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Speaker 3: Rarely do I come across crazy facts and tell you
Speaker 3: all about them, because a lot of times I just
Speaker 3: keep them all to myself.
Speaker 4: Oh, okayed, a lot.
Speaker 3: Of crazy bat My mom calls me a fact horder,
Speaker 3: and I just sit up in my room with the
Speaker 3: door locked and I play with all my facts. But
Speaker 3: today I'm going to share one with you that I
Speaker 3: thought was actually pretty fascinating. So you've all heard of
Speaker 3: kryptonite from Superman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like his weakness or whatever. It's the only
Speaker 4: thing that can defeat.
Speaker 3: Him, the green glowing crystal, and when it's close to him,
Speaker 3: it staffs all of his energy and his strength. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it turns out the idea of kryptonite was invented way
Speaker 3: back when there used to be a live Superman radio
Speaker 3: show and there was one main actor who played the
Speaker 3: role of Superman and whenever he took a vacation, he
Speaker 3: couldn't voice any lines, Kryptonite would magically show up in
Speaker 3: the story, so whoever was filling in didn't have to
Speaker 3: say anything. They could just groan in pain through the
Speaker 3: whole episode.
Speaker 4: Dude, that'd be so awesome. Then we could take more vacation.
Speaker 3: I know we can learn a lot from these radio legends.
Speaker 3: So next week I planned to take off a little
Speaker 3: bit for a vacation. And I know we're recording this,
Speaker 3: So on Monday, you can use this. Just popped that
Speaker 3: into like a second date or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like such an old man.
Speaker 3: On Tuesday, use this one. Oh no, we'll put that
Speaker 3: one in an awkward call. And on Wednesday, I'm really
Speaker 3: feeling like that was too much for me. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't think they even make it to Friday, but you're
Speaker 3: gonna have to tune in to find out. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: guys have to be here, but I'll be off anyway. Now,
Speaker 3: I feel like we've accomplished a lot already. We're already
Speaker 3: working ahead of the next week.
Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to just the groans.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of our listeners are actually so
Speaker 3: good news for everybody. Let's move on to the shot
Speaker 3: collar question of the day we have a No, I don't.
Speaker 5: See a bucket. There's no bucket, Jeffrey, of course not. Hey, kids,
Speaker 5: you'll never believe it. It snuck up on us again.
Speaker 5: It's Global Recycling Day. This international holiday was created to
Speaker 5: encourage people everywhere to look at.
Speaker 3: Our trash in a new light and to celebrate.
Speaker 5: We're gonna air a replay question because it's considered recycled content.
Speaker 5: I wish I'm being forced to ask a new one,
Speaker 5: but I don't feel good about doing this the environment.
Speaker 5: We're going to call it the brand new recycled eco
Speaker 5: friendly one and done shot caller.
Speaker 3: Wow, it just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it really does.
Speaker 5: Each of you has a sheet of paper in front
Speaker 5: of you that has five words on it. Cardboard, plastic, glass, paper,
Speaker 5: and aluminum. We're going to go around the room and
Speaker 5: I'll tell you a fact and you have to tell
Speaker 5: me which one of those materials I'm talking about. And
Speaker 5: we could choose the same one more than once, so
Speaker 5: be on your toes. We're going to start with Alexus.
Speaker 5: Originally I was going to ask you to read the
Speaker 5: words in the sheet of paper in front of you,
Speaker 5: but Producer Boyd said, you might have a hard time
Speaker 5: sounding out the word aluminum.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna do a different question.
Speaker 5: Approximately one hundred billion of these are produced each year
Speaker 5: in North America alone, and if you can recycle one
Speaker 5: ton of it, that would save forty six gallons of
Speaker 5: oil each time.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Oh? Brook said, Oh, like, you know it easily.
Speaker 1: I mean it could be oil in a different way.
Speaker 1: But like for me, when I'm thinking oil, plastic needs
Speaker 1: oil to be made.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Either.
Speaker 3: One hundred billions that's lot.
Speaker 4: I mean there's a lot of plastic out there.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 8: Brooke was really excited about recycling stuff, So I'm gonna
Speaker 8: go with her answer and say, plastic bottles.
Speaker 5: If you recycled one ton of this, you would save
Speaker 5: forty six pounds of oil each time.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about cardboard boxes.
Speaker 4: Why would you save oil?
Speaker 3: I'm not a scientist, so let's move on Brook your.
Speaker 9: Next Okay, it'll be fun.
Speaker 5: The person has the opportunity to recycle more than twenty
Speaker 5: five thousand of this item in their lifetime, and normally
Speaker 5: less than a quarter of that actually gets recycled. What
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 1: I would say aluminum cans is my first thought, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't recycle them.
Speaker 4: They just throw them away instead.
Speaker 3: That's like a soda every day, not a soda.
Speaker 4: It's like yeah, yeah, yeah it.
Speaker 1: I forgot that this yeah, okay, twenty five thousand or okay,
Speaker 1: how about this? How about glass jars? I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't do that, and there's tons of
Speaker 1: glass jars out there, Apple sauce, wine big too.
Speaker 3: Is your wine comes in jars? That's amazing.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go aluminum cans.
Speaker 5: The average person has the opportunity to recycle twenty five
Speaker 5: thousand of these in their lifetime, but only less than
Speaker 5: a quarter actually get recycled. I'm talking about aluminum cans. Logic,
Speaker 5: good brook a Safe Jose Europe. Twenty eight billion of
Speaker 5: these going to landfills every year instead of recycling centers
Speaker 5: where they should be. It's enough to fill two Empire
Speaker 5: state buildings every three weeks.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Way billion man number should be recycled.
Speaker 10: Plastic is standing out to me right away because I
Speaker 10: am thinking about plastic bottles, from water to soda to
Speaker 10: just like containers of.
Speaker 4: Things, or what about like plastic takeout containers. Yeah, do
Speaker 4: you know that's true too.
Speaker 9: The other thing I would think of is plastic straws.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not bad also the uh rings.
Speaker 10: Oh, I think because so many states and cities are
Speaker 10: banning plastic straws, I think it's part of this major,
Speaker 10: major problem.
Speaker 9: Sol, I'm gonna say, plastic straws.
Speaker 5: Jake, twenty eight billion of these going to landfills every
Speaker 5: single year. I'm talking about glass bottles. Wow, Jose and
Speaker 5: Alexis are getting shocked. We're onto Jeff, Jeff, two and
Speaker 5: a half million of these are thrown away every hour
Speaker 5: in North America hour and unfortunately, only twenty three percent
Speaker 5: of these are recycled, which.
Speaker 3: Means we could all do a much better job. What
Speaker 3: is it, oh, class two and a half million an
Speaker 3: hour hour?
Speaker 9: If it's my apartment, it's paper plates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I go through a lot of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, do you go back to Jose's saying
Speaker 1: with plastic straw because like, if you think of just
Speaker 1: like Starbucks, like handing out drink after drink with.
Speaker 3: Straws, but they've stopped using straws now, I'm guilty.
Speaker 8: I get a straw every time I go there.
Speaker 3: Oh, you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they are composable now. But dude, I got
Speaker 4: atter what That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: Plastic bags at the grocery store.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what they give the end, you a bag
Speaker 9: and your your stuff inside with the star.
Speaker 3: I actually like that as the best answer. I'm going
Speaker 3: to go with two point five million plastic bags an hour.
Speaker 5: Twenty three percent of these are recycled every year, and
Speaker 5: two and a half million are thrown away every hour
Speaker 5: in North America. I'm talking about plastic bottles.
Speaker 3: Every wow, Wow, thirsty, get.
Speaker 1: Some reusable coups, Like what is going on? There's so
Speaker 1: much more fashion forward too.
Speaker 3: So everybody is getting shocked except for Brook the recycled queens.
Speaker 3: So we're we're all gonna get shocked while singing wanna
Speaker 3: be by Spice Girls. If you want to be my.
Speaker 9: Lover, you gotta get with my friends.
Speaker 3: Make it last fever friend jam Ever.
Speaker 4: I actually wanted the whole song.
Speaker 2: I was sad.
Speaker 4: I'm just sad to shock you all.
Speaker 3: That's a shock collar question of the.
Speaker 11: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Laser Stories is coming up in just a few minutes,
Speaker 3: But first, is it me or are you guys getting
Speaker 3: a lot of scam calls and texts to your cell
Speaker 3: phone lately. Oh so many?
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't have a vehicle warranty, leave me alone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting ones from Amazon. They're saying they're doing
Speaker 3: random Amazon drawings and I've won the grand prize.
Speaker 4: Oh, I get a lot of free stays at the Marrions.
Speaker 3: At least you want a trip. But I know, if
Speaker 3: it happens on an iPhone and you're getting a phone call,
Speaker 3: usually it says scam likely, right, which is yeah, but
Speaker 3: the android does that too. Okay, that's really helpful. But
Speaker 3: X which was saying the number of scam calls going
Speaker 3: to cell phones now is up into the billions per year. Oh,
Speaker 3: and the thing is people are still falling for them,
Speaker 3: hundreds and hundreds of people. One New York based woman
Speaker 3: in her sixties recently lost three hundred and fifty grand
Speaker 3: to a tax office scam. There was a student in
Speaker 3: her twenties who lost forty grand to a language school
Speaker 3: fraud scheme.
Speaker 1: You're saying she couldn't understand what they were saying giving
Speaker 1: them money.
Speaker 3: So with more calls and more scams happening every day,
Speaker 3: what's the latest trick that they're doing. Apparently, now people
Speaker 3: are calling and demanding money to make them stop calling you.
Speaker 3: What that's the new scam.
Speaker 4: Screw you guys.
Speaker 3: One guy who claimed to be from Microsoft's technical department
Speaker 3: called some dude forty eight times in a row, and
Speaker 3: the person finally answered and said, take me off your list,
Speaker 3: And the scammer replied, give me one thousand dollars off
Speaker 3: calling you. And people are actually paying that.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I had some scam calls till I
Speaker 1: paid them, then they don't call them anybody.
Speaker 4: No, that's the scam.
Speaker 3: That's the scam. Once the money goes through, then they're
Speaker 3: going to call you back even more.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, right, money, all right, So what's the plan.
Speaker 3: Well, the plan is, I don't know. I'm getting a
Speaker 3: phone call right now the Bahamas. This is this is scary.
Speaker 3: Need to be good. Yeah, I need to take this
Speaker 3: call and when we get back, laser stories right after this,
Speaker 3: Hello a free trip.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that's come out with a new
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Speaker 3: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 3: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 3: have a laser and those other numb noses just don't.
Speaker 3: This first lazer story is out of Dallas, Texas. Twenty
Speaker 3: one year old Kobe Todd was going to his car
Speaker 3: in the grocery store parking lot when the unthinkable happened.
Speaker 3: A shopping cart flew into the side of his brand
Speaker 3: new Ford Mustang. Oh my, no worse. So Kobe jumped
Speaker 3: out of the car to catch the purp, but no
Speaker 3: one was there, like runaway or something. Well, he immediately
Speaker 3: went inside and demanded to see the videotape.
Speaker 4: I don't blame him.
Speaker 3: The store let him see it, and he was left
Speaker 3: dumbfounded because in it you could see the metal shopping
Speaker 3: cart way on the other side of the parking lot,
Speaker 3: sitting all alone. Ok, then all by itself. It makes
Speaker 3: a one hundred and eighty degree turn and heads straight
Speaker 3: towards Kobe's car.
Speaker 4: Nobody get tip it, oh myself.
Speaker 3: It crosses the park working lot, gaining speed till it
Speaker 3: turns just a little bit and smashes directly into it.
Speaker 3: There was no win that day, and the parking lot
Speaker 3: is perfectly level.
Speaker 1: So it's like a possessed shopping cart shopping kartma.
Speaker 3: He says, the only explanation for the cart moving on
Speaker 3: his own is that it was the doing of a
Speaker 3: little boy's ghost. Good question, I can explain. It's kind
Speaker 3: of a weird because the day before, Kobe had gone
Speaker 3: ghost hunting at an abandoned home on the outskirts of town,
Speaker 3: and he says he sends the little boy's spirit while
Speaker 3: he was in there. Really, he's certain the spirit followed
Speaker 3: him home and then to the grocery store the next day.
Speaker 3: Kobe says he forgives the ghost because maybe he was
Speaker 3: trying to play with me, a violent.
Speaker 4: Way to play their ghost boy.
Speaker 10: All kids of ghosts or not, they like to sit
Speaker 10: in the shopping cart, you know what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And also his insurance isn't being quite as open
Speaker 3: to fixing a dent caused by a mischievous ghost boys
Speaker 3: hoped they'd be. This next Lazer story is out of Topeka, Kansas.
Speaker 3: Brandon Tubbs and his wife took their grandchildren to a
Speaker 3: drug store last weekend, so they could see the Easter Bunny,
Speaker 3: but the kids, not surprisingly, were a little scared of
Speaker 3: the person in the bunny costume.
Speaker 4: I mean, out of.
Speaker 1: All of the mascots for holidays, it is the freakiest,
Speaker 1: terrifying rabbit.
Speaker 3: So Brandon went up and gave the Easter Bunny a
Speaker 3: big hug. Okay, he wanted to show his grandkids like, see,
Speaker 3: it's not that scary.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: After that, the kids took their photo and they all
Speaker 3: left the store to police waiting outside. Apparently, the woman
Speaker 3: in the Easter Bunny costume accused Brandon of groping her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh no, Brandon to play with herffy
Speaker 1: little chair.
Speaker 3: As Brandon was cuffed in front of his grandkids, he
Speaker 3: told officers it's not true. He was just showing the
Speaker 3: kids not to be afraid. So we'll see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to see video proof.
Speaker 10: Yea, like slapping the bunny's button and it's like, all right, buddy,
Speaker 10: it's not that same.
Speaker 4: Well the front of the bunny.
Speaker 3: Police released him on bond, but they are doing an investigation. Also,
Speaker 3: the cops told Brandon he was banned from the drug
Speaker 3: store and we'll be arrested again if he ever goes
Speaker 3: back the Measter. Ever, you think they didn't like the
Speaker 3: bunny before? My god, this next looser stories out of
Speaker 3: North Carolina. Have participation trophies made kids too soft? A
Speaker 3: group of politicians think so, and they're now pushing to
Speaker 3: ban them.
Speaker 4: This is where we're spending our energy.
Speaker 3: It is joke. Last Thursday, three Republican state senators introduced
Speaker 3: the Eliminate Participation Trophy Act, which would ban them at
Speaker 3: all youth sporting events in North Carolina that are sponsored
Speaker 3: by state or local governments. And if officials give them
Speaker 3: out anyway, that's a blatant disregard to the laws. So, Brooke,
Speaker 3: if you've brought that attitude, you'd be fined upwards of
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars and could face jail time.
Speaker 1: He just bought the entire eight year old basketball team
Speaker 1: that he coached medals.
Speaker 3: Oh, setting them up for failure.
Speaker 1: They pick one excited about it, but apparently they shouldn't
Speaker 1: be an awful Brook.
Speaker 3: Yes, the idea behind this is to stop making kids
Speaker 3: think that they're a winner and they're special just because
Speaker 3: they showed up for something. But people in favor of
Speaker 3: the trophies think the whole topic is being overblown. In general,
Speaker 3: most of those trophies and ribbons go to very young
Speaker 3: kids like six and seven.
Speaker 9: Years about thinking that's one thing if you're in high school.
Speaker 3: Because I question is are they just a nice, harmless
Speaker 3: souvenir for kids to get or are they damaging in
Speaker 3: some way. Let's ask Brook, who recently led a charge
Speaker 3: in her daughter's school to ban the words hello and friend,
Speaker 3: saying they're both a sign of weakness and should not
Speaker 3: be tolerated. Care to comment, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Okay, didn't think hump, that's acceptable.
Speaker 3: This next lay is there's stories out of restaurant Worlday,
Speaker 3: a website conducted a survey on controversial restaurant behaviors and
Speaker 3: ask people if they thought these things were cool or
Speaker 3: not cool. Okay, so thousands of people waited in on
Speaker 3: these here's the results. First, they found sixty two percent
Speaker 3: of people say not cool to start eating before everyone
Speaker 3: else's food has arrived.
Speaker 10: I agree, it depends on the environment, but most of
Speaker 10: the time, yeah, unless the waiter has specifically said there's
Speaker 10: going to be a lengthy delay on the other house, Yeah,
Speaker 10: we have to restart.
Speaker 9: It's going to take twenty minutes, you guys.
Speaker 4: I feel like, then you have to offer bytes.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Only thirty eight percent say it's cool to start eating asap.
Speaker 3: Eighty seven percent of people say it's not cool to
Speaker 3: argue with a host about wait times because you see
Speaker 3: empty tables in the restaurant. It's true, especially if you
Speaker 3: don't have a reservation. You shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 9: Well, I use working at a restaurant. People to go,
Speaker 9: what about that huge table that's empty. It's like, that's
Speaker 9: a table for eight people. You have one person with you.
Speaker 3: Like, seventy three percent say not cool to ask for
Speaker 3: something that's not currently on the menu.
Speaker 9: Oh no, you just.
Speaker 4: Want them to make you something that isn't even there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're are coming up with your own recipes.
Speaker 3: Well, there are reasonable exceptions, like if you have allergies
Speaker 3: or dietary restrictions, but don't be a dining diva Otherwise.
Speaker 3: Fifty eight percent say not cool to tip less than
Speaker 3: twenty percent if the service was good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, Yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 3: Those who said it's fine may have a lower default
Speaker 3: tip number, and it's not because they refuse to tip
Speaker 3: all together.
Speaker 4: Oh are you defending those people? It looks like you are.
Speaker 3: Saying those who said it's fine, thirty seven percent say
Speaker 3: it's not cool to take photos of your meal.
Speaker 9: Come on, there is one rule.
Speaker 10: Camera eats first, you prostitute that chicken pecana absolutely.
Speaker 3: Sixty three percent say that's okay. Yeah. Finally, about half
Speaker 3: of people, forty nine percent say it's not cool to
Speaker 3: ask for your check to be split more than four ways.
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially if it's not evenly. If it's split evenly, like,
Speaker 4: that's true.
Speaker 9: If the computer can do it, Yeah, just be like
Speaker 9: one of six ways. Yeah, one thing.
Speaker 3: Everybody does it differently. Like this guy has his own
Speaker 3: set of restaurant rules, and his number one is that
Speaker 3: no matter what he eats first, got a fuel up
Speaker 3: for some activities. Letter. Okay, so these laser stories has
Speaker 3: come to an end for the day. We'll do it
Speaker 3: again the same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I have a question for alexis if a guy you
Speaker 3: met calls and actually leaves you a voicemail instant red flag.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, this guy.
Speaker 3: It's like when the doctor's office calls and leaves a
Speaker 3: message to remind you about your appointment next week, uh, clingy,
Speaker 3: but not call, or when your mom dials you and
Speaker 3: tries to wish you a happy birthday over voicemail. Can
Speaker 3: someone say desperate red flag? Well, our answering machine is
Speaker 3: filled with red flag waving desperate coiners. Honestly, we love them,
Speaker 3: okay because they.
Speaker 4: Make us laugh and there's somebody's mother.
Speaker 3: When we play their voicemails in a brand new loser
Speaker 3: line coming up right after this.
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
Speaker 11: loser line. Good by, Just.
Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
Speaker 3: line on you. Wow, it's a good thing I brought
Speaker 3: my very annointment with me out onto the dance floor.
Speaker 3: You're way too hot to hand out.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's better.
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't grab his inhaler and punt it
Speaker 3: into the parking lot. Instead, tell him you have a
Speaker 3: thing for guys that gets sunburned easily, and.
Speaker 4: How many can die attack.
Speaker 3: That's when you give him the number the loser line,
Speaker 3: so hopefully he can call you and leave an awkward
Speaker 3: voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 2: Hey Tiffany, it's oh how are you.
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Remember when our last conversation he told me that you
Speaker 2: were a model, and I swore I kind of knew
Speaker 2: where I know you from. And ah, now I think
Speaker 2: I know you're the girl on my cat food bag.
Speaker 2: I know I've seen you with thousands. You're the tune
Speaker 2: of flavored girl, at least I think you are. Are
Speaker 2: you that girl? And if you are that girl, small favor?
Speaker 6: You have to meet my cat.
Speaker 2: My cat loves you.
Speaker 12: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean when I bring the doubt form, he just
Speaker 2: jumps around. I mean he literally knows you.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, it's like a celebrity.
Speaker 4: I never thought about it. She needs to go to
Speaker 4: his house and sign that damn bade. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: wouldn't be awesome to have fans.
Speaker 13: Next message, Hey Rob, this is I just wanted to
Speaker 13: thank you for giving me your number. It was really
Speaker 13: nice to meet you, and it was kind of just
Speaker 13: perfect timing because right after I left the coffee shop,
Speaker 13: was driving away and I accidentally like slammed into this
Speaker 13: car and the guy was really upset, and I just
Speaker 13: I gave him your name and number. And I was
Speaker 13: hoping because you're, like, you're so good with words, and
Speaker 13: I was just hoping that you could, you know, have
Speaker 13: a conversation with him and talking down and kind of
Speaker 13: take the hit for me. But like, don't mention my name.
Speaker 13: That would be super great. I really appreciate it. But
Speaker 13: it was so nice to meet you. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 13: You're such a good listener.
Speaker 3: Next, Oh, look at that proof. The loser line is
Speaker 3: the gift that just keeps on giving.
Speaker 4: Did we get a message from that angry man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she doesn't realize she gave him the loser line. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the only never she got from.
Speaker 9: The dude she accidentally is trolling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hey, look at that. The holidays are coming up.
Speaker 4: That was natural, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Don't you think you should be prepared with an amazing
Speaker 3: gift so you don't look like a complete fool?
Speaker 4: What is that gift?
Speaker 3: Jeff? Pop on your socials right now and follow us
Speaker 3: at our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey. Then go share
Speaker 3: it with a friend around Christmas time because we put
Speaker 3: up our favorite loser line of the week, and that,
Speaker 3: my friends, is what the holidays true is all about.
Speaker 3: Listening to awkward voicemails with a little bow on top
Speaker 3: of them, voicemails like this one.
Speaker 12: Hey it's me again. Uh, just wondering when we could
Speaker 12: get together like we talked about and have that scary
Speaker 12: movie movie night. Yeah. I've actually got a collection kind
Speaker 12: of of some scary movies, you know, the teenagers are
Speaker 12: off and they're lost in the woods, or teenagers getting
Speaker 12: attacked on prom night, or the ones where they're at
Speaker 12: like an abandoned gas station. I guess I do kind
Speaker 12: of have a lot of teen scary movies, and hopefully
Speaker 12: you don't think that's that's weird. I just I just
Speaker 12: sort of like those coming of age movies and when
Speaker 12: you hear those teenagers kind of scream like when I
Speaker 12: got you know, I just love it.
Speaker 6: I just love it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I love it.
Speaker 14: So yeah, next message.
Speaker 3: Brook, cool baby, since your kids this weekend.
Speaker 4: If he's not on a watch list, can we get
Speaker 4: him on one?
Speaker 11: All? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, tell And he's like yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 9: the a's like him. It's like okay, it's like really.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, let's slow down, my man down.
Speaker 3: I kind of prefer scary movies with old people and them.
Speaker 1: They don't make those because you don't feel bad when
Speaker 1: they die.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8: Scary when they crawl though, when old people crawl, yeah,
Speaker 8: just missing their walkers.
Speaker 13: Next message, Hey, Joey, it's me.
Speaker 15: I just wanted to let you know you must be
Speaker 15: my good luck charm. I'm the girl that was sitting
Speaker 15: next to you on the bus and I was talking
Speaker 15: about how life has been hard lately, and you said
Speaker 15: something good is bound to happen. And you know what
Speaker 15: it did, because as soon as you got off the bus,
Speaker 15: I found this huge.
Speaker 14: Wad of cash and it was right on.
Speaker 15: The seat where you were sitting, and it even said
Speaker 15: rent on the envelope, Like, how did God know that
Speaker 15: I needed help paying my bills?
Speaker 11: It's just amazing.
Speaker 15: I'm going to start going to church. I just I
Speaker 15: can't believe it. You know, I had to share this
Speaker 15: news with you, so I hope something great happens to
Speaker 15: you too. I hope it's contagious.
Speaker 3: Giving you know that he had to hear that and
Speaker 3: finally figure out where his like missing rent money went.
Speaker 3: Poor guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's just like, I didn't know God's penmanship, looks.
Speaker 3: She wrote for me I have similar good luck when
Speaker 3: I go through Brooks Purse too. The works in mysterious ways,
Speaker 3: doesn't it. Thank you. You listen Loser Line regularly at
Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel, where you can listen
Speaker 3: to every single Loser Line. Second date and phone tap
Speaker 3: we do right there. We're gonna do another phone tap next.
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're thinking about putting a huge bid down on
Speaker 3: a house for the very first time. The deadline is
Speaker 3: just minutes away, and you're waiting to hear from the
Speaker 3: inspector that you paid for to figure out if the
Speaker 3: house is worth it or not. My god, that's the
Speaker 3: stressful situation one guy is in, and it's only gonna
Speaker 3: get worse when we call to deliver some news in
Speaker 3: your brand new phone tap right now, it's another on
Speaker 3: the twenties.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi is this Rich?
Speaker 6: Yes, it is hi Rich.
Speaker 4: My name's Kelly.
Speaker 1: I'm your inspector for the property you're thinking of putting
Speaker 1: a bit on over on Lane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great man, it's been busy.
Speaker 1: The seller's agent only gave me like a fifteen minute
Speaker 1: window and then I have to do inspections at seven
Speaker 1: more houses today.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't even eaten.
Speaker 1: I just got a bag of chips running around, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean you know how it is rich?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, can you kind of get into whatever you
Speaker 6: found in the inspection? Got a tight deadline to make
Speaker 6: this decision, so, I mean the counts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha. Well I walked the whole property and the foundation.
Speaker 1: It appears in good condition except for this one spot
Speaker 1: of this h it didn't won't go.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: What I don't know if that concerns you or not,
Speaker 1: but put up some alarms for me.
Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry, what is it? What is the I
Speaker 6: couldn't quite make out what you were saying, which you
Speaker 6: got to.
Speaker 4: Keep up with me here. I got a lot of
Speaker 4: houses to do today.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, sure, so listen, listen, listen where the
Speaker 1: north corner meets the east.
Speaker 4: I see there's one area. Hmmm that Oh okay, I'll
Speaker 4: probably get a discount on.
Speaker 2: That, aget a discount on what exactly there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I do have good news though.
Speaker 6: Wait, but I mean before the good news, can we
Speaker 6: go back to the problem and the other the discount thing.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Rachel, coming listen.
Speaker 1: The good news is I didn't find any weeks okay
Speaker 1: in the septic tank. Wait now there is some bad
Speaker 1: news that there was some problems for just.
Speaker 5: Wait wait wait, okay, wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 4: That's directly under the walkway.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Can you can you stop for a second. None,
Speaker 6: I cannot get anything.
Speaker 3: You don't know what.
Speaker 4: It's like these days for US inspectors. We can't stop.
Speaker 4: There's no I can't.
Speaker 3: I didn't even have lunch.
Speaker 4: This is my lunch man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, I got it.
Speaker 2: But I'm trying to place a bid on this house
Speaker 2: and I can't understand any of the stuff that you're
Speaker 2: telling me about.
Speaker 4: That phone's having a problem. Maybe you should move. Don't
Speaker 4: you get better reception because my.
Speaker 6: Phone, my phone is fine. I got all the bars.
Speaker 3: It's because you're stuffing in your.
Speaker 6: Face with the blades or ruffles or are you actually eating?
Speaker 6: What are you doing it?
Speaker 4: Springles? Once you pop, you can't stop. I mean, you
Speaker 4: know you're old saying about that.
Speaker 6: To stop for at least one second.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I only got one minute off left on the property,
Speaker 1: and then I'm out of here.
Speaker 5: So why are you eating right now?
Speaker 6: Then? I can't.
Speaker 5: You're not telling me anything.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, pay attention, Ranch.
Speaker 1: All the water pups are on the main floor working,
Speaker 1: but the one I feel it's really hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I mean that.
Speaker 4: Could honestly mean the whole house could fall down.
Speaker 5: No, that sounded really important.
Speaker 2: I think I need to hear that.
Speaker 6: Please, can you again?
Speaker 1: That is a big one, right, But this one, this
Speaker 1: next one, you're gonna need to write down. So you
Speaker 1: would probably get the price knocked down eight to ten grand.
Speaker 4: It's just about the roof.
Speaker 11: It just.
Speaker 3: More from Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, But make sure you tell your agent specifically what
Speaker 1: I just said.
Speaker 10: Okay, I anything that could fall right off?
Speaker 9: Rich.
Speaker 4: I mean what I'm telling you.
Speaker 6: Ship down for one second and tell me about the house.
Speaker 1: No, I would email you all this, but man, my
Speaker 1: emails down. What So, by the way, I should ask
Speaker 1: when do you need to put the bit in by?
Speaker 4: Oh you know how much time? I better tell you
Speaker 4: did your wife Katie set you up? Because this is
Speaker 4: just a phone taut I'm sorry. The chips are real,
Speaker 4: but I'm not. I'm actually broke. From the radio show
Speaker 4: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to make you feel better, Katie. Your
Speaker 1: wife apparently got the inspection an hour ago, and she says,
Speaker 1: you're all good to go.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, great.
Speaker 3: Oh man.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, though, Pringle's got the slogan right,
Speaker 1: we can't stop.
Speaker 4: It's impossible.
Speaker 6: I think that's the most frustrating thing I've ever dealt with.
Speaker 1: Just wait, you haven't put your bid in on the
Speaker 1: house yet. That's gonna get a lot.
Speaker 6: It's hard to talk, but I think it'll be hard
Speaker 6: to be.
Speaker 13: A week up.
Speaker 11: Every morning was Foam weekday Mornings on the Twenties brooking
Speaker 11: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Alexis, if an older guy asked you to spend an
Speaker 3: entire night with him in a public park busting underage teenagers,
Speaker 3: what would you think that sounds hot? Or soup's hot?
Speaker 4: You know the teachers have something I'd want.
Speaker 3: Maybe let's bust them forward.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're drinking white.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's exactly how one of our listeners spent
Speaker 3: his impromptu hang out. And even though they were together
Speaker 3: till the sun came up the next day, he's still
Speaker 3: not getting a call back is its aible to hang
Speaker 3: out with someone so long in one night that you
Speaker 3: get sick of them already?
Speaker 4: I think, yes, that's true.
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out though, if that's the case, when
Speaker 3: we do your second date Update, next second date Update.
Speaker 3: If you're looking for the three hottest places to meet
Speaker 3: eligible singles right.
Speaker 4: Now, taking notes, number one.
Speaker 3: Is your local Civil War reenactment. Okay, fighting on things,
Speaker 3: get spicy out on the battle. Number two is the
Speaker 3: SuDS and Studs charity car wash fundraiser.
Speaker 9: Your ladies.
Speaker 3: The five dollars gets you more than just a clean wash.
Speaker 3: And number three any high school graduation party. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying you're meeting the graduates there. I'm saying, like I mean, though,
Speaker 3: let's be honest, most of them are legal by that point.
Speaker 3: I I the older people at the party, the friends
Speaker 3: of family, Yeah, the families of the friends.
Speaker 4: Okay, they're probably related to you. I mean, like I.
Speaker 3: Know, because that's where one of our listeners, Robert met
Speaker 3: a lovely lady recently, so let's talk to him about it. Robert,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, what's up?
Speaker 4: Did you meet a grown person?
Speaker 8: Do we say congrats?
Speaker 6: Grat I didn't meet an actual grown person at this party.
Speaker 6: It was my fat brother's daughter high school graduation, So
Speaker 6: perfect place to pick up a woman, you know, Okay, is.
Speaker 4: The perfect I've never heard that saying before.
Speaker 3: There's the first time for everything. What's this lovely woman's name?
Speaker 6: Her name is Charlotte.
Speaker 4: Okay, Robert and Charlotte.
Speaker 3: So your couple's name would be Roblett or Sharbert.
Speaker 6: I hope it ends with the Sharbert.
Speaker 4: Why why was Charlotte there?
Speaker 6: She was friends with my buddy's wife, and I guess
Speaker 6: she just wanted to have some extra friends there, so
Speaker 6: she invited her.
Speaker 3: We've all tagged along with a friend.
Speaker 1: Can you come and make my kid look popular?
Speaker 4: There's like an open bar.
Speaker 3: So how did you and Charlotte come to be?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 6: And we were just hanging out by the cooler, and
Speaker 6: I realized we're hitting it off. We're talking for a
Speaker 6: little bit. Actually, I noticed that it was going to
Speaker 6: be a little bit of an ice shortage. There's a
Speaker 6: lot of people drinking limeritas and everything.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: A lot of high schoolers sneaking the probably no comment.
Speaker 6: So you know, I noticed that there was a nice shortage,
Speaker 6: and I told Charlte, was like, hey, do you mind
Speaker 6: coming with a ride grab some bags of ice with me?
Speaker 4: She came, that's actually smooth.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, because then you get a little lone time
Speaker 1: with her.
Speaker 4: Like, were you guys able to connect?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we definitely connected.
Speaker 4: That So like, were you making out in a car somewhere?
Speaker 15: Sir?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, no, no, we didn't start then. We
Speaker 6: were still feeling each other out. You know. It's like
Speaker 6: one of those parties that starts at two o'clock. So
Speaker 6: nothing got crazy that early. Okay, we got that ice
Speaker 6: and brought it back. I made sure that the situation
Speaker 6: was saying care. Thank god I did, because they ran
Speaker 6: out of ice almost immediately by the time we got back,
Speaker 6: and the party would have been over. But if we
Speaker 6: saved the party.
Speaker 4: What you guys are the heroes.
Speaker 6: Exactly, and you know what, we made everyone feel good.
Speaker 6: She was impressed with my knowledge of ice. Oh what.
Speaker 9: Circular cubes? Way better than those little square ones.
Speaker 6: It's important to know how many people come to your
Speaker 6: party because you need to know the correct people to
Speaker 6: ice ratio.
Speaker 1: Those are the long form math questions. It would have
Speaker 1: served us a lot better in life. You know, screw
Speaker 1: how fast the train is going.
Speaker 3: Thank god she had you there to help calculate that.
Speaker 3: So how long did the party last?
Speaker 6: So like with that type of part that would only
Speaker 6: go to like five Yeah, but things got crazy and
Speaker 6: went all the way to like twelve o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: Whoa, I love what the parties like for grads are
Speaker 1: actually really the parties for parents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder you needed so much ice? Geez?
Speaker 4: Were you and her together all night?
Speaker 6: We were hanging out, you know, I tried to mingle
Speaker 6: a little bit, but I kept coming back to her
Speaker 6: because we were really hitting it off. And then apparently
Speaker 6: now I don't know what's the deal with these high
Speaker 6: school kids, but they have these parties that they'll bring
Speaker 6: chaperones to, like adult chaperones. So they were all headed
Speaker 6: to this park by us, and they wanted some chaperones. Okay,
Speaker 6: so I thought, why the heck not, why don't we go?
Speaker 1: I guess I remember that they would do like all
Speaker 1: nighters at my high school, where like you would go
Speaker 1: to a bowling alley and you literally were there all night,
Speaker 1: and it was like school sponsored. The idea was to
Speaker 1: like make sure that kids run out you know, doing
Speaker 1: drugs and yeah, I remember that very fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, so was it an all nighter situation?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we went to this park and we chaperoned
Speaker 6: the party and we ended up going for five am.
Speaker 9: Dah, Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, that's so cool. Was it fine or was it annoying?
Speaker 6: Yeah? You know, it was fun because Charlott and I
Speaker 6: had some alone time while we're making sure the kids
Speaker 6: were having and everything. But I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 6: had to crack down on some of the kids because
Speaker 6: I saw that all the kids were huddled around this
Speaker 6: one red four tours. It turned out someone brought in
Speaker 6: a ponykeg, but I busted them how to break up
Speaker 6: the fun.
Speaker 1: But but then, does that mean that you confiscated the
Speaker 1: ponykeg and you and Charlotte got to drink it?
Speaker 6: No comment, no comment?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, Well, this sounds like a pretty
Speaker 3: fun night for you and Charlotte that day.
Speaker 4: I mean, that is a lot of time with a
Speaker 4: person I know.
Speaker 6: But like, you know what, the conversation just kept coming easy.
Speaker 6: It wasn't really difficult to talk to her, you know what.
Speaker 6: It felt like we had a real connection.
Speaker 3: How did you two leave it.
Speaker 6: So at the end of the night, when everything was
Speaker 6: winding down, I drove her back to her car and
Speaker 6: we made it out before she got out of the car,
Speaker 6: so things went pretty well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's just like delirius us with sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it sounds shocking that she wouldn't be getting
Speaker 1: back to you or you're not hearing from.
Speaker 4: Her at all.
Speaker 6: No, I've texted her back a few times and she
Speaker 6: keeps saying, you know, I need to check my schedule.
Speaker 6: But now it's been two weeks, so now I'm feeling
Speaker 6: like he's just playing games, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely you didn't meet.
Speaker 4: A younger man's.
Speaker 3: Grating if any of them are college bound.
Speaker 9: I know, like he took my keg away.
Speaker 3: We'll find out when we come back. We will call
Speaker 3: Charlotte for you and try to turn you into officially
Speaker 3: shar Bert when we're doing your second date update right
Speaker 3: after this.
Speaker 6: Thanks, guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Update. If you're just joining us for the second date update,
Speaker 3: we're talking to the chaperone of an all night high
Speaker 3: school graduation party. Yeah, and he's available for hire, ladies
Speaker 3: if the second date doesn't work out well, so he'll
Speaker 3: chaperone your kids' birthday party, Jeff. And the best part
Speaker 3: he won't forget the ice. It's never enough for the
Speaker 3: entire party all night long. Yeah right, that's what Robert
Speaker 3: brings to the table, and it's how he met Charlotte
Speaker 3: the other night. Now after they're awesome evening together, she's
Speaker 3: not responding to his text anymore. So we're gonna find
Speaker 3: out what's up. Or, as the kids would say, Sam,
Speaker 3: you were so disconnected. That's what they say, Robert. Isn't
Speaker 3: that what the kids say at the party?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they said that at the party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, Robert.
Speaker 9: I guarange you. Jeff googled that.
Speaker 3: I asked Jeeves did Jeeves knows?
Speaker 1: I think the important part is like she made out
Speaker 1: with you after spending God, you guys were together for
Speaker 1: almost twenty four no, twelve hours that yeah, over twelve hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I had a whole day with her. It was like
Speaker 6: two dates rolled into one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, you really get to know someone.
Speaker 4: I think this is going to be successful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just has some pretty awesome excuse to turn
Speaker 3: you down like this. So let's give her a call.
Speaker 3: We'll see if she answers and try and get you
Speaker 3: your second date update. Okay, all right, great, right, wish
Speaker 3: me luck? Yeah? Well I feel like I could use
Speaker 3: the luck too, but I.
Speaker 6: Wish you luck. If you wish me luck, all right,
Speaker 6: I wish you.
Speaker 4: This is gonna go on forever. Circle. We please get out.
Speaker 3: Please leave your message for five seven Charlotte, Come on now,
Speaker 3: you off, bro.
Speaker 6: I know you guys need a luck more time.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey is this Charlotte?
Speaker 14: This is math scholar.
Speaker 3: Yes, you may. We're a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Charlotte.
Speaker 14: Ye, Hi, how can I you got?
Speaker 3: We're doing a segment called a second Date Update, and
Speaker 3: we're looking to pry a little bit into your dating.
Speaker 14: Life my dating mm hmm Charlotte, are you like from
Speaker 14: match dot com? I cancel that already.
Speaker 1: No, just groups of people from match dot com for
Speaker 1: you to resign up.
Speaker 3: I mean, much less reputable than Match dot com or
Speaker 3: morning radio show. But we do this thing where we
Speaker 3: try and help out our listeners after they've gone out
Speaker 3: with someone and they're not getting a second date. We
Speaker 3: try and figure out why that's not.
Speaker 1: Happening, and yours I guess wasn't an official date, you know,
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 4: Was more of a really really, really long hangout.
Speaker 3: Who we're talking about here, We're talking about a guy
Speaker 3: named Robert. Have you chaperoned a high school graduation party with?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I heard side.
Speaker 4: Now what do you think about him?
Speaker 14: I mean, he's a lot of fun. I guess he
Speaker 14: was on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows his way around a bag of vice.
Speaker 14: I mean he was getting along with the kids really well.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean a little too well.
Speaker 14: Maybe it's like he just was laughing and joking with him.
Speaker 14: They're having a good time end up running around, you know,
Speaker 14: I don't know, this is weird.
Speaker 3: Was he having them push him on the swing set
Speaker 3: or what was going on?
Speaker 14: Yeah, he had this like giant band aid on his knee,
Speaker 14: and when I asked him, you know body, he kind
Speaker 14: of like blew it off. He wouldn't really talk about it.
Speaker 14: So I just figure the more drinks he had him
Speaker 14: that he would tell me.
Speaker 1: Okay, because he did say that you guys were drinking,
Speaker 1: like he was confiscated a like PONYCG or something.
Speaker 4: For some of the high schoolers.
Speaker 1: It's a small one, ok yeah, a little tiny guy.
Speaker 14: So He finally told me what was going on with it,
Speaker 14: and he said that he skinned his knee really bad
Speaker 14: while any people from a moving car.
Speaker 4: Wait what people?
Speaker 14: And he was laughing like he is right now?
Speaker 1: Oh, like, Jose, I'm sorry, I've seen this before.
Speaker 9: Wait, it's not look fun.
Speaker 4: I don't get it. He was in a car.
Speaker 1: How do you skin your knee if you're in a
Speaker 1: car and you're dropping your pants and showing people's butt or.
Speaker 9: One of your friends put doors open.
Speaker 10: My money, my buddy tried this and our other buddy
Speaker 10: pushed him.
Speaker 1: Out, push out of a moving cars going like five
Speaker 1: miles an hour.
Speaker 3: It checks out that Jose is the one that sorry, Okay,
Speaker 3: what does that say to you?
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's too immature.
Speaker 1: Wait, he was supposed to be chaperoning, but he was
Speaker 1: in the car mooning other high school students.
Speaker 3: Like pretty sure that before the graduation.
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, I guess this happened before because he already
Speaker 14: had the bandy.
Speaker 4: So he was doing it with his adult friend. And
Speaker 4: I see it. Told you at the high school party.
Speaker 3: It felt like you were dating a high school kid
Speaker 3: in a grown man's spot.
Speaker 14: I hope they were adult.
Speaker 4: You're also questioning that it's good that he didn't want
Speaker 4: to tell you. At least that means he wasn't proud
Speaker 4: initially of it.
Speaker 10: And I will say that my instance also happened in
Speaker 10: high school. It wasn't an adult thing.
Speaker 3: So, Charlotte, that's the main reason that you're not calling
Speaker 3: Robert back.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I just don't want to date on this as childish?
Speaker 12: Is that, you know?
Speaker 14: I mean, I'm perfectly good being friends with him. You know,
Speaker 14: he is fun and I did laugh, but it's not
Speaker 14: something I.
Speaker 4: Don't think he wants to be friends with you.
Speaker 11: Charlotte.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean if he was really that childish,
Speaker 3: would he have been waiting quietly on the other line
Speaker 3: wanting to talk to you?
Speaker 4: A lot of self restraint right there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a grown man move.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I mean, come on, guys, I waited
Speaker 6: this whole time. I let her air her grievances. But
Speaker 6: I'm only hearing positives right now. Okay, I loan someone
Speaker 6: because I'm fun.
Speaker 3: And you know what you may want to say.
Speaker 6: That's what he likes about me.
Speaker 3: I wasn't joking, Charlotte when I said he is on
Speaker 3: the other line, he actually wants to I.
Speaker 6: Don't if you think I'm childlike. I pay my car
Speaker 6: insurance all the time.
Speaker 4: That is that the only bill you pay. But Jeff
Speaker 4: didn't have car insurance guy, so.
Speaker 3: He's more of a man than me. Yeah, you admit,
Speaker 3: Robert that you actually moon some people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what, listen moaning somebody's like the moment
Speaker 6: strikes you. You know, you just got to take it sometimes.
Speaker 4: I got to see him on that one. You know,
Speaker 4: it's not malicious, it's just in good fun, you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, talk to Charlotte about it.
Speaker 6: Charlotte, come on, you you've never done anything like silly.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no no. He said, you want a
Speaker 14: previous mustas competition in Mexico. There's it was a college
Speaker 14: spring break, but it was a year when he did it.
Speaker 14: It's not your power.
Speaker 3: Oh he tagged onto somebody else's spring break. You were
Speaker 3: chaperoning that one too, Robert.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, come on, does those Keiths need someone
Speaker 6: older to watch out for?
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, Robert, it's gonna be easy for you to
Speaker 1: win the previous mustache contest when you're twenty years older
Speaker 1: than contested.
Speaker 10: Because however, you want blind a cancuon in spring break.
Speaker 6: That was a legit competition. I even got a trophy too.
Speaker 6: And let me tell you something, I had the best
Speaker 6: Fu Manchu.
Speaker 10: There iss a proud.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's interest.
Speaker 1: Those are interesting things to bring up on a first hangout, Robert, Like,
Speaker 1: usually you want to talk about cool things you.
Speaker 3: Did not or adult things. I think you're making You're
Speaker 3: kind of digging your own grave. You're making your sound
Speaker 3: more and more childish.
Speaker 10: Maybe he wants to get the porn across it. He's
Speaker 10: still fun just because he's in his thirties or forties.
Speaker 3: I don't think she has any question that he's fun.
Speaker 3: It's just is he grown up enough for her? She
Speaker 3: seems to want a more mature guy. Do you have
Speaker 3: any things that prove that you're mature?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean, listen, I'm on weight Watchers right now.
Speaker 6: You know, like I'm trying to take care of myself.
Speaker 3: You know, okay, okay, I'm very often. Weight Watchers is
Speaker 3: a selling point for White.
Speaker 6: Good for you, Robert, Listen, it shows that I care
Speaker 6: about myself and I'm trying to take care of adult things.
Speaker 4: I hear Charlotte laughing.
Speaker 1: I mean, Charlotte, maybe you need a little bit more
Speaker 1: fun in your life.
Speaker 14: I just worry about where our next date is going
Speaker 14: to be, Like, are we going to be cannonballing in
Speaker 14: the pool?
Speaker 11: I know?
Speaker 6: Fun.
Speaker 3: The fact that you're even thinking about the possibility of
Speaker 3: the next date is a good sign.
Speaker 4: There we go, Charlotte, Come on, give him another chair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would love to send you on that next
Speaker 3: day and pay for bumpers at the bowling alley. You're
Speaker 3: willing to go out with him one more time, Charlotte,
Speaker 3: what do you think?
Speaker 14: I would love to hang out with you as friends.
Speaker 6: Then I just drove away from you and into the sunset.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna find me a woman who lives the skinny
Speaker 6: dips can balls.
Speaker 4: That's quite the combination, all right.
Speaker 3: Man, Well, Robert, if you're out of here, then I
Speaker 3: guess I am too.
Speaker 4: All right, you just crash your imaginary car.
Speaker 3: Forgot how to drive? Chaperone rooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I like how he spent half of the call trying
Speaker 3: to prove how mature an adult he was and then
Speaker 3: left the call making car sounds.
Speaker 9: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean his maturity arguments weren't super strong, so
Speaker 1: it wasn't super strong.
Speaker 3: Although he did have some of us beat as far
Speaker 3: as adulting Ghess, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, but we never claimed to be sure the reason
Speaker 4: why she didn't know our show.
Speaker 3: They do say some people never grow up, and Robert
Speaker 3: might be the perfect example of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll find somebody that is true equally immature.
Speaker 3: There is somebody out there for everybody.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 3: Show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 9: I'm forever single.
Speaker 3: But I did see We had some women texting in
Speaker 3: at seven eight five nine two saying he sounds hilarious
Speaker 3: and they'd love to meet him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it is fun to be the fun guy.
Speaker 4: It's always fun for a night or two anyway, exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm I did recognize one of the numbers, and Brook,
Speaker 3: next time you could just ask me directly, I'll give
Speaker 3: you the phone.
Speaker 4: Number you have that number two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hope to play like that. But anyway, if you
Speaker 3: do want to get some help with your dating life,
Speaker 3: you can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 3: who isn't calling you back. Go check out all of
Speaker 3: our Second Date podcast wherever you get yours at Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: During your life, you're gonna be presented with tough choices, yes,
Speaker 3: like would you rather own an authentic fur coat or
Speaker 3: an authentic fur boat? What I mean, Look, it's not
Speaker 3: ethical either way, but at least have protesters through blood
Speaker 3: on your fur boat that would wash off immediately in
Speaker 3: the ocean. So the way you answer these kind of
Speaker 3: questions define who you are, and I want it to
Speaker 3: our listeners deserve to know the true personalities behind the
Speaker 3: people that they hear every morning on this show, and
Speaker 3: so we're going to give them a glimpse of how
Speaker 3: we all really think. Brooke saying weirdly quiet with the
Speaker 3: fur boat for coat discussion.
Speaker 4: It's just going to be really hot in the summer.
Speaker 3: That's why you want to be on the boat. So
Speaker 3: you want to be on the boat because then you
Speaker 3: can at least cool off in the water.
Speaker 1: We do a leather boat instead of trying to look
Speaker 1: guys don't exist on this show, and we're going to
Speaker 1: prove that when we do another edition of would you rather?
Speaker 3: That's coming up right after this. It's time for Brook
Speaker 3: and would you Rather It?
Speaker 4: Creepy?
Speaker 8: It's still as creepy every time.
Speaker 3: I know our reputations aren't that great to begin with, now.
Speaker 3: If you don't believe me, just search Brooke Fox sing
Speaker 3: as the national anthem on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Please don't wait a minute.
Speaker 3: I've never seen if you want to see four year
Speaker 3: olds boom?
Speaker 4: I tried really hard.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh my gosh, I have to see that.
Speaker 3: This game is probably not gonna help our reputations. It's
Speaker 3: would you rather? Where we pass a hat around the room,
Speaker 3: teach of my co hosts, including myself, in the hats field,
Speaker 3: with bizarre, intriguing questions that ask would you rather?
Speaker 9: Would you rather sing the national anthem again and get booed?
Speaker 9: Or play this game?
Speaker 4: Play this game?
Speaker 11: Lets go.
Speaker 3: The theme of this round, I guess is embarrassing situations
Speaker 3: and Alexis You're gonna go first, Go ahead, draw a
Speaker 3: question out?
Speaker 8: All right, would you rather have the general manager of
Speaker 8: our station watch you take a really bad number two?
Speaker 4: Watch you make love? And he's not that much older
Speaker 4: than definitely want you make love? You know I'm not
Speaker 4: bad at that.
Speaker 3: Fine, Maybe get some payment out of that, or at
Speaker 3: least a recommendation.
Speaker 4: Sadly, Alexis got a ray broke.
Speaker 3: You next, go ahead, draw a question out?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be turned into a meme for getting
Speaker 1: drunk on a reality TV show or turned into a
Speaker 1: meme for losing your pants on Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 3: The thing is this could easily happen to Brook in
Speaker 3: both situations.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is sometimes this show feels like
Speaker 1: a reality show like radio does, so.
Speaker 4: That doesn't seem too wild for me.
Speaker 1: I actually think it's pretty iconic if I lost my
Speaker 1: pants on will.
Speaker 4: For absolutely all day. Yeah, I really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: You're up, time to draw?
Speaker 9: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love this one.
Speaker 10: In an interview for your dream job, would you rather
Speaker 10: accidentally spit on the interviewer while talking or encourage them
Speaker 10: to sing Happy birthday to you?
Speaker 4: Why you're doing that?
Speaker 10: I really could see myself being like, by the way,
Speaker 10: it's my birthday, go ahead and sing whenever.
Speaker 9: And then they don't, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, seriously, my feelings are going to be hurt.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but accidentally spinning on someone that's so much hard saw,
Speaker 10: But also that could hurt you getting a job. Remember
Speaker 10: you As a spec I think the birthday song will
Speaker 10: be more.
Speaker 4: Of a this guy's fun funny.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So I'm gonna go with encourage them to sing
Speaker 10: Happy birthday to me?
Speaker 3: You're forever going to be the birthday guys.
Speaker 8: I don't think you're gonna get highed.
Speaker 11: I'm up.
Speaker 3: I'm drawing a question out I got Would you rather
Speaker 3: never be able to bend your knees or never be
Speaker 3: able to bend your elbows?
Speaker 6: That is so.
Speaker 9: Like reaching for stuff?
Speaker 3: Can I just end my own life as an option?
Speaker 3: I would rather never be able to bend my elbows.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to bend my knees. I
Speaker 3: want to be able to move around, yeah, and crawl
Speaker 3: into like you know, McDonald's play places and things like that.
Speaker 3: You need to be able to bend your knees. So
Speaker 3: I'm going with them. That's that's very important to me,
Speaker 3: to be able to crawl. If you're just joining us,
Speaker 3: we're playing, would you rather where we're drawing bizarre, intriguing
Speaker 3: questions out of a hat and learning a lot about
Speaker 3: each other? Alexis you're up again? Go ahead?
Speaker 8: Would you rather your child grow up to be a
Speaker 8: prostitute or a congressman?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Congressman is sketchy.
Speaker 3: I know you're already sleeping with your boss in front
Speaker 3: of him, so might as well go.
Speaker 8: I'm leaning towards the prostitute, I'll say, but maybe you
Speaker 8: could have a congressman that actually have a good change
Speaker 8: in the world.
Speaker 9: No, that's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: It could, that's what they all think.
Speaker 4: I'll say, prostitute, you'll get some good stories from me.
Speaker 8: I'll see you're out there, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Brook, You're back up.
Speaker 4: Jeez, would you rather have to would you rather have
Speaker 4: to announce to everyone around you? When if you have
Speaker 4: to fart or pee your pants daily? I hate you, guys,
Speaker 4: I hate parties. I yeah, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I still don't like doing it in front of my husband.
Speaker 4: So you rather your pants would be such a pain
Speaker 4: in the butt. I'm gonna go I'd rather announce your
Speaker 4: pants every day.
Speaker 8: You can't control where you're for that, I guess I
Speaker 8: don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let you guys know if I got one
Speaker 4: coming on.
Speaker 3: All right, Jose, you're up again. Go ahead.
Speaker 10: I feel like if I announce my part, you guys
Speaker 10: just want me to stop, like we get it.
Speaker 9: It's been ten seconds.
Speaker 10: You would you rather hear your mom talk dirty to
Speaker 10: you over the phone.
Speaker 9: Or your grandma?
Speaker 4: My gosh, you have to pick one.
Speaker 9: My mom dirty talking about my dad, my grandma.
Speaker 3: No, it's to you, oh to me. Would you rather
Speaker 3: hear dirty talk from your mom or from your granny?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 4: Do you think it would be better? Do you want
Speaker 4: more coffeidents?
Speaker 10: I think because she would forget half the sentences.
Speaker 4: My grandma grandpa? Well, and you want to look her
Speaker 4: into the eye as long?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: She's had more experience, she'll be better at it now.
Speaker 3: You can just blame it.
Speaker 4: On dementia if it gets too Yeah, exactly, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: One more left. It's for me. Let's see what it
Speaker 3: is in an alien attack on Earth? Would you rather
Speaker 3: be probed on their spaceship or they make you probe them?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, I feel like that's easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to do the say.
Speaker 9: I thought you more than any would want to get probe.
Speaker 9: Been there, done that?
Speaker 3: Sorry, let's try something different to that. All right, we're
Speaker 3: out of time.
Speaker 4: That was such a gentle time that Would.
Speaker 3: You rather text into seven eight, five nine to tell
Speaker 3: us if you liked it?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 3: I don't know if we can handle the embarrassment.
Speaker 4: I got a fart. No, I had to stop it.
Speaker 11: Run Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brooke you want to get to thirteen wins in a
Speaker 3: row today.
Speaker 4: That sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3: But somebody doesn't want you to achieve that. Who's that
Speaker 3: She played just six weeks ago and tied and now
Speaker 3: she's back. It's Vita from gig Harbor.
Speaker 4: Hello, Vita, Hello, coming with a vengeance?
Speaker 7: Huh, Well, I don't know about that. I'm not a
Speaker 7: vengeful person.
Speaker 6: I don't want to win.
Speaker 3: I hear. Vita does work in security though.
Speaker 4: So right, what's your best weapon that you can use
Speaker 4: to take me down? Besides your brain?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 7: I know weapons for me? Oh?
Speaker 3: Just bare hands?
Speaker 9: You wish I had to go with the bad boys?
Speaker 4: No, I think that she just tells people that appropriately.
Speaker 7: Well I do tell people that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're slowly losing consciousness. Yeah out, all right,
Speaker 3: we're gonna send Brooke out of the studio. Well that happens, Vita.
Speaker 3: You know the game's played. You got thirty seconds answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 3: out right to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 7: Sir?
Speaker 3: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is
Speaker 3: Volunteer Recognition Day. What state is known as the volunteer.
Speaker 7: State New Jersey.
Speaker 3: What is the term used for when you roll two
Speaker 3: dice and they both come up as ones? Margaret Thatcher
Speaker 3: was Prime minister of what country?
Speaker 12: England?
Speaker 3: What was the term when birds fly south for the winner?
Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh, hibernating.
Speaker 3: I don't know how many cups in a court?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 14: Six?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we'll take Yeah, we'll take your new that's embarrassing.
Speaker 7: I used to be a cooking teacher.
Speaker 10: Oh no, your class is going to be mad at
Speaker 10: the listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see. We're gonna bring Brooke back into the studio.
Speaker 3: And what I mean? You played six weeks ago, Vida?
Speaker 3: What happened last time you played?
Speaker 7: Well, it was like on National Tortilla Day and we
Speaker 7: just tied, you know, And yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you you put it on your Facebook?
Speaker 7: I heard, Yes, Yes I did. My friend Christian, she
Speaker 7: made a post on my wall.
Speaker 12: She heard it.
Speaker 9: That's more than normal.
Speaker 3: Don't talk that way, not to veto.
Speaker 4: That's sweet. That's a good friend. Yeah, all right, this
Speaker 4: one goes out to Christien. Shout out, Christian, k dog.
Speaker 3: She's gonna make you look real foolish when she takes
Speaker 3: you down. But let's go all right, here we go.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is Volunteer Recognition Day. What
Speaker 3: state is known as the volunteer state Tennessee. What's the
Speaker 3: term used for when you roll two dice and they
Speaker 3: both come up as ones? Says Margaret Thatcher was Prime
Speaker 3: minister of what country?
Speaker 4: England or the UK?
Speaker 3: What's the term for when birds fly south for the winner?
Speaker 15: Mi?
Speaker 4: Grt?
Speaker 3: How many cups in a court?
Speaker 4: Four?
Speaker 3: What's the only letter of the alphabet to not appear
Speaker 3: in any US state?
Speaker 14: Uh? Q?
Speaker 3: Al right, I got those answers in. Let's go to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 10: Oh no, my landlord just texted me being too loud.
Speaker 9: Vita, you got two correct?
Speaker 4: Todays?
Speaker 7: Oh man, I thought she'd just beat me by one.
Speaker 10: Oh well, Brook, you didn't get one wrong.
Speaker 9: You got six corround.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 4: Kristen really backed me up on that one.
Speaker 2: Apparently, I just brother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go over the answers here. Today's Volunteer Recognition Day.
Speaker 3: The state known as the volunteer state is Tennessee for
Speaker 3: sending volunteers to the War of eighteen twelve. That's why
Speaker 3: when you roll two dice and they both come up
Speaker 3: with ones. That's known as snake eyes. Margaret Thatcher was
Speaker 3: Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. The term used for
Speaker 3: when birds fly south for the winter. That's migration. There
Speaker 3: are four cups in one court.
Speaker 9: You overthought it like yeah, oh no. Then she came back, and.
Speaker 3: She came back and got right. I forgot.
Speaker 9: That's the second one.
Speaker 3: You got right. And the only letter that does not
Speaker 3: appear in any US state is the letter q O
Speaker 3: rob So Vita unfortunately can't give you any money here.
Speaker 3: The good news is just for playing, you win a
Speaker 3: pair of tickets to Professional Bull Riders Unleash the Beast
Speaker 3: PBRs Unleash the Beast Tours, coming to Tacoma on April
Speaker 3: twentieth and twenty. First to go ahead to PBR dot
Speaker 3: com to get your tickets today. Okay, Kristen, Vita needs
Speaker 3: your support today than yes, all right, thanks for playing, Vida.
Speaker 3: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow