Speaker 1: Listen. My doctor told me I had this twitch on
Speaker 1: my hand between my thumb and my pointer finger. That
Speaker 1: muscle it just started spasm. Has ever happened to you
Speaker 1: like a muscle spasm? Just flickering like a light. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what he told me. He said, too much caffeine.
Speaker 1: He said, have you been drinking a lot of caffeine?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been drinking tons of caffeine. And he said,
Speaker 1: that's why your muscles twitching.
Speaker 3: Yep, that happened to you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes my eye, my eye, I'll just twitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that in the eyepiece.
Speaker 1: He said, it's either stress, caffeine or both. I set
Speaker 1: up and doing both. Doc, I've been doing both.
Speaker 3: Stress is the number one killer.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, so he said, chill out with the caffeine
Speaker 1: and it'll go away.
Speaker 3: And he was, chill out with the stress. Bro chill
Speaker 3: out with the stress.
Speaker 1: It's harder to distress. The caffeine is under my control.
Speaker 1: Just don't fucking pound tons of caffeine all day long.
Speaker 1: But it's like my last juicy vice. I'd love it
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: You cannot listen. I have a bunch of ices. Caffeine
Speaker 4: is definitely one of them.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I fucking love cat.
Speaker 1: And now I'm into these Macha LTEs. They're so gosh.
Speaker 1: I love a Macho late because you get the caffeine high,
Speaker 1: but you don't get his jittery. But then I'm just
Speaker 1: drinking more caffeine because I'm like, give it to me,
Speaker 1: especially when I'm directing, like I want to think. There's
Speaker 1: so much coffee around and I'm just like ah, and
Speaker 1: then I have a sugar free Red Bull and I'm
Speaker 1: like ah. And so I went down a wormhole when
Speaker 1: I was directing and where I was just having so
Speaker 1: much caffeine that I literally started twitching. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: videotaped it to my I sent it to my doctor.
Speaker 1: The muscle was like you know because in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm clearly dying because this is.
Speaker 3: Not good, right.
Speaker 1: So I videotaped this muscle just freaking out so he
Speaker 1: could tell me like, hey, you had a good forty
Speaker 1: eight years, but you're dying and you just roll back.
Speaker 1: Have you been drinking too much caffeine? And I was like,
Speaker 1: you have no idea how much caffeine I've been drinking.
Speaker 1: So there you go, audience, and.
Speaker 4: I love the more you know, they're good, I really,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm going to have a vulnerable moment. I
Speaker 4: hope Extended Family goes another season so I can get
Speaker 4: my the more.
Speaker 1: You know, don't you think it's gonna I mean, aren't
Speaker 1: all signs pointing towards good?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, you never know?
Speaker 4: Is the This is what it is to be an
Speaker 4: actor in Hollywood and being a working actor, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. It looks like from what everybody sees
Speaker 4: that you know, I'm always working, but I'm not always working.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And because I'm not always working, I'm always thinking about
Speaker 4: how what are other ways that I can work?
Speaker 1: Because you have little mouths to feed?
Speaker 4: Well, it's not just little mouths. I kind of get
Speaker 4: off on it too, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 4: let's be one hundred about it.
Speaker 3: I like being on set.
Speaker 4: I like, you know, I like joking around with the
Speaker 4: crew and pretending I'm somebody else. That shit's fun, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. I just did it short recently,
Speaker 4: and I had a great time doing it all for
Speaker 4: the fact that it was, like, you know, look, there's
Speaker 4: not a lot going on for actors right now. People
Speaker 4: are really fucking struggling right now, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And holy cow, I got the opportunity to work on
Speaker 4: something else.
Speaker 3: It's a blessing, you know what I mean. So I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know where I was going with this,
Speaker 3: but I think.
Speaker 1: Where you're going with it is that you're really appreciating
Speaker 1: this job, and not just because it because financially it's
Speaker 1: money for you to take care of your family, but
Speaker 1: you love performing and you're not always giving a chance
Speaker 1: to perform, and you wanted to continue because you're having
Speaker 1: such a good time.
Speaker 4: Well said, thank you for jumping inside my head and
Speaker 4: saving my thought.
Speaker 1: No, no, I just think that you probably had a
Speaker 1: point to make and then you're you're high, so you
Speaker 1: lost the thread, but I helped you back. Hey you weed,
Speaker 1: not even once?
Speaker 3: No weed all times. More, you know, there goes my
Speaker 3: opportunity at that.
Speaker 4: They're like Donald, you know you had us and then
Speaker 4: you did the more you know about how you love weed, And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that. The more you know committee
Speaker 1: listens to the podcast, I think it'll be.
Speaker 3: It's their favorite podcast. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 1: I think the people who decide if you can do
Speaker 1: them more, you know, don't go ah, he smokes weed.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Look how about this? Look check this out? How about this?
Speaker 4: If you can imagine it, they're probably fan of the
Speaker 4: fans of the podcast.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are fans of this podcast. It's
Speaker 1: very popular. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: I was at basketball, Go ahead, what happened?
Speaker 1: It's not the one where you dribble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you shoot the ball. You shoot the ball.
Speaker 1: They gotta dribble if you're gonna walk or you get
Speaker 1: to travel right.
Speaker 4: And one of my son's tea he mates mothers came
Speaker 4: up to me go ahead, and started reciting the podcast
Speaker 4: and how she was getting a kick out of it.
Speaker 1: Really she enjoyed it. Did she say anything like this
Speaker 1: Zach and Donald Gay newlyweds in house arrest.
Speaker 4: I know she did it, but she'll tell me about
Speaker 4: it the next time she sees me.
Speaker 3: I hope. She says.
Speaker 4: She doesn't listen to all of them, but she listens
Speaker 4: to some of them, and she listened to the most
Speaker 4: recent one.
Speaker 1: Well good, I'm glad it's a very popular podcast. We
Speaker 1: thank everyone for tuning in and listening. Uh, this is
Speaker 1: so much fun for us. To do. We like to
Speaker 1: get together and giggle. Daniel now lives in New York.
Speaker 1: Joel Monique is down to get down.
Speaker 3: No, hey, don't put that out there, like.
Speaker 1: There's a song. We haven't heard the song, Joel, would
Speaker 1: you mind.
Speaker 3: We don't necessarily know what get that? Well, her mom
Speaker 3: doesn't like that song.
Speaker 1: Your mom doesn't like the songs.
Speaker 5: My mom felt it was a tad inappropriate.
Speaker 6: But I like the song.
Speaker 1: Oh right, would you mind if Daniel played it right
Speaker 1: here just to remind me.
Speaker 6: Not mine at all?
Speaker 1: Okay, Daniel? Then Daniel will then put the song right here.
Speaker 3: Get the world out all.
Speaker 7: Joel Moneique is down and get no.
Speaker 3: Matter what's between your eggs tomorrow morning and you could
Speaker 3: be making an eggs.
Speaker 6: Joel Moaney is down, Get down.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Joel Moaney is down. What a tune?
Speaker 3: What a I love? I mean?
Speaker 1: I feel like if I feel like if Rihanna recorded that,
Speaker 1: it would be a hit.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, Joe, that would be a money Get down there,
Speaker 4: get down, get down?
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, you know, I just feel like, whoever I
Speaker 1: forgot the name of the gentleman who wrote that song,
Speaker 1: do you remember? Because we need to give him a
Speaker 1: shout out, and he should write for Beyonce.
Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out to Travis Freshner, who did you do?
Speaker 3: Money?
Speaker 6: Gets Down to Get Down song, as well as a
Speaker 6: bunch of other stuff. We love Travis. Thanks Travis.
Speaker 1: Beyonce's releasing a country album.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 6: I already ordered the vinyl.
Speaker 1: You already ordered the vinyl?
Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
Speaker 5: I got a text from Beyonce that said new merch
Speaker 5: available right now. I ran to the website. I said,
Speaker 5: I don't need a fifth T shirt in a year.
Speaker 5: That's too many Beyonce, But I will order the blue vinyl.
Speaker 4: To the vinyl is actually a cool freaking idea for
Speaker 4: a country record. If you've gotta listen to country, you
Speaker 4: gotta have the.
Speaker 3: The crackle, the crackle crackle.
Speaker 6: As on vinyl.
Speaker 4: My daughter has Beyonce Beyonce record on vinyl, and when
Speaker 4: she gets upset and up at us, she goes into
Speaker 4: her room right when she gets sent to her room,
Speaker 4: and she turned it up full blast, and all we
Speaker 4: hear is I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Us.
Speaker 1: She gets mad at you guys and then cranks her Beyonce.
Speaker 3: Ranks her Beyonce on us.
Speaker 1: Are you guys laughing, Hell, yeah, we're laughing, man, I
Speaker 1: would be cracking.
Speaker 4: They think they're doing that to hurt us. It's funny
Speaker 4: as hell, man, Like some of it hurts its scars.
Speaker 4: Like my daughter when she was a kid, she would say,
Speaker 4: but she's still a kid. But when she was really
Speaker 4: really young, she would say, I never loved you. Just
Speaker 4: a straight punch in the gut, right. But I think
Speaker 4: about it and it makes me laugh too, because clearly
Speaker 4: she loves me. But the fact that she was so
Speaker 4: vicious at such a young age.
Speaker 1: If I had kids and they were when they're mean
Speaker 1: to me, and I know all kids say mean ship,
Speaker 1: I would be so sad that would that would mess
Speaker 1: me up. She said, I never loved you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it messes me up. Bro.
Speaker 1: John Cryer was on the Talk right before me, and
Speaker 1: he did a funny, funny video about about wanting to
Speaker 1: break up our romance.
Speaker 8: That's how I saw that.
Speaker 4: On TikTok, we'll say goodbye to TikTok Daniel.
Speaker 1: Okay, and what do you think TikTok's going to go?
Speaker 2: Way?
Speaker 7: Dan?
Speaker 1: You're our resident tech expert text.
Speaker 8: To be honest with you, I would trust Joel and
Speaker 8: this one more. But what I will say is that
Speaker 8: I think it would go away before TikTok decides to
Speaker 8: divest from all that Chinese money.
Speaker 1: That's what I'll say. Yeah, so, Joelle, what do you
Speaker 1: think the odds are that TikTok actually gets banned because
Speaker 1: it's run by the Chinese government. Is that what's happening.
Speaker 6: That's pretty much what they're saying.
Speaker 5: The concern is that it puts American users at risk
Speaker 5: for their information being stolen because of how China runs
Speaker 5: their information gathering.
Speaker 4: Is that what I want to say, when you say information,
Speaker 4: are you saying like their identity or are you saying.
Speaker 5: Anything you put on too TikTok. TikTok owns put your
Speaker 5: face on their TikTok owns, that you put your voice
Speaker 5: on their TikTok owns, that they can do AI do
Speaker 5: implications whether they can use your face in ad images.
Speaker 5: Instagram has a similar policy and that if you put
Speaker 5: it on Instagram, it's theirs to use how they see fit.
Speaker 5: But I don't believe they them take any ownership over
Speaker 5: your image or voice. Uh.
Speaker 1: But also one of the other issues is that that
Speaker 1: the Chinese government, if they have pernicious goals, can spread
Speaker 1: dissent among That.
Speaker 5: Was also yes, absolutely, yeah they had because they put
Speaker 5: out and I think some folks felt that China and
Speaker 5: TikTok sort of proved this point when they sent they
Speaker 5: blast out an message to all of their users to
Speaker 5: be like, hey, call your Congress people and let them
Speaker 5: know you don't want to lose TikTok. And of course
Speaker 5: they saw huge influx and people responding, and they were like, Wow,
Speaker 5: this could potentially be very powerful.
Speaker 4: Potentially. It's proud. I think TikTok now is a number
Speaker 4: one the most powerful social media outlet everybody we going
Speaker 4: to have, you know what I mean? It just jumped
Speaker 4: to number one. It was probably there already, but now
Speaker 4: for sure for sure.
Speaker 1: Because it's so addicting. It's like the uber crack rock
Speaker 1: of social media.
Speaker 8: It's funny that you say uber because I feel like
Speaker 8: this is a very similar move we're seeing where like
Speaker 8: companies are just deciding to influence policy. I'm trying to
Speaker 8: remember exactly what it was. I think it was Prop
Speaker 8: twenty two in Los Angeles. I think I could be
Speaker 8: wrong about that. I'm sorry about the number I'll double check,
Speaker 8: but Uber spent Uber and Lyft spent hundreds and hundreds
Speaker 8: of million dollars advertising around the city being like, stop
Speaker 8: this proposition so that we can continue to not pay
Speaker 8: our ride shares a livable wage or give them health benefits,
Speaker 8: and you can continue to be a gig worker who
Speaker 8: like works on your own time. And it's like, when
Speaker 8: you have that much money and that much influence, it's like,
Speaker 8: when do you stop being kind of like an independent
Speaker 8: company and start being this body that influences policy see,
Speaker 8: And it's like that's when you really start to have
Speaker 8: a conversation about like that is bad. That is bad,
Speaker 8: Like TikTok.
Speaker 6: To Minneapolis, up h Uber and Lift just left Minneapolis
Speaker 6: because they passed alat that said you have to pay
Speaker 6: them at fifteen dollars an hour.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's ridiculous. So it's like it's it's it's bad
Speaker 8: And to say that you don't have that influence is
Speaker 8: completely false.
Speaker 1: Well, it'll be interesting to see how it ends up.
Speaker 1: I mean, to have something so popular right now, for
Speaker 1: better or worse, whether you love it or hate it,
Speaker 1: the idea of it being banned is pretty pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: It would be super surprising but possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so interesting to see how that one where all those.
Speaker 1: People would go. Where would they go? Instagram?
Speaker 8: Instagram also Chat might.
Speaker 6: See an inflation and it particularly.
Speaker 3: Is right, a lot of it disappears.
Speaker 4: Whatever that algorithm, not the algorithm, but whatever the idea is,
Speaker 4: it'll immediately be Instagram. Don't they have that shit already
Speaker 4: with the reels?
Speaker 1: Yeah, reels, Yeah, but it'll be interesting. Would suck for
Speaker 1: a lot of people that have you know, gotten their
Speaker 1: fame and I assume their money from being TikTok fluencers,
Speaker 1: because they would they would no longer have a fan base.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what happened to Vine stars, right, They
Speaker 1: just all of a sudden lost all their fans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe they moved them elsewhere. I don't know.
Speaker 8: They probably moved them to reels. I mean, Vine just
Speaker 8: got eaten up and.
Speaker 1: Then we weren't there. They were like there were like
Speaker 1: real big Vine stars and then they like just turned
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, there were there's stars from every platform. There's
Speaker 4: Instagram stars, there were Facebook stars, YouTube stars like just of.
Speaker 1: Course, I'm just saying, if you're a TikTok star right now,
Speaker 1: you're like fuck got to diversify your I gotta diversify
Speaker 1: making tiktoks about how going to Instagram. Guys, look at
Speaker 1: my fit. Check out my fit. I'll show you more
Speaker 1: my fit. I'll show you more my fit on Instagram.
Speaker 8: I'll show you less of my fit on only fans Yeah.
Speaker 1: My fit. You can see more of an on Instagram
Speaker 1: and less of it on only fans.
Speaker 3: Only.
Speaker 4: Who know who owns only fans that's connected to somebody else? Well,
Speaker 4: the people like Facebook and the people Facebook and Facebook
Speaker 4: and Instagram are the same ship, right, Facebook, Instagram and
Speaker 4: whatever that other thing.
Speaker 1: I've never seen an only fans.
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't either, I promise you I haven't either.
Speaker 3: But I have. I have definitely. I have definitely gone
Speaker 3: through the.
Speaker 4: Age the cost page I had the last second gog No.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. My thumb
Speaker 1: has hovered over the button. I catch my thumb hovering.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be on like some OnlyFans lists.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 1: But I have, but I have curiosity.
Speaker 8: Only Fans is owned by what's called let's see here,
Speaker 8: Phoenix International, Phoenix International Limited. So some you know, some
Speaker 8: limited holding company or something.
Speaker 1: There's somebody out there. There's somebody out there or people
Speaker 1: out there who are making money. Every time someone subscribes
Speaker 1: to an OnlyFans account, that person's probably got a lot
Speaker 1: of dough.
Speaker 3: He Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy whoever invented that or and owns a
Speaker 1: piece of it. And every time some guy doesn't just
Speaker 1: hover but pushes the button.
Speaker 4: How do the Only Fans people who aren't doing like
Speaker 4: the toes and the nudity and the sex work, how
Speaker 4: do those people do like the ones that are actually
Speaker 4: on there, like I'm teaching you how to play the
Speaker 4: guitar today.
Speaker 1: They don't really do that, do they?
Speaker 8: Hell yeah, I think those people are probably more on
Speaker 8: Patreon than they're on Only Fans just because of the
Speaker 8: way that the market of the website has changed. But
Speaker 8: they're there and it works the same.
Speaker 1: Really, there's people and Only Fans that aren't showing.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 4: If I were a celebrity, I would fucking go on
Speaker 4: OnlyFans and be like this is how we're gonna have
Speaker 4: animation class today, guys and fucking and.
Speaker 1: Then you whip your dick out.
Speaker 3: My god, that's what that's that's what.
Speaker 4: That's what all the comments would probably dude, fucking whip
Speaker 4: your dick out.
Speaker 1: Dude, we didn't come in motion. Take that fucking dick.
Speaker 5: Oh No, do you guys know the highest paid person
Speaker 5: on OnlyFans is four.
Speaker 6: She's a white rapper?
Speaker 8: Oh oh oh oh wait I know?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: It is Iggy Azalea? Do you know how much money
Speaker 5: she makes a month from her month?
Speaker 1: How much a month? How much a month?
Speaker 6: I need you guys to guess, because that's crazy. This
Speaker 6: not a number? Five hundred grand nine point two millions.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. What does she do?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I've never seen her face.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe we should join.
Speaker 6: Do you have only Fans Joel, I've never seen her page?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about Joe?
Speaker 3: Research? You do we need you to share? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can do we have another Joe? What if we got
Speaker 1: a fake doctors? Real friends? That's only for research? To
Speaker 1: see what research? Donald and I will not have the
Speaker 1: log in only you will have the log in, but.
Speaker 3: You must share information. Yeah, but we would do it.
Speaker 6: I would do it. Here's here's some stats.
Speaker 1: Will person if we're allowed to use iHeart money for
Speaker 1: only check.
Speaker 3: In with mister beasts doing.
Speaker 1: But it's his money, Joel, can you tell me does
Speaker 1: Iggy Azilia show naughty pictures or just wraps?
Speaker 5: I think she is getting we might say celicious, but
Speaker 5: I don't know how much she is actually showing.
Speaker 6: I know, whatever she's showing.
Speaker 5: The subscription price is twenty ninety nine and she's estimated
Speaker 5: to generate around three hundred and seven thousand dollars a day.
Speaker 3: What is she putting up there? What is she putting
Speaker 3: up there that.
Speaker 8: Is like underwear picks and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here, man, There's no way
Speaker 4: Iggy Azalea just underwear picks is getting fucking me.
Speaker 3: You could get that shit anywhere. I'm sure it's on
Speaker 3: the internet. That's on the internet, Joelle.
Speaker 1: We need you to join as a research project. Donald
Speaker 1: and I will not glance. We have no interest. We
Speaker 1: need you to do the recon. You can charge it
Speaker 1: back to the show. Let us know what's happening on there.
Speaker 3: Wait no, but then we're paying for only fans.
Speaker 1: Bro No, just for Iggyzelias for what three days?
Speaker 7: Too?
Speaker 1: Well, what's the minimum time we can do our research? Do?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Probably a month subscription, I think.
Speaker 3: Daniel do you have only fans?
Speaker 8: Do I have an only fans page? Or have I
Speaker 8: ever used it?
Speaker 3: No? Or do you have a subscription too only fans?
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: I definitely don't want Why not, man, he could get
Speaker 1: All you got to do is just paid the twenty
Speaker 1: dollars If that's the.
Speaker 8: Case, not paying twenty dollars for underwear pics.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's I think it's way.
Speaker 1: There's the actress, is it, Drea de Matteo? Is that
Speaker 1: how you say her name?
Speaker 6: Drea dan Mateo? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has one, Yeah, she does. I think she
Speaker 1: said that she I read that she doesn't do nude.
Speaker 1: She does like you know, like you know, like what's
Speaker 1: the magazine like Maxim Maxim kind of pictures. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then she.
Speaker 5: Joelle enough to save her house or wherever she was staying.
Speaker 5: She was able to continue to afford it post because
Speaker 5: then the during the pandemic she wasn't working obviously like
Speaker 5: a lot of folks, And she said this allowed her
Speaker 5: to maintain her current living situation.
Speaker 3: Donald, was it just pictures or was it videos? Not sure?
Speaker 1: But what if Donald and I put like maximum style
Speaker 1: pictures of ourselves?
Speaker 3: That's what about to say you make money doing that.
Speaker 6: Go to Runyon take off like get sweaty, take off
Speaker 6: your shirt.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go to run In and take
Speaker 1: some sweaty picture?
Speaker 4: I would probably die, but yes, let's go to Runyon.
Speaker 4: Take off our shirts.
Speaker 1: And we'll bring some like canola oil.
Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna buy this.
Speaker 4: We need to get our only fans going, nobody subscribing
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 1: I don't have to show nudity.
Speaker 3: Okay, are we touching?
Speaker 1: No nuts?
Speaker 3: Are we touching?
Speaker 1: Well, it depends how much more money do you think
Speaker 1: we'll make If.
Speaker 4: You'll make a lot more money if you touch I
Speaker 4: think if we touch there?
Speaker 1: What if I oil you up and just get on
Speaker 1: your shoulders an eagle.
Speaker 3: But you have to be like in your underwear.
Speaker 1: I'll wear like a what do you call it? A
Speaker 1: tiny beathing suit? Speedo?
Speaker 3: A speedo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to show oiled. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: show my junk.
Speaker 3: Nothing not just well, it depends.
Speaker 1: If I'm making that ty Zilia money tip.
Speaker 3: What if it's shaft shaft? Nobody can you can disguise shaft?
Speaker 1: You can disguise fans that account that the theme is
Speaker 1: shafter balls and yes, yes, we show a little something
Speaker 1: and the only fans visitors have to guess if it's
Speaker 1: a piece of the shaft or a piece of I'm in,
Speaker 1: I'm in, alright, should you get into the shows?
Speaker 3: All right? Count of stories?
Speaker 7: Show we made about a bunch of tops and nurses, said.
Speaker 3: Here's the stories nets So gada here, Gada.
Speaker 1: Here, Season nine, Episode three, Everybody, directed by Gail Man. So, Donald,
Speaker 1: I hope you liked it, as mentioned, more than you
Speaker 1: liked the last time.
Speaker 3: I actually liked this one a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, what a turnaround.
Speaker 4: But I'll tell you why I liked it a lot.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, because a lot everything that was going on
Speaker 4: was your problem. It was Cox's problem, and even Lucy's
Speaker 4: problem because you're her mentor made it so that it
Speaker 4: was your problem as well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And so it made it feel like I was connecting
Speaker 4: back to the old characters. I also liked the once
Speaker 4: I settled into it, I kind of liked the idea
Speaker 4: of these guys on television right now. You and I
Speaker 4: are probably I don't want to be controversial or too controversial,
Speaker 4: but the gayest couple on television right now.
Speaker 6: When you watch this, this point, and so is willing Grace.
Speaker 1: We're gayer than willing Grace.
Speaker 3: We're gayer than willing Grace.
Speaker 6: Did you have l Ward and where it's fo gone?
Speaker 3: Okay, but there's no relationship.
Speaker 4: Our relationship on television is my ideal relationship in real life.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean That that's it's so fucking cute, dude,
Speaker 4: and there's like you could it's a shame that you're
Speaker 4: leaving in a couple of episodes.
Speaker 1: I know, I do think the JD is. This is
Speaker 1: my controversial take. He's such a dick in this episode.
Speaker 1: I mean, outside of loving you and everything, he's so selfish.
Speaker 1: He's so self obsessed, and he's going out of his
Speaker 1: way to spite Drew because he's jealous of the attention
Speaker 1: he's getting from doctor Cox.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I know people behave this way in real life, of course,
Speaker 1: but I just hated seeing it from a character that
Speaker 1: we want the audience to root for.
Speaker 3: To me, it seemed to tell you why I hate it.
Speaker 1: To me, it seems so overtly childish, And that's exactly it, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not in the tone of the character that I
Speaker 1: had thought I created.
Speaker 3: You're a grown ass man. What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 1: Right, what are you doing? You're you're acting like a child,
Speaker 1: a jealous child, and really really really being horrible to Drew,
Speaker 1: who's clearly a troubled guy who's trying to get his
Speaker 1: life back on track. I didn't like that at all,
Speaker 1: and it made me think, like, if we ever do
Speaker 1: a reboot, like I don't want to. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: forty eight years old and the character I think is
Speaker 1: younger than me, but still like he's got to be
Speaker 1: he can be silly, like I am a silly man,
Speaker 1: but he's got to be a mature doctor who's who's
Speaker 1: who's grown. And he can still have a best friend
Speaker 1: Turk that that's like our friendship, but he can't be
Speaker 1: like this infantile baby. It's just doesn't I didn't even
Speaker 1: I didn't like the way it felt.
Speaker 3: It doesn't track.
Speaker 1: He's didn't root for him. I didn't know the show.
Speaker 4: Also, you have a beard, and a beard as a
Speaker 4: sign of wisdom and everything like that sees it, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, like sincerely, and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, it's not that the beard's gone, but all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, when the beard is gone, you're all
Speaker 4: you're you're a student at one point. At one point
Speaker 4: you're sitting in the audience of the class I mean
Speaker 4: in the classroom, raising your hand, interrupting.
Speaker 1: Also dressing I mean, I get it that JD, you know,
Speaker 1: doesn't understand sports, and there's some funny jokes about that
Speaker 1: in here. But like the dressing up, like the mascot
Speaker 1: was like, what show is this? This is like it
Speaker 1: just felt so silly. I know, this show is killing I.
Speaker 4: Thought they were so cute at that point though, the
Speaker 4: two of them walking in and him like, dude, I
Speaker 4: can't believe you dressed up like this.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I lock it and put the glitter on, right,
Speaker 1: you get upset.
Speaker 4: That you can't put the glitter. That shit made me laugh.
Speaker 4: I was like, all right, these fuckers are cute as well.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: We're like ciscol All right, let's get to the top
Speaker 1: of the show. JD says, let's go to the sauna
Speaker 1: so we can sit, sir size um. It's funny all
Speaker 1: these years later, I actually do like a regular sauna.
Speaker 1: I never did before, but you do, now?
Speaker 3: Do you like a steam? I do?
Speaker 1: But I prefer sauna because I like it to be
Speaker 1: really fucking and I want it to be so that
Speaker 1: you can barely stay in for fifteen minutes, and when
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes comes, you're like, oh, let me out, and
Speaker 1: then you jump into the icle one ice. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's for me that currently that's around like one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty four degrees.
Speaker 3: When you start, do you start with the sauna and
Speaker 3: go yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Always start hot and you always end on cold.
Speaker 3: Look at it.
Speaker 1: What do you think of Drew's tattoo coming alive in
Speaker 1: a weird computer graphic way?
Speaker 6: Wild.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand the reason.
Speaker 1: I think that's his real tattoo, and they were trying
Speaker 1: to make a joke out of his weird real tattoo, Okay,
Speaker 1: because I think that's I mean, it was definitely definitely
Speaker 1: a real tattoo that he had. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I don't really know what it is. It's a mask
Speaker 1: of some sort, but then it comes alive. They but
Speaker 1: it's funny, it's not really a scrubs ish thing to do.
Speaker 1: Too many computer CGI jokes.
Speaker 3: But that was green screen face if you remember.
Speaker 1: It's it's computer animated.
Speaker 4: No, yes, but that was actually somebody with a green
Speaker 4: screen face. Remember Rabbit Due's gone. Now there was a
Speaker 4: new dude standing in for you. Do you remember the
Speaker 4: general I forget the gentleman's name.
Speaker 1: I forgot. But you're saying he had a green screen
Speaker 1: head on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was but he did the whole thing
Speaker 3: where he did his head like this and right.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, if you look at season one through eight,
Speaker 1: there's there's very few, uh, computer graphic fantasy esque jokes.
Speaker 1: And this was I guess this was like season nine.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have computer graphic jokes. Yeah, we're gonna shoot.
Speaker 1: We're gonna shoot HD video and put so much grain
Speaker 1: that it looks like we bought old film. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you also gave the flashes in and
Speaker 1: out of the fantasies are different too. They're like more
Speaker 1: of like a white and another weird. They're different.
Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. So JD's
Speaker 1: gets scared, and the tattoo says, mock him, and I'll
Speaker 1: eat your soul, and JD says his breath was cold. Yes,
Speaker 1: Lucy bangs cold again.
Speaker 3: For some reason.
Speaker 1: Well, she's clearly physically attracted to him.
Speaker 4: He's very handsome, very very handsome, and now he's freaking
Speaker 4: and I guess some of his jokes are starting to
Speaker 4: become endearing to her. The only thing that I hate
Speaker 4: the most is that he talks about himself in the third.
Speaker 1: But wait, let me ask you something and Joelle, you
Speaker 1: can weigh in as our official woman of the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: why is she sleeping with cold? He's a douchebag? Is
Speaker 1: it just because he's hot?
Speaker 6: I have so many thoughts about Lucy's sleeping with Coal,
Speaker 6: so many.
Speaker 5: I mean, we could probably do an entire conversation just
Speaker 5: on this relationship. Wow, I think one, it's easy. He's around,
Speaker 5: He's there, that's comforting. Sex is a nice release, and
Speaker 5: she's just like there. He is also low self esteem.
Speaker 5: Why she's gorgeous and smart enough to be a doctor.
Speaker 5: I don't know why she would have low self esteem,
Speaker 5: but image has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 5: Lots of pretty girls are like, I don't look good
Speaker 5: like it's confusing as to why you're here. When I
Speaker 5: see this relationship happen in real life, and I see
Speaker 5: it plenty of times, I'm just as confused as when
Speaker 5: I see it on TV. What's happening, ladies?
Speaker 6: Why do we do it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's because she does mention that he's good
Speaker 1: in bed. She says something about his hands being strong,
Speaker 1: and I think it's I think I think you infer
Speaker 1: that they're having she's having a good time having sex
Speaker 1: to them. And also he looks like Dave Franco. But
Speaker 1: he certainly is a horrible.
Speaker 6: Person, horrible, horrible person.
Speaker 1: Who also did something horrible to her.
Speaker 3: Right early on?
Speaker 4: Is he being horrible in this episode when you're watching
Speaker 4: Has he been horrible in this episode at all?
Speaker 3: He's just an idiot when to see horrible.
Speaker 5: When Mahoney walks in and he was like and she's
Speaker 5: there for like advice support from her girlfriend who's like
Speaker 5: ladies threesome, it's like, bro, calm down.
Speaker 1: Like shot.
Speaker 6: Shot, come on, come on.
Speaker 3: I committed him for that moment. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: commending to you, boy, goodness your real situation.
Speaker 6: Casey's friend walks in, You're just chilling him be and
Speaker 6: You're like, I'm a grown.
Speaker 3: Ass man right now. I'm a grown man right now.
Speaker 4: Ain't no way Casey's friends walking into the room unless
Speaker 4: she's trying to get something first of all. And the
Speaker 4: only way Casey's not like, get the fuck out of
Speaker 4: here is if Casey's trying to get something going.
Speaker 3: So that's what happened. It happened, Donald, Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Let's say that ship now now if I'm not down,
Speaker 3: I mean I'm grown.
Speaker 4: If that ship happens, I would I think I think
Speaker 4: I would be able to read the room in that moment,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean?
Speaker 1: Donald shot and she's like, Donald, she's here to measure
Speaker 1: the drapes.
Speaker 3: Why are we making in bed? Fucking Oh you didn't
Speaker 3: add that you're in bed just like that dude going
Speaker 3: to the animation room.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that story so much.
Speaker 6: That's a great story.
Speaker 1: I love that story. For those of you who hadn't
Speaker 1: heard that episode. Uh, someone Donald's who wasn't someone selling
Speaker 1: Donald's car. Donald invited into the animation room and he
Speaker 1: tried to kiss him.
Speaker 4: I thought, I listen, I was showing him my animation.
Speaker 4: I thought he would appreciate.
Speaker 3: The fact that I thought that was his tree. He
Speaker 3: thought that was cool, and he was like, he shot
Speaker 3: his shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, But you know, and he might there
Speaker 1: might be like some sort of slang like that he
Speaker 1: that you don't know. That's like, do you want to
Speaker 1: go to my animation room? Means do you want to
Speaker 1: play man.
Speaker 3: That don't listen? There's no way, there's no way, there's
Speaker 3: no way.
Speaker 1: Just to make sure there's no way.
Speaker 3: That's code in any it might be now I might
Speaker 3: be I mean I might have still through tules.
Speaker 1: That there's couples that are listeners listen if you're if
Speaker 1: you're a couple that listens, this might be a good
Speaker 1: way for you to secretly in front of friends or kids,
Speaker 1: say that you want to hook up. You can be like,
Speaker 1: do you want to go to my animation room? And
Speaker 1: only your partner will know?
Speaker 3: And everybody's like, huh, Like I'm an animator.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, and your kids are like, you don't animate.
Speaker 1: I'm getting into it, Junior, shut up, darling. Would you
Speaker 1: like to go to our animation room to our animation
Speaker 1: Would you like to go to our wink wink animation room?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: The second grade gym class fantasy that was That was
Speaker 1: the most Johnny C. Must have been so happy that day.
Speaker 1: That was the most Johnny C esque fantasy.
Speaker 3: Hiding aim teacher he.
Speaker 1: Got to fucking peg kids in the face with dodgeballs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looked very happy. He looked like he was in
Speaker 1: his element.
Speaker 3: Nicki Wheeling not the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, poor Nicki Wheeling. She keeps getting I hope she
Speaker 1: gets this plot line beyond her being dissed for her
Speaker 1: looks eventually.
Speaker 3: That's just like.
Speaker 4: It's ongoing. It was less it was first episode, second
Speaker 4: episode end.
Speaker 1: So we're three episodes in and she hasn't had anything
Speaker 1: to do other than be a hot girl. Who it's
Speaker 1: beast all right, So coal trains to be number one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cole says, the coal train is coming for Drew. He's jealous.
Speaker 1: He wants to be a Colonel Doctor. This hallway scene
Speaker 1: where they confront each other where Cole runs up on Drew,
Speaker 1: Colonel Doctor is in it like four times. So you know, normally,
Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know when, the background
Speaker 1: are sort of choreographed so that when you end up
Speaker 1: cutting the thing together, they're in the same place at
Speaker 1: the same time. That's why that way it makes sense
Speaker 1: that the person travels across the room, and normally that works,
Speaker 1: but sometimes someone can get out of their choreography and
Speaker 1: they appear in the scene, like three places they shouldn't
Speaker 1: be at once. Well, Colonel Doctor did that in the scene.
Speaker 1: If you are interested at all, he appears like four
Speaker 1: different times during this one scene. Colonel doctors everywhere, or
Speaker 1: at least he's got triplets.
Speaker 4: There are triplets of either that or whoever was the ad, Yeah,
Speaker 4: fucked up the second ad?
Speaker 3: Well, sorry, whoever was in charge of crossing.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be it would be like the the it
Speaker 1: would be like the well, the second No, it's usually
Speaker 1: like the second second or yeah or the first ad,
Speaker 1: depending on what the show is. But somebody fucked up
Speaker 1: because Colonel Doctor exists in it's like he's in the metaverse,
Speaker 1: because he appears many many times in the back of
Speaker 1: the scene, JD holds office hours in a tree.
Speaker 4: See now, this at least is consistent. Also, this is
Speaker 4: why I started to like the show. I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, at least they're being consistent. All right, so
Speaker 4: everything is going to happen in this tree instead of
Speaker 4: that bench. That other conversation should have happened in the tree. Also,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. But I'm glad that this
Speaker 4: started up there. And then the puns for the.
Speaker 1: Learning tree has you have to branch out. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave really bad dad jokes.
Speaker 3: Oh, great, security guards are back. They're very That was lame.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry they're bad. I hated it.
Speaker 1: No, it's bad.
Speaker 3: I hated it.
Speaker 1: It's bad. Every time they appear, was it?
Speaker 3: Men on film? Hated it? Hated it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think first of all, they're so clearly trying
Speaker 1: to be the new Janitor, and Neil was so uniquely
Speaker 1: bizarre and funny, and this is not a good, no
Speaker 1: offense to the guys. They're very funny actors. It's not
Speaker 1: their fault. It's just it's trying to replace Neils.
Speaker 4: It's not working well the way that they're trying to
Speaker 4: replace characters. You know, I like the horse stuff with Lucy.
Speaker 4: It's very unicorny.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's very She's like a JD in a young
Speaker 1: woman's body.
Speaker 3: Or just JD. Yeah, just JD or just JD. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, horses are very unicorny. Lucy needs a
Speaker 1: new mentor. So she's on the hunt and uh. And
Speaker 1: then JD sees Turk and cocks hanging and he's so
Speaker 1: fucking jealous and he writes why in his breath on
Speaker 1: the glass and turk reads it backwards and what do
Speaker 1: you do? Size? So JD hates Drew.
Speaker 3: He said that, So this reminded me of Sean. Nobody
Speaker 3: cares Sean.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares Sean except that Drew's a student and j
Speaker 1: He's being such a petty piece of shit.
Speaker 3: JD's a teacher that it's so bad.
Speaker 5: Do you think Cox bears any responsibility for egging JD
Speaker 5: on in such an extreme way.
Speaker 4: I think Cox wants this kid to I don't think
Speaker 4: Cox wants the kid to crack, but I think Cox
Speaker 4: wants this kid to experience all the annoying.
Speaker 3: Look, he's a grown he knows Drew. You're grown.
Speaker 4: You're a lot older than these kids. You're smarter than
Speaker 4: these kids. Also, you know what I mean, we can
Speaker 4: actually hang out. You're not a fucking kid. I can
Speaker 4: actually you know, you've been here before you cracked. I'm
Speaker 4: going to get you as close to cracking as possible.
Speaker 4: I think he's being an actual great mentor to this
Speaker 4: dude by making him, by making it so that the
Speaker 4: kids envy him. I think he's taken on this challenge.
Speaker 4: That's why I really like this episode, because it's not
Speaker 4: about Drew. It's about Cox, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But he's taking on this mentorship, whereas j D didn't
Speaker 4: see the way he taking on the mentorship he does.
Speaker 4: He did JD the way he's doing all the other interns,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, through fear. If you make
Speaker 4: it through, that's great. But this one, he's like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do it different. Let's let's switch it up.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: But it's so horrible how JD is getting in the
Speaker 1: way of that mentorship out of his own insecurity. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that does. You had a chance, you had a chance
Speaker 1: to be a student, and we saw all that. Now
Speaker 1: now you're a grown man, you're a teacher yourself, and.
Speaker 3: You're freaking you guys are best friends. You guys are buddies,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: People will say, well, don't forget that he saw Turk
Speaker 4: and Cox in the restaurant, I mean in the bar
Speaker 4: drinking beer watching sports, because they're watching sports.
Speaker 1: And JD says, I saw you canoodling in that sports
Speaker 1: themed tavern, pretending you like beer.
Speaker 3: Me, we actually do like beer. JD.
Speaker 1: Canoodling in that sports themed tavern is the word tavern.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break and when we
Speaker 1: come back, we will talk about one thing I did
Speaker 1: make me laugh out loud uh in the episode, and
Speaker 1: I will say it after this break.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And I laughed when this wasn't my lo o l
Speaker 1: but I laughed when you said you're John damn Dorian.
Speaker 1: And then I said, okay, we if we do a
Speaker 1: chess bump, don't flex because it always knocks the wind
Speaker 1: out of me.
Speaker 3: I flex and you go. See.
Speaker 1: It made me think about when you chest bumped Donald
Speaker 1: chess bump Momoa in one of the outtakes and the
Speaker 1: T Mobile commercial and Donald literally not doing a bit.
Speaker 1: He literally fell back.
Speaker 3: From lost my balance. Yeah, I lost my balance.
Speaker 1: They jumped up in the air during one of the
Speaker 1: takes and meant to chest bump and literally Momoa just
Speaker 1: stayed there and Donald fell flat back.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, I one. I had to jump. I
Speaker 3: haven't I haven't had to jump in a really long time.
Speaker 3: But I had to jump to do the chest bump.
Speaker 4: So when I landed from the bump in the air,
Speaker 4: when I landed, I didn't land on my toes.
Speaker 3: I kind of landed in the middle of the toe.
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to qualify it. It's just funny
Speaker 1: that Jason momore chest bumped you to the ground.
Speaker 4: Because I could have caught my balance. But when I
Speaker 4: realized I was going over for the camera. Oh, in
Speaker 4: my mind, I said, this is way funnier.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought you really not care
Speaker 1: you're saying you leaned into the joke. Yes, I get
Speaker 1: it now, Well that's less satisfying.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. All right.
Speaker 1: Here's where I laughed out loud. When Lucy is walking
Speaker 1: backwards and she falls and onto a patient and she says,
Speaker 1: I'm on your tube and that's how.
Speaker 3: I eat.
Speaker 1: That shit was funny.
Speaker 3: That was very funny.
Speaker 1: I think I'm on your tube, Dads.
Speaker 3: He was. He was actually eating at that moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, upset about it. She was on the breast. Let's second,
Speaker 1: He's like, that's the vegetables. Get up, all right. Lucy
Speaker 1: wants to shadow Joe. Joe wants no part of it.
Speaker 1: JD then crashes Turk's operation. This was so weird.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, hold up, let's go let's hold up, let's
Speaker 4: go back all right. So Lucy wants to shadow Joe.
Speaker 4: Joe says go shadow Turk. She's like, get out of here.
Speaker 4: I can't because he's so knee deep in this new intern.
Speaker 4: Turn he was an intern. His new intern turns out
Speaker 4: to be a man that's older than Turk but is
Speaker 4: now back in medicool school and he's shadowing him and
Speaker 4: he's a yes man too, So he's.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think that guy should be in charge
Speaker 1: of the ana though. That's what I didn't understand, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think that that but even though he's an
Speaker 1: older guy, he didn't seem qualified to be in charge
Speaker 1: of fantasy. No woman have to.
Speaker 4: Actually be a doctor to be an anesthesiologist.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that I don't think that, like, uh,
Speaker 1: someone who wasn't up to the task would be in
Speaker 1: charge of putting someone down in surgery.
Speaker 3: That shit turned into all of a sudden, the Three Stooges.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that guy was just shy of bringing up
Speaker 1: a sub sandwich. You mean, like, sorry, I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle of lunch, right, right, right, right, So check this out.
Speaker 1: So the if I'm correct, and I could be wrong,
Speaker 1: that guy and the guy who's the.
Speaker 4: The other security security guard we're writing partnersh oh okay.
Speaker 1: Interesting that could be true. Well, they were, they were.
Speaker 1: He was a funny actor. I just didn't understand the
Speaker 1: storyline of him in charge of anesthesia that felt like,
Speaker 1: you're right, it felt like three stooges.
Speaker 3: It all of a sudden got very very slapsticky. He's
Speaker 3: like this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, I don't know to use this thing.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. This machine I'm in over my head. And
Speaker 1: the woman's like the woman keeps waking up.
Speaker 3: And you're like, You're like, shouldn't you should you should be?
Speaker 1: And then you do the what would Jade d what
Speaker 1: would John Dan do do? And then she's like you
Speaker 1: put in too many d's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why isn't she asleep?
Speaker 1: Why isn't she asleep? All right, So that happened. Now Joe,
Speaker 1: there's a twelve year old but Joe has a patient
Speaker 1: that is ill, and Lucy's trying to shadow her and
Speaker 1: the patient that still has a twelve year old boy,
Speaker 1: and Joe tries to get Drew to babysit him. He
Speaker 1: doesn't like children, so Joe has to look after this
Speaker 1: kid himself while Lucy takes the patient to go get MRI.
Speaker 1: I did get goosebumps when She comes back and says,
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that Lucy wouldn't. I know, it was
Speaker 1: probably just for the story, but I would have thought
Speaker 1: Lucy would be able to read an MRI. Know it
Speaker 1: was bad news at this point in her track. But
Speaker 1: maybe that's wrong. I don't know. But she asked Joe
Speaker 1: to read the MRI and Joe says, she's dying. And
Speaker 1: I thought that was a good moment. I got goosebumps
Speaker 1: at that moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was well. I liked that. I
Speaker 3: liked the connection that Eliza Koop and the kid created
Speaker 3: in the scene. Also, it was actually good, right was
Speaker 3: char Yeah? Very and so was she.
Speaker 4: I liked that a lot, and so I agree with you.
Speaker 4: This is when the show started really getting interesting. Also
Speaker 4: for me because now.
Speaker 3: And it's just me and I think this is a
Speaker 3: great thing for the writers.
Speaker 4: Everybody who had the problem in the show was old
Speaker 4: school scrubs.
Speaker 3: So even though a lot.
Speaker 4: You know, part of the intern cast or med school cast,
Speaker 4: she was an intern for two seasons before this, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, And so I'm well invested in
Speaker 4: her problems because I've been watching her, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. Like if that's another thing. Maybe if they
Speaker 4: would have bought familiar interns. I know, it's a different story,
Speaker 4: maybe you'll want that.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 3: Well, but like you know, but like.
Speaker 4: Sonny or you know, I'm sure, and Sonny does make
Speaker 4: an appearance later on. But if they would have bought
Speaker 4: in those guys and we followed that, maybe, but they
Speaker 4: just went straight up med school.
Speaker 1: And I did say that Mike is really a good actor.
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely, They're all great actors.
Speaker 4: His story only works because it's connected to doctor Cox,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. You're invested because it's Cox.
Speaker 4: When it's not them, you don't get. It's hard to
Speaker 4: be invested in the And it's not the actor's fault.
Speaker 4: It's the fault of the way that we shouldn't be
Speaker 4: on the show Man. It should be somebody completely, it
Speaker 4: should be completely there should just be one of us,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm not I'm not minimizing any of
Speaker 1: the wonderful actors when I compliment someone else. But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I noticed what a good actor Mike Mosley is in
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 3: He's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a very talented guy. Yeah, I thought I
Speaker 1: thought I thought every moment he managed to ride that line,
Speaker 1: which which is very tricky in Scrubs, which is I
Speaker 1: don't know. To be honest, I don't think I'm riding
Speaker 1: the line very well in this episode. I think I'm
Speaker 1: so broad and silly and I'm in a different I'm in,
Speaker 1: I'm in I'm in a slapstick show in my mind.
Speaker 1: But I watched Mike, and I said, he's riding the
Speaker 1: line really well. He's playing all of the all of
Speaker 1: it straight, like it's all real. Granted, he's not tasked
Speaker 1: with wearing owl cat makeup and working out of a tree,
Speaker 1: but uh, but I thought that he was playing it
Speaker 1: really believably well.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's another reason why I liked that storyline too,
Speaker 4: because it reminded it wasn't as slapsticky as everything else was.
Speaker 1: Although it's hard to believe that Drew doesn't have to
Speaker 1: run a code at this point in his medical career,
Speaker 1: they sure did take their time getting a crash card
Speaker 1: to this patient. They're just like, Okay, he's coding, what
Speaker 1: do we do? And I know that this is part
Speaker 1: of teaching, But like anyone who's seen the TV show
Speaker 1: in their life knows the first part is to get
Speaker 1: a crash card to the patient. They're just sitting there
Speaker 1: talking and he's like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, you know to fucking ask for the
Speaker 1: crash card. I mean, you've seen an episode of Scrubs.
Speaker 3: You've got it. You had to have seen er by
Speaker 3: now right.
Speaker 1: You never seen an R or Scrubs or grays Anatomy.
Speaker 1: You could just fucking yell, crash card. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Ask what a crash card? First?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Even I could tell you to yell for the
Speaker 1: crash card. I'm not I haven't been all this medical
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 3: He's coding. He's coding, Yeah, crash card, that's just standard.
Speaker 1: Then just let the nurses do their things. Slowly slink
Speaker 1: away way No, But he really panics in that moment.
Speaker 1: As I'm sure we're joking, but I'm sure many a
Speaker 1: doctor who's training panics because someone's life is truly literally
Speaker 1: in your hands. And he panics, and then JD steps in.
Speaker 1: But I again, I just had so much trouble, Like,
Speaker 1: of course you he's gonna step in. He's a fucking
Speaker 1: supposed to be a great doctor. But then like the
Speaker 1: smirk on not smirk, but the look on his face like,
Speaker 1: now I'm going to get attention from Cox. I that
Speaker 1: was so lame.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think that was so when I looked
Speaker 4: at it. That's what the voiceover said. But the look
Speaker 4: on his face to me looked like he was worried
Speaker 4: about Cox, And I think the voiceover for me, the
Speaker 4: voiceover didn't match the look.
Speaker 3: That he had.
Speaker 1: How do you mean he was worried about Cox.
Speaker 4: Because he knows how important this kid is to him,
Speaker 4: And even though he's joking, this would have been a
Speaker 4: better story. He knows how important the kid is to him,
Speaker 4: and he knows how invested he is in and and
Speaker 4: how much of this kid's career is now in his hands,
Speaker 4: and how he wants it to work. It would have
Speaker 4: been better if, yeah, JD's complaining about it, But when
Speaker 4: the moment happens, it's you know, I fucking wanted to
Speaker 4: gloat at this moment in time, but I couldn't help
Speaker 4: but think about my friend.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: That's a better story, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 4: instead it went to it went to haaa, I'm the
Speaker 4: fucking number two.
Speaker 3: I'm number one again.
Speaker 1: Right, which I didn't like. I also don't feel there's
Speaker 1: any reason for co. It would have been more interesting
Speaker 1: if Cox and JD had some sort of legit friendship.
Speaker 1: In this episode. JD feels like a fucking stalker. Mm hmm, Like, Stan,
Speaker 1: what's this thing?
Speaker 3: Stan stand he's done cold? I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he feels like at all, Yeah, why would Cox
Speaker 1: want to be friends with this guy who's fucking obsessed
Speaker 1: with him?
Speaker 3: It's like, dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still
Speaker 3: ain't calling.
Speaker 1: It would have been cooler if if, like, and maybe
Speaker 1: this will happen, if there's a reboot or something, We're like, no,
Speaker 1: they're they're friends now, like you know, they're their colleagues.
Speaker 1: He can still he can still diss them and be
Speaker 1: like a big brother to them in a way that
Speaker 1: the Bill in some ways is to me. He feels
Speaker 1: like a big brother who's still sometimes you know, big brotherish,
Speaker 1: but they're friends. Yeah, I mean that would be more
Speaker 1: interesting to me. Definitely.
Speaker 3: I thought that was the way that this was going
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 1: Well it's not. JD's like a fucking stalker wearing owl makeup.
Speaker 4: The other thing that's crazy is that so at the
Speaker 4: end of it, he goes and talks for both kids
Speaker 4: right at the end, right he talks for Lucy and
Speaker 4: he talks.
Speaker 3: For for Drew.
Speaker 4: It could have gotten there to say at the same time,
Speaker 4: and the argument should have been between j D and Cox.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I just I feel like it
Speaker 4: just missed the mark the story. The end of the
Speaker 4: story is the right ending, it's just the in between there.
Speaker 4: I would have liked it if the push and pull
Speaker 4: would have been between JD and Cox for the rest
Speaker 4: of the episode at.
Speaker 1: That And I would like to believe that there's any
Speaker 1: redeeming value in cos wanting to have a friendship with JD.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's like, why would I want to be
Speaker 1: friends with the fucking goofball who's like trapped in a
Speaker 1: twelve year old's body? Sorry, Joe, what were you gonna say?
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, continuing on this idea of like friendship,
Speaker 5: I thought in an older version of Scrubs, Turk would
Speaker 5: have gone way harder on JD.
Speaker 3: Oh Yeah, Like, dude, what if what the fuck are
Speaker 3: you doing? Bro? You're gonna he just came to you
Speaker 3: for advice? If we would have did that and got dissed. Man,
Speaker 3: we had each other. This dude has nobody bro come on.
Speaker 5: I like the moment where Turk would like suddenly be
Speaker 5: like the most mature person in the room. It like
Speaker 5: happened periodically. You'd be like, oh wow, like Turk's like
Speaker 5: an actual full a.
Speaker 6: Don't you were giving these moments with these like little
Speaker 6: side eyes where were like why are you doing these?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 6: I kept waiting. I'm like, Turk, go in, go in,
Speaker 6: and he just never does. I was missing it a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 3: Those are rare moments.
Speaker 4: I think was really the one that that's the missing
Speaker 4: factor right now is the grounding of this show.
Speaker 1: Carlo. Yeah, that's true. She's not even referenced.
Speaker 4: I read on Scrubs she's referenced. She's referenced. I thought
Speaker 4: we were leaving our wives at home.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm telling you that. On Scrubs Wiki, it
Speaker 1: says this is the first season nine episodes in which
Speaker 1: Carla is mentioned. Specific details are not given, but Turk
Speaker 1: mentions they are still together. Yeah, okay, so then we
Speaker 1: do that. There's that we're at the bar. JD talks
Speaker 1: about how much he loves sports, grass and how lovely
Speaker 1: it is. He calls beer sticky, and the guys imagine
Speaker 1: that that their dream would be to have candy hands.
Speaker 1: That turns anything to candy, and.
Speaker 4: Drew has a vulnerable moment. He comes up to doctor
Speaker 4: Cox and he says, you know, I fucked up?
Speaker 3: Do you think you could forgive me? Right? And coxes,
Speaker 3: I get to fuck out of here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is b And then this was so bad
Speaker 1: like Denise, Denise won't give the child her number to
Speaker 1: call her. That just felt like a bridge too far
Speaker 1: from me, don't I know it's I know it's a
Speaker 1: story point, but it's like when the little boys like
Speaker 1: this is gonna be hard. We will I be able
Speaker 1: to call you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, my mom's dying.
Speaker 3: I tracked my mom.
Speaker 1: I just fell out. I'm twelve. Can I have your
Speaker 1: number to ask questions?
Speaker 3: No? It's tracks though.
Speaker 4: She was like that, and she's been like, I won't
Speaker 4: you know, she doesn't really do the heartfelt stuff to
Speaker 4: a child.
Speaker 1: That just felt so fucking rough. Yeah, okay, like you said,
Speaker 1: Lucy's a horse girl.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Denise comes in. She says that that she's that they
Speaker 1: were studying and fornicating, and then we shot. We get
Speaker 1: the song the Wheepies, the Weepees song Can't Go Back Now,
Speaker 1: which is a really pretty song that ends this episode.
Speaker 1: I recommend the Wheepies if you don't know them. They're
Speaker 1: a beautiful band. And then this sports grass thing again
Speaker 1: at the end, and then JD confronts cox in a
Speaker 1: in a in a good way even though he's wearing
Speaker 1: the owl ears.
Speaker 3: You made it with tho.
Speaker 1: I tried, you know, I try. I saw the actor going,
Speaker 1: how do I play a scene straight while wearing owl
Speaker 1: makeup and ears?
Speaker 3: But I did my best makeup.
Speaker 1: What the fuck's an owl cat?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Look a D and D character, right, No,
Speaker 3: that's an owl bear.
Speaker 8: Our bear sounds like one.
Speaker 1: There's a tag at the end where the security guards
Speaker 1: say that they've got another case of turf freaks, meaning
Speaker 1: that this is a common problem with people who like
Speaker 1: made me laugh.
Speaker 4: In the beginning when it was just us on the turf,
Speaker 4: and then it got then I didn't like it anymore
Speaker 4: when it cut to the security guard. Should have ended
Speaker 4: with us, with us on the turf being fucking j
Speaker 4: D and Turk. That's how it should have ended.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But then it goes to their security cameras and
Speaker 1: they call us turf freaks, which means they have a
Speaker 1: recurring problem with people that are like get off by
Speaker 1: touching turf.
Speaker 3: And they're gonna go get the tranquilizer guy.
Speaker 1: No, it's a taser. This time is a taser. It's
Speaker 1: called the Conquista Door.
Speaker 3: The Mexican one. Right, get the Mexican.
Speaker 1: They're gonna go. They're gonna horrible. They're gonna like extra
Speaker 1: tas us, like, not just a regular taser, like a
Speaker 1: super strong one called the Conquista Door. Because we're on
Speaker 1: the turf. Wow, I'm gonna break. And Joelle, do you
Speaker 1: have some some opinions on season nine from us? We
Speaker 1: have two Oh so exciting everyone. You're not gonna want
Speaker 1: to miss this. Wait, I have something crazy to tell you.
Speaker 3: Right after the break. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Back, I don't really have anything to tell you. I
Speaker 1: was what was called just giving a tease before the
Speaker 1: break to ensure that you'd come back. You I can
Speaker 1: think of something crazy to tell us.
Speaker 8: You got us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how that's how it works in radio.
Speaker 8: All right, Joell, go ahead, which you want to hear first?
Speaker 8: Positive or negative?
Speaker 6: Let's start with the negative, so we can end with
Speaker 6: the positive.
Speaker 3: Sorry, yes, I.
Speaker 1: Agree, Yes, Joelle, go ahead lead it.
Speaker 9: Hello, Joel, Daniel Zach and JD. Greetings from flag Staff, Arizona.
Speaker 9: My name is Pete Casteonic and I just wanted to
Speaker 9: say such for the podcast. When I think back, you
Speaker 9: know a lot of us think back on COVID. What
Speaker 9: got us through it is that this podcast coming out,
Speaker 9: you know, the Scrubs came out when I was just
Speaker 9: going into high school, and I think having Scrubs really
Speaker 9: was just a cool outlet, you know, as someone who
Speaker 9: identifies with j D's character, you know, it just through
Speaker 9: all through high school and college, it was pretty pretty.
Speaker 3: Amazing to be able to tune in each week.
Speaker 9: That being said, I'm here to say why I hate
Speaker 9: episode three our role model, and I think the thing
Speaker 9: in this episode is someone who identifies with JD's character
Speaker 9: is I was kind of hoping that, you know, JD
Speaker 9: and Doctor Cox, his relationship would kind of move on
Speaker 9: more from exactly said approval and friendship to more of
Speaker 9: a you know, kind of like when doctor Kelso retired
Speaker 9: it was a little bit more fun loving and now
Speaker 9: I obviously I get the humor of the number one
Speaker 9: T shirt that Drew wears. But I think for me,
Speaker 9: it just felt really cheap that he was able to
Speaker 9: get doctor Cox's approval and love so so quickly. But
Speaker 9: I think just in general with the show, it just
Speaker 9: it's really kind of sad for me to see some
Speaker 9: of the you know, supporting characters and people in different
Speaker 9: positions other than the doctor kind of go away in
Speaker 9: the show. And I think for me, you know, the
Speaker 9: the funniest moments in Scrubs are with you know, when
Speaker 9: Neil the janitor, or with Ted the lawyer, and I think,
Speaker 9: you know, not having some of those more ancillary positions
Speaker 9: in the hospital involved, including the nurses, and it being
Speaker 9: more focused on the doctors and then the students becoming doctors,
Speaker 9: I think it's lost a lot of that breadth of humor.
Speaker 9: So I think, just for me, you know it the
Speaker 9: chemistry piece, you know, JD and Zach's chemistry in the
Speaker 9: show is obviously on point, but I think beyond that,
Speaker 9: it's just lacking that in general. Anyway, thanks for listening
Speaker 9: to my comments and I love the podcast. Thank you guys,
Speaker 9: Thank thanks.
Speaker 2: Peter.
Speaker 5: Peter sent us an email apologizing he was like I
Speaker 5: was so nervous, I said JD. When I met Donald twice,
Speaker 5: he caught it on his listen back, and he apologized Peter.
Speaker 1: I could tell he was nervous, So Donald, don't get
Speaker 1: upset with Peter.
Speaker 4: He's not gonna get upset. But I'm going to say
Speaker 4: one thing though. He I thought he was going to
Speaker 4: say exactly what we were saying.
Speaker 3: He wasn't. It switched.
Speaker 1: Really he said two really smart things. First, he said
Speaker 1: that he thought that JD and and Cox would be
Speaker 1: a little more like Cox and Kelso, which is what
Speaker 1: we're saying. And then he said something I didn't even
Speaker 1: thought of was missing. But he's right, all of the
Speaker 1: ancillary characters are.
Speaker 4: I love that part too. But then he also said
Speaker 4: the reason why he didn't like it, though, was because
Speaker 4: it took j D. He was He's jealous too. It
Speaker 4: took JD so long to get Cox's approval and this
Speaker 4: dude gets it right away. So part of there, if
Speaker 4: I heard correctly, he said, I didn't like the I
Speaker 4: don't like the fact that he's the number one character.
Speaker 4: He's the number one guy, and how Cox made him
Speaker 4: so part of him has a little bit of that
Speaker 4: jealousy in him too.
Speaker 3: Though, I hear you.
Speaker 1: That was really well said, people, absolutely, and thank you
Speaker 1: for being a listener and all the kind things you
Speaker 1: said about the show. And you know, I was saying
Speaker 1: preach during your whole two minute segment, well said, all right, Joelle,
Speaker 1: let's hear someone who really likes episode three of season nine.
Speaker 6: Take it away, Daniel.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, it's been a lot of fun listening to
Speaker 2: the show over the last couple of years, so of
Speaker 2: course I got to start out with a quick thank you.
Speaker 8: To Bill.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So I really like season nine episode three. I
Speaker 2: think for me personally, one of the biggest reasons why
Speaker 2: is because I don't know how it felt for you
Speaker 2: guys on set filming it performing it, But to me
Speaker 2: as a viewer, it doesn't really feel like anybody is
Speaker 2: phoning it in from the new cast to the old cast,
Speaker 2: Like everybody still feels in character and now what he
Speaker 2: feels like they're just there to take a paycheck. Everyone
Speaker 2: is super earnest. At least that's how it feels as
Speaker 2: a viewer. When you have Johnny c in the classic
Speaker 2: high school you know outfit with like the short shorts
Speaker 2: on and everything I mean, he's still killing it. I
Speaker 2: can't imagine Johnny c half assing performance. And I really
Speaker 2: also liked when Johnny c asks the class to let
Speaker 2: him clock the moment.
Speaker 8: That they realized they weren't going to make it as doctors.
Speaker 2: And Carrie Basha, her character is so earnest that she
Speaker 2: leans forward to really let him watch her soul die.
Speaker 8: I thought that was very funny.
Speaker 2: The physical comedy between Turk and JD is still there.
Speaker 2: I mean that chest bump where Zach just completely like
Speaker 2: caves his entire chest cavity, I thought was very funny.
Speaker 2: The surgery scene was another one where I laughed real hard.
Speaker 2: Donald just making me crack up when he just kept
Speaker 2: yelling why are you awake? Candy Hands was a classic
Speaker 2: one for me. I don't know why that, just that
Speaker 2: one just really hit me. But then I think also
Speaker 2: season nine, at least this episode kind of nails that heartfelt,
Speaker 2: sort of get you in the feels vibe that the
Speaker 2: rest of Scrubs had. The relationship between Denise and the
Speaker 2: kid I thought was a really good evolution of her character.
Speaker 2: And then I mean the audacity of this show to
Speaker 2: have Zach acting the hell out of that scene with
Speaker 2: Johnny C while he's in full on ridiculous cats makeup.
Speaker 1: I thought it was hard perfect.
Speaker 2: I liked most about that scene though, was when Zach
Speaker 2: calls him Perry. He doesn't do it as like a bit.
Speaker 2: It's not like a you know, flexing the relationship sort
Speaker 2: of thing. He just calls him Perry because in that
Speaker 2: moment they genuinely are equals. And I think that that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: I mean, season nine, as an epilogue, that just kind
Speaker 2: of lets you see a little bit into these characters' lives.
Speaker 2: I thought was really great. It just gives me a
Speaker 2: little more scrubs. And maybe I'm just a simple man,
Speaker 2: but I just wanted more scrubs, and I got more
Speaker 2: scrubs with some of my favorite characters, as well as
Speaker 2: a whole host of really good ones, really really good
Speaker 2: new ones. I will say that Cole should probably be
Speaker 2: in jail for sex crimes, but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 2: I think he's got a good, pretty good arc later on.
Speaker 2: But you know, still, anyway, love you guys, keep it up.
Speaker 2: You all putting in fantastic work and it's not unappreciated.
Speaker 8: So thanks so much.
Speaker 3: That was awesome very much. Tom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if you combine both both together, I
Speaker 4: think that's yeah. I think that's the general census, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. It's got so the show has
Speaker 4: so many great moments and their actors are so good.
Speaker 1: Tom was so convincing that he made me like the
Speaker 1: episode more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what you like because you may do
Speaker 3: the things that he talked about.
Speaker 4: He actually nailed the moments that we laughed at the
Speaker 4: hardest Man, and there were a lot of moments where
Speaker 4: we laughed.
Speaker 1: We said those same moments. And also I appreciate the
Speaker 1: compliment of trying to do an earnest, real genuine scene
Speaker 1: with Cox and Alil makeup. So I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 1: It's like a double black diamond acting exercise be taken
Speaker 1: seriously while wearing that.
Speaker 3: But that's fun.
Speaker 1: I'm really liking this exercise. Guys. I think it's so.
Speaker 1: It's a it's it's really cool to hear like a
Speaker 1: Cisco and Ebert pro and a con of the episode.
Speaker 9: I like it.
Speaker 6: It's lovely.
Speaker 3: Do you like it?
Speaker 1: Donald a Daishun?
Speaker 2: I do like it.
Speaker 3: You know what I like a lot though, as is
Speaker 3: that extended family comes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're going to segue to.
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Speaker 4: on Peacock the very next day. So if it's Wednesday,
Speaker 4: guess what Peacock.
Speaker 1: Okay, we were going to segue to plugs, but you
Speaker 1: just seamlessly went there right on in.
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Is that got we're going?
Speaker 4: You asked me, were asking for my final thought, pretty much,
Speaker 4: and my final thought is extended family Tuesdays.
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Speaker 3: Are they're French fries?
Speaker 1: There are French fries.
Speaker 3: On that note.
Speaker 1: Audience, We love you. Thanks for tuning. In we'll see
Speaker 1: you next time. Donald.
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