Speaker 1: Have you ever been so broke that you can't pay
Speaker 1: your electric bill?
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: They were the darkest days of my life.
Speaker 2: My son is dating a soccer goalie, and I think
Speaker 2: they're getting serious. He keeps telling me she's a keeper.
Speaker 1: Why is money called dough? Because we all need it.
Speaker 2: About one hundred years ago, a couple brothers said they
Speaker 2: could fly.
Speaker 1: They were right. I'd love to make a belt out
Speaker 1: of nothing but watches. However, it would just be a
Speaker 1: waste of time.
Speaker 2: MY friend sent me a joke in the mail. Took
Speaker 2: me a few days to get it.
Speaker 1: What do you call it when you get seasick in
Speaker 1: a submarine? A sinking feeling.
Speaker 2: I have a best friend named Mushroom. He's a real
Speaker 2: fun guy.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the apathetic ghost? He doesn't scare anymore.
Speaker 2: I started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
Speaker 2: It's all about raise an awareness.
Speaker 1: I asked my son why he used a thick tag
Speaker 1: font on his resume. He said because he wanted to
Speaker 1: appear more bold.
Speaker 2: Heard John Cena surprised a kid with cancer on his birthday.
Speaker 2: What a terrible present.
Speaker 1: What do you have for breakfast? On the day of
Speaker 1: a total eclipse, eggs sunnyside down?
Speaker 2: What color is the wind blue?
Speaker 1: We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that a police officer pulled over a
Speaker 1: bird for crossing the street illegally? It's because they were jaywalking.
Speaker 2: Bigfoot is sometimes confused with sasquatch, But yet he never complains.
Speaker 1: Why is it important to have mass and take up space?
Speaker 1: It matters.
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the crazy fruit? It's bananas.
Speaker 1: What is the smilliest factory?
Speaker 2: The old factory is sixty five too old today? No,
Speaker 2: it's called carbon dating.
Speaker 1: What's great about swallowing a watch? You'll have two internal clocks?
Speaker 2: Why did the tennis players stop practicing serfs? The returns
Speaker 2: were not good.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it
Speaker 1: out with a pencil.
Speaker 2: What do books were on a rainy day? Rain quotes?
Speaker 1: A friend of mine was just hired as a Walmark
Speaker 1: people greeter. I guess he's on Howdy duty.
Speaker 2: Everyone wonders how I know the names of every dog
Speaker 2: in the city. Easy, they all have chlora I d
Speaker 2: I'm Bob Jeffy, and.
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