Speaker 1: What do you call a girl who lives in the
Speaker 1: beach Sandra?
Speaker 2: I thought about getting into archery, but there's too many drawback.
Speaker 1: After spending an hour unclogging the bathtub and sink, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling pretty drained.
Speaker 2: Why couldn't back afford Rent? He was baroque?
Speaker 1: Why did Frosty ask for a divorce his wife was
Speaker 1: a total flake?
Speaker 2: What chips do Cannibals prefer? Free toes?
Speaker 1: What do you call a maternity ward that serves pizza
Speaker 1: little caesarians?
Speaker 2: I only had hostess snack cakes with me when I
Speaker 2: had to force feed a young sheep to eat? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had to ram a lama ding dong.
Speaker 1: What do botanists say when punishing their children? This will
Speaker 1: teach you.
Speaker 2: After drinking a bottle of windecks, I wanted to take
Speaker 2: my clothes off and run around, but couldn't. It prevents streaking.
Speaker 1: Please stop it with the eclipse jokes. They just seem
Speaker 1: real shaedy.
Speaker 2: What did the dentis say to the computer this won't
Speaker 2: hurt a bite?
Speaker 1: Went to an Indian restaurant the other night. The food
Speaker 1: was so good I asked for the recipe. I can't
Speaker 1: share it though. That made me sign a non disclosure
Speaker 1: more Dad humor will waits right after this short break?
Speaker 2: Why did the football coach go to the bank to
Speaker 2: get his quarterback?
Speaker 1: I made sure my Mexican friend took his medicine because
Speaker 1: he was having hispanic attacks.
Speaker 2: I just want an award for my work designing tattoos
Speaker 2: of various felines, but for some reason it came in
Speaker 2: the shape of cow teats. It's an utter cat tats trophy.
Speaker 1: May Or Cole introduced a city wide law about salads.
Speaker 1: It's Cole's law.
Speaker 2: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use
Speaker 2: in two people remembering the same thing.
Speaker 1: What did the pirates say when he was on wheel
Speaker 1: of fortune? I'd like to buy an eye.
Speaker 2: What's the difference between a relationship and a video game?
Speaker 2: They both start off fun and easy, then get a
Speaker 2: litter harder. If you make it to the end without breaking,
Speaker 2: everyone is shocked.
Speaker 1: Where do you get dairy products in Saudi Arabia from
Speaker 1: the milk cheek?
Speaker 2: A rat jumped off a skyscraper and landed in the ground.
Speaker 2: It was a road dent.
Speaker 1: My computer was working really slowly this morning. I think
Speaker 1: it needed some java.
Speaker 2: Why did the skeleton give up playing football. His heart
Speaker 2: wasn't in it.
Speaker 1: Why do Griffin sit on top of buildings because there
Speaker 1: isn't a gryffin door.
Speaker 2: I used to go camping, but I can never do
Speaker 2: it again. It's just always intense. I'm Bob Jeffy.
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Speaker 1: My wife told our son not to play with electricity.
Speaker 1: Now he's grounded FO