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Speaker 6: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening
Speaker 6: to the voice, come on dig me now. One and
Speaker 6: only Steve Harvey got a radio show, Man one more time.
Speaker 6: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, I do, man,
Speaker 6: I thank God for it every day. You know, my
Speaker 6: message this morning, man, is real clear. It's something that's
Speaker 6: been on me to share, and it's it's amazing. You know,
Speaker 6: God can do some amazing things for you. But what
Speaker 6: happens along the way is and I don't know that
Speaker 6: I mean to say, but but the fact that God
Speaker 6: can do some amazing things for you, that comes adversity
Speaker 6: along with it. Every single time, it just goes without saying.
Speaker 6: And I'll uh, I was having a a faily, I mean,
Speaker 6: well not faily, but a hugely successful week I had
Speaker 6: never seen this type of hatred before. I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 6: And it's it's a great trick that the devil does.
Speaker 6: You know, when when God is blessing you and giving
Speaker 6: you some some some great opportunities in your life, as
Speaker 6: all of you have gone through, and it is. Isn't
Speaker 6: it amazing how some negative thing crops up and that's
Speaker 6: what you have to focus on. I found out that
Speaker 6: I don't have to, but you wind up focusing on it,
Speaker 6: and your energy goes over to that to try to
Speaker 6: deal with it, counteract. Wonder why it was happening. You
Speaker 6: got to make phone calls, what was this about? Blah
Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah, and and it and it, and
Speaker 6: it throws you off the course you are on the
Speaker 6: beginning of the week. I was so grateful. I was
Speaker 6: so amazed. I was really thanking God for opportunity for
Speaker 6: this brief moment. The enemy slides this little factor in
Speaker 6: that it causes you and it requires your attention. You
Speaker 6: have to pay it attention because you don't know what
Speaker 6: you're going. Wow, man, let me see what this could
Speaker 6: really be. How much dirt is this really that they're
Speaker 6: trying to do? And so it requires your attention. But
Speaker 6: in that attention, you lose your focus on really all
Speaker 6: the blessings and the good thing that God does for you.
Speaker 6: The enemy has an amazing trick that he does that.
Speaker 2: And it was in my head.
Speaker 6: I gotta tell y'all all week long, man, and I
Speaker 6: was doing some amazing stuff. I was having such a
Speaker 6: blessed week, man, in terms of press and pr and
Speaker 6: where God was taking me. And then when I got back,
Speaker 6: I was talking with my wife, and then I was
Speaker 6: talking to a good friend of ours and they shared
Speaker 6: something that really helped me out. And they said to me,
Speaker 6: new level, new devil. You know it's it's it's something
Speaker 6: really simple, but new level new devil. Every time you
Speaker 6: go to another level, every time you go a little
Speaker 6: bit higher, every time God has a blessing in store
Speaker 6: for you, every time He moves you in position. Do
Speaker 6: you understand that the enemy's job is to make you
Speaker 6: not see the blessing, make you not be grateful for it,
Speaker 6: lose your focus and focus on this that I just
Speaker 6: threw in your way, this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery.
Speaker 6: And man, I was, I was, I got you, I
Speaker 6: just got to tell you, man, I mean, it was
Speaker 6: so filled with hatred that I had to. I really
Speaker 6: spend some time addressing it, and I got publicists on
Speaker 6: the phone. I said, what's what's happening here?
Speaker 2: Y'all? Not watching this? Y'all not what?
Speaker 7: What was?
Speaker 2: What was this attack?
Speaker 5: You knew?
Speaker 8: Do?
Speaker 6: You didn't know these angles? What was Steve chill? New level,
Speaker 6: new devil. If you get a promotion on your job,
Speaker 6: guess what. Somebody ain't happy that you got the promotion.
Speaker 6: So here come to Hay.
Speaker 2: You don't even really know these people. You have no idea.
Speaker 6: Every time you make a decision to make your relationship
Speaker 6: with your spouse better, man, this is it. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm gonna start doing. I'm gonna do this, man,
Speaker 6: so me and my girl can go on and have this,
Speaker 6: or me and my man can go on and have this.
Speaker 6: Watch what happened every single time? Here comes the new level,
Speaker 6: the new devil, the trick. You don't need to do that.
Speaker 6: What you're doing that for hers? She don't appreciate it.
Speaker 6: He ain't gona appreciate it. Look over here, man, look
Speaker 6: at that right there.
Speaker 2: Ain't he not?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: He missed?
Speaker 6: He din't call you, and he said, it's gonna all
Speaker 6: types of stuff. It just happens all the time. And
Speaker 6: I was sitting here talking with this friend, really good friend,
Speaker 6: very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve.
Speaker 6: You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I
Speaker 6: was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God,
Speaker 6: for real, you mean to tell me every time that
Speaker 6: something good happens to me. You mean every time I
Speaker 6: try to go to the next level, every time you
Speaker 6: put me on the next level.
Speaker 2: You mean to tell me that I got to go
Speaker 2: through this right here? Are you for real? And then
Speaker 2: my friend said, Jesus said to her, they did it
Speaker 2: to me, and we just fell out laughing. They did
Speaker 2: it to me. They did it to him. They did
Speaker 2: it to him for him to go to the next level.
Speaker 6: And you know, I was just I was just going
Speaker 6: over the whole story about the crucifixion and everything that
Speaker 6: had to be amazing man of all the hate he had, ended,
Speaker 6: all the prosecuting he had do it. They thought, ultimately,
Speaker 6: what we'll do is we'll nail him on a cross
Speaker 6: and that'll be the end of him. And we'll put
Speaker 6: him in this tune and we'll put this big stone
Speaker 6: up there and that'll be the end of him. But
Speaker 6: what they did not know was all you was doing
Speaker 6: was setting the tone for the next level, because eventually
Speaker 6: the stone got rolled away and he went and got
Speaker 6: placed with his father where he was headed to. Anyway,
Speaker 6: he ultimately knew that his ultimate goal was to get
Speaker 6: to his father. So when you when you when you
Speaker 6: thought you were doing what you were doing to him,
Speaker 6: and you put him in a tune, and you put
Speaker 6: the big stone up in there, and the stone got
Speaker 6: rolls got rolled away, and he went eventually to where
Speaker 6: he was trying to get to. That story is in
Speaker 6: place for all of us to remember that when we
Speaker 6: are going through some things, could it be because we're
Speaker 6: going to a place, you know, It could be just
Speaker 6: a place in life. It could be just us a
Speaker 6: different level in life. That's all it has to be.
Speaker 6: But there's going to be the adversarial challenges that come
Speaker 6: with it, and those are the moments we must expect,
Speaker 6: expect and take them head on and still not lose
Speaker 6: your focus or appreciation for what God has done for you.
Speaker 6: So in light of all of that, I'm able to
Speaker 6: say today that I thank my Heavenly Father, I really
Speaker 6: do for all the blessing seeds to bestowed upon me
Speaker 6: and all of the haters and all of the liars,
Speaker 6: and all of the backstabers and all those people. When
Speaker 6: you get through lyon, when you get through stabbing, when
Speaker 6: you get through gossiping and doing what you do, I'm
Speaker 6: still going to the next level. I'm still going.
Speaker 2: You cannot stop what God has in store for you.
Speaker 2: No one can stop that.
Speaker 9: Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. It is morning time.
Speaker 6: It is the beginning of a new day. It's a
Speaker 6: new opportunity, a great chance, a blessing to be here
Speaker 6: yet alive again.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but I'm so glad about that.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 2: Oh man, give it to me God, because I show
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Speaker 10: Then it's Friday, Steve Harvey, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, color for real.
Speaker 1: Never mad on a Friday.
Speaker 10: What's up fruit.
Speaker 3: Junior oxtail seven nine pound? This weekend?
Speaker 2: Just going out? I can make some my.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Anthony Brown, you know what I see after putting
Speaker 7: in a full week of work, It's nothing like reaching
Speaker 7: a Friday.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much that we're here.
Speaker 2: We made it.
Speaker 3: Why I want to do.
Speaker 2: One day? This was today. Wow, King of prey.
Speaker 11: Friday night, just got paid. Friday babies, Yeah, Friday, Friday.
Speaker 11: You know Friday is good. But Friday used to be
Speaker 11: kind of scary when you was in school. But that's
Speaker 11: when you get your ass whooped at three on Friday.
Speaker 11: You know you can get your you can get jumped
Speaker 11: on Friday in school. That didn't came out Friday.
Speaker 2: You got your as whooped on Mondays Day when you
Speaker 2: got your air. Well, you know, I got the lights
Speaker 2: on Friday. Lot of fights on Friday.
Speaker 6: Trying to help your little sorry assy Friday.
Speaker 2: I got to go down here and kept his asses.
Speaker 1: That's all right, but you were supposed to do you
Speaker 1: were supposed But it.
Speaker 6: Wasn't a good move because I'm ten years older than him.
Speaker 6: It ain't a good look. He on the playground.
Speaker 2: I'm over there, I'm eighteen, trying to slow this ass
Speaker 2: whooping down. Back then you could hit the eight year
Speaker 2: old boy hit in from your left. You well, I
Speaker 2: don't understand him. Well, I'm too old to be out
Speaker 2: there jumping on new kids.
Speaker 12: Grown eight But I'm saying, why did they want to
Speaker 12: jump on Tommy though he is right there?
Speaker 7: Because he was clever.
Speaker 1: They hated clever kids.
Speaker 12: Tommy all I know, sir, that I was getting jumped on.
Speaker 12: I'm glad Jay is here today one of his work days.
Speaker 12: What what's different p jump on and picked though? What
Speaker 12: is the different between jumped on.
Speaker 3: And checked on? The spec.
Speaker 2: Up two or three people?
Speaker 13: On his words, jumped on pyvity picked is your mama?
Speaker 2: Your mama jokes? Yeah? The picked on is your mama jokes?
Speaker 2: There's three people?
Speaker 1: Can you get picked on and jumped on at the same.
Speaker 6: Pick it on usually occurs hold of jumping yes, in
Speaker 6: order to if.
Speaker 2: That's the lead on.
Speaker 6: If they don't jump on you, didn't pick on you,
Speaker 6: they pick on you and depend on how you're taking it,
Speaker 6: that turns into a whoopie.
Speaker 11: Oh okay, And I only got jumped on day after
Speaker 11: I seid some stuff.
Speaker 6: He told me to say, sa right. I told him,
Speaker 6: he said if he could back it up. I didn't
Speaker 6: tell him to go down there that day.
Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 12: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back right,
Speaker 12: after this. You're listening hard morning show, all right, and
Speaker 12: it's time now to start your morning off with the nephew.
Speaker 9: And run that prank back what you got for his nest.
Speaker 2: This right here is the repo man, the repo man.
Speaker 2: Let's go kept up, all right. I'm trying to read
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: Please this here.
Speaker 2: Try.
Speaker 11: My name is Robert. I'm with the collection agency. You
Speaker 11: do own a Sierra two thousand and three GMC truck?
Speaker 11: Am I correct?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Okay, we don't show that we've had any payments within
Speaker 11: the last I guess about three close to four months now,
Speaker 11: and we want to try and stop having to come
Speaker 11: in and repossess it. Maybe we give you a chance
Speaker 11: to uh bring your payment in, but we haven't had
Speaker 11: a payment from you in about four months, sir.
Speaker 15: No chances financially with the other other thing' I don't
Speaker 15: know what's in the Yeah, I've been paying all the time.
Speaker 15: It's directed partly from our worry about that.
Speaker 2: Well. I'm with they've they've turned you over to us.
Speaker 11: I'm with h collection Agency, and we haven't gotten anything
Speaker 11: from I don't show any uh any paperwork here on
Speaker 11: the computer at all that we've had any payments made
Speaker 11: within the last four months, so that's why they have.
Speaker 12: All.
Speaker 8: They turned it over to y'all without my permission. They
Speaker 8: can't never tell my my title my truck over to y'all.
Speaker 8: A yo, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Well, I understand it, sir.
Speaker 11: What happens is if you haven't paid it in a
Speaker 11: certain amount of time, it actually comes over to the
Speaker 11: collection agency. And that's what they've done. They've actually sent
Speaker 11: it over to us. They've given us pretty much all
Speaker 11: the information on you. I guess it's uh gold this
Speaker 11: type of color uh seer two thousand and three GMC
Speaker 11: truck from our understanding, Am I correct?
Speaker 8: That's my truck?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 11: Now, what I'm gonna need from you today, Jeremy, is
Speaker 11: for you to come in uh and make a payment
Speaker 11: to us this evening for four months so we can
Speaker 11: see so we don't have to come in and repossess
Speaker 11: your truck. And I don't want to have to do that,
Speaker 11: But if I have to send a record out there
Speaker 11: to you, I have your address on file as well.
Speaker 11: I don't want to have to send anybody have to
Speaker 11: pick it up.
Speaker 8: Y'all not coming here my truck and I'm not paying
Speaker 8: y'all for no full months. I'm tall my truck no
Speaker 8: all time every month. That's a dune deal, sir.
Speaker 11: I don't want to get in a back and forth
Speaker 11: with you, but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go.
Speaker 2: Now. I'll come out there and repressess it myself. But
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, look, that's not even where.
Speaker 8: We gotta go with that. Don't be you don't need
Speaker 8: to be screaming as fussing a k can come get
Speaker 8: it yourself and all that suff Yeah, so much truck,
Speaker 8: my truck, that's gonna be that.
Speaker 11: Hang on, let's back up, because I'm a man just
Speaker 11: like your man. What do you mean it's gonna that's
Speaker 11: gonna be that? What you're saying? What are you?
Speaker 2: What do you? What are you saying to me, sir?
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, sir. Look, I'm telling you that I'm
Speaker 8: paying my truck note and and that's a final I
Speaker 8: don't know.
Speaker 11: Let's get I've already stated to you before. I'm with
Speaker 11: an agency, and let's get one thing straight.
Speaker 2: You don't tell me I tell you now.
Speaker 8: Hey, do cave down on the phone. It don't make
Speaker 8: no sense to me, you know. Over the phone and whatnot.
Speaker 8: You can come, you can come get the truck, my
Speaker 8: truck right here.
Speaker 14: I work.
Speaker 8: I'm ready here. You can come. You can come try
Speaker 8: to get my truck. You can come on there.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm already aware of where you work in the
Speaker 2: whole nine yards. Now I don't. I'm trying to be
Speaker 2: as uh cardial with you as I can.
Speaker 8: Now you can you're talking about come and get my
Speaker 8: truckle I'll tell you I'll be playing my so you
Speaker 8: know you should have dropped down and being like all right,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna check with somebody else, check with somebody else
Speaker 8: and make sure I'm right.
Speaker 11: And then I'm telling you you haven't paid anything. That's
Speaker 11: what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: I've got it.
Speaker 11: Listed on the computer. You've been turned over an agency
Speaker 11: and you haven't done it. You haven't done it thing.
Speaker 8: What you to you? You you're waiting your prets screaming
Speaker 8: and hollow over the phone like that because they ain't
Speaker 8: gonna do me up.
Speaker 16: You no good.
Speaker 8: But you ain't getting no money from me. Then you
Speaker 8: ain't coming my truck. As a matter of fact, you
Speaker 8: could come from my truck. I'm I'm gonna be at
Speaker 8: my truck, and I'm gonna wait on you be It.
Speaker 11: Doesn't make any difference, sir. You gotta get repossessed tonight.
Speaker 11: If I don't get four months payment, Brooke, Definitely, If
Speaker 11: I don't get four months payment brought into me collection agency,
Speaker 11: your truck will be taken care of.
Speaker 8: No hold on, listen, man, hold on probly for me.
Speaker 8: You kind of kind of serious truck and.
Speaker 2: You quit person at me.
Speaker 3: That's what's truck.
Speaker 8: You got me trusted.
Speaker 14: Look my truck right outside. You can come over here
Speaker 14: and get it. I'll be sitting on the wait for you.
Speaker 3: Look, you know what.
Speaker 11: I'm at the point I don't give it about this job.
Speaker 11: I'm ready to come kick your That's what I'm ready
Speaker 11: to do.
Speaker 2: Call him back.
Speaker 11: I don't need a little scared hanging up the phone.
Speaker 11: You're standing here like a man, and you handle your problems.
Speaker 14: Hey, I'm I can't be.
Speaker 8: I make wi bro stop calling.
Speaker 11: I'm at work to doing my job the same way
Speaker 11: you're doing yours.
Speaker 2: I got one more thing I want to say to
Speaker 2: you before you go.
Speaker 11: And you're listening, this is Nephew timing from the Steve
Speaker 11: Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You just got pranked by.
Speaker 8: You got you got all my teacher, You are all right. Man,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna talk to this roof man, I'm talking about
Speaker 8: cooler talking about the job.
Speaker 2: She told me. She told me, man, she said that
Speaker 2: boy love that truck.
Speaker 7: That's my.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta ask you man.
Speaker 11: Tell me, brother, what is the baddest I'm talking about
Speaker 11: the baddest radio show in the late.
Speaker 2: Now you have it that you have it to repot?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: An'ybody have been repold on the show?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 2: No, man, I ain't never been repo.
Speaker 17: When I was a little girl, our car got repold
Speaker 17: and my daddy told me that it was he got stolen.
Speaker 17: And my mama said, who told you that? Cally I
Speaker 17: was represented?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds like hell yeah, Well let's go ahead
Speaker 6: and ask you know who the ain't no good? Hell?
Speaker 6: Well took a long time. Though I drove a car
Speaker 6: three years. I'm making payment of it three years.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do that?
Speaker 2: How did you hide it? Come on?
Speaker 6: Ex wife, sit up here and got hold to it
Speaker 6: and used and parked at somewhere. I told I asked not.
Speaker 1: To park, but you didn't tell her?
Speaker 2: Why did you? She knew why hell, oh, we did
Speaker 2: this together. Told you to park the car before you
Speaker 2: go back to the house.
Speaker 10: I didn't feel like park.
Speaker 2: Yeah to the house. We'll not a car gone.
Speaker 9: Thank you enough for you.
Speaker 12: Coming up next, ask the CLO our chief Love officers.
Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time now for ask the
Speaker 12: CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey at your service. This
Speaker 12: one is from Ashland and Tennessee. Ashland says, I've been
Speaker 12: married for six years to a cheater and we have
Speaker 12: not had sex.
Speaker 5: In a year.
Speaker 12: He confided in our next door neighbor, who happens to
Speaker 12: be young and single. My neighbor saw my husband leave
Speaker 12: one morning and he came over and lectured me, unsaving
Speaker 12: my marriage. I got emotional and he came close to
Speaker 12: comfort me, and I could feel him through his pants.
Speaker 12: He said he would be happy to comfort me if
Speaker 12: I ever needed it. It scared me half to death.
Speaker 12: But how can I stop staring at his house? Should
Speaker 12: I go next door and relieve a little stress with
Speaker 12: this fine young man?
Speaker 6: Well, look what didn't happened here? Well, ma'am, can I
Speaker 6: have a real, honest and frank answer for this man,
Speaker 6: tell Ashlan Ashlen, you've been married six years to a Cheatah,
Speaker 6: Now did she.
Speaker 2: Say she confided in the young man her husband, now
Speaker 2: husband went over there and told his little dude what
Speaker 2: he up to and what he doing.
Speaker 6: Little dude then took this information like okay, like he'll
Speaker 6: really care for your husband, know how Apparently so now
Speaker 6: he just slid all over to comfort you up against you.
Speaker 2: Now you're looking at the windy you can't take your
Speaker 2: eyes off his house. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: But it ain't really the house though. It's one of
Speaker 6: the tenants, and it's the tenant that stayed on the
Speaker 6: neighbor that's got you the most concerned. Look, if you
Speaker 6: went over there to get some comfort, m you would
Speaker 6: be wrong for doing that, because that he is wrong,
Speaker 6: and two wrongs don't make a right. But with that said,
Speaker 6: if the situation were the other way around, I promise
Speaker 6: you your cheating husband would be over there getting comforted
Speaker 6: like he is anyway somewhere. So now, if you went
Speaker 6: over there for some comfort, uh huh, come on now,
Speaker 6: bring it home. Ain't nobody got to know?
Speaker 9: Yeah, we got urging her.
Speaker 2: This is just a fact, all right. We got to
Speaker 2: move on. Tommy kay, she said over there staying at
Speaker 2: that damn do the best.
Speaker 12: We're moving on Mackay and County said his gutters. My
Speaker 12: boyfriend and I date it for a long time, but
Speaker 12: we broke up and we'll never get back together. So
Speaker 12: I went out with his friend and we clicked. My
Speaker 12: ex boyfriend found out and he's having a hard time
Speaker 12: dealing with it. He's tried to jump on his friend
Speaker 12: and he's been calling me all kinds of names. We're
Speaker 12: all single, and I can date whoever I want. I
Speaker 12: wouldn't have a problem if he dated a friend of mine.
Speaker 12: I don't want him anymore. Why is he tripping?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Why is he tripping? Because the two things.
Speaker 6: One, he tripping with his boy because you're supposed to
Speaker 6: be my boy, but which proves they ain't really as
Speaker 6: close or the boy he thought he was. Secondly, he
Speaker 6: tripping with you because how could you because you knew
Speaker 6: this is supposed to be my boy. So what I
Speaker 6: think is I thank your little boyfriend being delusional for
Speaker 6: quite some time, he thinked his boy is his boy,
Speaker 6: that really ain't his boy, and he still thank you
Speaker 6: his woman.
Speaker 1: She said, they want ever get back together.
Speaker 6: Your ex boyfriend is living a life with a lot
Speaker 6: of delusion because he thought his boy was really his boy,
Speaker 6: but he ain't his boy, and he thinks you still
Speaker 6: his woman. So now he didn't try to jump on
Speaker 6: the boy, and now he mad at you. But now
Speaker 6: you lied talking about didn't lie. You told you wouldn't
Speaker 6: be mad if he dated one of your girlfriends.
Speaker 2: That's a damn lie. And you and I and everybody
Speaker 2: listening know that's a lot.
Speaker 9: Well, maybe that's what her ex should do.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, don't nobody want him.
Speaker 9: She said they're never getting back together. She does not
Speaker 9: want him anymore anymore. All right, Edna, We're moving on. Edna,
Speaker 9: and Kentucky says.
Speaker 1: I'm in my mid sixties.
Speaker 9: Edna see.
Speaker 2: To give her aid. In my mid sixties and.
Speaker 12: I started driving for a ride share company. Recently, I
Speaker 12: picked up an older black mail from an upscale neighborhood,
Speaker 12: and he said he had to pick a friend up.
Speaker 12: I want to pick up a beautiful, younger black woman.
Speaker 12: They started to kiss and undress in the back of
Speaker 12: my suv. He instructed me to get in the interstate
Speaker 12: and ride until they finished their business on the back seat.
Speaker 12: He paid me three hundred dollars cash for the ride,
Speaker 12: and I asked and asked if I would like to
Speaker 12: be his personal driver?
Speaker 1: Is this too risky or should I do it?
Speaker 6: What makes you mobile to become his personal driver? What
Speaker 6: is she talking about?
Speaker 2: And quick writing?
Speaker 11: Men?
Speaker 2: Body had number?
Speaker 6: So you've missed your money up with your little old tail.
Speaker 6: Stop all this. What is you writing us for?
Speaker 3: Drive?
Speaker 2: Beat a personal driver? Drive and shut your damn mouth.
Speaker 2: Personal driver?
Speaker 6: You would ride share, personal driver, ride share, chauffle, ride share.
Speaker 2: Dry the rich dude girl. Quit writing us, Get your
Speaker 2: money and try not to look back there in the
Speaker 2: rearview mirror.
Speaker 1: Try get your three hundred dollars and keep your eyes
Speaker 1: on the road.
Speaker 2: Edna, that's all you need. Maps in driving, that's all
Speaker 2: you need.
Speaker 7: GPS, GPS, baby, that's right, wow, nice uber right there, baby,
Speaker 7: personal driver.
Speaker 12: So is he married, Steve?
Speaker 2: Or is she married? It don't matter. That ain't our business.
Speaker 9: I'm out of it. We don't know them.
Speaker 2: Yeah he married while he in the car exactly.
Speaker 9: All right, All right, thank you c l O. You're
Speaker 9: listening hardy morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, Time to have some more fun with
Speaker 12: you with another edition of Ask Steve, you ready.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely read. All these are rapid fire questions again.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, a little mixture, yeah, a little mixture.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Just don't take you know, all data. Answer no question please,
Speaker 12: because we're trying to get as many questions we do,
Speaker 12: many questions. It's possible, Steve.
Speaker 10: That's all honey.
Speaker 2: I love you like my mama. You say her up now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 10: All right, springtime, second day of spring. It's all good.
Speaker 10: What is your springtime clothing fetish?
Speaker 2: Steve, quite pants crotch to have me some damn white pants? Yes,
Speaker 2: love it, love it. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: I love wearing white pants.
Speaker 6: Man, white pants, cream pants, light tone pants for boy,
Speaker 6: that new designer with Louis Vatan.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, came out with these jeans. Boy, they got
Speaker 2: a white panttern. Boy, damn near cried. I them bought
Speaker 2: five pair of jeans already. Wow. Yeah, it ain't none
Speaker 2: of them blue?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, on you, it ain't just one pair of
Speaker 6: white ones, green tied dye pair, a blue floor pair,
Speaker 6: one stone wash pair.
Speaker 2: All right, you better wear them the work I got better.
Speaker 2: I will as soon as I get the bottom here.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 10: Next question, Carla, all right, finish this statement. Steve Spring
Speaker 10: is finally here, and I'm going.
Speaker 2: To get naked.
Speaker 6: Co'm on here, man, boy, got to do feeling that.
Speaker 6: I don't give a damn spring, winter, summer have it
Speaker 6: this year.
Speaker 1: The pimp is back.
Speaker 2: I'm flipping my wardrobe rods.
Speaker 6: I've been tired of dressing for daytime television and talk shows,
Speaker 6: game show.
Speaker 2: I'm through. Okay, the pimp is back.
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, So let that brings up this next question.
Speaker 11: Come on out if you will sing? If that's a
Speaker 11: big so we're just just a hypothetical. Yes, is just
Speaker 11: here we go the whole hold on, let me clean
Speaker 11: my mind out now. Okay, but I gotta stop thinking
Speaker 11: marriage in heaven.
Speaker 2: This answer?
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, if I ain't considered marriage on heaven, I
Speaker 6: can answer this a little bit more freedom.
Speaker 11: Come on, all right, if you were single, who would
Speaker 11: you like to have a spring flame whip?
Speaker 2: You see question trouble but man, answer because it's your job.
Speaker 2: How old am I to?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, let's make that thing right, you know, grown forty?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they need it, don't.
Speaker 1: I'm all back down, help them temmy.
Speaker 2: Down in the twenties. I probably.
Speaker 6: I'd probably be dating about for of them girls on Instagram,
Speaker 6: for them little girls off Instagram.
Speaker 1: I got Bobby under forty eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 13: Anyway, he got fun forty Okay, okay, alright, let's switch
Speaker 13: it up dd I know that's that's we got that.
Speaker 2: But let's switch it up.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: What makes you both happy and say it at the
Speaker 1: same time?
Speaker 2: Say it again?
Speaker 1: What makes you both happy and say it at.
Speaker 2: The same time. Yeah, that's it, sex.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 2: When I'm doing it sad, when it's old.
Speaker 10: Like me, it's gotta be over at some point.
Speaker 18: Well, I like that.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 10: See here's another one.
Speaker 12: What what's the stupid You've done something really stupid and
Speaker 12: hurt yourself?
Speaker 11: What was that?
Speaker 12: How does something like a stupid dumb thing you did
Speaker 12: and you wind it wound up hurting yourself and dang it,
Speaker 12: you hurt yourself.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you well.
Speaker 6: When I was a kid, I was riding bike down
Speaker 6: the street one time and this girl was on the
Speaker 6: port named Michelle.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you know how you ride with no hands?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, And I was riding down the street with
Speaker 6: no hands and she looking at me so I tried
Speaker 6: to look at her and just look at I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I see you looking at me. And it was a
Speaker 6: station wagon. It was parked, and my bike had drifted
Speaker 6: over and the bike slammed into the back of the
Speaker 6: station wagon. The real window on the station wagon was down.
Speaker 6: My ass flew all the way up to the second seat.
Speaker 6: When I set up, my ass was damn near drive.
Speaker 6: I shot through that window, skinned the top of my head.
Speaker 6: I had long haircut anyway back then, and tore my
Speaker 6: knees up on the thing. I was bleeding no head
Speaker 6: and both legs when I set up in that car. Wow,
Speaker 6: that was a pretty bad one for me right now.
Speaker 9: To show off for her?
Speaker 12: All right, Carla, what is the worst food and drink
Speaker 12: combination that.
Speaker 1: I've ever had?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I had a Mister Hero.
Speaker 6: Sandwich one time in Cleveland, Okay, extra onion, and some
Speaker 6: of the meat on the sandwich I had was tainted.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I had a large grape soda.
Speaker 6: I ate that whole twelve inch HOGI and that whole
Speaker 6: can of Fanto grape soda.
Speaker 2: That was about ten o'clock at night. That was good.
Speaker 2: Two thirty.
Speaker 6: I was trying to make it downstairs to that bathroom.
Speaker 6: I threw up purple sandwich meat all down the damn hallway.
Speaker 6: Oh that's the worst eating combination I've ever had, and
Speaker 6: I'll never forget that, mister hero sandwich with that purple
Speaker 6: fanto grape soaper.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Steve.
Speaker 10: That's all for as Steve. You're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, Steve, he's here. Please introduce j Anthony Brown to.
Speaker 7: Come on Jay and keep him with the vein of easter.
Speaker 7: Why not do it Easter song? That's gonna say it
Speaker 7: all because it's the day we go crazy with what
Speaker 7: we have to wear.
Speaker 19: Hit it, I find sometimes, says the table and let
Speaker 19: the stuff bite the draw send it. Wait till they
Speaker 19: see me in this shoon that at the bottom and
Speaker 19: at the time of your suit, got your shoot in front.
Speaker 3: Of the suit.
Speaker 1: You're ready.
Speaker 2: You're gonna kill me.
Speaker 3: Hiskey, it's a Sunday. I can't believe those popple suits.
Speaker 5: I say, the colors.
Speaker 7: Yellow, pick, crack and flat can green, press, carryo and.
Speaker 3: One gain Wait till long.
Speaker 1: You know your wrong?
Speaker 20: Where you get that plan from? You got on hard suck,
Speaker 20: but you soon and plan?
Speaker 3: Why how's that ways? Doing that. You must be blinding
Speaker 3: at you, man, I didn't know ahead of soul witch.
Speaker 1: Send those peot just told me real.
Speaker 21: So whya, how's that raging ladies?
Speaker 3: You must be bloody at man, I didn't know head
Speaker 3: of soul witch. Listen, how's today? She's the sou.
Speaker 7: And you know that an America.
Speaker 1: Laid that at the night before, just gonna hurt him.
Speaker 5: Only.
Speaker 6: I remember one year, man, I got me a white suit.
Speaker 6: My mama told me, boy, I don't want you to
Speaker 6: getting no white suit. I had paper getting it. I'm
Speaker 6: getting a white suit.
Speaker 2: White suit.
Speaker 6: I only had one pair of shoe they was black,
Speaker 6: so I wanted a black shirt. Couldn't find a black shirt.
Speaker 6: Bought a white shirt at a box of Rick dye
Speaker 6: and dyed it. I died this shirt in church, got hot,
Speaker 6: the dye bleeding out the shirt into the suit.
Speaker 10: Your mother told you.
Speaker 6: I'm sitting been here, man, with this cheap AASD shirt
Speaker 6: I got. It's sweating, it's leaking. The dye is leaking.
Speaker 2: Onto this suit.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: I was so hurting.
Speaker 6: Now my suit got these great blotches on it. Man,
Speaker 6: And you know this is wave folk camouflaging. I could
Speaker 6: not play at all.
Speaker 7: It is all going down.
Speaker 1: Easter all right.
Speaker 12: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 12: up right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 12: Everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's
Speaker 12: time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here's
Speaker 12: some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
Speaker 12: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior, Little
Speaker 12: Tommy over there and look at him.
Speaker 10: Over there, high little Stevie. All right, this first speech
Speaker 10: will be by Little Jay.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more than just bunnies. Okay,
Speaker 7: Easter is more than just bunnies and candy.
Speaker 3: Uh uh.
Speaker 1: I got boo boo.
Speaker 10: Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, it's time for Little Junior.
Speaker 9: He is down here.
Speaker 22: He has risen just as he said. Hey, by hey, Daddy, Bobby.
Speaker 22: There's my other brother is sister Dad. Daddy told me
Speaker 22: not to tell you about Hey, y'all, I like.
Speaker 10: Going on besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay,
Speaker 10: we need to have a speech by it. Little Tommy.
Speaker 10: Now come on up, Little Tommy.
Speaker 18: Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.
Speaker 2: Hey, there, got mister Johnson.
Speaker 18: Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy
Speaker 18: go to work.
Speaker 2: Hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson.
Speaker 10: Okay, every everyone calms down. Uh now it's time for
Speaker 10: little Steve.
Speaker 1: Come on up, Little Steve, the many years ago on
Speaker 1: the cross he died.
Speaker 6: Yes, hey, Daddy, that's your boss, the one you call
Speaker 6: the big fast, stupid basket.
Speaker 12: All right, okay, quite everyone, let's get back to little
Speaker 12: j Come.
Speaker 9: On, come on, little j your turn.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, he died, but on the he died.
Speaker 7: He died, but he died, but on the seventh day
Speaker 7: he rode. Hey, that's the guy to give that in
Speaker 7: the little packs of sugar. Okay, Oh, Daddy put it
Speaker 7: in his pocket.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh.
Speaker 12: Hey, okay, moving right along with our Easter program, It's
Speaker 12: time once again for little Junior.
Speaker 1: Little he gave his life for us that we could be.
Speaker 21: Hey, that's the lady that comes out of the building
Speaker 21: that has dances on it, and Daddy always give her
Speaker 21: buddy and says, this is funny.
Speaker 12: Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech
Speaker 12: ready now you're.
Speaker 18: Tall ears, clean, clean nose, tiny tail, Hey mommy, and
Speaker 18: that that's the lady that's got a little boy that
Speaker 18: looks just like me and daddy.
Speaker 12: Now now now hey, well ended right here with with
Speaker 12: little Stevie.
Speaker 6: Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one,
Speaker 6: because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, Dad,
Speaker 6: that gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay down,
Speaker 6: stay at to play video games.
Speaker 16: Hey met the carter? Thanks starting money. They run out
Speaker 16: him for another five next Friday. Okay, daddy, you don't
Speaker 16: know him.
Speaker 6: That's met the carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why
Speaker 6: are you choking at the carter?
Speaker 2: Happy Easter.
Speaker 10: That concludes our Eastern program.
Speaker 12: Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you everyone, Come on boys, my
Speaker 12: mama sing it.
Speaker 10: All right up next guys, Tommy's prank phone call.
Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show coming up
Speaker 12: at the top of the hour.
Speaker 9: Right about four minutes after.
Speaker 12: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject she gave
Speaker 12: me more than I bargained for.
Speaker 9: Let me just say right off the dribble, this is
Speaker 9: not what you think.
Speaker 1: Okay, at all.
Speaker 12: We'll get into that in just a bit, but right
Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 9: What you got for his nev?
Speaker 2: Well? A lot of people don't like to talk about it,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna bring it up.
Speaker 11: Divorce paper, divorce WoT that?
Speaker 2: Okay? Some people get served. It happens so many different ways.
Speaker 2: Let's go catch down.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, I am trying to reach a Jones. Please.
Speaker 11: My name is Attorney Guidry from the US law firm.
Speaker 2: She available. How you doing, man?
Speaker 11: I'm actually trying to get some business rectified dealing with
Speaker 11: your divorce that took place, I guess over the last
Speaker 11: seven whole years.
Speaker 2: My correct?
Speaker 15: Correct?
Speaker 11: I got some foul up with your paperwork here. Now,
Speaker 11: you guys had some property that you owned together, I
Speaker 11: believe in Avondale.
Speaker 2: Am I correct?
Speaker 15: Correct?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at your paperwork here, miss Okay.
Speaker 11: Now we're getting out to the property, and that seems
Speaker 11: to be where the problem lies is. In Avondale, you
Speaker 11: guys had some property and you sold it as you
Speaker 11: both went and split your ways. Right, looking at the
Speaker 11: paperwork that I have here, it seems like it was
Speaker 11: filled out incorrectly. I don't know how seven years has
Speaker 11: passed for this to come back and fall on my
Speaker 11: desk to be to get rectified. But whatever the dividends
Speaker 11: were that you guys took and shared that you're now
Speaker 11: looking as if you're owing mister Jones and additional eighteen
Speaker 11: thousand dollars what, ma'am, I don't know. I hate to
Speaker 11: be the bearer of bad news, but I wanted to
Speaker 11: bring this information to you and see how we can
Speaker 11: get it rectified. I'm not looking for you to have
Speaker 11: that much money available at today, but I do know
Speaker 11: as a as an attorney for mister Jones, I must
Speaker 11: say that we're trying to get it taken care of
Speaker 11: as soon as possible.
Speaker 14: Oh wait a minute, wait, laateis that this?
Speaker 17: So?
Speaker 14: How do I owe him eighteen.
Speaker 8: Thous every what reason?
Speaker 11: Well, the paperwork here, ma'am, seems to be what the
Speaker 11: PaperWorks say. It wasn't supposed to be fifty percent, fifty
Speaker 11: percent between you you all. It should have been seventy
Speaker 11: five twenty five and he being seventy five percent of
Speaker 11: the property owed to him and twenty five percent.
Speaker 14: Oh no, I don't know how what you know, Louisa
Speaker 14: as a community practice, and how could he get seventy
Speaker 14: five percent and I get twenty five?
Speaker 11: From my understanding that he paid most of the bills
Speaker 11: when you guys were living together, and that don't.
Speaker 14: Have anything to do with that. No, he didn't paid
Speaker 14: most of the bill. I work and contribute to.
Speaker 2: Right, and I understand that.
Speaker 11: But I understand from what I have here on the paperwork,
Speaker 11: and I understand that you had some contribution to it.
Speaker 11: But it just seems like you did not contribute as
Speaker 11: much as he did.
Speaker 14: And yes, and did I never heard no right this.
Speaker 11: I do apologize, man, But what I do need you
Speaker 11: to do is is definitely not use that type of
Speaker 11: language while I'm on the phone.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, look, I don't really have to talk to
Speaker 14: you because I know I don't know. I don't owe
Speaker 14: no Jones no eighteen thousand dollars, and he didn't overpay
Speaker 14: me because it was community profit. I had two children
Speaker 14: for him, I left with none year after, and there's
Speaker 14: no weight I'm going to pay him no eighteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 11: I hate to get a little abrupt with you, but
Speaker 11: you are going to pay this eighteen thousand dollars now.
Speaker 2: That's going to happen. Now.
Speaker 11: If I have to garnish your check and do it,
Speaker 11: then that's the way it will have to be done.
Speaker 11: But the money will be coming to mister kirk Jones
Speaker 11: in the sum of eighteen thousand.
Speaker 2: Call it back. Yeah, Look, don't you hang up on
Speaker 2: me again.
Speaker 11: Now, if I have to put a lien on your
Speaker 11: property or put a lien on your which one do
Speaker 11: you want?
Speaker 14: Look, and you want to talk to me, life sack,
Speaker 14: I talk to you anyway. I want to to talk
Speaker 14: about because once I want to court that all that
Speaker 14: was over with.
Speaker 11: You're gonna pay eighteen thousand dollars. That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 14: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't want to have to come to your house,
Speaker 2: ma'am to pick up this money, but I will.
Speaker 14: I'm not working. I want to know how do I
Speaker 14: have to pay him eighteen thousand?
Speaker 11: See, you're not working. That's our problem from the start.
Speaker 11: That's why it wasn't fifty to fifty. That's why it
Speaker 11: was seventy five twenty five because you were not holding.
Speaker 14: The I work all through the upstate that may twenty
Speaker 14: six years and I worked.
Speaker 2: Well, what is your butt doing now?
Speaker 14: Nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, there we go. That seems to be the root
Speaker 2: of our problem, isn't it.
Speaker 14: No, that ain't a ruin of no time, Because I
Speaker 14: want to know how did Kirk could get eighteen percent
Speaker 14: and read that as a community property. He had his
Speaker 14: lawny and I had my life. He agreed to it,
Speaker 14: and that was that. So I don't know how I
Speaker 14: owe him eighteen thousand, ma'am.
Speaker 2: That's the way the problem was.
Speaker 11: Evidently you didn't read the paperwork that you signed when
Speaker 11: you and Kirk separated seven years ago. Now, if you
Speaker 11: didn't read your paperwork correctly, this is why it comes
Speaker 11: back to bite you, and.
Speaker 14: You butt, oh, no, it's not. Because I had a
Speaker 14: lawyer and he mad his lawyer. We agree with that.
Speaker 14: That was back and far with and we agree with
Speaker 14: everything he signed up it and that was done.
Speaker 11: Well, maybe you didn't have a lawyer that was worth
Speaker 11: for them who didn't read the bottom of the paperwork himself.
Speaker 14: And I had aint lawyer and thought I had ain't
Speaker 14: good lawyer.
Speaker 2: And I understand that. Man, when that happens a lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of times, I.
Speaker 9: Can't believe that.
Speaker 14: And I had two children struggle with him, and we
Speaker 14: got what we got by both of us work and
Speaker 14: this he gonna come back and and oh no, I'm
Speaker 14: gonna fight this.
Speaker 2: When can we expect the payment starting to work on
Speaker 2: this eighteen thousand?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Well, I mean I'm gonna have to get a date
Speaker 11: or something where I can start getting five hundred dollars
Speaker 11: from you per.
Speaker 2: Month or something like that.
Speaker 14: Yes, indeed, five hundred a month. I haven't worked out
Speaker 14: was working when you want to sit. I don't think
Speaker 14: I should have to tell you all this because I
Speaker 14: need to get talk to me a lawyer, because I'm
Speaker 14: not agreeing to anything, because I don't think that it's
Speaker 14: not fair. I tell you give me a dad, not
Speaker 14: because I'm gonna have to get me a lawyer.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep my composent as an attorney, ma'am.
Speaker 8: How do you have the writ?
Speaker 14: And I don't have no say?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 14: Over there?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you? Have you remarried? No?
Speaker 14: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Okay, you realize if I don't get the money, then
Speaker 2: I don't get paid. Right Listen, I'm going.
Speaker 11: To be down in your area probably on Wednesday. Do
Speaker 11: you think you and I can get together and probably
Speaker 11: talk about this because I want to help you as.
Speaker 2: Much as I can.
Speaker 14: Yes, because I don't think it's fair to me. When's
Speaker 14: the wed I'm not I could be there.
Speaker 2: Well, you think that maybe you and I can get
Speaker 2: together maybe and work something out?
Speaker 14: Yeah, because I know I'm not. I mean I cannot
Speaker 14: afford to pic No. Eighteen hundred. You know took the
Speaker 14: house for me for little nothing.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what I tell you what I'll
Speaker 2: do this. I won't.
Speaker 11: I won't tell mister Jones anything but only on one condition,
Speaker 11: that's me and you being able to work this thing
Speaker 11: out behind closed doors.
Speaker 14: What you mean work it out?
Speaker 2: I may work it out?
Speaker 14: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: What do you think? I mean?
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tell me, well, maybe you know, like I'm dumb, some
Speaker 2: relations or something.
Speaker 14: Why would you want a relationship with me?
Speaker 2: Not really that relationship, but just you know, maybe kind.
Speaker 8: Of kick it kick what way?
Speaker 14: I'm dumb?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I don't know nothing about life.
Speaker 2: I think you know a whole lot about life.
Speaker 14: No dumb, But why is you messing with me?
Speaker 11: I just want to see if we can maybe get together.
Speaker 11: I'll throw all his paperwork out and I'm like, no,
Speaker 11: it's not possible. But if you make me Wednesday and
Speaker 11: I'll make.
Speaker 2: This thing go away.
Speaker 14: I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: I tell you what else. You ain't gonna believe.
Speaker 11: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Just got pranked by your sister Janis.
Speaker 2: You're no good. I got Janis on the phone. I
Speaker 2: got I got her grand baby on the phone. You
Speaker 2: just got by the whole family.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna kick you, man.
Speaker 2: Come on, baby, I'm on the air.
Speaker 5: Huh, I.
Speaker 2: Work it out.
Speaker 9: Tell me what you mean.
Speaker 2: I'm done calling. Did you hear that New Orleans and
Speaker 2: a voice?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: Jay, I heard that accent?
Speaker 3: You know, baby?
Speaker 11: I would be in Montgomery, Alabama. That would be March
Speaker 11: of thirtieth, Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center.
Speaker 11: I think it's on sale right now. How to see
Speaker 11: celebrity comedian JJ Williamson and earthquake shagging it up? Hoping
Speaker 11: by yours truly and nephew till me tickets. I'll sale right.
Speaker 9: Now, all right, nephew, thank you?
Speaker 5: Coming up next.
Speaker 9: Strawberry letter.
Speaker 10: The subject is she gave me more than I bargain for.
Speaker 10: That is the subject of the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 2: you here.
Speaker 12: It is a Strawberry Letter subject she gave me more
Speaker 12: than I bargained for. Dear Stephen Shirley, I need your
Speaker 12: help on how to resolve a big mess with one
Speaker 12: of my girlfriends. I have a nonprofit organization for homeless women,
Speaker 12: and I provide clothing and toiletries.
Speaker 9: For the ladies.
Speaker 12: I've been using part of my living room to sort donations.
Speaker 12: An old friend of mine recently lost weight and donated
Speaker 12: her old clothes to my organization. I went by her
Speaker 12: house to pick up the items, and I was happy
Speaker 12: to see that she had two big black garbage bags
Speaker 12: full of clothes. My trunk was already full, so she
Speaker 12: put the two bags on my back seat as I
Speaker 12: drove home, I noticed something flying around the car. I
Speaker 12: pulled over to see what it was, and I was
Speaker 12: grossed out when I saw it was a big brown
Speaker 12: roach on my back seat. I didn't know how it
Speaker 12: got in there, but I live in a humid city,
Speaker 12: so it could have crawled in from the outside. I
Speaker 12: went on home and put both bags in my living room,
Speaker 12: and I opened the bags to peek inside, then got
Speaker 12: distracted by the phone ringing. I went back into my
Speaker 12: living room a few minutes later to find a roach
Speaker 12: crawling on the windowsill and another roach crawling on the mirror.
Speaker 12: I was so startled and grossed out, but I managed
Speaker 12: to get a cell phone video of the bugs. I
Speaker 12: called my husband at work and he came straight home.
Speaker 12: He checked my car and found two small roaches in there.
Speaker 12: He called an exterminator to come immediately.
Speaker 3: To spray the house and my car.
Speaker 5: Quiet you, guys.
Speaker 12: I called my girlfriend and told her I threw her
Speaker 12: clothes away because they were full of roaches. I asked
Speaker 12: her to reimburse us for the exterminator, and she told
Speaker 12: me to go to hell. I sent her the roach
Speaker 12: video and she blocked my number. How can she act
Speaker 12: like this?
Speaker 9: Should we take her to court for the money?
Speaker 10: Really to court?
Speaker 12: Come on, now, I know you're mad and grossed out
Speaker 12: and everything, and I definitely will be and would.
Speaker 10: Be too because ew ew.
Speaker 1: But uh stop.
Speaker 12: Okay, she's like giving anything back, you will not be reimbursed.
Speaker 10: You sound crazy and ungrateful to her. Why because people
Speaker 10: with roaches always.
Speaker 1: Always, always act like is no big deal.
Speaker 10: They always act like that it's just a darn road.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 10: I can't, for the life of me understand this logic,
Speaker 10: but it is what it is.
Speaker 12: I think maybe they see roaches so much that maybe
Speaker 12: they become immune to them, or you know, they're just
Speaker 12: part of the furniture whatever.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 12: So you're just going to have to take an l
Speaker 12: on this one and go on with your life, okay,
Speaker 12: And nothing is going to change. You're not going to
Speaker 12: resolve this issue with her. Be glad you could afford
Speaker 12: an exterminator so you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Have to deal with as many roaches as she's dealing.
Speaker 9: With in her house.
Speaker 12: Okay, like her, that's it. Nothing, Just move on, nothing's
Speaker 12: going to happen. It's roaches in her opinion, in her mind.
Speaker 6: Steve, should we take curve to court for the money,
Speaker 6: girl stuff?
Speaker 2: Do you know how much you got to go to court?
Speaker 6: You're gonna have to take off work, You got to
Speaker 6: miss days, You got to get some lawyers. How much
Speaker 6: was the exterminator? The roaches just got there. They hadn't
Speaker 6: even had chance to set up. Your husband had the
Speaker 6: exterminator come that day. Now, let's just come to something.
Speaker 6: You went over there, you picked up the clothes, your
Speaker 6: damn self. You put him in the back seat. See
Speaker 6: that what you get. See when you go picking up bags,
Speaker 6: you need to open up and look inside. Yes, they
Speaker 6: was in there because this bag were full of roaches.
Speaker 2: You could believe this.
Speaker 6: Now, they were full love roaches. They that got out
Speaker 6: in the car, little ones too.
Speaker 2: Lot was there.
Speaker 6: They're making kids in this bank. Indeed, roaches been down
Speaker 6: in that back That ain't no bag. That's that that
Speaker 6: has like that. That's that's like a hotel. Now then
Speaker 6: there there there making little roaches, big roaches. Now you're
Speaker 6: in the car and you noticed something was flying around.
Speaker 6: You say, you live in a human city, so it
Speaker 6: could have flew from me in outside. Well, let me
Speaker 6: ask you something was the windows down? Because then sound
Speaker 6: like it.
Speaker 8: It's not.
Speaker 2: She had the air on, so you had air on.
Speaker 6: So now you already know they ain't came in through
Speaker 6: the window. I didn't know how I got in there,
Speaker 6: so you are you could have crawled in from outside.
Speaker 6: So you get home and you put both your bags
Speaker 6: down in your living room and you open the bags
Speaker 6: to peek inside.
Speaker 2: This ain't time for peak. And you got to look.
Speaker 2: When you see a roach peaking is over the roaches peaks.
Speaker 6: You got to look see stompes peak. You got to
Speaker 6: look see the stomp. You got to get these roaches
Speaker 6: before they get to them walls. If one pregnant roach
Speaker 6: get in that wall.
Speaker 2: It's a good Lord of Mighty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know where they came from, right, because when
Speaker 6: you came back and got distracted by the phone call,
Speaker 6: you came back to the bag and you found they
Speaker 6: had started coming out the bag. They was on the
Speaker 6: window and the window seal. You probably ain't see the
Speaker 6: one that got up under the console.
Speaker 10: Okay, hold that thought right there, Steve, we have you.
Speaker 12: You ain't see that once coming up at twenty three
Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, subject, she gave me more than.
Speaker 2: I bargained for.
Speaker 9: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 9: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 10: Subject She gave me more than I bargained for.
Speaker 6: This damn letter is about roaches. You know, had us
Speaker 6: all full of hope with the title. She gave me
Speaker 6: molding our bargain for house. That boy, what you're complaining for?
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 6: No, this lady got a girlfriend. She collect clothing for
Speaker 6: homeless people. Her girl told her she got two big
Speaker 6: bags over here. Now them bags been sitting there for
Speaker 6: a while. You took him to he and fit in
Speaker 6: your trunk. You put him in the back seat, put
Speaker 6: him in the back seat, and you noticed on the
Speaker 6: way home something was flying round.
Speaker 2: In the car. That was a roach.
Speaker 6: You got out, You took the bags and put them
Speaker 6: in the house. You decided to peek inside. Like I
Speaker 6: said before, when we dealing with roaches, you got that
Speaker 6: ain't no peaking when you're dealing with roaches. You got
Speaker 6: this look see stump. That's how this worked. You got
Speaker 6: to be lst You got to look see. So now
Speaker 6: you get distracted, you come back. You peek in the
Speaker 6: bag that's full of it's a garbage bag full of clothes.
Speaker 6: You notice that it was a roach had got out,
Speaker 6: was crawling on the window seal, and another roach was
Speaker 6: crawling on the mirror. They was they had been in
Speaker 6: that bag for a while, so they was heading to
Speaker 6: the light new lane. But now all roaches don't like like.
Speaker 6: So a couple of them roaches got out. That band
Speaker 6: got up under something. You got scared, called your husband.
Speaker 6: He came right home because I be down here. I
Speaker 6: have been working my whole life trying to get out
Speaker 6: of my prior conditions, and now I'm over here.
Speaker 2: What roach?
Speaker 6: Plus you panic, y'all call exterminator boom. But he went
Speaker 6: outside in the car and he found two small roaches
Speaker 6: in there. Now, let me explain something to you. Roaches
Speaker 6: can survive in the car. They can breathe in the car.
Speaker 6: Everybody then wasted a French fry down their little seat
Speaker 6: right between the console and the seat. That's huge everybody,
Speaker 6: and had a little chlwn from a doughnut. One whole
Speaker 6: french fry. Ken pretty much hold a hundred roaches. French
Speaker 6: fry can feed a hundred roaches for I don't know
Speaker 6: that for a fact, but it just steve like they
Speaker 6: can hang in there.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: So now you called your girlfriend and you told her
Speaker 6: that you threw her clothes away because they was full
Speaker 6: of roaches. Now, without doing anything, you asked this woman
Speaker 6: to reimburse y'all for the exterminator.
Speaker 2: But see you was talking to her crazy. Thats what see,
Speaker 2: you ain't put that in letter. Girl.
Speaker 6: I came up your house and you gonna gave me
Speaker 6: funck air clothing. There's roaches in my car and in
Speaker 6: my house and we had to get an exterminator. You
Speaker 6: owe us in in front of the exterminator. She'ter hung
Speaker 6: up on you. Your husband took a video of the roaches, Like,
Speaker 6: who need a video of a damn roach? Just cause
Speaker 6: it's a video of a damn roach, don't mean it's
Speaker 6: her roaches. Cause see, let me tell you about law.
Speaker 6: Once the roaches are transported, those are no longer her roaches.
Speaker 6: Them it is your roaches. These it's your roaches, Frans. Yes,
Speaker 6: that's a law. Once once roaches leave your property line,
Speaker 6: them are not your roaches anymore. They have thumbed a
Speaker 6: ride somewhere else and they are now belonged to the
Speaker 6: new owners that has the donation center for the harvest.
Speaker 6: This is all court cases that I'm like dealing with
Speaker 6: right now. So I'm just gonna tell you in the
Speaker 6: court of common sense, these are your roaches, and she
Speaker 6: cannot reimburse you for your roaches.
Speaker 2: And you crazy for writing us. Yeah, yes, this is
Speaker 2: just about roaches.
Speaker 9: We don't care, and the lady with the roaches doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you a question. Then, I want
Speaker 2: an honest answer. Anybody in here didn't grow up and
Speaker 2: didn't see no roaches at their house. Oh you see
Speaker 2: the roads man, you'll see the room. So now why
Speaker 2: she acting brand new? You know, like she don't know
Speaker 2: what a roach is? Oh my god, roach.
Speaker 12: But I will say this, Steve, having a couple of
Speaker 12: roaches every now and again is different from an infestation,
Speaker 12: like living with them.
Speaker 2: You know, it sounds like packed them.
Speaker 12: This woman, Yeah, there was an infestation. She lived with
Speaker 12: roaches on a daily basis. That's why it was no
Speaker 12: big deal to her.
Speaker 2: That continue conversations. Yeah, that's what I'm.
Speaker 5: Saying, don't care.
Speaker 10: You sound crazy to this one.
Speaker 6: I pay asking herminator whose house had been overrun with
Speaker 6: roaches and we been there all night, just putting wine
Speaker 6: bottles on top of the roaches.
Speaker 5: To kill them.
Speaker 6: Joker, that's your book, partner.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't kill roaches with pool sticks, all kind
Speaker 2: of stuff. Man, I'm not that comfortable. Listen. Wait, this
Speaker 2: letter ain't even worth him.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, you're not gonna get your money back.
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Speaker 12: All right, So Steve is here, of course with things
Speaker 12: you'll see on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 6: I've been going to church a lot of years on Easter,
Speaker 6: and it's the most fascinating time for me because you
Speaker 6: see stuff at the church that you really shouldn't see,
Speaker 6: like people in lime green.
Speaker 2: This should not be in lime green. This, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's shocking. A lot of line, A little bit of
Speaker 2: line goes a long way. Yeah, just a little bit.
Speaker 6: You got that little baby, beautiful black baby walking around
Speaker 6: with that day glow lemon yellow dress on yellow. You're
Speaker 6: gonna see colors that you did not know existence. I mean,
Speaker 6: you just what is that air polish? What is that
Speaker 6: air polish. Yeah, that's when you be going.
Speaker 11: What is that?
Speaker 2: That's a ranger tank, a rang tank. You just don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on.
Speaker 6: You gonna see little boys with nickas on because they
Speaker 6: mama thought it was cute.
Speaker 2: And little boy can't go round the rest of them
Speaker 2: boys them pants. What is your pilgrim? Here's something else.
Speaker 2: She's gonna see.
Speaker 6: Way way too many barretts in this baby's It's just
Speaker 6: way too many damn barrets in this baby head.
Speaker 2: Baby walk around just clacking her head heavy. She cried.
Speaker 6: Here's something you're gonna see in somebody's house that's just
Speaker 6: too much damn pineapple on that head, all this.
Speaker 2: Damn pine What the hell, man, you can't see the
Speaker 2: hell trying.
Speaker 6: To disguise this dry ass hair. You gonna see an
Speaker 6: Easter bunny in street shoes because you know in the
Speaker 6: hook you don't have the money for the feet, you
Speaker 6: don't have the bunny entire.
Speaker 2: You just up in here with some black Tom McCann's street.
Speaker 6: He got some floatshs on ballance, no floashing, no, no,
Speaker 6: no street.
Speaker 2: Shoes, baby, he floasher.
Speaker 6: You're gonna see a fat man with a too small
Speaker 6: jacket on and a little man with a too big.
Speaker 3: I always see that.
Speaker 10: Coming up. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 10: after this.
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Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time now for comedy roulette.
Speaker 10: Jay, please quickly explain.
Speaker 7: It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning the wheel
Speaker 7: where the wheel stopped.
Speaker 2: We can make it funny because we're comedians.
Speaker 10: Okay, this is true, all right.
Speaker 12: Today's categories are lies people you know, people are going
Speaker 12: to be telling lies and lies. People tell about why
Speaker 12: they can't pay you back your money. Lies, You tell
Speaker 12: about something you know you saw, and then oh, this
Speaker 12: is interesting. A nice way to tell a Christian off.
Speaker 12: A nice way to tell Christian off.
Speaker 7: All right, yeah, all.
Speaker 5: Right, let's spend.
Speaker 10: A nice way to tell a Christian off.
Speaker 3: Let's go, fellas, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: I always found that.
Speaker 23: I always found that, when in an argument with the Christian,
Speaker 23: go biblical only behind, yes, straight, biblical, and hit them
Speaker 23: with this judge you not lest you be judged, and
Speaker 23: then just walk away and.
Speaker 3: Then you.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein, but
Speaker 13: I like to apply the stories directly to them when
Speaker 13: I'm arguing with Christians, like, I know he died for
Speaker 13: your sins.
Speaker 2: But you're about to go tell it thank you.
Speaker 8: What.
Speaker 13: I know, he died for your sins, but you're about
Speaker 13: to go tell him thank.
Speaker 2: You about this right here? You know, I don't believe
Speaker 2: Jesus would have did that.
Speaker 10: A nice way to tell a Christian off.
Speaker 23: Yeah, yeah, and we go comedy roulette. Nice way to
Speaker 23: tell a Christian up. You know, I don't think Jesus
Speaker 23: ever had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never
Speaker 23: had a fight, but I have.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, this is what I do. You know, the
Speaker 2: ones that think they better than everybody else. It's like
Speaker 2: I never saw you.
Speaker 1: Walk on water.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
Speaker 9: So nice way to tell a Christian off.
Speaker 5: Come on, Steve.
Speaker 6: You know, I know Daniel got out the lines then,
Speaker 6: but this is my house, like this just went there.
Speaker 9: A nice way to tell a Christian off, Jay, A.
Speaker 7: Nice way to tell a Christian of You know, Easter
Speaker 7: is coming up. I hope you get to wear that suit.
Speaker 7: You gotta lay away, Okay, keep on.
Speaker 1: Keep one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: You can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.
Speaker 13: I always like the one that hurts like you know,
Speaker 13: they be talking messy. Say, you know, have you ever
Speaker 13: heard the story of Stoning or Stephen? Because I'm about
Speaker 13: to do going there.
Speaker 5: A nice way.
Speaker 2: Junior off into the deep form.
Speaker 1: Of yes, you got to know that, you know that,
Speaker 1: you know that, you know it's a nice way to
Speaker 1: tell them.
Speaker 2: Now you know you aren't just supposed to read the scriptures.
Speaker 9: It's a lot of judgments going on.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: The nice way to tell the question of you know,
Speaker 1: Hella's in the Bible, won't you go there?
Speaker 9: Look, Wow, this is nice way.
Speaker 13: I'm not saying your daughters, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: But she got a Jezebel spirit.
Speaker 5: Earlier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing.
Speaker 6: Okay, A nice way to have, a nice way to
Speaker 6: tell a Christian all well, you know, Kirk frankly said
Speaker 6: it best.
Speaker 2: A good one.
Speaker 10: And that Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette.
Speaker 3: We'll have more of.
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Speaker 10: All right, Steve, he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown.
Speaker 7: To you for the Brown Come on Jay, and keeping
Speaker 7: with the vein of Easter, why not do it Easter song?
Speaker 7: That's gonna say it all because it's the day we
Speaker 7: go crazy with what we have to with. Hit it
Speaker 7: alright sometimes.
Speaker 19: So wait today see me in this shoot that at
Speaker 19: the bottom.
Speaker 20: So the sooner you ready you go kill Them's a Sunday.
Speaker 2: I believe those suits.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 2: The colors.
Speaker 7: Yellow glad and flat can greens, caryo.
Speaker 3: One get wait till long.
Speaker 20: Wait you know your wrong? Where you pet that plan too?
Speaker 20: From you got on arms stay you soon that gland.
Speaker 3: Why Lena has that rage given that you must be.
Speaker 7: Glading that man, I didn't know long ahead of stole which.
Speaker 2: Those peture just told me rip.
Speaker 3: So why La has that raised the ladies? You must
Speaker 3: be glad man had a So that's today.
Speaker 21: That's the suit.
Speaker 3: And you know.
Speaker 1: I laid that out the night before, just gonna hurt
Speaker 1: him on it.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 6: I remember one year, man, I got me a white suit.
Speaker 6: My mama told me, boy, I don't want you to
Speaker 6: get no white suit. I had paper getting it. I'm
Speaker 6: getting a white suit, white suit. I only had one
Speaker 6: pair of shoes. They was black, so I wanted a
Speaker 6: black shirt. Couldn't find the black shirt. Bought a white
Speaker 6: shirt and a box of rick dye and dyed it.
Speaker 6: I died this shirt in church, got hot, the die
Speaker 6: bleeding out the shirt into the suit.
Speaker 10: What your mother told you.
Speaker 6: I'm sitta been here man with this cheap ass shirt.
Speaker 6: It's sweating. It's leaking to die, is leaking on to the.
Speaker 16: Man.
Speaker 2: I was so hurt.
Speaker 6: Now my sud got these gray blotches on it. Man,
Speaker 6: And you know this is wave folk camelufly. I could
Speaker 6: not play at all.
Speaker 7: It's all going down Easter.
Speaker 10: All right, Steve coming up closing remarks right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show, last break of the day. We've got a
Speaker 12: great morning today, Yes, yes we did. We have fun today.
Speaker 6: Steve.
Speaker 10: It's time for you now to take us home with
Speaker 10: your closing remarks. What you got for us today, Steve.
Speaker 6: Today, I want to talk to you about someone I
Speaker 6: was talking with care about it and he sent me
Speaker 6: something and I thought this would.
Speaker 2: Be good because this is more of a spiritual piece
Speaker 2: of motivation for you.
Speaker 6: Because I'm talking to people right now who believe that
Speaker 6: there is a God. I'm talking to people who believe
Speaker 6: in God. If you're an atheist and all that, I
Speaker 6: ain't talking to you no matter. You can just turn
Speaker 6: off right now because I'm pretty sure you won't get this.
Speaker 6: But if you're a person who knows God but you
Speaker 6: ain't really that close to it, or you know him
Speaker 6: and you believe in him, but you know, I mean, look,
Speaker 6: just maybe you ain't been down to church in a while,
Speaker 6: maybe you ain't been around no spiritual people.
Speaker 2: In a while. This is who I'm talking to. I'm
Speaker 2: talking to myself today.
Speaker 6: I'm talking to myself about a subject that I need
Speaker 6: to remind myself of all the time, and I want
Speaker 6: to remind you of this too.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 6: Don't allow God's promises to fall on death ears because
Speaker 6: he talking to you.
Speaker 2: See this is a real one, y'all.
Speaker 6: Don't allow God's promises to fall on deaf ears because
Speaker 6: he talking to you. See, all of God's promises are
Speaker 6: for each and every one of us. He's talking to us.
Speaker 6: Don't get food and faked out here in life. That
Speaker 6: God doesn't forgot about you, That God don't recognize your voice,
Speaker 6: that God don't see what you're going through. That God
Speaker 6: ain't got no feelings for you, that's a trick of
Speaker 6: the devil. God loves you, man, He created you. God
Speaker 6: has a space for you in his heart, but you
Speaker 6: got to call on it. You know how many times
Speaker 6: he even showed up on your behalf without you calling.
Speaker 6: Imagine what would happen if you had a relationship with him,
Speaker 6: because all of you know that no matter how bad
Speaker 6: your life is being, don't you know it could have
Speaker 6: been worse. I talked to inmates all the time to say, man,
Speaker 6: I'm just so grateful that I'm sitting here because I
Speaker 6: could have been dead. I know people in prison who
Speaker 6: have said to me, man, if I hadn't come to prison,
Speaker 6: I would be dead. I know people man who just
Speaker 6: barely escaped going to prison. If it wasn't for just
Speaker 6: something that happened, I would have been locked up today.
Speaker 2: Don't you know? That was him? Who else was it?
Speaker 6: You think somebody put a call in and saved you?
Speaker 6: Who put a call in to stop you from getting
Speaker 6: in that car? Little Steve Harvey when you were sitting
Speaker 6: on them steps broke and your boys came by to
Speaker 6: do this robbery and told you all you had to
Speaker 6: do was drive. All I had to do was go
Speaker 6: get in the car, and they was gonna give me
Speaker 6: fifteen hundred. That's all I had to do. I went
Speaker 6: in there to get my coat. My partners met me
Speaker 6: on the porch and say, hey, man, this ain't what
Speaker 6: you do. You're gonna be somebody hard. I don't know
Speaker 6: what you're gonna be, but you different from us. Let
Speaker 6: us go on down there. If I get something, I'd
Speaker 6: give you a little something on the man, but don't
Speaker 6: get in this car with us, because this ain't what
Speaker 6: you do.
Speaker 2: You know who that was? That was God? Saving me.
Speaker 6: That was God administering some grace to me. That was
Speaker 6: God man who spared me. Two of them dudes that
Speaker 6: went down there, they still in prison. I'm on the radio.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you, go back, take inventory of
Speaker 6: your life. You can find somewhere that God has done
Speaker 6: something for you without you asking. Now suppose you had
Speaker 6: a relationship with you. So what I'm finna tell you
Speaker 6: real quickly is don't allow God's promises to fall on death.
Speaker 6: Is because he talking to you. When God promised to
Speaker 6: come to give you life and give you life more abundantly,
Speaker 6: he talking about you. That's a promise that he is.
Speaker 6: He talking about you. When he says that you that
Speaker 6: you have not caused you ask not He was talking
Speaker 6: to everybody. Most people don't have what they want in
Speaker 6: life because they ain't never asked God for it. It's
Speaker 6: one of the most important scriptures out there. You have
Speaker 6: not cause your ask not. Why don't you asking? You
Speaker 6: keep trying to figure your life out. Whon't you ask him?
Speaker 6: Trying to figure out the next move? Why don't you
Speaker 6: ask him? You want a better car, better home, better job,
Speaker 6: better family?
Speaker 2: Have you asked him for it?
Speaker 6: When he said he would lead you beside the steal waters.
Speaker 6: He was talking about you. Jesus promises he keep making
Speaker 6: to us. Don't let him fall on death. Is because
Speaker 6: he talking to you. He said he'd be there for
Speaker 6: you in times of trouble. Who you think he was
Speaker 6: talking to He was talking to you. In his word,
Speaker 6: he said he would never forsake you.
Speaker 9: Who you talking?
Speaker 2: Who you think he talked? He was talking to you.
Speaker 2: That means he'll never leave you. He'll never leave you.
Speaker 6: Man, But we leave him all the time. Didn wonder
Speaker 6: where he at. We left him back over there. He
Speaker 6: said in his word that he's a healer. He talking
Speaker 6: about you. Don't let these promises fall on death. Is
Speaker 6: because he talking to you. He promised that he would
Speaker 6: make a way out of no way.
Speaker 2: He talking to you.
Speaker 6: How this little boy on this radio with this stuttering problem,
Speaker 6: the one that flunked out of school, the one that's
Speaker 6: on his third marriage, the one that lost everything he
Speaker 6: ever owned twice, the one that lived in the car
Speaker 6: for three years. How he on the radio the day
Speaker 6: and all over the TV. Because God will make a
Speaker 6: way out of no way. That's a promise he made.
Speaker 6: Don't let it fall on death is because he talking
Speaker 6: to you that he would give you the desires of
Speaker 6: your heart.
Speaker 2: He talking to you. He wasn't just talking to me,
Speaker 2: that he would never leave you.
Speaker 6: He talking to you Jesus promises he made that he
Speaker 6: would protect you from your enemies. That's Isaiah fifteen four seventeen.
Speaker 6: Who you think he was talking to? He talking to you, y'all,
Speaker 6: have yourself a good weekend. He talking to you. Don't
Speaker 6: let these promises fall empty. Y'all have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Hello man.
Speaker 17: Okay.
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