Speaker 1: It's a Burke and Jeffrey podcast. And you know I
Speaker 1: love reading the reviews. But your mom left us three stars?
Speaker 2: What the well?
Speaker 3: She has a point. It's not that good.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, could you make up for that? Please leave?
Speaker 1: Is that too needy?
Speaker 4: Maybe? But the full show starts right now.
Speaker 3: A little bit too much excitement Over in Pittsburgh recently,
Speaker 3: local authorities swarmed a large office and events space during lunchtime. Wow,
Speaker 3: it all happened because two friends were texting. Okay, I
Speaker 3: guess they were talking about a fire alarm test that
Speaker 3: was going on in the building that day. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: you forget one letter when you're typing out a message,
Speaker 3: and soon all hell breaks loose.
Speaker 4: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: But why here's a cop explaining what happened.
Speaker 5: The person texted was meant to say fire alarm, but
Speaker 5: I guess it came out as firearm. Then they didn't
Speaker 5: respond to their phone and until the person that got
Speaker 5: the text called least because they thought maybe there was
Speaker 5: immediate danger.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, I mean I could see that fire alarm.
Speaker 3: Firearm very close, but very different things.
Speaker 4: Don't put your phone down after you do that, and not.
Speaker 3: Autocrat caused a lot of unnecessary drama for employees working
Speaker 3: in and around the building. More than anything, people in
Speaker 3: the area were just really, really confused and.
Speaker 6: Just started seeing a lot of policemen in uniform with
Speaker 6: machine guns.
Speaker 7: Three cops go in, guns drawn, they're carrying the mail
Speaker 7: and they're like, did you guys see anything?
Speaker 3: Like no, They're like, get out of here now.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine like police rushing into the building just
Speaker 3: fully armed and you're like, oh, what's going on?
Speaker 9: I'd be like, it's brock and I'd get a free
Speaker 9: day of work.
Speaker 1: I gotta say props for the response. So yeah, just
Speaker 1: think of it as a drill, guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, good news is authorities reported, no injuries, no threats,
Speaker 3: just one really bad texture and at least.
Speaker 4: One person in that building that feed their pants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, enough talking. Can we please get into
Speaker 3: the shot collar question of the day now, because Jake
Speaker 3: has some trivia for us that I've been dying the year. Jake,
Speaker 3: take it away.
Speaker 7: Everyone on this show is a fan of food. You know,
Speaker 7: Brook loves it so much. We have to stop down
Speaker 7: taping so she can have her eight am and ten
Speaker 7: am pre lunch every single days. Right, But what about
Speaker 7: fast food. Hopefully you know a little, because if you don't,
Speaker 7: you might get the collar in this first ever Yum Yum, one.
Speaker 3: And done shot.
Speaker 10: All right, each of.
Speaker 7: You will be given a question about fast food condiments.
Speaker 7: If you get it right, you're safe. But if you
Speaker 7: get it wrong, you'll be forced to clean the Wendy's
Speaker 7: deep fat frar with your personal toothbrush.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm just there the other day.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, Alexis.
Speaker 7: Since you constantly talk about being a fan of happy meals,
Speaker 7: we'll start with you and your question is about those
Speaker 7: golden arches. According to a new poll, what is the
Speaker 7: most popular sauce at Mickey D's. Is it ranch, honey, mustard,
Speaker 7: or sweet and sour?
Speaker 9: That is a question. I always get honey when I
Speaker 9: get nugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard for me.
Speaker 3: You don't dip your nuggets in anything nouggets.
Speaker 9: I don't know, notally a sauce person.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: I've heard from other people that the honey mustard at
Speaker 6: McDonald's is superior.
Speaker 9: To like It's like the blend that they use is
Speaker 9: so fired. So I don't know, because I never used
Speaker 9: any sauce.
Speaker 1: I went to Wendy's a couple of days ago and
Speaker 1: I asked for a ranch and they gave me honey mustard,
Speaker 1: and I was very happy with it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 9: A rare Wendy's a lot of booty Facebook groups.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna go honey mustard.
Speaker 7: Jake leading the way with thirty percent of the vote.
Speaker 7: Dip your nugs in it or put it on your fries,
Speaker 7: sweet and sour.
Speaker 2: McDonald's most popular sauce.
Speaker 7: So Alexis will be getting shocked, onto Brook. Your establishment
Speaker 7: is Taco Bell. Okay, which is the most popular salsa
Speaker 7: condiment at Taco Bell? Is that they're hot sauce, mild sauce,
Speaker 7: or fire sauce.
Speaker 9: Fire, I will.
Speaker 3: Brook, if you would let me just handle this one
Speaker 3: for you. I think I got this because you always
Speaker 3: hear people talking about the fire sauce. But I think
Speaker 3: that's just because it's the funnest to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 3: I think mild sauce people are actually the overwhelming majority,
Speaker 3: but they're a little bit ashamed to come out and
Speaker 3: say it because you don't want to be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm into mild sauce. It just doesn't sound very bad.
Speaker 4: So do you whisper it when you order it.
Speaker 3: And write it down on a piece of paper and
Speaker 3: you slide it across the counter to the cashier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, I'm gonna go fire sauce. I mean, I
Speaker 1: like your thing, but I think that it's fire sauce.
Speaker 1: Even if people don't eat it, I think that they
Speaker 1: order it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a good point, Brook.
Speaker 7: People surveyed said when they to Taco Bell, their favorite
Speaker 7: is the mild sauce. That is nineteen percent of the vote.
Speaker 7: Fire is eleven percent of the vote, and thirty percent
Speaker 7: of Jeff savor. People said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what hot sauce is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like their unspicy advice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jose, you'll have home field advantage because your question
Speaker 7: is about Subway.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: People didn't know Jose's previous and future employer is Subway.
Speaker 7: Going back, So, when asked what their favorite sauce is,
Speaker 7: did Subway customers say Thousand Island Sweet Onion or Chipotle Southwest?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 9: I was gonna say, Mayo. This is so easy, Jake.
Speaker 3: Remember when the Chipotle Southwest sauce first came out, everybody
Speaker 3: was putting it on their sandwiches. It was like spray
Speaker 3: that on my body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is really good. But I will say the
Speaker 4: sweet onion sauce is tasty.
Speaker 3: It's only for the chicken. Terarry.
Speaker 10: You don't think it can go on anything, well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it could.
Speaker 9: It is not popular. From when I was working there.
Speaker 1: Years and years ago, I didn't even know that they
Speaker 1: had thousand Island, did you guys?
Speaker 3: I didn't either. I wasn't that maybe anything.
Speaker 6: So let's eliminate Thousand Island all the way and Chipotle
Speaker 6: Southwest can go on the sneak. It can go on
Speaker 6: a turkey breas, Yes, do it.
Speaker 9: It can go on almost anything. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 9: with Chipotle Southwest.
Speaker 7: Jake squeaking By, with just twenty one percent of the vote,
Speaker 7: the favorite sauce of subway customers all over the country,
Speaker 7: says that Chipotle south.
Speaker 3: Let's go it is.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey just you're very knowledgeable.
Speaker 3: I'm just when it comes to fast food.
Speaker 4: Different, I really want to apologize. That's going against what you.
Speaker 3: Said, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: Because of your affinity for licking other people's fingers.
Speaker 3: We get KFC.
Speaker 7: Is their most popular sauce, Buttermilk Ranch honey barbecue or
Speaker 7: their finger Licking good sauce.
Speaker 4: What is I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I know this, but the finger
Speaker 3: Licking good sauce, it's kind of a knockoff inspired by
Speaker 3: the Worcester Mayo based sauce you might find at a Zaxby's.
Speaker 3: BUTFCS KFCs is.
Speaker 12: A little bit different because what they do is they
Speaker 12: just add a smidge of pickle juice in it, and
Speaker 12: they do not know that they put a dapple of
Speaker 12: mustard on top and a pinch more sugar than you'd
Speaker 12: find out a Zaxby's.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I know this.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know enough about sauces to prove Zaxby's would
Speaker 3: never go that far. But KFC, they're bold, They're willing
Speaker 3: to do that. Well, no, that's not for me. I'm
Speaker 3: more of a fan of the buttermilk ranch, so I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say buttermilk.
Speaker 9: Ranch it is buttermilk savory.
Speaker 7: With twenty four percent of the vote, finger Licking good
Speaker 7: Sauce is the favorite of Kings, that rich ranch, jok
Speaker 7: tummy barbecue. Everyone today like like this.
Speaker 3: We're gonna take the group shot together and we're gonna
Speaker 3: sing poker Face by Lady Gaga carried Man, carry Man, No,
Speaker 3: he canry poked.
Speaker 13: Great job guy, always a shot collar Question of the.
Speaker 4: Day, all right, your Jeffrey finger looking to both.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: When you think of the biggest bucket list goals that
Speaker 3: our listeners have, maybe some of the top ones probably
Speaker 3: give jose a butterfly kiss on his tummy during a
Speaker 3: chance at love. Yeah, a lot of people want to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 9: I would love that.
Speaker 3: Maybe go to a bar with Alexis and have her
Speaker 3: puke in the back seat of their cars, and then
Speaker 3: of course humiliate Brook her own game dumb Trivia. Her
Speaker 3: listener be able to take her down today and maybe
Speaker 3: even make Brook cry.
Speaker 4: Gentle.
Speaker 3: We're about to find out if someone can cross that
Speaker 3: off their bucket list. It's coming up right now. Brooks
Speaker 3: going for sixteen wins in a row today, and you're
Speaker 3: going to be taking on a very special caller, a
Speaker 3: first time player named Janika from Lakewood, who says she's
Speaker 3: been listening to you Brook and been a fan since
Speaker 3: she was a teenager and now she's fifty one years Jenika,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Now I'm a mama too.
Speaker 11: I'm twenty six.
Speaker 13: Okay, that makes you feel a little bit better.
Speaker 4: It's like, damn, I've been on the radio.
Speaker 3: Law.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's a.
Speaker 1: Compliment, and also it's weird for me still so, but
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 9: I do.
Speaker 3: Why have you never called in to play Brook before?
Speaker 2: I called in since I was a teenager, and I've
Speaker 2: never gotten through.
Speaker 11: I think I got through one time, but then my
Speaker 11: phone hung up. Oh it was horrible.
Speaker 9: It's hard to get through.
Speaker 4: We are finally together, and I'm really happy about that.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 9: Sorry, you have.
Speaker 4: To lose this.
Speaker 3: It was meant to be. We're gonna send Brook out
Speaker 3: of the studio while that happens. Janique, what you know?
Speaker 3: The game's played thirty seconds to answer as many questions
Speaker 3: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.
Speaker 3: But you have to beat Brooke out right to win.
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is World Penguin Day.
Speaker 3: What hemisphere do penguins live in? U? Pash a Habiitasherie sells?
Speaker 3: What alcohol, clothes or soap?
Speaker 10: Soap?
Speaker 3: President Woodrow Wilson kept what type of animal to cut
Speaker 3: the White House lawn a goat A bloody mary without
Speaker 3: vodka is called what.
Speaker 11: Past?
Speaker 3: The actor Rain Wilson played what character on the TV
Speaker 3: show in the Office Past got those and Brooks are
Speaker 3: gonna come back into the studio, And I mean, this
Speaker 3: is your opportunity, Janikua. I mean you've been a fan
Speaker 3: for so long. Is there any question that you've been
Speaker 3: dying to ask Brooke about herself? Anything that you want?
Speaker 3: What would you ask her?
Speaker 2: I don't have a question for her, but she sounds
Speaker 2: like she's a great mom since I've been listening to her.
Speaker 4: Oh, you sound like you're a great mom, Brooke.
Speaker 3: What's what's your golden mom advice that you'd like to
Speaker 3: pass on to.
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 1: I mean I was gonna say, do what you need
Speaker 1: to survive? And all those babies need is love, like
Speaker 1: you keep a good sense of humor.
Speaker 3: All right, hopefully, brook it's your turn. You're ready? Yeah,
Speaker 3: your time starts now. Today is World's Penguin Day. What
Speaker 3: hemisphere do penguins live in? Southern a Habitasherie sells? What
Speaker 3: alcohol clothes or soap clothes? President Woodrow Wilson kept what
Speaker 3: type of animal to cut? The White House lawn goats.
Speaker 3: A bloody Mary without vodka is called.
Speaker 4: What oh, bloody Maria.
Speaker 3: The actor Rain Wilson played what character on the TV
Speaker 3: show The Office, Dwight, Are there more or less than
Speaker 3: five hundred muscles in your body?
Speaker 4: In mine?
Speaker 3: Less? All right, let's go to the scoreboard and see
Speaker 3: how you both did. With Jose, I do.
Speaker 9: Really likes.
Speaker 6: You got zero's all right, you got in so that.
Speaker 9: Is a wind in general?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: And Brooke, obviously you got the dog with three corrects.
Speaker 3: Sorry about the genique. Well, let's get some answers here
Speaker 3: for everybody. Today's world Penguin day. Penguins live in the
Speaker 3: Southern Hemisphere. Habitasher sells clothes. It's an Old West term
Speaker 3: for a men's clothing and accessory store.
Speaker 9: They should call That's so fun to say.
Speaker 4: I thought it was just a hat store. Anyway.
Speaker 3: President Woodrow Wilson kept a sheep in order to cut
Speaker 3: the White House lawn a whole herd of them.
Speaker 4: We use goats.
Speaker 3: Okay, bloody mary without vodka is called a virgin mary.
Speaker 9: A bloody Maria's with AEQ.
Speaker 4: I just thought, what else would it be if you
Speaker 4: didn't have vodka? I didn't think that you meant Noel.
Speaker 3: I thought for sure Brooke was gonna say stupid.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The actor Rain Wilson played the character Dwight Shrewt on
Speaker 3: the Office. And there are more than five hundred muscles
Speaker 3: in the human body, six hundred and forty muscles total.
Speaker 4: I wasn't part of that study, so I don't know
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 3: In my body, I have ten thousand muscles, same humble.
Speaker 3: I can tell you all below the belt. So Janikua, sorry,
Speaker 3: we can't give you any cash here, but just for playing,
Speaker 3: you're getting a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid
Speaker 3: at any Disney resort, theme park or online in the
Speaker 3: Disney Store.
Speaker 11: Oh yay, And I'm just happy I got in with
Speaker 11: you guys.
Speaker 4: Oh, you've been super fun to have the on the show.
Speaker 3: Yes call in another forty years and I'm sure Brook
Speaker 3: will still be here. Thank you so much for playing
Speaker 3: with It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. All right,
Speaker 3: here's a theoretical situation for the ladies in the room. Okay,
Speaker 3: and Brooke, you can join in on this too if
Speaker 3: you want. But let's say that a random woman approached
Speaker 3: you and said that you were beautiful, and she offered
Speaker 3: to pay you money to go out on a date
Speaker 3: with her son. Would you do it?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Been so much money?
Speaker 1: I would I'm not one of the girls, but he
Speaker 1: I don't want a crazy mother in law like that.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Her son is nine?
Speaker 13: Oh okay, I still I'm joking about the age thing.
Speaker 3: But that actually happened to one of our listeners recently,
Speaker 3: and she decided to accept the offer go out on
Speaker 3: a date with a random guy. What she didn't know
Speaker 3: is it would lead to one of the most hilarious
Speaker 3: and embarrassing nights of her life. And the worst part
Speaker 3: was she couldn't tell anybody what happened because of the
Speaker 3: secret arrangement she'd made with the mom beforehand. That's why
Speaker 3: we're going to disguise her voice so she can finally
Speaker 3: tell her story and you can hear the awkward date
Speaker 3: night that happened in a brand new mass speaker coming
Speaker 3: up right after this you don't hear me confession, I
Speaker 3: can't take back o arms mouse speak text into seven
Speaker 3: eight five nine two says I'm a high school teacher
Speaker 3: and I worked late at school to catch up on
Speaker 3: grading homework one night, no one was around, so I
Speaker 3: went into the girl's bathroom and I wrote, mister Smith
Speaker 3: is hot.
Speaker 14: I mean I love that.
Speaker 1: Do do up your reputation and student's ability to pay
Speaker 1: attention to class?
Speaker 3: Is that why the textboard has been letting up all
Speaker 3: morning saying Brooks a tasty treat, young yum. Well, we
Speaker 3: all have our nuggets, the truth that we've been holding
Speaker 3: on to, and one of our listeners is ready to
Speaker 3: share hers with the whole world. She's using the alias Jackie.
Speaker 3: So Jackie, welcome to the show. How long, hey, Jackie?
Speaker 4: Something apparently that's been bothering you. I'm guessing.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well you're ready to Yes, voice changer
Speaker 3: is activated. You are the mass speaker now, Jackie, So
Speaker 3: whenever you're ready.
Speaker 15: Okay, sounds in my hair. Very nice week. I went
Speaker 15: to a new file. She was running out saying, you know,
Speaker 15: telling me how beautiful hours and then I don't know,
Speaker 15: she was just really like honey in on my features,
Speaker 15: like oh I love your.
Speaker 4: Shape, your shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I was like it kind of made me uncomfortable, like
Speaker 15: I love KEI thought she was shaking me out.
Speaker 1: I hi, KEI think that, like I never how the
Speaker 1: hairstylist ever say you have a nice shape.
Speaker 3: My hair stylist compliments my butt all the time.
Speaker 4: Apparently compliment you're sitting down, I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you who does my but your hairstylist is feeling
Speaker 3: you Jackie.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 15: So then out the blue she asked if I'm single?
Speaker 1: Okay, which actually is a pretty natural question, but in
Speaker 1: this situation it feels different.
Speaker 15: Yeah you think, let me say it.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 15: So I tell her, yeah, I'm single and a college recently.
Speaker 15: You know, I've had a hard time sign the job,
Speaker 15: so I'm doing like a bunch of little eye part
Speaker 15: time little job here and there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: And so I was telling her like, how you know
Speaker 15: getting my hair done is like a big expense these days.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, right totally.
Speaker 15: So then she kind of pauses and gives me like
Speaker 15: this weird look, and she's like, I have an idea
Speaker 15: for how you can make a lot of money and
Speaker 15: still do your other jobs.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: I thought she was going to look at you like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna tip me, right No.
Speaker 15: So then she's like, oh, it's nothing illegal, but I'd
Speaker 15: be willing to pay you two hundred dollars if you
Speaker 15: went out with my son.
Speaker 3: WHOA, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: If I thought she was joking, honestly, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: have thought the same thing.
Speaker 15: But she was serious. Before I gave her an answer,
Speaker 15: she started telling me about him, how he's about my age.
Speaker 15: You know, he's an engineer. He makes a lot of money.
Speaker 15: He's quite very insecure, but he's so sweet and he's
Speaker 15: never been in a relationship ever.
Speaker 4: Oh ever, Oh is she telling you that he's over eighteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's an engineer.
Speaker 4: She didn't say.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 15: She's like, I think if a girl like you asked
Speaker 15: him out, it would build his confidence.
Speaker 16: Oh, I will do it.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a nice guy.
Speaker 15: I'll just do this, make a quick two hundred dollars
Speaker 15: should be easy money. So I agree. We said the
Speaker 15: time in a baby and everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, how to go?
Speaker 2: So I get there and.
Speaker 15: Everything really cool. Like you know, normally when mothers just
Speaker 15: guy their sons, they kind of over e graduate, But
Speaker 15: in this case, she was fine, Like, he was really sweet.
Speaker 15: I thought everything went well, like I actually kind of
Speaker 15: liked him, Like wow, okay, okay.
Speaker 9: Because that's the most shocking my mom.
Speaker 6: Man, she thinks I'm the biggest model in the universe
Speaker 6: son is just gorgious.
Speaker 4: Did you have like good conversation with him and stuff?
Speaker 15: Yeah, Like, although it was a setup date, it was
Speaker 15: really like probably top three dates.
Speaker 9: Whoa that awesome?
Speaker 15: Ever, he was just like as such, a you mean
Speaker 15: we had your conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm not at the end.
Speaker 11: He didn't kiss member.
Speaker 4: He's a guy and he's a mama's boy.
Speaker 1: Obviously, he's not an overbearing mother who's paying random people
Speaker 1: to desk him out.
Speaker 15: But the way the day, I just knew like we
Speaker 15: were gonna, you know, move forward, and I was even
Speaker 15: going to go second day Thurbacea.
Speaker 9: Wos a girlfriend?
Speaker 15: Ever, I'm thinking the hesitation from that when I tell
Speaker 15: you guys what he leasing and whispers to me that
Speaker 15: I'm not his type.
Speaker 16: Oh for a year and that's what he says, and
Speaker 16: then the over seds to tell me I'm not the
Speaker 16: type of girl he would want to bring home to
Speaker 16: his mom.
Speaker 3: Did you tell him that, pray?
Speaker 15: Because no, no, But it's crazy, Like I guess he'd
Speaker 15: never talked to his mom about me, because she calls
Speaker 15: me like not too long after that and office to
Speaker 15: pay me another two hundred dollars to go out with
Speaker 15: himog no, just take.
Speaker 4: The two hundreds, lose his number in a new hairstylist.
Speaker 9: Sounds like he's curbing girls left and right.
Speaker 15: To be honest, so I really wanted to tell her
Speaker 15: if nerd of a son gets me, I just played
Speaker 15: it like I'm just busy. I mean I think I
Speaker 15: told her, I like I mat someone else.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, wow, that's a shot to the ego.
Speaker 4: It was too good to be true. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I'm sure one of our listeners, though, will be more
Speaker 3: than happy to pay you two hundred dollars to go
Speaker 3: out with their kids. So nine to if you'd like
Speaker 3: Jackie to go out with your son, or if you
Speaker 3: have a confess that you've been holding on to, we
Speaker 3: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 10: Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You guys seen the news lately? Yeah, sure, at least
Speaker 3: the news that I made up in my head. Oh no,
Speaker 3: there's a larger than life caterpillar infestation and it's coming
Speaker 3: directly our way. So it's not cute. It's scary. Everyone
Speaker 3: who lives in a fifteen mile radius to warn them
Speaker 3: and let them know the city is taking care of
Speaker 3: it in their typical city way by making everything worse.
Speaker 3: We've got it under control. In your phone tap right now.
Speaker 10: Another on the twenties.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Peter.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is he.
Speaker 3: He Peter. I work at the City of My name
Speaker 3: is Max Girth.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, is everything Okay?
Speaker 2: Did I pay my bill?
Speaker 3: Bills are all up to date as far as I know.
Speaker 3: I'm the city arborous Oh okay, yeah, I'm the guy
Speaker 3: who deals with trees. Deal with trees, right, huh exactly.
Speaker 3: So I'm reaching out to everyone in your neighborhood today
Speaker 3: regarding the upcoming caterpillar season. Uh, okay, you're familiar.
Speaker 8: I mean I have to be honest, I'm not completely
Speaker 8: up to date on the caterpillar situation.
Speaker 3: I know we have you, okay, It's all over the
Speaker 3: news right now. This year is supposed to be the
Speaker 3: worst season for caterpillar infestation, okay, and your area, in
Speaker 3: particular where you live, is going to be a hotbed
Speaker 3: for those furry little.
Speaker 8: Things whoa language.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but it's warranted. You do not want to
Speaker 3: mess with those little pieces of Delete your whole house
Speaker 3: down right to the studs.
Speaker 8: Wow, I guess I didn't understand the severity of this.
Speaker 8: So you're saying, you're saying it's.
Speaker 3: A huge, huge deal. So the city's trying to be
Speaker 3: more proactive about the whole thing. We're going to be
Speaker 3: in your neighborhood on let's see on Thursday to cut
Speaker 3: down most of your trees. Wait what, the only way
Speaker 3: to deal with these future little baddards is to knock
Speaker 3: their homes down before they show up.
Speaker 8: You're not going to cut down my trees. It's my property.
Speaker 8: You can't just come and cut down my trees.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, I guess technically you're right. I'll probably
Speaker 3: have one of my guys do it so it won't
Speaker 3: be me per se. No, but the trees are going down.
Speaker 8: You're not listening to me. You're not cutting down my trees.
Speaker 8: My family loves my trees. We have a swing hanging
Speaker 8: from one of my trees. My kids. I love my trees.
Speaker 8: You're not cutting them down.
Speaker 3: Listen. You know what, the city twenty minutes up north
Speaker 3: from you, they had the same issue with caterpillars back
Speaker 3: in twenty fifteen. And you know what, happy you know
Speaker 3: many people still live there.
Speaker 8: Ah, I don't have the population chart in front of me,
Speaker 8: but I.
Speaker 3: Mean it is still a lot technically more than before.
Speaker 3: But it was it was pretty bad. Wait wait, they
Speaker 3: weren't happy about it.
Speaker 8: I'm confused exactly.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm in charge. I'm going to make the decisions,
Speaker 3: all right. Do you trust me?
Speaker 2: I do not.
Speaker 3: Do you trust the.
Speaker 8: City at the moment? Not really, because.
Speaker 3: We've made great choices in the past. Oh do you
Speaker 3: ever had the traffic roundabout that we put in.
Speaker 8: The one that took two years and blocked up traffic?
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, did it take a long time? Was
Speaker 3: it two million dollars over budget? Sure? But it's cool.
Speaker 3: Now have you seen the fountain?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean what what does the fountain in the middle
Speaker 8: of the roundabout have to do with caterpillars in my trees?
Speaker 3: And it's proof that the city makes good decisions.
Speaker 8: Now, my question is ighly doubt that ll.
Speaker 3: Start coming around. I want to know when is it
Speaker 3: best for us to deliver the cardboard trees.
Speaker 8: Like fake trees hiding me.
Speaker 3: We're going to make big cardboard cutouts so those little
Speaker 3: things they can nest.
Speaker 8: Telling me that we are in the midst of an
Speaker 8: encroaching caterpillar invasion. You need to take my trees down,
Speaker 8: and you're gonna put up faux fake cardboard trees.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The only the only way to beat the caterpillars
Speaker 3: is to punk them.
Speaker 8: Wait what to punk?
Speaker 3: They're gonna climb up to the very top and then boom,
Speaker 3: whole thing falls down. Catterpunk?
Speaker 8: Did you just say catterpunk?
Speaker 3: Caterpillars are very responsive to slapstick humor.
Speaker 8: That's just a weird thing for an arborist to say.
Speaker 3: I just is it a weird thing for a radio
Speaker 3: host to say? Who's doing a prank phone call?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've never had a radio host call me into you
Speaker 3: have had a radio host call you right now? Because
Speaker 3: my name is jeff from looking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: This is a phone tab. Dude, what what?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: It's a joke.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: Your sister Savannah sets you up. She knew how upset
Speaker 3: you'd get if the city said they were gonna mess
Speaker 3: with your trees, so she told us to mess with you.
Speaker 8: Are you allowed to say those foul words on the radio?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: What do you mean foul words? Those are sentence enhancers.
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning was Funk Tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 10: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: You ever wanted to own a boat?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really enjoyed my parents owning a boat
Speaker 1: so I can just use it without actually taking care of.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: Sounds cool until you actually buy yourself a boat, and
Speaker 3: then ten thousand dollars in four water pumps later, you're like,
Speaker 3: what was I thinking when I bought this stupid boat?
Speaker 9: Serious?
Speaker 3: Well, there's a woman who thought that moving in with
Speaker 3: her boyfriend was going to be amazing. Yeah, but the
Speaker 3: reality not so much.
Speaker 4: He's her boat, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Her boat.
Speaker 9: He's throwing money into.
Speaker 3: It, and now just three months later, she wants him
Speaker 3: to move out of his own place and still be together.
Speaker 6: I don't know, you just have to untie that rope
Speaker 6: at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she wants it to work. How is that
Speaker 3: gonna happen? I don't know. We're gonna find out when
Speaker 3: we do your awkward Tuesday phone call coming up next.
Speaker 3: It's awkward.
Speaker 10: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. How long should a normal
Speaker 3: couple go in their relationship before they have their first
Speaker 3: really big fight? What was it for you, like six minutes.
Speaker 1: I actually don't remember our first fight. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it is that we're setting stupid though.
Speaker 3: A lot of times you're.
Speaker 6: Going so well the first month or two that you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: we haven't fought yet, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 6: you start fighting a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's hard to know. I guess it
Speaker 3: depends on the couple. But one of our listeners, Sammy,
Speaker 3: wants to have a difficult conversation with her boyfriend, and
Speaker 3: she's worried that this could lead to their first really
Speaker 3: big fight together.
Speaker 1: She's anticipating a fight, she's hoping that she doesn't get
Speaker 1: into one.
Speaker 3: That's why she wants some advice. So, Sammy, are you
Speaker 3: sure you emailed the right radio station about this?
Speaker 11: I think so.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, tell us about your boyfriend and the situation
Speaker 3: you got going on.
Speaker 11: Yeah. So I've been dating this guy, Cody. We were
Speaker 11: dating for three months and my old apartment lease ended
Speaker 11: and my roommate was going to move out, and so
Speaker 11: I couldn't afford the place on my own.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, okay, one of those romantic we moved in
Speaker 1: together stories.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Well, so I was skeptical because we you know,
Speaker 11: three months, like, but right then it really did seem
Speaker 11: like the best option financially. So I moved in and
Speaker 11: we living together for three months now.
Speaker 4: And how's that? Because you really get to know somebody
Speaker 4: when you live with them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, way different.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, okay, so I really really like him. He's
Speaker 11: a great boyfriend.
Speaker 4: And we're not even dropping that. We're not even saying love,
Speaker 4: you're saying light huh are you?
Speaker 11: I mean it's been six months, like okay, anyway, okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, so not quite to the to the.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 11: So it's kind of a smaller space like my other
Speaker 11: place was bigger, and I don't know, it's just causing
Speaker 11: some friction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are sharing a bedroom too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not the problem now, Okay, Like do you
Speaker 5: think that he would go sleep on the couch or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just nice to have like two
Speaker 1: bedrooms in an apartment if you're going to live with someone,
Speaker 1: even if you sleep in the same room. It's just
Speaker 1: like I'm just judging how much space, how much on
Speaker 1: top of each other they are?
Speaker 9: Her husband.
Speaker 3: What's causing the friction between you guys.
Speaker 11: Well, it is kind of much, saying it's the small space.
Speaker 11: And you know, he's just typical guy, like little dirty.
Speaker 4: He has a different idea of clean than you do.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I mean, so he's not currently working right now, so
Speaker 11: it's it's not a huge deal, but like he's just
Speaker 11: around a lot. I went home to someone already home.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: I get it, though, Like you went from having your
Speaker 1: own time, your own space, and now you get none
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And so when I first moved in with him, it
Speaker 11: was like a total dump, like mattress on the.
Speaker 4: Floor, yeah, milk crate for the bedstand.
Speaker 3: It's a typical bachelor path. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And so like I came in and I like that
Speaker 11: my sim chair and I put I made it into
Speaker 11: a real apartment decorations and things, and reorganized it. Now
Speaker 11: it's really cute.
Speaker 3: And I separated all the silverware in the drawers into
Speaker 3: like different containers.
Speaker 11: He had silverware.
Speaker 1: I think he had like a So, what's what's your
Speaker 1: specific issue?
Speaker 11: Well, I just I feel like this isn't great for
Speaker 11: our relationship and we're losing that exciting dating feeling we
Speaker 11: had that I feel like should last a little bit
Speaker 11: longer than this. And I'm just feeling like we're an
Speaker 11: all married couple.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean that always happens.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I feel like it usually doesn't happen this fast,
Speaker 11: and it's partly to do with us sharing the shiny space.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you see him.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. I mean that's what you get when you move
Speaker 4: in with so unch.
Speaker 3: So what do you look at you? Are you thinking
Speaker 3: that maybe it's time that you get your own place?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think we should live apart again. But here's
Speaker 11: the thing. I really love this apartment. It's a great location,
Speaker 11: it's perfectly out and I kind of want to stay.
Speaker 1: It was his first he invited you in, and now
Speaker 1: you want to kick him out of the spot.
Speaker 3: Him of his own apartment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's not really pain for.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I feel like I've sort of made it into
Speaker 11: a real place.
Speaker 3: And Okay, so that's what this call is all about.
Speaker 3: You actually want to call your boyfriend and tell him
Speaker 3: I think you should move out.
Speaker 9: You want to kick him out?
Speaker 11: I just think we should have space away from each other.
Speaker 11: And I'm not sure how to ask him do this
Speaker 11: without causing a big fight.
Speaker 1: I mean this could honestly, like it's a big question.
Speaker 1: It could end your relationship. I mean, do you have
Speaker 1: an idea for him because he's not working, Like, where
Speaker 1: is he going to go?
Speaker 11: Well, so recently one of his buddies that he needed
Speaker 11: a roommate. Oh and so I think that would be
Speaker 11: a good alternative.
Speaker 3: And if that guy doesn't want to take him, there's
Speaker 3: always his car. I'm sure.
Speaker 6: I just I'm scared because you always see people moving in.
Speaker 6: I've never seen people move out unless they were breaking up.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't want to break up with him. I
Speaker 11: just I think this would be better for me and
Speaker 11: better for us to have some space.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could. Yeah, it sounds healthy.
Speaker 3: It does this.
Speaker 9: It is probably not gonna work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's going to be definitely an awkward one. We're
Speaker 3: going to play a song, we'll come back, we'll give
Speaker 3: you a little bit of advice, and then we'll let
Speaker 3: you call your boyfriend and tell him you gotta go. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna stay. Yeah, all right, we'll do it next.
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 10: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone. I'm curious. Has anybody here actually
Speaker 3: asked somebody that they were living with to move out
Speaker 3: before to move out? Yeah? I know, I did it once.
Speaker 3: You did yeah to my parents back when I was nine.
Speaker 3: I was like, look, guys, like this is okay, but
Speaker 3: it's not really working for me. You guys gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That did not work out so well for me. I
Speaker 3: had to go live out in the guest house next
Speaker 3: to the tennis courts for a while and the TV
Speaker 3: in there was only forty two inches So really slummed
Speaker 3: it a long time to not go the way I want.
Speaker 3: All the courts you have, they really were, It was
Speaker 3: one of our listeners. Sammy is about to call her
Speaker 3: boyfriend to tell him I know that you asked me
Speaker 3: to move in, but I think you should be the
Speaker 3: one to move and we should continue dating still. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so she's hoping to get a little bit of advice. Brooke,
Speaker 3: what do you think I mean?
Speaker 4: Have you thought about making this just a breakup call instead?
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm just asking her.
Speaker 11: No, I really like him, I just you know, it's
Speaker 11: too little space.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Jose, Hopefully it's something better than consider
Speaker 1: breaking up with him.
Speaker 9: What do you think I was gonna say?
Speaker 2: Murdering?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Like no, I think that if you frame it to
Speaker 6: make it sound like a great fun opportunity.
Speaker 9: For him, then it'll be better.
Speaker 6: So, like you mentioned, his friend needs a roommate, I
Speaker 6: would say, you know, we're all getting older. This could
Speaker 6: be the last opportunity that you have to live with
Speaker 6: one of your best friends.
Speaker 3: Okay, because once you're married, you're never going to have
Speaker 3: a friend again.
Speaker 4: I think you saying speak to his inner child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to the thirteen year old immature boy that it
Speaker 1: sounds like is really close to the surface.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Sammy?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think that's a good tactic.
Speaker 12: Did you earned your paycheck for the year?
Speaker 4: I still think mine is not a bad option.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll call break up option B. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 3: his number right now and let you make your awkward
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call. All right, good luck, We'll be here
Speaker 3: if you need us, here we go.
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right? Could you please think me up your call? This?
Speaker 2: Please you?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No, please, Dave, it's me, It's me. What see I mean?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The numbers the numbers blocked?
Speaker 11: Oh weird, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, good nothing.
Speaker 11: Where do you drink?
Speaker 2: I just wom ups and bagel bites and I am
Speaker 2: watching Succession?
Speaker 11: Oh again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. You should watch it with me. It's incredible.
Speaker 11: Well, I'm pretty behind Si, I don't know, but I
Speaker 11: I sort of need to ask you something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Speaker 11: Okay? Do I like ever get on your nerves?
Speaker 2: Is? I'm sorry it's a Dirk question.
Speaker 11: No, I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2: Mm. No. No, I love kicking with you. It's awesome. No,
Speaker 2: but why why would you ask me? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, but do you ever wish you had more space,
Speaker 11: like so you could have more privacy or have your
Speaker 11: buddies over or whatever.
Speaker 2: I mean, you go out to work, so I get
Speaker 2: more than enough space there, so it's not a big deal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go on.
Speaker 11: Well, okay, look, first of all, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 11: I still I love you. I love being your girlfriend.
Speaker 11: I love hanging out and having fun and laughing with you.
Speaker 11: Like I don't want any of that to change. Okay,
Speaker 11: but but I need a space to myself at least
Speaker 11: right now.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, but are you bringing up with me?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 11: No, no, I just think my money situation isn't the greatest.
Speaker 11: And your buddy Chad he was He was talking about
Speaker 11: he needs a roommate and maybe you could move in
Speaker 11: with him. And I could make this my personal spot.
Speaker 2: Wait what you want to kick me out?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 11: No, I I want you to leave by your own choice.
Speaker 2: No, no, are you joking? Like I lived here first
Speaker 2: and then invited you in. What what is that happen?
Speaker 11: Okay? At this point, most of the stuff in there
Speaker 11: is mine and I basically remodeled the whole thing.
Speaker 8: Yes, and I like it.
Speaker 11: Well, you know, it is not It is not a
Speaker 11: big space. It's a really really small space. So I
Speaker 11: just I think it'd be best not just for me,
Speaker 11: but for us.
Speaker 2: But this, okay, this really feels like a break of Sammy,
Speaker 2: but it's not.
Speaker 11: Can you just please consider it? It would mean a
Speaker 11: lot and really help.
Speaker 2: Look, I can't like what all right? How do I
Speaker 2: say this? I I never told you this before, but
Speaker 2: before we met, I got an inheritance for my grandmother
Speaker 2: and it was a good chunk of change and I
Speaker 2: ended up buying this place and a few other properties.
Speaker 2: What yeah, so you can't really kick me out of
Speaker 2: my own house?
Speaker 10: Wo word?
Speaker 3: Oh my o god?
Speaker 2: What's what was that?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a sound effect that we played. Because
Speaker 3: you're on the radio right now, Cody.
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 4: What the hell is having where we congratulate homeowners.
Speaker 3: You're You're on with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: That's the show, and we're doing something called an awkward
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call with you and your girlfriend Sammy.
Speaker 2: Okay, what the hell is going on, Sammy?
Speaker 9: That's what I want to know.
Speaker 10: What the.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I just didn't know how to have this conversation.
Speaker 2: And so you go to the radio station.
Speaker 4: Well, we're helpful sometimes, are you.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if this is helping. What's what's going on?
Speaker 11: Well, okay, so what do you mean you own the place?
Speaker 2: It's not okay, it's not an apartment unit. It's technically
Speaker 2: a condo. I bought it a while back, so I'm
Speaker 2: still playing a bunch of mortgage and I don't like
Speaker 2: five other places as.
Speaker 4: Well's you have options?
Speaker 3: I'm hearing he's rich.
Speaker 4: Say so wait, why didn't you tell her that before?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't want her to think I'm some I don't
Speaker 2: know the rich trust on douche nozzle. So I was like,
Speaker 2: I just wanted wanted her to like me for me.
Speaker 4: So that's why you've been able to like not.
Speaker 2: Work, I mean partially. Yeah, and y so like, and
Speaker 2: now she wants to kick me out of my own place.
Speaker 3: That's no, that's not what she said. She said she
Speaker 3: wants you to choose to live on her own core.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see, I see, never mind, I take it back.
Speaker 1: I do think you're concentrating on the wrong thing. Like,
Speaker 1: she definitely wants a relationship with you. I even had
Speaker 1: suggested maybe you guys break up at the beginning, and
Speaker 1: she was very adamant that that is not what she wanted,
Speaker 1: right Sammy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, I don't want to break that.
Speaker 3: But she is saying to you that she feels like
Speaker 3: you guys are kind of on top of each other
Speaker 3: in this small place and it might be hurting your
Speaker 3: relationship a little bit.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't deny that, But like, at the
Speaker 2: same time too, I'm looking at this as a long
Speaker 2: term thing, so I figured, why not see if we
Speaker 2: are compatible all together in the situation like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you guys have only been together for three months.
Speaker 1: I mean, like when you moved in only three months together,
Speaker 1: that's really quick, really soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree, that's not conventional and it's it is
Speaker 2: a bit fast. But at the same time too, I
Speaker 2: also really like her, and you know, if you know
Speaker 2: what you like and you go after it.
Speaker 3: Well, she knows what she likes, and it's your place
Speaker 3: and she's going after it right now, and hopefully you'll leave.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's think about this. This is my place and
Speaker 2: I own it. I can't really move out. She needs
Speaker 2: more space, so I don't know, maybe you could move
Speaker 2: in with Chad.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't say any what do you think?
Speaker 11: No, no, your friend. I don't I don't want. I
Speaker 11: mean like, it was more the idea of, like you
Speaker 11: get to live with your friend and do the things
Speaker 11: guys want to do when they hang out.
Speaker 2: You know. Okay, look, look Sammy, I really like you. Okay,
Speaker 2: but if you feel this strongly that we need to,
Speaker 2: you know, not be around each other, or I need
Speaker 2: to move out and whatnot, and then not that you
Speaker 2: set me up for a phone call with the radio station,
Speaker 2: then maybe it was wrong. Maybe this is in the
Speaker 2: long term thing.
Speaker 11: Okay, hold on, we can Maybe I overreacted and you know,
Speaker 11: we can probably live together a little more and just
Speaker 11: see how it goes. I don't know, I mean, and.
Speaker 1: Maybe Cody, you could just spend more time out of
Speaker 1: the apartment. Because it sounds like you never leave right.
Speaker 4: Now bes place. I've just tried to come up with
Speaker 4: a compromise. She just needs a little alone time.
Speaker 3: Man, what if you split custody of the apartment, like
Speaker 3: he gets to live there Monday through Wednesday and you
Speaker 3: get to live there like Thursday through Sunday.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, Why don't we just put a piece of
Speaker 2: tapew in the middle of the living room.
Speaker 3: You're a logical guy, like, you know.
Speaker 1: You could work harder on like the romancing, since it
Speaker 1: feels like maybe she also feels like she's missing out
Speaker 1: on that newness right.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, I'm done with that. I didn't think
Speaker 2: that I was being unromantic. I mean, but this is
Speaker 2: news to me.
Speaker 3: Just get used to being wrong in your relationship a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm biting that out now. Does the radio station call
Speaker 2: every time we get do an argument, or.
Speaker 3: We'll be there for the big arguments whenever, you know. Okay,
Speaker 3: it sounds like you guys are good though. You guys
Speaker 3: are going to stick together.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I just need to get used to it more.
Speaker 4: Okay, that sound like defeat.
Speaker 3: That sounds like love broke. I'm just I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: deal with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I apologize for living in my own home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now you're sounding like a real boyfriend.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What's on for fifty wins in a row today? I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be taken on Catherine from Tacoma, who's an insurance agent. So, Catherine, welcome.
Speaker 3: I don't think brook has very good insurance, So why
Speaker 3: don't you give her your twenty second elevator pitch on
Speaker 3: why she should buy more from you?
Speaker 11: Sure?
Speaker 14: Well, right now, what I really want to push is
Speaker 14: life insurance.
Speaker 4: No, no, nope, I want to but insurance, Catherine. I
Speaker 4: was wondering.
Speaker 1: It's just like you maybe you know, maybe it may
Speaker 1: be worth something.
Speaker 14: You know, I know there are some companies that do
Speaker 14: offer them, like Blake Insurance, you know, like Kalo.
Speaker 7: I've heard insure Yeah, Brooks, but.
Speaker 11: I like that.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should do ear insurance. That makes more sense
Speaker 4: for my job. I've got to think about this out there.
Speaker 4: Good pitch.
Speaker 3: You have some business opportunities possibly for you, Catherine, But
Speaker 3: we're gonna sending Brook out of the studio while that happens.
Speaker 3: You know how the game's played. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you can say past. But you do have to beat
Speaker 3: Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 2: I am a right.
Speaker 3: Good luck Your time starts now. On this day. In
Speaker 3: eighteen forty nine, hundreds of people arrived in San Francisco
Speaker 3: for the California Gold Rush. Those people were known as
Speaker 3: what oh past common and fine dining. What's the French
Speaker 3: word used to describe a savory or sweet egg based
Speaker 3: dished ooh ugh not to play name the band that's
Speaker 3: had hit songs called Sugar and moves like Jagger.
Speaker 11: Shoot Path.
Speaker 3: The fraction one fourth is equal to what percentage a quarter? Okay,
Speaker 3: well we'll take that as your answer. We're gonna bring
Speaker 3: Brooke back in. It's all right, Catherine, I see here
Speaker 3: on my phone screener that you have an interesting fact
Speaker 3: about yourself that you can write with your toes.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 14: I'm very flexible with my ligaments for some reason.
Speaker 3: When when would that ever come in handy for you?
Speaker 14: I don't know, but when Ellen degenerous of asking for
Speaker 14: some weird talents. I entered one time, but I never
Speaker 14: heard that.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's because she was intimidated by your talent. Didn't
Speaker 1: want you want to show you didn't want to.
Speaker 14: Yeah, my husband is very worded out about how I
Speaker 14: could pick things up with my toes.
Speaker 4: Well, I've been telling you already. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: people on the textboard who feel the opposite.
Speaker 3: Yes, a lot of people are jealous of your husband.
Speaker 3: They think he's a very, very lucky man.
Speaker 13: Yeah, strong, Yeah, it's your turn.
Speaker 3: You're ready, Yeah, let's go. Your time starts now. On
Speaker 3: this day in eighteen forty nine, hundreds of people arrived
Speaker 3: in San Francisco for the California Gold Rush. Those people
Speaker 3: were known as.
Speaker 4: What forty nine ers.
Speaker 3: Common in fine dining, What's the French word used to
Speaker 3: describe a savory or sweet egg based dish? Uh pass
Speaker 3: name the band that's had hit songs called sugar and moves.
Speaker 4: Like Jagger Uh Maroon five.
Speaker 3: The fraction one fourth is equal to what percentage twenty five.
Speaker 3: When a virus affects multiple continents, it's a pandemic, but
Speaker 3: one of virus is in one specific community. It's called
Speaker 3: what good guess?
Speaker 9: That sounds like a really bad card game.
Speaker 3: We'll see how that goes. When we go to the
Speaker 3: scoreboard and check the score with Jose.
Speaker 10: I am tired.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't even push a button there, Catherine, you
Speaker 6: got one correct today?
Speaker 10: What man.
Speaker 7: Rock?
Speaker 9: You got two dogs? Ustem two?
Speaker 3: Community's let's go to the answers here on this day.
Speaker 3: In eighteen forty nine, hundreds of people flocked to San
Speaker 3: Francisco for the California Gold Rush. Those people are known
Speaker 3: as prospectors. Oh then that's just the football team.
Speaker 4: But it's like slang for the people who came that year.
Speaker 3: And then we called it at the time. Okay, yeah, fine.
Speaker 3: Dining the French word that describes a savior sweet egg
Speaker 3: based dished is a soup fle sugar in moves like
Speaker 3: jagger of songs by the band Maroon five. One fourth
Speaker 3: is equal to twenty five percent. That's what we were
Speaker 3: going for therein weed a number. And when a virus
Speaker 3: affects multiple continents, that's a pandemic. When it's just in
Speaker 3: one specific community, it's called an epidemic.
Speaker 4: I knew that when you say it, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We have an epidemic of stupidity in this studio. Better
Speaker 3: sounds so bad, So unfortunately, can't give you any money, Catherine,
Speaker 3: But just we're playing. We are going to give you
Speaker 3: a pair of tickets to Professional bull Riders Unleash the Beast.
Speaker 3: Fuck PBRs Unleash the Beast Tours coming to Tacoma on
Speaker 3: April twentieth and the twenty first, make sure you head
Speaker 3: over to PBR dot com so you can get your
Speaker 3: tickets today. All right, we'll be back to do Windbrooks
Speaker 3: Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.