Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that challenged the Mona Lisa to
Speaker 1: a staring.
Speaker 2: Contest in one waw what yo, Lisa?
Speaker 1: Next time, I'll bring that weak Italian sauce when you face.
Speaker 1: Laser Stories a segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 1: have a laser.
Speaker 2: Those other craft wacaronis just down.
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sean
Speaker 1: Benward and his assistant Yvonne arrived at a local casino separately,
Speaker 1: but they both found their way to the same roulette table.
Speaker 2: About to go down.
Speaker 3: Fancy if he has an assistant.
Speaker 1: The dealer had no idea what was happening, or that
Speaker 1: the pair even knew each other, so after the ball
Speaker 1: was dropped into the roulette wheel, Yvonne distracted him, giving
Speaker 1: Sean ample time to make his move.
Speaker 3: What did he do?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: Sean isn't just a normal guy with a regular job.
Speaker 1: He's non in some circles as Shan the Great, who's
Speaker 1: a magician and illusionist.
Speaker 4: I never thought about the.
Speaker 2: D are you joking me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just enough time to swiftly place his bet on the
Speaker 1: winning number.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, and then he cut Yvonne in half,
Speaker 5: which was really awkward.
Speaker 4: And the doves flew out under the table.
Speaker 2: You get at and their plan worked.
Speaker 1: The couple allegedly tried out the scam five times over
Speaker 1: a twenty four hour period, and they racked up the
Speaker 1: winnings every time, walking away with over ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Yea, I was going to ask how much they were betting.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine like I'd like to put one million
Speaker 4: dollars on this one number incident? Gay bye.
Speaker 1: After reviewing the security footage, authorities caught onto their slighted
Speaker 1: hand trick and both were promptly arrested.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: You gotta do a little bit amount for each casino,
Speaker 5: not a big chunk for one casino. Yeah, I wish
Speaker 5: my grandfather would have caught me some magic tricks.
Speaker 1: The third degree felonies carry up to seven years in
Speaker 1: prison and fifteen grand in fines.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not even how much they won.
Speaker 3: They got ten covered of it, right.
Speaker 1: But Sean is in a little more trouble. The magician
Speaker 1: drove to the casino on a suspended license, so they
Speaker 1: charged him with that as well.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's like insult doesn't it feel like that?
Speaker 2: Was at another ten days onto a seven year sentence.
Speaker 3: Was it necessary?
Speaker 1: This? Next lazer stories out of social media one oh one,
Speaker 1: A woman on TikTok suspected that her boyfriend was still
Speaker 1: going to strip clubs even after he promised her he'd stop.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sounds about right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she came up with a plan. She put
Speaker 1: a tracker on his car and saw that he was
Speaker 1: in fact going to a strip club and followed him there.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, he'll still have an excuse when she pulled absolutely,
Speaker 4: I just get my buddy.
Speaker 3: He was like in trouble and I gotta go help them.
Speaker 1: But she didn't just confront him. She had a different idea.
Speaker 1: The lady stripped down to just her bra and put
Speaker 1: on a thong that one of the dances gave her
Speaker 1: the dancers. She had the girls give her a few pointers,
Speaker 1: and then jumped up on stage.
Speaker 4: This is awesome.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Get down from there. I don't want everyone seeing you
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: Even that her he's like true, come true.
Speaker 1: She walked over to her boyfriend and said, you want
Speaker 1: to show, babe, watch this show.
Speaker 2: So he was pretty upset, but she didn't care.
Speaker 1: She says she danced around for some of the other guys,
Speaker 1: flipped him off and grabbed the microphone, saying he would
Speaker 1: never see her again.
Speaker 4: That's a way to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she made a lot of money too. Definitely got
Speaker 3: some like trauma from the strip club.
Speaker 4: Now he's probably confused, like I'm so mad and so
Speaker 4: turned on too.
Speaker 1: She says she made one hundred dollars in tips dance.
Speaker 3: It's not bad for a rookie.
Speaker 1: The owner even offered her a job. Who but she's
Speaker 1: done stripping. The woman says it was a one time
Speaker 1: thing and she did it just to end things with
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, and of course for the great TikTok. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Hunter Bucks paid for her gas to
Speaker 4: go back home. Perfect.
Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of flying cars and life
Speaker 1: on Mars. Between the surge and popularity of electric vehicles
Speaker 1: to robots serving burgers, it's quite apparent we are now.
Speaker 2: Living in the future, oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Enter a company called Piazo Fast Forward, a robotics business
Speaker 1: that's quote building the first of their kind cargo carrying robots.
Speaker 3: Like a semi trush.
Speaker 2: Show you the pictures.
Speaker 1: According to the site, the small Wheels Droid follows you
Speaker 1: around and communicates through colored lights and lighting patterns.
Speaker 4: It looks like a V two D two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you put all your stuff on it and suddenly
Speaker 5: like backpacks with wheels are cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of looks like a suitcase, but just
Speaker 1: like a big round suitcase that calls you around.
Speaker 4: Like a hard shell.
Speaker 3: Yeaheah, and big wheels.
Speaker 1: For example, you can take your little twenty pound buddy
Speaker 1: to the farmer's market, then tap his hood to open
Speaker 1: them up and put all your food.
Speaker 4: Inside these fresh rashes.
Speaker 1: They say it has storage capabilities without having to fuss
Speaker 1: over multiple shopping bags, and it takes the strain out
Speaker 1: of lugging around any other cargo. But the question a
Speaker 1: lot of people have on the site is would the
Speaker 1: little guy be able to avoid stuff like poles, mailboxes,
Speaker 1: dog droppings, actually.
Speaker 4: A good babysitter you throw your kids in here, or anything.
Speaker 1: The company says it's working on perfecting it when it
Speaker 1: comes to obstacles, and others are saying that we're finally
Speaker 1: living in a Pixar movie.
Speaker 5: Real what it feels like so cool until the battery
Speaker 5: runs out and you have to carry it home half
Speaker 5: a mile.
Speaker 2: His next Lazer stories out of break Up Headquarters.
Speaker 1: A new study was just released that explored the job
Speaker 1: types and individual occupations that see the highest divorce rates,
Speaker 1: and no surprise, bartenders and weight staff top the list.
Speaker 3: Absolutely it makes sense.
Speaker 5: I mean the hours alone would kill a relationship on
Speaker 5: weekends too.
Speaker 1: No, bartenders have a divorce rate of four point three
Speaker 1: four percent, while wait staff have a divorce rate of
Speaker 1: three point four Those are over double the national average.
Speaker 2: Infinite.
Speaker 3: I'm not good with percentages, but it sounds bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And when it comes to types of jobs, military specific
Speaker 1: occupations like soldiers and such are next, then healthcare support
Speaker 1: like nurses or nurses aids, along with food service workers.
Speaker 5: Creamy, look at that, you guys for once you gave
Speaker 5: me a divorce survey where I'm not in it.
Speaker 4: Ah, right, I can't get a date, but your marriage
Speaker 4: will last forever.
Speaker 3: Ye that's right.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, heating and cooling mechanics are next, along with receptionists
Speaker 1: and clerks rounding out the top five.
Speaker 2: In cheaters, So your.
Speaker 3: HVAC guy is and lady is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you have to always ask is it hot
Speaker 4: in here?
Speaker 3: It's a pickup line no matter what I'm Yeah, I
Speaker 3: see it just a miscommunication.
Speaker 2: For both women and men.
Speaker 1: The three jobs that are least likely to get a
Speaker 1: divorce are clergy, pastors, and ministers.
Speaker 2: You know, farmers and ranchers.
Speaker 1: They're so isolated, and then physicians are well, then they
Speaker 1: make so much money they probably divorce. I know one
Speaker 1: guy who believes in forever love and he doesn't care
Speaker 1: what profession his partner has.
Speaker 2: As long as it's not a shoe salesman, then there
Speaker 2: could be some bumps in the road. Yeah, that sound
Speaker 2: means laser stores have come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We're going to do it again the same time on Friday.