Speaker 1: When your female sibling is in a tough spot with
Speaker 1: no solutions, it is a crisis.
Speaker 2: What did the cell say when its siblings stepped on
Speaker 2: its foot? Aw mitosis?
Speaker 1: What sibling fruits are the funniest? The punkins.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite memories is when my siblings and
Speaker 2: I would roll downhill in attire. Those were good years.
Speaker 1: What did the doctor tell her sibling after looking at
Speaker 1: her tilted nose the diagnosis?
Speaker 2: What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings
Speaker 2: in bread?
Speaker 1: What do cows call churned cream made from their half siblings?
Speaker 1: Milk butter from another utter?
Speaker 2: A group of siblings was really upset when they found
Speaker 2: out their pet bunnies had escaped. They were too young
Speaker 2: to deal with hair loss.
Speaker 1: How did lady's brother feel about her when he learned
Speaker 1: they were siblings? He was lukewarm.
Speaker 2: What do you call a male sibling who doesn't bathe
Speaker 2: another brother?
Speaker 1: What do you call a self centered female sibling who
Speaker 1: takes Sylphie's all the time and loves looking at herself
Speaker 1: in the mirror? A narciss sister.
Speaker 2: If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon, then awl
Speaker 2: be a monkey's uncle.
Speaker 1: How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb? Zero?
Speaker 1: By the time they're done arguing about who will change it,
Speaker 1: their mom has already done it.
Speaker 2: My sibling Tom wants me to be in goal for
Speaker 2: his football team. I said no, I'm not my brother's keeper.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned for more dad jokes after this short intermission.
Speaker 1: What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings? His sisters?
Speaker 2: I wish Disney Plus had decided to make Grogor the
Speaker 2: younger sibling of Yoda, then he could be named Broda.
Speaker 1: What did train say when they visited a sibling in
Speaker 1: South Korea? Hey, Soul's sister.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of post Malone's siblings? His older brother
Speaker 2: is called pre Malone and his middle brother is called
Speaker 2: present Malone.
Speaker 1: What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalize
Speaker 1: his siblings? A munchkin?
Speaker 2: My brother and I always had really untidy hair. We
Speaker 2: just didn't gell.
Speaker 1: I grew up in the circus in me. My mom, dad,
Speaker 1: and thirteen siblings were all clowns. It didn't pay much,
Speaker 1: but luckily we only needed one car.
Speaker 2: What do you call sleeping siblings? Napkin?
Speaker 1: My father was born as a conjoined twin. After the surgery,
Speaker 1: his sibling became my uncle. Once removed.
Speaker 2: We named our second kid as constant. The kid became
Speaker 2: a zero after we differentiated the siblings.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't make stereotype jokes such as something about riddnics
Speaker 1: marrying their sisters. Only a few of the Riddnics I
Speaker 1: know actually bothered to get married.
Speaker 2: Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother. Suddenly,
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 1: Know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called? Broco Lee?
Speaker 2: Did you know jar Jar Binks has a brother who
Speaker 2: is a famous author, George Orwell.
Speaker 1: My brother just broke the record by downing twenty two
Speaker 1: Russian jets in Ukraine. He'll forever be remembered as the
Speaker 1: worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force.
Speaker 2: A century ago. Two brothers insisted that it was possible
Speaker 2: to fly, and as you can see, they were right.
Speaker 1: My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were
Speaker 1: as kids, but I laughed more.
Speaker 2: For my birthday, my brother bought me an elephant for
Speaker 2: my room. I said thanks, he said, don't mention it.
Speaker 1: Two brothers got really mad at me today for calling
Speaker 1: them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
Speaker 2: My half brother and I are not allowed to play
Speaker 2: with chainsaws anymore.
Speaker 1: Did you know Albert Einstein had a younger brother named Frank.
Speaker 1: He was a monster Frank Einstein.
Speaker 2: Who was Obi Wan Kenobi's brother, Obi two Kenobi.
Speaker 1: My brother doesn't know how to change a light bulb.
Speaker 1: You could say he isn't the brightest.
Speaker 2: My brother tried to kill me using static electricity. It
Speaker 2: was a shocking experience.
Speaker 1: I got a PlayStation five for my little brother, best
Speaker 1: trade ever.
Speaker 2: My twin brother called me from prison. He said, you
Speaker 2: know how we finish each other's sentences.
Speaker 1: My little brother graduated clown school at age eight. Rather
Speaker 1: large feet for such a small guy.
Speaker 2: It's already been thirty years since my brother threw a
Speaker 2: wall clock at me in rage. Can't believe how time flies.
Speaker 1: I bought my little brother three socks for Christmas. My
Speaker 1: parents said that he's grown another foot since last year.
Speaker 2: My sister came out today and told us that she
Speaker 2: identifies as a musical instrument. I always had my suspicions
Speaker 2: about Armonica.
Speaker 1: My wife to our son, go brush your teeth with
Speaker 1: your sister. Me from the other the room, no use
Speaker 1: a toothbrush.
Speaker 2: I asked my sister what exam she was having tomorrow.
Speaker 2: She said, tomorrow is history. I replied, no, tomorrow is future.
Speaker 1: My sister fell in love with an astronaut, but it
Speaker 1: abruptly ended. Turns out he always wanted space.
Speaker 2: My sister bet me fifteen dollars. I couldn't build a
Speaker 2: car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face
Speaker 2: as I drove pasta.
Speaker 1: Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever
Speaker 1: mentions his sister Onya. She invented the starting pistol Omia Marx.
Speaker 2: My sister is addicted to break fluid, but it's okay
Speaker 2: because she can stop anytime.
Speaker 1: My egotistical sister liked to ride tall ponies. I often
Speaker 1: had to tell her to get off her high horse.
Speaker 2: CARDI b has a sister who is a runner cardiol.
Speaker 1: My sister said, these oranges taste funny. My dad said,
Speaker 1: what are they doing telling jokes?
Speaker 2: When Darth Vader died, I'm surprised his sister didn't rise
Speaker 2: to power. Hella Vader.
Speaker 1: Why did the middle child inherit the family ac company?
Speaker 1: He was the central heir. I'm Bob, Jeffy and I'm
Speaker 1: Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for National
Speaker 1: Siblings Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs
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