Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time now for a round. Would
Speaker 1: you rather would you rather find out that your wife
Speaker 1: fakes it? Or would you rather find out she doesn't
Speaker 1: love you?
Speaker 2: Which one I need to know? If you don't love me? Now,
Speaker 2: if you don't love me, I can stop a lot
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 3: You don't love me, you love me? I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what out there in front of hand, in front yard,
Speaker 3: I ain't learning to.
Speaker 1: You're back on hour now, okay? All right? Would you
Speaker 1: rather take cold showers for the rest of your life?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather stop lying forever?
Speaker 4: You'll come to cold? Let's get it, I'm cold, plunging baby.
Speaker 1: You can't stop lying?
Speaker 2: Stop lying? Yes, why what you're gonna do?
Speaker 1: You're just gonna tell the truth? How about that?
Speaker 2: Honestly gonna get you know the trouble you're finn to
Speaker 2: be in? Where do that.
Speaker 5: If y'all told the truth all the time? Do you
Speaker 5: know the trouble you would be in? Let's all stop this.
Speaker 2: Lie, y'all lie to thank you?
Speaker 1: But you you've you've raised it to an art form
Speaker 1: for sure, you have to.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna do it.
Speaker 5: My father raised it big. You're gonna do it, boy,
Speaker 5: do do do the best you can.
Speaker 2: Get straight a. You know, like, ain't no such to me?
Speaker 2: Like white, lie white line.
Speaker 5: You can color all mine black, navy blue, whatever you
Speaker 5: want purple.
Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather do whatever you want to do?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather always have to run it by
Speaker 1: your wife first?
Speaker 2: I would like to do what I want to do.
Speaker 1: We won't always do what you want to do or
Speaker 1: always run it by your wife first.
Speaker 2: I've tried that. Oh but when she find out though, then.
Speaker 1: Here come the lies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then then that's where you have to lie. It's
Speaker 5: no way around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather a vacation full of adventure or would
Speaker 1: you rather a vacation just lying on the beach chilling?
Speaker 1: Or what a vacation? Would you rather a vacation full
Speaker 1: of adventure, you know, a pair of sailing, waterskiing, whatever
Speaker 1: you do? Or would you rather just a vacation lying
Speaker 1: on the beach.
Speaker 5: Charge just go out on the beach and lie, because
Speaker 5: you can't do that at your house. Just go out
Speaker 5: on that beach. Y'are packing all these adventures and getting
Speaker 5: your hands injured. Now you don't mess up your whole vacation,
Speaker 5: slam your ass in the side of a mountain because
Speaker 5: you parasailing black ants don't know how to operate, no sail.
Speaker 5: Then pass the back of a day banana boat. Then
Speaker 5: through your black ass in the water. You know you
Speaker 5: can't swim that good. Once you swallow the water, Yo, it's.
Speaker 2: Over for you. You driving with the Knight sipe checking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you done went out there on that damn Jessky.
Speaker 5: Now I didn't cut off. Now you're out there that
Speaker 5: water crying.
Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next, last
Speaker 1: break of the day, and we'll close out the show
Speaker 1: with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.