Speaker 1: I asked an Egyptian girl out. She said she had
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 2: I was so confused last night as my printer was
Speaker 2: playing music. Turns out my paper was just jamming.
Speaker 1: Which country has the most bad singers? Singapore?
Speaker 2: Taking my employees to the bowling hall as a thank
Speaker 2: you for their hard work was a huge mistake. Now
Speaker 2: they're all striking.
Speaker 1: How do you tell a clip to maniac A joke?
Speaker 1: I would tell you, but they would take it literally.
Speaker 2: The teachers wouldn't let any kids outside during the eclipse.
Speaker 2: They had to protect their pupils.
Speaker 1: Did anyone here go blind from steering at the sun today?
Speaker 1: Just yell really loud if so, as I can't see
Speaker 1: the responses.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was expecting, but that solar
Speaker 2: eclipse was just a one star experience for me.
Speaker 1: My friend tried to show me all the pictures he
Speaker 1: got of the eclipse, but it was just a bunch
Speaker 1: of thumbnails.
Speaker 2: The dentist jacked out one of my back teeth and
Speaker 2: held it up in front of the sunlight. It was
Speaker 2: a molar eclipse.
Speaker 1: I keep a loaf of soured oad locked in a cage.
Speaker 1: It's bred in captivity.
Speaker 2: All these jokes about the sun today, are going to
Speaker 2: eclipse all the other jokes.
Speaker 1: When geese migrate, they flying in av formation. Do you
Speaker 1: know why one side is longer than the other because
Speaker 1: there are more geese on that side?
Speaker 2: What did the buffalo say when it looked up as
Speaker 2: the eclipse was forming? Bison?
Speaker 1: More groans coming upright after this swift interlude. I was
Speaker 1: really sad this morning, but then remembered about the solar
Speaker 1: eclipse today is looking up.
Speaker 2: My lactose intolerant friend wants to drink milk.
Speaker 1: Dare he to the person who stole my antidepressants? I
Speaker 1: hope you're happy.
Speaker 2: Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of
Speaker 2: man your wife would have preferred dead?
Speaker 1: Can you explain the eclipse to me?
Speaker 2: No? Sunday, the future, the present, and the past walked
Speaker 2: into a bar. It was tense.
Speaker 1: A boy was arrested for stealing a calendar. He got
Speaker 1: twelve months.
Speaker 2: How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it?
Speaker 1: I was trying to find Twitter's headquarters. I found out
Speaker 1: that X marks the spot.
Speaker 2: My wife said I should introduce myself to our Native
Speaker 2: American neighbors. I would, but I don't know how.
Speaker 1: How do you organize a solar eclipse viewing party. Simple,
Speaker 1: you just plant it. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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Speaker 1: are questioning the timing of this solar eclipse. They think
Speaker 1: it's shady