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Speaker 3: I think I have something for a lot of people today,
Speaker 3: at least I hope I do. And this is about
Speaker 3: on your journey, And this is about something that happens
Speaker 3: to us all. I mean, what happens to all of
Speaker 3: us from time to time when we get discouraged. What
Speaker 3: happens to all of us when we feel like quitting,
Speaker 3: What happens to all of us when we have that
Speaker 3: turnback moment, What happens to all of us when it
Speaker 3: don't seem like it's going to pan out? Because I
Speaker 3: want you to understand something that everyone, every single living soul,
Speaker 3: has those thoughts about something at some point in their life.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, Look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about
Speaker 3: things not happening as fast as I like them. All
Speaker 3: things don't pan out the way I would like for
Speaker 3: them to have panned out. I mean, it's so many
Speaker 3: ways to get discouraged. But what my encouragement to you
Speaker 3: is when discouragement comes is understand this. It is a
Speaker 3: part of the growth process. It is a test. It
Speaker 3: is a test of your faith. How bad you want it,
Speaker 3: do you really believe? That's all faith is is simply,
Speaker 3: and I've said this how many times. Faith is the
Speaker 3: belief in things that you cannot see. So when discouragement comes,
Speaker 3: setbacks comes, it is a test of your faith. At
Speaker 3: least it's been that way for me. Now other people
Speaker 3: can explain it another way. I'm not other people. I
Speaker 3: can only give it to you the way it has
Speaker 3: come to me and throughout my life and man or
Speaker 3: man or man discouragement sometimes it's tough to deal with
Speaker 3: because it seems at times when you were discouraged that
Speaker 3: it is so absolute that this means the end, and
Speaker 3: if you allow it to set in, it can be
Speaker 3: just that the end of you, when merely merely it
Speaker 3: was a test, that's all it is. But the majority
Speaker 3: of people that I know who are not successful or
Speaker 3: who have told me the story of how they gave up,
Speaker 3: it was because at a moment of discouragement that they
Speaker 3: allowed it to set in and it became so engulfing
Speaker 3: that it became the reason why you shouldn't finish. And
Speaker 3: then they started justifying it with hitt one that I
Speaker 3: hate to hear. Well, if it's God's will, excuse me.
Speaker 3: If it's God's will that you fail. If it's God's
Speaker 3: will that you're not successful, If it's God's will that
Speaker 3: you lay down and give up, it's God's will that
Speaker 3: you allow yourself to amount to, not to not reach
Speaker 3: your potential, that's God's will. That's not the God I know.
Speaker 3: That's not the God I served. That's not the God
Speaker 3: I've read about. That's not the God I believe in.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I just my mother always taught me something
Speaker 3: that he didn't bring me this far to leave me.
Speaker 2: I just don't believe that, not for a second.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Have I convinced myself for some things, yep?
Speaker 3: Have I allowed the devil to come into the picture
Speaker 3: and paint a different one from it?
Speaker 2: Yep? Yep? I've done all of that, but you can't
Speaker 2: blame that on God. Now, come on, So.
Speaker 3: When discouragement comes, try to look at it if you can,
Speaker 3: as a test of your faith, and you merely have
Speaker 3: to pass the test. It could be for a day,
Speaker 3: a half a day, a few hours, a week, a
Speaker 3: few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody know how long
Speaker 3: the test period is. Your job is to keep the
Speaker 3: faith and keep moving. Keep the faith and keep moving,
Speaker 3: keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive.
Speaker 2: That's your job.
Speaker 3: If you do that, that's how you pass the test.
Speaker 3: It could be over tomorrow, it could be over in
Speaker 3: two weeks, it could be over in a month.
Speaker 2: You don't know.
Speaker 3: But all you got to do is wake up and
Speaker 3: keep the faith and fight the discourage feelings.
Speaker 2: And how do you do that? Steve? Now here we go.
Speaker 3: This is the part I know about for show because
Speaker 3: how many times I've had to fight off discouragement in
Speaker 3: order to get to where God wanted me to be.
Speaker 2: What do you do when you become discouraged? Well, I
Speaker 2: think of the outcome.
Speaker 3: When I get discouraged about a task, I think about
Speaker 3: the outcome. Man, what would it be like if I
Speaker 3: were to complete the task. What would it be like?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: What would the outcome be for me if I hung
Speaker 3: loan in there? If I didn't give up. If I imagine,
Speaker 3: I imagine if I don't quit.
Speaker 2: I imagine if I don't.
Speaker 3: Give up, what would it be like? Man, Suppose everything
Speaker 3: I'm hoping for comes true. But if I don't quit
Speaker 3: and give up, that might just be the case. I
Speaker 3: start talking to myself like that, I think of what
Speaker 3: the upside is.
Speaker 2: What's the upside to stay in with it? You see,
Speaker 2: all this is the same thing. I'm just giving you
Speaker 2: different ways to look at it. I'm saying the exact
Speaker 2: same thing over and over. But I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: find the switch that connects in your mind where you
Speaker 2: can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna hang in there. Because
Speaker 2: if you think of the outcome and the outcome is
Speaker 2: appealing to you, if you imagine what it would be
Speaker 2: like if you don't give up or you don't quit.
Speaker 3: If you think only of what the upside is to
Speaker 3: stay in with it, And then I go, where can
Speaker 3: this lead to? If I stay with it, man, and
Speaker 3: the outcome comes true? What else could that lead me to?
Speaker 3: Because I mean there's always more to it. So where
Speaker 3: else could this lead me to? What are the possibilities?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: What are the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have
Speaker 3: in me? If I just hang in there, if I
Speaker 3: pass this test of faith? If I just pass this test? Now,
Speaker 3: it ain't gonna be the only one. But you gotta
Speaker 3: get past this one. No, then you gonna hear the
Speaker 3: smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be another one. Life ain't nothing but a series of tests. Man. Man,
Speaker 3: when you're thinking about giving up, when you're discouraged, think
Speaker 3: of the outcome. Imagine what it would be like if
Speaker 3: you don't quit, if you don't give up. What's the
Speaker 3: upside to staying with it? Where can this all lead to?
Speaker 3: What can this get you to? If you do this
Speaker 3: and you get to where you think you want to be?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what's after that? What are the limitless
Speaker 3: and endless possibilities of holding on to your faith?
Speaker 2: What could really be out there for me? Man?
Speaker 3: If I just pass this test, you gotta talk yourself
Speaker 3: into hanging in there.
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Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: The time is here. It's a new day. Another blessing,
Speaker 3: another gift from God. That's why they call it to president,
Speaker 3: because it's a gift. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show starts like this all the time.
Speaker 3: I just want to be a constant reminded, not only
Speaker 3: to y'all but to myself. Man, don't get this thing twisted.
Speaker 3: Do not get this thing twisted. This ain't nothing but
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Speaker 3: of it. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry
Speaker 3: calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior, the legend of nephew
Speaker 3: Tommy Jr.
Speaker 2: I see you now, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anything on your mind? You know, this one look like
Speaker 3: one of them good days for you.
Speaker 1: What you know it is?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 7: But you know, I find out that the grand Bakers
Speaker 7: is coming in town this weekend, so I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Do grandfathers do?
Speaker 7: What do grandfathers door?
Speaker 2: Now, it depends on how your grandkids are.
Speaker 1: How who are the grand kuks they too.
Speaker 2: You ain't got to do nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're at that unaware stage. They don't even know
Speaker 3: you grandfather yet you kind of clear stay out the way.
Speaker 7: Okay, you know, do what they want to do they
Speaker 7: want they well, I don't know if they want to
Speaker 7: do it, but they told me were going to Lego Land.
Speaker 2: I ain't know being I can go to Lego Land,
Speaker 2: but that baby ain't gonna.
Speaker 3: Know where he at. Let me tell you what you
Speaker 3: can be better off doing. You can go better off
Speaker 3: just go by a set of Legos and put him
Speaker 3: in front of him, and just about how long he
Speaker 3: gonna care when he gets at Lego Land. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I bought my grandson. Now, he's actually very talented, so
Speaker 3: let me stop. Because this little dude man is above
Speaker 3: way above average. I bought him a Lego Land set
Speaker 3: because he loves putting this. The little Noah Noah's eight,
Speaker 3: and I bought the big Wood. It's a battleship. You
Speaker 3: put together a battleship, but it's for eighteen and above.
Speaker 3: It's for eighteen in a bove. You know, legos going
Speaker 3: to adult ages. I figured I buy him this. I
Speaker 3: ain't got to talk with him for a year.
Speaker 1: You know, because a year could he goes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, busna him occupied.
Speaker 3: Three days later he called me, he said, Papa finished,
Speaker 3: And I said, that's right.
Speaker 2: I go over to the house. I promise you.
Speaker 3: This little boy had built that entire battleship in three days.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 3: His parents had to make him go to sleep at night.
Speaker 3: He just set up with that. And then I asked him.
Speaker 3: I said, no, what do you do? You read the instructions?
Speaker 3: He said, yeah, Papa.
Speaker 1: Said engineer at eight.
Speaker 3: At eight, I couldn't read instructions off follow him until
Speaker 3: I was sixteen. Man, If that picture didn't get me
Speaker 3: through it, there was nothing I could do.
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 3: You know, we was buying model cars with the glue.
Speaker 3: I look at the picture. If the picture didn't get
Speaker 3: me through injured. A lot of my calls have engines
Speaker 3: in it because that was just a little bit too intricate.
Speaker 3: I ain't see why we needed this engine. Let me
Speaker 3: just build this calling out. I just wanted to shell. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but this little boy is pretty gifted, man, so I
Speaker 3: had to say that. But well, I bill his little brother.
Speaker 3: I bought him a lego set because I thought that
Speaker 3: trade had passed down. He called me back over. That
Speaker 3: went over, he said, I finished, Papa. I went over
Speaker 3: to his little ass had built a wall.
Speaker 1: The same things, same thing.
Speaker 3: I said, Okay, I ain't got to worry about paying
Speaker 3: for your college education.
Speaker 1: Some geniuses over there.
Speaker 2: Really this is not college, all right?
Speaker 1: Coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 1: hear from the nephew. Is he runs that prank back
Speaker 1: right after this? You're listening hard Morning Show. It is
Speaker 1: time now for the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew,
Speaker 1: what you got?
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm all adopt some children today. I'm
Speaker 9: calling this man and letting them know I'm adopting his child.
Speaker 9: Don't know that I had a baby read and when
Speaker 9: I get over there, this will be adopt Let's go.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is the Clarence. How you doing, man? This
Speaker 10: is Robert. Robert. Uh. We were trying to get a
Speaker 10: schedule with you guys. Maybe we can swing through and
Speaker 10: uh pick up little Clarence. I guess around six, if
Speaker 10: you guys are available around six.
Speaker 11: H Okay, Hey, what do you mean picking up little Clarence.
Speaker 10: Well, we got the We got the call that we
Speaker 10: can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and
Speaker 10: take him with us if you guys packed his things
Speaker 10: up yet?
Speaker 11: Oh, Man, got the call from who that you can
Speaker 11: come pick him up.
Speaker 12: I don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 10: Well, my name is Robert. Robert and my wife and
Speaker 10: I got the call that we could do. You not
Speaker 10: know about us adopting little Clarence.
Speaker 12: Oh what the adopting who?
Speaker 10: Okay, wait a minute, are you guys that are you
Speaker 10: guys that drive?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what you're talking about?
Speaker 8: You're gonna come take my son from me?
Speaker 10: Okay, but your son is two years old? Right?
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's what that got?
Speaker 11: Would you come to pick up my son?
Speaker 12: And what is this agency's number?
Speaker 10: Uh? Well, the agency told us that what adoption agency?
Speaker 10: They've got all that information, We've we've filled out all
Speaker 10: the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're
Speaker 10: supposed to come there today to pick him up.
Speaker 12: We don't know what what adoption you said?
Speaker 10: As well?
Speaker 8: How to get my information?
Speaker 10: I'm not sure. We we've got uh pictures of Clarence
Speaker 10: and and uh you know, my wife is actually going
Speaker 10: out and bought balloons and everything, and and and we
Speaker 10: were gonna come through. They told us anytime today, so
Speaker 10: we felt maybe like around six pm we've come get it.
Speaker 8: Well, no, you ain't coming here to pick up.
Speaker 12: No clans, I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 10: Okay, wait, wait a minute, now this this this, I mean,
Speaker 10: this can't be happening. Okay, wait a minute. Oh we're
Speaker 10: having you're you're you're you're clar Senior. Correct, Yes, I am.
Speaker 10: And you don't know anything about us to come over
Speaker 10: there to pick the baby up.
Speaker 8: Hell about this?
Speaker 10: See what's the man miss press adoptionations?
Speaker 12: Who bring you my information?
Speaker 8: And how they get my information to come pick up
Speaker 8: my son.
Speaker 10: I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,
Speaker 10: we bought a car seat where you know my wife
Speaker 10: has bought balloons.
Speaker 11: Man, I don't care, y'all bought a car seat, balloon,
Speaker 11: hotchail whatever.
Speaker 12: He ain't coming to get my.
Speaker 10: Son, Okay, sir, I mean, what I'm not gonna do
Speaker 10: is tell my wife that we're not coming to get
Speaker 10: Clarence Junior today.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, y'all you're gonna have to tell her that
Speaker 12: because you ain't coming here to pick up my sir.
Speaker 10: From with the paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually
Speaker 10: my son.
Speaker 11: Now, man, you and your paperwork, you ain't coming here
Speaker 11: to pick up my son.
Speaker 10: Sir Clarence junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his
Speaker 10: name to Robert.
Speaker 11: So like here you are, come on over here if
Speaker 11: you want to come on over here. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 11: I'm standing in that way right now.
Speaker 10: Okay, well wait a minute now, the adoption agency tell
Speaker 10: us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?
Speaker 8: Are you working nine work? Y'all doing anything?
Speaker 12: I ain't gonna get rid of my son just because
Speaker 12: I ain't working.
Speaker 10: Okay, but boy, budd, so in other words, you're not
Speaker 10: you're not able to provide for him.
Speaker 12: From what I understand, my son ain't this no mean
Speaker 12: he got clothes on the back, he got a roof
Speaker 12: over his head.
Speaker 8: Man, I'm not you ain't coming really pick up my son.
Speaker 8: I don't care what.
Speaker 12: I got to do.
Speaker 8: Man, I go out cut glasses.
Speaker 11: I make money on the side washing cars and everything.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, about to come here and get my son.
Speaker 10: But don't you think he deserves a better home? I
Speaker 10: don't know what the but the screw up is. I
Speaker 10: don't know what. I'm trying at least rationalize with you
Speaker 10: so you can understand why me and.
Speaker 11: My wife ask you you ain't coming here and get
Speaker 11: my son.
Speaker 8: He ain't a good home right now. I love my son.
Speaker 8: You ain't taking them nowhere. I'm telling him right here
Speaker 8: in the dry way. Come on over here, sir.
Speaker 10: I don't want to go back and forth, but I am.
Speaker 10: Me and my wife are coming to get Clarence today.
Speaker 8: Okay, come on, come on, I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 11: I'm already told about two three times.
Speaker 8: Come on, I'll be waiting right here. I guarant you, sir, I.
Speaker 10: Don't want any altercations when I get there. I just
Speaker 10: want Clarence to get in the car and me and
Speaker 10: my wife are gonna take him.
Speaker 8: To his new home. When you get it's gonna be
Speaker 8: one hell of.
Speaker 12: An altercation, so he bite on.
Speaker 8: Come to law.
Speaker 11: Whoever gonna come with you, bring our doccination too so
Speaker 11: I can whoop that too.
Speaker 10: You know what, man, if you was to be able
Speaker 10: to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to
Speaker 10: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take
Speaker 10: care of your family. Now, met my wife coming over
Speaker 10: there and were coming to get clars.
Speaker 8: Tell you ain't coming down here to get my child.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 8: As you get down here, on, you ain't your wife up.
Speaker 8: How about?
Speaker 10: Why were you gonna do what.
Speaker 4: To my wife?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 8: right now, you and your wife gonna come down here.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna help most of you. Anybody come down here.
Speaker 8: So I took my child about a mile.
Speaker 12: They gonna get up fan too.
Speaker 10: I'm coming to get it or I got to do
Speaker 10: what I got.
Speaker 12: Damn.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't coming down
Speaker 8: here and get my son. You your wife. I'm telling
Speaker 8: you nobody's gonna come here and tell me what my
Speaker 8: disappoint my wife is got my mother. I don't know
Speaker 8: how you got my all dress. I don't care what
Speaker 8: the agency you got going through or whatever going on.
Speaker 8: But I'm telling you right now, you come down here.
Speaker 8: I don't know up.
Speaker 10: I don't fight to disappoint my wife. Now. This ain't
Speaker 10: we coming to get.
Speaker 8: I won't give him disappoint went you want this point?
Speaker 8: I don't get about that. Right now, you ain't about
Speaker 8: to take my telling about I'm.
Speaker 10: Gonna come and get him out that out And I
Speaker 10: have told my wife I was coming.
Speaker 8: To get you. Man. I'm telling man, you better tell
Speaker 8: your wife you come here. Driveway. I'm gonna sit right
Speaker 8: here waiting for him.
Speaker 10: You know, the last one out up.
Speaker 8: Every last one here. I don't care who he brings.
Speaker 8: You can blame the President Obama. And I'm gonna to you,
Speaker 8: ain't finna do now?
Speaker 10: You ain't finna do you.
Speaker 8: Ain't finna trying to sick myself out of your house.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell him riding now, everybody getting I'm any.
Speaker 10: Gonna do it. Let you know this. I'm coming to
Speaker 10: get Claris Junior.
Speaker 8: You ain't got nothing to tell me or let me know.
Speaker 8: I'm letting you know.
Speaker 10: Ride now.
Speaker 8: You better come here with the corner and everybody because
Speaker 8: I'm about you up. You gonna leave here with them.
Speaker 10: Come on, take let me tell you something. Let me
Speaker 10: tell you something.
Speaker 8: You can get his clothes today.
Speaker 4: I got that.
Speaker 10: We can tell come in here of a better life.
Speaker 10: He's not living a good life. There, you get here
Speaker 10: him on.
Speaker 8: I'm told you about six seven, eight times. Bring me
Speaker 8: on my dyn mall. When i'm you and everybody whoever
Speaker 8: you bring down here up?
Speaker 10: You trying to you know who else I'm bringing with me?
Speaker 10: Because I'm bringing somebody.
Speaker 8: You you better bring an army and say what.
Speaker 10: It better be amy to come down here and get.
Speaker 8: My son about that.
Speaker 10: I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm bringing nephew Timmy
Speaker 10: from the Steve Harby more his show with me. Oh man,
Speaker 10: you lads, this is Timmy. Man, this is a nephew
Speaker 10: to man.
Speaker 8: Man, I'm not everybody out here. Man, come down and
Speaker 8: taking my shop.
Speaker 10: Brother, Nay, Benjamin got me to get you dog.
Speaker 8: Oh man, See that's got family.
Speaker 12: Get thee see next time I see him on Man,
Speaker 12: that was a good one that.
Speaker 10: Oh man, all right, probably tell me one more thing. Man,
Speaker 10: what's the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show
Speaker 10: in the lanes.
Speaker 11: The steams all the morning showed me.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew coming up next, it is
Speaker 1: asked the CLO you're listening morning show coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Samuel Jackson
Speaker 1: was not happy with the media coverage of the NCAA
Speaker 1: Women's National Championship game. Actor Terrence Howard is suing his
Speaker 1: former talent agency CIA over his Empire TV show salary,
Speaker 1: and Mike Tyson says he is scared to fight Jake Paul.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories, but he breaks
Speaker 1: it down. Though. We'll get into that because right now
Speaker 1: it is time to s the clo our Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. This is from Yo Yo and Port Gibson.
Speaker 1: Yoyo writes. My husband and I were shopping and he
Speaker 1: introduced me to a woman that walked up to him.
Speaker 1: He said, she's a new teacher at our son's school.
Speaker 1: I want to know how he met her. Since he
Speaker 1: never goes up to the school, why won't he answer me?
Speaker 3: Well, potter to reason, he won't ask you just because
Speaker 3: he don't want to explain to you how he knows. Right,
Speaker 3: I mean what now listen to me, y'all complain about
Speaker 3: me and lie. Then when we try not to lie,
Speaker 3: you have a problem with that.
Speaker 1: No, you're missing a very important point. Just tell the truth.
Speaker 3: Well, but see now listen to me. Yes, he know
Speaker 3: what the truth gonna bring five brimstone, a reign of
Speaker 3: hell and horror and his life. Yes, but so now
Speaker 3: let's avoid this question.
Speaker 1: So he's protecting himself.
Speaker 2: No, No, he's protecting her and the marriage.
Speaker 1: Strategy.
Speaker 2: Better work. Boy.
Speaker 3: Woman walked up and he introduced him her as a teacher.
Speaker 3: From the baby school. How did he know she the
Speaker 3: teacher and he know ever go to school. See, let
Speaker 3: me first of all, let me tell you something. This
Speaker 3: is what happened. However they know each other. She just
Speaker 3: walked up to her like hello. Now he got turned
Speaker 3: around to introduced as a teacher up at the boys' school.
Speaker 3: Now here's what better happened because she going up to
Speaker 3: the school looking for her. She better be a teacher
Speaker 3: up at that school. That's number one and then number two.
Speaker 3: You best believe she ain't through with this hell, oh god.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she was gonna get to the bottom of
Speaker 1: it first, right then, do you teach? You should give
Speaker 1: him a quick good lie.
Speaker 2: Hey, bro, bro, you was with the baby somewhere.
Speaker 3: And he said that got my teaching and I walked up.
Speaker 1: Well, too bad he didn't think of that on the spot.
Speaker 1: Now he's in trouble, all right, moving on to Phoebe
Speaker 1: and but just delayed.
Speaker 2: Not answering the question. Yes, it is causing him much.
Speaker 3: Hum, geez, young boys, y'all have got to come up
Speaker 3: with your lies.
Speaker 2: Wing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where I why y'all ain't into
Speaker 3: instant lies and come here?
Speaker 2: So you got instant. Y'all got to get this.
Speaker 1: Start practicing by yourself. So say this is from Phoebe
Speaker 1: and East Saint Louis. Phoebe says, my husband has been
Speaker 1: popping off at our neighbor for weeks and they finally
Speaker 1: got into a fist fight. My neighbor one and a
Speaker 1: few people on our street saw the fight. Things are
Speaker 1: very tense at home now. How can I help to
Speaker 1: ease the embarrassment?
Speaker 3: Well, see you popping off, see two dudes popping off.
Speaker 2: It ain't good.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Look bro, you ran your mouth and people on the
Speaker 3: block saw it and saw it. You got clearly got
Speaker 3: your ass with it was probably it wasn't even close.
Speaker 3: It was a clear cut ass because it's your They
Speaker 3: had they discussing this at the watch party meetings. This
Speaker 3: is this is this is damn there in the homeowners
Speaker 3: association they got they got your neighbor's address listed as
Speaker 3: a potential head of.
Speaker 2: The new watch group.
Speaker 3: Clearly he should be in charge of taking care of
Speaker 3: his neighborhood because he showed took care of your hood.
Speaker 2: I think what y'all got to do is just let
Speaker 2: it go.
Speaker 3: I think be best for your husband if he just
Speaker 3: went over there and made peace with this dude.
Speaker 2: Man, My bad. I shouldn't have said nothing. Man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: We let bygones be bygone, so we canna avoid this,
Speaker 3: you know, and didn't let the neighbors see him out
Speaker 3: there talking. Oh yeah, but tell your husband why he
Speaker 3: talking to the man. Try not to start crying.
Speaker 1: That's on social media.
Speaker 2: Manunk his husbands over there.
Speaker 1: All right. Moving on to newel and Hampton, Noel writes,
Speaker 1: the man I'm dating has a habit of ghosting me
Speaker 1: for a few days and then coming back in my
Speaker 1: life like nothing happened this final time. I blocked him
Speaker 1: and I avoid him at work. Why would he even
Speaker 1: try to cheat if he can't juggle me and his wife? Okay,
Speaker 1: we just say that in the beginning.
Speaker 3: Well sucker punched up said the last minute with that
Speaker 3: piece of information.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a cold cock from heavy pop.
Speaker 2: God dog, what's that?
Speaker 3: What if he can't juggle me and his wife, why
Speaker 3: would he talk Because he can't. He gotta ghost you
Speaker 3: because he got to go take care of his house. Now,
Speaker 3: listen to me. Tommy can probably tell you this better.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna have to learn how to be the
Speaker 3: side because I keep telling that you are not the chicken.
Speaker 3: I keep let me listen to me. Man, When you
Speaker 3: go to KFC or Popeyes, Bojangles anywhere, when you order
Speaker 3: it's say two piece, three piece, four piece bucket dinner package,
Speaker 3: then you pick your side. You are a side. You
Speaker 3: ain't the chicken.
Speaker 1: She was cool with that too.
Speaker 3: So he gotta go take care of the chicken. That's
Speaker 3: why he ghosted you for two days. Remember who you are.
Speaker 3: You are the slough coin and rice, mashed potatoes with
Speaker 3: that light colored gravy, the salad, that little bit of
Speaker 3: salad than that little styfold couple that lid on it,
Speaker 3: that had that one half of tomato in it.
Speaker 1: That's you at all.
Speaker 3: That yellow letters, that's you. Ain't no onions in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's one radish your side.
Speaker 1: You got a leg a by a wing or nothing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You dirty rice? Probbi still have dirty rice? Yes they
Speaker 2: in Texas.
Speaker 1: No, they just continued it in text.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Yeah, you the biscuit.
Speaker 1: They got fries.
Speaker 2: You could be fries biscuit.
Speaker 1: They got macon cheese, man, oh do they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't ask why I know the whole menu.
Speaker 1: All right, Noel, I hope you got the message. Come on,
Speaker 1: thank you, CLO. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. We gotta say congratulations again to
Speaker 1: South Carolina's women's basketball team for winning the national championship title. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Head coach John Staley became the first black coach to
Speaker 1: win three Division I titles, doing all with an undefeated season.
Speaker 1: I might add during the game, we all noticed how
Speaker 1: much the media love talking about Caitlin Clark and the
Speaker 1: Iowa Hawkeyes. Actor Samuel L. Jackson wrote on social media,
Speaker 1: it is okay to talk about the team that's winning too.
Speaker 1: That's all right too, you know. In addition, CNN charged
Speaker 1: they changed the picture from their lead sports story showing
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark to the South Carolina players after fans call
Speaker 1: them out for posting a picture of the losers instead
Speaker 1: of the winners. Clark has undoubtedly been one of the
Speaker 1: biggest stars in women's college basketball for the past year. However,
Speaker 1: when it's South Carolina not Iowa, winning the national championship,
Speaker 1: it makes sense to want ESPN, CNN and other media
Speaker 1: outlets to focus more on the undefeated game Cocks there
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that would be I mean, you know, look,
Speaker 3: I got the contribution that Caitlyn made to the game undeniable.
Speaker 3: I got all that, but I also understand that them
Speaker 3: game Cocks went undefeated under this year, the undefeated game
Speaker 3: and won the whole title. You know the pressure that
Speaker 3: is man in Don Staley's reaction after the game when
Speaker 3: she just broke down when they was trying to interviewer
Speaker 3: because her sister was a lot on her man and
Speaker 3: then even in her graciousness with her acceptance speech while
Speaker 3: she was up on the stand, she thanked Caitlin Clark
Speaker 3: for all she's done for the sport. I mean, you
Speaker 3: know what it is too now, you know, she she
Speaker 3: did some stuff that hadn't been done before, and you
Speaker 3: know over the way over there at Iowen, it did
Speaker 3: a lot for the game. That's good, you know, And
Speaker 3: she'll go to the next level and she'll be great.
Speaker 3: There'll be an adjustment. There'll be an adjustment and then
Speaker 3: she'll be great. But there's gonna be an adjustment because
Speaker 3: when you go to the w NBA, everybody.
Speaker 1: Good, your own women over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody got shot, everybody good.
Speaker 3: And really the number one three point shooter in the
Speaker 3: country was the girl from South Carolina. Yep, but she
Speaker 3: ain't getting anybody mentioned that she's the number one three
Speaker 3: point shooter in the country and that girl played for
Speaker 3: South Carolina. They ain't mentioned that, you know. But you
Speaker 3: can't expect one person to carry a whole league because
Speaker 3: she's gonna play on one team and she's gonna play
Speaker 3: one game at a time. The rest of the league
Speaker 3: flourishes and they've been around for a while now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I will say this though, women, I'm talking to women.
Speaker 3: You have to be more supportive of women's sport.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, these these arenas should be full. They should that
Speaker 3: should be full.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think Houston even has a team anymore.
Speaker 13: You had the comments the NBA we used to be
Speaker 13: world champions in that one away. But you're right about that.
Speaker 13: Let's support women's sports.
Speaker 1: And there's something with the pay the the spare.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, yeah, if you can't feel the stands up
Speaker 3: where it's gonna get you this money from see and
Speaker 3: then if you don't feel the stands up and you
Speaker 3: don't get the viewership. Who's gonna advertise, So you see,
Speaker 3: it's women have a responsibility to each other now because
Speaker 3: y'all got daughters playing sports. Y'all got daughters that's got
Speaker 3: to come up and beat greatness.
Speaker 13: And we need the men to support just like women
Speaker 13: support mens.
Speaker 1: Right, So both right, let's do it. Would you say, Steve,
Speaker 1: actually on women?
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's really no, I'm telling you the truth. No,
Speaker 3: it's really on women. You ain't got to ask men
Speaker 3: to support sports. That's what we do women's sports too. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: but you have to support women's sports because it's women. Yeah,
Speaker 3: more men watching the women's n c a A than
Speaker 3: than it was women.
Speaker 2: You're right, probably because we do sports now.
Speaker 4: We watched it.
Speaker 3: Because in the minute we find to be in the
Speaker 3: world of hurt because the NBA Finals is gonna be
Speaker 3: over with the minute.
Speaker 2: Darts. We're playing darts. Hard to watching damn baseball.
Speaker 3: There's another pitch final ball. Yeah, man, they ain't even
Speaker 3: excited to be there, border battling out. Howard County is
Speaker 3: now two and one. Hey did you see the other day?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Hey man, Hey, so Steve, did you spinger?
Speaker 1: Did you see did you see Terrence Howard's recent interview
Speaker 1: about his lawsuit against c A, A Creative Arts and
Speaker 1: agency over his Empire TV show salary, Terrence said he
Speaker 1: was underpaid for his role as Lucia's Lyons. Take a
Speaker 1: listen as he compares his salary to the cast of
Speaker 1: the TV show Big Bang Theory. Creative Artists Agency, they
Speaker 1: represented me.
Speaker 14: They also represented some of the people from Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 14: They also did the deal with Fox. My show was
Speaker 14: with Fox, and people in Big Bang was with Fox.
Speaker 14: We had twenty eight million viewers. They had eleven million viewers.
Speaker 14: They were getting two million dollars down there, three million
Speaker 14: dollars an episode. Those white kids that had no name recognition,
Speaker 14: no Oscar nominations, none of that. We have twenty eight
Speaker 14: million viewers, and these these jokers are paying me three
Speaker 14: hundred and twenty five thousand dollars an episode.
Speaker 3: He right, He's one hundred percent correct. Here is what
Speaker 3: they're going to say to Terrence Howard, as a gentleman
Speaker 3: told me who I won't say his name because I
Speaker 3: promised him I wouldn't, but he told me executive, he
Speaker 3: was president of a network. He said, the reason blacks
Speaker 3: can't get paid is because blacks are paid from the
Speaker 3: multicultural budgeting dollars in all of these different ad campaigns,
Speaker 3: and so you will never be paid what the white
Speaker 3: counterparts are paid.
Speaker 1: After the hour, National disruptive events yesterday's solar eclipse and
Speaker 1: last week's East Coast earthquake. We'll talk about it all
Speaker 1: right after this you're listening morning show. Well, there's a
Speaker 1: lot going on in the world, including the latest natural
Speaker 1: disruptive event, yesterday's solar eclipse, where millions of people in
Speaker 1: the US and the paths of totality witness the Moon
Speaker 1: appear to entirely block the Sun. It will be twenty
Speaker 1: years until the next solar eclipse. Other national disasters this
Speaker 1: past Friday's earthquake in New Jersey and New York. That
Speaker 1: was crazy. That came from nowhere, was there? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Speaking of earthquakes, a lot of us on this show
Speaker 1: lived in La a long time. We've been through some
Speaker 1: serious earthquakes, serious earthquakes. So Steve, any advice, You've been
Speaker 1: through a lot of LA earthquakes, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, moves.
Speaker 1: My friends did.
Speaker 3: Move from last here. Man, you ain't no warning for
Speaker 3: the earthquake. Go to Florida. They take you three days
Speaker 3: in advance from the hurricanes is coming, they talked up
Speaker 3: and get on up out of there.
Speaker 2: You might have say goodbye to your house. But hey,
Speaker 2: at least you'll be safe.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, but earthquakes moved from New Jersey and New York?
Speaker 3: How often do whatever they have them at? I bet
Speaker 3: I won't be here for the next week.
Speaker 1: And it's not just the earthquakes, it's those trimmers, the aftershocks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of aftershocks in the Tri Stateium.
Speaker 9: I didn't feel it though I was in Times Square.
Speaker 9: I didn't feel it. I don't feel it.
Speaker 1: But really, you didn't feel anything.
Speaker 2: But Tommy will sleep though. Once I'm down. I'm down.
Speaker 1: So not even an earthquake and wake you up. I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: Wow Wow, So Steve says, moved. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of friends from LA that move, and.
Speaker 9: I stayed my butt in the house for that eclips too.
Speaker 9: I didn't want no part of that. I didn't want
Speaker 9: to what they say you could once they said you
Speaker 9: could be blind.
Speaker 1: If you look up, because once they tell you not to,
Speaker 1: you're you're compelled to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna you looked at it. No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't look at you.
Speaker 2: A lot of people was in the house.
Speaker 1: An't got time for the week that stuff. I'm getting
Speaker 1: my glasses. Look, it won't come back again for twenty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I ain't trusted in them glasses. I'm not
Speaker 2: looking up there.
Speaker 1: I don't need to. So what you're saying, I could
Speaker 1: possibly go blind.
Speaker 2: Mess around them glasses don't work.
Speaker 1: Then you have your real glasses and looking at.
Speaker 2: Watching this on TV, man, somebody got to recording.
Speaker 1: Of it, and again you cannot drive with those glasses.
Speaker 1: You cannot dry.
Speaker 7: Y'all to escort me to the stage because I looked up.
Speaker 2: Okay, she got the clip. What what do you see? What?
Speaker 1: It's total darkness right now in these class.
Speaker 9: Right you see the eclipse. If you can't see nothing
Speaker 9: yesterday you ain't seen nothing. Then white Folk told you.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: you will played on these classes. I got playing. In
Speaker 1: case you missed the guys, this past Friday was National
Speaker 1: Tell a Lie Day. Oh Steve, we'll talk about that
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Morning show. Well, in case
Speaker 1: you missed it, this past Friday, Steve was National Tell
Speaker 1: a lie day. How in the world do we miss that?
Speaker 1: It's a day you were there for, you celebrate we all,
Speaker 1: not a day that gives everyone mission to tell a
Speaker 1: lie without reason. Here's some interesting facts about lying before
Speaker 1: we get to everything. Okay, words lie. People tend to
Speaker 1: lie more in writing than they do face to face.
Speaker 1: That's what people lie in text messages, on social media
Speaker 1: and emails.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that they don't know they don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about lies? How about that they hurt they
Speaker 1: supposed to they heard who the person you're lying to.
Speaker 3: Obviously, lies don't hurt lives save lives, Lies save lives,
Speaker 3: Lies save relationships, live save jobs, live saves marriages. How
Speaker 3: do I look today? Set like diggest ada? That's the truth?
Speaker 3: That what you won't Oh gosh, damn what y'all won't
Speaker 3: come on? What else?
Speaker 4: All? Right?
Speaker 1: Lies add stress to your life. They can negatively affect
Speaker 1: your physical health. That's what you have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a lie, absolute healthiest.
Speaker 1: Right now, all things to lies. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: game here, Steve. It's called two truths and a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard about that, where it's where you
Speaker 1: tell us two truths and a lie about yourself. The
Speaker 1: idea is to keep the thing similar, so it'll be
Speaker 1: harder for us to guess if you're telling a liear
Speaker 1: or not. All right, so go to truth and a lie.
Speaker 2: I'm sixty seven years old.
Speaker 3: I weigh two hundred and eighteen pounds, and I've always
Speaker 3: struggled with my height.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Why did height have the thing? He could have done
Speaker 2: anything else. It just had to be hurt, all right.
Speaker 1: The truth is you're sixty seven years old. You are that.
Speaker 1: That's true? Uh huh, that's the true true. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: weigh a wait how much he weighs? About to wait
Speaker 1: to junior, y, Yeah, the height is the lie you've
Speaker 1: always wait.
Speaker 2: Wait I did? Okay, go ahead, what y'all think?
Speaker 1: I think the weight is a lie?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think the height is a lot?
Speaker 3: See right, to see how good I am? Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: sixty seven years old. Yeah, I lost thirty pounds. I
Speaker 3: weighed to eighteen.
Speaker 1: Now that's true.
Speaker 3: And I lied again because I struggled with my height.
Speaker 3: And I really don't just lying.
Speaker 1: To be lying.
Speaker 13: You're not even playing the game, right, You gotta lie
Speaker 13: about playing the game.
Speaker 1: But the truth, the height is the lie.
Speaker 2: The height is the lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I've always struggled.
Speaker 2: My height, and I really ain't.
Speaker 1: You haven't.
Speaker 2: I've been told my whole damn life in most rooms
Speaker 2: I've been in. I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't say that for everybody on his zoom. Oh,
Speaker 3: I was struggling. I thought he was telling the truth
Speaker 3: about everything. A little fellaw might might have a little
Speaker 3: problem with this. Hell, but you know, a little fellow
Speaker 3: what else you got?
Speaker 2: She whatever?
Speaker 1: Two truths and a lie?
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm sexy. Oh right there. I can't wait
Speaker 2: to meet Halle.
Speaker 1: Okay, really hurry, Herry.
Speaker 2: I love y'all.
Speaker 3: Okay, that all three of them was lie.
Speaker 1: Wait to meet now?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's a lie.
Speaker 3: You can wait and you will wait because never that's
Speaker 3: what was the first one you said? You said, you
Speaker 3: know you know here?
Speaker 2: And what's the last one?
Speaker 1: He said that he loves all of us? Lie?
Speaker 2: You just are liking me a little?
Speaker 1: Wow? All right? Coming up? Coming up the Nephew and
Speaker 1: Today's prank phone call right after this, You're listening morning
Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
Speaker 1: about four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today
Speaker 1: and the subject is big, black, beautiful and broke. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that. We'll get into it in just
Speaker 1: a few because right now it is time for the
Speaker 1: nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for
Speaker 1: his neph.
Speaker 2: Surely we got.
Speaker 9: We got a lot going on on these buses, these
Speaker 9: school buses with these kids. Some of these kids just
Speaker 9: they just they're just too heavy, you understand, And me
Speaker 9: being the bus driver, mister Ernest, I can't let these
Speaker 9: kids get on this bus if they too heavy. They yeah,
Speaker 9: this is because baby weight.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 9: We oh yeah, yeah, if I put the scale down.
Speaker 9: And when I put the scale down, here, if your
Speaker 9: baby get on the scale and your baby too heavy,
Speaker 9: your baby gotta walk to school.
Speaker 2: You don't get on the bus.
Speaker 9: These big babies are wearing these axles out.
Speaker 2: I can't, we can't. We just can't take it. I
Speaker 2: can't do. We can't do no more big babies on
Speaker 2: these buses.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, y'all got the walk we missed. I truly
Speaker 7: do these kids too big?
Speaker 9: Nowadays? They too big. They don't go outside and play.
Speaker 9: They sit around and hide playing a video game. We
Speaker 9: got to get out and walk.
Speaker 2: Baby. Wait, let's go cat though.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach traina police.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is Trina Triina. My name is Ernest, Ernest Murphy
Speaker 4: down here at the bus barn with the from the
Speaker 4: school district. Your son is devid Am I right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: Now he's in the fifth grade. I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: everything is fired. I think he's on he rides bus ninety,
Speaker 4: bus ninety three. Does he ride bus ninety three?
Speaker 12: Are you mean yeah?
Speaker 4: Number?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah he does.
Speaker 4: Okay, So now the school board has implemented a new
Speaker 4: rule and we're having to call a lot of parents
Speaker 4: and let him know about the new rule for us
Speaker 4: as far as the buses are concerned. Now, from my understanding,
Speaker 4: each child that gets on the bus has to weigh
Speaker 4: less than one hundred and twenty five pounds. That's what
Speaker 4: the new rule that is implemented by waiting board.
Speaker 15: What do you say that again?
Speaker 4: I feel each child that gets on the bus has
Speaker 4: to weigh less than one hundred and twenty five parents.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 16: I don't understand.
Speaker 10: So what's okay?
Speaker 16: So what what does that mean?
Speaker 4: So starting on Monday, Starting on Monday, what they're gonna
Speaker 4: do is they gonna the bus driver will have a
Speaker 4: scale and he will wait kids so they get on
Speaker 4: on the bus. I understand. Man. Then the doctor like
Speaker 4: I say, I'm calling, I'm calling every patent that they wait.
Speaker 15: He said, you're gonna you're gonna weigh my child before
Speaker 15: he gets on the bus.
Speaker 4: That's that's what the new rute. That's what the new rulee.
Speaker 4: If he's over one twenty five, then he still either
Speaker 4: have to wait, so you'll have to take him to school.
Speaker 15: I have a job, Okay, I have a job. I
Speaker 15: thought to take my kid in school, but doesn't I don't.
Speaker 15: That's what the bus explores. That's what my tax dollars
Speaker 15: pay for. The reasoning, the rationale behind this.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell you what's going on. From what
Speaker 4: they're saying, the weight of these children is wearing down
Speaker 4: these transmissions on this bus, on these buses transmission the
Speaker 4: transmission that cannot take all of that. So they are
Speaker 4: limiting the weight of each child. So now how much does.
Speaker 15: This over discrimination? I think that discrimination?
Speaker 4: But that is your son over Is he over one
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty five pounds?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: He is? Okay, and you're gonna you're probably gonna have
Speaker 4: to take your son to school or he gonna have.
Speaker 10: To walk running.
Speaker 4: He probably need to walk to school if he already
Speaker 4: hunting twenty five pounds the accident?
Speaker 16: Are you talking about.
Speaker 4: Them all I'm saying. All I'm saying is if your
Speaker 4: son is overweight one hundred and twenty five, you know,
Speaker 4: maybe the exercise are doing good. But like I said that,
Speaker 4: the school to allow him on the plus.
Speaker 17: Sir, I will not accept this.
Speaker 15: Who do I need to call?
Speaker 11: Is there a manager?
Speaker 15: Is there a city council member? I mean, this is
Speaker 15: seriously the lowstuf discriminatory practice I've ever heard of. It
Speaker 15: doesn't even make sense. You're talking about your child.
Speaker 4: I understand, but we're talking about a child way more
Speaker 4: than a grown person.
Speaker 15: To get What is your name, sir? Tell me your
Speaker 15: name again.
Speaker 12: My name is Ernest.
Speaker 4: I'm down here at the busball.
Speaker 17: I would like to speak with a supervisor. Like now,
Speaker 17: you do not get to speak to about my child
Speaker 17: that way. You can just speak to any kid that way.
Speaker 17: You should not be working at a school if that
Speaker 17: is your attitude.
Speaker 4: I now, I don't work at the school. I work
Speaker 4: at the bus ball, and I'm down here at the
Speaker 4: bus ball and they gave me your they have a
Speaker 4: tender day right because you're saying he's over behind in
Speaker 4: twenty five times.
Speaker 15: I am an absolute shocked.
Speaker 3: This is still okay.
Speaker 4: So do you have a fan child? I mean, do
Speaker 4: you have scuba? I'm sorry, do you have a big child? Listen?
Speaker 15: What my child looks like, how.
Speaker 16: Much he waits is none of your business. I'm going
Speaker 16: to call the school. They can be working with your company.
Speaker 16: If this is the way that you treat people and you.
Speaker 15: Talk about children this way and it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Matter with you, I guess what they're doing is this
Speaker 4: is the way of them approaching obesity, you know, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: to school whoever, whoever? All one hundred and twenty five eleven,
Speaker 4: the walk they might walk at all? Your son?
Speaker 16: Listen, listen, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Okay,
Speaker 16: I have to work. My son is getting on that bus,
Speaker 16: and I'm going to call the school boys and should
Speaker 16: not be working with you your mother bus company. I
Speaker 16: don't know what I'm calling the city. I will call
Speaker 16: remember the city to call that.
Speaker 15: You need to give me.
Speaker 16: A supervisor's name right now, right now?
Speaker 4: Do you think you need to start cooking different, but
Speaker 4: so devin On, have you know maybe maybe it's taught
Speaker 4: at home with what you feed me.
Speaker 10: O my body know.
Speaker 15: I am calling the supervisor. I'm calling this the city,
Speaker 15: I'm calling the school. I'm going to get so fired,
Speaker 15: like I can't even believe that you're allowed to make
Speaker 15: this call like our other parents.
Speaker 4: Okay with this, I'm calling. Well, you're on your way
Speaker 4: to work in the morning training. Do you listen to
Speaker 4: the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 12: Oh my god, yes I do.
Speaker 4: From the Steve Harvey Morning, baby, Yes, yes, yes. Your
Speaker 4: cousin Vicky got me the prank. Paul call you baby.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I mean I was like, oh my god, I love
Speaker 15: Steve Harvey.
Speaker 16: I love you. I was gonna heard that.
Speaker 4: God, you gotta tell me this baby traina what is
Speaker 4: the bad and I mean the baddest radio show in
Speaker 4: the lane?
Speaker 1: She Harvey, You're so wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah that what?
Speaker 9: Go ahead, miss ear. We gotta do some of these
Speaker 9: big old babies, surety, baby, you're big. They need to
Speaker 9: get a workout on the way to school every morning.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry too much.
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Speaker 1: beautiful and broke. We'll get into that right after this.
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew, subject big Black, Beautiful and broke. Dear
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, the love of my life is a six '
Speaker 1: four beautiful man that is black as tar with the
Speaker 1: straightest teeth I've ever seen. He's a singer with no gigs,
Speaker 1: but I've been patient with him since we started dating
Speaker 1: because he's a good man. He's messed up his credits
Speaker 1: so he doesn't have a car right now. I allow
Speaker 1: him to use my car when he's going to go
Speaker 1: sing and he brings it back on e because I
Speaker 1: don't want him to use a little money that he
Speaker 1: has on gas. I'm twenty nine and he's twenty eight.
Speaker 1: We moved in together, and my dad stopped talking to
Speaker 1: me because he knows my man can't take care of
Speaker 1: me like he should. My mama is my girl, and
Speaker 1: she encourages me to stick by my man because she
Speaker 1: said my daddy was about nothing when she met him,
Speaker 1: and she's the reason he got the good job at
Speaker 1: the school that he just retired from. I also told
Speaker 1: my mama exactly why I love my man. What he
Speaker 1: is lacking in money, he makes up for it in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. All I can say is that he's big.
Speaker 1: My mom noticed it one day when he was washing
Speaker 1: my car, and we got a big laugh out of it.
Speaker 1: That was the same day she encouraged me to go
Speaker 1: the extra mile and help this man get on his feet.
Speaker 1: But then there's the rest of society that judges women
Speaker 1: for taking care of a man. My man knows that
Speaker 1: my dad and my friends make fun of me because
Speaker 1: of him, but he still gets upset when I tell
Speaker 1: him about job openings that he's qualified for. The first
Speaker 1: thing that he says is I don't believe in him.
Speaker 1: It's been almost three years. Have I put in enough
Speaker 1: time to see that he's not going to change? Should
Speaker 1: I be patient like my mom said? Or stop supporting
Speaker 1: him like dad said? Okay, it's been three years. He
Speaker 1: should be able to show you something by now. If
Speaker 1: he's not making money singing, he's got to do more
Speaker 1: like get a job. And he's breaking the basic rules
Speaker 1: like using your car and bringing it back empty. That's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Who does that? I mean, that's the very least he
Speaker 1: could do. And the reason your dad is not with
Speaker 1: it is because he's a man. You're his baby. He
Speaker 1: wants and expects nothing but the best for you. Especially
Speaker 1: after three years with this man, it's starting to look
Speaker 1: like tall, dark and pretty teeth is using you. He's young,
Speaker 1: so I get that he probably doesn't have it all together,
Speaker 1: but you won't. You won't have anything either if you
Speaker 1: keep taking care of him. The thing is, he's a
Speaker 1: singer with no gigs. You said that everyone has to
Speaker 1: start somewhere, so he's got to figure out how to
Speaker 1: bring in some income. Until he can start realizing his
Speaker 1: dream of singing. It's not happening right now, and it
Speaker 1: could take a long time before he gets his break.
Speaker 1: If he ever gets a break, that doesn't mean you're
Speaker 1: charged with taking care of this grown man. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know your mother is on his team, and she
Speaker 1: helped your dad early on, but now she's got to
Speaker 1: look beyond his height and his looks and his sexual
Speaker 1: prowess and all of that to see if this man
Speaker 1: is really a good match for her daughter. Period.
Speaker 3: Steve, Well, It's a letter simple for me because I'm
Speaker 3: a father, period. I'm a dad, and I happen to
Speaker 3: be a man, and I happen to have been twenty
Speaker 3: eight and I have happened to have pursued a dream.
Speaker 3: So I'm all over this letter on both ends. The
Speaker 3: twenty eight year old and your daddy. Only problem is
Speaker 3: I've never been beautiful. That's it. I damn show been
Speaker 3: black and I damn show been broke. So letting me
Speaker 3: help you understand what you're dealing with. He's six four,
Speaker 3: blackest tar, straightest teeth I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: He's a singer with no gigs. Let's stop right there.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out on the limb and say this
Speaker 3: in case, ain't nobody thinking it. I don't think he's
Speaker 3: asked saying that. Good right, I'm just going out here
Speaker 3: right now. He's a singer with no gigs, Lady, he
Speaker 3: is pursuing a profession that he ain't good at. Ain't
Speaker 3: nobody asked you to sing at the wedding. Ain't nobody
Speaker 3: asked you to come over and sing at the old
Speaker 3: man graduations retirement party. You ain't even been asked to
Speaker 3: sing at a funeral. And that's why you ain't even
Speaker 3: really got to be good at the funeral you because
Speaker 3: they have to be the star that.
Speaker 2: Show is dead.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, you don't even get invited to be that.
Speaker 3: So he's a singer with no gigs. But I'm patient
Speaker 3: with him since we started dating because he's a good man. Well, okay,
Speaker 3: let me hear how good of a man he is.
Speaker 3: He messed up his credit so he don't have a
Speaker 3: car right now. Okay, so you got a good man
Speaker 3: that don't know how to take care of business and
Speaker 3: ain't got nothing. I will allow him to use my
Speaker 3: car when he has to go sing, and he brings
Speaker 3: it back on e Oh, that's a good man right there.
Speaker 3: Let me drive up all the gas out of my
Speaker 3: girl's car because I don't want him to use the
Speaker 3: little money.
Speaker 2: That he has on gas. Well, what is he using
Speaker 2: the little money on.
Speaker 1: His teeth?
Speaker 3: Some more off of that black s ski in its
Speaker 3: tall teeth whitenel damn show. I ain't spending it on
Speaker 3: singing lessons. So I'm just trying to figure out. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to get the good man. I'm twenty nine here,
Speaker 3: at twenty eight. We moved in together, and my dad
Speaker 3: stopped talking to me because he know my man can't
Speaker 3: take me and tear me like I should.
Speaker 2: All right, when we come back, I'll give you the
Speaker 2: rest of it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to figure out how he a good.
Speaker 1: Man though, Right, all right, we'll have part two of
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter, Big Black, Beautiful and Broke. We'll get
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. The subject is big, black, beautiful and broke.
Speaker 3: Here's this girl that's dating this six foot folk beautiful
Speaker 3: man that is black as tall, with the straightest teeth
Speaker 3: she's ever seen. He's a single with no gigs. I
Speaker 3: went out on the limb on the last break and said, well,
Speaker 3: I don't think he's sang that damn good because most
Speaker 3: singers that don't have gigs, it's probably cause they can't sing.
Speaker 3: Ain't nobody finn to pay you to sit up and
Speaker 3: bring your black ass down here. We look at your teeth.
Speaker 3: That ain't what we finn to do. I ain't got
Speaker 3: five hundred for you to come down here. He is
Speaker 3: up here showing his teeth, can't sing at all. But
Speaker 3: see he thinks he big, black and beautiful, so he
Speaker 3: thinks his beauty gonna get him a singing contract.
Speaker 2: It don't.
Speaker 3: Now you've been patient with him since he been dating
Speaker 3: because you say he's a good man. Well, I want
Speaker 3: you to show me how he's good a man. Well
Speaker 3: let's go. He messed up his credit so he don't
Speaker 3: have a car right now. All right, So this good man,
Speaker 3: he don't take care of business and he ain't got nothing. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's a good man. Okay, let's read on. I allow
Speaker 3: him to use my car when he got to go
Speaker 3: sing and he brings it back on E because I
Speaker 3: don't want him to use a little money he's got
Speaker 3: on gas. Good man, little money, use up all your gas,
Speaker 3: bring your car back on East. So now he riding
Speaker 3: around town flexing. God, everybody need to see these teeth.
Speaker 3: I'm twenty nine, twenty eight.
Speaker 2: We moved in.
Speaker 3: Together, and my dad stopped talking to me because he
Speaker 3: know my man can't take care of me like he should,
Speaker 3: as your father should, as I would. I'm not co signing.
Speaker 3: No dude that can't take care of my daughter. Man,
Speaker 3: you must be out your mind. I'm not finna shake
Speaker 3: your hand, tell you good luck.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: My mama is my girl.
Speaker 3: Now here's a perfect example of when it's time to
Speaker 3: stop being friends and you should be a parent. But
Speaker 3: my mama and my girl. She encouraged me to stick
Speaker 3: by my man because she said my daddy wasn't about
Speaker 3: nothing when she met him, and he's the reason he
Speaker 3: got the good job that he had at the school
Speaker 3: that he just retired from. Yeah, but your mama didn't
Speaker 3: stay with him three years though, and your daddy wasn't
Speaker 3: riding your mama coattail for three years. Yeah, and your
Speaker 3: daddy wasn't bringing your mama car back on. Ea. See,
Speaker 3: your mama ain't telling you this hire part. She telling
Speaker 3: you to stand by your man. But your man needs
Speaker 3: to stand up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I also told
Speaker 3: my mama exactly why I love my man. What he
Speaker 3: is lacking in money, he makes up for in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: All I can say is that he's big. Okay, well, okay,
Speaker 3: that's they're really close. Huh Okay. You then told your
Speaker 3: mama he big girl. And then and then my mama
Speaker 3: noticed it one day when he was washing my car.
Speaker 3: He just all his shorts was shortened. She just saw that,
Speaker 3: and she said, and we laughed real hard, you know,
Speaker 3: you know, you know, but but he was washing my carter.
Speaker 3: You know why, washing your car because he ain't got
Speaker 3: no damn car. That same day, she encouraged me to
Speaker 3: go that extra mile and help this man get on
Speaker 3: his feet. Okay, but is he trying to stand up though,
Speaker 3: or is he just laying over there on you? But
Speaker 3: then there's the rest of society that judges women for
Speaker 3: taking care of a man.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, sorry.
Speaker 3: When a man has two jobs that are undeniable jobs,
Speaker 3: and all of us have to fulfill this. A man's
Speaker 3: job is if he can't do nothing, he gotta do
Speaker 3: these two things. Provide and protect. Protect and provide to
Speaker 3: provide somebody's daughter with a sense of security, a shoulder
Speaker 3: to lean on and arms to run too. And somebody
Speaker 3: pick up your slack. Where if you just feel like
Speaker 3: today I want to be a girl, maybe going over there.
Speaker 3: I got this, but that ain't what you got. My
Speaker 3: man knows that my dad and my friends make fun
Speaker 3: of me because of him, but he still gets upset
Speaker 3: when I tell him about job openings that he's qualified for.
Speaker 3: You know what, because you sick of taking care of him.
Speaker 3: So now you sitting up in here laughing because he's
Speaker 3: big and he washing your card. He take care of
Speaker 3: beers in the bedroom too bad, y'all can't spend y'all
Speaker 3: life in the bedroom. Huh Yeah, See life start when
Speaker 3: you get out the bedroom. Now you tell him about
Speaker 3: job openings he qualified for, but he don't want to
Speaker 3: hear that because he big, black, pretty straight teeth and he.
Speaker 2: A non singing ass singer.
Speaker 3: Now he want to keep singing riding around it, Yo,
Speaker 3: damn card bringing it back on the flex and letting
Speaker 3: everybody see the white ass teeth he got. But you
Speaker 3: can't sing first thing, he says, I don't believe in him.
Speaker 3: What hell, it's been almost three years. You say it's
Speaker 3: been three years. Have I put in enough time to
Speaker 3: see he's not going to change? Do it look like
Speaker 3: he trying to change? Does he look like he trying
Speaker 3: to provide for you? Or does he look like he's
Speaker 3: enjoying riding round in your car black ass tar, riding
Speaker 3: round t sparkle like stars. But he's sitting up in
Speaker 3: here bringing it back on Eve.
Speaker 2: I am still hoping you.
Speaker 3: Man's merized by my pretty teeth. I'm sitting up in
Speaker 3: here going nowhere fast, but I'm counting on you to
Speaker 3: not remember my past. I messed up my credit. I
Speaker 3: don't have a car, But if you let me lay
Speaker 3: on you a little bit longer, baby, we gonna go far.
Speaker 3: I could finish this poem and write a whole lot more,
Speaker 3: But why would I do that? Because there's nothing in store?
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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it is Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Hard Morning show. It is
Speaker 1: time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got junior?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, congratulations to the women's national champions the game
Speaker 7: Cocks South Carolina. Yeah, old hour, And you know what, man,
Speaker 7: let just go ahead, just give it up for don
Speaker 7: Staley because when she was crying at the end, that
Speaker 7: means she really.
Speaker 2: Had an impact with these girls.
Speaker 7: She really did what she had to do with those
Speaker 7: young girls to go undefeated. And you know what she
Speaker 7: is not if I'm done, I'm going in there right
Speaker 7: now today and I'm asking for more money right now.
Speaker 2: I want some more money. Oh, they're gonna have to
Speaker 2: give it to him.
Speaker 1: Three national championships, did go asking?
Speaker 3: Woman right now is turning out to be one of
Speaker 3: the great legendary coaches in all of basketball. You don't
Speaker 3: do this type of stuff. She lost four starters last year,
Speaker 3: she sure did. And you don't talk about that enough.
Speaker 3: You're right, And then when all these games.
Speaker 7: And then one of the title and yeah, and you
Speaker 7: know what, she was so gracious to Kaitler Clark. I'm
Speaker 7: talking about from the championship pope, and you gave your
Speaker 7: opponent that much praise, That's that's unheard of. Most people
Speaker 7: take that moment for themselves, and she shared it for
Speaker 7: that girl because Kaylen Clark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a classic.
Speaker 1: Because whatever you want to say about Kendler Clark, she
Speaker 1: did change basketball for women. She really did.
Speaker 7: Her and Angelies and all of them, because women's basketball
Speaker 7: is almost damn near bigger than means. I'm gathering the
Speaker 7: viewership is there, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's there.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's always there.
Speaker 7: And you know another thing too, I'm gonna say this too,
Speaker 7: Tyra Eastan of the Houston Rockets. If you listening to
Speaker 7: this show, I mean, is again, were playing Orlando, don't
Speaker 7: you post a damn thing I forgot? Don't post nothing,
Speaker 7: don't say nothing, don't miss nobody else.
Speaker 1: Don't even say nothing. Jalen Suns, don't say nothing.
Speaker 7: Just put you on somebody take his phone right now
Speaker 7: before the game.
Speaker 2: Boy, you know what Junior is talking about.
Speaker 3: Everybody is the player on the Houston Rockets that posted
Speaker 3: something about Warrior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on and play. And that happened a week ago,
Speaker 2: and now he's still mad.
Speaker 7: I'm still mad about to cary that.
Speaker 3: Up because you don't even know who Tory Lane is,
Speaker 3: because he don't even play toy.
Speaker 2: He don't even play.
Speaker 7: He got twenty one minutes for the whole season his
Speaker 7: off which the last week of the NBA. Don't post nothing,
Speaker 7: don't say nothing, don't talk to nobody.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, if you want to impress me, you
Speaker 1: want to talk me. Taught me with a substitution that
Speaker 1: what I want to see get in the game.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: And you better not be on the Rockets roster next season.
Speaker 6: We don't.
Speaker 2: Just try to connect your anger to something.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to him, and I'll be in Houston in
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 2: I'll be a high clark. Come fine, that's why I
Speaker 2: get your ass.
Speaker 1: Whoop now, I promise been up.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody feeling help you?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: We can't get to you in Houston? What all up
Speaker 3: in these professional athletes face? You aren't cut for this now.
Speaker 3: You know you could run a little farty, but that's
Speaker 3: about you know.
Speaker 2: You woun't even sound threatening.
Speaker 13: Note going over at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: Man on social media, Steve needs some advice. He says
Speaker 1: his girlfriend thinks he's seating with his auntie. What we'll
Speaker 1: talk about this. You're listening morning show, all right, So Steve,
Speaker 1: this is from Terry and Steve Harvey FM. Terry says,
Speaker 1: what was supposed to be a magical romantic moment, Uh, well,
Speaker 1: it turned into an emergency room visit over the weekend,
Speaker 1: and now that's turned into a nightmare. A lot happened
Speaker 1: that night. I hurt my back. Anyway, while I was
Speaker 1: in the e R. I gave my girlfriend my phone.
Speaker 1: She used that time to go through my text messages
Speaker 1: and now she's upset and calling me a cheater. And
Speaker 1: the other woman is in reality my auntie, Peaches. She
Speaker 1: is mad because I told her that I quote love
Speaker 1: her and can't wait to see her in a few weeks.
Speaker 1: These arguments have been crazy. How much time is worth
Speaker 1: investing in this? It feels like this is a big
Speaker 1: old red flag from someone who's been seriously damaged in
Speaker 1: the past.
Speaker 2: Well don't.
Speaker 3: First of all, if you have nothing, then you in
Speaker 3: the clear, right. But you bought this on yourself. How
Speaker 3: so you gave yourself Everybody ain't going for this, aunt Peaches.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: I ain't never said that to now one of my
Speaker 3: fat I have ever seen a blow peach boy.
Speaker 2: Hell no, everybody, I have a mid named Peaches.
Speaker 3: Well all the peach preacher, Preacher, Preacher, preacher, the last
Speaker 3: preachures I've met.
Speaker 1: I gave money to hell So what should he do?
Speaker 1: He wants to know, is it worth investing in this
Speaker 1: RelA dog?
Speaker 3: I mean, look, man, if you I don't know how
Speaker 3: it is, but you know, look, first of all, you
Speaker 3: got to quit setting yourself up for failure. But all
Speaker 3: some women come with some baggage, man, and it can
Speaker 3: be worked through. She just got to learn to trust again,
Speaker 3: that's all you gotta admit it. Do sound a bit shaky.
Speaker 1: But you to my auntie and I'll see you soon.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 3: Got First of all, you gotta get on Peach on
Speaker 3: the phone to help you out. That's the only way
Speaker 3: you go. You gotta get a un peach on his phone.
Speaker 3: How he heard his back.
Speaker 2: Was different though, Yeah, that's what I'm trying. He heard
Speaker 2: his back. He didn't want to put that in the letter, he.
Speaker 1: Said, I heard my back anyway while I was in
Speaker 1: the e er. He just kind of brushed over that, right.
Speaker 1: I gave my girlfriend my phone. Are you and y'all young?
Speaker 2: It did something stupid?
Speaker 4: Are you own?
Speaker 1: But here's a clue.
Speaker 9: It was that Huh they got a front they got
Speaker 9: a front pocket on that gown.
Speaker 2: You could have put that phone up in that front pocket.
Speaker 1: Oh, in the hospital room in the er what but
Speaker 1: s I was saying, here's a clue to what may
Speaker 1: have happened. It was supposed to be a magical, romantic moment.
Speaker 3: Magical what happened didn't work out? That where he don't
Speaker 3: have the skill set people like you see dog, you
Speaker 3: on the vacation, you're trying to have magical moments and
Speaker 3: you want to try something like doknob died. You know,
Speaker 3: you got to know, you know, when you you nick
Speaker 3: it and you put your foot up on that doughknob
Speaker 3: to dive off onto the bed, First of all, you
Speaker 3: gotta have strong, stronger killers and then no toes gotta
Speaker 3: be grab that doknob and then when you jump, you
Speaker 3: got to you gotta have a strong back because you're
Speaker 3: gonna be an ass and damn there crack his back trying.
Speaker 2: He don't have it, shull, he gonna have it that.
Speaker 3: You gotta have old school love skills, you army crawling
Speaker 3: up to the bed.
Speaker 2: You gotta have experience like that.
Speaker 3: Then you come up on the bottom of the bed,
Speaker 3: especially if you're at a hotel, you gotta untuck that
Speaker 3: bed at the bottom, because they tucked that in real
Speaker 3: you tall.
Speaker 2: Your feet down there.
Speaker 3: Man, you break your toes trying to sleep under there
Speaker 3: on your back. Always got to pull that bottom out.
Speaker 3: This sounds claustrophobic. This is what happened to tall people
Speaker 3: don't work.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, So
Speaker 1: this week pro golfers will compete at the Masters Tournament
Speaker 1: in Augusta, Georgia. Amid intense training. Tiger Woods, who is
Speaker 1: a five times Master champion, has eliminated sex. So while
Speaker 1: he's training, no sex, okay, usually get it in. He
Speaker 1: wishes not to be distracted from accomplishing his goals or
Speaker 1: physically drained to do and complete all eighteen holes one
Speaker 1: of Tiger's buddies told the New York Posts quote, he's
Speaker 1: working really hard in the gym, he's eating right, He's focused.
Speaker 1: No sex until the tournament is over. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: anything to take away his focus.
Speaker 3: Tiger, don't nobody care but about your sex, laft, but
Speaker 3: just go ahead, and I wish you could win one.
Speaker 2: Mom. I just his health throw his back.
Speaker 1: But wasn't he having sex before it? When he was winning?
Speaker 1: Wasn't he a lot of right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to get back to them. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: get back to them glory days. Plus he's single too.
Speaker 2: I'll be all down a hooda.
Speaker 3: He wasn't down there he wanted. He wasn't with all
Speaker 3: them top quality. He had that one, the one lawyer girl,
Speaker 3: but the rest of them was walking out. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: was just he was just picking them off at late night,
Speaker 3: eating down then just down there, just changing lives and
Speaker 3: just bringing them up. Let me get and the lady
Speaker 3: and all down there, picking women, all their bodycute, jointing
Speaker 3: up all night. Dennis good, they're talking about them. Hell, hey,
Speaker 3: talking about the Grand Slam.
Speaker 2: I'm tired.
Speaker 1: Thirty three minutes after the hour. We'll play around him.
Speaker 1: Would you rather. Right after you're listening Hardy Morning Show,
Speaker 1: it's time for another round of would you rather? Would
Speaker 1: you rather be twenty five years old for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life? Or would you rather be forty five
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Five?
Speaker 2: Quarter five?
Speaker 1: Forty five five?
Speaker 6: Steve?
Speaker 2: Hell? Yeah, I have some money then, yeah, not broke
Speaker 2: twenty five? Hell no, Junior? Are you forty five yet?
Speaker 1: You're forty five?
Speaker 9: Right now?
Speaker 1: I'll stay right here. Okay, Oh, it's a good age.
Speaker 3: For you, jun No, I wear my forty five, My
Speaker 3: my forty five, Junior. Let's let's be clear now, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's yeah, let's not switch people now it's my forty five.
Speaker 3: But I don't want to be involved. I want to
Speaker 3: do forty five?
Speaker 2: But can I? Can I pick new people? Don't? Hell?
Speaker 2: I just go back to forty five and make all
Speaker 2: kinds of new choice.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have a messy house that you're not
Speaker 1: responsible for cleaning or would you rather have a clean
Speaker 1: house that is only cleaned by you?
Speaker 4: What? Now?
Speaker 1: Should you want your house to be messy and you're
Speaker 1: not responsible for cleaning it, or would you rather have
Speaker 1: a clean house that you have to clean yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's gonna be messy and I ain't responsible
Speaker 3: cause we're gonna get somebody in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not clean enough. No damn house. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you that right now.
Speaker 3: I told my wife that when we got married, you
Speaker 3: canna ask me to do anything you won't do. But
Speaker 3: I'm not doing no damn house. I'm not picking up,
Speaker 3: no launch, I'm not vacuum and I'm not.
Speaker 2: Vacum.
Speaker 1: A vacuum you with a vacuum.
Speaker 2: I just don't a vacuum. Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dog, I wasted some uh something in the floor
Speaker 3: one time, like some coffee grinds, went everywhere and all
Speaker 3: over the house one time, just a long time ago,
Speaker 3: just looking for a vacuum clean.
Speaker 2: May you say what you're looking for? A baby?
Speaker 3: I said, vacuum clean. She says, Steve, we have central
Speaker 3: fact lord in the Okay, Well, what what is that though?
Speaker 2: Where is it? She said? Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She said, have you not seen the house keep?
Speaker 3: It's what they do, you vacuum. And I never paid
Speaker 3: attention to what it was where the holes was at.
Speaker 3: I thought it was always thought it was in the
Speaker 3: other room.
Speaker 1: Vacuum in the closet.
Speaker 2: Thought it was a eureka, man, I've been looking all
Speaker 2: up dusty.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up our last break of the day
Speaker 1: and some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, this is
Speaker 1: our last break of the day and it is time
Speaker 1: or some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3: Well, it's been a good day. Let me ask you,
Speaker 3: guys a question, just off the top of your head.
Speaker 3: What do you all and anybody can answer this question.
Speaker 3: What do you think is probably the number one cause
Speaker 3: that gets in the way of people moving forward or
Speaker 3: what has gotten in the way of you over the
Speaker 3: years from moving forward, Because I mean it happens to
Speaker 3: all of us, myself included. I'm just asking a question
Speaker 3: to the crew.
Speaker 1: Fear of failure, tell your fear of.
Speaker 2: Success, sometimes trying to fix the past, wow, and lack
Speaker 2: of faith.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, let me address three things. This is actually
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to do this quickly. Let's talk about
Speaker 3: fixing the past. Let's talk briefly about fear, and let's
Speaker 3: talk about the fear of being successful. Let's start with
Speaker 3: the fear of being successful. A lot of people have
Speaker 3: a fear of becoming successful because they're not sure of
Speaker 3: the requirements that will be placed on them once they
Speaker 3: become successful. Some people think that they won't be able
Speaker 3: to handle the regiment of being successful, and that right
Speaker 3: there is you're not understanding how God works. God never
Speaker 3: puts you someplace He doesn't prepare you to be. Do
Speaker 3: you understand that as you become successful that you're going
Speaker 3: to be tested.
Speaker 2: You're going to be challenged.
Speaker 3: You're going to be faced with all types of situations
Speaker 3: that will better you, equip you, and make you the
Speaker 3: experienced person that you need to be to be in
Speaker 3: the place that you're going to finally wind up in.
Speaker 3: Stop being afraid of success and understand that God is
Speaker 3: not going to put you in a room that you're
Speaker 3: not qualified or equipped to be in. That's for starters. Now,
Speaker 3: let's talk about fixing the past. You ready, you can't?
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: You get no do overs in life.
Speaker 3: The problem that people have when they try to fix
Speaker 3: the past is because they are surrounded by people who
Speaker 3: are constantly reminding them the past and telling them you're
Speaker 3: not this, and you're not that, and you can't do
Speaker 3: this because you did that, and I remember when you
Speaker 3: did that. When you remove those people from your life
Speaker 3: who are constantly trying to remind you of your past,
Speaker 3: you will.
Speaker 2: Then lose the need to have to fix it.
Speaker 3: See, but you have to fix it when there are
Speaker 3: people in your life and including you, who keep.
Speaker 2: Bringing the past to the forefront to put it in
Speaker 2: your present.
Speaker 3: That's why the Lord's prayer is simple, give us this
Speaker 3: day our daily bread. The Bible very rarely talks to
Speaker 3: you about your past, because it's been forgiven, it's done.
Speaker 3: I haven't read a whole lot of scriptures to help
Speaker 3: me with my past. I read a lot of scriptures
Speaker 3: that talk about now. I read a lot of scriptures
Speaker 3: that talks about faith, the belief in things that you
Speaker 3: cannot see, trusting in his word, holding on to his
Speaker 3: unchanging hand, realizing that all things are possible through him.
Speaker 3: I read a lot of scriptures about that. But nothing
Speaker 3: is more prevalent in our life today than the Lord's prayer,
Speaker 3: which clearly says, give us this day our daily bread.
Speaker 3: Because tomorrow you have no control over now. You can
Speaker 3: have hopes for tomorrow, You can have plans for tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You can have visions and aspirations for tomorrow. But everything
Speaker 3: about tomorrow, which I have finally learned should be, should
Speaker 3: be tempered with the remark if it's God's will and
Speaker 3: in God's timing. That way, it releases me from having
Speaker 3: to be worried about the timing of an event, because
Speaker 3: just because it's been denied, just because it's been delayed aid,
Speaker 3: does not mean that it's been denied.
Speaker 2: I had to learn that, so fixing your past can't
Speaker 2: be done. What's done is done.
Speaker 3: First thing you want to do about fixing the past,
Speaker 3: remove people from your life who are constantly reminding you
Speaker 3: of your past. And then, secondly, forgive yourself, just as
Speaker 3: God has done. I used to do it to myself
Speaker 3: all the time. Even at my daughter's wedding, I made
Speaker 3: the statement, I said, I've spent all of my adult
Speaker 3: life trying to fix the mistakes I made as a
Speaker 3: young man. You know what Bishop Jakes told me, who
Speaker 3: was at my daughter's win He said, you too hard
Speaker 3: on yourself. He said, you too hard on yourself. You
Speaker 3: need to stop doing that to yourself, Steve. And he
Speaker 3: was right, because I keep trying to do that, and
Speaker 3: I had to stop and last, but not least, let's
Speaker 3: just talk about fear itself. The majority of us have
Speaker 3: a fear of success and a fear of failure because
Speaker 3: we don't have a strong enough relationship with God. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you, man, God erases fear. God puts you in
Speaker 3: a comfort zone. I mean, if you think about it
Speaker 3: just for a second. Everybody, everything that you've ever gone through,
Speaker 3: and I've said this, I can't tell you how many
Speaker 3: times on the show. Everything you've gone through, every challenge
Speaker 3: you've ever had, every setback, every hardship you've managed somehow
Speaker 3: to this point to get past all of them. Your
Speaker 3: track record for surviving rough days and challenges is one
Speaker 3: hundred percent. Why would God not continue to do that
Speaker 3: for you? Lose your fear because God is near. Lose
Speaker 3: your fear because God is near. Those are the three
Speaker 3: things I wanted to address. Thank you for giving me
Speaker 3: those closing remarks.
Speaker 2: I have a great day. Talk to God. He love
Speaker 2: to hear from you. See you tomorrow.
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