Speaker 1: In a horrible accident. Astronauts were killed when they tried
Speaker 1: to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by
Speaker 1: tilling it bad puns. It was no laughing matter.
Speaker 2: What is meeting an alien in the first punch and
Speaker 2: a boxing match have in common? They are both first contact.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the near sighted aliens who showed
Speaker 1: up on Earth? They were looking for first contacts?
Speaker 2: Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They looked
Speaker 2: at the reviews only one star.
Speaker 1: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands,
Speaker 1: clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I
Speaker 1: was on the mothership.
Speaker 2: What is an alien's favorite place on a computer? The
Speaker 2: space bar?
Speaker 1: NASA is launching a new space mission to say sorry
Speaker 1: to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G.
Speaker 2: I met some aliens from outer space. They were pretty
Speaker 2: down to Earth.
Speaker 1: What did the space called the human who was run
Speaker 1: over by a bus a flat earther?
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the alien chef who had amnesia
Speaker 2: he cooked with an unidentified frying object.
Speaker 1: I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a
Speaker 1: fat alien. It's called et Tea. The Extra cholesterol.
Speaker 2: How do aliens prefer their coffee the milky way?
Speaker 1: What do you have when you have more than enough aliens? Extraterrestrials?
Speaker 2: What's ET short for? He's got tiny legs?
Speaker 1: My uncle got abducted by a UFO. He got probed
Speaker 1: and prodded. They brought him back and dropped him off.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't leave the house or deal with anybody or
Speaker 1: anything for years after that. He was truly alienated.
Speaker 2: Where do UFO deny or sleep? Debunk?
Speaker 1: Bat UFOs have been in the news a lot lately,
Speaker 1: but no one seems to care. Frankly, I think it
Speaker 1: must be over most people's Here's.
Speaker 2: Area fifty one. It's a bit of a gray area.
Speaker 1: I tried to google information about Area fifty one, but
Speaker 1: it's said this site can't be reached. I'm Bob Jeffy
Speaker 1: and I'm Montgomery Jones, and.
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