Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2: Mouth speak text into seven eight five nine two says
Speaker 2: I'm a high school teacher and I worked late at
Speaker 2: school to catch up on grading homework. One night, no
Speaker 2: one was around, so I went into the girl's bathroom
Speaker 2: and I wrote, mister Smith is hot.
Speaker 1: I mean I love that.
Speaker 3: Do what you do to up your reputation and student's
Speaker 3: ability to pay attention to class?
Speaker 2: Is that why the text board has been letting up
Speaker 2: all morning saying brooks a tasty treat young yum. Well,
Speaker 2: we all have our nuggets, the truth that we've been
Speaker 2: holding on to, and one of our listeners is ready
Speaker 2: to share hers with the whole world. She's using the
Speaker 2: alias Jackie. So Jackie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: How hey, Jackie.
Speaker 3: Something apparently that's been bothering you. I'm guessing you know understand.
Speaker 2: Okay, All right, well you're ready to yes, voice changer
Speaker 2: is activated. You are the mass speaker now, Jackie, So
Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, okay.
Speaker 1: So I was in my hair there last week.
Speaker 4: I went to a new stylist. She was really nice, saying,
Speaker 4: you know, telling me how beautiful hours and then I
Speaker 4: don't know. She was just really like honing in on
Speaker 4: my features, like, oh, I love your shape.
Speaker 3: Your shape, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4: Like it kind of made me uncomfortable, like I love
Speaker 4: he thought she was shaking me out.
Speaker 3: I hike, you think that, like I never heard how
Speaker 3: the hairstylist ever say you have a nice shape.
Speaker 2: My hair stylist compliments my butt all the time, the
Speaker 2: wrong people appliment. You're sitting down, I'll tell you who
Speaker 2: does my but your hairstylist is feeling you Jackie.
Speaker 1: Right. So then out the blue, she asked if I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying okay, which actually is a pretty natural question, but
Speaker 3: in this situation it feels different.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you think, let I say it.
Speaker 4: It's weird. So I tell her, yeah, I'm single, I
Speaker 4: got out of college recently. You know, I've had a
Speaker 4: hard time finding a job. So I'm doing like a
Speaker 4: bunch of little eye and part time little job here
Speaker 4: and there. Yeah, And so I was telling her like,
Speaker 4: how you know, getting my hair done is like a
Speaker 4: big expense these days.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, right totally.
Speaker 4: So then she kind of pauses and gives me like
Speaker 4: this weird look, and she's like, I have an idea
Speaker 4: for how you can make a lot of money and
Speaker 4: still do your other jobs.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I thought she was going to look at you like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's not gonna tip me, right, No, So.
Speaker 4: Then she's like, oh, it's nothing illegal, but I be
Speaker 4: willing to pay you two hundred dollars if you went
Speaker 4: out with my son.
Speaker 2: Whoa Oh, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Well, I fact I thought she was joking.
Speaker 3: Honestly, yeah, I would have thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: But she's serious.
Speaker 4: Before I gave her an answer, she started telling me
Speaker 4: about him. How he's about my age. You know, he's
Speaker 4: an engineer, he makes a lot of money. He's quiet,
Speaker 4: very insecure, but he's so sweet, and he's never been
Speaker 4: in a relationship ever.
Speaker 3: Oh ever, oh wow, is she telling you that he's
Speaker 3: over eighteen and he's an engineer.
Speaker 1: She ain't.
Speaker 4: So she's like, I think if a girl like you
Speaker 4: asked him out, it would build his confidence.
Speaker 3: Oh, I will do it.
Speaker 1: Interesting, sounds like a nice guy. Just do this.
Speaker 4: Make a quick two hundred dollars should be easy money.
Speaker 1: So I agree. We said the time in a baby
Speaker 1: and everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, how to go?
Speaker 4: So I get there and everything weren't cool, like you know,
Speaker 4: Normally when mothers just got their sons, they kind of
Speaker 4: over engraduate, but in this case, she was fine, Like,
Speaker 4: he was really sweet. I thought everything went will like
Speaker 4: I actually kind of liked him, Like, okay, okay, that's the.
Speaker 2: Most shocking my mom.
Speaker 5: Man, she thinks I'm the biggest.
Speaker 2: Model in the universe. Just gorgious.
Speaker 3: Did you have like good conversation with him and stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, although it was a setup date, it was
Speaker 4: really like probably top three.
Speaker 2: Days wooa awesome working out.
Speaker 4: Ever, he was just like, that's such a you mean,
Speaker 4: we had good conversations.
Speaker 5: I know, he didn't kiss me.
Speaker 3: He's a guy, and he's a mama's boy. Obviously, he's
Speaker 3: not an overbearing mother who's paying random people to desk
Speaker 3: him out.
Speaker 4: But the way the date, I just knew like we
Speaker 4: were gonna, you know, move forward, and I was even
Speaker 4: willing to go second day Thursday.
Speaker 1: Whoa girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Ever, I'm thinking the hesitation from that when I tell you, guys,
Speaker 4: what leasing.
Speaker 1: And whispers to me that I'm not he's tight, oh.
Speaker 3: For a year and that's what he says, and then
Speaker 3: the over seeds.
Speaker 4: To tell me I'm not the type of girl he
Speaker 4: would want.
Speaker 1: To bring home to his mom.
Speaker 3: What did you tell him?
Speaker 1: I pray because of the.
Speaker 5: Oh no no, but it gets crazy guys like I
Speaker 5: guess he'd never talked to his mom about me because
Speaker 5: she calls me like not too long after that and
Speaker 5: office to tell me another two hundred dollars to go
Speaker 5: out with him.
Speaker 2: Just take the two hundreds number in hairstylist. Sounds like
Speaker 2: he's curbing girls left and right, to be honest.
Speaker 4: So I really wanted to tell her if nerd of
Speaker 4: a son gets me, I just played like I'm just busy,
Speaker 4: and I think I told her I had like I
Speaker 4: met someone else.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's a shot to the ego.
Speaker 3: It was good to be true.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm sure one of our listeners, though'll be more
Speaker 2: than happy to pay you two hundred dollars to go
Speaker 2: out with their kids. So text in yeah, text into
Speaker 2: seven eight, five nine too. If you'd like Jacket to
Speaker 2: go out with your son, or if you have a
Speaker 2: confession that you've been holding on to, we can hide
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