Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast.
Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here. And today is so amazing
Speaker 2: because it's Jeffrey's song of the week. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: the best parody that you'll hear well at least today.
Speaker 2: All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's Friday. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: That was so loud.
Speaker 2: Follow us at Brooke.
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey like, rate, subscribe, report us whatever you want
Speaker 3: to go. Oh, I don't care. I am so happy.
Speaker 1: That was a lot. Yeah, my happiness you plus Jose together.
Speaker 2: I just need to warm up a little bit, catch
Speaker 2: up Brook.
Speaker 3: It's the morning time, so the people listening are warm
Speaker 3: enough with us. Do you know why I'm so freaking happy?
Speaker 3: I don't think you know.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm with you, bro Why are
Speaker 4: you both?
Speaker 5: Yellie?
Speaker 3: I am happy because we're bringing back something that I've
Speaker 3: been begging producer Boyd to do for a long time. So,
Speaker 3: without any further introduction, Ashton play the intro.
Speaker 6: Audio.
Speaker 3: Oh, my co hosts know what this is. They absolutely
Speaker 3: love it. That is opposite.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense to anyone.
Speaker 2: No one cares about the audio.
Speaker 1: Because we don't know what we're listening to.
Speaker 3: If you don't know, I'm gonna play a random audio
Speaker 3: clip with zero explanation before of what it is, and
Speaker 3: then only after it's done will I reveal what you
Speaker 3: just heard. Nobody else in radio is doing this. We
Speaker 3: are innovators, we are groundbreakers. We are pioneers.
Speaker 2: If there's a joke, no one gets it because there's
Speaker 2: no setup.
Speaker 3: That's why it's so funny.
Speaker 7: Ones, let's play audio first.
Speaker 2: The guys by a freeway, someone else to stay on
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 3: We just heard was a gardener in Houston who noticed
Speaker 3: a guy trying to steal equipment out of his trust.
Speaker 3: The thief hopped into a getaway car, but didn't get
Speaker 3: too far because the gardener threw his weed whacker at him.
Speaker 3: The dude fell out onto the streets to hear. Maybe
Speaker 3: we should have done video first. With what we do,
Speaker 3: we could simply sounds great to me.
Speaker 1: I think we should just do a whole segment of pictures.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're groundbreakers over in the radio biz. We're gonna
Speaker 3: put that video up on our Insta stories if people
Speaker 3: want to see it. I don't know why you would,
Speaker 3: but that was audio and then.
Speaker 1: There's a big I will say, I do like the intro.
Speaker 3: Let's move on and get into the Chacola question of
Speaker 3: the day and give it over to digital Jake.
Speaker 8: You know what to do, Jake, a tough spot going
Speaker 8: after audio first.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 8: Back in the good old days, over one hundred years ago,
Speaker 8: Firestone made history by selling the world's very first inflatable tire.
Speaker 8: Sure there was still scurvy and rickets and infertility problems,
Speaker 8: but hey, we got tires now, folks and gad zooks.
Speaker 8: The world was never the same heye back then? What
Speaker 8: else was invented in the nineteen twenties that we still
Speaker 8: used to this day? You might ask, Well, you're gonna
Speaker 8: have to tell me. In a special Innovations from a
Speaker 8: century ago edition of Plenny of twenty Wow, you pick
Speaker 8: a number and I'll give you some hints about an
Speaker 8: old invention made in the twenties, and you have to
Speaker 8: name it. We're gonna start with a gall who would
Speaker 8: have been the bee's knees with the gaspig group. That's
Speaker 8: give me number one through twenty, please twenty number twenty.
Speaker 8: In the nineteen twenties, a man named Clarence bird's Eye
Speaker 8: invented and offered Americans something quick. It all started when
Speaker 8: he noticed that a fish kept better if it was
Speaker 8: frozen quickly rather than slowly. What invention did he come
Speaker 8: up with?
Speaker 2: Wow, so freezing things faster? Oh maybe he made ice
Speaker 2: cube trays and then you would just like, does that
Speaker 2: freezings faster?
Speaker 1: Brooks gave me a terrible.
Speaker 3: I was putting my fish into an ice cube tray
Speaker 3: when I freeze it?
Speaker 1: Ice cube trays? What you went to fez?
Speaker 7: Can't make a freezer because it obvious already existed because
Speaker 7: he's freezing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I ad fast freezing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, dry ice.
Speaker 8: Alexis said, dry ice. That is incorrect. Clarence Bird's Eye
Speaker 8: made the first frozen TV dinner. You're still around today
Speaker 8: with Bird's Eye frozen vegetables.
Speaker 1: Bird's Eye still a brand you can get in the.
Speaker 8: Free Alexis, you're out for this round. Let's go over
Speaker 8: to Jose need a number one through twenty please.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go with four.
Speaker 8: Number four. In nineteen twenty two, Ralph Samuelson created a
Speaker 8: brand new sport that quickly became a favorite summer pastime.
Speaker 8: Some of the early equipment included a clothes line and
Speaker 8: a pair of boards. What sport am I talking about boards?
Speaker 9: It's gotta be something cool that like like frisbee golf, you.
Speaker 8: Know, like lots of string and frisbee golf.
Speaker 10: Yeah, string, and.
Speaker 1: It could be a net, the.
Speaker 9: String of the think of basketball. What else hasn't that Badminton?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with frisbee golf, Jake.
Speaker 8: Frisbee golf. I'm giving you a double ron.
Speaker 3: There, Jose, Like frisbee's were even invented at that point.
Speaker 8: The two boards were made of wood. They were used
Speaker 8: as skis, and the clothes line was a tow rope.
Speaker 3: For water skis.
Speaker 8: Ralph Samson's brother pulled it behind the boat that reached
Speaker 8: twenty miles per hour and did water skis. We're over two.
Speaker 8: We're over to Brook now number one through twenty eighteen Brook.
Speaker 8: This next one's perfect for you because it happened in
Speaker 8: the kitchen.
Speaker 11: OH.
Speaker 8: A man named Stephen J. Poplowski created a popular appliance
Speaker 8: after submitting dozens of patents for it. I can tell
Speaker 8: you it's still around today. It's electric and you put
Speaker 8: something in it. What is it?
Speaker 2: I'm reading a book right now called Trust and it's
Speaker 2: all about like the twenties and like it was a
Speaker 2: time of everything from like dishwashers to electric ovens.
Speaker 3: To George Foreman grill.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe a new panini press.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're like a toaster.
Speaker 2: I'm torn between toaster and blender. I'm gonna go show
Speaker 2: me blender.
Speaker 8: Brook said, blender that is. Steve Poplowski used it for
Speaker 8: making milkshakes and molts and then move to purate fruits
Speaker 8: and veggies right after great.
Speaker 3: Job books on tequila in there and made a margarita way.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Jeffery, it's your attorney to number one through twenty six.
Speaker 8: In nineteen twenty three, a man named Garrett Morgan is
Speaker 8: credited with inventing something that you'll find all across America today.
Speaker 8: He first started installing it himself using a large ladder
Speaker 8: and a T shaped pole. What was it?
Speaker 3: Oh, if you need a ladder, then it must be
Speaker 3: up high somewhere.
Speaker 1: It could be a antenna.
Speaker 3: I don't know what else you would need a ladder
Speaker 3: for it to go up there. I'm just gonna say
Speaker 3: radio antenna.
Speaker 8: Jeff said, radio antenna.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 8: Incorrect. Garrett Morgan is credited with inventing the automatic traffic signal.
Speaker 8: He was putting up traffic lights with the ladder, and
Speaker 8: the tea goes across the road saying, so, jeff you
Speaker 8: got that wrong. That means Brooke one today. Nineteen twenties
Speaker 8: edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3: All right, so Brook gets to choose who get shot today?
Speaker 3: And they're gonna be singing old time rock and roll
Speaker 3: by Bob Segert.
Speaker 1: There we go, How does it start?
Speaker 12: Just take those.
Speaker 2: Just take those records off again?
Speaker 4: Who loves a shock?
Speaker 3: Even though you win? Refuse to give out anybody else?
Speaker 8: What is going on with you?
Speaker 2: First thing again?
Speaker 8: Audio segment?
Speaker 1: Why did I do that?
Speaker 8: Again?
Speaker 4: Saying it she's doing it?
Speaker 3: That's your shocking question.
Speaker 11: The other day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What's the powerball at? Somebody win it?
Speaker 4: I thought it just got hit for like over a billion?
Speaker 3: Is a billion? I don't even know?
Speaker 1: Actually, I mean, are you guys playing this still?
Speaker 6: Know?
Speaker 10: I play the cheap ones now?
Speaker 4: That's like that one thing for a dollar? Like I
Speaker 4: just want to win something.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, But it has
Speaker 3: been in the news lately, and someone posed a question
Speaker 3: that went viral online. It's a hypothetical scenario. So if
Speaker 3: a friend asks if they can borrow ten dollars from you,
Speaker 3: give them a ten they use it to buy Powerball
Speaker 3: tickets and win the jackpot. How much do they owe you?
Speaker 3: So here's your options. Just the original ten dollars you gave.
Speaker 1: Them back, okay, half of.
Speaker 3: Their winnings, all of the winnings, or nothing. One of
Speaker 3: those options got seventy two percent of the vote.
Speaker 1: What do you think I think it was a ten bucks.
Speaker 10: I think you just get ten bucks back.
Speaker 4: But I think seventy two percent of people said they
Speaker 4: want half.
Speaker 2: I would only want ten people said yeah half, yea.
Speaker 3: Money. The top vote getter. This is out of ten
Speaker 3: thousand people. The number one answer. Seventy two percent of
Speaker 3: people said just the ten bucks.
Speaker 2: People. I mean, we'd be upset about it. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: be happy, but no, I didn't expect anything else.
Speaker 4: It would be so nice when I asked for the
Speaker 4: ten bucks back.
Speaker 3: Jill Tripping, Yeah, I'm home.
Speaker 10: If you want to go to lunch.
Speaker 3: And say if you want to give more than great
Speaker 3: that maybe they actually should, but according to the American public,
Speaker 3: they're not obligated to Second most popular answer with fifteen percent,
Speaker 3: was half the winnings.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Nothing came in at twelve percent. Yeah, and two percent
Speaker 3: of people think they deserve the full billion dollars.
Speaker 8: Jack Pipe, I like, there.
Speaker 4: Are some people that are like, don't even pay me
Speaker 4: the ten back.
Speaker 2: I mean it has to be established prior to the buying, right, Like,
Speaker 2: if you know you're giving the ten bucks for the
Speaker 2: lottery tickets, then you need to say, hey, listen, we
Speaker 2: need an agreement.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked me for ten dollars so they can gamble
Speaker 3: on the lottery. I'm like, no, yeah, I'm not giving
Speaker 3: them ten dollars if they tell.
Speaker 1: Me that half the time.
Speaker 3: But look at that, our listeners just won the lottery.
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Speaker 3: it all you're doing it right after this. It's the
Speaker 3: radio segment that's challenging the FedEx and ups business models
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Speaker 3: package over seventy five pounds forty eight pigeons full, attempt
Speaker 3: to carry it across the city to your destination without
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Speaker 1: He's gonna be real clean.
Speaker 4: You get it.
Speaker 3: It's cheap though. Welcome to uber pigeon and laser stories.
Speaker 3: The Senuary read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 3: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
Speaker 3: those other cooligans just don't, so you couldn't do it, Couligans.
Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Nashville outright. A
Speaker 3: twenty six year old man named Craig Miller is facing
Speaker 3: more than a dozen charges after he randomly fired multiple
Speaker 3: shots in the streets of downtown. It happened early Monday morning.
Speaker 3: A witness said Craig was at an intersection looking like
Speaker 3: Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes, waving a firearm around and
Speaker 3: shoeing off bullets in every direction.
Speaker 2: Craig, just try some coffee maybe next time, that'll wake
Speaker 2: you up instead.
Speaker 3: Well, police showed up and asked Craig what's going on. Initially,
Speaker 3: he denied shooting the bullets in the air, but everyone
Speaker 3: saw that that was.
Speaker 1: The other person at six in the morning doing that.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 3: He later admitted that he had just divorced his wife
Speaker 3: and fired eight rounds as a celebration for regaining his freedom.
Speaker 3: But Craig wasn't just happy. It sounds like he was
Speaker 3: also high on illegal drugs at the time.
Speaker 4: He got a divorce.
Speaker 3: Well, the gun also turned out to be stolen, and
Speaker 3: he kicked an officer in the stomach while being taken
Speaker 3: into custody and going to jail.
Speaker 2: I bet this woman feels like she really doubt.
Speaker 3: I think he just needs one more chance with this.
Speaker 3: Next lazer story is out of Floriday. Remember the other
Speaker 3: day when we talked about the couple who was walking
Speaker 3: around the neighborhood and randomly got hit by a plane.
Speaker 1: Just don't laugh.
Speaker 3: They're okay, they survived.
Speaker 1: And yeah, there's another couple.
Speaker 3: Now, there's this guy. His name is Alejandro Otero, and
Speaker 3: he's trying to get NASA to cover the damages after
Speaker 3: a piece of trash from the space station hit his house.
Speaker 4: God, yo, that's actually you got a case there.
Speaker 1: It could fall that far.
Speaker 3: The incident happened a few days ago at two thirty
Speaker 3: four pm, when a ten pound object crashed through his roof,
Speaker 3: came through the ceiling, and blew a hole in his
Speaker 3: wood floor.
Speaker 4: Gosh, I would be like, how high am I right now?
Speaker 3: Seriously, it's a weird looking thing. I'm showing my host
Speaker 3: a picture of it. Right now. Oh and two thirty
Speaker 3: four pm would make sense because US Space Command tracked
Speaker 3: a piece of debris from the space station re entering
Speaker 3: Earth's atmosphere five minutes before that.
Speaker 2: Do you think one of the astronausts yells out of
Speaker 2: the space station?
Speaker 1: Hey, watch that I dropped.
Speaker 3: And NaSTA got rid of some batteries back in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one, so maybe this was one of those finally
Speaker 3: making it back time.
Speaker 2: It does look like.
Speaker 1: It looks eroded on one side and kind of burned.
Speaker 4: Up, so I would able to tell what that is?
Speaker 3: Not really sure, but we do know that Alejandro is
Speaker 3: still waiting to hear back from NASA because he keeps
Speaker 3: getting their voicemail.
Speaker 1: I think that they're under they're understaffed.
Speaker 3: Right now, Yeah, you've reached the space station.
Speaker 2: Take the semessaget.
Speaker 3: We're in space, he says. He hopes that the engineers
Speaker 3: at Kennedy Space Center will analyze the object as soon
Speaker 3: as possible to figure out what it is. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he can get reimbursed for the hole in his floor.
Speaker 1: Hey, he miss it out, Just sell it on eBay.
Speaker 2: Some will play big bucks for something space a battery?
Speaker 11: Sure?
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of food News. You
Speaker 3: ever had one of those mornings when you're torn between
Speaker 3: an everything bagel and a bowl of instant ramen.
Speaker 4: Those are such opposite.
Speaker 2: I can't say that I put those two together.
Speaker 3: Well, if that does describe you, Nissing Foods has just
Speaker 3: announced you don't have to decide anymore because they're making
Speaker 3: a new limited edition flavor of Cup of Noodles Everything
Speaker 3: Bagel with cream cheese, cream.
Speaker 9: Cheese made breakfast.
Speaker 3: I love how everything Bagel wasn't wild enough for them.
Speaker 3: They had to add in the cream cheese.
Speaker 4: What the hell?
Speaker 3: I think it sounds good personally. The new ramen combines
Speaker 3: noodles with that everything combo of dried onion, garlic, poppy
Speaker 3: and sesame seeds with a tangy, cream cheese flavored song.
Speaker 8: Look at me, I'm a big fat slab.
Speaker 2: Everything bagel seasoning is good literally on everything.
Speaker 11: True.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So, even though it's an idea that's kind of
Speaker 3: out there, it's not super surprising. Cup of Noodles has
Speaker 3: done a lot of crazy limited edition flavors in recent years,
Speaker 3: like pumpkin spice and maple syrup, Pancake sausage and.
Speaker 1: Egg they've already entered the breakfast world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was complete in the menu. The everything bagel
Speaker 3: with cream cheese cup of noodles will be available at
Speaker 3: Walmart for around a buck twenty starting next week.
Speaker 1: How their prices never gone up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta get some of those. This next laser
Speaker 3: story is out of cash conscious hq S corner. Yes.
Speaker 3: With inflation on the rise, people on social media are
Speaker 3: talking about things that are overpriced but are still one
Speaker 3: hundred percent worth it.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Expensive but worthy. Here's the top seven most popular responses.
Speaker 3: Number seven good comfortable shoes and socks.
Speaker 9: I agree that I cannot wait. I'm buying more socks
Speaker 9: in the next couple of days.
Speaker 2: I just bought some fancy socks like I've always gotten
Speaker 2: them from Costco up until now. From it feels like
Speaker 2: I've got two hugs on my feet all day long.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: No, I got the fancy ones, not nextra.
Speaker 3: Really hug books feed the Number six on quality mattress
Speaker 3: equipped with a quality pillow.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, I spent seventy dollars on my memorphone pillow.
Speaker 4: I will never go back.
Speaker 1: I can't find a good pillow.
Speaker 10: Oh they're so good.
Speaker 3: Number five hiring movers. Yeah, one person said worth their
Speaker 3: weight and goal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that just comes with age, Like if you're twenties,
Speaker 2: like all your friends are up for my friend's friend
Speaker 2: has a truck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 10: But yeah, once you're in your.
Speaker 1: Like mid late thirties, nobody wants to do that anymore.
Speaker 3: I'll spend a few hundred.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The number four thing that's overpriced but still one hundred
Speaker 3: percent worth it is air conditioning, just so you could
Speaker 3: do funny things in front of the the you know,
Speaker 3: it really pays off. Number three is dental care and
Speaker 3: number two premium wireless noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I'm grown up.
Speaker 4: I bought my first pair of those two years ago.
Speaker 3: And then the best thing ever, the number one thing
Speaker 3: that people say is definitely overpriced but absolutely one hundred
Speaker 3: percent worth it is experiences.
Speaker 1: A yeah, take all of our money.
Speaker 3: Learning that as you can save money on all that
Speaker 3: day to day stuff, but splurging on an experience like
Speaker 3: a concert ticket or a weekend getaway or a class
Speaker 3: you've always been wanting to take, that creates lasting memories
Speaker 3: and happiness, which is exactly what this guy believes in.
Speaker 3: He now charges one hundred and seventy five dollars an
Speaker 3: hour for an experience with him, and you know what
Speaker 3: it's worth every single and that sound means laser stories
Speaker 3: that come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 3: it again the same time on.
Speaker 11: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I know this fact to be true, but I don't
Speaker 3: know if anybody else knows it. Reality television is one
Speaker 3: hundred percent real, authentic interactions between normal, everyday people, with
Speaker 3: no producers stoking the fire trying to create drama. They're
Speaker 3: just being themselves and the cameras are just luckily in
Speaker 3: the right place at the right time.
Speaker 4: It is always dramatic every episode.
Speaker 1: It's magic.
Speaker 3: It really is. Well, honestly, maybe that's not like one
Speaker 3: hundred percent true.
Speaker 11: I believe that.
Speaker 3: I'm sad to say it, and I only know that
Speaker 3: because producers and former contestants have come forward to tell
Speaker 3: the behind the scenes secrets us on the most famous
Speaker 3: and popular reality shows ever done. You watch and you
Speaker 3: probably don't even know this is how they really work.
Speaker 3: We're going to reveal them coming up right after this.
Speaker 3: Reality TV shows have made a huge resurgence. Lately it's
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, I feel
Speaker 3: like they had a lull, but now they're getting really,
Speaker 3: really popular again, and not just the trash ones that
Speaker 3: Alexis likes like Three Way Island and Milf Mountain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you watch them too, That's all you
Speaker 2: two have in common.
Speaker 3: Honestly, they are pretty good, I will admit, and I
Speaker 3: guess they are mostly trash, but it is fun to watch.
Speaker 3: And the big question is how do they get so
Speaker 3: much drama out of these.
Speaker 10: People they get drunk.
Speaker 3: Do they walk into a therapist office and say, oh,
Speaker 3: how you seem unstable? Want to be on TV?
Speaker 2: That's kind of what they do in the audition, Isn't
Speaker 2: that what it is?
Speaker 3: It's actually surprisingly not that easy, And I know that
Speaker 3: because reality producers and former contestants recently spilled the juicy
Speaker 3: secrets of what really goes on behind the scenes of
Speaker 3: your favorite reality shows, like, for example, on the show Survivor,
Speaker 3: the host Jeff Probes just explained on a podcast recently,
Speaker 3: contestants are allowed to go to the bathroom without a
Speaker 3: camera or a producer present, but only if they go alone.
Speaker 4: If they see somebody else's time to film.
Speaker 3: They're hooking up if.
Speaker 1: You want to, you're hooking up.
Speaker 3: Well, hopefully not on Survivor, maybe they are, But the
Speaker 3: whole idea is, if you want to take a restroom
Speaker 3: break with other people, the cameras have to roll, so
Speaker 3: you can't use that time to conspire or make secret allegiances.
Speaker 4: That sounds like, why would you go with somebody else if.
Speaker 10: You're not hooking?
Speaker 2: Would be terrible on the show Survivor, would get kicked
Speaker 2: off the plane on the flat there.
Speaker 13: Class.
Speaker 3: On the show The Bachelor, one of my favorites. One
Speaker 3: of the former producers admitted that they influence which contestants
Speaker 3: stay and which ones get sent all.
Speaker 1: I thought it was all up to whoever you know.
Speaker 11: Connection.
Speaker 3: That's what we all are hoping for.
Speaker 2: That's on there so long.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. They know who the villain is, and
Speaker 3: they know who's going to start the most drama, so
Speaker 3: that want to keep them around. They even decide the
Speaker 3: order of who gets a rose in the rose ceremonies.
Speaker 2: Oh like, so who gets eliminated essentially like when your
Speaker 2: name gets called.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Plus for the one on one dates, no one's
Speaker 3: allowed to eat the plates of food when they have dinner,
Speaker 3: Why serve it? They show like those big fancy dinners
Speaker 3: and they're sitting at a table in some beautiful garden
Speaker 3: or something. They say it's because the viewers don't want
Speaker 3: to watch people eat.
Speaker 4: They just want to see the lobster tail, but.
Speaker 3: They don't want to see the Plus, the microphones would
Speaker 3: pick up the chewing if they were actually which I
Speaker 3: think is like part of the experience.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, like, can you imagine the Bachelor is
Speaker 2: just this really rude dude who can't close his mouth.
Speaker 4: I don't like two three days.
Speaker 2: If he turned out to be the guy who scrapes
Speaker 2: his teeth on the floor, I'm sorry, I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Never watch again.
Speaker 3: But in between all the date stuff that they film,
Speaker 3: they go back to the hotel to shower and eat
Speaker 3: dinner by themselves. We're talking about behind the scenes secrets
Speaker 3: that contestants and Hollywood producers have shared about our favorite
Speaker 3: reality TV shows and on the Mass Singer. To protect
Speaker 3: each celebrity secret identity, they have to have private security
Speaker 3: follow them around.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't even think about that because people would
Speaker 2: leak it.
Speaker 3: That work there, anybody, staff are never allowed to use
Speaker 3: their phones under any circumstances during the entire show. If
Speaker 3: they ever do have to take an emergency call, they're
Speaker 3: required to wear a pageant sash that says phone Queen
Speaker 3: on it, the reality TV equivalent of a Dunce cap. Basically. Now,
Speaker 3: the cooking show Top Chef, I've seen like.
Speaker 1: Bits and pieces of us.
Speaker 4: There's like fifteen seasons.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. They make me too hungry to watch. Actually,
Speaker 3: they have an unofficial extra judge on that show for when,
Speaker 3: like the main TV judges, can't make up their minds
Speaker 3: about whose food dish is the best and worst, they'll
Speaker 3: turn to a camera operator named t Bone, and he
Speaker 3: gets to cast the final decision on who should win
Speaker 3: each round.
Speaker 2: Are you telling me that they don't include this on television?
Speaker 10: That would be way funnier.
Speaker 1: It'd be so good.
Speaker 2: But but Top Chef is supposed to be funny, right,
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: That for I said it, it's like it's very prestigious.
Speaker 1: Imagine, Hey, t Bone, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Know Alexis wants to hear about this Love Island.
Speaker 2: I don't already know it.
Speaker 3: Jeff, you probably do know this, but the contestants, if
Speaker 3: you're on the show. Are never allowed to know the
Speaker 3: actual time. Yeah, there's no clocks allowed in Love Island Villa.
Speaker 3: No watches either, like a casino. One of the contestants said,
Speaker 3: you're in your own secluded world. You know nothing. You
Speaker 3: don't even know what day it is.
Speaker 4: That would be weird.
Speaker 5: It's gonna do like the coupling like three am sometimes
Speaker 5: just to get emotions like super high too and stuff
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't know. They're tired.
Speaker 8: I don't know, because this island for crazy.
Speaker 2: This is where you combine Love Island and Survivor together.
Speaker 3: Now we're talking about behind the scenes secrets that contestants
Speaker 3: and all the producers are shared about reality shows. Back
Speaker 3: to Bachelor. If you see Bachelor in Paradise, the contestants
Speaker 3: all seem really really wasted the entire time for sure,
Speaker 3: very sloppy, But turns out they're not because they have
Speaker 3: a strict two drink per hour limit on the island.
Speaker 1: And how do they explain their behavior. That's why they
Speaker 1: don't want this out.
Speaker 2: Drunk.
Speaker 3: One of the former participants on the show said, the
Speaker 3: bartenders actually have a little binder with everybody's photo in it,
Speaker 3: and every time you get a drink, sir, they do
Speaker 3: a little tick mark by your picture.
Speaker 2: So what's really happening is people are stealing other people's drinks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the shows And finally, does anybody watch Shark Tank here?
Speaker 1: I do like that one too.
Speaker 3: Apparently contestants have to endure the most awkward thirty seconds
Speaker 3: of their entire life when they go on the show
Speaker 3: because when they first walk out in front of the judges, okay,
Speaker 3: they're not allowed to speak at all for a whole
Speaker 3: thirty seconds.
Speaker 8: You can see that.
Speaker 9: Every time they walk out, they sit, they stand, and
Speaker 9: then the judges all judge and talk about them.
Speaker 3: Well, so the whole reason is so that the camera
Speaker 3: crew can adjust the mic levels and get the camera
Speaker 3: angles right. One business owner from season six said, you're
Speaker 3: just kind of standing there. The sharks are all smiling
Speaker 3: awkwardly at you, and the whole thing is pretty weird
Speaker 3: and intense.
Speaker 2: Ah, you think that'd be your worst night, Merrilexis, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, all right, I'm not going home.
Speaker 1: Actually it's terrible.
Speaker 3: Those are the behind the scenes secrets of your favorite
Speaker 3: reality TV shows. We got your phone tap coming up right.
Speaker 11: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning A.
Speaker 3: Woman reached out to us wanting to prank her coworker,
Speaker 3: who manages an assisted living facility for senior citizens.
Speaker 1: Oh good work.
Speaker 3: Apparently they were down a cook on the day that
Speaker 3: we called. Thank goodness, her friend hired somebody to fill
Speaker 3: the role last minute. Unfortunately, it could be the worst
Speaker 3: possible person you'd ever want serving your grandmother for lunch,
Speaker 3: because stoner Max is coming back and stepping into the workforce.
Speaker 3: It's your phone tap right now?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 13: Is is Stephanie?
Speaker 11: Hello? Can I help you?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Is this the the place where old people live?
Speaker 10: Only old people are allowed?
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm I'm sorry. Who is this?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: My name's Max?
Speaker 13: Okay, Max? How can I How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm supposed to be filling in later today for
Speaker 9: like some type of luncheon or lunch.
Speaker 10: Uh luncheon.
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm sorry, Max, you're filling in for lunch. I
Speaker 13: did someone hire you Kelly?
Speaker 10: No, no, no, I'm not Kelly. There's a Kelly who
Speaker 10: told me to show up for lunch for work or something.
Speaker 13: Okay, Yes, Kelly did mention to me that she was
Speaker 13: having a cook come in to try them out. Are
Speaker 13: you the cooking.
Speaker 10: That is correct, That's exactly it. Thank you for remembering.
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, well you're still you're still excited to
Speaker 13: come in.
Speaker 3: I have a question.
Speaker 10: Okay, you guys have pudding, right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, we do often have for our.
Speaker 10: Like chocolate and like tapioca.
Speaker 13: Yes, I mean I don't know all the way.
Speaker 10: Stop talking, I just got.
Speaker 9: You guys ever like mix them together and make like
Speaker 9: a like a chocky yoka. Oh oh that sounds delicious.
Speaker 13: Max. What I'm peering right now is it sounds like
Speaker 13: things are not okay in your role. I know Kelly
Speaker 13: reached out to you to have you come in, but
Speaker 13: I'm wondering maybe this is not the best thing.
Speaker 9: Oh, things are great in my world. By the way,
Speaker 9: when is nap time?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 10: What time is the naps?
Speaker 13: Do you mean for the residents? I don't why? No,
Speaker 13: this might be an awkward question. Are you on something?
Speaker 10: I'm on a chair? Is that what you mean?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 13: That is that is not what I mean. I you
Speaker 13: know again, I'm not not judging here, but are you partake?
Speaker 13: Like are you partaking of any marijuana at this moment?
Speaker 13: Because you can't have people coming in for why do
Speaker 13: you have any No, No, I don't mean.
Speaker 9: To I was just testing you.
Speaker 13: It sounds like to me, I mean again, I don't
Speaker 13: necessarily need a super experienced person. But do you have
Speaker 13: any experience cooking for living facilities?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Bro, I am I am money bro at apologetics thrown
Speaker 9: at your way?
Speaker 13: What experience do you have?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 10: Hold on, there's a requirement. Do you you have at
Speaker 10: least let me think?
Speaker 6: Hold on?
Speaker 10: Let me count one, two h three?
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, what are you counting?
Speaker 6: What do you have any experience?
Speaker 11: Count?
Speaker 13: Trying to find out if you have any experience cooking
Speaker 13: for assisted living?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 10: So oh yeah? Do you have like six microwaves?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 3: I mean work.
Speaker 10: They don't have to be clean though, we.
Speaker 6: Do not have six microwaves?
Speaker 13: Do you only want to cook? Hey?
Speaker 9: Can I set up my PS five when I get
Speaker 9: there first? Because like, I really need to grind on
Speaker 9: this new game it's called piggy Coins.
Speaker 13: No, that will not be appropriate. That will not be
Speaker 13: appropriate anyway, shape of form? Okay, because are you not
Speaker 13: able to.
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, Okay, you are definitely high. You're definitely high.
Speaker 13: This is not going to work. I don't know why.
Speaker 13: I don't know where did Kelly find you?
Speaker 9: Oh wait a minute, Kelly, Yeah, Kelly, that's right. She
Speaker 9: recommended you and me what to work together on a
Speaker 9: prank phone call.
Speaker 13: WHOA what are you talking about?
Speaker 9: Because my real am, I work for a radio shock
Speaker 9: on brick of Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: Your coworker Kelly set you up for a phone down.
Speaker 10: I'm so happy you're laughing. Kelly said that you were
Speaker 10: short staffed at the retirement home.
Speaker 9: You've been super stressed trying to find a fill in,
Speaker 9: so she just wanted us to make you laugh.
Speaker 13: I thought I thought he was totally high.
Speaker 9: I mean, I thought you were totally high.
Speaker 11: The weak up every morning was Foo Tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 11: on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: They say, no good deed goes unpunished, and that's true
Speaker 3: for compliments too. Like just this morning, I was trying
Speaker 3: to be a nice guy and tell Brook her outfit
Speaker 3: today is way less frumpy and hideous than the one
Speaker 3: that she wore yesterday and the day before that in
Speaker 3: all the days I've ever known that. Again, Well, do
Speaker 3: I even get credit or thank you at all?
Speaker 11: No? You don't.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry for complimenting your outfit today, never.
Speaker 1: Again, oh wow today.
Speaker 3: See. One of our listeners had the same exact problem
Speaker 3: where she tried to give her date an honest compliment
Speaker 3: and somehow he turns that into some sort of dig.
Speaker 1: How could he do that?
Speaker 3: You're going to hear what happened in your second date update?
Speaker 3: Next second date update, Alexis. What do you find attractive
Speaker 3: in a guy's profile online? Maybe he's got a great smile.
Speaker 3: His profile says he works for White Claw.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I would definitely message stop it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a roadie for Nickelback. Oh wait, sorry, that's
Speaker 3: Brooks thing. But one of our listeners had something else
Speaker 3: that she was instantly attracted to on a guy's profile
Speaker 3: that made her go ooh, let's talk to Kelly a
Speaker 3: little bit. Kelly, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hi, thank you?
Speaker 1: Did he work for? Truly?
Speaker 2: I feel like every guy listening is about to change
Speaker 2: their profile to include whatever it is you're about to say, Yeah,
Speaker 2: tell us about this guy?
Speaker 14: Okay, Well I found this guy Mike while I was
Speaker 14: searching on my as.
Speaker 1: It is his exotic name.
Speaker 2: Not many of them Mike with a cue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was it about Mike that stood out so much.
Speaker 14: Okay, this is weird, but I really enjoy grocery shopping.
Speaker 9: Oh, okay, therapeutic like some people enjoy cleaning.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I really like cooking, and then I
Speaker 14: also really like finding new products and interesting.
Speaker 1: I just love paying all that money, and it.
Speaker 3: Is soothing when you're in the produce section and the
Speaker 3: thunder goes like yeah, and then it sprinkles all over.
Speaker 10: That's the only time I shower all week.
Speaker 3: You guys know, I'm serious.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with hard.
Speaker 3: No, Kelly, I'm with you, even if everybody else hates.
Speaker 2: The grocery Did you find Jeffrey outlined and while said that.
Speaker 1: Mike, Yeah, I was joking. Yeah, it's fine. It wasn't
Speaker 1: that funny.
Speaker 2: I forgive you, Kelly.
Speaker 3: Sorry, we were going off for a while. What did
Speaker 3: you see on Mike's profile?
Speaker 14: So he had a photo of himself in the produce aisle,
Speaker 14: just kind of like being goofy and holding you know,
Speaker 14: from fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me it was a dude holding two melons.
Speaker 2: So do you ever wonder who takes that picture?
Speaker 6: Random?
Speaker 4: Excuse me, person that works here.
Speaker 3: You figured me holding the giant, So you saw that
Speaker 3: that was a turn on to you.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, you know, I figured, if you're cute
Speaker 14: under fluorescent lighting, you gotta be cute to realize.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 14: So we talked and we made plans to meet up
Speaker 14: at this bar, and then when I met him, he
Speaker 14: was he was way hotter than I thought.
Speaker 13: He was in the photo.
Speaker 14: Yeah. So I kind of told him that, like as
Speaker 14: a compliment, that his photos online or not.
Speaker 1: Great and oh wait, did you word it that way?
Speaker 14: Well, I don't really remember exactly how I said it,
Speaker 14: but I kind of was like, you know, your photos
Speaker 14: online aren't good because you're so much more attractive in person.
Speaker 2: Okay, that one sits weird with I don't know about
Speaker 2: you guys, but for me, whenever I meet listeners and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, you're not as ugly as I thought
Speaker 2: you were online, I feel like more guys do look
Speaker 2: better in person.
Speaker 1: Maybe was he offended?
Speaker 14: I mean I also think he maybe was a little offended,
Speaker 14: But I like tried to make him understand that it
Speaker 14: was a compliment, and I offered to take photos for
Speaker 14: him so that he could use, which I now realize
Speaker 14: is maybe weird on this Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like you're trying to set him up for the
Speaker 3: next person that he meets on the app.
Speaker 2: I mean if if a girl said that too, don't
Speaker 2: you feel like you just got friend zoned?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pretty much.
Speaker 14: I honestly was just like nervous and was trying to
Speaker 14: my weird way.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 9: I mean, you tried to say even at least right,
Speaker 9: It was like you left it out like you're way.
Speaker 4: Hotter than your ugly pictures online.
Speaker 3: All right bye?
Speaker 2: Did you actually take new pictures for him?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: No, was wondering what did you do at the bar
Speaker 1: drink and talk?
Speaker 3: We don't know that with her?
Speaker 14: No, no, No, we were just like hawking and getting
Speaker 14: to know each other. And then we brought up camping,
Speaker 14: which well, I really like, he's like kind of newer
Speaker 14: to eltory stuff. But ari I came up and he
Speaker 14: said he had never been, and I freaking love ari I.
Speaker 3: Oh see this brooke feels about ari I. How you
Speaker 3: feel about grocery Show.
Speaker 8: Don't they have there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Every time you go in and you're like, God, I
Speaker 2: need to start a new outdoor hobby. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 2: a kayak and a mountain bike.
Speaker 3: Nothing hotter than talking about are serious?
Speaker 2: Wait till you get your first dividend check. Then you're
Speaker 2: gonna be like you get money to at the end
Speaker 2: of the year because it's a co op.
Speaker 3: Oh is that like a that's why? Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: So you went. You just took him?
Speaker 13: Yeah obviously.
Speaker 2: Oh wow too drunks at the RII on the first day.
Speaker 1: I wish I would have been there just to witness
Speaker 1: you guys walking around.
Speaker 10: It's just this sleeping day.
Speaker 3: How did that go?
Speaker 5: I mean, it's cute I walking around making jokes.
Speaker 2: Did he still seem interested or was he just lying
Speaker 2: about being interested?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like someone says they're.
Speaker 1: Super into something, you're like, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: I like that too, and I don't lie to people
Speaker 3: on dates. Like I'm not sure it.
Speaker 14: Seems like he was genuinely interested. I mean maybe he
Speaker 14: was flying, but I don't know. I thought we were
Speaker 14: having a good time.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you you're clueless. You have no ideas, no idea.
Speaker 3: Huh, all right, how long has this been since you
Speaker 3: gave him the tour of RII.
Speaker 6: It's been three weeks?
Speaker 4: Oh hey, wait, maybe you're such a good tour guy.
Speaker 9: You motivated him to go camping, and he's still out
Speaker 9: in the wilderness right now, not receiving any phone.
Speaker 1: Calls or he's missing, he's too new to.
Speaker 3: It's called hashtag van life Brook, and we're going to
Speaker 3: check in on him, hopefully he answers when we call
Speaker 3: and try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 11: Right after this, thank your hold on.
Speaker 3: Second date update, we got a text to seven eight
Speaker 3: five nine to two that says, what's r E I.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess not everybody would know.
Speaker 1: It's all over the world.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean everybody knows what it is. If you
Speaker 3: if you haven't been there. Yeah, it's a chain of
Speaker 3: outdoor recreation stores where they sell all sorts like bikes,
Speaker 3: camping gear, harnesses, whatever you would need to be.
Speaker 4: Outside the face hoodies, which are that's the only thing
Speaker 4: I've ever.
Speaker 3: Bought from Mari.
Speaker 1: I have you been to a store.
Speaker 3: No, I bought online they aline store to go check
Speaker 3: them out dot com. But I should ask Brook this
Speaker 3: question because you've been there a lot. Are there hot
Speaker 3: people who work there or walk around there?
Speaker 1: A lot hot people? Yeah, there's definitely attractive people.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just got a board from there
Speaker 2: this last year, and the girl who fitted me for
Speaker 2: the board smoking.
Speaker 3: See, That's what I'm worried about. I'm worried that when
Speaker 3: Kelly took Mike to the RII store, I'm hoping that
Speaker 3: he didn't meet some sexy outdoor climbing enthusiasts who invited
Speaker 3: him to scale her twin peaks right there in the
Speaker 3: back room. Because we've heard stuff like this happening before
Speaker 3: somebody else swoops in the middle of it.
Speaker 1: I bet they have a pretty big back room.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of big stuff that they got to
Speaker 2: move through that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kelly, do you think that's a possibility. Were there
Speaker 3: any attractive females while you were shopping at RII?
Speaker 6: I mean, wasn't like he was flirting with anybody.
Speaker 1: In front of you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe it could just be that he felt
Speaker 2: like he was forced into something he actually wasn't that
Speaker 2: interested in. Yeahs, I mean, he couldn't keep continuing the lie,
Speaker 2: right because then before he knows that he's camping with
Speaker 2: you and hating every second of it.
Speaker 1: Get out of that.
Speaker 13: I guess.
Speaker 2: I think camping is great though, with you, you know,
Speaker 2: nobody else in this room.
Speaker 3: All right, let's call Mike though and see what he
Speaker 3: asked to say. You ready to do this, Kelly? Okay,
Speaker 3: here we go. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Mike.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, is this the bill Collector? Gun?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a bill collector box right now.
Speaker 2: Impressive that you answer your phone when you're getting those
Speaker 2: type of calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just ignore next time.
Speaker 11: Bro.
Speaker 6: Wait, so who is this.
Speaker 3: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the Morning with the Love Collectors.
Speaker 3: Please ignore Mike.
Speaker 6: No, we're radio show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're a radio show. We do a segment called
Speaker 3: second Date Update where we try and help out our
Speaker 3: listeners reconnect after they've gone out on a date with
Speaker 3: somebody that they really liked.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it's a good thing. He means somebody went
Speaker 3: out with you and had a really good time and
Speaker 3: wants to meet up again. Her name's Kelly. Oh it
Speaker 3: was it's been a while ago. It was like three
Speaker 3: weeks ago that you guys met up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I kind of wish it was the Bill Collector, but wow,
Speaker 6: it was that bad.
Speaker 1: When we talked to her, she sounded lovely.
Speaker 6: Oh, let me just be honest. Here, like it was
Speaker 6: okay for a little bit, but it did get weird.
Speaker 3: Okay, and talking about where she offered to take new
Speaker 3: pictures of you because your profile picks weren't good enough.
Speaker 6: She told you.
Speaker 3: All that, Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: Were you offended?
Speaker 6: I mean yes, But also I don't think we should
Speaker 6: really be talking about that.
Speaker 3: What should we be talking about?
Speaker 6: If that's how she wants to play, then I'm happy
Speaker 6: to play my side of the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hear your side.
Speaker 1: This sounds juicy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 6: I mean, did she mention us talking about camping?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that came up that you guys mentioned going camping,
Speaker 3: and she even took you to a camping good store.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah she was. She was thinking of going
Speaker 6: camping with some friends soon and and she was like
Speaker 6: basically inviting me, which I mean, that's kind of weird,
Speaker 6: you know, after a first day to be like, oh,
Speaker 6: why don't you come camping for multiple days and meet
Speaker 6: my friends?
Speaker 3: Like that's sounds really nice when you put it that way.
Speaker 4: No, I see what you means.
Speaker 9: It's one thing you're camping, but then I'm going to
Speaker 9: be stuck with your friends.
Speaker 2: But maybe Okay, wait, wait though, maybe it was like
Speaker 2: one of those invitations where you like, you know, I
Speaker 2: automatically invite people to everything, but it doesn't necessarily mean
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna fall through.
Speaker 3: I think you're gonna say no, So that that's the
Speaker 3: big red flag. She liked you and wanted you to
Speaker 3: meet her friends.
Speaker 6: I mean, no, no, no, no, that's not the big
Speaker 6: red flag. I told her, I'm not really the biggest
Speaker 6: fan of camping. I tried it once. I really didn't
Speaker 6: love it. I didn't love it so much that I
Speaker 6: actually slept in my car. Oh yeah, And apparently for her,
Speaker 6: that was like the worst thing I could say to her.
Speaker 11: What why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 6: I don't know. She was so shocked, and she was like,
Speaker 6: how do you not like camping? Everyone loves camping? Like
Speaker 6: she was like, what, you've never sent a night an attent,
Speaker 6: You've never you're in the joy of taking the I
Speaker 6: don't think I can say that word on the radio.
Speaker 8: Bed you gotta have the rumble with the bear, like,
Speaker 8: oh my gosh, those are hers.
Speaker 6: She just kept going on and on and on about
Speaker 6: how great camping was, and I'm trying to force a smile.
Speaker 6: Then she dragged me to that that sporting good store.
Speaker 6: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Wait that all happened before you guys went to ri
Speaker 2: I yeah, dude. The way she played it, the way
Speaker 2: she described it, is that you said you were new
Speaker 2: and you were excited about trying it out.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no. She was like going on about
Speaker 6: it at dinner and then at the store. It just was,
Speaker 6: it was non stop.
Speaker 3: Okay. She was trying. She was trying to sell you
Speaker 3: on going camping by showing you all of the things
Speaker 3: that you could buy and all the things you could
Speaker 3: use the next time you went out into nature.
Speaker 6: She showed me eighteen different types of canteens. I was like,
Speaker 6: I get it. Can we go home?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: She should work for you? Should I think?
Speaker 6: I think she's getting a commissioned or she has a
Speaker 6: lot of stock there or something like that.
Speaker 2: Her last name is actually ari I that's true because
Speaker 2: I didn't tell you this earlier.
Speaker 3: But Kelly is on the other line right now listening
Speaker 3: to this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Why how you doing right?
Speaker 13: I'm just gonna stick with what I said.
Speaker 5: On the date, is that everyone does love camping.
Speaker 14: They just need to find the right things to take
Speaker 14: with them so they feel comfortable.
Speaker 6: That is objectively not true. Not everyone loves what crazy
Speaker 6: thing to say? You psychlo Oh, we don't have to
Speaker 6: call anyone names, but if you're going to be a
Speaker 6: hard on the radio, that's pretty crazy to begin with.
Speaker 3: So okay, everybody likes being on the rails times. You
Speaker 3: just have to try it and get used to it
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: That was actually, psycho, you're nervous.
Speaker 9: We can show you all kinds of microphone.
Speaker 2: I mean, Kelly, it doesn't sound like you're listening to.
Speaker 10: Him at all.
Speaker 5: I heard what he said, and I really truly believe that,
Speaker 5: like deep down, he really likes camping based.
Speaker 13: On other stuff that he said.
Speaker 5: And you know, if I remember, I think he did
Speaker 5: say that he you didn't have a great time, but
Speaker 5: you would be open to trying camping again.
Speaker 3: Oh oh really?
Speaker 1: That leading her offsp talk.
Speaker 6: I was just saying that to try to get you
Speaker 6: to stop tamp explaining to medal.
Speaker 3: Us all the time. Maybe there could be a small
Speaker 3: nugget of truth to it. Do you think, Mike, are
Speaker 3: you on board with her?
Speaker 6: Because I hate camping. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 6: I don't know how to make that autyre.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying sometimes some things are an acquired taste,
Speaker 3: like coffee or.
Speaker 5: Mess How can anybody not like camping you're in the
Speaker 5: outdoors or fresh air.
Speaker 6: Why am I still on the phone right now, Like
Speaker 6: I said this, and you guys are still talking about it.
Speaker 6: I really don't understand they're.
Speaker 3: Still on the phone because somewhere, deep, deep down, you
Speaker 3: really do want to see Kelly again. You go out
Speaker 3: one more time. Even if I'm not saying out in nature,
Speaker 3: Let's go out in the city, somewhere, somewhere that we
Speaker 3: would pay for if you're up for it, Mike, No,
Speaker 3: far away from Aria. That's what we do, Mike. We
Speaker 3: offer to send you guys out on another day on
Speaker 3: our dime.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's clearly not a match. I mean, camping is
Speaker 6: clearly her number one thing. She doesn't have time for
Speaker 6: a man because she's so married to camping.
Speaker 3: She's married to the woods exactly.
Speaker 6: She's gonna marry a bear.
Speaker 3: Okay, at least one more time so she could take
Speaker 3: some new photos of you for your profile.
Speaker 6: Pick no, because she's gonna drag me to the woods
Speaker 6: to take those photos.
Speaker 3: Tell you, I'm sorry, we're not gonna able to get
Speaker 3: a second date for you here.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 5: I'm going to try and see if there's an outdoors
Speaker 5: the app or something I can find.
Speaker 14: A man on.
Speaker 9: Okay, Oh, there's a good app. It's about how to
Speaker 9: start a camp fire. It's called Tinder.
Speaker 3: But we were so close to ending on a laugh
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 15: Secondary just missed rookie Jeffrey in the morning, I just
Speaker 15: got a text at seventy five nine two that says,
Speaker 15: jeff why is it every time it's extra dreamly clear
Speaker 15: they're not a good match, you still ask if they'll
Speaker 15: go out.
Speaker 1: Again, and you always push the side that you know
Speaker 1: is wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why I do it. Is it
Speaker 3: because I believe in love against all odds? Does that
Speaker 3: make me a bad guy? If so called Billie Eilish
Speaker 3: because you're a bad the bag?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you thought about that for a while.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I kind of liked it.
Speaker 3: It just shows everybody has a different way on how
Speaker 3: these dates go. She saw it as green flags, he's
Speaker 3: interested in camping, he wants to learn. He saw it
Speaker 3: as being camp shamed within an inch of his life.
Speaker 2: And I saw it as I'm never going to be
Speaker 2: able to hear that Billie Eilish song again without thinking
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 3: But the one thing that we can learn out of
Speaker 3: this is that we're always here for you.
Speaker 2: That's true, no matter what good day's bad days, no
Speaker 2: matter how many bad decisions you make, Absolutely.
Speaker 3: On your side, you will fight for you and offer
Speaker 3: you second dates.
Speaker 11: Call that person who wasn't calling me back frooking Jeffrey
Speaker 11: in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know how Justin Bieber got discovered by Usher on YouTube? Yeah,
Speaker 3: never tell you, guys how I got discovered. No As
Speaker 3: I was twelve years old chilling at the mall food
Speaker 3: court performing this oral trick that I do using one
Speaker 3: of the corn dogs on a stick. Well, it got
Speaker 3: lodged in my throat. I started choking. Luckily, one of
Speaker 3: the many many men who were already gathered around me
Speaker 3: watching sprang into action, yank to the stick out, and
Speaker 3: as it dislodged my throat let out a sound like this.
Speaker 1: Angelic.
Speaker 3: After that, the whole room went quiet. Nobody knew the
Speaker 3: human body could make such beautiful noises, and ever since then,
Speaker 3: music has been my life. So I'm gonna get my
Speaker 3: corn dog ready for my brand news in the week.
Speaker 3: Someone's got to yank it out. You're gonna do it?
Speaker 3: Coming up right after this, it is time for my
Speaker 3: song of the week. A handful of experiences that fall
Speaker 3: into the once in a lifetime category. Yeah, like seeing
Speaker 3: the northern lights some people never do that, diving with sharks,
Speaker 3: we never want to do that, or the retreat that
Speaker 3: I went on sweating with bears.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, I don't think I think.
Speaker 7: I'm full price and bull was it that more than
Speaker 7: once once in a lifetime for me?
Speaker 3: But here's the deal. There is one that's coming up
Speaker 3: that all of us can experience, and everybody is talking
Speaker 3: about it right now because in just a few days,
Speaker 3: millions will gather on rooftops and in cornfields and on
Speaker 3: their private helicopters to go up and watch a special
Speaker 3: solar eclips And I know what a lot of people
Speaker 3: are thinking. You're like, really, Jeff, that's the coolest thing
Speaker 3: that's happening, more than the start of the XFL season. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is. No one knows that there
Speaker 1: still doing.
Speaker 3: You're only visible from like one area every four hundred years.
Speaker 1: It is crazy.
Speaker 2: And like I've been reading about this stuff, people once
Speaker 2: they see one will travel the globe just to witness
Speaker 2: another totally someone this.
Speaker 4: Morning, just post it.
Speaker 9: I'm on my flight, I'm ready, I am taking a Yes,
Speaker 9: they're paying thousands of dollars to do this.
Speaker 3: It's that moving to see it in person. Even Tarot
Speaker 3: card readers are calling this the super Bowl of cosmic
Speaker 3: spiritual as is. If you have the opportunity to see it,
Speaker 3: you need to drop everything that you are doing and
Speaker 3: make this the main priority in your life so that
Speaker 3: in forty years you can tell your grandchildren from your
Speaker 3: hospital better wherever.
Speaker 16: I walked out of my job and stared directly into
Speaker 16: the sun for five full and it was worth it.
Speaker 3: That's why I've been in this bed for thirty seven years,
Speaker 3: and that's why Granda was missing today. Instead of doing
Speaker 3: the classic eighties hit by Bonnie Tyler, totally clips of the.
Speaker 4: Hall, My god, it's.
Speaker 3: Young Jeffrey's solar eclips is gonna start right. Don't change much,
Speaker 3: and I do have I do have a gift for
Speaker 3: somebody if they want to join me in wearing the
Speaker 3: protector glass.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't use protection. Okay, Jose's gonna stare wrong.
Speaker 2: They don't fit over my glasses job Ousei'd totally do it,
Speaker 2: no protection. Yeah, you can't see anything.
Speaker 8: Out action.
Speaker 2: Jeff just realized that he can't read his song lyrics
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 10: No, okay, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: Jeff looks like a fool and Alectus actually look good
Speaker 4: in them.
Speaker 3: What going on here? She's like, Alexis you're meant to
Speaker 3: stare at the sun.
Speaker 1: Meant for you.
Speaker 3: I'm in the point when I'm ready, points.
Speaker 16: To every now and then the moon's a little bit
Speaker 16: jealous of the sunlight on our ground and dealing vanished
Speaker 16: till the shadows only featured at night, reflecting light while
Speaker 16: everybody's asleep. Every couple hundred years, the moon gets a
Speaker 16: chance to take a stand and grab its moment to
Speaker 16: shine the march to Sanda stage and tear.
Speaker 3: The spotlight away like Kanye at the v amazing sun
Speaker 3: sallow below into.
Speaker 11: The dark.
Speaker 3: And tried to steal the sun but stole my ears.
Speaker 16: And the people stare up at the awesome cosmic goovent
Speaker 16: with three D glasses on their eyes.
Speaker 3: SI the slattercers are claiming.
Speaker 16: It's a Hollywood stunt because we all know the world
Speaker 16: is flat as a plot.
Speaker 17: All the Sheldon's jeweling about celestial body's daughter, Good's body dog.
Speaker 3: And they'll hide.
Speaker 17: All the virgin should be a thankful cousin all the
Speaker 17: times they probably want a thing sacrifice.
Speaker 12: You talk borrabo kaimod off the cha So.
Speaker 3: Talk what you are doing and take pie.
Speaker 17: Come on, pause your Twitter fights, shut me your post
Speaker 17: today that cever should the afternoon.
Speaker 3: The lights don't, don't don't wait.
Speaker 12: For cars that a fortnight can characters time.
Speaker 6: Because what you miss it is gone.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 12: Even if you witnessed the homicide, I think nine one
Speaker 12: one can wait.
Speaker 8: They mean they won't ready diet.
Speaker 2: I'm not your live me through the hospit.
Speaker 12: Don't just stand in it, even if you wasted two
Speaker 12: minutes upon a modified The moon is not being ouside
Speaker 12: they were screaming.
Speaker 3: Really accuses the bother myself of doing just to stare
Speaker 3: up above. I use a bottle boat, Lucky Charles. I've
Speaker 3: learned it from YouTube. I'm like the cardboard tone starck.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 16: Yeah, once upon a time I had a light in
Speaker 16: my life, but the moon who blocked it out was
Speaker 16: named Mark.
Speaker 3: I'm Mark. Forget it anyway. The solar eclips is kind
Speaker 3: of stuff. Wow, Oh it's over.
Speaker 2: You're amazing, bro, that be so excited. You know, I'm
Speaker 2: going to the path of totality.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to see the whole thing except ricious.
Speaker 2: Check the weather, and it's supposed to be total cloud coverage.
Speaker 9: You gotta be the private helicopter rocket rocket clouds.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, if it makes you feel anybotter, jose is gonna
Speaker 3: leave a path of totality in the bathroom and he's done,
Speaker 3: so maybe that's like a good second option.
Speaker 4: I literally will miss.
Speaker 3: It on my phone. Yeah that's right. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's your song of the week text and seventy five
Speaker 3: nine tell us what you thought about it. We're gonna
Speaker 3: post the video. Post the video up on our socials,
Speaker 3: on TikTok, Instagram, on YouTube, all of it at Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey happy watching the sun everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 11: Second brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We got a text to seventy eighty five ninety two
Speaker 3: that says I'm supposed to show up for a court
Speaker 3: appearance on the day of the eclipse, but thanks to
Speaker 3: Jeff's song, I'm not going.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 3: This is once in a lifetime. They can find another
Speaker 3: key witness for that mob. Try Hello, you are going
Speaker 3: to get a hit on you if you missed it.
Speaker 3: Instead of singing the song Total Eclipse of the Heart,
Speaker 3: I sang my own version called Solar Eclipse is gonna
Speaker 3: start because coming up soon the eclipse will happen. And
Speaker 3: I encourage everybody if you can, to please stop what
Speaker 3: you're doing on that day. It doesn't matter what it is.
Speaker 3: Go witness a once in a lifetime cosmic phenomenon that
Speaker 3: you will remember forever. And hopefully people got the message.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing a lot of other texts coming in seventy
Speaker 3: five nine to two, Brooke, what are you seeing?
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about this one. Right
Speaker 2: it says, Hey, jeff are you selling Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: eclipse glasses?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'd buy them over the merch you were selling it Christmas.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: I want a lot of work into getting that stuff out.
Speaker 3: There was Brook sid I got to stand by my
Speaker 3: car host on that.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: Although I will say they do have a good point.
Speaker 3: If we had done like eclipse glasses during Christmas during Christmas?
Speaker 3: Oh man, those sick Brooke, get on it, okay, Well.
Speaker 4: Brook, look up next to clips.
Speaker 3: But if you missed it or if you want to
Speaker 3: hear it again, we're gonna put the song up at
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page on our Facebook or
Speaker 3: Instagram and our TikTok all of it at Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey and go enjoy that eclipse.
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Back on the phone. Today, we got Joe who drives
Speaker 3: a dump truck for a construction company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, we've been.
Speaker 3: Doing it for twelve years, he says, and absolutely loves
Speaker 3: driving and he wants to haul away today with a
Speaker 3: victor in this game. It's his number one focus because
Speaker 3: he's owing one against you all time.
Speaker 11: Brook.
Speaker 3: So Joe, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, thank you.
Speaker 8: Joe.
Speaker 2: Can I ask if I beat you? Can I drive
Speaker 2: the jump truck for a day?
Speaker 6: Fun?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, address.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna find you, Joe. I'm gonna find you
Speaker 1: in that dump truck and I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3: Okay, at least let her sit on your lap while
Speaker 3: you drive.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's passenger and he's not allowed to control
Speaker 2: the radio when I'm in the driver's seat.
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, we'll come to some sort of agreement by
Speaker 3: the end of this game, me and time. Brook's gonna
Speaker 3: leave on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's right, Joe, Hey,
Speaker 3: we're sending Brook out of the studio while she heads out.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the rules. Thirty seconds on the clock
Speaker 3: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 3: know when, you can say past but you have to
Speaker 3: beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Let's go?
Speaker 3: All right, my man, good luck. Your time starts now
Speaker 3: on this day. In nineteen ninety seven, what TV show
Speaker 3: hosted by Steve Irwin debuted on Animal Planet Cucodle. An
Speaker 3: exercise that combines a squat, a push up, and a
Speaker 3: jump in the air is called what Which continent is
Speaker 3: home to the tallest mountain in the world Asia? How
Speaker 3: many years does it take before you have to renew
Speaker 3: your driver's license in the state of Washington? What type
Speaker 3: of pasta translates to little tongues in Italian? Pass on?
Speaker 3: That's all right, Brooks's gonna come back into the studio here,
Speaker 3: Joe and I see here that Joe is planning a
Speaker 3: family trip soon to Wyoming. Don't they have the only
Speaker 3: escalator in like like, there's one escalator for the whole state,
Speaker 3: and it's in like a shopping mall. Is that where
Speaker 3: you're going. You're gonna take the family to see the
Speaker 3: one escalator.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go find that escalator I've never even heard of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about the grand Tee tongs.
Speaker 1: You got the bottom of Yellowstone National Park.
Speaker 3: Jackson, No escalator.
Speaker 2: There's actually a really cool I've been wyomings on my
Speaker 2: list right now and there's a really cool you dig
Speaker 2: dinosaur fossil place.
Speaker 10: That's how you know it's boring.
Speaker 1: You should go to that, Joe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, taking the kids there. Want to find and go do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the kids can go dig for dinosaur bars. Joe's
Speaker 3: going to the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, you can't do both at the same time.
Speaker 3: Brook, You're up? Are you ready?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Ready?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety seven,
Speaker 3: what TV show hosted by Steve Irwin debuted on Animal Planet?
Speaker 2: Oh God?
Speaker 1: What was it called? Steve Animal Planet Wild Beasts.
Speaker 3: An exercise that combines a squat, a push up, and
Speaker 3: a jump in the air is called which continent is
Speaker 3: home to the tallest mountain in the world.
Speaker 1: Asia.
Speaker 3: How many years does it take before you have to
Speaker 3: renew your driver's license in the state of Washington. Interesting
Speaker 3: for what type of possu translates to little tongues in Italian.
Speaker 1: I'm sounds little to me.
Speaker 3: We'll find out who is right. We're gonna go to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard to say you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 1: Am too tired to go to work?
Speaker 4: Joe, you got too correct today.
Speaker 3: Nice work, Joe.
Speaker 1: I don't feel very confident Joe.
Speaker 4: Brook God also the same, oh almost same as good
Speaker 4: Win Brook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's say we're gonna have to arm Rustle for that.
Speaker 6: You're gonna give me the win?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not nice like that.
Speaker 1: I'm one of those dump truck keys, so bad ty.
Speaker 3: Does go to the house on these Let's go over
Speaker 3: the answers real quick. On this day in nineteen ninety seven,
Speaker 3: Steve Irwin's Animal Planet show debuted the crocodile Hunter.
Speaker 2: Yeah croky Yeah.
Speaker 3: Exercise that combines a squat, a push up, and and
Speaker 3: then a jump in the air is called a burpie.
Speaker 3: Had continent with the tallest mountain in the world is Asia.
Speaker 3: Mount Everest is on the border between China and Nepal.
Speaker 3: It takes six years to renew your driver's license in
Speaker 3: the state of Washington. Or that's how long. That's how
Speaker 3: long it takes. That's how long you need to do it.
Speaker 1: No big line, big line at the DMV, Jeff.
Speaker 3: The type of apasta that translates to little tongues in
Speaker 3: Italian is linguine.
Speaker 1: Is the okay, Joe.
Speaker 3: Fortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke. But just
Speaker 3: we're playing. You do win a pair of tickets to
Speaker 3: see the Barbie Movie in concert Dance The Night Away
Speaker 3: with the Barbie Land Syfonetta as they debut their summer
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four North American Amphitheater tour.
Speaker 6: All right, that sounds good to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, are you on the job site right now?
Speaker 6: I'm driving right now, headset on.
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart, that's smart. I was hoping I could
Speaker 1: get see here. What a dump truck horn?
Speaker 4: Sound like you do a dump truck praying for me?
Speaker 9: Will you go to like any parking lot of any
Speaker 9: business and just dump everything you didn't do it?
Speaker 6: Let's I've always wanted to do it? Going really fast
Speaker 6: down the freeway.
Speaker 1: Yeah you, Joe gets you.
Speaker 4: Joe gets you.
Speaker 3: Oh, Joe, don't get my last day pay check. Everybody
Speaker 3: has a fear of dump drugs. Thank you, Joe. We'll
Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks the same time on
Speaker 11: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.