Speaker 1: All right, so Steve, let's see if you can help
Speaker 1: us with a few things some of our listeners. I'm
Speaker 1: going to read some someone's really polite comment or question,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna need you to tell us what that
Speaker 1: person really meant. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: This is a woman saying, Oh, Tom, I didn't know
Speaker 1: you and your mom were so close.
Speaker 3: Ah okay, So she talking to a man named Tom.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, Tom, I didn't know you and your mom
Speaker 3: was so close. Damn Tom, I thought you could stand
Speaker 3: on your own two feet.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you was.
Speaker 4: A little weak, pied back, little jellyback, little boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she meant.
Speaker 2: Podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, here's another one, Steve. This is also
Speaker 1: from a woman. She says, John, you're slurring your words.
Speaker 1: I can't understand you.
Speaker 2: We drank to damn much. You're gonna mess around and
Speaker 2: lose your job.
Speaker 1: That's what she really wants to say. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one. Uh Yeah, we do love children, uh huh,
Speaker 1: but this is an adult wedding reception, so no kids.
Speaker 2: Don't bring them.
Speaker 4: Ill man and a little bastard shooting raised over to
Speaker 4: this reception. We have because the last time it's over
Speaker 4: the keishing them where they knocked the cake down off
Speaker 4: the table and they set up here and knocked over
Speaker 4: the punch bowl, and everybody know it wasn't just punching
Speaker 4: that bowl.
Speaker 2: So now we lost all that liquor money too.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what they really want. You. Do you see
Speaker 1: a dentist regularly?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: I don't know if you noticed it, but we can
Speaker 4: see that little gap on the side of your teeth
Speaker 4: because when you smile, they just stopped being teeth right there.
Speaker 4: Probably need going up in there and see that, because
Speaker 4: I'm telling you right, I knew you let when you
Speaker 4: smile your heart you see that whole you can.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's what that means. Do you see this regularly?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I think you're you're you know, breaking
Speaker 1: it down for it, Steve. This one is no thanks.
Speaker 1: I don't want anything. I ate dinner before I came
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 4: Well, just sitting here looking at your fat ass, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna pass on my meal because I Lord, no, I
Speaker 4: can't get the where you at right now. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: just gonna sit over here, y'all. Just extra buddy in
Speaker 4: y'all food preparation. Okay, cause I get home.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoa, what do you really feel?
Speaker 2: Okakay? All right?
Speaker 1: Last one, last one. See girl, I thought that was
Speaker 1: the tarantula on your forehead.
Speaker 2: I know you think that's a beauty mark.
Speaker 4: But girl, let me tell you something them I last
Speaker 4: you're sitting up on your head.
Speaker 2: You need to read that. Thank your lashes, baby, because
Speaker 2: them ain't all black. What is you trying to? What
Speaker 2: is you getting ready for?
Speaker 4: Rain?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, because that's her part. Really yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: yeah for your interpretation.
Speaker 4: They really need Can we call it?
Speaker 2: Put some in word on it, because that's what I
Speaker 2: like it?
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 1: Put some N word on.
Speaker 2: Put some in word on it.
Speaker 1: He just said anything that comes in anything, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to stop it. What about the one? No, that that
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 2: That was it?
Speaker 3: What about the.
Speaker 1: One the woman told you? What does she really mean
Speaker 1: when she said I didn't like your features? Facial features,
Speaker 1: facial features.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to the problem with your loved I
Speaker 4: knew that's what she meant. I don't like your facial features,
Speaker 4: but damn it, I don't have the money to do
Speaker 4: nothing about it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't no.
Speaker 4: Bbls back then or nothing like that. We ain't even
Speaker 4: ain't nobody had no money for that. You just had
Speaker 4: to deal with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know, I've noticed about bbl's I'll say this.
Speaker 4: Black women's bodies have been like this the whole time,
Speaker 4: and everybody used to make fun of it because white
Speaker 4: men always liked just breasts because they weren't getting the
Speaker 4: curvature in the back, so they made fun of women.
Speaker 4: Now all of a sudden, everybody won't what the black
Speaker 4: woman been having all the now they all walking around
Speaker 4: looking back at their booty now because you have found
Speaker 4: a way to get some all right, thank.
Speaker 1: You, Steve, coming up next to the nephew and the
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