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Speaker 10: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 9: You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
Speaker 9: one and all this Steve Harvey got a radio show,
Speaker 9: Man one more time. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I do, man, I thank God for it every day.
Speaker 9: You know, my message this morning, man, is real clear.
Speaker 9: It's something that's been on me to share, and it's
Speaker 9: it's amazing. You know, God can do some amazing things
Speaker 9: for you. But what happens along the way is and
Speaker 9: I don't know that I mean to say, but but
Speaker 9: the fact that God can do some amazing things for you,
Speaker 9: that comes adversity along with it. Every single time. It
Speaker 9: just goes without saying. And I uh, I was having
Speaker 9: a a faily, I mean well not faily, but a
Speaker 9: hugely successful week. I had never seen this type of
Speaker 9: hatred before I hadn't seen it. And it's it's a
Speaker 9: great trick that the devil does. You know, when when
Speaker 9: God is blessing you and giving you some some some
Speaker 9: great opportunities in your life as all of you have
Speaker 9: gone through, and it is. Isn't it amazing how some
Speaker 9: negative thing crops up and that's what you have to
Speaker 9: focus on. I found out that I don't have to,
Speaker 9: but you wind up focusing on it, and your energy
Speaker 9: goes over to that to try to deal with it, counteract.
Speaker 9: Wonder why it was happening. You got to make phone calls,
Speaker 9: what was this about? Blah blah blah blah blah, and
Speaker 9: and it and it, and it throws you off the
Speaker 9: course you are on the beginning of the week, I
Speaker 9: was so grateful, I was so amazed.
Speaker 10: I was really thanking God for opportunity.
Speaker 9: For the brief moment, the enemy slides this little factor
Speaker 9: in that it causes you and it requires your attention.
Speaker 9: You have to pay it attention because you don't know
Speaker 9: what you're going. Wow, man, let me see what this
Speaker 9: could really be? How much dirt is this really that
Speaker 9: they're trying to do? And so it requires your attention.
Speaker 9: But in that attention, you lose your focus on really
Speaker 9: all the blessings and the good thing that God does
Speaker 9: for you. The enemy has an amazing trick.
Speaker 10: That he does that. And it was in my head.
Speaker 9: I gotta tell y'all all week long, man, and I
Speaker 9: was doing some amazing stuff. I was having such a
Speaker 9: blessed week, man, in terms of press and pr and
Speaker 9: where God was taking me. And then when I got back,
Speaker 9: I was talking with my wife, and then I was
Speaker 9: talking to a good friend of ours and they shared
Speaker 9: something that really helped me out. And they said to me,
Speaker 9: new level, new devil. You know it's it's it's something
Speaker 9: really simple, but new level new devil. Every time you
Speaker 9: go to another level, every time you go a little
Speaker 9: bit higher, every time God has a blessing in store
Speaker 9: for you, every time He moves you in position, do
Speaker 9: you understand that the enemy's job is to make you
Speaker 9: not see the blessing, make you not be grateful for it,
Speaker 9: lose your focus and focus on this that I just
Speaker 9: threw in your way, this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery.
Speaker 10: And man, I was, I was, I got it.
Speaker 9: I just got to tell you, man, I mean it
Speaker 9: was so filled with hatred that I had to I
Speaker 9: really spend some time addressing it. I you know, I
Speaker 9: got publicists on the phone. I said, what's what's happening here?
Speaker 10: Y'all? Not watching this? Y'all not?
Speaker 11: What was?
Speaker 10: What was this attack? You knew?
Speaker 11: Do?
Speaker 10: You didn't know these angles? What was you know? Steve Chill?
Speaker 10: New level, new devil.
Speaker 9: If you get a promotion on your job, guess what,
Speaker 9: somebody ain't happy that you got the promotion. So here
Speaker 9: come the hay. You don't even really know these people.
Speaker 9: You have no idea. Every time you make a decision
Speaker 9: to make your relationship with your spouse better, man, this
Speaker 9: is it.
Speaker 10: You know what I'm gonna start doing.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna do this, man, so me and my girl
Speaker 9: can go on and have this, or me and my
Speaker 9: man can go on and have this. Watch what happened
Speaker 9: every single time? Here comes the new level, the new devil,
Speaker 9: the trick. You don't need to do that. What you're
Speaker 9: doing that for hers? She don't appreciate it. He ain't
Speaker 9: gona appreciate it. Look over here, man, look at that
Speaker 9: right there.
Speaker 10: Ain't he not?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 10: He missed?
Speaker 9: He ain't call you, and he said, it's gonna all
Speaker 9: types of stuff. It just happens all the time. And
Speaker 9: I was sitting here talking with this friend, really good friend,
Speaker 9: very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve.
Speaker 9: You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I
Speaker 9: was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God,
Speaker 9: for real, you mean to tell me every time that
Speaker 9: something good happens to me?
Speaker 10: You mean every time I.
Speaker 9: Try to go to the next level, every time you
Speaker 9: put me on the next level. You mean to tell
Speaker 9: me that I got to go through this right here?
Speaker 9: Are you for real?
Speaker 10: And then my.
Speaker 9: Friend said, Jesus said to her, they did it to me,
Speaker 9: and we just fell out laughing. They did it to me,
Speaker 9: They did it to him. They did it to him
Speaker 9: for him to go to the next level. And you know,
Speaker 9: I was just I was just going over the whole
Speaker 9: story about the crucifixion and everything that had to be
Speaker 9: amazing man of all the hate he had, ended, all
Speaker 9: the prosecuting he had do it. They thought, ultimately, what
Speaker 9: we'll do is we'll nail him on a cross, crucified,
Speaker 9: and that'll be the end of him. And we'll put
Speaker 9: him in this tune and we'll put this big stone
Speaker 9: up there, and that'll be the end of him. But
Speaker 9: what they did not know was all you was doing
Speaker 9: was setting the tone for the next level, because eventually
Speaker 9: the stone got rolled away and he went and got
Speaker 9: placed with his father where he was headed to. Anyway,
Speaker 9: he ultimately knew that his ultimate goal was to get
Speaker 9: to his father. So when you when you when you
Speaker 9: thought you were doing what you were doing to him,
Speaker 9: and you put him in a tune and you put
Speaker 9: the big stone up in there, and the stone got
Speaker 9: rolls got rolled away, and he went eventually to where
Speaker 9: he was trying to get to. That story is in
Speaker 9: place for all of us to remember that when we
Speaker 9: are going through some things. Could it be because we're
Speaker 9: going to a place, you know, It could be just
Speaker 9: a place in life. It could be just a different
Speaker 9: level in life. That's all it has to be. But
Speaker 9: there's going to be the adversarial challenges that come with it,
Speaker 9: and those are the moments we must expect, expect and
Speaker 9: take them head on and still not lose your focus
Speaker 9: or appreciation for what God has done for you. So
Speaker 9: in light of all of that, I'm able to say
Speaker 9: today that I thank my heavenly Father, I really do
Speaker 9: for all the blessing seeds to bestowed upon me and
Speaker 9: all of the haters, and all of the liars, and
Speaker 9: all of the backstabers and all those people. When you
Speaker 9: get through lyon, when you get through stabbing, when you
Speaker 9: get through gossiping and doing what you do, I'm still
Speaker 9: going to the next level. I'm still going. You cannot
Speaker 9: stop what God has in store for you.
Speaker 10: No one can stop that.
Speaker 9: Morning, ladies and Gentlemen's here another day, another blessing. Wow,
Speaker 9: only God, Man, only, only God, only God. I stand
Speaker 9: on that one man. I don't mind telling you to
Speaker 9: be grateful. Yesterday on my fireside Check, my special guest
Speaker 9: on the show was Doctor Field on the Steve Harvey Network,
Speaker 9: and on the fireside Chat, a guy came in from Madrid, Spain,
Speaker 9: and you know what he told me. He said, you
Speaker 9: saved my life. He said, I was gonna commit suicide.
Speaker 9: I'm twenty one years old. This guy's live on fireside Chat.
Speaker 9: He said, but your podcast changed my life. Of course
Speaker 9: I didn't know what he was talking about, but it
Speaker 9: turns out he really was talking about the I Heart app,
Speaker 9: where you can catch the Steve Harvey Morning Show on
Speaker 9: He said, you say, at the end of your show,
Speaker 9: talk to God. He'd love to hear from you. I've
Speaker 9: never been a praying person. I didn't really believe in
Speaker 9: all that just mumbo jumbo, and I was just in
Speaker 9: a dark place and I just said, what the heck,
Speaker 9: let me try. Steve Harvey, he heard me. I found
Speaker 9: a new purpose in life. And I'm rolling man. So
Speaker 9: I think he said, Man just every day used to
Speaker 9: say that talk to God. He loved hear from me.
Speaker 9: And I was just saying that as a as a
Speaker 9: throwaway line. I didn't know it. And now I've got
Speaker 9: to pick up the pace. I got to pay close
Speaker 9: attention to my clothes remarks because little did I know
Speaker 9: it was out that somebody heard it and it made
Speaker 9: a difference. So I thank God for that moment yesterday.
Speaker 9: So I'm thanking God for the day and hope I
Speaker 9: can make a difference today. If your presence doesn't make
Speaker 9: a difference, excuse me. If your presence doesn't make an impact,
Speaker 9: your absence won't make a difference. I'm trying to be
Speaker 9: about that. Help me today, God. Shirley Strawberry called it.
Speaker 9: I said, if your presence doesn't make an impact. Your
Speaker 9: absence won't make a difference. I'm just trying to be
Speaker 9: about it today. Help me, Lord Shirley Straw very calling
Speaker 9: for real, the one and only straight out the sip
Speaker 9: Mississippi Monica, Uh Junior, and the legend that is Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 10: Well here we go.
Speaker 1: You never know what like that?
Speaker 12: Today I just said, you know, I just heard you
Speaker 12: say that by saving somebody's life. Can you believe you
Speaker 12: out here save a life with all the stuff you'd
Speaker 12: be done, the list that you've done.
Speaker 10: I can't believe my life got saved. That's where I am.
Speaker 2: Your life.
Speaker 10: Here's so many days I can't believe I'm still here.
Speaker 10: I'm still standing.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm telling you, man, Man, Yeah, but
Speaker 12: you know, man, you don't know.
Speaker 9: And you know, we sit behind these mics every morning
Speaker 9: and we wake up to try to enlighten, entertain and
Speaker 9: power encourage people, and we don't know. We just do
Speaker 9: our job for four hours and then we go off
Speaker 9: and we and we hope, we hope we did a
Speaker 9: good one today. And then when you find out that
Speaker 9: something you said made a difference, it just kind of help.
Speaker 9: It kind of helps you along the way man. You
Speaker 9: don't you don't know who's watching, who's listening, right, you know?
Speaker 13: And that's true, Steve, I mean nationwide, domestic, but when
Speaker 13: you hear about it internationally, that's.
Speaker 1: Just so huge.
Speaker 10: So I got some questions. I gotta try something today.
Speaker 10: And y'all hanging out.
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Speaker 9: Ir We back everybody, or surely'll be back with us
Speaker 9: just in a moment. So I've taken over the call
Speaker 9: it duties. You know, it's just Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Why not? It's time now?
Speaker 1: Why not Steve harder.
Speaker 9: To me because I ain't divorced, you on to hear
Speaker 9: on all the break because I'm gonna get frustrated with
Speaker 9: this in a minute and it ain't gonna sound pleasant.
Speaker 9: So look here, it's time for these here prank and
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Speaker 14: This is dreaming of your wife, dreaming of your wife.
Speaker 14: Let's go catdob.
Speaker 11: So hello, I'm trying to reach Winston. It's Winston, hey, once,
Speaker 11: and how you're doing?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 11: This is Kevin Man I actually, uh, I work with
Speaker 11: your wife, Renee. We we met a couple of times.
Speaker 11: Man at uh at the job. I think you might
Speaker 11: have been taking a lunch or something. I work like
Speaker 11: on the on the floor above her.
Speaker 15: Hey, what's up, dude?
Speaker 16: Are you doing today?
Speaker 11: Man? I'm doing good?
Speaker 15: Man Ian?
Speaker 11: What's up? Yeah? Yeah, I wanted to reach out to you, man,
Speaker 11: and I had some personal I wanted to high let
Speaker 11: you about you know, personal. Yeah, what personal?
Speaker 16: Like what dude?
Speaker 11: Well, who is this? My name is Kevin? Like I said, Uh,
Speaker 11: I work, I work on the on the seventh floor.
Speaker 11: Your wife is on the sixth. But you know we
Speaker 11: met a couple of times.
Speaker 15: Right, Yeah, I know you said that. I'm I'm trying
Speaker 15: to picture your face.
Speaker 11: What's up though?
Speaker 15: Doglet me what's up?
Speaker 11: Okay? You're Uh? How's you and Renee's relationship going? Man?
Speaker 11: What how's y'all's relationship going? What they got to do?
Speaker 10: What you do?
Speaker 11: I mean, I mean y'all, y'all. I mean I'm just
Speaker 11: y'all been getting along and.
Speaker 15: They need me, me and Rene?
Speaker 11: Fine?
Speaker 15: But what they got?
Speaker 11: What? Hold on? Hold on?
Speaker 9: Hold on?
Speaker 15: You say you want to talk to me about some
Speaker 15: person you got some person about my wife.
Speaker 16: Well the first time, I'm like.
Speaker 11: What what I wanted to tell you, man, is that
Speaker 11: for some reason, man, I've been having uh off and
Speaker 11: on man every other day, I've been having these these
Speaker 11: dreams at.
Speaker 15: Night please dream like what dude.
Speaker 11: Well, every one of these dreams, man, renee be in them?
Speaker 16: Really?
Speaker 15: So? So you you work with my wife right and
Speaker 15: you call him my phone telling me you haven't dreamed
Speaker 15: about my wife. Well, just you know why you dreaming
Speaker 15: about my wife? Well, you don't worrybout like you don't
Speaker 15: work right now?
Speaker 11: No, I'm not at work right now, but but not.
Speaker 15: Not night or but nothing. Let me tell you something
Speaker 15: to be calling me telling about you could have a
Speaker 15: dream about my wife? What's going on with my wife?
Speaker 15: What's your name?
Speaker 11: Kevin? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 15: I'm on my way up there right to hell now.
Speaker 11: No, man, I'm not at the job. I'm not where
Speaker 11: you at. Where you at?
Speaker 15: Let's let's let that get up the tale. Why don't
Speaker 15: you want let's have face of faith. You you give
Speaker 15: my number? Why you give my number? Answer my question?
Speaker 11: Now? I asked what I asked one of the guys
Speaker 11: at the job for your number, man, because doctor, you know,
Speaker 11: I want to be man the man and just talk
Speaker 11: to you.
Speaker 15: You know, so y'all sit there and have a conversation
Speaker 15: about my wife on the job.
Speaker 11: Okay, you know what it is?
Speaker 15: Our good uh uh? This show number on my call
Speaker 15: id right now. I'm let me call you right back.
Speaker 11: No no, no, no hold on, hold on but not nothing.
Speaker 11: Hold up?
Speaker 15: You're calling come tell me treams about my faith?
Speaker 11: Well, man, I'm just I'm just trying to be real
Speaker 11: with you. And that's what I wanted to see, y'all.
Speaker 15: And I appreciate that. I'm gonna be real with you too.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna but I want to I want to see
Speaker 11: how you'll relationship is going. Man, Man, say what you
Speaker 11: gotta say, do okay, because see, dog, if these dreams
Speaker 11: keep happening, it must be faith, man, it must be
Speaker 11: to me and hug ment for each other.
Speaker 15: Dowd, I don't know. I don't know what you smoke.
Speaker 15: I don't know who the here you are. But I
Speaker 15: promise you this. When I get off my job today,
Speaker 15: I'm coming to wook your and if I found out
Speaker 15: that you knowing that they're calling my house and hanging
Speaker 15: up she ain't got nothing that I can tell you?
Speaker 11: What don't they work? Look? Look look man, man? Why
Speaker 11: is she in all my dreams?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 11: Why is she there about money? What?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 11: Fuck?
Speaker 15: Probably because you didn't look for that for my wife?
Speaker 16: What gonna do is you?
Speaker 15: Man? Now he's not doing that till get to that
Speaker 15: looking wife every day? What kind of work you do? Huh?
Speaker 11: You said?
Speaker 15: Man? You work on the floor abovefa Is that why
Speaker 15: she can't need me for lunch?
Speaker 11: No? No, no, I'm in the accounting department. Man, No,
Speaker 11: I don't know nothing.
Speaker 15: What do you were? You finna be in this book department?
Speaker 15: As by five more minutes?
Speaker 11: Man, don't you understand that it's got to be fake
Speaker 11: if she keeps showing up? You know?
Speaker 15: And now that you know what, it doesn't hold on?
Speaker 15: What what is your last name?
Speaker 11: Dale?
Speaker 15: I got your number? You say you work on the
Speaker 15: seventh floor or the second floor before you work on?
Speaker 11: I work on the seventh floor. That ain't what you wanting.
Speaker 11: You ain't got some of the want?
Speaker 15: What's your man's name?
Speaker 11: My last name? Well? Why is she showing up in
Speaker 11: my dream? Why is she kissing me in my dreams?
Speaker 16: Man?
Speaker 15: I don't let me tell you something. I don't know
Speaker 15: what the hell kind of dreams your is happening? But
Speaker 15: when I beat ya, you gonna swear to God you're
Speaker 15: gonna have with him mother Luther King dreams. You understand me.
Speaker 15: When I get to your job tomorrow morning, I don't
Speaker 15: give it. Who do you called? Let's believed on be
Speaker 15: outside waiting for you.
Speaker 11: Okay? Why making love to me man in these dreams?
Speaker 11: Because it's just passionate man, when they love me and
Speaker 11: I love her.
Speaker 15: Man, listen, I'm calling my wife's name, calling my wife's name.
Speaker 11: What what what you want me to call you? Do
Speaker 11: you know me? You say you know me?
Speaker 15: Right? So you know why I am right?
Speaker 11: I met you a couple of times.
Speaker 15: Man, If you know what I'm calling Renee when I
Speaker 15: get out there with you, tell you my number.
Speaker 11: You're so violent. I don't even want to tell you.
Speaker 11: The dude that gave me the man.
Speaker 15: To tell me what you wanting? A dreams sleeping and kissing?
Speaker 15: I'm my wife?
Speaker 11: Why is your wife kissing me back?
Speaker 15: Kissing me?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 15: Dream about my wife? You have anything else you want
Speaker 15: to say to them? Okay?
Speaker 11: So so so what I'm supposed to do when I'm
Speaker 11: sleep and she show up, I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 15: Wait, God, I don't give what you're doing. You just
Speaker 15: say if I my care, I'm gonna called you a
Speaker 15: three way with Renee. I want you to tell me
Speaker 15: that what on the phone?
Speaker 11: Hey, man, I don't even want to go through. I
Speaker 11: thought we could call and talk reasonable life, like me
Speaker 11: and dogs.
Speaker 15: If we're gonna talking about now, why come come see
Speaker 15: me face to face right now? You coming down the phone,
Speaker 15: Come and see me right to hell now where you leat?
Speaker 15: I come see you. You ain't got awte your gas.
Speaker 11: I don't want to do up. Man. I'm finna take
Speaker 11: some sleeping pills so I can get back to my dream.
Speaker 15: You're gonna take this. Look, this is what you're about
Speaker 15: to take that I got, I got everything I need
Speaker 15: to know. I will be on the seventh floor to
Speaker 15: my way for you. I got a special delivery for
Speaker 15: your Do you understand me?
Speaker 11: Now? What? Let me call her first? Bolling, Hey, I
Speaker 11: I'll call Renee because me.
Speaker 15: Don't you call her? How to hear you get a nothing?
Speaker 15: Need away?
Speaker 11: Can you get my wife numb and let me Renee
Speaker 11: call me? Man, She tells you.
Speaker 15: Oh, hold on, my wife calls you, so you don't
Speaker 15: care to know?
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, well let me say this though to you.
Speaker 11: Let me say this to you. Wants to your wife
Speaker 11: called me and she wanted me to call you.
Speaker 15: Oh my oh, my wife told you to call me.
Speaker 11: Right, come right? Okay, but but but but listen to
Speaker 11: me once what.
Speaker 15: My wy don't call No, she wanted me to call you.
Speaker 11: Im nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.
Speaker 15: Y'all wrong for that, ar y'all wrong for that, doll?
Speaker 15: You know now?
Speaker 11: You wrong for that?
Speaker 15: Dog. Let me tell you something to go to job
Speaker 15: to hell out of whoever came me. I'm hot as hell, doll.
Speaker 15: You you come, man, you're over there. Dude, You're wrong,
Speaker 15: You're wrong.
Speaker 11: Hey, man, I got one more thing now, she Winston.
Speaker 11: What's the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 15: Last Steve Harvey Morning the Show player, Well that's it,
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Speaker 17: At the top of the hour. We have a treat
Speaker 17: for you, especially for the ladies. This morning, our special
Speaker 17: guests will be the one and only Tank.
Speaker 2: That's right, Tanks, and he's got a brand new single.
Speaker 17: Before we get started. It's called a big tour. To
Speaker 17: tell us about all of that at the top of
Speaker 17: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
Speaker 17: the clo.
Speaker 2: This is from Rondell in Atworth.
Speaker 17: Rondell says, I've been with my girlfriend for two years
Speaker 17: and I pay her rent. She wanted me to relocate
Speaker 17: to Atlanta to be with her, and I asked if
Speaker 17: I could stay with her for two weeks.
Speaker 2: She said no.
Speaker 17: I didn't expect her to be this selfish. Should I
Speaker 17: rethink our relationship?
Speaker 9: You absolutely should. I'm paying your rent? Yeah, and then
Speaker 9: you asked me to come. Did she ask him to
Speaker 9: live with her in Atlanta?
Speaker 17: No, no, she yeah, she just wants, you know, for
Speaker 17: him to come down and relocate to relocate to Atlanta.
Speaker 10: So then he said, can I stay with you for
Speaker 10: two weeks? Two weeks?
Speaker 9: She said, no, bruh, These rent payments cease immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, listen to me.
Speaker 10: Even now you all may have to stay with me
Speaker 10: on this.
Speaker 9: But even in benefit packages, there are things called benefit
Speaker 9: packages that men provide for women who are not their steady,
Speaker 9: and they have them benefit packages, and they come in
Speaker 9: the gold, silver, and platinum, and anytime you get rent,
Speaker 9: you're up into the silver platinum.
Speaker 10: Rent help is a gold package.
Speaker 9: But if a man provides you an athlete or entertainer
Speaker 9: provides you with a silver or platinum package where they
Speaker 9: pay the rent, that always come with the stimulation stipulation
Speaker 9: that I can come by there. You have been given
Speaker 9: out unbeknownst to yourself. You've been giving out either a
Speaker 9: silver or platinum package. Therefore you should be entitled to
Speaker 9: stay there. This stuff right here, I've heard about so
Speaker 9: many times. I don't know how it's coming to my
Speaker 9: mind like this, but i've anything wrong people talking about it.
Speaker 10: And you have been passing.
Speaker 9: You heard you have benefit and so in the silver
Speaker 9: platinum packages you should always be allowed to go by
Speaker 9: there on call.
Speaker 10: Platinum you damn to stay there and nothing no one
Speaker 10: else is loud or silver is you know?
Speaker 18: We got it.
Speaker 17: Clearly he doesn't know the rules. Yeah, he young, all right,
Speaker 17: Yeah packages, stop the rent payments, all.
Speaker 10: Right, and I'm moving to think the relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, moving on to Erica and Tacoma.
Speaker 17: Erica writes, my work husband is getting married and I
Speaker 17: was cool with his wife. She hand delivered my invitation
Speaker 17: and said she is cutting off the work wives and
Speaker 17: female friends. I jokingly said I'd share him with her.
Speaker 17: She uninvited me.
Speaker 2: Why can't she take a joke?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 10: How you thought that was funny?
Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, I'll share him with you, girl?
Speaker 14: What this was no time for you to start your
Speaker 14: stand up Korea? This Yeah, not the time out of
Speaker 14: the web.
Speaker 10: She can't take a joke.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm cool with my work husband's wife to.
Speaker 3: Me and Jackie.
Speaker 10: Oh jacket. Oh, I keep buying the popcorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, supporting the kids.
Speaker 10: Them because I was looking at you, calling Tosh can't
Speaker 10: have a work wife.
Speaker 2: No, he can't, but I can have worked.
Speaker 6: I was just.
Speaker 19: Calling Tosh can have a work wife out No, no,
Speaker 19: but Tomy is my work husband.
Speaker 10: We don't get a divorce soon, though, because because I
Speaker 10: won't do right. Yeah, he don't do right? All good?
Speaker 2: Oh, all right.
Speaker 17: Moving on to uh Tanasha and Shreveport, Tanasha says, I
Speaker 17: get so turned off because my new guy has a
Speaker 17: smell whenever he gets overly excited while we're intimate, it
Speaker 17: gets increasingly worse. So I told him, and uh, he said,
Speaker 17: I don't smell like roses either. I was trying to
Speaker 17: how why did he get so defensive?
Speaker 9: Well, let me help both of y'all out here. That's
Speaker 9: just an opportunity to help both y'all. When y'all get together.
Speaker 9: This what's called the fs Oh what is that? That's
Speaker 9: a funky situation. So when y'all to get together them endormed,
Speaker 9: everything that's coming out, dude, dude, deal in dipherence and
Speaker 9: the hormorphodites and all of that that y'all got going
Speaker 9: on is swelling up and it's producing a mile ordorous functatiousness.
Speaker 9: And you all, I think you all need loom Me
Speaker 9: Loomy is looking. I've seen this commercial on TV. You
Speaker 9: might want to try Loomy because LOUI looks like it
Speaker 9: works everywhere. And they got loom it from me in now.
Speaker 9: So so y'all can just go down there that same
Speaker 9: aisle and get the girl's version and the man's version.
Speaker 9: And it goes from on to your pits to your privates,
Speaker 9: and that's what the commercial says, from your pits to
Speaker 9: your private y'all just need just have it before y'all
Speaker 9: get started.
Speaker 10: Just sit there, just get both hands snapped it up
Speaker 10: and just love it.
Speaker 1: Loom me down, Lot me down. I a song, loom
Speaker 1: me down, some loom.
Speaker 10: They move me down for sure. Put on me.
Speaker 1: There, I keep it all over me all right, put
Speaker 1: on me everywhere.
Speaker 19: Okay, we're gonna send yeah, okay, okay, little me down
Speaker 19: all right.
Speaker 2: Last one, Steve, last one.
Speaker 1: This is thank you.
Speaker 10: Commercials.
Speaker 2: This is from Catherine and Gary. All right, last one.
Speaker 2: She says.
Speaker 17: I'm in a group of my peers and we take
Speaker 17: a bus to the casino once a month. My male
Speaker 17: friend usually saves a seat for me next to him
Speaker 17: on the bus. There was a new lady next to
Speaker 17: him this week, and he barely spoke to me.
Speaker 2: Do I let him know that my feelings were hurt?
Speaker 2: Or do I wait to see what he does next week?
Speaker 9: You can go ahead and that fine lady gonna be
Speaker 9: in that seat next week. See you see your little
Speaker 9: male friend. Y'all Your friends, y'all ain't friends with benefits.
Speaker 9: Y'all just going down there to gamble. And I think
Speaker 9: it's hurt for you know. He could have said, hey, baby. Look,
Speaker 9: you know, listen, I got up. I don't know how
Speaker 9: he could explain it to you. I got ain't no
Speaker 9: way to explain that. Let's see this field, you know.
Speaker 17: Yeah, he can tell you better. I can show you
Speaker 17: better than I can tell you. That was one of
Speaker 17: those situations.
Speaker 9: I know it kind of hurts you, but then you know,
Speaker 9: going down there. I'll tell you what though, when you
Speaker 9: hit that jackpot with the nickel, just hold.
Speaker 2: Up to see what the nickels about.
Speaker 9: Forty five dollars, sixteen thousand nickels. They forty dollars, hollering
Speaker 9: like they didn't hit the powerball. I've been in Casino
Speaker 9: when it happened. They on the nickel machine. Now why
Speaker 9: they're on that bus. See if you down there at
Speaker 9: the crap table, you was down there at the high
Speaker 9: roller section. You ain't got to take the bus down there.
Speaker 10: You on that bus that.
Speaker 9: Weekly us they go down there, Okay, So them them
Speaker 9: nickel quarter people, quarter people, okay, penny yeah, quarter.
Speaker 10: Dollar dollar long.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you Colo. I think coming up at
Speaker 2: the top of the next week, our special guests will
Speaker 2: be the one and only Tank. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show, Hey, y'all as promised. We gotta, we gotta,
Speaker 9: we got a family member. Man, He's always come to
Speaker 9: us when he's got new music. So we walking him
Speaker 9: back with open arms, man to hear this brand new
Speaker 9: single it's called before We Get Started.
Speaker 10: And he's also.
Speaker 9: Launching a twenty five city tour that he's gonna tell
Speaker 9: us about, and uh, the upcoming debut album, well not
Speaker 9: debut deluxe album, what a Me in her debut this morning.
Speaker 9: So much music got hits after hits. We glad to
Speaker 9: have him back, y'all. Let's get to it.
Speaker 10: Please, Welcome back to the show to one and only
Speaker 10: our boy.
Speaker 18: Tank got the money, the money.
Speaker 10: Welcome, How you dead man?
Speaker 6: I've been good, man, I've been really good man. I
Speaker 6: feel like I'm getting younger man. You know, we've done
Speaker 6: this for a whole lot of times. You know, I
Speaker 6: feel like the handsome times of turning back on me.
Speaker 11: You know, I feel good.
Speaker 6: My needs are good, Steve, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: That's that's good. That's good right too.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: They ain't what they was, but they all right though,
Speaker 9: still being I could jump a little bit. Yeah, I
Speaker 9: was in the gym and jumped over a weight bitch,
Speaker 9: felt real good about myself.
Speaker 1: Real different hide all.
Speaker 10: But it was good though.
Speaker 6: I'm I reviewed it in their heavy steelers. I've sent
Speaker 6: you with the you know, you put the pictures out
Speaker 6: and you know you.
Speaker 11: Had the little all on.
Speaker 6: You know, it was shiny, had a little you know,
Speaker 6: had a little pad level vibe to your skin.
Speaker 9: I said, oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna give
Speaker 9: me some more oil.
Speaker 10: Though I'm out of.
Speaker 2: And you're out of oil.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna get more. You know I've done there. I
Speaker 9: just found out you go to Costco. Lord have mercy. Anyway,
Speaker 9: let's get on with.
Speaker 1: Your Yeah, this is a bad team. Listen, man, you
Speaker 1: got this.
Speaker 9: New single call before we get started. Uh, and it's
Speaker 9: it's it's flying up the charts.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 9: We're gonna hear it this morning. But before we do, man,
Speaker 9: let's talk about it. Tell us about the new single
Speaker 9: before we get started.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 6: You know what's crazy is that, like there's so many
Speaker 6: talented people out here. Man, I just want to get
Speaker 6: props to all the creators out there that you know
Speaker 6: that are just waiting for an opportunity to be seen.
Speaker 11: To be heard.
Speaker 16: And you know this guy has sent me this record. Man.
Speaker 6: He has been sending me records for years, and I
Speaker 6: always be like, man, it's just gonna getting the direcords,
Speaker 6: just missing something, just missing something. And you know, you
Speaker 6: think that after all this time, like he would give up.
Speaker 11: And he did not.
Speaker 6: And he sent me this record a little while ago,
Speaker 6: and I said, I said, boy, I don't know what's
Speaker 6: going on with you right now, but you just sent
Speaker 6: me a single, a big record, and I recorded, I said,
Speaker 6: I said, I want to sing it just the way
Speaker 6: you sang it. Shout out to the producers and business
Speaker 6: Boy and all those guys, and Dirt Fader is the
Speaker 6: guy who sent it to me. And I just as
Speaker 6: soon as I heard the record, I'm fell in love
Speaker 6: with the record. I was, I was, you know, I'm
Speaker 6: one of those guys. I don't have to write everything.
Speaker 6: I don't have to produce everything. When I hear some talent,
Speaker 6: I hear something something real and solid, I need to
Speaker 6: be a part of.
Speaker 10: I'm on it.
Speaker 16: And that's what this record is.
Speaker 6: And I needed some you know, I listened because I've
Speaker 6: been doing the slow thing for a long time. Y'all
Speaker 6: know me for the slow thing. Y'all know me for
Speaker 6: the slow kind of ned. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 6: keep a bedroom.
Speaker 16: In a good space.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, like, yeah, I promote pregnancy.
Speaker 16: You know what I'm saying, like that's my.
Speaker 6: But this one, this one right here, I finally can
Speaker 6: get you on the dance floor. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 6: I finally get you that true step. You know what
Speaker 6: I'm saying that you really want to be a.
Speaker 16: Part of it. So that's that's what this record represents.
Speaker 18: Man.
Speaker 6: It's just some good, feel good R and B temples
Speaker 6: that I think we need out here right now.
Speaker 9: Well, let's get to it, man. This is a new
Speaker 9: single by Tank. Before we get started, and.
Speaker 18: Before we get started, I know your heart has got it.
Speaker 10: I know, all right big money.
Speaker 5: And before we get started, I know your hearts got it.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 8: To little bit that tyll anyway, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 7: In it that can't make you crazy.
Speaker 8: You can come me, Tad, you can be no baby,
Speaker 8: I thank you, pick you up to it, Shiver, wrinkle.
Speaker 18: Craze and you could come me, Tad. Before we kid
Speaker 18: and study.
Speaker 7: Hard, scut it.
Speaker 1: Let's all out on the bigger invest.
Speaker 18: And on they before we can study.
Speaker 1: It's gonna get over.
Speaker 2: It takes boy, fav.
Speaker 20: I know it's hard to trust. I know it's hard
Speaker 20: to brush. Just showed us off and get back to
Speaker 20: it when your heart is crushed.
Speaker 10: I promise.
Speaker 1: I just want to get that.
Speaker 20: Broken heart of rush and word to this honey pack.
Speaker 20: Nobody hard as up and not getting money faithfully so
Speaker 20: with since God we trust, and I swear that we're
Speaker 20: gonna ball okay for.
Speaker 1: God in us.
Speaker 18: I just want to see you shining.
Speaker 20: Like some Cardie buffs once you win that made back
Speaker 20: not a party bus.
Speaker 10: But before we get it started up, before I.
Speaker 20: Black caught it up real, gonna help you, hell baby,
Speaker 20: I can see your got us up, bron, gonna make
Speaker 20: your strong baby, keep you black hearted up.
Speaker 10: I see that you're the business baby.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to put up to.
Speaker 18: Buy the bust. I felt like about it.
Speaker 1: Got it you ready, got it?
Speaker 18: Ain't do it? May can't they go crazy?
Speaker 8: You could call me tad. You could be my pabes
Speaker 8: got me to buy the bust, call it. I'll take
Speaker 8: you that, make it run to it, shiver wing, go
Speaker 8: crazy and you could coll me tag.
Speaker 18: You could be my pain and.
Speaker 5: Before we get started, Alloy your heart got it? Till
Speaker 5: it with that tin the dove before we get started.
Speaker 18: Alloyr heart gott it.
Speaker 1: To live with that tin.
Speaker 18: Before we get started.
Speaker 1: I know your heart is got it.
Speaker 18: I know, till it with that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we'll be right back, talk about it before we
Speaker 9: get it started, about about it.
Speaker 10: At all.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show?
Speaker 9: All right, We back everybody, and we just heard a
Speaker 9: smoke our special guests this morning as our boy Tank Tank.
Speaker 9: We just played this man before we get started. And
Speaker 9: this is the first time I've heard you do a
Speaker 9: little bit more up tempo record.
Speaker 6: Man, is what's needed, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 6: think it's just the timing is perfect, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 16: And and and like just kind of.
Speaker 6: Segueing into you know, like getting out on this road
Speaker 6: and and and really rounding out the show and what
Speaker 6: people expect to hear from me and see from me,
Speaker 6: Like this is just another opportunity show wise to give
Speaker 6: them some different layers.
Speaker 9: Well, hey man, let's talk about that because you're going
Speaker 9: on a tool right, you got to pick tool coming
Speaker 9: up twenty five centy tour.
Speaker 16: What you man cook up? My name on it.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 16: R and B money is what I live by.
Speaker 6: You know what I left off of uh and going
Speaker 6: on the tour with me off Kerry Hillson and Carl.
Speaker 3: Army.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 16: There's all close to this store too. It's grown and sexy.
Speaker 11: Put it on.
Speaker 6: But you got to put that on in order to
Speaker 6: come to this show. So when the last time you
Speaker 6: got a chance to put some real clothes on outside
Speaker 6: of Eastern you understand what I'm saying. I'm talking you know,
Speaker 6: get you got the opportunity to put this clothes on
Speaker 6: and go out on the real date and and move
Speaker 6: around and have some expectations at the end of the night, like.
Speaker 9: That's what just this what R and B music does,
Speaker 9: That's what I meant myself. Get fly, Stop ironing them
Speaker 9: damn white T shirts, growing raw, get a better go
Speaker 9: see some grown and sexy music. Man, this boyter wrote
Speaker 9: this song him and his part unless they came out
Speaker 9: with before we get Body, The Body, The Body, The Body.
Speaker 10: Four week, get it starty your heartest God, No.
Speaker 9: Man, I'm gonna get on one of these records. In
Speaker 9: the background, that's Roscoe Wallace in the back up. I
Speaker 9: gotta get on one it easy.
Speaker 16: You have to see one more time.
Speaker 18: About it.
Speaker 9: Like that.
Speaker 10: No, you gotta have that extra Tommy.
Speaker 1: See that's why you don't.
Speaker 10: That's what you don't understand. By soul.
Speaker 9: You you need the loud singer. They ain't ever made it.
Speaker 9: Get hold of your song and show you why he
Speaker 9: ain't made it. Bodybout it, the body about it, and
Speaker 9: then try to act like you before we get it started.
Speaker 9: Then you try to act like you know it.
Speaker 10: Hey, take man, we're gonna put this in rotation.
Speaker 16: Pardon, I need it. I need it. I also need
Speaker 16: the ring tone of your body about it.
Speaker 6: I need that.
Speaker 21: I appreciate your gonna use that as a community. Just
Speaker 21: so we do this in remembrance of the Lord. And
Speaker 21: it's right here. Wine represents his blood and this cracker
Speaker 21: represents his body about it.
Speaker 11: We love you, man, We got you man.
Speaker 10: We're gonna take care of you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 16: I appreciate you. Man. Y'all family, you know, I love
Speaker 16: y'all to death.
Speaker 10: Man, thank you. Broody thebout it.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show?
Speaker 2: All right, Tommy, So you have a question for your uncle.
Speaker 18: What is it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 14: You know, just you know, you know, sometimes you got
Speaker 14: to ask the hard questions. Sometimes you gotta ask the
Speaker 14: serious questions, you know.
Speaker 1: And uh on the air, you're about to do it
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, because I got people that come to
Speaker 14: me that always want to have questions. You know, they
Speaker 14: want to come to timing, you know, ask on this,
Speaker 14: ask of that, and you know there's some questions that
Speaker 14: are just heavy, you know.
Speaker 10: And uh so I want to ask you, man, how long?
Speaker 14: How long should you day a woman before you meet
Speaker 14: her husband?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 10: You know these people want to know that, you know
Speaker 10: what I'm saying.
Speaker 14: So I'm just asking how long should you day a
Speaker 14: woman before you meet her husband?
Speaker 10: You feel me? I mean, you know it's I'm asking
Speaker 10: that's all you know.
Speaker 9: To help you out, I would strongly suggest that you
Speaker 9: date her as long as you possibly can before this
Speaker 9: meeting occurs, because usually upon meeting the husband of the
Speaker 9: woman you're dating, there's usually some time some type of
Speaker 9: violent crime involved during that process. Because men are not
Speaker 9: the same as women, our reaction to that is going
Speaker 9: to be a one of the violent nature.
Speaker 10: And when you violated a man's.
Speaker 9: Backyard, when you violated his playground, when you violated something
Speaker 9: that he's dedicated his life to who has been in
Speaker 9: the pursuit of making her happy.
Speaker 10: You do not understand.
Speaker 9: The retribution, the level of which this man will do
Speaker 9: in terms of revenge, and there is no limit, and
Speaker 9: you will be the recipient of it. So I strongly
Speaker 9: suggest that you date her as long as you can
Speaker 9: before that meeting.
Speaker 10: Occurred, long as you can before the meetings. Let me
Speaker 10: wrate that down as long as you can. Steve. Yeah,
Speaker 10: it just went so deep into you know.
Speaker 6: Uh it was.
Speaker 9: And that's just a simple question. It really as just simple.
Speaker 9: But see that the results ain't gonna be simple. So
Speaker 9: what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to save
Speaker 9: a life here.
Speaker 1: You know, you're in the business of saving lives.
Speaker 9: Yeah, see, you got the church that's in the soul
Speaker 9: saving business. Time in the life saving business. I mentioned
Speaker 9: your boys. I'm trying to save their life. And look
Speaker 9: like I got a couple of old foods that need
Speaker 9: little help to go ahead.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 14: You got the part of the brain that used to
Speaker 14: remember everybody's phone number?
Speaker 10: What is that part of the brain doing?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 17: What is it?
Speaker 10: What is it doing?
Speaker 11: It?
Speaker 9: It's gone dog, It don't do that no more? You know,
Speaker 9: you know, you lose what you don't use. That part
Speaker 9: of your brain is gone. That's that's gold number all numbers.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, So that other number, that memorizing people's number,
Speaker 10: that section of the brain is gone. It's lied on it.
Speaker 9: It has changed. It's kind of like the evolution of animals.
Speaker 9: You know, like some animals develop web feet because they
Speaker 9: was around water a lot. You know, we just developed.
Speaker 9: You know, the smart phone made us dumb people. So
Speaker 9: bring me to another question, un limits, So I get
Speaker 9: this in real quick.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 14: We used to be able to slam the phone down
Speaker 14: and hang up on people back in the day, and
Speaker 14: that privilege is gone. What can we do to bring
Speaker 14: that feeling back? You know that it's just gone. We
Speaker 14: can't really hang up on somebody, can't slam it down. Well,
Speaker 14: what you gotta do now is you gotta FaceTime people
Speaker 14: and then you know, throw up that middle finger and
Speaker 14: then click off.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's all you got left now, FaceTime middle fanger off. Yeah,
Speaker 9: so that'd be the last visual. She would replace it
Speaker 9: with a visual with a sound. Throw that frank up
Speaker 9: to clear it off. No, no, oh no, he didn't
Speaker 9: slip me in. Hey, And then you trying to get
Speaker 9: him back on your zoom so you can give it
Speaker 9: to them, But then they see their little camera come up.
Speaker 10: Now I know that zoom. I'm not gonna answer that,
Speaker 10: so thank you. Appreciate little time and time.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, all right, Uh, coming up next it
Speaker 2: is the nephew.
Speaker 17: Yet again, the ignorance continues with the prank phone call
Speaker 17: right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 17: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 17: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is but
Speaker 17: what is she doing in my house? We'll get into
Speaker 17: that find out what that's all about if we get
Speaker 17: an answer to that question in just a few but
Speaker 17: right now it is.
Speaker 2: Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call you
Speaker 2: got for us after.
Speaker 14: Certainly this prank right here goes out to the greatest
Speaker 14: man ever in my life, the greatest man ever, my daddy.
Speaker 14: Humblus up your miles, sing you. This goes out to
Speaker 14: my daddy right here. This is his favorite prank. And
Speaker 14: actually he made me put this on a CD, and
Speaker 14: as much time as he can fit on the CD.
Speaker 14: He just wanted to keep hearing it in rotation until
Speaker 14: he got to the end of the CD. This Frank
Speaker 14: was on there thirty two times. This right here is
Speaker 14: can I have your kidney? Can I have your kidney?
Speaker 14: I miss you, Daddy.
Speaker 10: This for you, man.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley. This
Speaker 11: is kindly. How you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson
Speaker 11: called him from the church. How you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah,
Speaker 11: just doing finding yourself, sir. I'm doing good, doing good.
Speaker 11: And you know the church is behind you on what
Speaker 11: you're going through. When we were praying for you, man,
Speaker 11: we know all about the you know you're going in
Speaker 11: the surgery on Friday to get your get your prankers removed.
Speaker 11: So I wanted to give you a call man, have
Speaker 11: a word of prayer and let you know that we
Speaker 11: all are pulling for you, and we know that that
Speaker 11: the man upstairs is going to pull you through the success. Well,
Speaker 11: God bless and keep you, uh that, Deacon, God blessing
Speaker 11: keep you because I tell you I'm going through something here.
Speaker 11: Me and my wife, we've been talking about it and
Speaker 11: we've been praying on it, and it sure's a wonderful
Speaker 11: thing to know that your church is with you and
Speaker 11: and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I really
Speaker 11: had to take this, this to the Lord. This is
Speaker 11: a serious thing with me and h I ain't never
Speaker 11: had an operation before in my life, and I know
Speaker 11: I needed my wife have made it clear, the doctor
Speaker 11: that made it clear, and I believe I'm ready to
Speaker 11: go forward with Deacon It was that Deacon Patterson.
Speaker 16: That's right.
Speaker 11: I haven't I have been. I've been to church probably
Speaker 11: about uh probably about eight months now. You've pretty much
Speaker 11: been out most of the time. Yes, I have been
Speaker 11: out of here. Yeah. Yeah, so I've seen you a
Speaker 11: couple of times. But I wanted to call and and
Speaker 11: and and put a word in for you and let him,
Speaker 11: you know, let you know that we all praying for
Speaker 11: you at to church. He's the Lord, can't get back.
Speaker 11: And then we know our for Friday is gonna definitely
Speaker 11: be a great success. Yes, and we're gonna give the
Speaker 11: victory to who the victory, Yes, sir, he's the victory.
Speaker 11: He let me. Let me let me have a word
Speaker 11: of proud with your brother con if you don't mind,
Speaker 11: just by your head from me, Father God, we ask
Speaker 11: right now, we ask right now that you touch brother
Speaker 11: Conley as he goes in on Friday, please put your
Speaker 11: hands on him. We ask father that you hold on
Speaker 11: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and to
Speaker 11: put surgery on it. Yes, we asked that you make
Speaker 11: sure that the doctor he's got a strong eye on
Speaker 11: that morning walk with him. We asked that that that
Speaker 11: he got a steady hand when he got the scoppel
Speaker 11: in his hand. We asked that you hold on to
Speaker 11: him please as it goes into a surgeon because we
Speaker 11: don't come side the morning. The victory gonna belong to
Speaker 11: Brother Conley and the Lord. Thank you Lord. We know
Speaker 11: all of is but we we we asked that you
Speaker 11: take that painters and you remove it out success, close
Speaker 11: him back up like it will never been into the
Speaker 11: end before. Walk with me, kid that's what we're asking.
Speaker 11: We ask your Lord. At the same time that they're
Speaker 11: removing this pancreas Lord, we asked that your reach around
Speaker 11: his backside and we asked that you tout his kidney. Lord,
Speaker 11: touch his kidney and make it whole, make it one
Speaker 11: hundred and ten percent. We want you to make that
Speaker 11: that kidney like it's been next best kidney. It was
Speaker 11: a beacon. Deacon that's deacon, Deacon whoop packed Dexon Castle. Yes,
Speaker 11: you know you're saying they nuncer there. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 11: with my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing I'm doing fining. The
Speaker 11: lordest Lordest then made it. Well, he's gonna work on
Speaker 11: my packreage. That's what the doctor's operating though. They don't
Speaker 11: prap me forward, and that's what they plan to remove.
Speaker 11: So really, my kidney is fined. They did what they
Speaker 11: called it when they me in my eyes and everything
Speaker 11: else is fine. He ain't working on nothing but my packreage, sir,
Speaker 11: right right, right, Well, let me say I'm glad you
Speaker 11: brought it up this this wouldn't we want to call you?
Speaker 11: Uh what I want to ask you? And I know
Speaker 11: we we you know we've never meant. What I was
Speaker 11: gonna ask you was Yeah, And I know this is.
Speaker 11: I hate to come at you in the final hour
Speaker 11: and you're getting ready to go have certain and all that,
Speaker 11: But if you don't mind it when they go in
Speaker 11: on Friday morning and and remove that paincreous out, do
Speaker 11: you think that that that that they could go in
Speaker 11: and get one of your kidneys? Because I need one
Speaker 11: hold hold on, just met Diggon.
Speaker 9: What you say?
Speaker 11: What you say? See see see what else? I've been
Speaker 11: going through myself with a little helmet. And I'm wondering
Speaker 11: if if I need a kidney, And I'm wondering if
Speaker 11: you can give me one of yours when they go
Speaker 11: in and get your paint, because they gonna already have
Speaker 11: your open. Did you say you wanted them to take
Speaker 11: one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me
Speaker 11: because I need one. You need a kidney?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 11: But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open?
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need
Speaker 11: help with my packers. You gonna call me with this?
Speaker 11: Ain't no work of the Lord. Now you say you
Speaker 11: a dickon like I said, dick and Patterson my name.
Speaker 11: But see what I'm asking you? If what me man,
Speaker 11: brother Connley, what harm is that? If you already open
Speaker 11: and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard a
Speaker 11: dang I said, have you? I said, I'll be there.
Speaker 11: You crazy as hell? Now what I'm gonna have to do.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
Speaker 11: going on here. You say you knew you managed to
Speaker 11: mister matter of fact, you too knew to know who
Speaker 11: you're talking to? What what? What I'm saying is you
Speaker 11: have two two like you said, you say they did
Speaker 11: the MRI. I God, don't give up what I said
Speaker 11: they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You got to
Speaker 11: one of your advand that's your problem. Mister. Let me
Speaker 11: tell you something. I'm trying to get well, and you
Speaker 11: call them with this. You say you're a new dicker.
Speaker 11: You so, and you won't be at that church loan.
Speaker 11: I tell you that because if I ever get close
Speaker 11: to your sister, we got some richman to do. What
Speaker 11: is this gonna hurt for you to give me one
Speaker 11: of them kitteners? If both of them, if both of
Speaker 11: them kitteners is good, ain't gonna hit him? Thank you?
Speaker 15: You ain't getting my kiddney, man, ain't gonna head?
Speaker 11: What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is,
Speaker 11: if you're gonna be opening laying on the table, what
Speaker 11: is it gonna hurt? I hit got me? Mold? Now
Speaker 11: you're gonna tell him? Impe me laying on the table.
Speaker 11: What kind of a pull you in charge of? Mister?
Speaker 11: Let me tell you something I was I need to
Speaker 11: meet you before I get to the hospital and nobody
Speaker 11: can help take got nothing man getting in yours, and
Speaker 11: I can tell you that we own you won't feeling
Speaker 11: the thing I got that it's too many games going
Speaker 11: on in the church today. I'll be you're gonna call
Speaker 11: and talk me out of one of my kidding as man,
Speaker 11: I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let
Speaker 11: Nod take care of me. Because what you talking about
Speaker 11: I ain't got a thing to do with Jesus. You
Speaker 11: can kiss my and get off my phone. That's what
Speaker 11: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
Speaker 11: What as you listen to me?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 11: I do to listen to you, and you ain't talking
Speaker 11: about nothing that's got nothing to do with what's going
Speaker 11: on with me. Mister, you're running the game. If I
Speaker 11: could get to you, I put land in your What
Speaker 11: you're not just say one more thing and then I'm
Speaker 11: gonna let you go. Is you're listening for what? Bless
Speaker 11: if you time it from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 11: You just got thanked by your daughter.
Speaker 16: Oh Lord, have.
Speaker 11: That girl, Lord have mercy, Lord have much Jesus you
Speaker 11: all right? Please forgive me Lord merse whoa Yo, I'm
Speaker 11: gonna have to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting. Hell,
Speaker 11: Lord have mercy. Jesus, brother, col I gotta ask you
Speaker 11: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
Speaker 11: about the baddest radio show in the land to Steve Harby.
Speaker 10: More show, Oh man, what you think still stupid?
Speaker 9: Much?
Speaker 1: To still believe that?
Speaker 15: Yes?
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Speaker 9: You shot us every now and then when you make
Speaker 9: an intelligence statement that throws us.
Speaker 1: But it's just right there, assistent.
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Speaker 17: It sure all right, nephew, thank you, Coming up next
Speaker 17: Strawberry letter. Subject, but what is she doing in my house?
Speaker 17: We're gonna find out right after this. You're listening Steve
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Speaker 17: Thank you nephew. Subject, but what is she doing in
Speaker 17: my house? Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm remarried and I was
Speaker 17: living my best life until my stepdaughter graduated college and
Speaker 17: moved back in with her mom. My husband has two
Speaker 17: children from a previous marriage, and my bonus son is
Speaker 17: a sweetie. But the girl is a stepdaughter for a reason.
Speaker 17: She has caused problems in my home from day one.
Speaker 17: She was sixteen when we got married, and she stayed
Speaker 17: one weekend at her house and she found my weed
Speaker 17: stash wore a brand new shirt of mine and let
Speaker 17: a whole roast go to waste because she left it
Speaker 17: out all night. Her own mother admitted she was being
Speaker 17: vindictive after her dad got married. My husband doesn't see
Speaker 17: it that way. He's always said she's just a free spirit.
Speaker 17: Now that she's graduated from college, she put her da
Speaker 17: on a payment plan. He thinks it's cute, but I don't.
Speaker 17: He has to give her money on the first of
Speaker 17: the month for her hair, nails, and lashes, and he
Speaker 17: gives her money mid month to help her save up
Speaker 17: for her own apartment. She works out a daycare and
Speaker 17: is not interested in getting a job in her field
Speaker 17: because she likes kids. I suggested she major in early
Speaker 17: childhood education, but she told me she doesn't take advice.
Speaker 2: From someone that only has a high school diploma.
Speaker 17: My backhand game is strong, and I've batted at her
Speaker 17: a few times and missed. My husband knows we cannot
Speaker 17: be around each other for long, so I was shocked
Speaker 17: when I came home yesterday and all of her.
Speaker 2: Luggage was lined up in my living room.
Speaker 17: He said she'll be staying with us because she can't
Speaker 17: get along with her mom. I'm not having it, I
Speaker 17: told him either she goes or I go.
Speaker 2: How could he do this?
Speaker 17: Well, your husband was dead wrong for this. We all
Speaker 17: know that he obviously doesn't care about or even know
Speaker 17: the rules, because he should have discussed this with you
Speaker 17: about her moving in, you all should have had You
Speaker 17: should have had some dialogue about this. The rules are,
Speaker 17: you don't put anyone before your wife. You don't do
Speaker 17: this without letting your wife know. You don't let your
Speaker 17: grown daughter run you run your household. Dad, You guys,
Speaker 17: you know you're gonna have to set some boundaries for
Speaker 17: the daughter, and you would have been able to do
Speaker 17: that had you known she was moving in beforehand, because
Speaker 17: clearly she doesn't have any boundaries. She's all in your
Speaker 17: stuff and your stash and your clothes and all that.
Speaker 17: It's not like you, guys are newlyweds. You've been married
Speaker 17: for at least six years. She was sixteen, so she's
Speaker 17: been doing this and going through your things and all
Speaker 17: that for a while. You and your husband are just
Speaker 17: not on the same page when it comes to the daughter.
Speaker 17: She shouldn't be allowed to disrespect you or your household.
Speaker 17: This girl is trouble. If a person can't get along
Speaker 17: with their own mom. There's definitely some sort of disconnect
Speaker 17: going on, But the real issue is when is she
Speaker 17: moving out?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 17: Have you guys talked about that. She has a job,
Speaker 17: she can she's saving up money for an apartment and
Speaker 17: all that. With her attitude, this can't be a permanent
Speaker 17: situation because her president's presence is making you miserable in
Speaker 17: your own home. You want to fight this little girl,
Speaker 17: you want to fight her, don't do that. You're the
Speaker 17: adult here, so don't stoop to her level. I think
Speaker 17: your real fight is with your husband.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 9: Well, you know, let me just start at the bottom
Speaker 9: of the letter. What I normally don't do. She can't
Speaker 9: get along with her mom. I'm not having it. I'm
Speaker 9: told her either she goes, I go. How could he
Speaker 9: do this right here? First of all, she not coming here.
Speaker 9: She not coming here. You came home and you shocked
Speaker 9: yesterday all her luggage was lined up in your living room.
Speaker 9: He says, she gonna be staying with us because she
Speaker 9: can't get along with her mama. Well, she can't get
Speaker 9: along with a mama. She can't get along with me.
Speaker 9: But that's goin to be you and her and her mama.
Speaker 9: Problem though. See, her mama problem can't become my problem.
Speaker 9: If you can't get along with your mama, and clearly
Speaker 9: you can't get along with me, then the place you're
Speaker 9: gonna have to work it out with is at your
Speaker 9: mama's house. You're not coming over here. Your husband can't
Speaker 9: force that on you, and she got to go. And
Speaker 9: I think you laid out the best Aultmato. It's either
Speaker 9: her or me. But see, I don't know why you're
Speaker 9: saying that, because I'm not leaving my house for nobody.
Speaker 9: She gone, I'm telling you right now. She gone by Felicia.
Speaker 9: So let me tell you why I feel that way.
Speaker 9: Ever since she graduated college, your stepdaughter, she'd have moved
Speaker 9: back in with her mama, and you got your son,
Speaker 9: got two kids from previous marriage. Your son is a
Speaker 9: great guy, but the stepdaughter and caused problems from day one.
Speaker 9: She was sixteen when y'all got married, and she stayed
Speaker 9: one week ind at y'all house. Found your weed stash.
Speaker 9: You don't know how to hire stuff good, wore a
Speaker 9: brand new shirt of mine and let a whole roast
Speaker 9: go to waste because she left it out all night. Now, Helen,
Speaker 9: you're in here stealing weed, wearing my clothes and throwing
Speaker 9: away food. You'd have been out of here tomorrow. Her
Speaker 9: own mother admitted that she's being vindictive after her dad
Speaker 9: got remarried, married and your husband don't see it that way.
Speaker 10: He says, she got a free spirit.
Speaker 9: That ain't what that is now she'd done graduated, and
Speaker 9: she don't put her dad on the payment plan.
Speaker 10: He thinks it's cute.
Speaker 9: He got to give her money on the first for
Speaker 9: her hair, nails and lashes, and he gives up money
Speaker 9: mid month to help her save up for her own apartment,
Speaker 9: which I don't think she's saving. She don't seem like
Speaker 9: the saving type. She works out of daycam. It's not
Speaker 9: interested in getting a job in her field because she
Speaker 9: like kids. But that's what happens in college. We had
Speaker 9: these kids declare major when they don't even know they self.
Speaker 9: She found out she'd rather works with kids, then they
Speaker 9: have a job in the major that she got. I
Speaker 9: suggested she major in the early childhood education. She told
Speaker 9: you she don't take advice when somebody just got a
Speaker 9: high school diploma. Then this lady said, my backhand game
Speaker 9: is strong, and I batted her a few times and missed. Well,
Speaker 9: let's chalk this up your backhand game.
Speaker 10: Obviously ain't strong ball.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say that, you ask Steve missing.
Speaker 17: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
Speaker 17: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter? Subject
Speaker 17: but what is she doing in my house? And we'll
Speaker 17: get back into it right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 17: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 17: The subject is, but what is she doing in my house?
Speaker 9: Well that's the question. Well what she doing in your house?
Speaker 9: Is your husband allowed her to move back in? Now,
Speaker 9: she's been creating problems ever since y' all married. She'd
Speaker 9: been the stepdaughter from hell. Uh, she didnet found your weed,
Speaker 9: she'd have wore your clothes and she'd have left out
Speaker 9: the food. I don't know how this worked at y'all house,
Speaker 9: but that would have been a death sentence at my house.
Speaker 9: First of all, my daddy didn't smoke weed. But if
Speaker 9: i'd have got into that Canadian winds up under that
Speaker 9: base cabinet in the kitchen sink, if i'd have pulled
Speaker 9: out the Canadian windsor.
Speaker 10: Yeah, huh, the whole fifth.
Speaker 2: What would have happened?
Speaker 9: Boy, you don't even want to stay. You do not
Speaker 9: understand what would have happened to me. I'm not on
Speaker 9: this radio show. I'd have never had a comedy career.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't even exist today. No nothing, nothing, no warde shows, nothing.
Speaker 9: I would have jumped over all the mistakes I made.
Speaker 9: I'd have never gotten married. I'd have never I'd have
Speaker 9: never ever said the wrong name at the beauty pageant
Speaker 9: el Emma, Oh god, I.
Speaker 10: Would have missed so many monumental moments in my life.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have been called blue cheese.
Speaker 9: Hell no, I'd have been called Swiss cheese holes in
Speaker 9: my face. But Daddy would have knocked me down for
Speaker 9: please so now and now she's at your house. She's
Speaker 9: she's a user. She got your husband on the payment
Speaker 9: plan to pay for her hair. Her nails are lashes.
Speaker 9: Give her money mid month to help her save her
Speaker 9: phone apartment. She work out a daycare. I ain't interested
Speaker 9: in getting a job in her field because she like kids.
Speaker 9: Then you suggested to her, did she get an early
Speaker 9: childhood education degree? She told me she don't take advice
Speaker 9: from somebody with high school diploma. Oh, You can say
Speaker 9: that if you want to. But a lot of people
Speaker 9: take advice from people with high school diplomas. The whole
Speaker 9: strawberry letter is wrapped around a man that don't have
Speaker 9: nothing but a high school diploma. Because actually asked Shirley,
Speaker 9: you asked, Steve, you're talking to a high school diploma person.
Speaker 9: That's all I got. Ever had never got close to
Speaker 9: a degree. I ain't have enough. I didn't have enough
Speaker 9: hours to become a sophomore. It was there three years.
Speaker 9: Then you told the biggest lie, you said, my backhand
Speaker 9: game is strong. I batted her a few times in
Speaker 9: miss Well, your backhand game ain't strong no more. No
Speaker 9: see Serena Williams got a strong back head, and you
Speaker 9: don't have a strong backhand. You got a hand that
Speaker 9: used to be strong back in the day. That's what
Speaker 9: you got, but you ain't got no strong backhand on
Speaker 9: see elas Villa Harvey. Her backhand game was strong. Oh
Speaker 9: I never seen a miss. I ain't even see it coming.
Speaker 9: Oh my mama was slick with her. She'd have her
Speaker 9: hand down by her side and it was just come
Speaker 9: up and it will be like up, take my whole
Speaker 9: lip up. Wow, us Ville, Harvey had a back hand game.
Speaker 9: Now your husband knows that y'all cannot be around each
Speaker 9: other for long. So I was shocked when I came
Speaker 9: home yesterday and all her luggage was lined up in
Speaker 9: my living room. She said, he'll be she'll be living
Speaker 9: with us because she can't get along with her mama. Well,
Speaker 9: that's hung and her damn mama problem. She can't get
Speaker 9: along with her mama. So you're finna make me get
Speaker 9: along with this?
Speaker 5: Hell.
Speaker 1: No, you're not.
Speaker 10: No, you're not.
Speaker 9: See I tell you what, you move in here. But
Speaker 9: I'm finna make her life hell though. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 9: finna make her life hell. Ain't nothing she do gonna
Speaker 9: work out. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 18: Yep.
Speaker 9: She can't bring no weed up in here, she can't
Speaker 9: bring no food in here. I'm gonna wear all her
Speaker 9: damn clothes. Her life gonna be miserable as hell. That
Speaker 9: stash money you giving her, I'm finna take it. I'm
Speaker 9: finnah show up. I'm gonna put her lashes on everything.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be just sitting up in the house.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna put her lashes on and be sitting he
Speaker 9: got her nails on everything. She come in the house
Speaker 9: and be like this here, hey, and you ain't gonna
Speaker 9: be able to go down there to that place this
Speaker 9: week because I already been down there. They told me
Speaker 9: tell you, hey, though, this was the look they was
Speaker 9: gonna put on your hands. So I just thought I'd
Speaker 9: bring it in here and see you. Yes, she'll wake
Speaker 9: up in the middle of the night. I'll be sitting
Speaker 9: in the chair across the room with my feet up
Speaker 9: on the bed, looking at her, cleaning my pistol.
Speaker 10: I'll be doing all kinds of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get out.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: She going the bathroom and be notes type taped on
Speaker 9: the handle, This is your last flush.
Speaker 1: I had a little stuck.
Speaker 9: I have a note written on her bathroom mirror in lipstick.
Speaker 9: Your lipstick is gone because I used it to lead
Speaker 9: this note for you on the middle. Oh, I aggravate
Speaker 9: this little young See what you can't do is you
Speaker 9: can't out You can't out last me when it comes
Speaker 9: to that game. Plus we in my house. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 9: like the chest, she's seeing it at the kitchen table.
Speaker 9: I take all the screws.
Speaker 2: Out, make her fall when she sits down.
Speaker 9: Break her ass. See you're not Finna do nothing. I'm finna.
Speaker 9: Have you where you scared to do anything? I'm put
Speaker 9: alarm on refrigerator when you open the door. I'm talking
Speaker 9: about a lot like that. Fire alarm to be on
Speaker 9: your house. I do all types of stuff up.
Speaker 1: Watch the TV in your house.
Speaker 10: TV. I have it rigged.
Speaker 9: Where when she put her fingerprint on remote to cut
Speaker 9: it on, it don't work. It keep going off all right?
Speaker 2: Listen coming.
Speaker 10: I'm sitting on her laptop and her phone's Strawberry.
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Speaker 2: Sounded so good. Coming up next to us Junior with
Speaker 2: Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 17: You're listening hard Morning show. It is time now for
Speaker 17: Junior and sports Talk.
Speaker 2: Which you got Junior, Well.
Speaker 18: Shirley, I'll tell you what we got.
Speaker 10: We got us a teams.
Speaker 18: What we got used to Texas, We got us a team.
Speaker 12: You want to welcome Stephan Diggs from the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 12: They traded up to the Houston Texas a number one receiver,
Speaker 12: a full time pro bowler. Or to go along with
Speaker 12: the receiver, coll we already have and as far as
Speaker 12: our concerned, we're the best team in Texas.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he is.
Speaker 10: I don't know what Dallas is doing, but I know
Speaker 10: what we're doing.
Speaker 1: You better stunt. I'm done up in here.
Speaker 10: Well, you're the two teams in Texas, just like.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but we were spreading in the Bengals last year too,
Speaker 10: but you see what that got.
Speaker 12: But we but we were the first though, we're the
Speaker 12: first best team. So I just want to be proud, Becau.
Speaker 12: It's been so long we've been, we've been, we've been,
Speaker 12: We've been trashed for like two years already.
Speaker 1: Now we finally got something we can work with.
Speaker 18: I just want to make sure.
Speaker 12: We just got to let everybody know that we do
Speaker 12: have a nice receiving call, we got a young quarterback.
Speaker 18: We ain't spending a lot of money.
Speaker 10: We had all that too, Just warning you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just your enthusiasm son, because the team.
Speaker 12: So you know, yeah, well well today we just feel
Speaker 12: good about it today.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what else you got for sports? Okay, Well here
Speaker 10: we go.
Speaker 12: Angel declaire Yeah yeah, he said, don't worry about sure.
Speaker 12: But Angel Rees has declared for the w n b
Speaker 12: A A few days after they said she did. She
Speaker 12: was upset about how they treated her, all the racism
Speaker 12: she had experienced, so she taken her talents to the
Speaker 12: w NBA.
Speaker 22: And we ain't mad at your girl, Gone ahead, girl,
Speaker 22: racism it makes me sick. I get so tired of
Speaker 22: dealing with it. Man, I deal with that all the time.
Speaker 22: And I mean you just look up at that it
Speaker 22: is again and you're gonna I'll be damn again to dam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and every getting tired of it and everything, and.
Speaker 9: You get tired of it. So like what, angel rees,
Speaker 9: if you got to raise something, let me go and
Speaker 9: get this check. So, yeah, a little bit better.
Speaker 10: That's how you hand it up with a check.
Speaker 1: You had a whole lot better.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, yeah, professional athlete, you're about to be a
Speaker 13: professional w that's a player going wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Gold ain't Joe?
Speaker 18: Go ahead, Angela, you're mad at you? Okay?
Speaker 10: Unc well tonight, unk we got it. We got it
Speaker 10: going on. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 12: We got the men's and women's this weekend tonight. The
Speaker 12: women in C State our I mean in C state
Speaker 12: in South Carolina and an hour versus U, come who
Speaker 12: who you're looking at for the women?
Speaker 9: No, that girl Caitlyn seemed like she on the mission.
Speaker 9: But you can't rough though, boy, I ain't got no
Speaker 9: skin in neither one of these games. I am pulling
Speaker 9: for South Carolina though, Yes, sir, I'm pulling for her
Speaker 9: because they got mad at her because she mentioned the Lord,
Speaker 9: so here on her.
Speaker 1: Side for them. That's all right, what's all right?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 17: Coming up next at the top of the hour, Steve,
Speaker 17: A wife needs advice after an older lady says her
Speaker 17: husband harassed her.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 17: Morning show, all right, So, Steve, this is from Darlene
Speaker 17: and Chesterville, Chesterfield. She says, my old neighbor called me
Speaker 17: and said that before she moved, my husband used to
Speaker 17: flirt with her and make her uncomfortable. She said he'd
Speaker 17: always stare at her and compliment her. She told me
Speaker 17: to watch my husband's wandering eyes. I didn't know how
Speaker 17: to respond to her because she is much older. I
Speaker 17: asked my husband and he said he probably did compliment her,
Speaker 17: and he did offer to help her unload her groceries
Speaker 17: one day. Because she is an old lady, he refuses
Speaker 17: to apologize to her. Shouldn't he apologize to her out
Speaker 17: of respect.
Speaker 9: No, no, apologize to what if he ain't did nothing?
Speaker 9: But you gotta understand what is this old lady's motivation
Speaker 9: for telling you this after the fact she wasn't coming
Speaker 9: over that door. Why she was staying there so now
Speaker 9: she moved? You need to watch your husband's wondering eye. Lady,
Speaker 9: What am I steating?
Speaker 1: Your old ass?
Speaker 10: He was just trying to help you, man, that's all
Speaker 10: it was.
Speaker 16: You got it?
Speaker 10: Now you oh, your old ass acting like you I
Speaker 10: get this all the time. Now you don't.
Speaker 9: It could be just that old old battle axe ain't
Speaker 9: what she was. Now she gonna throw some salt in
Speaker 9: the game on you.
Speaker 2: If he did do it and he's lying.
Speaker 10: What if he did do it though he ain't did
Speaker 10: that old ass?
Speaker 2: Well, how do you know he didn't do it?
Speaker 10: I mean, why you know she did though?
Speaker 2: I mean, well, just just look at both sides. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to get you to do.
Speaker 9: I'm looking at both If it don't make no sense,
Speaker 9: it don't make no sense. The man said, look, I
Speaker 9: did help her with a grocery.
Speaker 2: She ol his word against her.
Speaker 10: I think you want to help the groceries are not
Speaker 10: sure you want to help.
Speaker 9: With you know this?
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm just thinking, why aren't you guys? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 17: considering that she might be telling the truth.
Speaker 10: We had a crazy part.
Speaker 1: He admitted to it.
Speaker 10: He said he did it.
Speaker 2: He did say I did compliment her.
Speaker 10: If it was Judy, that'd be a different thing.
Speaker 23: But it's not what Judy fly, Judy fly, shoot your
Speaker 23: shot with. Yeah, I was going all good shots of people.
Speaker 10: He ain't got no chance at.
Speaker 2: Are you done with Hallie?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 10: I didn't say that I did.
Speaker 2: That's a shame.
Speaker 1: Goodness, Okay, all right, all right, okay, no man.
Speaker 10: I'm with the guy on this one right here, because
Speaker 10: that's subjective that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have happened.
Speaker 7: And then it don't.
Speaker 10: Sound right though, Why did the lady wait till she
Speaker 10: was moved?
Speaker 1: What difference does it make?
Speaker 2: What when she told it, she was probably glad to
Speaker 2: get out of there.
Speaker 10: No, if it was offensive to her, she would have
Speaker 10: said something dead.
Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't want to cause a breakup or trying
Speaker 2: to cause. Now though, she just wants to me gone.
Speaker 2: So she's just saying it to her now, she's careful,
Speaker 2: watch out for your husband.
Speaker 10: Ladies.
Speaker 1: I'm saying if the old lady is upset.
Speaker 13: It's nothing for him to say, hey, sorry, sorry if
Speaker 13: you think I did something inappropriate to you. I was
Speaker 13: trying to help you with groceries. I was just trying
Speaker 13: to be nice, my bad. I don't think that's a big.
Speaker 10: Deal for him to save my job or something like that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I said, but we ain't going over there with
Speaker 9: all this here. This an old lady to be looking
Speaker 9: at the one of the start and miss.
Speaker 10: That's what this is.
Speaker 17: No, all right, I think we may have time for
Speaker 17: another one. This is from Javier and Carrollton. He says,
Speaker 17: my wife is planning a trip for our daughter's graduation.
Speaker 17: It's getting expensive because she's trying to keep up with
Speaker 17: the Joneses. I'm a penny pincher, so I suggested we
Speaker 17: host a graduation dinner and get our daughter a nice
Speaker 17: used car that she really needs instead of going to Aruba.
Speaker 2: How do I get my wife to do what's practical?
Speaker 9: You got to you're living with the age old question
Speaker 9: for married me. How do I get my wife to
Speaker 9: do what's practical?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Man, When you find out, call me a tom you're
Speaker 9: right here, Yeah, I would say, called junior. But I
Speaker 9: don't want you all to stress him out.
Speaker 2: So just time, all right?
Speaker 17: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we will
Speaker 17: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So guys, getting older,
Speaker 2: we all know is inevitable.
Speaker 17: But here is a way to combat if you have
Speaker 17: let's say, bags under your eyes or puffiness in the
Speaker 17: eye area. This might help you, Steve, since you're in
Speaker 17: the camera a lot, and you too, Tommy, since you're
Speaker 17: on camera.
Speaker 1: SHOT's fine.
Speaker 10: Come on, let me not sure.
Speaker 1: Come on if you've.
Speaker 17: Heard this before, but cold compresses under your eyes is
Speaker 17: one way to fix the puffiness. It's one way to
Speaker 17: do that if you have fuffiness. A lot of people
Speaker 17: have heard about this one. Dab a little hemorrhoid cream
Speaker 17: under your eyes. Preparation h uh yeah, yeah yeah. They
Speaker 17: say it tightens the skin is according.
Speaker 10: To walking around, you smell a lot.
Speaker 1: It comes out and straight out of the two and.
Speaker 9: You got preparation. H all up around your face. That
Speaker 9: here's walking around.
Speaker 1: Why are you crying.
Speaker 10: Wearing my ass on my face? I'm doing it.
Speaker 9: I'm not putting no preparation h on, mis now my
Speaker 9: eyes all puck it up?
Speaker 10: We're not.
Speaker 2: Why are your arms folded? Why do you sound angry?
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 16: Story?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 9: You did not already used it? Because that's why why
Speaker 9: you had a preparation eight? Because you used it. Now
Speaker 9: the next wipe is under your eye?
Speaker 2: What playing around? Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 10: Booty all?
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show?
Speaker 17: All right, guys, it's time now for a round? Would
Speaker 17: you rather would you rather find out that your wife
Speaker 17: fakes it? Or would you rather find out she doesn't
Speaker 17: love you?
Speaker 2: Which one.
Speaker 10: I need to know? If you don't love me?
Speaker 12: Now, if you don't love me, I can stop a
Speaker 12: lot of things. Yeah, yeah, okay, So you don't love me,
Speaker 12: love me? I'll tell you what there in front of handle,
Speaker 12: in front yard.
Speaker 10: I ain't learning.
Speaker 2: You're back on back?
Speaker 10: Okay? All right?
Speaker 17: Would you rather take cold showers for the rest of
Speaker 17: your life? Or would you rather stop lying forever?
Speaker 10: You'll come to cold? Let's get it, I'm cold, plunging,
Speaker 10: cold shower me?
Speaker 2: Stop lying?
Speaker 10: Stop lying?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 10: Why what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2: You're just gonna tell the truth. How about that?
Speaker 1: Honesty is gonna get you.
Speaker 10: Well know the trouble you're finna be in?
Speaker 9: Where me do that at if y'all told the truth
Speaker 9: all the time, do you know the trouble you would
Speaker 9: be in.
Speaker 10: Let's all stop this lie, y'all lie to thank but you.
Speaker 2: You've you've raised it to an art form for sure.
Speaker 11: You have to.
Speaker 10: If you're gonna do it.
Speaker 9: My father raised it big. You're gonna do it, boy,
Speaker 9: do do do the best you can get straight a
Speaker 9: you know, like, ain't no such to me? Like white,
Speaker 9: lie white line. You can color all mine black, navy blue,
Speaker 9: whatever you want purple?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Would you rather do whatever you want to do? Or
Speaker 2: would you rather always have to run it by your
Speaker 2: wife first?
Speaker 10: I would like to do what I want to do.
Speaker 2: We won't always do what you want to do or
Speaker 2: always run it by your wife first.
Speaker 9: I've tried that. Oh but when she find out though,
Speaker 9: then here come the lies. Yeah, then then that's where
Speaker 9: you have to lie. It's no way around it.
Speaker 17: Would you rather a vacation full of adventure or would
Speaker 17: you rather a vacation just lying on the beach chilling?
Speaker 2: Or what a vacation?
Speaker 17: Would you rather a vacation full of adventure? You know,
Speaker 17: a pair of sailing, waterskiing, whatever you do. Or would
Speaker 17: you rather just a vacation lying on the beach.
Speaker 9: Charge, I'll just go out on the beach and lie
Speaker 9: because you can't do that at your house. Just go
Speaker 9: out on that beach, y'all. Packing all these adventures and
Speaker 9: getting your hands injured. Now you don't mess up your
Speaker 9: whole vacation. Slam your ass in the side of a
Speaker 9: mountain because you parasailing, black hands, don't know how to operate.
Speaker 9: No sale, it did pass you in the back of
Speaker 9: a day of banana boat, then through your black ass
Speaker 9: in the water. You know you can't swim that goad.
Speaker 9: Once you swallow the water, it's over for you.
Speaker 10: You driving with the Knight.
Speaker 9: Check, Yeah, you done went out there on that damn jesski.
Speaker 9: Now I didn't cut off. Now you're out there that
Speaker 9: water crying.
Speaker 2: That's today's rounded.
Speaker 17: Would you rather coming up next, last break of the day,
Speaker 17: and we'll close out the show with the one and
Speaker 17: only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are,
Speaker 2: last break of the day on this Friday. It's starting
Speaker 2: off well, we had a good day Thank you Lord,
Speaker 2: and now we're going to turn it over to the
Speaker 2: one and only Steve Hardy.
Speaker 9: You know, my closees remarks today is to remind people
Speaker 9: of something that we oftentimes forget on our journey. Uh,
Speaker 9: whatever your goal is in life, whatever your aspiration or
Speaker 9: hope for tomorrow is, I want you to keep in
Speaker 9: mind that there is a process to achieve that. It's
Speaker 9: not going to happen overnight. It probably won't fully develop tomorrow,
Speaker 9: but the process starts immediately.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 9: The process is what the challenge is everybody, because the
Speaker 9: process is has a lot to do with everything you
Speaker 9: have to go through to become what you're aiming for.
Speaker 9: And that's the challenge for all of us. If somebody
Speaker 9: told you, if God were to unveil to you the process,
Speaker 9: you would change your goal. You listen, man, it is
Speaker 9: so wonderful to look at the goal, the finish line,
Speaker 9: the end product, to imagine yourself arriving at the destination.
Speaker 9: That's a beautiful thing and that's the thing that God
Speaker 9: allows you to see to drive you forward. He will
Speaker 9: put that vision in your heart. He will allow you
Speaker 9: to see the end results. And even that oftentimes doesn't
Speaker 9: compare to what it actually is when you get there.
Speaker 9: Because half the stuff, the majority of the stuff God
Speaker 9: is going to give you you didn't even know it
Speaker 9: will exist. So He allows you to have a vision
Speaker 9: of the arrival, the destination, the paradise, the hope, the dream.
Speaker 9: That's why the Bible says a man without a dream
Speaker 9: of visions you'll perish.
Speaker 10: So you're going to have the dream of vision. Now.
Speaker 10: What he will not reveal to you is the process,
Speaker 10: the route.
Speaker 9: The journey, because if he told you what the journey
Speaker 9: and the process would entail, you would no longer want
Speaker 9: the vision. You just say, Okay, forget that, give me
Speaker 9: something else, God, I want that because I'm telling you
Speaker 9: right now to have for me to have arrived whore
Speaker 9: I am today and listen. I can only use me
Speaker 9: as an example because this is the life I've lived.
Speaker 9: But you can see the parallel to your life. I'm sure.
Speaker 9: Whatever the destination is, if you want a degree, if
Speaker 9: you want the top position at the company, if you
Speaker 9: want to own the shop, if you want to be
Speaker 9: the head tech, whatever it is, you're still gonna have
Speaker 9: to get to a process because everything you want is
Speaker 9: on the other side of the process. But if God
Speaker 9: had told me you are going to lose everything you've
Speaker 9: ever owned twice. You're gonna live in a car, You're
Speaker 9: gonna get divorced, you're gonna get ridiculed on social media.
Speaker 9: You are going to make massive mistakes in front of
Speaker 9: millions of people. You will make good, well intended decisions
Speaker 9: that will backfire in your face. You will suffer public scrutiny,
Speaker 9: and you're going to be lied about over and over
Speaker 9: and over again. But I'll give you this vision that
Speaker 9: you have. I tell you right now, I would have
Speaker 9: changed the vision because there's no way I thought I
Speaker 9: could have survived it. All everything I've gone through, I
Speaker 9: just wouldn't have thought I would have survived it. You
Speaker 9: all are in a process right now of getting to
Speaker 9: where you want to go, and in this process, you
Speaker 9: weren't counting on probably ninety percent of the things that's
Speaker 9: happening to you. You no way would have foreseen it.
Speaker 9: But you have to understand this is the route to
Speaker 9: where you're trying to get to. So don't give up
Speaker 9: because the route is difficult. Don't give up because your
Speaker 9: journey is frath with challenges and setbacks. Don't give up
Speaker 9: because it ain't going smoothly because it ain't gonna go smoothly.
Speaker 9: The road to six SSS is bumpy. It is filled
Speaker 9: with pitfalls and flat ties and detools and orange barrels
Speaker 9: and yellow tape and explosions and many earthquakes and tornadoes.
Speaker 9: That's the journey, man, and that's the journey for everybody,
Speaker 9: and everybody does it. The problem happens when the average
Speaker 9: person decides that the journey is too much and they
Speaker 9: give up on the dream. If you don't give up,
Speaker 9: there's a strong possibility that it will happen. If you
Speaker 9: give up, it will never happen. And that's the exchange
Speaker 9: that we all got to grapple with. And it doesn't
Speaker 9: matter who you are, doesn't matter how much money you have,
Speaker 9: what your background is.
Speaker 10: This is the way it works.
Speaker 9: So I know the process is daunty, but the end
Speaker 9: is coming because whatever you ask God for, remember the
Speaker 9: moment you ask him forty, He boxes it up, he
Speaker 9: puts a bow on it, he labels it, and he
Speaker 9: ships it. The problem with the package is he never
Speaker 9: tells you the date of his arrival. That's the problem.
Speaker 9: But the package is coming now. If you can hold
Speaker 9: on to God's unchanging head. If you can hold on
Speaker 9: to the faith and belief that God does what he
Speaker 9: says he's gonna do. That God is one thousand percent
Speaker 9: in the deliverables. If you can maintain that faith, the
Speaker 9: belief in things that you cannot see, it will happen
Speaker 9: for you. But don't let the devil rob you of
Speaker 9: your destiny because that's his one job is to cause
Speaker 9: you to doubt, to quit, to give up, to let
Speaker 9: you let it go. That's his mission to rob you
Speaker 9: of your destiny. Don't let that happen to you.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 9: God got a big plan for you, but you gotta
Speaker 9: go through the process. And everybody goes through the process.
Speaker 10: You got it.
Speaker 9: Those are my close remarks for today. Hey, listen, y'all
Speaker 9: talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
Speaker 9: from you.
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