Speaker 1: Oi, who it is uckly, we don't have time, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. This is Clova from Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: a moan And you're about to listen to a pollcast
Speaker 1: and I hope it's stilled soon because it's gonna self destructing.
Speaker 1: Three two one plug your.
Speaker 2: Is you guys? Remember the trendiest tattoo that you could
Speaker 2: get back in the late nineties early two thousands.
Speaker 3: Butterfly on your lower back? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I mean it's the lower back tat aka the
Speaker 2: tramp stamp.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But then something horrible happened.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: The movie Wedding Crashers made fun of them.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: And SNL did a really popular skit about it, So
Speaker 2: no shocker. They kind of fell out of fashion.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It made me feel good though, because you know, it
Speaker 3: was like in high school, all the popular girls were
Speaker 3: getting lower back tats and I wasn't popular, And so
Speaker 3: finally I was like.
Speaker 7: Hah, yeah, chokes on you now, why didn't you?
Speaker 3: Because it wasn't cool. I still am not cool.
Speaker 2: You could have been. But recently, a famous tattoo artist
Speaker 2: in La was interviewed about What's Hot Lately and she
Speaker 2: says they've been getting more and more requests now to
Speaker 2: do lower back tattoos.
Speaker 3: It's all because the low rise jeans man well.
Speaker 2: Including one woman in her forties who just got one,
Speaker 2: and she said she's been putting it off for years
Speaker 2: because there was the whole stigma around it. But she
Speaker 2: says it makes her feel empowered having Y two K
Speaker 2: printed right above her.
Speaker 8: But this time she could have chosen a different tattoo.
Speaker 9: At this point, I was hoping you're going to say
Speaker 9: it's Japanese writing that she has no idea what.
Speaker 3: It means her last name in Old English.
Speaker 8: Thankfully, how we did it for you.
Speaker 2: I could kind of see Alexis being into this and
Speaker 2: getting on.
Speaker 10: I am I wrong, but a lower.
Speaker 8: Back tat would totally be your vibe.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And.
Speaker 3: There was a girl in my high school who got
Speaker 3: one with like black light ink so it glows.
Speaker 5: That's how.
Speaker 2: I could see Alexis getting like maybe a designer handbag
Speaker 2: or just the words this side up.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tell us what you decide to go with elections. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it's time to get into the shock collar question of
Speaker 2: the day. And we have a bucket full of names
Speaker 2: We're gonna draw one out to you who gets asked
Speaker 2: the trivia question. If you answer wrong, then we're gonna
Speaker 2: get shocked while singing a song. So text into seventy
Speaker 2: five nine too and tell us which one you'd like
Speaker 2: to hear. Jose, you can draw one out because you
Speaker 2: had it last. Who'd you get?
Speaker 10: Jeff enjoy my party pillows?
Speaker 3: Okay for party, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put on the shot collar and all that
Speaker 2: happens digital. Jake, please write a shock collar question of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 12: Before a first date, Experts say it's best to know
Speaker 12: as much as you can about a person so you
Speaker 12: don't walk into something you weren't prepared for. For example,
Speaker 12: are they a psychopath?
Speaker 10: No question?
Speaker 12: Maybe they're a psychopath, but they work at home deposts.
Speaker 12: You can get a discount it.
Speaker 10: The handy psychopath.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 12: A new study looked at the top ways that we
Speaker 12: snoop on potential first dates, and seventy three percent of
Speaker 12: people say they've done it before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should, And then the other people are lying, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 12: The number one thing we do is check their social
Speaker 12: media accounts. Yeah, forty singles do that prior to meeting.
Speaker 2: A date autumn. Obviously, I need you to.
Speaker 12: Come up with the rest of the top four ways,
Speaker 12: in no particular order.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm assuming all of these are going to
Speaker 2: be online now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not.
Speaker 8: Like Brooks in the back alley like a raccoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, leftover sandwich in here.
Speaker 10: Bonu is I like him?
Speaker 3: He said social media? But it's he said, their social media.
Speaker 3: Does it count if you snoop their friends social media?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell, and like their exes social media.
Speaker 12: I'll tell you twenty five percent of people search their
Speaker 12: friends social media. But it's not an answer I'm looking for.
Speaker 9: Okay, I think it's I don't want to get serious
Speaker 9: right away, but I think it's common for people to
Speaker 9: actually do like like a criminal background checks.
Speaker 3: They cost money, Oh they do.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've done one.
Speaker 3: I only know one friend who's now husband got a
Speaker 3: background check on her and it gave all the wrong info.
Speaker 3: Just f yi. They said that she was married and
Speaker 3: lived in a different place.
Speaker 9: Let's go simple, honestly on the list for sure, Google
Speaker 9: Just google someone's name and see what because that's multiple.
Speaker 8: Like there were photo.
Speaker 2: A sneaky way that maybe not a lot of people
Speaker 2: think of is to find them on venmore. It shows
Speaker 2: one if they're legit and they're not a catfish. And
Speaker 2: then two you can see all their recent public transactions.
Speaker 13: I always and if they thanks.
Speaker 2: For dinner, then you know red flag.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and you receive their friends are cuter.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it's not green flag that they're actually
Speaker 3: paying people back?
Speaker 2: They're paying so many people that's a little bit of
Speaker 2: a red flag to me. Anyway, Let's get the question
Speaker 2: one more time.
Speaker 12: It's good to have as much info as possible about
Speaker 12: someone you're going on a date with. For example, if
Speaker 12: the person has on their profile that they're six ' five,
Speaker 12: then you meet them in their five to six, are
Speaker 12: they lying or was it just a typo? That's why
Speaker 12: experts say it's okay to snoop. And I asked you
Speaker 12: to come up with the top four ways, and I
Speaker 12: told you that number one is checking their social media accounts.
Speaker 12: You need to tell me the next three most common
Speaker 12: things we do. And because I'm six ' five in
Speaker 12: real life, I'll let you snoop on the correct answers
Speaker 12: by giving you a golden guess. Tell me something you
Speaker 12: think is on the list, Jeffrey, and I'll tell you
Speaker 12: if you're.
Speaker 14: Right or not.
Speaker 2: Is checking their Venmo on there?
Speaker 12: Ten percent of people look up their transaction history on Venmo.
Speaker 12: That's good for fifth on the list. Not technically a
Speaker 12: correct answer, Okay, I was.
Speaker 13: Just gonna say it, like LinkedIn like count a social
Speaker 13: media still there job?
Speaker 2: No, No, that's more of like professional networking.
Speaker 3: If you're not counting it as social media. Definitely put LinkedIn. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if they have like a legit job walking.
Speaker 10: It together, yeah, or you can see they have a
Speaker 10: new job every month.
Speaker 3: Or what about Google searching their address of where they live.
Speaker 8: Get their address?
Speaker 2: I would rather hack their doorbell camp might actually get
Speaker 2: in there. How about checking on their Spotify.
Speaker 3: That never Spotify is their names to see if they're
Speaker 3: lying about their musical interests. Find out.
Speaker 2: You're just seeing what type of music they like. And
Speaker 2: if you see they listen to a lot of Nickelback,
Speaker 2: you're like, uh oh, not going to go on the state.
Speaker 8: I think men would be scared.
Speaker 3: How many crime things you got it?
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to lock these in. So number
Speaker 2: one is checking their social media, two is googling their name,
Speaker 2: three is checking their LinkedIn and four their Spotify.
Speaker 10: Wow, sticking with it?
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 12: According to a new study, these are the top ways
Speaker 12: we snoop our potential date. Number one forty nine percent
Speaker 12: of people check their social media accounts gave you that?
Speaker 2: Number?
Speaker 12: Two thirty seven percent of people google the name of
Speaker 12: their day right. Number three thirty percent of people look
Speaker 12: up their date on LinkedIn.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, it's Spotify, you got it.
Speaker 12: I don't know that now. Your final guest was Spotify.
Speaker 12: Nine percent of people check out their playlist on an
Speaker 12: app like Spotify.
Speaker 2: So for six on the last I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: Number four was fourteen percent of people pay money for
Speaker 12: a real background check.
Speaker 10: I figured and I stated, I think anybody should.
Speaker 8: You wait a couple of dates to see worth the money?
Speaker 10: Like you kept trying to stab me.
Speaker 3: I wonder, then that's why you keep the first date
Speaker 3: in the public.
Speaker 2: Well, well didn't get it right, so I'm gonna get shocked.
Speaker 2: And somebody wanted to hear hips don't lie by Shakira.
Speaker 2: Oh baby, when you talk like that, woman go mad.
Speaker 2: So beat uys and keep on reading the signs of
Speaker 2: my body.
Speaker 10: I'm also reading body signs.
Speaker 3: Big.
Speaker 8: That was good.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. It's a shot collar question of the.
Speaker 4: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: So management keeps challenging us to step our game up
Speaker 2: and find new creative ways to make our show engaging
Speaker 2: for all the listeners. Yeah, yeah, it's hard, but this
Speaker 2: is part of our job and to me, nothing is
Speaker 2: more captivating than watching an episode of Planet Earth.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know that.
Speaker 2: That's what management, We could channel that?
Speaker 3: All right, what are you going to do here?
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 7: We observe the strange and peculiar behavior of the wild
Speaker 7: Radio DJ natural habitat the recording studio. Individually, they're quite underwhelming,
Speaker 7: often lazy creatures. It is the disheveled, hungry, and possibly
Speaker 7: sleep deprived.
Speaker 3: I feel for them.
Speaker 7: But if you listen closely, you can hear the mother
Speaker 7: of the g making a distinct guttural mating call.
Speaker 3: Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2: No fascinating, horrifying.
Speaker 7: Sometimes lets take a deep look into what makes these
Speaker 7: bizarre creatures tick and peek into the brains of this
Speaker 7: rare species with a brand new edition of What's on
Speaker 7: Your Mind?
Speaker 2: What is it that's coming up? It's Brooking, Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning and Hot Tip. If you see someone burying
Speaker 2: a child at the beach. That's the one time you
Speaker 2: shouldn't call the cops on that type of beha if
Speaker 2: you see.
Speaker 10: That literally anywhere else.
Speaker 2: Major point of concern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very good point.
Speaker 2: We got more useful hot tips right now when we
Speaker 2: do What's on your Mind, where we go around the
Speaker 2: room and ask each member of the Morning Show what
Speaker 2: they've been thinking about lately, starting with Brook, what's on
Speaker 2: your mind?
Speaker 3: So our family has been full baseball lately. Right, both
Speaker 3: kids are playing Little League. I'm coaching, assistant coaching, and
Speaker 3: we go we go to Little League Day at the
Speaker 3: MLB park, right a professional game. It's awesome. But as
Speaker 3: the game goes on, I'm explaining all sorts of rules
Speaker 3: and why players are doing this, players are doing that.
Speaker 3: And I played softball my whole life. And in the
Speaker 3: seventh inning, you know, everybody's standing up doing the seventh
Speaker 3: inning stretch, and the woman in front of us, it's
Speaker 3: like two grandparents sitting in front of us, and she
Speaker 3: turns around and she goes, well, you have been doing
Speaker 3: a great job explaining the game to the kids. Oh
Speaker 3: what kind of weird that you're listening foldation, But okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you, she goes. But but they're runs, not points.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, like the kids understand it as points,
Speaker 3: like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 15: Rule.
Speaker 2: You need to explain the rules the proper way that
Speaker 2: the rules.
Speaker 3: This is what drives me nuts about sports fans. Okay,
Speaker 3: so picky in terms of like exact verbige. Of course,
Speaker 3: I know it's runs. They're five and eight years old. Okay,
Speaker 3: they're calling them points. It doesn't matter who cares.
Speaker 2: Call them a touchdown when whatever, it's seven hors.
Speaker 3: Lady, I'm looking at you. It looks like you haven't
Speaker 3: picked up a baseball in probably three decades.
Speaker 2: Don't sit down right now, grandma.
Speaker 3: Honey, Honestly, I can tell you that she's not thrown
Speaker 3: over twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 8: I can tell you that right now.
Speaker 2: All right, So that's the last baseball game you're going to.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you her husband didn't chime in because
Speaker 3: he was embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I think have been right, Jose tell us what's been
Speaker 2: on your mind.
Speaker 9: So I don't know if you guys remember this, but
Speaker 9: about a month ago, I think a few weeks ago,
Speaker 9: I won.
Speaker 5: A date for the first time in like forever. Actually
Speaker 5: remember I took a girl to a soccer man.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, or.
Speaker 5: Or I'm sorry, soccer game or whatever you want to
Speaker 5: call it.
Speaker 10: I a soccer party.
Speaker 3: I just don't think it matters soccer thing anyway.
Speaker 10: So a few weeks that followed, she was.
Speaker 5: Out of town and then we all went on vacations.
Speaker 2: I told you that she was at town.
Speaker 3: She posted, but you're anyway date and there haven't been
Speaker 3: any follow yeah.
Speaker 5: Just because we've both been like in and out of town.
Speaker 9: But you know, I've always thought, you know, everything was
Speaker 9: still open and cool with us. And the other day
Speaker 9: I'm checking my social media and it's like her name
Speaker 9: is now in a relationship with some other dude, like officially,
Speaker 9: and they're announcing it on Facebook, and I'm like, wow, that's.
Speaker 10: Shocking because fast. So of course I'm petty, and I
Speaker 10: like a post that's.
Speaker 8: All I did, passive aggressive.
Speaker 5: Good for you. Yeah, literally, guys.
Speaker 9: Not even twenty four hours later, she changes it back
Speaker 9: to single and it's like, well.
Speaker 2: That was quick.
Speaker 8: That's what she said.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what she said, And I'm like, wait a minute,
Speaker 9: oh that was that was Like I don't.
Speaker 8: See any red flags this girl at all.
Speaker 13: He's putting this all on Facebook.
Speaker 2: Like that you left obviously we.
Speaker 3: Liked it.
Speaker 2: Oh there's still a chance and.
Speaker 5: To go to see it.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 9: And so coincidentally, my birthday just happened and I get
Speaker 9: a message from her, Happy birthday, handsome and a bunch
Speaker 9: of kisses. So anyway, I was going to ask you
Speaker 9: already mentioned it, but is that a red flag?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sad you're asking. I mean, I don't want
Speaker 3: to hang out.
Speaker 8: What's bigger than a red flag?
Speaker 2: Look for the status change on hoss face. Look out Alexis,
Speaker 2: tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 13: So my eleven year old brother is becoming like a
Speaker 13: clout chaser. Okay, so it started, okay when I do it,
Speaker 13: not him.
Speaker 8: Little Okay, it started.
Speaker 13: I told you guys, Star'd like control our accounts a
Speaker 13: little bit.
Speaker 8: And stuff like look on her.
Speaker 5: And then the other day he joined.
Speaker 3: Like Jose's twitch stream.
Speaker 8: That really stressed you out.
Speaker 13: It did, because he's doing stuff on purpose for me
Speaker 13: to shout him out, like he's trying to trigger me.
Speaker 3: So that I talk about him on the show.
Speaker 13: Well, he has more control than he's asking me to
Speaker 13: give out, Like he literally like can you give out
Speaker 13: my name, my school, and like my birthday, like you're
Speaker 13: eleven personal infirm. But so I just would warn you
Speaker 13: guys if patches the cat trolls you on anything TikTok
Speaker 13: account with my family cat.
Speaker 8: Yes, okay, it might be patching.
Speaker 9: The cat because I shouted him out on my Twitch streaming.
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, brother, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He's evil, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: So the house that I'm renting right now is pretty
Speaker 2: much in complete shambles. Oh, the basement is flooding constantly.
Speaker 2: You guys know about that.
Speaker 3: They put like a sub pumpet or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it just sounds like a toilet's flushing every
Speaker 2: five minutes. Multiple appliance is in the kitchen don't work anymore.
Speaker 2: The stove top burners, one of the ovens just doesn't work.
Speaker 2: There's light fixtures that are shot to hell need to
Speaker 2: be rewired. And our newest problem, we've got ants now
Speaker 2: raining down from the ceiling from those big ants with wings. Oh,
Speaker 2: they'll just fall from the ceiling in our living room
Speaker 2: and they'll fall down onto the couch and.
Speaker 3: Carpenter. Aren't they like eating your the frame of your house?
Speaker 10: Probably anyone.
Speaker 2: We told the homeowners they won't fix any of it.
Speaker 3: What they won't call an exterminator.
Speaker 2: None of that. And here's the best part. Just got
Speaker 2: notified this weekend. In addition to not fixing anything, they
Speaker 2: want to raise rent three hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 3: That's a big jump.
Speaker 2: And you know what I said. I said thank you,
Speaker 2: because the truth is, my dark, flooded ant factory home
Speaker 2: is still better than any other housing option that I
Speaker 2: have out there on the market.
Speaker 8: It's lastic. That's how they say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's outdoors have made.
Speaker 5: They're like these idiots.
Speaker 2: A text into seven eight five nine two, tell us
Speaker 2: what's been on your mind? It's Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Got a text into seven eight five nine two that
Speaker 2: says what's on my mind? I recently had to answer
Speaker 2: a security question to recover an account online. It was
Speaker 2: who was your childhood best friend? And I wonder if
Speaker 2: the person I answered the question too would have also
Speaker 2: answered my name's sad.
Speaker 3: If they did it, you.
Speaker 5: Know, yeah, I'll never forget. It was Chris Corey, A couple, yeah.
Speaker 2: Jennifer imaginary one yeah, right here another text him and says,
Speaker 2: I want a jackpot at the casino my mom's birthday
Speaker 2: this past weekend. Was I wrong to only give her
Speaker 2: a hundred bucks?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 15: Yes, yeah?
Speaker 2: And a text came in and says, my wife and
Speaker 2: I were joking around about our lack of intimacy when
Speaker 2: I made a joke about her probably getting some from
Speaker 2: her boyfriend. My six year old turned around and said, oh, Ryan,
Speaker 2: he's really cool.
Speaker 3: I feel awkward right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but keep your text coming in, hopefully more lighthearted texts.
Speaker 3: I mean, Ryan is.
Speaker 4: Cool, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: If you're on a hot dinner date, but you notice
Speaker 2: the person sitting across from you has something stuck in
Speaker 2: their teeth, No, is there a way to handle that
Speaker 2: delicately without completely embarrassing them.
Speaker 3: You've got to say something.
Speaker 2: You think you want to point it out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just maybe, like you just go.
Speaker 2: Or do you tell the waiter to reach in there
Speaker 2: while they're clearing the plates, or do you go the
Speaker 2: easy route pull out the shop back you have in
Speaker 2: your purse, not you tucking Everything's fine?
Speaker 4: Open a little lighter.
Speaker 2: Oh so, yeah, you like the scrap book? Tell me
Speaker 2: more about that? Got it away.
Speaker 3: We're why is the scrap booking weirder than the shop app?
Speaker 2: If you're ever in that situation, don't group chat about
Speaker 2: it with your friends. Come on to our show and
Speaker 2: tell your story to the masses. Yeah, we have more
Speaker 2: embarrassing ones just like that. When we do a Battle
Speaker 2: of the Tinder Dates coming up right after this.
Speaker 4: One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The question
Speaker 4: is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game
Speaker 2: show that encouraged Prince Charming to go on kiss that
Speaker 2: sleeping girl.
Speaker 9: Oh that is not true.
Speaker 2: No, Battle the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners
Speaker 2: go head to head to find out whose dating life
Speaker 2: is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just
Speaker 2: a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner,
Speaker 2: he always takes his dates to a restaurant where two
Speaker 2: of his ex'es are servers, just so he can watch
Speaker 2: the fireworks happen. It's brave days.
Speaker 3: Heyne managed to date a half of a restaurant. That's amazing,
Speaker 3: just like the cooks do.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: And in the other corner, he's the first person in
Speaker 2: the world to ever get a degree from an accredited
Speaker 2: university for a PhD in ghosting. Wow, gone, Shine.
Speaker 3: We just don't show up for class, right, Like, that's
Speaker 3: how it works.
Speaker 2: What's up, Sean?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 16: What's up?
Speaker 15: Guys?
Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant is gonna start
Speaker 2: by telling one of their worst dating stories. The other
Speaker 2: will try and counter with the nightmare story of their own.
Speaker 2: We're going back and forth for three rounds till we
Speaker 2: declare a winner. We're gonna kick things off with Brave
Speaker 2: Days Go.
Speaker 15: So I met this girl with a comedian, or at
Speaker 15: least I thought she was.
Speaker 14: She was.
Speaker 15: Yeah, she was funny at first, but then she wouldn't
Speaker 15: stop making jokes on that.
Speaker 3: Oh, try and material out on you.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and like, while we were trying to make out
Speaker 15: three times, he grabbed my boxers and tried to give
Speaker 15: me a wedget just to be funny.
Speaker 3: Oh, stand up comedian. I didn't realize you met junior
Speaker 3: high Comedia.
Speaker 4: Give me a kiss.
Speaker 2: Romance has changed, gone Sean, You're up all right?
Speaker 17: I got a better one. So I brought this grow
Speaker 17: back to my place, and before I did, I texted
Speaker 17: my sister to tell her to stay at her boyfriend's
Speaker 17: house because I live with her.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you didn't want her to hear it, man,
Speaker 2: I think it'd be weird, right, Yeah, maybe my day.
Speaker 17: She saved the night, right, And the next morning we're
Speaker 17: going to go to breakfast, and then she starts going
Speaker 17: through my sister's room and starts going through a closet
Speaker 17: looking for something aware.
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, I feel like this person's been
Speaker 3: my roommate before.
Speaker 16: I was like, no, no, no.
Speaker 17: No, no, no, no, stop that, get out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 17: She's like, what's the difference. Eventually we're gonna be sisters
Speaker 17: in laws anyway.
Speaker 18: Oh gotta go, Yeah, Brookie, don't borrow your sister in
Speaker 18: law stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean we're matching round too.
Speaker 2: Dave back to you get it.
Speaker 15: Okay. So this girl inviting me to play pickleball.
Speaker 8: With her, okay, nice.
Speaker 15: Yeah. So we get to the courts and a cute
Speaker 15: old couple asked us to play with them in doubles.
Speaker 2: All right, wow.
Speaker 15: So we start playing and my date yells at me
Speaker 15: that I'm going too easy on them. Oh yeah, She like,
Speaker 15: get to my face and tells me, if you want
Speaker 15: to win, am low because they can't Ben there.
Speaker 2: She's savage like her love and did you nah.
Speaker 15: Look, I had to apologize for the seniors, and I
Speaker 15: just had to leave because she was just too intense.
Speaker 3: I didn't want any broken hips on the corridor.
Speaker 2: She's right, you are, Sean, You're on the ropes here.
Speaker 2: You gotta hit back, all right.
Speaker 17: This one's weird. So I spend the night at the
Speaker 17: girl's place.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah.
Speaker 16: She wore me.
Speaker 17: She was a sleep talker.
Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, it's heard up.
Speaker 17: About ten minutes there, laying down, she starts having a conversation.
Speaker 1: Strange.
Speaker 17: I can't really hear what she's saying, ye, but she's
Speaker 17: laughing and a little bit she's giggling. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 17: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 12: So I go to wake her up, and.
Speaker 16: I see she's laying with her phone on her ear
Speaker 16: and actually talk with her long distance boyfriend.
Speaker 2: He's like, what's up?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: On to the third and final round, gentlemen, We need
Speaker 2: your best stories here, brave Dave, What do you got?
Speaker 15: I got you? So I was at a girl's place
Speaker 15: and I made the mistake of telling her I had
Speaker 15: a date the next day.
Speaker 3: That's rude.
Speaker 15: Yeah, she doesn't seem like too mad because she offered
Speaker 15: me to give me a massage, right, oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 15: so I thought she was just trying to like step
Speaker 15: it up a level Dan.
Speaker 2: Flirty, Yeah, your next girl won't do this for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Well, it turned out that the lotion she was using
Speaker 15: on me was fake tanning lotions evil brilliant, that is brilliant,
Speaker 15: that is really slowly And by the next day when
Speaker 15: I woke up, I was orange.
Speaker 2: Just on the shoulders, and next.
Speaker 3: I was like, let me open up your sinuses.
Speaker 5: Imagine the street.
Speaker 2: Shut dude, you got your work cut out for your heir,
Speaker 2: last chance.
Speaker 12: All right.
Speaker 17: So this girl asked me to do a peloton workout
Speaker 17: with her. Right, so we're side by side, we're doing
Speaker 17: a class when she starts crying while she's peddling.
Speaker 2: Did the instructor tell you to cry at that point?
Speaker 2: Because it justs to follow what they say? Honestly, I
Speaker 2: don't blame r cry. When I knew.
Speaker 16: Yeah, oh see, that's what I thought too, I was like, oh,
Speaker 16: it's just hard.
Speaker 17: So I was like, are you okay, and she's like yeah,
Speaker 17: I'm just gonna keep going, and I was like.
Speaker 16: Okay, and more tears and bawling, and I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Is it like the music is triggering for her something?
Speaker 16: I didn't know what it was, so I just I
Speaker 16: was like, what's going on? And she points to the
Speaker 16: screen and says the Peloton coach was her.
Speaker 8: Ex she was.
Speaker 3: Taking this class.
Speaker 16: No, she says, it's like motivates her to get a
Speaker 16: better body.
Speaker 2: That final bell means the match is over. We've got
Speaker 2: to score this judge, So alexis who wins?
Speaker 3: I'm going Dave because I know how bad Orange Hand
Speaker 3: can be. Brave Dave, Orange Dave for me to congratulations Dave.
Speaker 2: Your dating life is so horrible. Even Taylor Swift is
Speaker 2: jealous of you. Yeah, that was Battle of the Tender Dates.
Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up next.
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: A lot of times when you hear us do these
Speaker 2: prank calls on the show, We're trying to get under
Speaker 2: people's skin. Oh yeah, frustrate them, push him to the edge.
Speaker 2: So how does it happen where the guy we call
Speaker 2: is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the
Speaker 2: ones frustrated with or should I say jose In the
Speaker 2: world of Clover, former Black ops m I six and
Speaker 2: his mission definitely did not go as plan. In your
Speaker 2: brand new phone, tap right now another Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oi is this shown to.
Speaker 6: Speaking?
Speaker 1: Who is this mean? Nimes? Frank but me mits call
Speaker 1: me krom on me head a pardon for Saturday? The
Speaker 1: the what the helly tour? Yeah? For Saturday? Two passengers.
Speaker 6: Oh you're in roight helicopter. Helicopter Yeah, as we booked
Speaker 6: the helicopter tour, you know, a bit slow. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.
Speaker 1: What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.
Speaker 6: Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.
Speaker 6: We've we've never done a helicopter tour of anything before,
Speaker 6: so we thought it'd be a fun way to see
Speaker 6: the city.
Speaker 1: Say the city wink, Oh gotcha. That's a good cover.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a
Speaker 1: comedian on the squad since I was tracking an arms
Speaker 1: much in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.
Speaker 6: Oh you do toursm in Croatia. That's fun.
Speaker 2: It was fun at all?
Speaker 1: Can you say the things I've seen. Mate, you don't
Speaker 1: even say the word fun even though I just said it.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I
Speaker 6: guess all.
Speaker 1: Right, small talk. Tell me about your partner.
Speaker 6: Uh, well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for
Speaker 6: almost two years. No kids, but we do have a
Speaker 6: golden lab at home named Noodle.
Speaker 1: Oh you should have brought him Alome could have using
Speaker 1: a tack dog where we're headed.
Speaker 6: Oh no, she's not an attack dog. He likes frisbees.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of things flowing, do the hair. You're gonna
Speaker 1: need to make the drump when I give the green light.
Speaker 1: It's a small window. No time for body Wallack's all right,
Speaker 1: get in, get out, get it done.
Speaker 15: Excuse me.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Look, there's gonna be always on this bird. So once
Speaker 1: we're airborne, you and your partner need to act like tourists.
Speaker 1: Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.
Speaker 6: Copy we are tourists, actually.
Speaker 4: Right, shure you are?
Speaker 1: You know I'm GGI indeed, Oh hey, do you have
Speaker 1: any questions for me? Because you should, mate.
Speaker 6: No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can
Speaker 6: you get some good photos from the helicopter.
Speaker 1: Listen, once we fly already antenna on the top of
Speaker 1: the Royka building, you'll kick open the door in a
Speaker 1: helly take the package out from under your seat and
Speaker 1: make the drop, and we're gonna be belly up. Whiskey tango.
Speaker 6: Oh well, Valini don't drink, so no whiskey for us, thanks.
Speaker 1: Wait a tick. You're playing a role of a tourists
Speaker 1: a little too well? Right now? What's the code word?
Speaker 6: The mean the confirmation number? Hold on? Hold on, I
Speaker 6: got no, I have that right here.
Speaker 1: Not the confirmation the code word.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give
Speaker 6: me a second.
Speaker 2: I forget that.
Speaker 1: I need to know who you work for.
Speaker 6: Who do I work for? Insurance? I'm a rep. Do
Speaker 6: you you need coverage on a home, boat or auto?
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay if you don't
Speaker 1: give me the code wed in the next five seconds.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my
Speaker 6: work policy.
Speaker 1: So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name
Speaker 1: red Wolf, won't you?
Speaker 6: Uh? Sorry?
Speaker 1: What I remember you from wu Tussen on the Russian
Speaker 1: express train through So I be area what good times?
Speaker 6: I think You've got the wrong person. This is the
Speaker 6: helicopter tours right.
Speaker 1: No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's broken.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: It's what.
Speaker 1: It's a prank. And even though I'd like it to be,
Speaker 1: this isn't my real voice.
Speaker 6: This is.
Speaker 9: What My name's Jose from the Radioto Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 9: in the Morning. Your wife set you up for a
Speaker 9: phone tap.
Speaker 6: Oh oh that's un't not see that coming.
Speaker 1: But for the record, reach under your seat during the
Speaker 1: Helly Tour and if there is a package, grab it,
Speaker 1: grab a parachute and just jump out.
Speaker 6: All right, We'll do fun.
Speaker 4: I wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 4: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Is it okay to do the same thing or the
Speaker 2: same activity twice in one date?
Speaker 10: I guess it depends. I can't think of it.
Speaker 3: Think of one times.
Speaker 2: Jo, I'm talking about going someplace or doing something in public,
Speaker 2: because one of our listeners did something three separate times,
Speaker 2: not that during their hangout. Good job, But by the
Speaker 2: end we finally heard the reason why they kept repeating
Speaker 2: the same activity, and it made total sense. You're gonna
Speaker 2: hear it in a second Date update. Next the Second
Speaker 2: Date Updated, Brooke, I don't know how you feel about
Speaker 2: meeting guys at the gym. The gym, Yeah, are you
Speaker 2: worried about that? Because it's usually like pretty loud in
Speaker 2: there and you're sweating. And we know Brooke that you
Speaker 2: don't wear deodorant at least not deodorants that work. You
Speaker 2: like to do that organic stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how else do you send your pheromones
Speaker 3: out over the world? Defrie?
Speaker 5: Okay, hot guy deterrent?
Speaker 2: Is that what that smell is when I go in
Speaker 2: the gym? I don't know. It might not be the
Speaker 2: cutest look sometimes, but that's where one of our listeners, Vanessa,
Speaker 2: says she ended up meeting a guy over at her
Speaker 2: local gym and it seems to work out okay for
Speaker 2: her until it didn't.
Speaker 3: Maybe I get deodorant brands maybe, And.
Speaker 2: What type of deodorant do you use?
Speaker 11: I'm a girl that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Is that okay for you?
Speaker 6: Brooke?
Speaker 3: Alex, go a little bit or natural?
Speaker 18: Maybe just try like mayonnaise and lemon jee unless unless
Speaker 18: it's an actual dove alive dove.
Speaker 10: The dove is Dad it's time to change it out.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you for the recommendation on the deodorant,
Speaker 2: but let's focus on your love life here. Tell us
Speaker 2: about the guy that you met when you were at
Speaker 2: the gym totally.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 11: I was working out the other day, you know, across
Speaker 11: the room, I kind of saw this guy. He was cute,
Speaker 11: of course, in really good shape, and I kept glancing,
Speaker 11: but I was trying not to make it obvious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it could be so awkward if you
Speaker 3: get caught staring.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no matter what you're a guy.
Speaker 3: Or I mean, nobody really likes that at the gym,
Speaker 3: or do they?
Speaker 11: I mean, some people are checking themselves out the whole time.
Speaker 2: The people are Sometimes it's kind of like a confidence
Speaker 2: boost to notice somebody glancing at you.
Speaker 3: But sure, how did you get his attention?
Speaker 11: Well, it wasn't on purpose that we kind of like
Speaker 11: locked eyes through the mirror, you know. Yeah, So, in
Speaker 11: order to make it up be super awkward, since he
Speaker 11: knew now I was looking at him, I went over
Speaker 11: and I asked if he would spot me to do
Speaker 11: some squads.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice, that's forward.
Speaker 13: It gips risky because you can't tell this single or
Speaker 13: not sometimes, but if you're just asking for a.
Speaker 2: Spot you're just asking, Like, did you get this guy's
Speaker 2: name during this whole encounter?
Speaker 11: Yeah? His name is Alex.
Speaker 3: Okay, and how did the spotting go?
Speaker 2: Really well?
Speaker 11: Like he was supporting me and encouraging and just super
Speaker 11: nice and sweet.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. So you were able to turn that into
Speaker 3: something else.
Speaker 11: Well, yes, So the rest of the workouts, we kind
Speaker 11: of were just like near each other doing our own thing,
Speaker 11: and then we kind of finished around the same time.
Speaker 11: So when we were leaving, he asked if I wanted
Speaker 11: to go across the street and get some coffee. Oh cute, Yeah,
Speaker 11: I didn't know plans. So we went got to coffee
Speaker 11: and it just felt so like natural and comfortable, like.
Speaker 3: And it's so awesome to have like an impromptu date
Speaker 3: on that because no one can cancel, you know, like
Speaker 3: there's no lead up, it's just happening.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What did you guys connect over besides working out?
Speaker 11: Well, like our jobs are somewhat similar, we touched about family.
Speaker 11: I mean yeah, we talked about everything.
Speaker 3: Really, how long did you hang out?
Speaker 2: No one cares about any of that. Let's move on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what happened? After coffee was at the end of it.
Speaker 11: It was not. So it was like a super nice
Speaker 11: day out and I feel like neither of us wanted
Speaker 11: it to end. So we ended up going to the
Speaker 11: park and like walking around.
Speaker 10: Yes, we just lay down.
Speaker 2: You guys are in both in good shape.
Speaker 3: At least, but this time you're like dried, sweaty, you know,
Speaker 3: a good point.
Speaker 2: Was there anything weird that was happening during this encounter,
Speaker 2: like a coffee or at the park?
Speaker 11: No, the park was actually so fun. We were walking
Speaker 11: and we I mentioned how I also do yoga, and
Speaker 11: I ended up showing him some yoga poses in the park.
Speaker 3: You guys are that fick couple in the park? Ye
Speaker 3: Fandacks looking great doing yoga poses?
Speaker 2: Oh god?
Speaker 3: Did he like that?
Speaker 11: She seemed to, because then we kind of finished our
Speaker 11: walk around the park and he was like, I'm kind
Speaker 11: of a coffee addict. Do you want to go get
Speaker 11: another coffee?
Speaker 4: WHOA?
Speaker 3: I mean, do you think at this point you should
Speaker 3: have like bowed out, like like the momentum is good,
Speaker 3: that's when you leave leave him wanting more.
Speaker 11: But we had more momentum.
Speaker 18: I feel like he's going to be like, you want
Speaker 18: to go back to the gym now, because he's just.
Speaker 8: Not very creative.
Speaker 9: Like a coffee park.
Speaker 13: How was second coffee also amazing?
Speaker 2: See a pattern here? Okay, you want to go look
Speaker 2: into some mirror or is he still there with you?
Speaker 11: I mean I hate to just put this out on
Speaker 11: the radio, but I ended up staying the night.
Speaker 8: Who shower?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean there was some food. There was some shower.
Speaker 11: I couldn't have like subsided totally on just coffee alone.
Speaker 3: And I bet you guys stayed up late. After all
Speaker 3: that coffee.
Speaker 11: Everything stayed awesome, Like he was really sweet. The next
Speaker 11: morning he walked me out. We ended up walking down
Speaker 11: the street to Starbucks and had our morning coffee together.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Okay, and so was that the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like a whole relationship.
Speaker 11: We stood a whole week's worth in one.
Speaker 3: Days, and you haven't heard anything exactly.
Speaker 11: This is why now I have to call you. It's
Speaker 11: been a few days. Suddenly you were cold, so like
Speaker 11: I literally know nothing.
Speaker 5: Well, this is a good thing.
Speaker 9: Sometimes one date it can turn into a whole weekend.
Speaker 9: You know, it's a good thing. If you were both
Speaker 9: on the same page. Who are we to say, this
Speaker 9: is bad.
Speaker 2: But sometimes hanging out too much that's like the kiss
Speaker 2: of death. Yeah, yeah, let's find out. Sit tight, we'll
Speaker 2: come back. We'll call Alex for you and try and
Speaker 2: get you your second date update right after this.
Speaker 11: Okay, perfect thank you date.
Speaker 2: It's a date that started off amazing. They locked eyes
Speaker 2: across a crowded gym, had an instant vibe going, decided
Speaker 2: to hang out. Okay, but fourteen hours and two hundred
Speaker 2: cups of coffee later, they're not speaking to each other anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: our listener Vanessa doesn't blame Brook for that.
Speaker 3: Good Why was she?
Speaker 2: I do what? I don't know, just feel right? Okay,
Speaker 2: But we don't know what the reason is actually for
Speaker 2: why her date Alex isn't calling her back.
Speaker 3: Maybe he just hasn't had his coffee yet, you know, maybe.
Speaker 5: He's finally asleep after seven days.
Speaker 3: You made a caffeine coma. Yeah, maybe possibly.
Speaker 2: But it is odd because she ended up spending the
Speaker 2: night over at Alex's place.
Speaker 3: And they went to coffee afterwards. Yeah, like usually, if
Speaker 3: it's gonna be weird and awkward, there's a reason that
Speaker 3: you have to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we have a mystery on our hands. We're
Speaker 2: going to get to the bottom of it. How are
Speaker 2: you feeling here, Vanessa? Do you need some coffee?
Speaker 11: No? I am good, I'm confident. I'm ready for you
Speaker 11: guys to help.
Speaker 3: What do you think it is? Just any guesses before
Speaker 3: we call?
Speaker 11: No, I really had so much fun. I just don't
Speaker 11: even know.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm wondering what her coffee order is.
Speaker 8: Is it weird?
Speaker 2: You guys?
Speaker 3: She stayed the night and he took her out to
Speaker 3: coffee again this morning.
Speaker 5: Oh big spoon.
Speaker 3: Maybe he wanted to be sir stick copy jokes.
Speaker 2: We're gonna on that note, call Alex for you and
Speaker 2: try and get your second data up date. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: let's two. I think here we go. Hello, Hey, is
Speaker 2: this Alex?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 14: This is Alan Alan?
Speaker 10: Alan?
Speaker 3: Do you know Alex?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 15: This is Alan.
Speaker 14: I'm pretty sure I know my name.
Speaker 5: I don't know the radio show calling him.
Speaker 2: You didn't have a roommate named Alex or something or
Speaker 2: someone who shares this potel?
Speaker 14: No, who is this hey? Going on?
Speaker 2: You were a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Can we get the name wrong?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Repeated it's along.
Speaker 2: One of our lists is a girl that says that
Speaker 2: she went on a date with you. Did you go
Speaker 2: out with someone recently that you met at a jim.
Speaker 14: I'm pretty sure I know you're talking about Vanessa.
Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, yeah, okay, oh no, did she get
Speaker 3: your name wrong?
Speaker 14: Yeah? I mean, honestly, the day was going great, but
Speaker 14: she just kept calling me all these different names. She
Speaker 14: called me Andrew, she called me Andy, whoa, She called
Speaker 14: me Alan at one point. She got my name right
Speaker 14: at one point. Yeah, Now she called me Aaron like
Speaker 14: a second later.
Speaker 3: I don't get it though. It sounds like you're mad
Speaker 3: at her, but I mean, this is the woman that
Speaker 3: stayed the night at your house, right, yeah.
Speaker 14: I mean it was crazy, like I kept taking us
Speaker 14: to Starbucks because we they would call my name out
Speaker 14: like it was I was trying to get her on.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, ro She mentioned going to the coffee shop
Speaker 2: a bunch of times during your date, but she said
Speaker 2: it's because you were a coffee addict. That's what you
Speaker 2: told her.
Speaker 14: I was just trying to be subtle and that this
Speaker 14: is my name.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So you are going taking her so
Speaker 3: that the barista would call out your.
Speaker 14: Name Alan, So they're yelling my name over it all.
Speaker 3: That is so uncomfortable. Why didn't you tell me? Why
Speaker 3: weren't you just more direct or like I did.
Speaker 14: I did correct her, but the second time of correcting her,
Speaker 14: I just thought Starbucks would fix it, right, But.
Speaker 3: You corrected her twice. Of course, what did she say
Speaker 3: when you told her that's not my name, my name's Alan.
Speaker 14: She just smiled and said okay, huh.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't even.
Speaker 2: In her eyes looking at him, like whatever you say.
Speaker 14: I was ready to suggest, like tattoos, that we could
Speaker 14: get over each of our names.
Speaker 2: But I'm willing to bet that if we talked to
Speaker 2: her randomly right now, that she would get your name right,
Speaker 2: I hope, And we should put it to the test,
Speaker 2: because she's randomly on the phone right now listening and
Speaker 2: one to talk to you Allan, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 14: I don't really know what to say.
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. I listened to your
Speaker 11: whole thing. I just kind of have a bad memory sometimes,
Speaker 11: like if I'm wrapped up in the moment, I don't
Speaker 11: pay attention to the details.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're just awful with na I get that for
Speaker 2: a moment, but for a fourteen hour day, that's it's
Speaker 2: a little longer than a moment.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 3: Details is like what color shirt he's wearing, not what
Speaker 3: his name is.
Speaker 11: But like just because we're in Starbucks. I mean, I'm
Speaker 11: not like staring at his cup to see what was written,
Speaker 11: or we're talking having fun, I'm not listening to hear
Speaker 11: what his name is when they call it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're still waiting for that that. I'm sorry for
Speaker 2: getting your name. You want to throw that in there,
Speaker 2: that's okay, Alan.
Speaker 11: I'm so sorry. I feel foolish. I was having so
Speaker 11: much fun though.
Speaker 14: Look, I I don't know what to tell you. I mean,
Speaker 14: it was just very awkward. You could remember, right, I
Speaker 14: don't know why. Why can't you remember my name?
Speaker 6: Why is it so hard?
Speaker 11: Alan is a pretty common name, Like it doesn't stand.
Speaker 14: Out like you know, it's my fault.
Speaker 11: I'm not saying it's your fault. I mean, maybe we
Speaker 11: can blame who ever named you a little bit. They
Speaker 11: could have been a little more creative.
Speaker 2: Alan. Is it your mom or your dad that we
Speaker 2: should assign?
Speaker 5: Blame your grandfather?
Speaker 3: He's got it. There's no way you're an Alan without
Speaker 3: being a junior or a second or something.
Speaker 6: It loos like.
Speaker 11: I would have remembered it better if you were like
Speaker 11: Felix or Bud, like just something that really kind of
Speaker 11: stands out.
Speaker 3: Bud wait, Spud like a nickname like a potato, like
Speaker 3: a tater.
Speaker 11: See you remember you can do that association and stand out.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, I mean that could be a positive.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could come up with a cute pet name
Speaker 3: for him and then you never have to call him Allan, call.
Speaker 5: Him bean like coffee bean.
Speaker 14: My name is Alan. I just like to be called that,
Speaker 14: I mean, but it's not working.
Speaker 4: For you, for any of us.
Speaker 3: My also's name was Alan and he went by Land
Speaker 3: like the second half of that. I think that's kind
Speaker 3: of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go like a train or something like that.
Speaker 3: Ye a to the double l A.
Speaker 14: I don't like any of these ideas. I'll give you
Speaker 14: this right If you can spell my name right now,
Speaker 14: then I will go out with you again.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a challenge to It's a good point,
Speaker 2: Like at this point, she's seen it written out three
Speaker 2: times at three different starbuck doors.
Speaker 3: I mean, and all you can really screw up is
Speaker 3: the LS on this one.
Speaker 5: I don't know nowadays.
Speaker 11: Yeah, as longing to spell your name. Like I said,
Speaker 11: I wasn't staring at the coffee cuffs the whole time.
Speaker 11: I was steering at you.
Speaker 3: Maybe if she could just tell you what your eye
Speaker 3: color is, it could prove that she really was paying attention.
Speaker 14: We're not changing the test. You have to spell my name.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, he's a good opportunity for you, Vanessa. If
Speaker 2: you get his name spelled correctly, then we will send
Speaker 2: you guys out on a day and pay for it.
Speaker 3: Do we have one of those like game show timers
Speaker 3: to put on.
Speaker 14: Jeopardy?
Speaker 2: Just go with your guys, if you're gonna spell it,
Speaker 2: if it's meant to be.
Speaker 3: This is like the best spelling beach Championship ever.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna go with a L L
Speaker 11: A N one.
Speaker 2: But was it right?
Speaker 14: No, there's only one L.
Speaker 11: Well, you said I was cute and you had a
Speaker 11: good time. We cannot ruin the whole thing just based
Speaker 11: on this mistake I'm making.
Speaker 10: She does have a point other than that there was
Speaker 10: nothing crazy that happened, right.
Speaker 3: That's pretty crazy, like crazy good? I mean, you liked
Speaker 3: her so much. You gave her one last shot at
Speaker 3: the coffee shop.
Speaker 14: I can't go back on the test. Okay, I'll give
Speaker 14: you one more shot, one more chance to spell.
Speaker 3: It, you just told.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, well this should be easy.
Speaker 14: Go ahead, just the layup right now.
Speaker 11: I was really listening to how you spelled it in
Speaker 11: the end. I was just listening to your voice.
Speaker 2: Just do it, sell it different than you did the
Speaker 2: first time.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'll change from what I did. I'm going to
Speaker 11: go with a L L E.
Speaker 3: N Oh, literally, that's actually worse.
Speaker 11: I got it wrong again. How is it even possible?
Speaker 4: Al?
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking Jeffrey in the morning. Man, if I had
Speaker 2: a nickel for every second date that didn't happen because
Speaker 2: somebody failed a spelling test live, that's like what the
Speaker 2: sixth or seventh time that that's happened.
Speaker 10: I don't call that job.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I'm terrible at names. Oh but how
Speaker 3: how is that even possible?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 10: How to spell it?
Speaker 2: Alan is such a rare, exotic name. I doubt anybody
Speaker 2: could spell and right. Even Alan himself probably messes it
Speaker 2: up on his own taxi.
Speaker 3: You think that maybe he spelled it wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Four?
Speaker 10: Or yeah?
Speaker 3: Let's blame him, Jeffy.
Speaker 2: Everybody else did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No second date, and honestly, I don't think anybody was
Speaker 2: that sad about it.
Speaker 4: I like how.
Speaker 3: Josey didn't think that not knowing his name was a
Speaker 3: big red you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Did you know from one tiny thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Last that was funny. But yeah, no date for them
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Speaker 4: Brook Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Just a few minutes away from Laser Stories. But first,
Speaker 2: it's incredible we've comes so addicted to our screens that
Speaker 2: now this is actually considered a challenge. But a website
Speaker 2: called reviews dot org has just created a new ultimate
Speaker 2: test where they're gonna pay someone twenty four hundred dollars
Speaker 2: okay if they can go twenty four straight hours without
Speaker 2: using any screens or technology.
Speaker 10: Oh man, what do you do?
Speaker 8: You go out into the woods?
Speaker 3: I mean that's the only way to get away from them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean just sit in your backyard and
Speaker 2: can in the sun for a while.
Speaker 5: No, because my backyard has a custom plasmas.
Speaker 3: Oh don't I can. Oh my god. Going without your
Speaker 3: phone for a weekend is like life changing.
Speaker 2: It's actually much easier than you would think. If you
Speaker 2: just put your phone away somewhere, you'll find Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I actually am able to enjoy my life without it.
Speaker 3: And like you have so much time, Like time moves
Speaker 3: so much more slowly when you don't get sucked in
Speaker 3: forty five minutes into a TikTok.
Speaker 8: I know, and it's been Yeah, where my money?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And here's the thing. They're also going to give
Speaker 2: you two hundred dollars to buy stuff in advance to
Speaker 2: help keep you occupied, like board games, art supplies. That's
Speaker 2: how confident they are that you're going to fail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for people will not know the rules. Andy'll
Speaker 3: be like, we gotta get online.
Speaker 8: We got to get find out way how do you.
Speaker 3: Do this craft?
Speaker 5: I don't need to buy board you might have the app.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and here's the best part to find out if
Speaker 2: you've been selected for the contest, they say, quote, we'll
Speaker 2: be announcing it on our YouTube channel, so be sure
Speaker 2: to subscribe.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they recognize the irony in that
Speaker 2: or if that's part of the challenge. Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2: I challenge all of our listeners though, to sit through
Speaker 2: this entire next song and not tune away, and if
Speaker 2: you managed to survive it, you'll be rewarded with a
Speaker 2: brand new edition of Laser Stories. It's the Laser Stories
Speaker 2: Challenge coming up right after this. It's the radio segment
Speaker 2: that challenged the Mona Lisa to a staring contest in
Speaker 2: one waw what yo, Lisa? Next time? I'll bring that
Speaker 2: weak Italian sauce when you face. Laser Stories a segment
Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we have a laser those
Speaker 2: other craft Wacaroni's just down. This first Laser Story is
Speaker 2: out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sean Benward and his assistant Yvonne
Speaker 2: arrived at a local casino separately, but they both found
Speaker 2: their way to the same roulette table about to go down.
Speaker 3: Fancy if he has an assistant.
Speaker 2: The dealer had no idea what was happening, or that
Speaker 2: the pair even knew each other, so after the ball
Speaker 2: was dropped into the roulette wheel. Yvonne distracted him, giving
Speaker 2: Sean ample time to make his move.
Speaker 14: What did he do?
Speaker 2: See? Sean isn't just a normal guy with a regular job.
Speaker 2: He's known in some circles as Sean the Great, who's
Speaker 2: a magician an illusionists.
Speaker 5: I never thought about the.
Speaker 3: Hand Are you joking me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Just enough time to swiftly place his bet on
Speaker 2: the winning number.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And then he cut Yvonne in half,
Speaker 3: which was really awkward, and the.
Speaker 5: Doves flew out under the table.
Speaker 8: How'd you get that?
Speaker 2: And their plan worked. The couple allegedly tried out the
Speaker 2: scam five times over a twenty four hour period, and
Speaker 2: they racked up the winnings every time, walking away with
Speaker 2: over ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: I was going to ask how much they were betting.
Speaker 9: Can you imagine like I'd like to put one million
Speaker 9: dollars on this one number into gay Bye.
Speaker 2: After reviewing the security footage, authorities caught onto their slighted
Speaker 2: hand trick and both were promptly arrested.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. You gotta do a little bit amount
Speaker 3: from each casino, not a big chunk for one casino. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wish my grandfather would have taught me some magic tricks.
Speaker 2: Third degree felonies carry up to seven years in prison
Speaker 2: and fifteen grand in fines.
Speaker 10: Oh that's not even how much they won.
Speaker 8: They got ten covered of it, right.
Speaker 2: But Sean is in a little more trouble. The magician
Speaker 2: drove to the casino on a suspended license, so they
Speaker 2: charged him with that as well.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's like insult. Doesn't it feel like?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 2: Was at another ten days onto a seven year sentence?
Speaker 8: Was it necessary?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 2: Next laser stories out of social media one oh one,
Speaker 2: a woman on TikTok suspected that her boyfriend was still
Speaker 2: going to strip clubs even after he promised her he'd stop.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, sounds about right, So she.
Speaker 2: Came up with a plan. She put a tracker on
Speaker 2: his car and saw that he was in fact going
Speaker 2: to a strip club and followed him there.
Speaker 9: Oh boy, he'll still have an excuse When she pulled absolutely,
Speaker 9: I just get my buddy.
Speaker 3: He was like in trouble and I gotta.
Speaker 2: Go help m But she didn't just confront him. She
Speaker 2: had a different idea. The lady stripped down to just
Speaker 2: her bra and put on a thong that one of
Speaker 2: the dancers gave her. She had the girls give her
Speaker 2: a few pointers and then jumped up on stage.
Speaker 10: This is awesome.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 5: Get down from there. I don't want everyone seeing you
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: Even that her, he's like dream come true.
Speaker 2: She walked over to her boyfriend and said, you want
Speaker 2: to show, babe, watch this show. So he was pretty upset,
Speaker 2: but she didn't care. She says. She danced around for
Speaker 2: some of the other guys, flipped him off and grabbed
Speaker 2: the microphone, saying he would never see her again.
Speaker 5: That's a way to go.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she made a lot of money too.
Speaker 3: Definitely got some like trauma from the strip club.
Speaker 10: Now he's probably confused, like I'm so mad and so
Speaker 10: turned on.
Speaker 2: She says she made one hundred dollars in tips dance.
Speaker 8: It's not bad for a rookie.
Speaker 2: The owner even offered her a job. Who but she's
Speaker 2: done stripping. The woman says it was a one time
Speaker 2: thing and she did it just to end things with
Speaker 2: her boyfriend and of course for the great TikTok.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the.
Speaker 10: Hundred bucks paid for her gas to go back home.
Speaker 5: Perfect.
Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of flying cars and life
Speaker 2: on Mars. Between the surge and popularity of electric vehicles
Speaker 2: to robots serving burgers, it's quite apparent we are now
Speaker 2: living in the future, oh for sure. Enter a company
Speaker 2: called Piazo fast Forward, a robotics business that's quote building
Speaker 2: a first of their kind cargo carrying robots like a
Speaker 2: semi trush. Show you the pictures. According to the site,
Speaker 2: the small wheels droid follows you around and communicates through
Speaker 2: colored lights and lighting patterns.
Speaker 4: Cue.
Speaker 3: It looks like a two Yeah if you put all
Speaker 3: your stuff on it and suddenly like backpacks with wheels
Speaker 3: are cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like a suitcase, but just like
Speaker 2: a big round suitcase that calls you around.
Speaker 5: Like a hard shell.
Speaker 3: Ye yeah, and big wheels.
Speaker 2: For example, you can take your little twenty pound buddy
Speaker 2: to the farmer's market, then tap his hood to open
Speaker 2: them up and put all your food inside all these
Speaker 2: fresh radishes. It has storage capabilities without having to fuss
Speaker 2: over multiple shopping bags, and it takes the strain out
Speaker 2: of lugging around any other cargo. But the question a
Speaker 2: lot of people have on the site is would the
Speaker 2: little guy be able to avoid stuff like poles, mailboxes,
Speaker 2: dog droppings.
Speaker 9: She's a good babysitter, you throw your kids in here,
Speaker 9: around or anything.
Speaker 2: The company says it's working on perfecting it when it
Speaker 2: comes to obstacles, and others are saying that we're finally
Speaker 2: living in a Pixar movie.
Speaker 6: Real.
Speaker 3: It so cool until the battery runs out and you
Speaker 3: have to carry it home half a mile.
Speaker 2: His next lazer stories out of break Up Headquarters. A
Speaker 2: new study was just released that explored the job types
Speaker 2: and individual occupations that see the highest divorce rates. No surprise,
Speaker 2: bartenders and weight staff top the list.
Speaker 3: About it makes sense, I mean the hours alone would
Speaker 3: kill a relationship.
Speaker 2: Free on weekends too. No, bartenders have a divorce rate
Speaker 2: of four point three four percent, while wait staff have
Speaker 2: a divorce rate of three point four Those are over
Speaker 2: double the national average.
Speaker 3: I'm not good with percentages, but it sounds bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when it comes to types of jobs, military specific
Speaker 2: occupations like soldiers and such are next, then healthcare support
Speaker 2: like nurses or nurses aids, along with food service workers.
Speaker 10: Crazy look at that.
Speaker 8: You guys.
Speaker 3: For once you gave me a divorce survey where I'm
Speaker 3: not in it. Ah, right, I.
Speaker 10: Can't get a date, but your marriageill last forever.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, heating and cooling mechanics are next, along with receptionists
Speaker 2: and clerks, rounding out the top five in cheaters.
Speaker 3: So your HVAC guy is and.
Speaker 9: Lady is yeah, because you have to always ask is
Speaker 9: it hot in here?
Speaker 3: It's a pickup line, no matter what.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I see, I see.
Speaker 3: It's just a miscommunication.
Speaker 2: For both women and men. The three jobs that are
Speaker 2: least likely to get a divorce are clergy, pastors, and ministers.
Speaker 2: You know, farmers and ranchers isolated, and then physicians.
Speaker 9: Well, then they make so much money they probably divorce.
Speaker 2: I know one guy who believes in forever love and
Speaker 2: he doesn't care what profession his partner has as long
Speaker 2: as it's not a shoe salesman. Then there could be
Speaker 2: some bumps in the road. Oh yeah, that sound means
Speaker 2: laser stores have come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We're going to do it again at the same time
Speaker 2: on Friday.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Looks trying to take her wind streak up to eighteen. Today,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be taking on another first time player to
Speaker 2: the show, Christina from Everett, who works as a youth
Speaker 2: peer counselor welcome Christina. Hello, wasn't a joke. I don't
Speaker 2: know why you laughed at the occupation.
Speaker 6: Rude.
Speaker 3: She's dealing with people in this room that are more
Speaker 3: immature than who she usually counsels. That's what made me good.
Speaker 2: We are very holy bunch, though we're open to some
Speaker 2: counseling right now. If you have any advice, do you
Speaker 2: want to give to maybe Jose Christina.
Speaker 5: He needs a girlfriend.
Speaker 18: Oh some time, I'm going to leave the room.
Speaker 8: Well he cries for a bit.
Speaker 5: It's like, are you also a psychic?
Speaker 2: Were you coming on to him there? Or was that
Speaker 2: just harsh brute?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 18: No, no, I'm I'm married.
Speaker 10: Okay, that's what always happened. Like you're cute.
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 5: Are you single?
Speaker 9: I'm like yeah, they're like, oh well I'm taking by
Speaker 9: the way, No.
Speaker 14: Not for me.
Speaker 2: That was so good advice, though I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I can tell you're good what you do.
Speaker 2: So we've sent Brooke out of the studio, and you
Speaker 2: know how the game's played. You got thirty seconds answer
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 2: out right to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 14: I am all right?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Jerry Seinfeld celebrates a
Speaker 2: birthday of this week. What is Jerry short for?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh path?
Speaker 2: What is the official title of someone who studies fossils.
Speaker 17: Pale intologist?
Speaker 6: No, I don't know, Pat.
Speaker 2: When the game of basketball was first invented in eighteen
Speaker 2: ninety one, what other sports ball was used?
Speaker 14: Has?
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder is the famous lead singer of What band.
Speaker 4: Program?
Speaker 2: All right, we got that one in Brooke is gonna
Speaker 2: come back into the studio. And we always like to
Speaker 2: ask the first time players on the show, Christina, what's
Speaker 2: an interesting fact that we need to know about you?
Speaker 12: My skydived in Hawaii?
Speaker 2: Whoa with or without a parachute?
Speaker 5: Just right into the water?
Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't be talking to you if I didn't
Speaker 4: have a parachute?
Speaker 3: Is that how it works? This should give you the
Speaker 3: option justin case that's crazy, maybe like a surprise bag,
Speaker 3: like you don't know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 5: There's just snacks in this one way down?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good view? All right, Brooks, your turn? You're ready?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Jerry Seinfeld celebrates a birthday this week?
Speaker 2: What is Jerry short for Gerald? What is the official
Speaker 2: title of someone who studies fossils palaeontologists? When the game
Speaker 2: of basketball was first invented in eighteen ninety one, what
Speaker 2: other sports ball was used?
Speaker 3: Uh? Volleyball?
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder is the famous lead singer of What band
Speaker 2: Well Jim? The Holy Book of the Islamic religion is
Speaker 2: called What.
Speaker 3: Book of Islam?
Speaker 2: What Comedy Central program was the first animated show to
Speaker 2: ever receive a TV Mature rating? South Park All right?
Speaker 2: Got all our answers in time to go over to
Speaker 2: the scoreboard to check out how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 1: I am not some mania who needs to be high
Speaker 1: or loaded all the time.
Speaker 10: Christina, you got one correct today.
Speaker 14: I kuldn't passed on that one.
Speaker 2: I don't know the.
Speaker 9: First person ever get one right and then say never
Speaker 9: mind pass And we had to.
Speaker 5: Take it away from you.
Speaker 10: I know, and Brooke would have won anyway, so don't worry.
Speaker 10: She got three. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: It was a good effort, Christina, But no dice today.
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers here for everybody. Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday this week. Jerry is short for Jerome. Oh,
Speaker 2: his real name is Jerome. The official title of someone
Speaker 2: who studies fossils is yep palaeontologists.
Speaker 5: She said it and she's like, oh, never mind, pass.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, yeah.
Speaker 2: The game of basketball was first invented in eighteen ninety one.
Speaker 2: Back then, they used a soccer ball because basketballs hadn't
Speaker 2: been invented yet.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder's the famous lead singer of per Old Jam.
Speaker 3: You didn't get that idea, one that you did get.
Speaker 2: The Holy Book of the Islamic religion is called the Kuran.
Speaker 3: I knew that. I feel bad.
Speaker 2: The Comedy Central program that was the first animated show
Speaker 2: to get a TV mature rating was South Park. Love
Speaker 2: It So, Christina, we can't give you any money today.
Speaker 2: The good news is just for playing, you win a
Speaker 2: pair of tickets to Professional Bull Riders Unleash the Beast
Speaker 2: PBRs Unleash the Beast Tours coming to Tacoma on April
Speaker 2: twentieth and twenty first to go ahead to PBR dot
Speaker 2: com to get your tickets today. Thank you, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for playing, Christina. We'll be back to do
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time Tomorrow
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,