Speaker 1: But he looks at me and he goes, You're not
Speaker 1: really this tall, are you?
Speaker 2: I was like, you're not really this short? Are you?
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Speaker 3: It makes me nervous, but okay, welcome to the game.
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Speaker 4: And we bought your handle in the process. We're still
Speaker 4: calling them handles.
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Speaker 4: Anyways, Oh, you and I just had this conversation in Montana.
Speaker 4: We were talking about different genes and I actually just
Speaker 4: as you had.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I just went today to return a bunch of stuff
Speaker 4: to the store that I had bought because I never
Speaker 4: try anything on I hate trying to.
Speaker 3: Know the whole concept that you returned it. Did you
Speaker 3: get charged for it when you returned?
Speaker 2: Exactly right?
Speaker 4: And you know what, it wasn't thirty days over the fact,
Speaker 4: so I could actually return it.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 4: It's amazing many shop for yourself. How much money you saved.
Speaker 4: So I went to the store and I returned all
Speaker 4: this stuff before a whirlwind before I left on a
Speaker 4: trip which we'll get to on the big show. And
Speaker 4: then I exchange it for jeans but I am still
Speaker 4: in the mark.
Speaker 2: I got a new pair. Okay, we'll answer the question
Speaker 2: and then we'll talk about it.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the question is because M three Prize is asking
Speaker 4: the question wide leg jeans yay or nay.
Speaker 2: It's a great question.
Speaker 4: I got an assortment and I went really wide on
Speaker 4: one of them. But then I'm like, are these just
Speaker 4: only in style for a little bit, because I'm all
Speaker 4: about a comfy jean. But then I'm also not sure
Speaker 4: if I'm wearing them like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm all for the wide leg jeane, but I
Speaker 4: don't know any style. I have no style. I just
Speaker 4: try to follow the trends of what I see online.
Speaker 1: I have no style.
Speaker 3: But my style is Daniella hat style, and she's actually great.
Speaker 3: She I was in a rut. We discussed I'm okay
Speaker 3: for all of you that didn't get the mama, I'm good,
Speaker 3: a little little hormonal thing, and I was in a lot.
Speaker 3: I just jeans were an issue, but she got a
Speaker 3: lot of them.
Speaker 1: What did you get when we have wide leg?
Speaker 3: A lot of boyfriend situations where it is a wider leg.
Speaker 3: It's not super huge, but some go a little high,
Speaker 3: some go a little low.
Speaker 1: I got a pair of Levi's.
Speaker 2: You'll love this. Here's a gym into the here's a jarret.
Speaker 3: We're walking the dog and the kid yesterday and I
Speaker 3: must have been walking in front of him husband checking
Speaker 3: out my ass and yeah, daddy, hey babe, Levi's huh
Speaker 3: and I said, yeah, he goes.
Speaker 1: They're back in.
Speaker 4: Well, according to Dan Yella, they are way I want
Speaker 4: to say about it, distressed?
Speaker 2: Are they like when I am, Oh, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I'm really into redone redone like Redes Redes jeans, hence
Speaker 4: the name, and.
Speaker 1: To have a pair of ag on right now.
Speaker 2: I like them.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a gold right now. But these are skinny,
Speaker 4: so to be succinct. In answering your question, yes, I say,
Speaker 4: I think all the jeanes are in, and I don't
Speaker 4: want jeans to ever be at, like any style to
Speaker 4: ever be out. They all come back around. Although I'm
Speaker 4: missing some jeans. Do you ever have that happen where
Speaker 4: you're like, where are these clothes? Like I know I
Speaker 4: had them, I know I had like sure, do yeah,
Speaker 4: where are these clothes? I lose a lot of things
Speaker 4: or they get stolen you know, literally stolen. Excuse me, oh,
Speaker 4: pardon me, I spurped your turn Jr's zuber.
Speaker 3: Are you already planning for Max's first birthday? We're kind
Speaker 3: of kicking around some ideas. We need Uncle Steve on
Speaker 3: CT to be around thinking about some things. Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: doing it on his I've got a lot of things
Speaker 3: to talk about. We have a lot of dates in
Speaker 3: that time too. You owe me a lot of you
Speaker 3: haven't been around. You're at the Masters, You're at the ranch.
Speaker 3: Apparently I can't get a hold of you. So I'm
Speaker 3: going to place is coming I do.
Speaker 4: I have found my place myself at places that are
Speaker 4: difficult to get in touch with me.
Speaker 2: Just facts over a request.
Speaker 4: I do need some dates though, But what are we
Speaker 4: planning for his birthday? Please don't do something crazy and
Speaker 4: elaborate where then, Like you're spending as much as people
Speaker 4: spend on their wedding. I heard someone spend thirty thousand
Speaker 4: dollars and you know who this person is, I'll tell
Speaker 4: you offline on their child's first birthday party.
Speaker 2: Thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are a friend, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: No, not like the people that have Like there's like
Speaker 2: thumbing issues.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, that's lucky to get like, no, no,
Speaker 4: she's normal.
Speaker 2: No okay, and not to Stafford. So everybody don't think
Speaker 2: it is because.
Speaker 1: That's who I thought it was. I was like the Stafford.
Speaker 2: She is so normal. This is what we love about Kelly.
Speaker 4: She's like my kids are getting their ass on a
Speaker 4: commercial flight and knowing, like, what is it like to
Speaker 4: be normal? She's the best man. She would never no,
Speaker 4: I know, but somebody else we know. Do not spend
Speaker 4: that much money on your kid's birthday. Please, I know
Speaker 4: it's your child. Do whatever you want, but.
Speaker 3: If the listeners have any ideas, I think it's more
Speaker 3: for the adults because Mac has adult friends.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 3: He has a couple of little friends, but they're because
Speaker 3: of our adult friends.
Speaker 1: We were thinking of Mac and cheese, cheese and wine,
Speaker 1: Mac truck. Oh you know, I don't know. We're just thinking.
Speaker 2: We believe he's already gonna be one.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: We went to our first birthday yesterday with him, and
Speaker 3: it was cute. It's a guy that plays on the
Speaker 3: Kings that we've known forever. Their twins turned six. It
Speaker 3: was very sweet, But I gotta tell you. And this
Speaker 3: was really cute. And my husband thinks he's only talked
Speaker 3: about on this podcast because he's good material.
Speaker 1: But this is the material.
Speaker 3: I like. He was so excited to bring Mac to
Speaker 3: his first friend's birthday party. And like the six year
Speaker 3: olds don't even know like Max, they are like they
Speaker 3: don't care, like they're like anyways, but like he wanted
Speaker 3: to dress him up, he wanted to bring him. These
Speaker 3: are the gifts mac Pac or mac adults Mummy picked out.
Speaker 3: But you know what I mean, Like he was so excited. Now,
Speaker 3: the party was from two to four. Max slept from
Speaker 3: one to three forty five, so we got there at
Speaker 3: about three fifty five. Okay, that's crush. Yeah, all was
Speaker 3: that his first birthday party? It was It was at
Speaker 3: the park and when we did the swings and then
Speaker 3: we went to a little Slice and pint afterwards, like
Speaker 3: where you go and you have a big pizza and
Speaker 3: yet like daddy has a beer, Mommy has a wine
Speaker 3: and we just sit there and that's the door. Isn't
Speaker 3: a big boy highchair at the restaurant?
Speaker 4: Come on, Okay, I want to talk about this Ryan,
Speaker 4: our wonderful producer who we allude to all the time.
Speaker 4: He's also going to be involved in the Big Show
Speaker 4: this week because we meet Ryan's perspective on some headlines.
Speaker 2: But Ry, we write this down.
Speaker 4: I am I'm having some feelings about all the friends
Speaker 4: with kids because there's some stuff going on. So I
Speaker 4: will elaborate on the Big Show. You're pregnant fuck now,
Speaker 4: But I am going to put it in the post. WHOA,
Speaker 4: that sounds kid inappropriate. I'm post put it in.
Speaker 2: Take it out. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll talk about it on the Big Show. We're
Speaker 1: taking it down the Big Kids, all right?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Anonymous?
Speaker 3: Oooh, we love our anonymous forty one year old single
Speaker 3: mom of three, divorced almost a year now. Go for
Speaker 3: the fun hot guy not sure if it would lead anywhere,
Speaker 3: or go for I can speak more serious guy who
Speaker 3: is probably the nicest, kindest guy I've ever met.
Speaker 2: Why can he be both? Yeah? See go for goth
Speaker 2: you can have both? Yeah, go for the gusto.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sister, I don't think that you should ever resign
Speaker 4: yourself to saying, oh, I have to pick one or
Speaker 4: the other.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, there's you know.
Speaker 4: Cliches for a reason, like hot, bad, boy whatever. It's
Speaker 4: probably not like a long term thing.
Speaker 2: But there's a lot of hot, really good guys. We're married,
Speaker 2: or you're married. I'm not married to him, but like
Speaker 2: might as well be.
Speaker 4: Like, there's good guys that are also very attractive and
Speaker 4: good for you, Like I love that, you know.
Speaker 2: Obviously, I've talked at.
Speaker 4: Nauseum about my divorces, but I don't I don't have children,
Speaker 4: and so that's a different thing entering the dating world
Speaker 4: with kids. And I remember my sister when she got
Speaker 4: her divorce, Alyssa was only nine months old, and she
Speaker 4: was really nervous about going out there and dating and
Speaker 4: being like, and I have this child. So I think
Speaker 4: that you should be proud that you're willing to put
Speaker 4: yourself back out there and don't settle for one or
Speaker 4: the other, which brings up another point.
Speaker 2: But I calary thing.
Speaker 3: I was thinking she'd wait, I was thinking Anonymous would
Speaker 3: go for both guys, Like date both.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to just fun right, Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, okay, yeah, yeah, we're saying the same thing,
Speaker 4: like or I guess maybe we're saying the same thing
Speaker 4: in a different way. Date all of them and then
Speaker 4: they can be both, Like, why can't the fun hot
Speaker 4: guy also be the nice good guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just date as much as you can.
Speaker 3: You deserved it. You obviously got divorced for a reason.
Speaker 3: You had pay a price for being without it, idiot whatever,
Speaker 3: So yeah, go party, go have fun, live your live
Speaker 3: it up, you melf.
Speaker 1: Christian Cavaliery. I don't have a problem with Tana boys.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I just think it's so funny. This is the world
Speaker 4: that we live in. I mean, we also have a
Speaker 4: podcast and talk about anything we want, which is great,
Speaker 4: but like, why does everyone care? Like why is it
Speaker 4: such a big deal if you like if a man,
Speaker 4: like there's the guy Kimora Lee Simmons's daughter is dating
Speaker 4: someone that's three times older than her. Great, but it's
Speaker 4: like right, and it's like, but it's more acceptable that, like,
Speaker 4: younger women date older men. I just came from Palm
Speaker 4: Beach and let me tell you the age.
Speaker 2: Ratio there is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I in my next life, am coming
Speaker 4: back as Susannah. Shout out to Susannah who I met
Speaker 4: in Palm Beach. Who calfgan flowing Martini shriken, dripping in diamonds.
Speaker 4: She was probably like mid six, and she was everything.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've been watching that show Palm Royal.
Speaker 4: No, you want me to? Yeah, I want you to.
Speaker 4: I've only seen a couple of episodes. Kristen Wigg looks
Speaker 4: incredible in it. Carol Brunette is in it. She's the
Speaker 4: woman who doesn't say anything because she's supposed to be
Speaker 4: the elderly woman that's like on her deathbed, but she's
Speaker 4: still great. Alice Janny Anyways, there's It's I had never been.
Speaker 2: To Palm Beach before.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 2: That's another conversation for the big show.
Speaker 3: Yea, I love Palm Beach situation. Inc Yeah, that they
Speaker 3: live is like my jeans everywhere. There is no such
Speaker 3: thing as no white jeans after Labor Day.
Speaker 4: Every day is a holiday in Palm Beach, and I've
Speaker 4: got a burn to prove it.
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 4: I didn't even have time to put sunscreen on. I
Speaker 4: was just in awe of everything that was happening. It's
Speaker 4: an alternate universe. It's great, okay, Prime Irish. Worst pickup
Speaker 4: line used on you, worst pickup line I can't ever remember.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if they're like pickup lines.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like go ahead.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't like anyone that's like super pushy, like be
Speaker 4: cute about it, like don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think. I mean, it's been a while,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't know. I like guys that are forward.
Speaker 4: I'm old school in the sense that I don't like
Speaker 4: to be the person that makes the first move. We're
Speaker 4: so assertive in our like profession and just like in
Speaker 4: our personality like that, Like I I don't know, I
Speaker 4: like feeling like I want someone to come and court me.
Speaker 4: So if there's a pickup line, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What's Ryan, Ryan said.
Speaker 3: Aaron had the guy asking about her hair during the
Speaker 3: football season when she was with Jillian. I went to
Speaker 3: I went to uh Colorado to go sit down with
Speaker 3: Dion and we walked out of the telling this guy
Speaker 3: was like Aaron Andrews, and I said, yeah, and he goes,
Speaker 3: your hair is so bouncy?
Speaker 1: Was all right? My favorite?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be met at that.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even hitting on me.
Speaker 3: It was I went to the White House Correspondence dinner
Speaker 3: back in the day when Yeah, it was a time.
Speaker 3: I took my dad and I was seated next to
Speaker 3: this Saturday Night Live table and it was a guy,
Speaker 3: not a cast member, but a famous actor hot who
Speaker 3: was at the table, and I was like, Dad, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, we have to get a picture with him.
Speaker 3: He was nice enough to take a picture, but I
Speaker 3: was so bombed because I was taller than him.
Speaker 1: I'm mamoose, as we talked about, I'm.
Speaker 4: Taller than everyone on Small Like I had to like
Speaker 4: literally just wore sandals at some point because I was
Speaker 4: just towering over all of these actors.
Speaker 1: But he looked at me and he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: you're not really this tall, are you.
Speaker 2: I was like, You're not really this short, are you?
Speaker 1: Would you say that to like some model model?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you see Sidney Crawford anyways? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: No one hits on me, so you No, I don't
Speaker 4: have any I don't have any pickup lines. But I
Speaker 4: used to play that game dare to DM because it's hystericia.
Speaker 1: It's a funny game.
Speaker 4: And for those of you not familiar with me and
Speaker 4: my disastrous life, at one point, like I would just
Speaker 4: someone would dare me to.
Speaker 2: Do anything, and I would do it.
Speaker 4: And so we were the impetus of this was at
Speaker 4: Sarah's fortieth birthday party actually in San Diego, and I
Speaker 4: was single and we were talking about a bunch of
Speaker 4: different guys and I was like, I'll DM them.
Speaker 2: I don't care, like I had no shame and like
Speaker 2: I was thrown.
Speaker 4: I mean I was basically like just throwing out haymakers
Speaker 4: like they were half court shots, Like I was even
Speaker 4: gonna hit them.
Speaker 3: There's good ones or can you not? Can you give
Speaker 3: us a couple of good ones? Or will they give
Speaker 3: up the guy?
Speaker 2: No, they won't give up the guy.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I did one that was go Hawks, because that's what
Speaker 4: Russell used to say all the time, and like the
Speaker 4: Seahawks at the time were like crushing everything, and this
Speaker 4: guy was from Seattle. So I said go Hawks and
Speaker 4: you wrote back, Okay, But I use this one all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: Sup.
Speaker 4: Just sup, like like no explanation point, nothing, just sup.
Speaker 2: And it worked.
Speaker 4: It worked a lot more than it didn't work, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because it was just so like it's kind of has
Speaker 4: this like dismissive and like you're kind of like you
Speaker 4: feel yourself, which, by the way, I had no business
Speaker 4: dming any of these people, but I just really didn't
Speaker 4: give a shit and it was such a fun thing
Speaker 4: to see if someone would respond. Then there's been crickets
Speaker 4: on about sixty seventy percent of them, but thirty percent
Speaker 4: that hit were fun.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: But you're not much cooler than me to be like SUP.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if I started just walking around like
Speaker 1: I got on Zoom this year with NFL It's like me,
Speaker 1: Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady s up to the athlete like,
Speaker 1: you're an asshole up.
Speaker 2: Sup's kind of an asshole thing. But yeah, guy.
Speaker 1: Jaren Hurts is about to be on SUP.
Speaker 2: I mean, my jen Is is doming in right now?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, gullible much? What's Jalen up too? Jalen Hurds?
Speaker 2: What a cutie?
Speaker 3: Um?
Speaker 2: Okay, Last, but not least, Anonymous.
Speaker 1: We love you my parents.
Speaker 3: Oh I forgot about the voice. I'm gonna start using
Speaker 3: with anonymous. My parents let us borrow their beach house
Speaker 3: to invite some friends over. When we left, my very
Speaker 3: good friends began sending me Venmo requests for small dinners
Speaker 3: like twenty seven dollars pizza, seventeen dollars grocery store run.
Speaker 3: Is it rude for me to tell her? It was
Speaker 3: a free trip, and my husband and I picked up
Speaker 3: a large dinner of their so technically they owe us money.
Speaker 1: I'm already lost. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: I have so many thoughts on this. God, this is
Speaker 4: this is what I preach all the time. I Am
Speaker 4: going to die broke because I would rather be broke
Speaker 4: than to ever be called cheap. And you and I
Speaker 4: are notorious for this. And this isn't because we're such
Speaker 4: great people. It's just because for example, like going Montana,
Speaker 4: going on different trips where oh who is it, Jalen,
Speaker 4: hurry he's calling ys, do.
Speaker 3: Not disturb enough? Go on Howie shush uh? Yes, going
Speaker 3: on trips, Yes.
Speaker 4: I would be There is a I will die before
Speaker 4: I ever send someone a Venmo request for anything. And
Speaker 4: I have been in situations before where I felt like I'm,
Speaker 4: you know, being generous and like hosting someone or whatever, and.
Speaker 2: The and then they don't pick up.
Speaker 4: They don't even offer the next time we go out
Speaker 4: to dinner to like pay or thing like. I keep
Speaker 4: track of it to a point where like it's a
Speaker 4: little bit like you and I are the same way.
Speaker 2: Like I would freak out.
Speaker 4: If someone ever was like, oh my god, she never pays,
Speaker 4: like I'll go out of my way and give the
Speaker 4: credit card. Like I remember, even on with people that
Speaker 4: have so much fucking money, how many times, like going
Speaker 4: out to dinner with Larry David. Larry doesn't need me
Speaker 4: to pick up his dinner, but you know why.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pick up dinner Kelly, Like just give your
Speaker 3: card because like, just because you like make so much
Speaker 3: money as a quarterback, we don't want you to think
Speaker 3: you have to pay for us.
Speaker 1: Like it's like we almost dislocate our arm.
Speaker 3: Chris is like running to the bathroom for a fake
Speaker 3: piece so she can put her credit card down every time.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, bitch, don't that was our move because
Speaker 3: it's like with them, we don't want them to think
Speaker 3: we are you're bitch, Well, well.
Speaker 4: You know you pay ever, ever, And that's why I said,
Speaker 4: like I don't have as much in my savings account
Speaker 4: as I probably want because I'm busy, Like, but.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: I would be absolutely mortified that the fact that like,
Speaker 4: and I feel for her on this because like I
Speaker 4: would have a hard time being like, you just got
Speaker 4: a free trip, but like a more request for twenty
Speaker 4: seven dollars for pizza. These people are not like no,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't know how you would handle that.
Speaker 2: What do you would you do?
Speaker 3: Well? I just honestly, I think about our whole thing
Speaker 3: with like like Yellowstone, you know, about getting the bill,
Speaker 3: and finally you were like, listen, can you please give
Speaker 3: me the bill?
Speaker 1: And I will give you the bill.
Speaker 4: By the way, I just you know, this morning, I
Speaker 4: asked Steve, I go, did you text about this?
Speaker 1: I just got it. Jared, don't head it.
Speaker 3: I got it, but I'll send it to you explain
Speaker 3: the story it's like it is, because then it ruins
Speaker 3: your whole vacation.
Speaker 2: So the background here is Aaron is if.
Speaker 4: Aaron and Jared are very generous and they always invite Montana,
Speaker 4: but it is it's a club that they're a member of.
Speaker 4: So you can't pay when the dinner comes. You can't
Speaker 4: give them your credit card. It has to go on
Speaker 4: a separate account, which is their account, because it's a club.
Speaker 4: So I feel really uncomfortable every time when a drink,
Speaker 4: you must.
Speaker 3: Feel like you can't get a drink, yeah, because you're
Speaker 3: on the water. No, no, Chris.
Speaker 4: I drink right, and so you can anyways, have worked
Speaker 4: it out where we can have like a separate account
Speaker 4: and pay you for what we spend, because then everyone
Speaker 4: gets it to enjoy it and you don't feel like
Speaker 4: you're being taken advantage of which I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: But anyways, in this particular case, you know what I
Speaker 2: would do.
Speaker 4: I would send back the venmo for the twenty seven dollars,
Speaker 4: and I would write back in the little memo line,
Speaker 4: hope you had a great time at my beach house,
Speaker 4: because fuck off like the fact that like you're not
Speaker 4: taking a step back, and you know what, look, maybe
Speaker 4: someone needs the twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Then don't go to the beach house.
Speaker 4: Don't take advantage of like my generosity, and then come
Speaker 4: back and ask me for money.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that grocery store run.
Speaker 3: You should offer to bring the groceries if you're staying
Speaker 3: at somebody's house for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you should.
Speaker 4: If they're offering the house, you pay for the groceries. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is not hard. Who are your friends, We'll be
Speaker 4: your friends. We'll fight over who will pay for the
Speaker 4: bill exactly. We have a lot to talk about on
Speaker 4: the Big Show. Obviously, Let's do it. Love you guys,
Speaker 4: have a great week. See you Thursday. I Love You.
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