Speaker 1: What did one but cheek say to the other but cheek? Together,
Speaker 1: we can stop this crap.
Speaker 2: Where does Bruce Wayne brush his teeth in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: My son is dating a soccer goalie and I think
Speaker 1: they're getting serious. He keeps telling me she's a keeper.
Speaker 2: I asked my friend Nick if he had five cents
Speaker 2: I could borrow, but he was Nicholas.
Speaker 1: What do you call a dwarf mother minimum?
Speaker 2: Today? I stepped on my wife's bra It was a
Speaker 2: booby trap. Why is money called dope because we all
Speaker 2: need it? What is a good name for a nun
Speaker 2: in heaven? If you guessed have an nun or angel nune,
Speaker 2: you're wrong dot. The answer is none of the above.
Speaker 1: I bought my daughter a handbag from a wreck. She said,
Speaker 1: thanks for the Bagdad.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been so broke that you can't pay
Speaker 2: your electric bill? I have. They were the darkest days
Speaker 2: of my life. I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1: And I'm Montgomery Jones.
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