Speaker 1: It's time for brooking Jeffries.
Speaker 2: Would you rather it?
Speaker 1: Why is this so creepy?
Speaker 2: It's still as creepy every time. Our reputations aren't that
Speaker 2: great to begin with. Now, if you don't believe me,
Speaker 2: just search Brooke Fox sing as the national anthem on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Please don't wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I've never seen do you want to see four year olds?
Speaker 1: Boom? I tried really hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my gosh, I have to see that. This
Speaker 2: game is probably not gonna help our reputations. It's would
Speaker 2: you rather? Where we pass a hat around the room,
Speaker 2: teach of my co hosts, including myself in the hats
Speaker 2: field with bizarre, intriguing questions that ask would you rather?
Speaker 2: Would you rather sing the national anthem again and get booed?
Speaker 2: Or play this game?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Game can go. The theme of this round, I guess
Speaker 2: is embarrassing situations and alexis you're gonna go first? Go ahead,
Speaker 2: draw a question out? All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have the general manager of our station
Speaker 1: watch you take a really bad number two?
Speaker 2: Watch you make love?
Speaker 1: And he's not that much older than Definitely want you
Speaker 1: make love?
Speaker 2: You know I'm not bad at that? Fine, Maybe get
Speaker 2: some payment out of that, or at least a recommendation.
Speaker 1: Alexis got a rate broke you.
Speaker 2: Next, go ahead, draw a question out.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be turned into a meme for getting
Speaker 1: drunk on a reality TV show or turned into a
Speaker 1: meme for losing your pants on Wheel of Fortune?
Speaker 2: The thing is this could easily happen to Brook in
Speaker 2: both situations.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is, sometimes this show feels like
Speaker 1: a reality show like radio does, so that doesn't seem
Speaker 1: too wild for me. I actually think it's pretty iconic.
Speaker 1: If I lost my pants on will absolutely all day.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Jose, you're time to drop.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Oh my god, I love this one.
Speaker 2: In an interview for your dream job, would you rather
Speaker 2: accidentally spit on the interviewer while talking or encourage them
Speaker 2: to sing happy birthday to you?
Speaker 1: Why did I say you're doing that?
Speaker 2: I really could see myselfing like, by the way, it's
Speaker 2: my birthday, go ahead and sing whatever.
Speaker 1: And then they don't, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, seriously, my feelings are going to be hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but accidentally spinning on someone that's so much work,
Speaker 1: But also that could hurt you getting a job.
Speaker 2: Remember you, as a I think the birthday song will.
Speaker 1: Be more of a this guy's fun funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm going to go with the encourage them
Speaker 2: to sing happy birthday to me. You're forever going to
Speaker 2: be the birthday guy. I don't think you're gonna get highed.
Speaker 2: I'm up. I'm drawing a question out I got Would
Speaker 2: you rather never be able to bend your knees or
Speaker 2: never be able to bend your elbows? Smmar like reaching
Speaker 2: for stuff? Can I just end my own life? As
Speaker 2: an option? I would rather never be able to bend
Speaker 2: my elbows. I want to be able to bend my knees.
Speaker 2: I want to be able to move around squat yeah,
Speaker 2: and be able to and crawl into like you know,
Speaker 2: McDonald's play places and things like that. You need to
Speaker 2: be able to bend your knees. So I'm going with
Speaker 2: that that that's very important to me to be able
Speaker 2: to crawl around. If you're just joining us, we're playing
Speaker 2: would you rather where we're drawing bizarre, intriguing questions out
Speaker 2: of a hat and learning a lot about each other.
Speaker 2: Alexis you're up again? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Would you rather your child grow up to be a
Speaker 1: prostitute or a congressman. I don't know.
Speaker 2: How.
Speaker 1: I feel like congressman is sketchy.
Speaker 2: I know you're already sleeping with your boss in front
Speaker 2: of him, so might as well go.
Speaker 1: I'm leaning towards the prostitute, I'll say, but maybe you
Speaker 1: could have a congressman that actually have a good change
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 2: No, son happen, it could, that's what they all think.
Speaker 2: I'll say, prostitute. She'll get some good stories from me.
Speaker 2: I'll see you're out there, all right, Brooke, you're back up.
Speaker 1: Jeez, would you rather have would you rather have to
Speaker 1: announce to everyone around you when you have to fart
Speaker 1: or pee your pants daily? I hate you, guys, I
Speaker 1: hate parties. I yeah, it's so amartering. I still don't
Speaker 1: like doing it in front of my husband. So you
Speaker 1: rather your pants would be such a pain in the butt,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I'd rather announce. Please do this doing
Speaker 1: your pants every day? You can't control?
Speaker 2: You wear a diaper for that.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I'm gonna let you guys
Speaker 1: know if I got one coming off.
Speaker 2: All right, Jose, you're up again, Go ahead. I feel
Speaker 2: like if I announce my part, you guys just told
Speaker 2: me to stop.
Speaker 1: Like, we get it.
Speaker 2: It's been ten seconds. Would you rather hear your mom
Speaker 2: talk dirty to you over the phone or your grandma?
Speaker 1: My gosh, you have to pick one.
Speaker 2: Grand my mom dirty talking about my dad or my grandma? No,
Speaker 2: it's to you, oh, to me. Would you rather hear
Speaker 2: dirty talk from your mom or from your granny?
Speaker 1: Who? Do you think it would be better? Do you
Speaker 1: want more coffee?
Speaker 2: I think because she would forget half the sentences.
Speaker 1: My grandma grandpa? Well, and you will have to look
Speaker 1: her into the eye as Yeah, she's had more experienced,
Speaker 1: a better at it.
Speaker 2: Now. You can just blame it on dementia if it
Speaker 2: gets too yeah, exactly, all right, Oh my god, one
Speaker 2: more left, it's for me. Let's see what it is.
Speaker 2: In an alien attack on Earth, would you rather be
Speaker 2: probed on their spaceship or they make you probe them? Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, I feel like that's easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to do say I thought you
Speaker 2: more than anyone would want to get probe. Been there,
Speaker 2: done that? Sorry, let's try something different to that. All right,
Speaker 2: we're out of time.
Speaker 1: That was such a gentle time that would.
Speaker 2: You rather text into seven? Eight, five nine, to tell
Speaker 2: us if you liked it. Yes, I don't know if
Speaker 2: we can handle the embarrassment your phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 2: Right after this, I got a fart. No, I had
Speaker 2: to stop it, run