Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number. It's a
Speaker 2: laser line.
Speaker 3: Goody, just call.
Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
Speaker 4: line on you. Wow, it's a good thing I brought
Speaker 4: my barn annointment with me out onto the dance floor.
Speaker 4: Oh god, because you're way too hot to hand. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's better.
Speaker 5: Sound your mouth.
Speaker 4: Whatever you do, don't grab his inhaler and punt it
Speaker 4: into the parking lot. Instead, tell him you have a
Speaker 4: thing for guys that gets sunburned easily and many can die.
Speaker 4: That's when you give him the number, the loser line,
Speaker 4: so hopefully he can call you and leave an awkward
Speaker 4: voicemail we can play on the air. Voicemail is like
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 2: Hey, Tiffany, It's oh how are you? Uh remember our
Speaker 2: last conversation. He told me that you were a model,
Speaker 2: and I swore I kind of knew where I know
Speaker 2: you from. And uh, now I think I know you're the.
Speaker 1: Girl on my cat food bag. I know I've seen
Speaker 1: you a thousands You're the tuna flavored girl. At least
Speaker 1: I think you are.
Speaker 2: Are you that girl? And if you are that girl,
Speaker 2: I just got a small favor. You have to meet
Speaker 2: my cat. My cat loves you, Oh my god. I
Speaker 2: mean when I bring the food out for him, he
Speaker 2: just jumps around. I mean he literally knows you.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're like a celebrity.
Speaker 3: I never thought about it. She needs to go to
Speaker 3: his house and sign that damn bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah they start.
Speaker 5: I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to have fans?
Speaker 3: Hey, Rob, this is I just wanted to thank you
Speaker 3: for giving me your number. It was really nice to
Speaker 3: meet you. And it was kind of just perfect timing
Speaker 3: because right after I left the coffee shop, was driving
Speaker 3: away and I accidentally like slammed into this car and
Speaker 3: the guy was really upset.
Speaker 2: And I I gave him your.
Speaker 3: Name and number, and I was hoping because you're, like
Speaker 3: you're so good with words, and I was just hoping
Speaker 3: that you could, you know, have a conversation with him
Speaker 3: and talk him down and.
Speaker 6: Kind of take the hit for me.
Speaker 3: But like, don't mention my name. That would be super great.
Speaker 3: I really appreciate it. But it was so nice to
Speaker 3: meet you. Thank you for listening. You're such a good listener.
Speaker 4: Next, look at that proof. The loser line is the
Speaker 4: gift that just keeps on giving. Did we get a
Speaker 4: message from that angry man? Yeah, she doesn't realize she
Speaker 4: gave him.
Speaker 3: The loser line.
Speaker 4: That's the only ever she got from the dude she
Speaker 4: accidentally is. Yeah, but hey, look at that. The holidays
Speaker 4: are coming up.
Speaker 5: That was natural, Jozz.
Speaker 4: Don't you think you should be prepared with an amazing
Speaker 4: gift so you don't look like a complete fool? What
Speaker 4: is that gift?
Speaker 3: Jefs.
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Speaker 4: with a friend around Christmas time because we put up
Speaker 4: our favorite loser line of the week. And that, my friends,
Speaker 4: is what the holidays truly is all about. Listening to
Speaker 4: awkward voicemails with a little bow on top of them, voicemails.
Speaker 2: Like this one.
Speaker 6: Hey it's me again. I'm just wondering when we could
Speaker 6: get together like we talked about and have that scary
Speaker 6: movie night. Yeah, I've actually got a collection kind of
Speaker 6: of some scary movies. You know, the teenagers are off
Speaker 6: and they're lost in the woods or teenagers getting attacked
Speaker 6: on prom night, or the ones where they're at like
Speaker 6: an abandoned gas station. I guess I do kind of
Speaker 6: have a lot of teams scary movies, and hopefully you
Speaker 6: don't think that's that's weird. I just I just sort
Speaker 6: of like those coming of age movies and when you
Speaker 6: hear those teenagers kind of scream like when I got
Speaker 6: you know, I just love it. I just love it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean I love it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, baby, since your kids this weekend.
Speaker 6: If he's not on a watch list, can we get
Speaker 6: him on one?
Speaker 4: Wasn't at all? Yeah, And he's like, yeah, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of teen.
Speaker 6: World Yeah there are.
Speaker 4: And he's like I like him.
Speaker 5: It's like okay, it's.
Speaker 3: Like really like, yeah, let's slow down, my man.
Speaker 4: I kind of prefer scary movies with old people in them.
Speaker 4: They don't make those because you don't feel bad when
Speaker 4: they die. Oh yeah, yeah exactly. It's scary when they crawl,
Speaker 4: when the old people crawls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just missing the walkers.
Speaker 5: Next message, Hey Joey, it's to me. I just wanted
Speaker 5: to let you know you must be my good luck charm.
Speaker 5: I'm the girl that was sitting next to you on
Speaker 5: the bus and I was talking about how life had
Speaker 5: been hard lately, and you said, something good is bound
Speaker 5: to happen. And you know what it did, because as
Speaker 5: soon as you got off the bus, I found this
Speaker 5: huge wad of cash and it was right on the
Speaker 5: seat where you were sitting, and it even said rent
Speaker 5: on the envelope, Like, how did God know that I
Speaker 5: needed help paying my bills? It's just amazing. I'm going
Speaker 5: to stay going to church. I just I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: You know, I had to.
Speaker 5: Share this news with you, so I hope something great
Speaker 5: happened to you too. I hope it's contagious.
Speaker 4: You know that he had to hear that and finally
Speaker 4: figure out where his like missing rent money went. Poor guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's just like, I didn't know God's penmanship looks.
Speaker 5: For me.
Speaker 4: I have similar good luck when I go through Brooks
Speaker 4: Purse too. Hey, the world works in mysterious ways, that'sn't it.
Speaker 4: Thank you God. Remember you listen to Loser Line regularly
Speaker 4: at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe
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