Speaker 1: All right, everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which
Speaker 1: means it's time for the kids to give their Easter speeches.
Speaker 1: Here's some examples, yeah for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
Speaker 1: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. H
Speaker 1: Little Tommy over there, and look at him over there, Hi,
Speaker 1: little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be by.
Speaker 2: Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more than
Speaker 2: just bunnies. Okay, Easter is more than just bunnies and candy.
Speaker 2: Uh uh I got boo boo.
Speaker 1: Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, Now it's time for
Speaker 1: Little Junior.
Speaker 3: Little Junior, he is not here. He has risen just
Speaker 3: as he said.
Speaker 4: Hey, bah, hey, Daddy, Bobby, there's my other brother and
Speaker 4: sister that Daddy tell me not to tell you about.
Speaker 4: Hey out.
Speaker 1: A lot going on besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay,
Speaker 1: we need to have a speech by it. Little Tommy. Now,
Speaker 1: come on up, Little Tommy.
Speaker 5: Here come Peter cat in tail hopping down the bunny trail.
Speaker 6: Hey there, got mister Johnson. Mister Johnson come.
Speaker 1: Over the house.
Speaker 6: Every day after Daddy go to work. Hey, mister Johnson, mister.
Speaker 1: Johnson, Oh god, okay, every everyone calms down. Now it's
Speaker 1: time for little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve.
Speaker 7: Jeez, they're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy,
Speaker 7: that's your boss, the one you call the big fast,
Speaker 7: stupid bastard.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, quiet everyone, let's get back to little
Speaker 1: j Come on, come on, little j your turn.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, he died, but on the he died.
Speaker 2: He died, but he died, but on the seventh day
Speaker 2: he rode. Hey, that's the guy to give that into
Speaker 2: little packs of sugar.
Speaker 8: Okay, Daddy put in his podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with
Speaker 1: our Easter program. It's time once again for little Junior,
Speaker 1: Little Jor.
Speaker 3: He gave his life for us that we could be.
Speaker 4: Hey, that's the lady that comes out of the building
Speaker 4: that has dances on it, and Daddy always give her
Speaker 4: buddy and says, this is funny.
Speaker 1: Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech
Speaker 1: ready down.
Speaker 5: Your call ears, clean clean nose, tiny tail, Hey mommy.
Speaker 6: And that that's the lady that's got a little boy
Speaker 6: that looks.
Speaker 5: Just like me and daddy.
Speaker 1: Now now, now, hey, well ended right here with with
Speaker 1: little Stevie.
Speaker 7: Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with differente
Speaker 7: because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, Dad,
Speaker 7: they gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay down,
Speaker 7: stay at to play video games.
Speaker 8: Hey met the carter, thanks studing money. They run out
Speaker 8: here for another five next Friday. Okay, Daddy, you don't know, Hugh,
Speaker 8: that's met the card and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why
Speaker 8: are you choking at the card?
Speaker 6: Happy Easter.
Speaker 1: That concludes our Eastern program for ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5: Thank you everyone.
Speaker 1: Come on boys, my mama sing it all right up
Speaker 1: next guys, Tommy springk phone call.
Speaker 4: Right after this.
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