Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,
Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh, all right, So yeah,
Speaker 1: enjoy the full show. It starts right now.
Speaker 2: Has our show finally hit the big time?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: It's broken? Jeffrey in the morning. I'm not even talking
Speaker 2: about having close to seven hundred thousand TikTok followers.
Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive, thanks everyone.
Speaker 2: I mean it's really not that impressive. My mom has
Speaker 2: over eight hundred thousand. Sure, mom, I'm not talking about
Speaker 2: Brooke launching her own successful side podcast called how to
Speaker 2: Start your Own Third World Sweatshop with less than one
Speaker 2: hundred k and that's taken off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we interview the children. That was dark.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry he's by sustainable.
Speaker 2: But in maybe the biggest news of all for our show,
Speaker 2: we just found out that our own Alexis Fuller got
Speaker 2: accepted onto the exclusive top tier VIP dating app.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, this was if you could start dating a
Speaker 3: celebrity and make some tabloids, would be really helpful for us.
Speaker 1: Let's loose celebrity term on there. Obviously they let.
Speaker 2: You in, So I don't think Alexis you realize the
Speaker 2: greatness that you have achieved here. This is something you
Speaker 2: see contestants on The Bachelor trying to get on a list.
Speaker 2: Actors have used Rayah before. Alexis, you know this isn't
Speaker 2: just about you getting onto the end. This is about us.
Speaker 2: Now we need to use this as a marketing tool
Speaker 2: for our show. What do you think about posting the
Speaker 2: top loser line of the week on your dating profile?
Speaker 2: More beautiful and famous people listening.
Speaker 3: You don't think they're going to allow that on there's
Speaker 3: always suspended.
Speaker 1: Screen grab.
Speaker 2: Your plan is just to use this to marry a Hemsworth.
Speaker 1: I don't want to marry him, Jeff.
Speaker 2: The most forgettable Jonas brother, phil or Luke or whatever.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants a Jonas brother.
Speaker 2: You have to stop being so selfish, Alexis and think
Speaker 2: of the show first. We can say this what you're
Speaker 2: doing at the Prince of Mumbai's Grand Palace once with him?
Speaker 3: I mean that'd be better than our local events.
Speaker 1: I kind of liked what you doing to the bus stop.
Speaker 2: This show is on an upward trajectory. Thank you, Alexis.
Speaker 2: Now let's move on and get back into the shock
Speaker 2: collar question of the day with our own star of
Speaker 2: the show. Sort of.
Speaker 4: Thanks Joe sounded very genuine. Yeah, his name is Digital Jake.
Speaker 1: You're a start of my mom, Jake.
Speaker 2: He's too good for riots. Take it away, Jake.
Speaker 4: His movies have grossed over fourteen billion dollars worldwide.
Speaker 1: Whoa.
Speaker 4: He was named Time magazine sixty seventh most Influential person
Speaker 4: of two thousand and eight seven. And he's the only
Speaker 4: human being that can rock a go tea better than
Speaker 4: Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: It's the Prince of Mumbai.
Speaker 1: Wait, why does Santa have a goateee?
Speaker 4: Some call him Sherlock Holmes, some call him iron Man,
Speaker 4: but we know him as Robert Downey Junior. And today's birthday.
Speaker 4: But did you know he shares it with another even
Speaker 4: more famous celebrity who in their career had an estimated
Speaker 4: net worth of ninety nine million dollars before they passed
Speaker 4: away in twenty nineteen. Oh my god, I'm talking about
Speaker 4: the one, the only Tartar Sauce aka Grumpy Cat.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a birthday Cat, And.
Speaker 4: To celebrate these two legends of entertainment and their shared birthday.
Speaker 1: Fee Cat and Robert Downey June.
Speaker 4: That's right, Brooks, say it again. We're gonna play a
Speaker 4: special Robert Downey Versus Grumpy Kitty edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1: Please tell me it's one of those who said it.
Speaker 1: Where you read a quote, we have to guess.
Speaker 4: We'll go around the room and you give me a
Speaker 4: number one through twenty and I'll read you a title
Speaker 4: and you have to tell me if it's the name
Speaker 4: of a Grumpy Cat video or a Robert Downey Junior film.
Speaker 4: Guess correctly, and you stay in the game. This is
Speaker 4: so We'll start with the woman who has a shirtless
Speaker 4: photo of Grumpy Cat up in her cubicles, and that's Alexis.
Speaker 4: Even the cats, I've never seen a shirt full photo real. Alexis,
Speaker 4: give me a number one through twenty. Please ten, number
Speaker 4: ten too much? Son? Was that a Grumpy Cat video
Speaker 4: title or Robert Downey Junior movie?
Speaker 5: Game?
Speaker 1: This is the game.
Speaker 4: This is the game. This has always been the game.
Speaker 4: And you better rise the occasion.
Speaker 1: Grumpy Cat got a little grumpy when he.
Speaker 4: Was out, Alexis said, Grumpy Cat, that is correct. That's
Speaker 4: a nineteen ninety one our DJ philm are you. I
Speaker 4: would never lie about Robert Downey Junior versus Grumpy Is
Speaker 4: It just hid been sunburn film After what it's actually
Speaker 4: a multimillionaire is making out his will and his gay
Speaker 4: son and his daughter a lesi in yet he vows
Speaker 4: to leave his fortune to the first one who can
Speaker 4: produce a grandchild.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, wow's sun.
Speaker 4: But it's a playoff. Is there too much? You'll never know?
Speaker 4: Tell you watch it, Alexis, you're out embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Let's move over to Jose.
Speaker 4: Give me number one through twenty please.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go twelve. I love that number.
Speaker 4: Jose, this is a hard one. Oh no, grump of Thrones.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Is that a grumpy Cat clip or a Downy Junior flick?
Speaker 6: Okay, but imagine after iron Man dies, Robert Downey Junior
Speaker 6: is like, you know, has a new career.
Speaker 4: It's a grum wait iron Man.
Speaker 7: Oh spoiler alert.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it could.
Speaker 2: Have been like one of those like side passion projects
Speaker 2: that the actors like to do after they do like
Speaker 2: a big blockbuster film, they like to do an indie
Speaker 2: movie that like speaks more to their soul.
Speaker 7: And now I am.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say this is a grumpy Cat extravaganza.
Speaker 4: Jose said, grumpy Cat. That is correct. Ten years ago
Speaker 4: they put him on the actual throwne the Iron Throne
Speaker 4: from Game of Thrones and you know what, Grumby Cat
Speaker 4: he didn't like classic.
Speaker 2: Somebody needs to write the movie though Thrones and cast
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 5: In it.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Brook Brooki me number one through twenty seven. Brook,
Speaker 4: your title is back to School? Is that a Grumpy
Speaker 4: Cat video or a Robert Downey Junior movie.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a terrible comedy where.
Speaker 2: He's the father or the janitor that gives advice to all.
Speaker 3: The or it's like a playoff of Billy Madison where
Speaker 3: he's like going back to school. Right, Robert Downey Junior
Speaker 3: did a lot of questionable films, but I can also
Speaker 3: see Grumby Cat a little backpack on, just.
Speaker 2: Really upset about his first day.
Speaker 1: Of came But I'm gonna stick with RDJ.
Speaker 4: WHOA Brooks said Robert Downey Junior. That is correct. It's
Speaker 4: actually booth Oh, the nineteen eighty six comedy starring r.
Speaker 1: E J.
Speaker 4: And his dad Rodney Dangerfield when they attend the same college.
Speaker 4: And then in twenty twelve, grumpy Cat, equipped with a
Speaker 4: tiny backpack, makes his way to a local school following
Speaker 4: a trail of chicken and liver Cat trees.
Speaker 1: So I got both plots right, Yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Kind of did, Jeffrey, you gotta get this one right
Speaker 4: or Robert Downey Junior and Grumpy Cat is over forever, Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: give me number one through twenty please thirteen, Jeffery, your
Speaker 4: title is rented lips. Was that a Robert Downey Junior
Speaker 4: movie or a Grumpy Cat video?
Speaker 6: I hope this one's a Robert Downy to follow up
Speaker 6: to the pre movie.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the mouth on that grumpy Cat. He's
Speaker 2: got like down like you focus right in on that mouth,
Speaker 2: and I would rent those lips.
Speaker 4: Frown.
Speaker 1: I picture him with those wax lips. Yeah, get wax lips.
Speaker 2: On the mind immediately went to grumpy Cat on that
Speaker 2: give me.
Speaker 4: Grumpy Cat, jeff said, grumpy Cat, that is incorrect. That's
Speaker 4: a nineteen eighty eight Robert Downey Junior film where two
Speaker 4: friends are given the chance to cree their passion project,
Speaker 4: a musical on Indian farming. That means you've won this
Speaker 4: edition of Plenty of Plenty from Kennedy Brown.
Speaker 2: So Jose gets to choose who gets shocked, and they're
Speaker 2: going to be singing Promiscuous by Nelly for time.
Speaker 7: I don't know who I want to get shocked? Can
Speaker 7: I choose myself? Yeah, this is for you, grubby.
Speaker 1: Cat bro shock me okay from.
Speaker 7: Misuse cat you will.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you stopped that happened.
Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Fifteen to twenty years ago, there was a middle school
Speaker 2: kid who was running probably one of the first ever
Speaker 2: internet scams, a middle school kid, and you may have
Speaker 2: been a victim of it. Oh, up until this point,
Speaker 2: he's never told anyone about this, But after you hear it,
Speaker 2: you might think, dang, that could be the smartest middle
Speaker 2: school kid ever. And he owes me my two hundred
Speaker 2: bucks back. Wait what you're gonna hear it? In a
Speaker 2: brand new mass speaker that's coming up.
Speaker 8: You don't hear me?
Speaker 4: Concession. I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2: Little mouse speaker got a text to seventy eight five
Speaker 2: nine two says I just witnessed my wife of fourteen
Speaker 2: years slice up a banana using scissors, and I don't
Speaker 2: know if I'll ever recover from that mental image.
Speaker 3: I want to try it, don't I used?
Speaker 1: No, dude, kitchen scissors are money. I use it to
Speaker 1: cut up chicken breast.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's so good. It's a good PSA at all the wives.
Speaker 2: Don't scissor your husband's bananas. Okay. We learn all sorts
Speaker 2: of important lessons on this segment of what not to
Speaker 2: do in your life. I'm supposed to do that.
Speaker 1: You may say it differently.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll learn a new lesson from today's guest caller,
Speaker 2: who's chosen to go by Jason as his alias. So, Jason,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Hello, how are you doing? Jason?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 5: Good god?
Speaker 1: How are you okay? I mean, even with the voice changer,
Speaker 1: you seem pretty chill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, voice changer is on for it. You're the mass speaker. Now,
Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 9: All right. So, back when I was in like the
Speaker 9: seventh grade, I was, uh, I was kind of an
Speaker 9: internet camera.
Speaker 1: You just dropped that castle. I mean you're a twelve
Speaker 1: year old internet scammer? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it was an inn camera.
Speaker 2: Why are you so casual about this?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean I was thinking about three hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: What was the scam you were running.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean back then, like I go to the
Speaker 9: website Nickelodeon dot com. Yeah, and they had this game
Speaker 9: called nick Tropolis. Okay, they said, what Ukraine an avatar
Speaker 9: build a house, furnish it even you.
Speaker 1: Won't okay, just interact. Look did you play this, Selexis?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounded familiar.
Speaker 2: I thought it kind of sounds like the Sims, but
Speaker 2: like a kid's version of that. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and there was these options about nice of furniture TVs.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, I will say, because I'm a big Fortnite guy,
Speaker 6: when you buy a rare skin, kids know, they're like,
Speaker 6: oh my gosh, you have.
Speaker 7: The Dark Night from season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I can see you.
Speaker 7: Find a rare couch and people being like.
Speaker 4: Oh damn.
Speaker 2: It's funny how in this game you could be like
Speaker 2: a little bougie Seventh.
Speaker 3: I don't understand where the skim comes in though, so
Speaker 3: you you play and what.
Speaker 9: It comes So back then, you know, if you forget
Speaker 9: your password to your account, one of the security questions
Speaker 9: you could choose was what is your eye color?
Speaker 2: Okay okay, and.
Speaker 9: If you got it right, it would tell you your
Speaker 9: past were right there? Oh right, well yeah, so I
Speaker 9: decided to use that information for my own benefits.
Speaker 2: What hell.
Speaker 9: So in the game, I go to popular locations in
Speaker 9: nick Tropolis and I just write down random people's use
Speaker 9: the name, so I thought, and I log out type in.
Speaker 10: To use the name.
Speaker 9: Each of them had a security questions that to.
Speaker 5: What is the eye color?
Speaker 1: Oh? You just gall I mean I would assume everybody's brown.
Speaker 2: Pople at brown Eyes is all right, you get into it,
Speaker 2: you're getting done.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're almost as smart as the twelve.
Speaker 2: Year old you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, most of us had eye colors.
Speaker 2: The question the easiest one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you don't have you know, what was your
Speaker 6: you know, great ants, middle or your first job one.
Speaker 9: Se see y'all, see, y'all kitching all.
Speaker 5: You're kitching on.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've hacked into their nick Tropolis account. Now
Speaker 2: what what do you do with that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Okay, So when I'm in there and I would go
Speaker 9: to that houses, yeah, basically I raise them.
Speaker 2: You would raise their virtual house.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, So I sent all of this furniture and
Speaker 9: decorations to my.
Speaker 1: Account you can gift to other people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: So, I mean that sucks, But like, where does the
Speaker 3: three hundred dollars come in? How are you making three
Speaker 3: hundred dollars a month on this?
Speaker 9: Well, you have to go to the store in the game.
Speaker 9: But I can say I don't say I quote.
Speaker 5: Unquote purchased myself.
Speaker 9: So I'm taking those things and I took from the
Speaker 9: other people, and I'm reselling them at a lower price.
Speaker 6: All people do this in baseball games where they they
Speaker 6: get stubs and they resell.
Speaker 1: Them in the video game.
Speaker 7: Yeah, in the video game abundance of things, and it
Speaker 7: turns into like.
Speaker 1: That's kind of this would not fly on Club Penguin.
Speaker 2: Let me wait, this big screen TV looks exactly like
Speaker 2: the one that was stolen from my house.
Speaker 1: Wait did you ever get caught by any of the users?
Speaker 1: Did they call you out?
Speaker 9: No? No, it's surprised and they never got cout.
Speaker 2: The beauty of the early days of like Nickelodeon, dot
Speaker 2: com and it's just.
Speaker 7: A small crime.
Speaker 6: Imagine going to your mom and crying, like, mom, someone
Speaker 6: took all the furniture in the video game.
Speaker 5: Are they going to kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Good luck?
Speaker 1: Wow, So you were you were a burglar?
Speaker 7: Burglar?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you sound so happy about it, like
Speaker 2: you're admitting to scamming all these like poor little kids
Speaker 2: out of their accounts.
Speaker 9: I mean that I needed but it was funny.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 9: But I think it hit me in real life. Now
Speaker 9: I'm a used car.
Speaker 2: No old stuff. You're not stealing those cars that you're
Speaker 2: selling first, right the question?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, okay, somebody else is he buys him
Speaker 1: with a board?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thanks for that confession. I'm a little bit
Speaker 2: scared to talk to you, but text in seven eight,
Speaker 2: five nine too. If you have a confession you've been
Speaker 2: holding on to, will hide your identity, mask your voice,
Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 5: Your phone TAP's coming up next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In today's prank, two roommates have been living in a
Speaker 2: house together, and after a whole year, one finally convinced
Speaker 2: the other to hire a professional house cleaner. Really really, now.
Speaker 2: The guy we're about to call never wanted anybody to
Speaker 2: come over to his place. He was worried that they'd
Speaker 2: steal stuff or rearrange things in a weird way because
Speaker 2: he never had one growing up, so he was very,
Speaker 2: very wary, with good reason. Though, because his roommate listens
Speaker 2: to our show and called us with a wild idea, saying,
Speaker 2: let's have Brooke be the house cleaner who's stuck in
Speaker 2: a dark room and can't find her way out. Yep,
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear it in your phone. Tap right Now's
Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenty.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Trevor, Trevor.
Speaker 3: Speaking.
Speaker 11: How can I help you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm a I'm the housekeeper you hired for today.
Speaker 11: Oh oh hey, how you doing?
Speaker 7: Probably to call my roommate you're the one that hired you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I tried to call him. He didn't answer,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I just I need some help.
Speaker 3: Help with what? How can I help you?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 1: Funny thing happened to me? So I'm in a room
Speaker 1: and I I can't get out.
Speaker 2: You're in a room that you can't get out.
Speaker 4: Where are you at?
Speaker 11: You're on the first floor.
Speaker 3: No, I'm up on the second floor and it's just
Speaker 3: so dark and I can't find the light switch anywhere.
Speaker 2: So wait, you're you're the house cleaner and you're went
Speaker 2: into a room where there was no lights.
Speaker 3: And you could just let me know, like light switches
Speaker 3: usually left wall, right, wall in the middle.
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: What was what? Didn't hear anything?
Speaker 10: I heard it Lloyd's room?
Speaker 3: Are you in, Like I said, I'd love to tell you,
Speaker 3: but I can't see it.
Speaker 7: Real problem.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kind of like putting my hands out
Speaker 3: and feeling along that.
Speaker 10: What are you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get out of here. There's anything
Speaker 1: valuable around here? Do you?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're in my room or not,
Speaker 2: but like you can just easily just open the drape
Speaker 2: that way you can just see, you know, have some light.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I did not think of that.
Speaker 1: Now I just need to find which.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, what there.
Speaker 1: Was just something in the middle of the floor. That's weird,
Speaker 1: right to keep things in.
Speaker 7: The middle of the floor.
Speaker 4: Knocking over my well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's your stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't see anything, so, I mean, it's amazing. I
Speaker 3: could hold my hand in front of my face. I
Speaker 3: got nothing. If I swing my arm around me.
Speaker 1: I just thought if I swung that way, it'd be fine.
Speaker 1: But maybe if I just swing the other way.
Speaker 12: This is what I did not want him to get a.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is gonna be a lot of cleaning.
Speaker 1: I don't know what my company, what.
Speaker 3: Kind of quote they gave you, but they take me
Speaker 3: another hour or so.
Speaker 2: What are you doing just trying to.
Speaker 8: Find a light switch, a drake?
Speaker 4: Oh my.
Speaker 7: Bugger.
Speaker 4: At this point, I think you're just you're just purposely making.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen, I hear you. But good news. I
Speaker 1: don't want to lose good news. I found my vacuum.
Speaker 1: I've got it right here.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: I say, this is a big.
Speaker 1: Room, this is a.
Speaker 4: Whatever you're doing, let me ask.
Speaker 1: You a question that's totally unrelated. How's your insurance like
Speaker 1: Runner's insurance?
Speaker 2: Are you saying that because you broke all my.
Speaker 8: Out?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, that was on my knee out.
Speaker 3: You know, it's interesting that you're not worried about me
Speaker 3: in this situation, because you're.
Speaker 12: The one that's wiping everything thats walking around the house.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure most of this stuff was broken when
Speaker 3: I got here.
Speaker 1: Did you want a big party last night?
Speaker 4: Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: Now that one that one I dropped.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna call my room right now
Speaker 2: and tell him.
Speaker 3: Actually, you know, I forgot to mention at the beginning
Speaker 3: when I was looking.
Speaker 1: Around here that I have already talked to him.
Speaker 4: Eric.
Speaker 3: Him, Yeah, yeah, I talked to him when he set
Speaker 3: you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What oh god, Yeah, that's actually our studio. This is
Speaker 1: actually Brook for Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Those sound effects.
Speaker 3: God, did you really think I was a house cleaner
Speaker 3: that couldn't find a life switch?
Speaker 2: I thought everything that I owned wind Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 4: That's so nervous that that one.
Speaker 1: Was your television. But I'm sure you have a warranty
Speaker 1: I do, but still.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, wake every morning with slow tap weekday
Speaker 5: mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In a new relationship, there's all sorts of little things
Speaker 2: that can give you the ICKND like if they part
Speaker 2: their hair the same way your dog does, is right
Speaker 2: in half, or if after every kiss they giggle and
Speaker 2: in a baby voice say do it again, mama, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, coming back from those. That's why one of
Speaker 2: our listeners needs our help today because she's been dating
Speaker 2: this great guy and the one thing that might be
Speaker 2: giving him the ick is the awkward text exchanges that
Speaker 2: they've been having. And like just this morning, she got
Speaker 2: a message she has no idea how to respond to.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna try and step in and help her
Speaker 2: out with a brand new textual healing coming up.
Speaker 8: I like it.
Speaker 2: Text you will, then text you will needless to say.
Speaker 2: This morning show has many many skins using our fingers,
Speaker 2: pencil tricks, tummy tickles, me and Jose pinching our noses
Speaker 2: when we pass by Brooks lunch. We are very very
Speaker 2: good with our fingers.
Speaker 1: You can spell cauliflowers so much. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not pleasant, especially when you put it in
Speaker 2: the microwaves.
Speaker 1: Yes, with spinach.
Speaker 2: But you know what, maybe our best finger skill is texting,
Speaker 2: and we have to help our listeners come up to
Speaker 2: our level with this segment called textual Healing, where we
Speaker 2: help somebody with their texting conversation when they don't quite
Speaker 2: know what to say. And today's honored guest who needs
Speaker 2: some tender textual healing is Dory. So let's welcome Dory
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 10: How you doing, tie, everybody?
Speaker 1: Are you hungry? You want some lunch? I'll give you some?
Speaker 2: Yeah, say no, say no.
Speaker 11: Ye.
Speaker 2: Story. You reached out for us because you need help
Speaker 2: with some texting. Who are we going to be texting today?
Speaker 10: Yes, you guys, I met this guy and we've been
Speaker 10: going out three or four weeks.
Speaker 12: It's not exclusive.
Speaker 10: We haven't had the exclusive talk. But in real life,
Speaker 10: I really really like him.
Speaker 1: In virtual life, do you like him too?
Speaker 12: Not so much?
Speaker 10: No, in texting life, it's a problem. The thing is,
Speaker 10: when we're together, it's great, I have no issues.
Speaker 2: I really like.
Speaker 10: Him again, But when it comes to texting, we're off.
Speaker 7: Really really, I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's just not I mean, I feel like there's
Speaker 3: a lot of people out there that don't know how
Speaker 3: to keep a conversation going on text.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Does it feel like you
Speaker 1: text him and then things just stop?
Speaker 10: I'm just not sure what it is.
Speaker 12: It's really not vibing.
Speaker 10: It's like it's so different from how we are when
Speaker 10: we're together.
Speaker 2: Like, do you have an example of like how you're
Speaker 2: texting is in meshing with each other?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Actually I do. So. One time he texted me and
Speaker 10: he said, when you come over later, the neighbor's kids
Speaker 10: have challenged us to a water fight.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 12: That is cute, right, right?
Speaker 10: That was a cute text, and so I texted back,
Speaker 10: I said, oh, that sounds like fun I'm.
Speaker 1: In Yeah, that's a good response, square gut emoji.
Speaker 10: And then he texted, should I wait for you to
Speaker 10: boil the water? Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait, he's gonna pour boiling water on the neighbor children.
Speaker 1: It's funny, right, yeah.
Speaker 12: I mean I was confused. I was like what, and
Speaker 12: then he was just like, oh, he was just joking.
Speaker 10: But that's an example I'm trying to say of why
Speaker 10: it's off in real life.
Speaker 12: I don't seem to have that confusion.
Speaker 1: In real life.
Speaker 2: You get jokes on you where you could see your
Speaker 2: water boiling in real life. That way, there's no question.
Speaker 7: This is a thing. You have bad text chemistry.
Speaker 4: Usually if you talk.
Speaker 1: About this a lot, they'll say is that a bad thing?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Is it like bad for a relationship?
Speaker 7: You know, excited to text him?
Speaker 1: Like are you worried about but you're doing You're not
Speaker 1: gonna text all day anyway? That's true.
Speaker 10: I mean I am a little bit worried about it
Speaker 10: because it sets a dynamic off like I don't know
Speaker 10: to go forward or what.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you you feel like every time that you
Speaker 2: guys do a text conversation, it's like subtracting from your
Speaker 2: relationship in real life. So where are you at right
Speaker 2: now in your convo with him via text?
Speaker 10: It's still confusing to me, Like, actually, today he texted
Speaker 10: me something. That's why I'm calling you, guys. I don't
Speaker 10: know how to respond.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I sent him with let me.
Speaker 12: Read it to you.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 10: I said, Hey, that computer that you let me borrow,
Speaker 10: do you know how much ram it has?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: It sounds like a bad pick up life.
Speaker 2: Do you let you borrow a computer?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Well he let me a computer.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: It was a really serious question I needed to.
Speaker 10: Know for downloading or whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 10: So I was serious about it, and he responded, you guys,
Speaker 10: he said, sorry, I don't know. It was a friend
Speaker 10: of mine and he's dead.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, how do you read that?
Speaker 7: Very dark?
Speaker 10: I don't know what to think.
Speaker 13: I mean, I didn't respond or text back because I
Speaker 13: don't know whether to make a joke. If he was joking,
Speaker 13: you know, if it's really true, then I might say
Speaker 13: something that's insensitive to a dead man.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Help.
Speaker 2: So we're responding back to this text with you right
Speaker 2: now about his friend, we're possibly dying?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, can you just right back? Are you serious? Question?
Speaker 2: Markers sounds kind of cold and heartless. I think that
Speaker 2: no matter what happens, especially early on in a relationship,
Speaker 2: you want to keep things as light and as playful
Speaker 2: as possible.
Speaker 1: You mentioned a friend, but maybe.
Speaker 2: But he was joking about the water balloons and boiling
Speaker 2: water on top of children. His sense of humor is
Speaker 2: a little bit different.
Speaker 1: So what if you.
Speaker 3: Write back and you say, uh, oh is this computer cursed?
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, no.
Speaker 7: If he's dark, you gotta go darker?
Speaker 6: Be like, how did you kill him?
Speaker 7: How did you murder your friend?
Speaker 1: That curse was dark enough?
Speaker 2: What about what if you said, how about we get
Speaker 2: out the Ouiji board and ask him?
Speaker 7: That's dark?
Speaker 2: Stry? What do you think? I have lots of options
Speaker 2: to choose from.
Speaker 6: There, none of them are being normal at this point, though,
Speaker 6: you have to get back with a dark song.
Speaker 2: Well, she didn't come to us for a normal response
Speaker 2: to be like, oh sorry, we need a fun, playful response.
Speaker 3: You want a saance to talk to the friend to
Speaker 3: figure out them.
Speaker 2: I mean that's acknowledging what he said. It's joking back
Speaker 2: in a not mean way. What do you think, Torri?
Speaker 10: I do like where you're coming from, So I feel
Speaker 10: like I could say something like, well, can we have
Speaker 10: a sayance so we can find out.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 1: You could use that crystal ball emoji.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whatever, but whatever, the message will come through
Speaker 3: either way.
Speaker 2: Why don't you Why don't you type that out and
Speaker 2: send it to your your new guy friend here.
Speaker 12: I'm want to do it right now, you guys, Okay,
Speaker 12: you have.
Speaker 7: To do it right now.
Speaker 2: That's the.
Speaker 1: Name.
Speaker 2: We didn't ask for his name.
Speaker 1: Okay, need it?
Speaker 12: Okay right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to distract her and ruin the
Speaker 2: text laughing.
Speaker 1: Okay, she makes so funny?
Speaker 7: Is funny?
Speaker 12: All right, I'm gonna send it.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: And okay, all.
Speaker 7: Right, there's no way he's like, actually, my friend does
Speaker 7: haunt me.
Speaker 1: It couldn't come back to this Friday, so that works
Speaker 1: out perfectly.
Speaker 7: But this is fun enough.
Speaker 2: We've laid the groundwork for a nice, playful conversation for
Speaker 2: the rest of the way. We're gonna come back and
Speaker 2: see if he responds to that.
Speaker 5: For the other.
Speaker 1: Friend, what's his name? Who are we texting? Andre Andre.
Speaker 2: We'll see if Andre responds and we continue textual healing
Speaker 2: right after this. We're in the middle of textual healing
Speaker 2: with our listener Dory, and normally we get a lot
Speaker 2: of relationship stuff on this segment about how to text
Speaker 2: your crush or the ups guy, how to text Brooks
Speaker 2: husband to get him out of the house so Roy
Speaker 2: the traveling salesman can come over, but a.
Speaker 7: Lot of excuses for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the text with Roy is fine, though, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: kidding any if you're listening, there's no This.
Speaker 2: Is a little bit different though, because Dorry needs our
Speaker 2: help texting the guy that she's just started dating. All
Speaker 2: their in person chemistry is off the charts, it's just
Speaker 2: when they're on the phone texting it can get a
Speaker 2: little bit rocky and they can't tell when the other
Speaker 2: person is joking or not.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know, I still don't fully know either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why she emailed us today, because she was
Speaker 2: asking him over text about a computer that she borrowed
Speaker 2: and how much ram it has. He responded with, I
Speaker 2: don't know. That computer belonged to my dead friend. So
Speaker 2: that put us at an interesting fork in the road.
Speaker 2: Do we take that seriously or assume that it was
Speaker 2: a joke.
Speaker 3: I mean, like Alexis said, this is why emojis were invented.
Speaker 1: He needs them.
Speaker 2: He joked before with a previous text. So we went
Speaker 2: down that road again and wrote back, well, maybe we
Speaker 2: should do a seance to find out. Yeah, trying to
Speaker 2: be played. Yeah, and I'm thinking, like, after we did it,
Speaker 2: I'm worried, like, did we really do that? That's a
Speaker 2: little bit it is a little bit dangerous.
Speaker 1: We can apologize.
Speaker 2: I am interested to see if Andre has replied to it, dorry,
Speaker 2: Have you gotten any word back?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Oh no?
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 10: Okay? He said, oh snap, do you believe in that too?
Speaker 10: We should one hundred percent emoji do a seance for
Speaker 10: our next date.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, he continues.
Speaker 10: If he responds, you're gonna love him. He's a great guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm worried.
Speaker 2: How do you how do you read that door? Do
Speaker 2: you think he's joking back or is he being serious?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 10: I think he believes in ghosts?
Speaker 1: Where do you stand on that belief? Are you down
Speaker 1: having a seance with your new boyfriend?
Speaker 7: She's not gonna have a really saying.
Speaker 3: Does mean that it actually is the friend's laptop and
Speaker 3: the friends did see.
Speaker 7: I'm one hundred percent on the joking side.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 7: People want to joke around NonStop, like me, never stop.
Speaker 7: That's why it says non stop, Brook, he just took
Speaker 7: it too far exactly. He's not gonna stop.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he is, because if he'd sent
Speaker 2: the text without mentioning the friends specifically, then I would
Speaker 2: think it's a joke. But the fact that he's bringing
Speaker 2: up his friend might mean that that's serious.
Speaker 1: And then you're going to meet him. I think he
Speaker 1: thinks you're going to meet him. It should be cool.
Speaker 1: That's a step in a relationship. Friends.
Speaker 2: Is it a little bit too soon to be meeting
Speaker 2: the dead? Friends?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 7: Okay, now meet Grandma. Let's find her relatives.
Speaker 12: You guys, I'm so worried now, I mean, what do
Speaker 12: I say?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Now we gotta legitimately find out if this
Speaker 3: is a joke or not?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Do we need to do that?
Speaker 1: Brook?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: What else do we do?
Speaker 3: We just keep on the road and we don't know
Speaker 3: whether we should show up on Friday night.
Speaker 2: The trains in motion, don't jump in front and try
Speaker 2: to stop it.
Speaker 7: Now keep joking.
Speaker 1: Why do you say this? What do you say?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 1: Truth is it'd be my first seance. What should I
Speaker 1: bring to that type of date?
Speaker 7: What do I wear?
Speaker 2: I just doesn't like it? Now?
Speaker 7: Is being polite?
Speaker 2: She always says, totally.
Speaker 1: Want to know what you need to know? Like do
Speaker 1: you bring a bottle of wine? Do you need to
Speaker 1: wear a black dress?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 1: Where are we at?
Speaker 2: Are you actually open to a seance here? Dorri for real?
Speaker 10: Not really?
Speaker 2: But maybe there's a way we can joke in back home.
Speaker 10: I really, I really like you guys response.
Speaker 12: That's truth.
Speaker 10: It'll be my first seance.
Speaker 2: What should I bring?
Speaker 10: I like?
Speaker 2: Now you do? Okay, then just send that. Let's just
Speaker 2: send it, okay, you guys.
Speaker 12: I've texted, okay, texted it, and now.
Speaker 7: We'll only I think be able to tell from this text.
Speaker 6: Because if he says wear something nice and be respectful
Speaker 6: for the.
Speaker 7: Dead, then you'll know he's serious. If he's like a
Speaker 7: bunny costume.
Speaker 2: Then you know he's go to a pet cemetery and
Speaker 2: dig up a dead animal. We meet the bones from it.
Speaker 12: You guys, you guys, he touched it back.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was really quick for a geez. He's really
Speaker 2: excited about this.
Speaker 10: He said, Oh, are you serious? That could be a
Speaker 10: deal breaker for me.
Speaker 3: Doing it or not doing it, no asking, no admitting
Speaker 3: that it's her first time.
Speaker 10: That or or me being into it is a deal breaker.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Yeah, just say I was joking
Speaker 1: and just leave it at that, and then and then
Speaker 1: he can decide what the joke was.
Speaker 2: Can we joke back and say, like, oh, thank god,
Speaker 2: because I was worried I was gonna fall in love
Speaker 2: with your dead friend, or you.
Speaker 1: Were worried his friend was going to hit on you.
Speaker 2: I mean, because remember, like our mission here is just
Speaker 2: to try and connect with Andre this guy that she's.
Speaker 1: Texting, and it is off still it is.
Speaker 2: Well, we're talking too much about Andrea's possibly dead friends.
Speaker 1: I like, I like your joke. I think your joke's funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: like I do.
Speaker 2: I liked your version of it, though a little bit
Speaker 2: better than mine.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was worried that he was going to
Speaker 1: hit on me anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ghosts have a thing for me, So I was
Speaker 2: worried he was going to fall in love with me anyway.
Speaker 2: What you're showing by by doing that is that you're
Speaker 2: like a light, playful person. You don't take things too seriously.
Speaker 2: You're just trying to like have a good time with him, right.
Speaker 10: I'm not being judgmental or yeah, let's just send that.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can put a laugh emoji on the end
Speaker 2: because it's a little ghosts it's a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smile. Remind him he can use those two.
Speaker 2: Lead by example.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, so let's see I'm getting it, Okay,
Speaker 10: I thank god.
Speaker 2: Do you always have this big of like like a
Speaker 2: build up every time you send a text to anybody
Speaker 2: you have to hype yourself up for it?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 10: And no, it's just because you know it's so new
Speaker 10: and I really like him and I don't want to Okay,
Speaker 10: So all right, so okay, I've written it.
Speaker 2: Button said, there we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, you feel like you're text with your mom right now?
Speaker 2: All right? I mean, I just feel like we're not
Speaker 2: like crossing the line here. We're not being offensive. We're
Speaker 2: just being playful and joky and fun stay in.
Speaker 7: The middle, which is good.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: If he writes back and is like, no, sances on.
Speaker 5: He wrote that.
Speaker 2: Guy, he wrote that, Oh god, he's really fast. What
Speaker 2: did he say?
Speaker 10: He said to laugh emoji.
Speaker 12: Yes, okay, he said, I was just messing with you.
Speaker 12: I don't have a dead friend, thank god. But we
Speaker 12: should text more.
Speaker 10: You're funny.
Speaker 1: Oh no, text wary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if we can be there for
Speaker 2: every single text conversation that you have. But you know
Speaker 2: what we'll do. We'll give you Brooks new landline. So
Speaker 2: she's the only one in the entire city who has one.
Speaker 1: Now you know she's gonna be answered or the kids
Speaker 1: will answer.
Speaker 2: That whole Family's funny. You feel like we've held you
Speaker 2: out there, Dori. Can we leave you to it now?
Speaker 12: I think you guys an amazing job.
Speaker 10: I think going forward, our texts will dive better together now.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, you need to read every text from
Speaker 3: this man as a joke.
Speaker 1: On texts.
Speaker 2: Do those voice texts from now on?
Speaker 4: Amaze?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just so that you don't frustrate people with your
Speaker 1: slow texting.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, that's textual. It's brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We have an early nominee for Employee of the Year
Speaker 2: after a Walmart worker shared the hilarious thing that happened
Speaker 2: during her work break and it instantly went viral. Plus
Speaker 2: a brand new dating hat that forces your biggest crush
Speaker 2: to think about you all the time wherever they go,
Speaker 2: and you don't even have to stalk to them this time, Alexis,
Speaker 2: let's work for you. All of that is coming up
Speaker 2: in a brand.
Speaker 1: New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 2: We're doing it. Oh my gosh, did you guys read
Speaker 2: the latest Vogue? Apparently? Yeah, all of them. Apparently. The
Speaker 2: new summer fashion this year is bleached brows, yellow clogs,
Speaker 2: and then hanging out of the back of your cargo pants.
Speaker 1: Is your TikTok click shot.
Speaker 2: Old fashion moves. When we do TikTok click shot where
Speaker 2: we talk about the biggest tiktoks of the past week,
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock,
Speaker 2: which is from a Walmart employee named Brook. So right there,
Speaker 2: you know she's nothing but trouble. This could be for
Speaker 2: her user name is big Bicep Brook.
Speaker 1: Although I did a lot of push ups yesterday, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get there.
Speaker 2: Well this Brook has got a couple hundred thousand views
Speaker 2: on her latest video talking about what she did during
Speaker 2: her latest shift working at Walmart.
Speaker 1: Okay, bruh.
Speaker 11: I usually take naps at work on my lunch break
Speaker 11: and I send an alarm, And today I sent an alarm.
Speaker 11: I guess I turned it off because I woke up
Speaker 11: like two hours later and my shift is over.
Speaker 5: Oh it was a.
Speaker 11: Good nap, though, I'm going back home to finish that nap.
Speaker 2: That did basically silenced her alarm when it went off.
Speaker 2: Kept on napping right through the entire rest of her shift.
Speaker 4: And I bet a dollar.
Speaker 2: That's not a good sign. Nobody at your work knows
Speaker 2: that you're gone.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The people in the comments weren't even mad at her, saying,
Speaker 2: a win's a win, girl, Get that rest.
Speaker 3: I have taken so many car parking lot now. You
Speaker 3: always tell me to take the side of the road sometimes.
Speaker 2: Too, hopefully not in the middle of your work shift.
Speaker 1: You'll never know.
Speaker 2: One person said, I would just tell him you forgot
Speaker 2: to clock back in after your break was over. Car
Speaker 2: steal from the company, great idea, it is Walmart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who feels guilty about that? If you're an employee,
Speaker 1: Come on, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Okay, steal from stealing money from your companies is officially
Speaker 2: brook approved.
Speaker 7: If I knew how to steal from our company, I would. Yeah,
Speaker 7: there's just no cash registry.
Speaker 1: I take toilet paper when we're out at home.
Speaker 2: That's a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your.
Speaker 1: Next TikTok click shot from.
Speaker 2: A woman named Theevia Let's spelled with a pH pheba.
Speaker 2: Her video has been viewed over a million times and
Speaker 2: it's going viral for her wild new dating hack called
Speaker 2: the kavoodle Effect. Do you guys know what a kvoodle is?
Speaker 1: I know, No, I know what a kubboodle is.
Speaker 2: It's one of those fancy designer dogs. I have a
Speaker 2: picture here kavoodles combined poodles with Cavalier King Charles.
Speaker 1: Very fancy teddy bears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very cute. But Phoeba describes the kovoodle dating.
Speaker 14: Method step one, have something that you are extremely obsessed with.
Speaker 14: For example, mine is kavoodles. I talk about them all
Speaker 14: the time. I unknowingly talked about them so much with
Speaker 14: an X of mine, so so so much, to the
Speaker 14: point where every single time he saw something.
Speaker 2: Kavoodedly or a kavoodle is a dog. Okay, it's the
Speaker 2: type of dog. I've got one.
Speaker 14: He would think of me. Whenever he saw a kvoodle,
Speaker 14: he'd be like for Veyl, like kavoodles for Veya, kavoodle
Speaker 14: kavoodle for Veya. He would send me Instagram reels, tiktog
Speaker 14: reels everything before we started dating. Fast forward we start dating.
Speaker 14: I asked him what made you what to date me?
Speaker 14: And he said, everywhere I went there was a kavoodle.
Speaker 14: I thought, of you, use this method on a boy
Speaker 14: that you like, and you will be stuck in his
Speaker 14: head forever.
Speaker 2: Essentially, develop an unhealthy obsession with something and talk about
Speaker 2: it so much that your crush will instantly think of
Speaker 2: you whenever they see that thing.
Speaker 1: I like it, except that she said it's her ex
Speaker 1: didn't work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that worked on the next guy too. Now that
Speaker 3: Ox hates kaboodles. I mean honestly, it loses. Anytime any
Speaker 3: of your excess at crop top, I can guarantee they
Speaker 3: think of you.
Speaker 2: I thought Alexis kavoodle effect was car accidents.
Speaker 1: Got a couple of them. That's good. I want to
Speaker 1: keep on their toes. It could be me right there, definite.
Speaker 2: Maybe jose yours is bowls of ramen effect.
Speaker 3: See that by soup dumpling video game, any sort of
Speaker 3: food blog.
Speaker 7: Maybe colorful lights. I forgot what we were talking about.
Speaker 2: It everything, but try the kovoodle method. You'll either land
Speaker 2: yourself a new boyfriend or girlfriend, or possibly a restraining order.
Speaker 4: Either way.
Speaker 2: This shot, that's a TikTok click shot. Let's get to
Speaker 2: your final TikTok click shot, which was posted by someone
Speaker 2: named the Kiffness, and he's had This guy has had
Speaker 2: viral videos before where he takes random dog and cat
Speaker 2: videos and remixes them with popular songs. So today he's
Speaker 2: using a French bulldog named Walter singing Ryan Gosling song
Speaker 2: from the Barbee movie. I'm just canting now the start,
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear a little bit of gossling just to
Speaker 2: set the tone for it, and then Walter takes over. Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go and where else? Sad testife.
Speaker 8: I'm having a conversation, conversing me again. You're getting me
Speaker 8: in trouble.
Speaker 7: I follow Walter.
Speaker 3: I put celebrity sleeves up on our website every day,
Speaker 3: and I actually blew out all of the actual headlines
Speaker 3: of celebrities and featured that dog.
Speaker 2: Walter is our new Kvoodle of webs The video got
Speaker 2: two point nine million views.
Speaker 1: It deserves more. Yeah, nothing to I mean, sorry Jeffrey
Speaker 1: for your parody song.
Speaker 2: I don't compare it to Walter, but the verdict is
Speaker 2: Walter is enough. Those are your TikTok stories for the day.
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, we got a.
Speaker 2: New player, Alyssa the Phone, who is the mother to
Speaker 2: two daughters aged one and five years old.
Speaker 1: Are you in it right now?
Speaker 2: They were apparently born on the same day those four
Speaker 2: years apart. But she does feel bad because her kids
Speaker 2: are constantly sick and she brings them into school and
Speaker 2: daycare anyway, Oh do you do that all the time? Right?
Speaker 2: You know what? It's their issue. The teachers will heal.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so now we know where COVID started.
Speaker 3: You know what's sad is I just got off the
Speaker 3: phone with my daughter who's homesick. But my husband he
Speaker 3: does video shoots, so my daughter's literally laying in the
Speaker 3: back of the car right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, this isn't about you and your family book.
Speaker 2: This is about Alyssa and her family. So Alyssa, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 3: Everyone, who's the easiest of the daughters?
Speaker 1: The older or the younger?
Speaker 2: Ah, the younger right now?
Speaker 1: Oh, it is easier.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean the oldest just talks a lot and
Speaker 10: takes a lot of space.
Speaker 1: Space.
Speaker 2: Maybe try not to teach the younger one how to talk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it'll never talk back to.
Speaker 1: You every time she tries to walk. Push her down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna raise some easy children for you. Alyss
Speaker 2: Okay Brooks leaving the studio, So let's go over the
Speaker 2: rules real quick. You got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 2: could say pass, But you do have to beat her
Speaker 2: outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Good luck?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Ramen Noodle Day.
Speaker 2: Which country eats the most instant ramen per year? The US,
Speaker 2: Japan or China?
Speaker 4: Japan.
Speaker 2: What is the only state that borders three Canadian provinces?
Speaker 12: Washington? Oh, Washington.
Speaker 2: The sun is made up of two elements helium and
Speaker 2: what else?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 14: Pass.
Speaker 2: The leopard is the number one most endangered species in
Speaker 2: the world. What African mammal rake? Second? What do you
Speaker 2: call the number below the line of a fraction?
Speaker 14: The denominator?
Speaker 2: All right? Good? Work there. Lissa Brook's going to come
Speaker 2: back into this studio. How do you feel like you
Speaker 2: did there? Not great, I will say some of the
Speaker 2: questions are a little bit tougher this time around. But
Speaker 2: let's look at the phone screen. It says that you
Speaker 2: plan events and meetings and you don't really get to
Speaker 2: have fun, but you get to see everybody else have fun.
Speaker 14: Yes, exactly, because then by the time you get home,
Speaker 14: you're just exhausted.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you're having vicarious fun.
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, of course you're in a bad.
Speaker 3: Planner, and you really don't want to throw any birthday
Speaker 3: parties for your own kids because that's what you do
Speaker 3: you in your day job, right, Yes.
Speaker 10: And then the expectation for when you do your own
Speaker 10: party is so high for everyone's.
Speaker 1: So you're screwed either way.
Speaker 2: Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Ramen Noodle Day.
Speaker 2: Which country eats the most instant ramen per year? The US,
Speaker 2: Japan or China?
Speaker 1: I feel like the US.
Speaker 2: What is the only state that borders three Canadian provinces?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: The sun is made up of two elements helium and
Speaker 2: what else?
Speaker 1: Hydrogen?
Speaker 2: The leopard is the number one most endangered species in
Speaker 2: the world. What African mammal ranks seconds? What do you
Speaker 2: call the number below the line of a fraction.
Speaker 1: Denominator?
Speaker 2: Just in time, we're gonna go over the scoreboard to
Speaker 2: check out how you both did with jose heyny Man.
Speaker 6: I hate it when people say that, Elisa, you got
Speaker 6: one correct today.
Speaker 2: Oh Man, all right, and.
Speaker 7: Brook Brook gets too.
Speaker 2: She edges you out for the victory today. Sorry about that,
Speaker 2: Eliza Day. All right, we need to get these answers in.
Speaker 2: It's National Ramen Noodle Day. The country that it's the
Speaker 2: most instant ramen per year is China, with forty six
Speaker 2: billion packets every year.
Speaker 1: We always want to eating.
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: The only state that borders three Canadian provinces is Montana,
Speaker 2: borders between British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan. The sun is
Speaker 2: mainly made up of two elements, helium and hydrogen. Leopard's
Speaker 2: the number one most endangered species in the world. Behind
Speaker 2: them is rhinos the second, and the number that's below
Speaker 2: the line of a fraction is the denominator, so alyssa. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: it wasn't enough to beat brook today. But the good
Speaker 2: news is just for playing you do win a pair
Speaker 2: of tickets to see The Barbie Movie in concert, Dance
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Speaker 2: debut their summer twenty twenty four North American Amphitheater tour.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I hope motherhood continues to go well for you, Melissa.
Speaker 12: I hope wish me a lot.
Speaker 1: YEP, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 7: Luck, we love you.
Speaker 2: Come back and play anytime you want. Okay, letssa, You're
Speaker 2: welcome anytime.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Love the show girl said they loved me.
Speaker 1: Jeff did I color Melissa instead of all of a sudden.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it happens all the time.
Speaker 2: We've all messed up your name by Clarks. Have a
Speaker 2: good day. We're gonna do wind drugs Block the same
Speaker 2: time
Speaker 5: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.