.
Speaker 4: An only fans this year, show some tale and had
Speaker 4: many more. That's what furries can be for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what can I do?
Speaker 4: Because kids inspect candy from me? I hope no one now.
Speaker 8: I used the off brand jolly beans. It's sad by true.
Speaker 10: I got priced out a dollar tree.
Speaker 4: The eggs ie jews.
Speaker 8: We're not a quite quote legal leg.
Speaker 17: Cadberrys ham Because I can't fudge it, I'll try.
Speaker 4: Chocolate for my speed. I've gone brown.
Speaker 15: It ain't no job.
Speaker 10: Failed worse than your marsh mad ness brackets filling eggs
Speaker 10: up with sweet and love packets. Last year's pets are
Speaker 10: still fresh. I hear got a shelf life of one
Speaker 10: hundred years hershees. I just can't afford walk of staffs
Speaker 10: and an orange hort.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did day tell you.
Speaker 10: I've been outsource to the Philipps.
Speaker 8: A eyes a crew egg hunts out done. Now RT
Speaker 8: will be.
Speaker 4: Sun by the nying on a line.
Speaker 10: Might be surprised what kids finding right out a kin?
Speaker 4: The chocolate bites inside some megs.
Speaker 10: I just put yellmets no Reese's pieces in the dowry
Speaker 10: on your LAWNA drop chocolate bricks can't swing an Easter
Speaker 10: bunny salery gone site go like the rabbit from Tricks?
Speaker 4: Who cares if.
Speaker 17: The chocolate lit you put in your mouth?
Speaker 10: Six years experade? Yeah, d eggs I buy you are
Speaker 10: half a size like a cold bappits just shrink flash.
Speaker 17: Yeah you thought those were pats on the ground, but
Speaker 17: I swamped them with pills for laxage. Yeah.
Speaker 10: This money used to have it all stood talk with.
Speaker 8: Candy so tasting.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but now I'm broken my dad by japom for
Speaker 10: financial salvage.
Speaker 5: Yeah alright, so sad Easter Bunny is sad this year.
Speaker 11: I mean I.
Speaker 3: Feel like the bunny could do some you know, get
Speaker 3: some work done on one of those foot websites or something.
Speaker 2: They got big feet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing all the like the naughty
Speaker 5: sides to raise as much money as possible or us.
Speaker 5: You're gonna be not hunting for eggs or hunting for
Speaker 5: painted rocks this year. Kid, Yeah, you know that's your
Speaker 5: song of the week for Eastern Texted seventy.
Speaker 4: You can tell us what you thought about it.
Speaker 5: We're gonna post the video up on all of our
Speaker 5: socials at Brooke and Jeffrey on our TikTok on Instagram
Speaker 5: YouTube with all.
Speaker 3: The lyrics there, so you can share it with your
Speaker 3: kids so they won't be disappointed.
Speaker 5: Yes, when they open up their egg and find me
Speaker 5: ow mixed inside, Yeah, they know.
Speaker 4: They know it's your song of the week. Happy Easter.
Speaker 5: Everybody try to put a positive spin on there. Your
Speaker 5: phone TAP's coming up in just a few.
Speaker 12: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Text to seventy five nine two that says, thanks guys,
Speaker 5: I totally forgot Easter was happening early this year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I need to order.
Speaker 5: Some eggs from the Easter Buddy for my kids.
Speaker 4: Hold the cat food.
Speaker 2: Aah. Yeah, it's all right. The Easter Bunny's got you.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're not sure what you're referring to.
Speaker 5: Instead of singing the hit song bad Habit, I sing
Speaker 5: my own version called Sad Rabbit. Because of all the
Speaker 5: factors going into the holiday this year, bird flu, So
Speaker 5: all the eggs are overpriced, Yeah, the cocoa shortage means
Speaker 5: all the chocolate is super expensive.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's still gonna happen, but this is making
Speaker 4: for one sad Rabbit.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I kind of like the idea of painted rocks that
Speaker 2: you had not long ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll save you some money there. Well, we got
Speaker 5: some other texts coming in seventy five to nine two, Brook,
Speaker 5: what are you seeing this?
Speaker 2: One says, I'm sorry, it's just a little messed up.
Speaker 1: I save money every Easter by going to the cemeteries
Speaker 1: and borrowing flowers.
Speaker 2: From my loved onlood. You should try it. I've only
Speaker 2: been caught twice.
Speaker 4: All sorts of fun Easter hacks to bring.
Speaker 2: Home lilies for everybody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you missed the song, if you want to
Speaker 5: hear it again, it's gonna be up at the Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook, Instagram, and our
Speaker 5: TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Got a brand new player to the game today, Sophie
Speaker 5: the Esthetician. And Sophie listens with her seven year old
Speaker 5: daughter every single morning. They both always scream at the radio,
Speaker 5: chanting for Brooke to lose, saying lose.
Speaker 4: Lose, lose, lose.
Speaker 5: Nothing brings a mother and daughter together like a shared
Speaker 5: hatred of a female radio.
Speaker 10: That's the old school saying your nemesis, Sophie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hi, Sophie, Hi. I heard you coming through.
Speaker 2: I heard you squeak as soon as we picked up
Speaker 2: the phone line. Are you doing okay? Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that you have to speak with your nemesis
Speaker 5: there for a second.
Speaker 4: I know that's tough for you.
Speaker 5: Let's go over the rules for everybody. So if you
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 5: you don't know when, you could say pass, But you
Speaker 5: have to beat Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 4: Is that door closed? I think the door? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was open.
Speaker 8: A little door doesn't close anymore.
Speaker 5: All right, here we go, Sophie. Are you ready? Good luck?
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is good Friday, which means
Speaker 5: what major holiday is this Sunday? How many sheets are
Speaker 5: in one ream of paper? In nineteen twenty seven, what
Speaker 5: was the first state in America to ban billboards? An
Speaker 5: archipelago is a collection or group of what I what
Speaker 5: actress played Hermione in the Harry Potter films.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You're gonna pass on that one. All right, Sophie, that's okay.
Speaker 5: Brooks back into the studio. And according to our producer, Sophie,
Speaker 5: you like to travel, You have concerts, you like going
Speaker 5: to the beach with your daughter, and you're hopefully going
Speaker 5: to Hawaii next week, but you're not sure.
Speaker 2: How are you not sure if you're going to Hawaii
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 14: Because we fly standby, so it depends on some spring break.
Speaker 2: Are you related to somebody in the airline industry?
Speaker 14: Yes, that's cool.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Now I just have a lot of questions, like
Speaker 5: do you have a hotel booked?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 2: You can't. Oh, Okay, she's not an idiot, Jeff, it's
Speaker 2: not her first rodeo.
Speaker 4: You're not sure.
Speaker 8: They're just on the.
Speaker 13: Beach now, first place to beach.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good place to be stranded.
Speaker 4: Okay, Brooke, you're up. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Your time starts now.
Speaker 5: Today is Good Friday, which means what major holiday is
Speaker 5: this Sunday Easter? How many sheets are in one ream
Speaker 5: of paper?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: In nineteen twenty seven, what was the first state in
Speaker 5: America to ban billboards?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 2: Interesting? New York.
Speaker 5: An archipelago is a collection or a group of what islands.
Speaker 5: What actress played Hermione in the.
Speaker 4: Harry Potter films, Emma Watson.
Speaker 5: When referring to jelly belly, jelly beans red as cherry,
Speaker 5: blue is blueberry?
Speaker 4: But what flavor is the white beans?
Speaker 2: The white?
Speaker 5: All right, good work, everybody, Let's go over the scoreboard
Speaker 5: to see how y'all did with Jose.
Speaker 13: I'm defeating We're not in Kansas anymore.
Speaker 11: Sophie, you got one today, Yaho, Sophie, you knew it?
Speaker 8: Okay, hold on, Brooks.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm on standby, stand by waiting over here. Okay,
Speaker 2: is my name gonna be called?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 8: The results are in. Yeah, there you go. We got
Speaker 8: room for brook and then she got five.
Speaker 4: Smokes.
Speaker 15: You there, Sophie.
Speaker 5: But it's tough on the first time. That was a
Speaker 5: good effort. Let's go over the answers for everybody here.
Speaker 5: It's good Friday, which means the major holiday this Sunday
Speaker 5: is Easter.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 8: All the bunnies are pregnant. They're gonna give birth this weekend.
Speaker 8: Brug I'm Catholic. I know how this works.
Speaker 2: Okay, you were really paid attention.
Speaker 5: In one ring of paper you would find five hundred
Speaker 5: little sheets. The first state in America deband billboards was
Speaker 5: Hawaii because of the beautiful scenery.
Speaker 4: They didn't want to ruin it.
Speaker 2: Good job.
Speaker 5: An arc of alago is a collection or a group
Speaker 5: of islands. Emma Watson plays Hermione in the Harry Potter movies.
Speaker 5: And the white jelly bean is flavored like coconuts.
Speaker 2: Oh I knew, Oh you knew?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that one right, I'm just concerned of what's
Speaker 1: going on with Jeffrey's paper over there.
Speaker 2: I don't you can't see it, but it's too started.
Speaker 1: It is like a crumpled mess of it's torn, it's folded,
Speaker 1: it's chew on you like a fidget spinner or.
Speaker 8: A dog tor.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I take my aggression out on my papers rather than
Speaker 5: my coworkers. So, Sylvie, I'm sorry it wasn't an to
Speaker 5: beat Brooke today, but just for playing, we are going
Speaker 5: to give you a four pack of tickets to paw
Speaker 5: Patrol Live playing the Puget Sound region April fifty to seventeenth.
Speaker 5: It's coming to McCall hall, and you and three others
Speaker 5: can be there as they face their biggest challenge yet.
Speaker 5: For more info on tickets, go to Pawpatrol Live dot com.
Speaker 2: Oh are you already?
Speaker 1: Are you already at the airport, Sophie waiting for your
Speaker 1: play for next week?
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 5: There we go, Troffy, Thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 5: Come back and try again anytime?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 14: All right, thank you.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be back to Windbrooks Bucks same time on
Speaker 4: Monday
Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning