Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to convince ESPN to
Speaker 1: take his new idea for a sport and run with it.
Speaker 1: He calls it FCF full Contact Fishing.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: No, it's if a guy in the boat next to
Speaker 1: you hooks a bigger trout, you jump off the top
Speaker 1: deck of your boat.
Speaker 2: Onto him and take that bad boy for yourself.
Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we've got a lasers like that, Sam and Slammers just don't.
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of North Carolina. Thirty
Speaker 1: seven year old man named Christopher Miglino is being hailed
Speaker 1: as a hero.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. That's a good way to start. At
Speaker 2: least he was.
Speaker 1: According to the police report, he was walking around his
Speaker 1: neighborhood and saw a house on fire, so he yelled
Speaker 1: for somebody to call the fire department. Meanwhile, he whipped
Speaker 1: out a guard and hose and tried battling it himself.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Him very brave.
Speaker 1: And when the actual firefighters showed up, they repeatedly asked
Speaker 1: Christopher to leave, but he wouldn't. Instead, he kept yelling
Speaker 1: we're in this together.
Speaker 2: From the department a few times. He's having his moment.
Speaker 1: Wasn't just that, but he was also wearing some kind
Speaker 1: of New York City Fire Department gear and was barking
Speaker 1: orders to the other guys on how to keep the
Speaker 1: blaze down. So after he refused to leave the scene
Speaker 1: of a fire four separate times, Christopher was eventually arrested.
Speaker 1: Get wing to this guy goes to an NFL game
Speaker 1: and just tries to play football.
Speaker 2: Because he did it once. He was taken to jail
Speaker 2: and hit with three separate charges.
Speaker 1: As for the fire, it looks like they were able
Speaker 1: to stop it in time where it only did minimal damage.
Speaker 2: And that's why I say he's a little bit of
Speaker 2: a hero. Yeah, he was still there.
Speaker 1: This next lazer's always out of Colville, Washington. If you're
Speaker 1: an unusually hairy man, maybe steer clear of northeast Washington
Speaker 1: next month, or at least keep your shirt on. I
Speaker 1: say that because the Sheriff's office in Calville posted a
Speaker 1: funny update on Facebook after a guy called in to
Speaker 1: ask if he's allowed to hunt sasquatchy man.
Speaker 2: Wait, was that the real call or was it not.
Speaker 2: I actually, I honestly asked you that wasn't this particular?
Speaker 2: It sounded legit to me.
Speaker 1: But he said he's going to be coming in from
Speaker 1: out of town and he wanted to know if bigfoot
Speaker 1: hunting is legal there, and if so, does he need
Speaker 1: a special license.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. Bigfoot doesn't exist. No, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a rule you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't shoot harry men, harry people that are walking
Speaker 1: on their highlids. They told them it was really more
Speaker 1: of a question for the Fish and Wildlife office.
Speaker 2: Okaye, but working.
Speaker 1: The front desk, but he said he already had called them,
Speaker 1: and they told him to ask the cops about it.
Speaker 1: Tell the guy know whoever took the call passed it
Speaker 1: all the way up the chain of command. He told
Speaker 1: them he wanted to clarify that he was only interested
Speaker 1: in bagging a male sasquatch.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you don't want to get like a dough.
Speaker 1: He of course would not hunt it. He would not
Speaker 1: shoot a female. This is a gentleman. That would be
Speaker 1: in humane. Also, the man said he understands there might
Speaker 1: not be many.
Speaker 2: Left in that area.
Speaker 1: In that area because he heard that the deputies frequently
Speaker 1: hit them with their patrol cars at night.
Speaker 2: Did he finally get someone to confirm that for him?
Speaker 2: No confirmation.
Speaker 1: The chief of police wanted to pass along that in
Speaker 1: case anybody else is considering traveling to the area to
Speaker 1: hunt Bigfoot. This next laser stories out of weather World.
Speaker 1: There's now a way to guarantee no rain on your
Speaker 1: vacations really, or at least get a refund if the
Speaker 1: weather does suck.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought we were going to only be able
Speaker 2: to travel to the desert or something.
Speaker 1: Because there's a new app called weather Promise, which guarantees
Speaker 1: up to ten thousand dollars if it rains on your
Speaker 1: world travels. What I need this so it rains everywhere
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: How does it work?
Speaker 1: Weather Promise has you put in your travel destination okay,
Speaker 1: when you're gonna be there, and how much the trip
Speaker 1: is going to cost okay, and then they'll use their
Speaker 1: artificial intelligence software to tell you how much they think
Speaker 1: it's going to rain, and if they get it wrong, they.
Speaker 2: Will cover the cost of your entire trip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why are they just volunteering themselves for that?
Speaker 1: It's amazing that sure that the AI can get it right.
Speaker 2: That simple.
Speaker 1: The users will receive an apology along with instructions to
Speaker 1: click a link and confirm payment details so that the
Speaker 1: full cost of your vacation is refunded immediately.
Speaker 2: However, there is a catch.
Speaker 1: Weird go Jeff do You have to pay for weather
Speaker 1: insurance and prices.
Speaker 2: On that may vary depending on where you're going in
Speaker 2: for how.
Speaker 1: Long, So you have to pay them in order to
Speaker 1: get any money from them bingo okay, Like, for example,
Speaker 1: a five thousand dollars trip to Honolulu for two weeks,
Speaker 1: the weather insurance on that would run you two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: WHOA what pricey? It is pricey?
Speaker 1: But if it rains, Honestly, if you're just betting right,
Speaker 1: if they're wrong, you're gonna get your trip for free. Yo.
Speaker 2: And in Hawaii it will rain for like five minutes
Speaker 2: and then stopped.
Speaker 1: But it's like if it rains more than their prediction, yes,
Speaker 1: that's why you have to You have to like beat
Speaker 1: a dai at you're like literally doing raine. Yes, and
Speaker 1: what if they're right about the weather, well, then you
Speaker 1: lose the two hundred and fifty dollars that you paid
Speaker 1: them for the insurance. So is it worth the gamble.
Speaker 1: Oh kind of sounds like, well, just remember the house
Speaker 1: always wins. So there's a reason they started this company. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was to lose money.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, Jeff, Yeah, we'll try this next Laser
Speaker 2: stories had a food.
Speaker 1: News, Would cute fruit be more enticing to you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Already, cute climb are amazing? If so.
Speaker 1: New adorably tiny single serving pineapples just made their debut.
Speaker 2: My house, sir, are going to be looking at the
Speaker 2: picture here. The size of an apple, it's like a grape.
Speaker 1: It looks like it could fit into just a regular
Speaker 1: sized cereal bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but once.
Speaker 1: You take the skin off, this in core it like it's.
Speaker 2: About the look before you cut it. Hey, sorry, it's
Speaker 2: more aesthetic for the house.
Speaker 1: The smaller pineapples are about the size of their fist
Speaker 1: and small. The company del Monte is behind it, calling
Speaker 1: the small pineapples precious honey glows, and they only weigh
Speaker 1: a pound.
Speaker 2: Or two pineacuties. I want to call them tineapples. Oh
Speaker 2: I like that too. They're supposed to be a little
Speaker 2: bit sweeter.
Speaker 1: So if your issue with pineapples is they're not sweet enough,
Speaker 1: issue sweet acid, Well, problem literally what it is that
Speaker 1: was Also, they're small enough for a couple of people
Speaker 1: to eat in one sitting, or if you're a fan,
Speaker 1: you could polish one off all by yourself. So why
Speaker 1: are they doing this? Yeah, they say it's to reduce
Speaker 1: food waste and also because more of us live alone
Speaker 1: now American households.
Speaker 2: Are occupied by a single person.
Speaker 1: So for now, at least you probably won't see them
Speaker 1: in your local grocery store. They're only available online and
Speaker 1: you can find the link for it up on our
Speaker 1: instance stories at Brook and Jeffrey pineapples online for the
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg character in front of me.
Speaker 2: It's real fruit. It's gonna rot. It'll be our little
Speaker 2: show mascot. Yeah, sorry, pineapples. You always want to put
Speaker 2: pineapples on the doors around here. And I know.
Speaker 1: I like that story because it debunks the theory that
Speaker 1: bigger is always better.
Speaker 2: The new saying is smaller is the new baller. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's going to pick up. And that's what this guy
Speaker 2: is saying. And he's a crawler. And that's how these
Speaker 2: stories we'll come to an end of the day. We'll
Speaker 2: do it again the same time on Wednesday. Brooke and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning,