Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go around the room with you
Speaker 1: three guys. Okay, what's the biggest light you ever told?
Speaker 1: Tommy started off my son, my oldest son.
Speaker 2: When he was younger, he wanted to go to PG
Speaker 2: thirteen movies. I always knew it was gonna be something
Speaker 2: that he didn't need to see. He didn't know, but
Speaker 2: I would tell him, Hey, do you know what PG
Speaker 2: thirteen means?
Speaker 3: He's like no.
Speaker 2: I say that means only thirteen people can go in
Speaker 2: the movie. So when we would get there, I say
Speaker 2: it's already twelve people in there.
Speaker 3: We can't go in there.
Speaker 2: It's too late. And he would be like, wow, we
Speaker 2: don't never get here in time enough to see any
Speaker 2: PG thirteen movies.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to go see a G movie. We're
Speaker 3: gonna go see a GM.
Speaker 2: We'd be all up in line, king, we not going
Speaker 2: to see PG. Your mama ain't gonna be mad at man,
Speaker 2: PG thirteen.
Speaker 1: All right, come on with you yet, what's the biggest
Speaker 1: lie you ever?
Speaker 4: I need to make sure that my mama ain't listening.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I was at football sixteen years old, and my mama
Speaker 4: let me take her truck to practice, and you know,
Speaker 4: after practice, my boy get in the truck, we driving back.
Speaker 4: I took my Mama brand new blazer. And you know,
Speaker 4: after practice, my boy get in the truck, were driving back.
Speaker 4: I took my Mama brand new blazer and backed it
Speaker 4: and got it stuck on the side and then it
Speaker 4: the whole left side on the school bus.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 3: My boy said, man, I can't let you go back
Speaker 3: home with the truth.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, you got to say that bus back then
Speaker 4: into you. Okay, boy, he said, you can't walk in
Speaker 4: Mama brand. He got this tag still on it. It
Speaker 4: ain't no license plate. Man, I walked in the Mama
Speaker 4: said what happened to that truck? And my boy just
Speaker 4: went and talking. We was just butting up our seat
Speaker 4: best and they you know, a school bus hit us.
Speaker 3: Boy.
Speaker 4: My mama bought that for about two months. Huh about
Speaker 4: two months, she said.
Speaker 3: She said, why you ain't getting no case?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: I got to ask.
Speaker 2: I received that sixty.
Speaker 3: I was fast after that, really fast, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Steve, you you started telling us about this woman.
Speaker 5: I met this girl and in college, Lord, she was
Speaker 5: fine creole girl. My brother told me how to get her,
Speaker 5: and he gave me some money to take out, so
Speaker 5: I told her to pick a restaurant. She picked a
Speaker 5: creole restaurant. Now I'm seventeen, I ain't had no creole food,
Speaker 5: So I'm in. I go in there.
Speaker 3: She done ordered all this spicy stuff. If to fay
Speaker 3: all this but.
Speaker 5: Spicy though, Yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff. Man, I ain't
Speaker 5: never been in my system before. So I'm taking her
Speaker 5: home and my stomach is turning it. So we get
Speaker 5: at the front of the house. I'm gonna walk up
Speaker 5: to the door. She said, come on in for a
Speaker 5: little while. My mama and them gone.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Now, my mama had told me, when your stomach just
Speaker 3: tore up, try to go home.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, don't put that.
Speaker 3: In nobody else house. Great, yes, but she was so fine.
Speaker 5: I just said, well, man, let me go on in
Speaker 5: here for a little while, because I what kind of
Speaker 5: man would I be?
Speaker 3: Fine?
Speaker 5: Chick invite you in, and mama and daddy ain't there.
Speaker 5: Let me at least go on in here.
Speaker 3: Something but your stomach.
Speaker 5: I mean, really, Sureley, this a girl el Man would
Speaker 5: have went in there. I'm sitting there on the country
Speaker 5: watching TV. My stomach is turning. I can hear, so
Speaker 5: I said, can I go to the bathroom, she said,
Speaker 5: second door on the left. I go in there, and
Speaker 5: Lord have mercy, the walls of gibalto.
Speaker 3: Walls of.
Speaker 5: I'd have grabbed the tie rack in front of me
Speaker 5: to just try to hang on. I'm twisting the guest
Speaker 5: tile in my head like I'm ringing it out.
Speaker 3: I didn't knock the toilet tissue.
Speaker 5: Holder off the wall screws out everything I done, kicked
Speaker 5: over the trash.
Speaker 3: Can you can hear this right? I don't hear. Wasn't
Speaker 3: feeling what I was feeling.
Speaker 5: But I'm using the bathroom so much that was alarming
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 3: You I've actually put more in.
Speaker 5: There than I've ever put in there in my life
Speaker 5: prior to I didn't know.
Speaker 3: You don't stop.
Speaker 5: My story shirt. This is for junior time. So I'm
Speaker 5: filling the bowl of so finally I'm done, to my relief,
Speaker 5: but I'm sweating though I'm talking about I'm in there.
Speaker 3: My shirt wide. I had button my whole shirt. It's
Speaker 3: wide over. I had hung my pants.
Speaker 5: Up on the back of the dunk because I use
Speaker 5: the bathroom like my daddy always hang my pants and draws.
Speaker 3: Up on the back of the shirt. Because yeah, you don't.
Speaker 5: Ever use the bathroom. But I got my shirt on,
Speaker 5: but I didn't open it up because it's hot. I
Speaker 5: got just just water coming down out the front. So
Speaker 5: I stand up and I flushed the toilet. Now I'm
Speaker 5: putting my clothes on. But you know how you're waiting
Speaker 5: to hear that sound that all I hear is to
Speaker 5: swirl it And I turn around and just rising.
Speaker 3: Rising. I'm asking God not.
Speaker 5: To do this to me today. I'm asking God not today, Lord,
Speaker 5: not in him.
Speaker 3: Part three. This ain't the.
Speaker 2: Time for this.
Speaker 3: R stop this swirl from rising. The email God.
Speaker 1: Ain't, Oh God, Steve, we have to go to Miss
Speaker 1: ANNs though I.
Speaker 5: Will, but Jesus will stop this swirl. But it's steady
Speaker 5: coming good. Part two Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 3: Here we are, Steve, I'm bad, Just catch up. I'm
Speaker 3: over this fring girl house stomach toe up.
Speaker 5: Then eight grill old Food seventeen should have went home
Speaker 5: and used the bathroom set in a house be cause
Speaker 5: she's fine. Now I'm in here using the bathroom and
Speaker 5: all hailed and broke loose again.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm in here, Neked.
Speaker 5: Sitting on the corner was just my shirt on because
Speaker 5: I like to shit wine. I like to be open
Speaker 5: and free, and I need it because I had to
Speaker 5: brace myself a couple of times.
Speaker 3: But she never came in there to not do not
Speaker 3: check she's coming, that's coming in the store. So I
Speaker 3: get up.
Speaker 5: I finally get through, but I've noticed that I'm putting
Speaker 5: more in the bowls than ever before, so I'm a
Speaker 5: little bit concerned with them sheer volume. So I flushed
Speaker 5: the toilet as I'm putting my pasts back up on me,
Speaker 5: and I'm waiting to hear that.
Speaker 3: But I don't hear it. And I look back and
Speaker 3: his rise. It's just going in a slow circle. So
Speaker 3: I go in.
Speaker 5: I go to my heavenly father, he and father god boy,
Speaker 5: Now long stop this rise in time. Wow, somehow, don't
Speaker 5: let this swirl get up by the top. But he
Speaker 5: didn't hear me that day. I guess it wasn't lesson.
Speaker 5: The next thing, I know, it's at the very top
Speaker 5: of the toilet, Oh my god, and it's about to
Speaker 5: flow over.
Speaker 3: So now I don't know what to do. So I
Speaker 3: look down and it's a trash can.
Speaker 5: So I dipped the trash can down in it, and
Speaker 5: I got a trash can full of it here, So
Speaker 5: I pulled a shower curtain bag and throw it in
Speaker 5: the bathtub.
Speaker 3: But here comes some more.
Speaker 5: So I had to take another trash can full of
Speaker 5: it and throw another trash can in the bath tub,
Speaker 5: and here comes some damn moat.
Speaker 3: So now I realized they call it is.
Speaker 5: Broken backed up, and it started going back down. I say,
Speaker 5: I gotta get some water and put it in here.
Speaker 5: So I started running water in the trash can to
Speaker 5: pour it down there and make the water go clean.
Speaker 3: So I finally did that, and I said, thank you Lord.
Speaker 5: And I looked over and the damn bathtub is tripe.
Speaker 3: Shower curt this trip I look, come, it's on the wall. Wait, wait,
Speaker 3: it's on the wall four part four.
Speaker 5: Hold this is this is all Kelly's in the closet.
Speaker 3: This is Steve Hogs in the bathroom. Trapped parts, folks,
Speaker 3: coming up right over there.
Speaker 5: Trap in the bathroom part Folk, it's on the walls,
Speaker 5: the shower curtain and the bathtub shot.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 5: Indeed, trapped in the bathroom A lah are Kelly in
Speaker 5: the clothes?
Speaker 3: Part? Folk?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do thene veiled out three buckets, trapped hands,
Speaker 5: a pure mess.
Speaker 3: Then throw it in the shower.
Speaker 5: So what I get all of the water back in
Speaker 5: the tarlet where I got it.
Speaker 3: Something in the water clean, I said, okay, cool. I
Speaker 3: look over.
Speaker 5: The damn bathtub is striking.
Speaker 3: So now I cut these people shower on and I'm
Speaker 3: washing down.
Speaker 5: The walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl
Speaker 5: comes up to the dose. Because I've been in here
Speaker 5: now about forty five minutes, a long time, so she said,
Speaker 5: you're okay now everything she said it sounded like something
Speaker 5: wrong in that.
Speaker 3: Waiting to do to get away from the.
Speaker 5: I said, well, okay, my house, so I'm in there.
Speaker 5: It's this too late. But I noticed they got a
Speaker 5: candle in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh I light it.
Speaker 5: I light the candlestarts striking matches and running tap water
Speaker 5: for my mama always told me, strike some matches and
Speaker 5: run some tapwater. It'll help you get rid of older
Speaker 5: something that. But now I'm washing down shallow curtains, walls,
Speaker 5: the bath tub is getting up stuff off the floor.
Speaker 3: I'm just in here now. Now you probably saying, t
Speaker 3: what is you washing it down with?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Whatn't no? Paper towels in there.
Speaker 5: But that tie rack that I had grabbed when I
Speaker 5: first sat down and was twisting it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they guessed.
Speaker 1: Tiles, the lace and the forward.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah that what I washed it down with
Speaker 3: my good towel. That is tie is brown because I
Speaker 3: can't miss it all out.
Speaker 4: The color was when it started, they was pink.
Speaker 3: Now the towers is running. I have washed all the
Speaker 3: walls down.
Speaker 5: Everything I'm in that sweating has been on the construction site.
Speaker 5: You I've been in there total about damn near hour.
Speaker 5: So I put them fastened, my clothes. I look in
Speaker 5: the bathrooms, I got everything up, but I got this
Speaker 5: big nasty ass tie and I don't know what to
Speaker 5: do with it. So I take it, put it in
Speaker 5: the waste paper can that I've been bailing with, and
Speaker 5: struck all that under the seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I figured this ain't finna be good.
Speaker 5: No how, but at least when they come in here,
Speaker 5: it's gonna take a moment, because I know when you
Speaker 5: go in there, you're gonna have to say what the
Speaker 5: h Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain was
Speaker 5: and none of that, And now I got I look,
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I got everything off, so I walked
Speaker 5: down the hallway.
Speaker 3: She's sitting on the couch with an attitude folded.
Speaker 5: She look at me and she said, why you been
Speaker 5: in there so long? Said, I had a little accident.
Speaker 5: Then she said, oh my god, at you.
Speaker 3: What was it? I didn't realize when I was.
Speaker 5: Barely all that nest into the shower, it was splashing
Speaker 5: on my pants below my knee. I ain't had time
Speaker 5: to look at this because I'm busy cleaning up the
Speaker 5: damn house.
Speaker 3: I look down, It's just.
Speaker 5: Specks, splash marks from my knee down. My pants was trifed.
Speaker 5: I looked at her. She looked at me and she said,
Speaker 5: oh my god, look at you. What have you been doing.
Speaker 5: I looked at her, said you ain't got to talk
Speaker 5: to me like.
Speaker 3: That, and walked up the front doat and snamed dev
Speaker 3: When the man got in my car.
Speaker 5: Had to ride home with all my windows down because
Speaker 5: I speak, I smelled lock a stump sitting in that car.
Speaker 5: And that girl saw me on the campus next day
Speaker 5: and all her girlfriend was looking at me like I
Speaker 5: had never met her. And that was my save.
Speaker 3: Harvey, Wow, trapped, trapped. I love that clause and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put some music to that, all right.
Speaker 1: All right, neph you tell me coming up next with
Speaker 1: the prank phone call. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.