Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's challenging the FedEx and ups
Speaker 1: business models with something new called uber pigeon. If you
Speaker 1: have a package over seventy five pounds forty eight pigeons
Speaker 1: who attempt to carry it across the city to your
Speaker 1: destination without dropping it on people, he's gonna be get it.
Speaker 2: It's cheap though.
Speaker 1: Welcome to uber pigeon and laser stories. The Penruary read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other cooligans just don't,
Speaker 1: so you couldn't do it, guligans. This first laser story
Speaker 1: is out of Nashville outright. A twenty six year old
Speaker 1: man named Craig Miller is facing more than a dozen
Speaker 1: charges after he randomly fired multiple shots in the streets
Speaker 1: of downtown.
Speaker 2: It happened early Monday morning.
Speaker 1: A witness said Greg was at an intersection looking like
Speaker 1: Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes, waving a firearm around and
Speaker 1: shooting off bullets in every direction.
Speaker 3: Craig, just try some coffee maybe next time that'll wake
Speaker 3: you up instead.
Speaker 1: Well, police showed up and asked Craig what's going on. Initially,
Speaker 1: he denied shooting the bullets in the air, but everyone
Speaker 1: saw that.
Speaker 3: That was the other person at six in the morning
Speaker 3: doing I well.
Speaker 1: He later admitted that he had just divorced his wife
Speaker 1: and fired eight rounds as a celebration for regaining his freedom.
Speaker 2: But Craig wasn't just happy.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he was also high on illegal drugs
Speaker 1: at the time.
Speaker 2: He got a divorce.
Speaker 1: Well, the gun also turned out to be stolen, and
Speaker 1: he kicked an officer in the stomach while being taken
Speaker 1: into custody.
Speaker 2: And now you're going to jail.
Speaker 3: I bet this woman feels like she really out.
Speaker 2: I think he just needs one more chance with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Florida.
Speaker 1: Hey, remember the other day when we talked about the
Speaker 1: couple who was walking around the neighborhood and randomly got
Speaker 1: hit by a plane.
Speaker 3: Just don't laugh.
Speaker 2: They survived.
Speaker 3: And yeah there's another couple.
Speaker 2: Now there's this guy.
Speaker 1: His name is Alejandro Otero, and he's trying to get
Speaker 1: NASA to cover the damages after a piece of trash
Speaker 1: from the space station hit his house. Oh my god, yo,
Speaker 1: that's actually you got a case there. He could fall
Speaker 1: that far the incident happened a few days ago at
Speaker 1: two thirty four pm, when a ten pound object crashed
Speaker 1: through his roof, came through the ceiling, and blew a
Speaker 1: hole in his wood floor.
Speaker 2: Gosh, I would be like, how high am I right now?
Speaker 2: It's seriously it's a weird looking thing. I'm showing my
Speaker 2: host a picture of it right now.
Speaker 1: Oh and two thirty four pm would make sense because
Speaker 1: US Space Command tracked a piece of debris from the
Speaker 1: space station re entering Earth's atmosphere five minutes before that.
Speaker 3: Do you think one of the astronosts yells out of
Speaker 3: the space station? Hey watch, I dropped.
Speaker 1: And NaSTA got rid of some batteries back in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one, so maybe this was one of those finally
Speaker 1: making it back time.
Speaker 3: It does look like it looks eroded on one side.
Speaker 1: It kind of burned up, so woble to tell what
Speaker 1: that is not really sure, But we do know that
Speaker 1: Alejandro is still waiting to hear back from NASA because
Speaker 1: he keeps getting their voicemail.
Speaker 3: I think that they're under they're understaffed right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've reached the space stationssage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in space.
Speaker 1: He says, he hopes that the engineers at Kennedy Space
Speaker 1: Center will analyze the object as soon as possible to
Speaker 1: figure out what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he can get reimburn for the hole in
Speaker 2: his floor.
Speaker 3: You miss it out, just sell it on ebays. Somebody
Speaker 3: will play big butts for something.
Speaker 2: Space A battery, sure battery. This next laser story is
Speaker 2: out of food News.
Speaker 1: You ever had one of those mornings when you're torn
Speaker 1: between an everything bagel and a bowl of instant ramen.
Speaker 1: These are supposite that I put those two together. Well,
Speaker 1: if that does describe you, Missing Foods has just announced
Speaker 1: you don't have to decide anymore, because they're making a
Speaker 1: new limited edition flavor of cup of noodles Everything Bagel
Speaker 1: with cream cheese, cream cheese.
Speaker 3: Yes, Mommy made breakfast.
Speaker 1: I love how everything Bagel wasn't wild enough for them,
Speaker 1: they had to add in.
Speaker 2: The cream cheese.
Speaker 1: What the hell this?
Speaker 2: I think it sounds good personally.
Speaker 1: The new Ramen combines noodles with that everything combo of
Speaker 1: dried onion, garlic, poppy and sesame seeds with a tangy
Speaker 1: cream cheese flavored sauce.
Speaker 2: Look at me, I'm a big fat slab.
Speaker 3: Everything bagel seasoning is good literally on everything true.
Speaker 1: Yet, so even though it's an idea that's kind of
Speaker 1: out there, it's not super surprising. Cup of Noodles has
Speaker 1: done a lot of crazy limited edition flavors in recent years,
Speaker 1: like pumpkin spice and maple syrup, pancakes, sausage and egg.
Speaker 3: They've already entered the breakfast world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was complete in the menu.
Speaker 1: The everything bagel with cream cheese Cup of Noodles will
Speaker 1: be available at Walmart for around a buck twenty starting
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 3: How their prices never got up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get some of those. This next laser
Speaker 2: story is out of cash conscious HQ. Yes.
Speaker 1: With inflation on the rise, people on social media are
Speaker 1: talking about things that are overpriced but are still one
Speaker 1: hundred percent worth it. Yes, okay, expensive but worth the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's the top seven most popular responses. Number seven good
Speaker 1: comfortable shoes and socks.
Speaker 2: I agree that I cannot wait. I'm buying more socks
Speaker 2: in the next couple of days.
Speaker 3: I just bought some fancy socks like I've always gotten
Speaker 3: them from Costco up until now. From it feels like
Speaker 3: I've got two hugs on my feet all day long.
Speaker 3: It's insane. No, I got the fancy ones.
Speaker 1: Not.
Speaker 2: Really hug books.
Speaker 1: Number six on quality mattress equipped with a quality pillow.
Speaker 1: Absolutely once I spent seventy dollars on my memory phone pillow.
Speaker 2: I will never go back.
Speaker 3: I can't find a good pillow.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's so good.
Speaker 1: Number five hiring movers. Yeah, one person said worth their
Speaker 1: weight and goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that just comes with age, like your twenties, like
Speaker 3: all your friends are up for My friend's friend has
Speaker 3: a truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: But yeah, once you're in your like.
Speaker 3: Mid late thirties, nobody wants to do that anymore.
Speaker 2: I'll spend a few hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And Number four thing that's overpriced but still one
Speaker 1: hundred percent worth it is air conditioning. Ah, just so
Speaker 1: you can do funny things in front of the the fan.
Speaker 1: You know, it really pays off. Number three is dental care.
Speaker 1: And number two premium wireless noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm grown up. I bought my first
Speaker 2: pair of those two years ago.
Speaker 1: And then the best thing ever, the number one thing
Speaker 1: that people say is definitely overpriced but absolutely one hundred
Speaker 1: percent worth.
Speaker 2: It is experiences.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take all of our money.
Speaker 1: Learning that as you can save money on all that
Speaker 1: day to day stuff, but splurging on an experience like
Speaker 1: a concert ticket or a weekend getaway or a class
Speaker 1: you've always been wanting to take, that creates lasting memories
Speaker 1: and happiness, which is exactly what this guy believes in.
Speaker 1: He now charges one hundred and seventy five dollars in
Speaker 1: hour for an experience with him, and you know what's
Speaker 1: worth every single And that's how means Laser Stories have
Speaker 1: come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.