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Speaker 1: Joy?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Joy, you don't you?
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Speaker 1: Ah, I sure will.
Speaker 6: A good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, come
Speaker 6: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harley got
Speaker 6: a radio show today. It's real simple for everybody that's
Speaker 6: trying to become successful on any level, in any arena,
Speaker 6: any genre. I don't care what it is. If you're
Speaker 6: trying to be successful, this message is for you. Let
Speaker 6: me help you understand something real clear. You ain't gonna
Speaker 6: make it the way you want to, and you're not
Speaker 6: going to make it to the heights that's fully out
Speaker 6: there and available for you without God. And I just
Speaker 6: keep it real simple and clean for you today. You're
Speaker 6: not going to make it the way you want to,
Speaker 6: and you're not going to get to the heights that's
Speaker 6: available to you without God. You have to get this
Speaker 6: through your head. You can try it if you want
Speaker 6: to because I did. I'm here to tell you I
Speaker 6: am talking purely from experience. Here you can try it
Speaker 6: without God, and you can see how far you can get.
Speaker 6: Will you have some measures of success? Of course you will.
Speaker 6: Will it feel like days like you might make it?
Speaker 6: Of course you will. But let me ask you a question, though.
Speaker 6: What you're gonna do about them days when you feel
Speaker 6: like you ain't gonna make it. When you're gonna do
Speaker 6: about them days where it feel like there are no
Speaker 6: answers to your questions.
Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them days?
Speaker 6: What you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing
Speaker 6: that you turn it against you. What you're gonna do
Speaker 6: about them, days when you just don't see no way
Speaker 6: through it? What you're gonna do about them days? I
Speaker 6: got the sunshine? You know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends?
Speaker 6: When it's sunny outside. You want some friends, hit the lotto,
Speaker 6: You wanna get rid of them friends, go ask for
Speaker 6: some help.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: I'm talking about man. They scatter like roaches when lights
Speaker 6: come on. I'm trying to tell you. So, now here
Speaker 6: we go again, and you can do this without God now,
Speaker 6: because I've done it, and you can have yourself some
Speaker 6: measure success. Let me even hip you to a little
Speaker 6: bit closer, though, Let me tell you why you are
Speaker 6: doing it without God and having some measure of success.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you why?
Speaker 6: Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of
Speaker 6: his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
Speaker 6: of ourself for the real mission that He really got
Speaker 6: for us.
Speaker 1: See that's the truth of the matter now now what
Speaker 1: we're talking about, NASTI see.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, you can do it without God, and
Speaker 6: you can have some measure of success without God. And yeah,
Speaker 6: yeah you got your little degree and everything. Yeah you
Speaker 6: completed the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA. But
Speaker 6: don't you know something. It's because of God's grace and
Speaker 6: mercy that he helps us anyway, well even when we
Speaker 6: ain't asking for help, when he bails us out anyway,
Speaker 6: when we ain't even ask him to be bailed out,
Speaker 6: you know why, because He love us that much that
Speaker 6: he would allow us to exist until we get our
Speaker 6: mind together where he could take us away, really trying
Speaker 6: to take us. Let's get this real straight. And today
Speaker 6: you can do this without God if you want to.
Speaker 6: But I'm telling you to get to where you really
Speaker 6: want to be and to be all that God has
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 1: You got to have God. That is no ifs ads,
Speaker 1: but about it. And let me tell you this here.
Speaker 1: I don't really care what nobody then told you. Are
Speaker 1: you listening to me?
Speaker 6: I don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
Speaker 6: They got these people out here talking about they illuminatis
Speaker 6: and all. Listen, man, don't listen to me. Don't get
Speaker 6: caught in this mess. Don't get caught in no foolishness.
Speaker 6: You were created by God. God created you and your soul.
Speaker 6: We were all created in His image, all of us.
Speaker 6: Don't get to talking about you.
Speaker 1: Finish. Cut a deal with the devil in all you
Speaker 1: ain't cutting no deal with nobody.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 1: The devil don't do deals. He one sided.
Speaker 6: I'm taking you to hell. You going to hell, You're
Speaker 6: burning here. That's his deal. I want your soul. I
Speaker 6: want you to lose hope. I want you to take
Speaker 6: your life. I want you to take some other people's lives.
Speaker 6: I want you to feel hopeless. I want you to
Speaker 6: realize that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal.
Speaker 6: His whole deal is negative. Oh he can talk you
Speaker 6: in the deal in drugs if you want to.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something about this.
Speaker 6: I watch these shows all the time, drug inc And
Speaker 6: all this here cocaine mafia. Everybody on now go to
Speaker 6: jail and get killed. Our prisons is filled today with
Speaker 6: our young boys because they thought they can outslick the system.
Speaker 6: They thought they had away, they thought they sitting up
Speaker 6: been here and they failed. For the old cliche, man,
Speaker 6: I gotta do what I gotta do, I gotta get
Speaker 6: this money. Well, the only reason you gotta do what
Speaker 6: you gotta do is because, like I say all the time,
Speaker 6: you didn't do what you were supposed to do. It
Speaker 6: is but because of His grace and mercy that we exist,
Speaker 6: and God is just taking care of you, looking out
Speaker 6: for you. Got some angels and camped around you until
Speaker 6: you get your mind right so he can get you
Speaker 6: where you're going. But now I want you to understand something.
Speaker 6: There's a cost and a consequence and a penalty for
Speaker 6: everything we do. This outside the will of God. That's
Speaker 6: for all of us. All of us have consequences, penalties
Speaker 6: and everything that we got to deal with outside of
Speaker 6: the will of God. Understand that clearly, don't get this
Speaker 6: thing twisted sideways. You understand me.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I heard a young man tell me one day.
Speaker 6: He said, Steve, you know, man, I just don't see
Speaker 6: how God looking out for me, if he would allow
Speaker 6: all these things to happen to me. I'm having such
Speaker 6: a hard time in my life. I really don't see
Speaker 6: how there's a god looking out for me. I lived
Speaker 6: a young man. I said, the man, it's just something. Man,
Speaker 6: you're still breathing. He said, yeah, I'm standing here talking
Speaker 6: to you. I said, you're still free. He said what
Speaker 6: you mean. I said, you ain't locked up, are you?
Speaker 6: He said no, I'm standing here talking to you. I said,
Speaker 6: where you get them clothes from?
Speaker 1: I bought him?
Speaker 6: I said, well, you bought them with what I bought
Speaker 6: him with money? I said, where you get the money from,
Speaker 6: Young Joe. So I got job, mister Huh, I got
Speaker 6: a job. I said, well, well where you live though,
Speaker 6: it's I got apartment. I said, where you get the
Speaker 6: apartment from, mister Harvy, I'm working. I got an apartment.
Speaker 1: I got a job.
Speaker 6: I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
Speaker 6: looking out for you? Think finish finish telling me what
Speaker 6: you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
Speaker 6: hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are you hungry?
Speaker 6: Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: already had lunch yet. I said, oh, okay, okay, So
Speaker 6: gone finish telling me about this how God ain't looking
Speaker 6: out for you?
Speaker 1: He said, oh.
Speaker 6: And you know, man, every every time I try to
Speaker 6: do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
Speaker 6: I said, but letting loom in the man some man,
Speaker 6: I said, every time it go wrong for you, I say,
Speaker 6: somehow you survive it? He said, yeah, yeah, I survive
Speaker 6: in some kind of way, but it's still be all
Speaker 6: messed up on me. I said, but but you still
Speaker 6: got through it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, man,
Speaker 6: gone finish telling me how God ain't looking out for you?
Speaker 6: And he stopped. He said, hey, miss Harvey, He said,
Speaker 6: how come every time I tell you something that's going wrong,
Speaker 6: you keep telling me God looking out for me? I said,
Speaker 6: because you're still here, man, I said. See, you don't understanding.
Speaker 6: I said, you seen to think that you're supposed to
Speaker 6: just you're supposed to skate through life that is all
Speaker 6: supposed to go. How you want it any kind of way,
Speaker 6: I said, Man, Thisesus the test to your faith, I said,
Speaker 6: God looking out for you the whole time. I said,
Speaker 6: every time you tell me something going wrong, you seem
Speaker 6: to turn around and tell me how you survived. If
Speaker 6: you keep telling me what ain't going right, But you
Speaker 6: keep telling me all these things you have. I said, man,
Speaker 6: so what you gotta do is you got to stop
Speaker 6: looking at the what you ain't got column and start
Speaker 6: focusing on what you do have column. But if you
Speaker 6: ain't happy with nothing he'd have done for you, you
Speaker 6: wanted to keep piling stuff on. I said, you fail
Speaker 6: in the test, young man. The test is are you
Speaker 6: grateful for where you are right now? So I could
Speaker 6: give you more so we can move forward. He said, oh, man,
Speaker 6: I never even looked at like that. I said, well,
Speaker 6: why don't you take your blessed self on somewhere and
Speaker 6: sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
Speaker 6: and let you finish talking. I said, thank you, son.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,
Speaker 6: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
Speaker 6: our God, y'all you got me today? All right, Let's
Speaker 6: be clear, let's go.
Speaker 4: You're listening.
Speaker 2: Morning show.
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, The time has come. Another day has arrived,
Speaker 6: another blessing, another gift. That's why they call it the present.
Speaker 6: You can't beat it, man, only you know, really, I'm
Speaker 6: at a loss for words. I just don't know how
Speaker 6: to fix it every day, to fully explain what he does.
Speaker 6: It's unexplainable. This is amazing, man, This is it's really
Speaker 6: amazing the fact that he can he can make that
Speaker 6: son come up every day. I mean, he don't miss,
Speaker 6: he don't miss. Amazing man. Then everybody was going through
Speaker 6: the eclipse yesterday. I didn't really understand that it was okay.
Speaker 6: I hope you enjoyed your Eclipse day or whenever it
Speaker 6: was the other day.
Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, he ain't win't no biggie for me,
Speaker 1: just really.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I mean the son go down every day, you won't
Speaker 1: be there for that. You know the fact that they
Speaker 1: moved it up a little bit then really.
Speaker 6: Anyway, Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Harvey, Martin Show, Shelley Strawberry,
Speaker 6: Collin Frail Mississippi, Monica Junior and the Legend that is
Speaker 6: Nephew Tommy Junr.
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? You know, uncle?
Speaker 10: Uh you know, we're getting ready for the summer, trying
Speaker 10: to plan vacations up.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 10: My wife saw a picture of you and your family
Speaker 10: on on the boat.
Speaker 1: How much? How much that boat be that you be on? Uh?
Speaker 6: Oh man, you know, man like you know Saint Patty's Day. Man,
Speaker 6: it comes like usually during March.
Speaker 1: And that's why I tried seventeenth.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, March seventeen, somewhere around Saint Patty's Day
Speaker 6: something like that.
Speaker 10: You start planning for that, for that trip, you start
Speaker 10: planning for.
Speaker 6: Your No, I'm just saying that's where the Saint Patty's
Speaker 6: Day is. Okay, what that guy with the boat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How much is the boat? Though? The boat? She
Speaker 1: won't go on the boat. She won't say. I want
Speaker 1: to do with the harvest?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Mm hm that turkey prices was up last year holiday? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were, they were so yeah.
Speaker 10: Okay, So looking at me, uncle, knowing my situation, like,
Speaker 10: because you know, I don't have no problem telling you.
Speaker 10: I mean, you know me, I just asked him what
Speaker 10: the boat is like for like, let's say like a
Speaker 10: like a week. Let's say a week on the boat.
Speaker 1: On that boat, Well, let me ask you a question, man,
Speaker 1: how much? How much is penicillin?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 10: I don't need no penicillin, but I just got a Yeah,
Speaker 10: I thought I just I'm checking my body.
Speaker 1: Now call the T do I need to do? I
Speaker 1: need to check if I got an infection?
Speaker 4: What what you wanted to be asking that question?
Speaker 1: Is what you asking me?
Speaker 2: Is what he's saying.
Speaker 10: Yes, that's why he's just throwing out random I thought
Speaker 10: he just didn't. Okay, So so let's say we just
Speaker 10: want to do a week on boat like you like
Speaker 10: the boat line lying on the seas, Like that boat
Speaker 10: right there?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: A week with that? It's the old boat we used
Speaker 1: to take. It's called Sea Lion, Sea Lion, same thing,
Speaker 1: same thing, lying on the sea. I probably need to
Speaker 1: be on it. But if I don't even know the name,
Speaker 1: but I probably need to be on it.
Speaker 6: High you know, Junior, this whole conversation what I'm trying
Speaker 6: to avoid is well, the first boat I took, yeah,
Speaker 6: was the one you probably want to look at.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, I'll look at that, but I'll tell you
Speaker 10: right now where you talking, I'll probably.
Speaker 1: Need catch a ferry and put on that.
Speaker 10: Probably, I probably don't just catch a faery egg exactly.
Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty two minutes, half fifty hour, we
Speaker 7: will hear from the nephews. He runs that prank back
Speaker 7: right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It is
Speaker 7: time now to run that prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 11: What you got for us, nep Just for them big
Speaker 11: kids that's on the school bus. Shirty this put them
Speaker 11: big babies. It's right here. Yeah, we gotta get that
Speaker 11: weight now, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I am mister Ernest, the bus driver, and I refuse
Speaker 11: to continue with it. We got to get this weight down. Okay,
Speaker 11: we're gonna weigh your baby before your baby can get
Speaker 11: on the bus. If your baby over wait, your baby
Speaker 11: got to walk.
Speaker 1: The baby's on. Listen.
Speaker 11: If we have more bus drivers like this, we'll save
Speaker 11: a lot more buses. Say these axles, all that stuff, that's.
Speaker 1: A lot going on. I say, you axle, but you
Speaker 1: ain't seen these baby waits. What it's right here.
Speaker 11: It's called this right here is called baby wait, baby wait,
Speaker 11: let's go get dogs.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach train to please. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is Trina Trina, my name is Ernest, Ernest Murphy
Speaker 3: down here at the bus born with the from the
Speaker 3: school district. Your son is different, am I right?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, No, he's in the fifth grade. I think yeah,
Speaker 3: everything is fine. I think he's on he rides bus
Speaker 3: ninety plus ninety three. Does he ride plus ninety three?
Speaker 3: You can mean yeah?
Speaker 9: Um, yeah, yeah he does.
Speaker 3: Okay. So now the school board has implemented a new
Speaker 3: rule and we're having to call a lot of parents
Speaker 3: and let him know about the new rule for us
Speaker 3: as far as the buses are concerned. Now, from my understanding,
Speaker 3: each child that gets on the bus has to weigh
Speaker 3: less than one hundred and twenty five parents. That's what
Speaker 3: the new rule that is implemented by board. What did you.
Speaker 9: Say that again?
Speaker 3: Each each child that gets on the bus has to
Speaker 3: weigh less than one hundred and twenty five parents.
Speaker 5: I don't understand.
Speaker 8: I don't understand.
Speaker 9: So's okay, So what does that mean?
Speaker 3: So starting on Monday, Starting on Monday, what they're gonna
Speaker 3: do is they're gonna the bus driver will have a
Speaker 3: scale and he will wait the kids so they get
Speaker 3: on the bus. I understand. Man in the doctor like
Speaker 3: I say, I'm calling. I'm calling every patent that they.
Speaker 12: Said, you're gonna you're gonna weigh my child before he
Speaker 12: gets on the bus.
Speaker 3: That's that's what the new rulee, that's what the new
Speaker 3: rule is. If he's over one twenty five, then he
Speaker 3: he'll either have to wait, so you'll have to take
Speaker 3: him to.
Speaker 4: School, which I have a job.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have a job.
Speaker 12: I thought going to take my kid in school, but
Speaker 12: doesn't I don't. That's what the bus is flor that's
Speaker 12: what my tax dollars takes. Right reasoning the rationale behind.
Speaker 3: This, Okay, let me tell you what's going on. From
Speaker 3: what they're saying, the weight of these children is wearing
Speaker 3: down these transmissions on this bus. On these buses transmission
Speaker 3: the transmission that cannot take all of that. So they
Speaker 3: are limiting the weight of each child. So now how
Speaker 3: much does this discrimination?
Speaker 12: I think that's discrimination.
Speaker 3: But over is he over one hundred and twenty five pounds?
Speaker 3: Okay he is? Okay, then you're gonna you're probably gonna
Speaker 3: have to take your son to school or he gonna
Speaker 3: have to walk. He probably need to walk to school
Speaker 3: if he already a hunting twenty five pounds.
Speaker 12: What the accident are you talking about?
Speaker 3: All I'm saying. All I'm saying is if your son
Speaker 3: is overweight one hundred and twenty five, you know, maybe
Speaker 3: the exercise is doing good. When like I said that,
Speaker 3: the school's gonna allow him on the bus.
Speaker 9: Sure, I will accept this.
Speaker 5: Who do I need to call?
Speaker 9: Is there a manager?
Speaker 12: Is there a city council member? I mean, this is
Speaker 12: seriously the lost up discriminatory practice I've ever heard of.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even make sense. You're talking about child.
Speaker 3: I understand, but we're talking about a child. They're way
Speaker 3: more than a grown person, your son.
Speaker 12: I need to get what is your name, sir?
Speaker 5: Tell me your name again?
Speaker 3: My name Earnest. I'm down here at the bus ball.
Speaker 12: I would like to speak with a supervisor. Like now,
Speaker 12: you do not get to speak to much about my
Speaker 12: child that way. You can speak to any kid that way.
Speaker 12: You should not be working at a school if that
Speaker 12: is your attitude.
Speaker 3: I no, I don't work at the school. I work
Speaker 3: at the bus ball. I'm down here at the bus
Speaker 3: ball and they gave me your at tender day, right,
Speaker 3: because you're saying he's over behind in twenty five times.
Speaker 12: I am an absolute shocked.
Speaker 3: This is so okay. So do you have a fan child?
Speaker 3: I mean, do you have scuba? I'm sorry, do you
Speaker 3: have a big child? Listen?
Speaker 12: What my child looks like, how much he weighs is
Speaker 12: none of your business.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call the school.
Speaker 12: They can do working with your company. If this is
Speaker 12: the way that you treat people and you talk about
Speaker 12: children this way, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Matter with you.
Speaker 3: I guess what they're doing is this is the way
Speaker 3: of them approaching obesity, you know, right? Yeah? Want to
Speaker 3: school whoever? Whoever over one hundred and twenty five, elen
Speaker 3: a walk, they might walk it all your son listen, listen.
Speaker 12: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 9: Okay, I have to work.
Speaker 12: My son is getting on that bus and I'm going
Speaker 12: to call the school board and should not be working
Speaker 12: with you your mother bus company. I don't know what
Speaker 12: I'm calling the city.
Speaker 9: I will call.
Speaker 12: Remember the need to call that. You need to give
Speaker 12: me a supervisor's name right now, right now?
Speaker 3: Do you like you need to start cooking different folks,
Speaker 3: So Devin, don't have you know, maybe maybe it's starts
Speaker 3: at home and what you're feeding them.
Speaker 12: To everybody know. I am calling the supervisor. I'm calling
Speaker 12: the city, I'm calling the school. I'm going to get
Speaker 12: so fired, like I can't even believe that you're allowed
Speaker 12: to make this call like our other parents.
Speaker 3: Okay with this, I'm calling. Well, you're on your way
Speaker 3: to work in the morning, trainer. Do you listen to
Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Oh my god, yes I do,
Speaker 3: Nephew Telly from the Steve Morning Old baby, Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: your cousin Vicky got me to prank pol call you baby.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna yeah.
Speaker 9: I mean, I was like, oh my god, I love Harvey.
Speaker 9: I love you.
Speaker 3: I was about God, you gotta tell me this, baby
Speaker 3: tream it. What is the baddest and I mean the
Speaker 3: baddest radio show in the lane? See Harvey, Let's get
Speaker 3: it down.
Speaker 1: Let's get it down. I'll be back in an hour.
Speaker 1: Just as ignorant, just as stupid we are.
Speaker 7: That that goes without saying. You're like stating the obvious,
Speaker 7: preaching to the choir.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: You know that right? Well, coming up next, it is
Speaker 4: asked the clo.
Speaker 2: You're listening Steve hard Morning Show.
Speaker 7: Coming up at the top of the hour, the Democratic
Speaker 7: National Committee chair will be our special guest and we
Speaker 7: will discuss this year's presidential election and why it is.
Speaker 4: Crucial, crucial for us to vote.
Speaker 7: That's all coming up, and right now it is time
Speaker 7: to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4: This one's from Calvin and Brickle.
Speaker 7: Calvin says, my wife and I are buying our first
Speaker 7: home and I'd like to live in the suburbs, but
Speaker 7: she wants to live in the city. I hate it
Speaker 7: when she goes to the club with her girlfriend, so
Speaker 7: I want to buy a home way out so she.
Speaker 4: Can't be in the streets. Am I too controlling?
Speaker 6: Well, you're going to be living in the city. I
Speaker 6: could tell you that, so you can you move after
Speaker 6: end of suburbs?
Speaker 1: We want to do. Why is your wife still living.
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 6: Am I being controlling? It ain't that you being controller.
Speaker 6: Is the fact that she ain't gonna be controlled. That's
Speaker 6: what the issue is going. So I don't want to
Speaker 6: get in your beer since and nothing like that. But
Speaker 6: your concern ain't Are you being too controlling? That ain't
Speaker 6: your concern? She not having it?
Speaker 4: She in the street, moves to the superb. She's gonna
Speaker 4: dry to the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just want me going longer, that's all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Moving moving on to Lorrain and Camden. Lorraine says, my
Speaker 7: husband loves to play cards. His female friend from childhood
Speaker 7: was his partner for years before we started dating. Well,
Speaker 7: Friday night he asked me if I minded if she.
Speaker 4: Was his partner for the night. And I'm still hurt,
Speaker 4: he said, I'm being a baby, am I really?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But oh see, dog, you stupid to the man, stupid
Speaker 6: you're taking your wife to the card party obviously, and
Speaker 6: then asked your wife, could she be my partner for
Speaker 6: the night?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Well, it's not his at they
Speaker 1: supposed to be childhood friends.
Speaker 6: But yeah, you hurt. But see, let's also look at
Speaker 6: the fact though you can't play cards and this is
Speaker 6: this is it we need three times last year and
Speaker 6: you missed. You missed twelve books. Was sitting up in here, man,
Speaker 6: just watching. I'm watching you girl. Have it you Okay?
Speaker 6: You played the Ace of Diamond, you won the book.
Speaker 6: Then you came back and you played the tenor diamond.
Speaker 1: Okay. Your reasoning was you had the queen. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody else had the I got the tea.
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: I was trying to draw it out out what you're
Speaker 1: talking about? Ye see.
Speaker 6: So that's why he really wanted to play with her,
Speaker 6: because you don't play cards. They're good and he loved
Speaker 6: to play cards, and he grew up playing cards.
Speaker 1: You did.
Speaker 6: Cards ain't your thing? Now, you could just let him
Speaker 6: have his partners sit over there and sit next to
Speaker 6: him and pull for him. You could look in his hand,
Speaker 6: point at the wrong card, you know, and all this
Speaker 6: here he trying to win that thing.
Speaker 1: She could keep scoring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: All right right, and Campden, get your game up.
Speaker 7: Moving on to Pooh in Montgomery, who says, I went
Speaker 7: to see nephew Tommy show last week, and I left
Speaker 7: my husband at home because he's a hater. I made
Speaker 7: a little joke by saying that you, Tommy or Junior
Speaker 7: could be my hall past.
Speaker 4: He is hot with me. Why can't he see that.
Speaker 2: It was only a joke.
Speaker 1: I clearly see that it was a joke.
Speaker 4: Your Junior could be my hall pack.
Speaker 1: Actually floored?
Speaker 4: What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Or they don't stay sexy? They don't what boy quick playing?
Speaker 1: It was a joke, Like I'll clearly joke.
Speaker 4: Why can't her husband seeing Steve that it.
Speaker 1: Was a joke. Well see, I think, well here I go,
Speaker 1: come on. What I think the reason her husband don't
Speaker 1: see it as a joke? Cousin stay all the same night.
Speaker 4: That's what you got out of that.
Speaker 1: That's what I think is So he feels threatened.
Speaker 4: But she threw you in there though you Yeah.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 7: She went to see Tommy, I know, but she says
Speaker 7: she made a little joke that by saying that you,
Speaker 7: Tommy or Junior could be a hall.
Speaker 10: Pat sing when she said hall fast, I was going
Speaker 10: to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: That what that mean?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he'd be a hall I'm going. Isn't that
Speaker 1: what that means?
Speaker 9: I got it now?
Speaker 4: All right, Steve, So you don't understand, you don't see
Speaker 4: you don't you see it now? How you were in that?
Speaker 2: You see it now?
Speaker 1: I mean you know you can't tell your man there's
Speaker 1: three people you you could pay as a joke.
Speaker 4: No, not even as a joke.
Speaker 1: Co home from show.
Speaker 6: Let's reverse, okay, Tosh, come in the house to go, baby,
Speaker 6: I went out.
Speaker 1: That was crazy.
Speaker 6: I would see y'all live Broadcare. You know my hall
Speaker 6: past could be that little girl.
Speaker 1: Do y'all social media, Shirley or Mark?
Speaker 4: I watched him out.
Speaker 1: Right across his list. Ah you moving on?
Speaker 8: Moving on?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 7: This is from Alison last one Steve and Dan Berry.
Speaker 7: Allison says, I have a male roommate and sometimes we
Speaker 7: sleep in the same bed, but we've never touched each other.
Speaker 7: He's my best friend and that is it. He asked
Speaker 7: if his girlfriend can move in, but she doesn't like me.
Speaker 4: Should I try to welcome her or move out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You're gonna have to move out. Let me explain
Speaker 1: something to you. Watch y'all in the bed to sleep?
Speaker 1: Did you saw my roommates is more than one room sleeping?
Speaker 1: You ain't got a room and you ain't got a bed.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. It's owns man. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now.
Speaker 4: He has a girlfriend though, that's why he wants her.
Speaker 1: To move I ain't got nothing to do with else.
Speaker 4: He has a girlfriend, then he wants to move in.
Speaker 1: Do she know he's sleeping in that bed sometime?
Speaker 4: Well, that's not in here.
Speaker 7: They're just why you don't like you got a feeling
Speaker 7: about something anyway, And he and his roommate are just
Speaker 7: best friends.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. That's a lie. Why do you go
Speaker 1: in there and get into bed with him?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 6: Why does he come in.
Speaker 1: There and get into bed with you? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: feel me see what happened.
Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour, we have
Speaker 4: a special guest.
Speaker 7: As we switch gears here, d NC chair Jamie Harrison
Speaker 7: will be on to discuss this year's presidential election.
Speaker 4: You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: Hey, we got a special guest this morning.
Speaker 6: He is the chair of the Democratic National Committee and
Speaker 6: he's joining us again as promise.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: He's got valuable, invaluable information to share on what's at
Speaker 6: stake for black voters in this year's presidential election. He's
Speaker 6: going to share a few facts on how the Biden
Speaker 6: administration continues to deliver for black voters.
Speaker 1: Now listen, y'all.
Speaker 6: The reason I'm having this man on is because he
Speaker 6: made some points last time that was so valuable, and
Speaker 6: I think we're missing the point here because I'm hearing
Speaker 6: too much counter information that's not true. And I think
Speaker 6: this man did about it good a job as I've
Speaker 6: heard of anybody explaining the Biden administration's position.
Speaker 1: So please welcome back to the show. Mister Jamie Harrison.
Speaker 10: Good morning, say hello, everybody, good, good, good.
Speaker 1: Listen man, let's get to it.
Speaker 6: You know, I think me personally, after talking to you
Speaker 6: and then researching myself, I found that the Biden administration
Speaker 6: has continually delivered for black voter voters. And I wanted
Speaker 6: to have you back on so we could talk about
Speaker 6: just a few of President Biden's accomplishments thus far.
Speaker 9: But well, see just yesterday, I don't know if you're
Speaker 9: listeners tune in to the president, but he talked a
Speaker 9: little more about student loan forgiveness. And I just want
Speaker 9: to back up and you know, go to that wading
Speaker 9: back machine. You remember when he first became president, you
Speaker 9: said that he wanted to do four hundred billion dollars
Speaker 9: of student over leaf. The Republicans didn't want that. They
Speaker 9: sued him, took them all the way to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 9: Ance Thomas and his right wing buddies in the court
Speaker 9: said that the president didn't have the authority to do it,
Speaker 9: and Joe Biden pulled the usher and he said watch this,
Speaker 9: And so he has been rolling he's been rolling out proposals.
Speaker 9: So up until yesterday he had forgiven one hundred and
Speaker 9: forty billion dollars for four four million Americans. Yesterday he
Speaker 9: rolled out a big proposal. And I believe that particularly
Speaker 9: two parts of this proposal are going to have a
Speaker 9: disproportionate impact on Black folks, but particularly your leaders. The
Speaker 9: first part of us and if this proposal happen, thirty
Speaker 9: million people will.
Speaker 3: Get some form of student loan debt relief.
Speaker 9: The two parts that I really want to highlight. First,
Speaker 9: borrows who have seen their debt grow due to unpaid hinters.
Speaker 9: How many of us know folks who've been paying their
Speaker 9: student loans for paying the principles, but that interest kept
Speaker 9: up crewing and crewing, and now they have more debt
Speaker 9: than they had when that they actually borrowed. Because the
Speaker 9: entrance is a cruise. Over time, those folks are going
Speaker 9: to see their debt wipeout. Twenty five million people eligible
Speaker 9: under that category, and that particularly is relevant to black
Speaker 9: voters because I know so many, so many friends and
Speaker 9: the cousins who follow in that category. And then there's
Speaker 9: a second category, borrows who've been repaying their undergraduate loans
Speaker 9: for twenty years or more. There's some of a diligent
Speaker 9: playing the student loans, but they still got them payment.
Speaker 9: And it's been twenty years since they graduated or stopped school,
Speaker 9: but they're still paying. Those folks will.
Speaker 3: See their student loans waves.
Speaker 9: As the President said, this is a BFP. This is
Speaker 9: a big deal for a lot of people, and they're
Speaker 9: gonna put money back in their pocket.
Speaker 5: And this is a contrast.
Speaker 9: Donald Trump didn't want to give you that type of
Speaker 9: student loan relief. What he's talking about. His tax cuts
Speaker 9: were billionaires, all the people who were at We're along
Speaker 9: with him last weekend, but nothing for you, working people
Speaker 9: in this country. And that is the stark difference between
Speaker 9: Joe Biden every day thinking about working people in this country,
Speaker 9: particularly black folks, and Donald Trump, who don't care anything
Speaker 9: about any of us.
Speaker 6: Well, you know what, man, I've been telling people on
Speaker 6: this radio show, because I play golf with these people,
Speaker 6: I'm in business with these people. I get to sit
Speaker 6: in the rooms with wealthy people. They do not care
Speaker 6: about you, and Donald Trump don't give a damn about you.
Speaker 6: Donald Trump has never been regular. He's never had a
Speaker 6: regular day in his life. He has had a privileged
Speaker 6: life privileged people can't even imagine what it is to
Speaker 6: want to make rent this month, to have to make
Speaker 6: a decision between paying a bill and buying some extra
Speaker 6: stuff for the kids or groceries. When you're privileged, you
Speaker 6: don't even know what that is. So he can't relate.
Speaker 6: So when bills come to him and things come to him,
Speaker 6: and he's going to react the way he knows how.
Speaker 6: His whole objective is to fix it for the rich,
Speaker 6: because his claim is the rich provide jobs.
Speaker 1: That's a true statement.
Speaker 6: But if the person that goes to Walmart can no
Speaker 6: longer afford to go to Walmart, what do you think
Speaker 6: happens to this system?
Speaker 9: It all falls apart. It all falls apart. And that's
Speaker 9: why Joe Biden keeps saying, you got to build this
Speaker 9: economy from the middle out and the bottom up, not
Speaker 9: from the top down. You've got to get middle class
Speaker 9: people and working people so they have money in their pockets.
Speaker 9: Because they have money in their projects, They're gonna spend
Speaker 9: that money and you continue to see growth in the
Speaker 9: economy because of it. If you just give it all
Speaker 9: to the top, you know, people just hold him money
Speaker 9: after the while they ain't gonna spend it, and if
Speaker 9: the working people can't spend, then this economy falls apart.
Speaker 9: And that's what the President knows Joe Biden to understand,
Speaker 9: and that's why he is trying to make sure that
Speaker 9: working people had more money in their pockets, from houses,
Speaker 9: the healthcare, the student loans, making sure that we provide
Speaker 9: relief so that they can spend more and do more
Speaker 9: for their kids and their family.
Speaker 6: Yes, I say, hey, man, listen, I want you to
Speaker 6: stay right here because when we come back, I want
Speaker 6: to talk about this issue right here. I want to
Speaker 6: focus on a woman's right to choose because you know
Speaker 6: Donald Trump, I've been watching this guy. He's been claiming
Speaker 6: he's going to make a statement about abortion, about a
Speaker 6: women's rights, He's gonna make a statement real soon.
Speaker 1: And then I watched and his statement came out and
Speaker 1: all he did.
Speaker 6: All he did was say, it's a state's choice. It
Speaker 6: should be long to the state. Because he knows what
Speaker 6: he's done with these three Supreme Court justice appointments, how
Speaker 6: it's affected the Row versus Wade, and and the Republicans
Speaker 6: know that this is a touchy subject for them, So
Speaker 6: we're gonna get into it. When we come back, We're
Speaker 6: gonna focus on a woman's right to choose. When we
Speaker 6: come back, we'll be right back with more right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening, Morning Show.
Speaker 1: We're back, everybody.
Speaker 6: Our special guest is the chair of the Democratic National Committee,
Speaker 6: mister Jamie Harrison, whom I've invited back on the show
Speaker 6: because he has done has good a job of I've
Speaker 6: seen of anybody explaining the Biden administration advantage for all
Speaker 6: of us voters of color, and now I want to
Speaker 6: talk to about this. Let's focus on a woman's right
Speaker 6: to choose. That's a great place to start. How can
Speaker 6: our listeners be more understanding of this issue when it
Speaker 6: comes to the difference between Biden and Trump.
Speaker 9: Well, culture understand that the law the land was the
Speaker 9: road decision for fifteen years in this country, women had
Speaker 9: complete autonomy and control over their bodies, the freedom to
Speaker 9: do in terms of the ad body. Donald Trump appointed
Speaker 9: three of the most right wing zealous on the Supreme Court,
Speaker 9: and many of them, you all remember in the testimony
Speaker 9: said when asked about role, they said, you know, it
Speaker 9: is dark decisives, which means that it is already stettled law.
Speaker 9: We won't touch it. It is the law of land.
Speaker 9: And by then they went through the Supreme Court. They
Speaker 9: lied in those hears and went to the Supreme Court
Speaker 9: and they overturned rope. For the first time in my lifetime,
Speaker 9: we have left freedoms in this country than we had
Speaker 9: and that is because these right wing zealous appointed by
Speaker 9: Donald Trump, who he claimed and he's launing the fact
Speaker 9: that it was his justices that overturned roles, ripping women
Speaker 9: freedom away from them. So we got to understand that.
Speaker 9: And now what we are seeing in these individual states.
Speaker 3: We just saw in Florida that is.
Speaker 9: A sixth week band. Most women won't even know that
Speaker 9: they're pregnant yet that there's a sixth week ban. In
Speaker 9: terms of abortion, we're seeing some of the most draconian things.
Speaker 9: We just saw this video and textas where people are
Speaker 9: basically saying if a woman com miss gets an abortion,
Speaker 9: then she should be tried for murder and the doctor
Speaker 9: should as well. So, folks, I want you to understand
Speaker 9: what the Pandora bock that Donald Trump has opened up
Speaker 9: and what this means for women in this country, and
Speaker 9: understand that it's a flippery slow when you take away
Speaker 9: somebody's freedom it is very easy to then go look
Speaker 9: at other freedoms that they have and take that away
Speaker 9: as well. And so we got to do everything that
Speaker 9: we can to make sure that we reinstate role as
Speaker 9: the law of the land. And that's what Joe Biden
Speaker 9: and Kamala Harris are committed to doing. Don't let Trump.
Speaker 9: He's gonna say all kinds of things because he just
Speaker 9: wants to get back in the White House, and he'll
Speaker 9: he'll he'll try to say, well, I don't believe in
Speaker 9: a national abortion man. Donald Trump has flip flock on
Speaker 9: the issue abortions. There are more flip flocks of Donald
Speaker 9: Trump has flip flocked you in Myrtle Beach doing the song.
Speaker 3: This man is on all sides of this issue.
Speaker 9: But we got to make sure that we understand they're
Speaker 9: in the situation because of Donald Talk. So don't think
Speaker 9: he's gonna.
Speaker 3: Make it better.
Speaker 9: He's only gonna make it worse. And we got to
Speaker 9: stand up and protect women's right to control their own body.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 9: Should you should not have Donald Talk or Lindsey Graham
Speaker 9: or anybody in the medical room with you to make
Speaker 9: a decision about how you control your own body.
Speaker 6: Yes, sir, I think that's that puts it on the head.
Speaker 6: Jamie Man, thank you so much. Brother, Get out to vote.
Speaker 6: Let's make a difference. We'll be right back with more
Speaker 6: to Steve Harv Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning Show, all right, So Steve, let's
Speaker 7: see if you can help us with a few things
Speaker 7: some of our listeners. I'm gonna read some someone's really
Speaker 7: polite comment or question, and we're gonna need you to
Speaker 7: tell us what that person really meant.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: This is a woman saying, oh, Tom, I didn't know
Speaker 4: you and your mom were so close.
Speaker 6: Ah okay, so she talking to a man named Tom.
Speaker 6: Uh huh, Tom, I didn't know you and your mama
Speaker 6: was so close. Damn Tom, I thought you could stand
Speaker 6: on your own two feet. I didn't know you was
Speaker 6: a little weak, pied back, little jellyback, little boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she meant. No podcast, all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's another one, Steve.
Speaker 7: This is also from a woman. She says, John, you're
Speaker 7: slurring your words. I can't understand you would right too
Speaker 7: damn much.
Speaker 1: You're gonna mess around and lose your job.
Speaker 7: That's what she really wants to say, all right, okay,
Speaker 7: here's another one. Yeah, we do love children, uh huh,
Speaker 7: but this is an adult wedding reception, so no kids.
Speaker 1: Don't bring them.
Speaker 6: Ill man, a little bastard shooting raised over to this
Speaker 6: reception we have because the last time it's over the
Speaker 6: keishing them where they knocked the cake down off the
Speaker 6: table and they set up here and knocked over the
Speaker 6: punch bowl and everybody know it wasn't just punching that bowl.
Speaker 1: So now we lost all that liquor money too.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what they really want. H Do you do
Speaker 4: you see a dentist regularly?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: I don't know if you noticed it, but we can
Speaker 6: see that little gap on the side of your teeth
Speaker 6: because when you smile, they just stopped being teeth right there,
Speaker 6: probably going up in there and see that because I'm
Speaker 6: telling you right, I knew you.
Speaker 1: Let when you smile real hard, you see that hole.
Speaker 1: You can wow, that's what that meant.
Speaker 4: Do you see regularly?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Well, I think you're you're you know, breaking it down
Speaker 4: for it, Steve.
Speaker 7: This one is no thanks. I don't want anything. I
Speaker 7: ate dinner before I came over here.
Speaker 1: Well, just sitting here looking at your fat ass.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna pass on my meal because I Lord, no,
Speaker 6: I can't get the where you at right now. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna just gonna sit over here, y'all. Just here extra
Speaker 6: greasing buddy in y'all food preparation.
Speaker 1: Cause I get home.
Speaker 4: Okay, whoa what do you really feel?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: Last one, last one? Girl, I thought that was a
Speaker 7: tarantula on your forehead.
Speaker 6: I know you think that's a beauty mark. But girl,
Speaker 6: let me tell you something them I last she's sitting
Speaker 6: up on your head.
Speaker 1: You need to rethink your lashes, baby, because them ain't
Speaker 1: all black. What is you trying to? What is you
Speaker 1: getting ready for rain?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, because that's really yeah, thank you, yeah
Speaker 7: for your interpretation.
Speaker 1: Really need can we call it? Put some inn word
Speaker 1: on it? But I like it like that. Put some
Speaker 1: word on, put some word on. He just said anything
Speaker 1: that comes, ye, anything trying to stop it?
Speaker 4: What about the one?
Speaker 1: No, that that was it?
Speaker 3: That was it?
Speaker 4: What about the one the woman told you? What does
Speaker 4: she really mean when she said I didn't like your features?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Facial feature, facial features.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to the problem with your love. I
Speaker 1: knew that's what.
Speaker 6: I don't like your facial features. But Devin, I don't
Speaker 6: have the money to do nothing about it. It wasn't
Speaker 6: no b b ls back then or nothing like that.
Speaker 6: We ain't even ain't nobody had no money for that.
Speaker 6: You just had to deal with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: But you know I've noticed about bbls. I'll say this.
Speaker 6: Black women's bodies have been like this the whole time,
Speaker 6: and everybody used to make fun of it because white
Speaker 6: men always like just breast because they weren't getting the
Speaker 6: curvature in the back, so they made fun of women.
Speaker 6: Now all of a sudden, everybody won't what the black
Speaker 6: woman been having all the Now they all walking around
Speaker 6: looking back at their booty now because you have found
Speaker 6: a way to get some all right.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 7: Coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
Speaker 7: call for today. Right after this, you're listening morning show
Speaker 7: coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 7: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
Speaker 7: smells like grease and mothballs.
Speaker 4: You find out what that's all about.
Speaker 1: Just a show.
Speaker 4: But first, Herman, it is time for the nephew and
Speaker 4: today's prank phone call what you got for his nep All.
Speaker 1: Right, before I get started, me put it out there.
Speaker 11: I am getting ready to head to the Comedy Factory
Speaker 11: in Baltimore, b MO, in Maryland, Baltimore, Maryland.
Speaker 1: That's April nineteenth and twentieth. Why guy popping.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna live bit pop live bit popper back by
Speaker 11: popular man b MO.
Speaker 1: You know how we do it.
Speaker 11: We rocket, We have a whole lot of fun, whole
Speaker 11: lot of jokes. So get yourself from the tickets. I
Speaker 11: will be at the Comedy Factory. This right here, this
Speaker 11: prank right here, this is uh.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: Give the drummer thumb. Give the drummer song, not.
Speaker 11: The not the bass player, not the pm A player,
Speaker 11: not the horn player, not the not the background.
Speaker 1: But give the drummer thumb. All right, got dog?
Speaker 3: If you puld hello, I'm trying to riach uh Richie
Speaker 3: zeke a you Richie, how you doing? You the drummer
Speaker 3: for the for the band.
Speaker 5: You're saying, you're saying, all right, and you also the
Speaker 5: guy that that you man, you're the manager of the band?
Speaker 1: T right?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 5: Correct, correct, all right, all right, we.
Speaker 3: Want to book you guys for I think it's gonna
Speaker 3: be in February. All right, all right, February sixteen. That's yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean my name is Carter. They told you I
Speaker 3: was gonna be calling, I think so.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's tell you what. We're gonna go through a
Speaker 3: little check minus list here, make sure we on the
Speaker 3: same page, and we got everything's gonna be good that night.
Speaker 3: But I hear you got you got. I'll tell you something.
Speaker 3: You guys come highly recommended. You know that, don't you.
Speaker 5: I appreciate that, we know that we were the best
Speaker 5: out there. Yeah, it's all good. It sounds all good,
Speaker 5: sounds perfect.
Speaker 3: All right, Now let's talk about money, because that's always
Speaker 3: the most crucial thing to talk about. Now, you guys,
Speaker 3: sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed to be what
Speaker 3: about what thirty five hundred? From what I understand? Correct?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: How many how many hours do I get you to
Speaker 3: thirty five hundred? So? What time is starting that we're
Speaker 3: gonna start that We're gonna start seven probably seven thirty,
Speaker 3: you know, get that, get that thing jumping off about
Speaker 3: seven thirty. I think that's gonna be good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can play till like I guess put out
Speaker 5: ten o'clock, seven thirty ten.
Speaker 3: Correct, Yeah, I'm gonna pay you something. They not gonna
Speaker 3: get going good till about ten. So I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this to you right now. You think
Speaker 3: you guys could probably go to midnight maybe twelve thirty
Speaker 3: if I if I make that thing a nine five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars, sounds good to me, we could definitely work
Speaker 3: with that. You can work with that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well we'll accommodate. It's gonna be an awesome party.
Speaker 3: We're gonna we're gonna bring fit. Okay, all right, we
Speaker 3: got that out of way. I'll tell you what I think.
Speaker 3: The main thing that we haven't gone over is we
Speaker 3: haven't gone over the songs. And that's what's that's what's
Speaker 3: gonna be impartant for this showdown. Now you you can.
Speaker 3: You got a pen and a pad. You can write
Speaker 3: this down?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down, all right, down,
Speaker 5: Give me a second, go ahead?
Speaker 3: You got it all right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got all rightbody.
Speaker 3: I just want to be clear you guys, when you go,
Speaker 3: when you guys go do gigs, you do have people
Speaker 3: that want certain uh songs of I right or wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Usually yeah, if you got a request, definitely let us know.
Speaker 5: We can commodate.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, well here we go, uh, here
Speaker 3: we go. I want you to write this down. I
Speaker 3: got I got some that we gotta make sure this
Speaker 3: is gonna be doing the high of the party. Here
Speaker 3: we go. Okay, friends in low Places by Garth Brooks right,
Speaker 3: Tennessee whiskey, that's Chris Faflet you know that. Okay, not
Speaker 3: time to part, that's Jason all things.
Speaker 5: Hold off for a second. Is that country music?
Speaker 3: That's count music? Well, that's that's that's that's that's everything.
Speaker 3: We gonna do everything.
Speaker 5: We don't do that said, Yeah, bro, I gotta tell
Speaker 5: you right now, man, R and B. That's our specialty.
Speaker 3: Did you not know that?
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying? We played R and B.
Speaker 3: You did not know that. All I know is you
Speaker 3: guys come high, recommend they tell me. You guys can
Speaker 3: say anything in the world. All I know is I
Speaker 3: want that gun country. I want some gun country music
Speaker 3: going on round. I know that.
Speaker 5: But you know our specialty is an R and B.
Speaker 3: That's our specialty.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. It's it's not like we're
Speaker 5: trained monkeys where we could just learn something new.
Speaker 3: Last meant like that. You know what I'm saying, Let's
Speaker 3: let's get let's get one. Let's get one thing. Understand
Speaker 3: you're the person that's said monkey. I ain't sick, but
Speaker 3: I'm just no.
Speaker 9: Know and you know that we're an R and B band.
Speaker 5: That's our big thing. That's what we promote ourselves at.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, Richie. He is something? Now
Speaker 3: do you not? Do you not want to make the
Speaker 3: five towns knowledge that you and I have already negotiated.
Speaker 5: I don't like being disrespected though, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, No, nobody is disrespecting you at all. You're just
Speaker 3: we're an R and D bad.
Speaker 9: We don't the country.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Hang on here, Richie, you
Speaker 3: got something his country music?
Speaker 5: I have no problem with country music. It's just that
Speaker 5: we have a full horn section, which doesn't really work
Speaker 5: with country music.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. We play R and D.
Speaker 5: It's not our genre.
Speaker 3: Well I got how got what year used to doing?
Speaker 3: But if I don't hear uh, let me see your gunner.
Speaker 3: Oh my cole swim. They all didn't didn't that it
Speaker 3: ain't gonna work for me. I gotta get that. I
Speaker 3: gotta get slow burned by Tim Heats. I gotta get
Speaker 3: all my arty friends who coming over by. I ain't Williams.
Speaker 3: I mean that, Yo, you know what waddy wait waite,
Speaker 3: wait wait. Kevin's over at the bank is telling me
Speaker 3: that you guys can sing anything in the world. Now,
Speaker 3: I know you ain't telling the name that Kevin's line.
Speaker 5: I mean he maybe he should have told you explicitly
Speaker 5: what we do and what we play.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I've never met anybody in
Speaker 3: my life. I'm playing problem playing Guardbrooks, Chris Staples and dates.
Speaker 3: Now they ain't Brooks and Downs, Blake Shelton, Cole Swindale. Lady, ay,
Speaker 3: you don't sit here and tell me you can't play
Speaker 3: none of these songs. I want you to get on
Speaker 3: the stage and sing these songs that we want done.
Speaker 3: We ain't got time to find another group. Everybody know what,
Speaker 3: I don't care about your stupid party.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. You came to us to
Speaker 5: play music, and.
Speaker 3: We told you what we do. Right now. You know
Speaker 3: right now, I feel like I feel like we had
Speaker 3: a standoff. I'm okay around.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, let me let talk to my band,
Speaker 5: all right, because this is going, this is going unnecessary
Speaker 5: too far, you know what I'm saying. Maybe we can
Speaker 5: make it work, all right.
Speaker 3: Let me let me ask you something. Is dra the
Speaker 3: bass player? Yeah? Correct? Okay? Can I tell you something
Speaker 3: about Dray?
Speaker 5: What about him?
Speaker 3: Drey got me to prank phone call you. This is
Speaker 3: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you
Speaker 3: just got pranked by your boy in the band, Dre.
Speaker 5: Damn, damn damn.
Speaker 3: Okay, I gotta ask you something, man. What is the
Speaker 3: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 5: In the leg Steve Harvey Morning Show? Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Some might got to be yah, y'all, y'all like it
Speaker 1: my stupid this morning?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: Blessed and highly favored? I like my reinsurance, don't he's
Speaker 1: every day?
Speaker 2: We get it?
Speaker 1: Just checking, just checking, just checking?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 11: Let the last begin. Let let let there be laughs.
Speaker 11: Hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. This is at the
Speaker 11: YouTube Theater. It is Netflix is a Joke Festival. Netflix
Speaker 11: is a joke festival that is May fifth, on a
Speaker 11: Sunday night in Los Angeles, California, at the YouTube Theater.
Speaker 11: You got keV on stage, Tony Baker, Lavell Crawford, J. J.
Speaker 11: Williams and hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy, and then
Speaker 11: you got my man Fred Hammon and his own band
Speaker 11: sitting in the cut. Kind of feel like a like
Speaker 11: a late night talk show, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: That's what it feels like to me of me the vibe.
Speaker 11: But it is an all clean show, all clean, no profanity,
Speaker 11: So Steve stop on by no cussing.
Speaker 7: Alive, All right, Nephews coming up next, Strawberry Letter. He
Speaker 7: smells like grease and mothballs. We'll get into that right
Speaker 7: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time
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Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: This is all you have to do.
Speaker 7: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
Speaker 7: just like we're going to read this one right here,
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 3: You never know.
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
Speaker 1: you here.
Speaker 7: It is a strawberry letter thanking a for you subject.
Speaker 7: He smells like grease and mothballs. All right, Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 7: I met a man online and he's a decent guy
Speaker 7: that's eight years older than I am. He's fifty nine
Speaker 7: and divorced, and I have never been married. When we met,
Speaker 7: we talked about everything and I really got to know him.
Speaker 7: I found out that he's the cafeteria manager at an
Speaker 7: office building downtown and he loves to cook. He lied
Speaker 7: on his dating profile and said he's a chef, so
Speaker 7: I brought that up to him. All he did was
Speaker 7: brag about his cooking, and he said he's the best
Speaker 7: chef I'll ever meet. So our first date was a
Speaker 7: makeshift picnic at a park by my office, and he
Speaker 7: brought all of the food. My first impression of him
Speaker 7: was not good. He looked like his profile picture, thank you,
Speaker 7: but he was all sweaty, slouchy, and sweaty. He said
Speaker 7: he was rushing to wrap up all of the food
Speaker 7: and make it to the date on time. He smelled
Speaker 7: like grease and mothballs. Everything we ate was fried. He
Speaker 7: called it his Southern soul food fest. It was a
Speaker 7: total mess, and I told him I couldn't eat that
Speaker 7: much greasy food. I told him he smelled like fried chicken,
Speaker 7: and he thought it was a compliment. I can only
Speaker 7: assume he has a problem with flying insects at home,
Speaker 7: because his jeans and his jackets smelled like a lot
Speaker 7: like mothballs. He smelled all on our other dates too.
Speaker 7: He must not have a vent over his stove, or
Speaker 7: he might not know how to use it. I think
Speaker 7: he has great potential, and I don't want to dump
Speaker 7: him just because he smells like a short earder cook
Speaker 7: all the time. Is there a way to tell him
Speaker 7: about himself? Or will it hurt his pride?
Speaker 4: He's invited me to his house, but I don't want
Speaker 4: to smell like him.
Speaker 1: What do I do?
Speaker 4: Wow, this is not starting off well.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: You don't really like a lot about this guy, And I.
Speaker 7: Get it because it would be hard for anyone I
Speaker 7: would think to sit there with someone who came on
Speaker 7: a date slouchy and smelly. It would make me question
Speaker 7: his hygiene right off the bed, and that cannot happen.
Speaker 3: I can't do that.
Speaker 4: This is one thing that has to be right. What
Speaker 4: is it that you like about him?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 7: You even said he must have bugs at home because
Speaker 7: he smells like mothballs.
Speaker 4: Well when you told him he smelled like fried chicken,
Speaker 4: thought that was a compliment. I'm sorry. It's a hard
Speaker 4: note for me with this guy.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 7: I don't think you're that desperate where you have to
Speaker 7: date a guy with questionable hygiene and it smelly.
Speaker 4: This is just not cool, Steve.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know what.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is a petty letter with a petty problem.
Speaker 6: But but it has potential according to her, and I
Speaker 6: don't see it. I'm you know, Shirley asked, what is it?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: But look, you met this man online. He's a decent guy.
Speaker 6: He's eight years older than I am. He's fifty nine
Speaker 6: and divorced. Okay, that means you're fifty one one, never
Speaker 6: been married. What's the problem already?
Speaker 1: It sound like you.
Speaker 6: Fifty one now, lady, never been married. When you meet
Speaker 6: a fifty old man that ain't ever been married, don't.
Speaker 1: The red flag go up for you? For sure? Well?
Speaker 1: If she go up for a man too.
Speaker 6: We talked about everything, and I finally found out that
Speaker 6: he's the cafeteria cafeteria manager at an office building downtown
Speaker 6: and he loves to cook. Now you say he lied
Speaker 6: on his dating profile and said he's a chef. Well
Speaker 6: if he does the cooking down at the office building,
Speaker 6: but he's also the manager of the cafeteria.
Speaker 1: But he had to cook at one point. I don't
Speaker 1: see the lie. Maybe he is a chef.
Speaker 6: That's the term you would call it short on the
Speaker 6: cook chef, burger flipper. He want to call his chef.
Speaker 6: You know how the game go and so now and
Speaker 6: all he did was brag about his cooking. He said
Speaker 6: he's the best chef I'll ever meet.
Speaker 1: And I bet he was. I bet you ain't never
Speaker 1: dated the chef before. So so far he telling the truth.
Speaker 6: Now, your first date is a makeshift picnic at a
Speaker 6: park down there by your office. Then you said, and
Speaker 6: he bought all the food. But then you said, my
Speaker 6: first impression of him was not good. He looked like
Speaker 6: his profile picture, but he was all slouchy and sweaty.
Speaker 6: Now the man said he was rushing to wrap up
Speaker 6: all the food and make it to the date on time,
Speaker 6: he smelled like grease and mothballs. Everything we ate was fried.
Speaker 6: He called it his Southern soul food fast. Mama, Come on,
Speaker 6: fried chicken, fried hush puppies, fried hot water, corn bread,
Speaker 6: fried corn, had some fried okra. Yeah, all up in here,
Speaker 6: fried chicken. Come on, boy, I'm clapping. I'm enjoyed the
Speaker 6: soul food fast to the highest. It was a total mess.
Speaker 6: I told him I couldn't eat that much greasy food.
Speaker 6: You the probably told a lot of me and a
Speaker 6: lot of stuff. That's why you're asked by yourself.
Speaker 7: Hang on, Steve, one, part two of your response coming
Speaker 7: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 7: Subject he smells like grease and mothballs. That's the issue.
Speaker 7: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Speaker 7: strawberry letter.
Speaker 4: The subject he smells like grease and mothballs.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what she's say.
Speaker 6: So she met this man online who's divorced, eight years
Speaker 6: older than her. She's fifty one. They go on a date.
Speaker 6: He tells her on a profile that he's a chef,
Speaker 6: come to find out he's a manager at a food
Speaker 6: cafeteria down at a business office down there. Out of line,
Speaker 6: said chef too, he probably do some cooking, and if
Speaker 6: the cook don't come in, he probably had to do
Speaker 6: all the damn cooking. So y'all, first date is a
Speaker 6: makeshift picnic around the corner from the office you work at.
Speaker 1: He bought all the food.
Speaker 6: Then when he got there, he looked like his profile picture,
Speaker 6: but it was the first impression wasn't good because he
Speaker 6: was slouchy and sweaty. Well, the man was hustling trying
Speaker 6: to get all the food together ready for the date
Speaker 6: so it wouldn't be late. Now he smelled like grease
Speaker 6: and mothballs. He been in the kitchen cooking.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 6: Everything we ate was fried. He called it his southern
Speaker 6: soul food fed. I knew exactly what he had. Hush puppies,
Speaker 6: hot water corn bread, fried chicken, oakra bitch, fried fried corn.
Speaker 6: Serving it up, he had them fried mushroom puffs. They
Speaker 6: was fried too. I enjoyed myself, but you said it
Speaker 6: was a total mess, And I told him I couldn't
Speaker 6: eat that much greasy food. See that's why you fifty one,
Speaker 6: ain't never been married.
Speaker 4: Because you bugy, because you can't eat greasy food.
Speaker 6: Now you should have been Now, your fluffy ass don't
Speaker 6: eat fried chicken? Really okay, really it was your fluffy
Speaker 6: ass don't want no damn fried okra really? Now she say,
Speaker 6: what he smelled like grease and mothballs and everything we
Speaker 6: ate with fried? I told him he smelled like fried chicken.
Speaker 6: He took it as a compliment. Hell, yeah, you smell
Speaker 6: like fried chicken. I know that's right, Thank you so much,
Speaker 6: Thank you, baby. I friedayed myself.
Speaker 1: K't you tell I did this for you?
Speaker 6: And then she said, I can only assume he has
Speaker 6: a problem with flying insects at his house because his
Speaker 6: jeans and his jacket smell a lot like mothballs. Okay,
Speaker 6: all right, he smelled off on our other dates too.
Speaker 6: Oh so you have kept going out with it. He
Speaker 6: must not have a vent over his stove or he
Speaker 6: might not know how to use it, okay, lady. And
Speaker 6: then out of nowhere here comes the statement that threw me.
Speaker 6: I think he has great potential, and I don't want
Speaker 6: to dump him just because he smelled like a short ordericle.
Speaker 6: What where did this come from. What potential you talking about?
Speaker 6: Cause the whole letter you've been dogging him.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but so I think on those other dates you
Speaker 6: must have enjoyed his conversation, maybe the way he treated you.
Speaker 6: But now you so now you think that's some potential land.
Speaker 6: You don't want to dumb him just because he smelled
Speaker 6: like a short order cook all the time. Is that
Speaker 6: way to tell him about himself? Or well it hurt
Speaker 6: you know already told him man, he smelled like.
Speaker 4: Fried chicken, but he took it as a compliment.
Speaker 6: So but you want to hurt him, So why don't
Speaker 6: you just go on and say, like, hey, you smell
Speaker 6: like fried chicken, and but you stink like mouthballs? What
Speaker 6: is going on at your house? Do you have for
Speaker 6: insects in your house? Loss and stuff? Because all your
Speaker 6: clothes smell like I can't think that he fifty nine.
Speaker 1: He's invited me to his house, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to smell like him.
Speaker 6: What do I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, lady, break up with him.
Speaker 6: You ain't got nobody, You ain't never had nobody, and
Speaker 6: you ain't finna get nobody because you want somebody perfect.
Speaker 1: This man is old.
Speaker 6: You can go in there, straighten out that mouthball smell.
Speaker 6: You can straighten that out. That ain't nothing. He probably
Speaker 6: need a woman's touching. Come in there and show him something. Anyway,
Speaker 6: he probably packed up all his stuff with their mouthballs
Speaker 6: after that divorce. His ex wife put all his stuff
Speaker 6: in the mouth ball to make him smell that way.
Speaker 6: He just unpacking it. He too old and stupid to know.
Speaker 6: You could go in there and really straighten this man out,
Speaker 6: and you might have something. But now you don't want
Speaker 6: to go over his house because I don't want to
Speaker 6: smell like him when you come home.
Speaker 1: You can't shower, you can't send your clothes to the cleaners.
Speaker 6: How about you go over there and say, hey, you
Speaker 6: know what, I've noticed this smell of mothballs, and now
Speaker 6: I see why. You know what you ought to do.
Speaker 6: They got this new detergent out call for breeze. Let
Speaker 6: me wash your clothes in for breeze, and then use
Speaker 6: these little tielets when you throw them in the dry
Speaker 6: and you can get rid of that smell. See that's
Speaker 6: how you tell a man without hurting his pride. See,
Speaker 6: instead of telling a person the problem, why don't you
Speaker 6: tell him the problem with the solution, then he ain't hurt.
Speaker 6: He might see a kindness in you that no other
Speaker 6: man has ever seen before. Because you ain't been married
Speaker 6: and you fifty one, ain't nobody wanted you up until now?
Speaker 6: Uh uh oh wow, no, no, ain't no, uh uh
Speaker 6: that could be her choice? Wow what you mean that
Speaker 6: could have been her choice? Okay, watch you on the
Speaker 6: dating site?
Speaker 4: Well now yeah, yeah you want some, but now.
Speaker 6: You half a hundred and now you're and and and
Speaker 6: now your selection pool has dwindled. You ain't o in
Speaker 6: the ocean no more you picking the PU. Now what
Speaker 6: you need to do is take this fifty nine year
Speaker 6: old man to smell like fried chicken and moball and
Speaker 6: fix him up, all right, because I got news for y'all.
Speaker 6: It's something wrong with her.
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Speaker 4: Sounded so good. Coming up next to its Junior and
Speaker 4: Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 7: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk, which
Speaker 7: you got junior Shirley.
Speaker 10: Congratulations at the university. You come back to back titles.
Speaker 10: They'd be produced seventy five to sixty. Did anybody even
Speaker 10: care about your game?
Speaker 3: This was.
Speaker 10: I turned championship games, the men's the championship game.
Speaker 4: Did you you didn't get to see it on?
Speaker 1: You missed it?
Speaker 3: Where was you.
Speaker 1: At work? And nobody told you?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 1: Nobody time to the game? Come on? You were crazy
Speaker 1: dog nine o'clock at six o'clock. I was at work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: missed it work?
Speaker 10: You didn't miss much, big dog, you didn't miss nothing.
Speaker 4: Mad Boiler Alert one.
Speaker 1: I just told you won the game. You you didn't
Speaker 1: know where you was at I was at work. That's
Speaker 1: the last college game on the season, and you missed it.
Speaker 2: And that was Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't see nothing. I will tell you. I
Speaker 1: was at work.
Speaker 4: You worked too much? You missing everything?
Speaker 2: You saw the women?
Speaker 4: You look so I saw the.
Speaker 1: Women's I ain't see the women was for the women's game?
Speaker 1: That was wasn't that Sunday?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I asked my son, I say, hey, man, show me
Speaker 6: how to put this game on my phone because I'm
Speaker 6: gonna be out Sunday. He said, cool, Dad, and he
Speaker 6: didn't do it the women's and I got home the
Speaker 6: game was over.
Speaker 1: Dawn day were crying.
Speaker 10: World champions They hell and here's the crazy part, calling
Speaker 10: Shirley the women's the women's numbers for that game, I
Speaker 10: did the men's.
Speaker 1: That was how big the women's game was versus the men.
Speaker 10: Twenty four million women people watched the Women's championship versus
Speaker 10: the men, which was only about year seventeen hours.
Speaker 1: A damn about put due in Connecticut.
Speaker 3: We don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know nobody live it either. One I did.
Speaker 1: I don't know per due. Do you know how much stuff?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 10: Like Tom said, we turned the game. I watched bass fishing.
Speaker 10: I bought that little hole.
Speaker 1: That water holes that shrink.
Speaker 3: I got that. I ordered that.
Speaker 10: I saw the infomercial for that, the water holes that
Speaker 10: shrink up real fast. Yeah, I ordered Dad doing the game.
Speaker 10: I saw the eye roll bot that sweep the house
Speaker 10: without even I got that. I got Men's now men's
Speaker 10: man the championship game.
Speaker 1: Got everything I need for the house.
Speaker 4: You miss not big fast?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up?
Speaker 7: Thank you you and you're coming up at the top
Speaker 7: of the hour. Pixt your face, Steve Ah wants to
Speaker 7: know why her husband won't pay off a lady he
Speaker 7: slept with won't get back into it.
Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 2: Morning show.
Speaker 4: This is from Steve. This is from Shaquila and Murphysboro.
Speaker 7: She says, last month, my husband had sex with one
Speaker 7: of our employees inside the stock room. Okay, if that's
Speaker 7: not shocking enough, well the employee is trying to extort
Speaker 7: money from us. So we are lucky that the whole
Speaker 7: sexual encounter was called on video. I took the video
Speaker 7: to the police station and the employee was given a
Speaker 7: stern warning by police. Now she's threatening to post the
Speaker 7: video on social media. I'm willing to give her a
Speaker 7: little hush money to go away, but my husband said,
Speaker 7: let her do whatever she's.
Speaker 1: Going to do.
Speaker 9: Has he no shame?
Speaker 4: How can he not consider my feelings in this?
Speaker 6: Now, see husband up in their stock room letting me go. Yeah,
Speaker 6: your that's why he said, you can put this this
Speaker 6: like advertised gold. So I head off on the top
Speaker 6: of that bucket, the fucket, but see the good one.
Speaker 6: But see here's the deal, because you're not making a
Speaker 6: stink of it. He not fit to pay nothing because
Speaker 6: the only person.
Speaker 1: He really concerned with is you really?
Speaker 3: Is he?
Speaker 1: That's the only one.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: Listen to me, if you could get away with this
Speaker 6: and your girl standing in your corner, what you got
Speaker 6: to pay off?
Speaker 1: So she don't do what? Put it on social media?
Speaker 1: And because the wife already knows right, I'm not brushing
Speaker 1: my marriage and this ain't gonna hurt my business.
Speaker 7: But she doesn't want everyone else to know that her
Speaker 7: husband was cheating on her. She's humiliating for her. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we need to see the video we got we need
Speaker 7: to do I don't Yeah, we mean, why what is
Speaker 7: your for watching everything?
Speaker 1: We need to just see what we're talking about. I
Speaker 1: mean we're talking about, but we ain't seen it. That's
Speaker 1: in d see it. Listen to me the picture. Let
Speaker 1: me see exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: You know, he's in the movie, Steve. He's an actor,
Speaker 4: you know he is.
Speaker 6: I don't want to see nobody doing nothing. I don't
Speaker 6: care nothing about none of that. Steal a photo or something.
Speaker 6: We're talking about sending me to steal a photo, but
Speaker 6: a video or somebody doing something.
Speaker 3: And this is what that.
Speaker 4: One more time, Tommy, what let's see it so we
Speaker 4: can discuss it.
Speaker 1: Further. Good God, Steve, it's like a body cam. You
Speaker 1: got to see it.
Speaker 7: We need to see what happened, you know, like the police,
Speaker 7: you can make an intelligent assessment of what really.
Speaker 1: Sure, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I think though, this husband has gotten away with almost
Speaker 7: like murder here.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, murderer, but.
Speaker 7: I mean seriously, you know, yeah, in the in the
Speaker 7: in the stock room with an employee on tape, and
Speaker 7: your wife is with you.
Speaker 1: She's seen the video hard sure that his wife is
Speaker 1: standing behind him. And he's got a good catch. He
Speaker 1: got a good catch.
Speaker 4: A man terrible, He's terrible. The husband is terrible. He's horrible. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Don't put the video out. I ain't worried. What what
Speaker 1: about your wife?
Speaker 4: Like she said, had how can he not consider my
Speaker 4: feelings in this?
Speaker 1: Steve? Really I understand what she said. Yeah, but didn't
Speaker 1: y'all just say he's horrible?
Speaker 3: Yes he is?
Speaker 6: Okay, what what what you want to all of a
Speaker 6: sudden be great boom, No, listen to me, No, he
Speaker 6: didn't been with this employee in this uh closet, stock room,
Speaker 6: stock room? You hate that about it? Yes, and now
Speaker 6: you want him to do something righteous, yes, never right, to.
Speaker 4: Do what's right. Yeah, maybe try to make it up
Speaker 4: to his wife.
Speaker 1: You know, you know how many times it's too late
Speaker 1: to do something right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know where y'all be getting these saying from
Speaker 6: without thinking them through. It's never too late to do right.
Speaker 6: It's way too damn late.
Speaker 7: She's still with him.
Speaker 4: She's still with him, I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you right now, usually standing in front of the judge.
Speaker 1: Really too late.
Speaker 7: Now, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 7: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 2: Let me see the tape you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Here's a quick fashion tidbit for the men. Steve, you'll
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Speaker 7: designer bags and toads now. According to Vogue, business sales
Speaker 7: for men's designer bags have jumped considerably in the past years.
Speaker 7: The reason is convenience, all right, simple as that convenience. So, Steve,
Speaker 7: this is nothing new for you. We know that you've
Speaker 7: been rocking designer bag for years, whether it's a crossbody,
Speaker 7: a backpack, a double bag.
Speaker 2: So what is that like for you?
Speaker 4: I mean, is it convenient? Do you feel it?
Speaker 1: Or is it a carrying my stuff?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like a woman.
Speaker 6: I got two phones, you know, I've been rocking back.
Speaker 6: I bought some nice ones too. I bought a cold
Speaker 6: another day. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: My wife bought me another travel bag. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been on the junior. He don't do that right
Speaker 1: now here. No, I'm looking at you crazy, like what
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't open my wallet in my hand,
Speaker 1: and my wife open hushed too. We can't both have
Speaker 1: pocket books.
Speaker 4: But it's a masculine. You can wear it in a
Speaker 4: masculine way.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 3: I ain't.
Speaker 1: I ain't got it.
Speaker 4: You haven't got You're not there yet, Tommy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got many backpackers.
Speaker 11: I got you.
Speaker 1: Every every medicine that's on my nice stand is in
Speaker 1: that bag.
Speaker 4: It has to stay with me.
Speaker 6: I got to have that bag now. I do believe
Speaker 6: there's an age limit for backpacks. By his old asses?
Speaker 1: At it?
Speaker 4: And what should it carry?
Speaker 3: I got it?
Speaker 11: I got red bottle backpack man. I got a field.
Speaker 4: Coming up with thirty three minutes after let's play around it.
Speaker 7: Would you rather right after this you're listening hard Morning show,
Speaker 7: It's time now for a round, And would you rather
Speaker 7: would you rather one point three billion annuity payments or
Speaker 7: six hundred and twenty one million cash options?
Speaker 8: Are that work?
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a twenty year period. They'll pay you out.
Speaker 6: So let's do some numbers. All right, let's just do
Speaker 6: a little bit riplet it. If you got a billion
Speaker 6: dollars over ten years, that's one hundred million a year.
Speaker 6: Break that down by twelve months. You're looking at one
Speaker 6: hundred million a year. Break that down by ten that's
Speaker 6: ten million a month.
Speaker 1: Uh eight about eight nine.
Speaker 6: Eight something a month? Eight milli a month. I guess
Speaker 6: I could do that eight million a month again and
Speaker 6: stretch it on our one hundred million on your Yeah,
Speaker 6: give me that six.
Speaker 4: What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Five million?
Speaker 6: Move on, y'all can have that other five hundred million
Speaker 6: on top of mine and work it on out, all right?
Speaker 7: Would you rather ride the tallest roller coaster or would
Speaker 7: you rather slide down the curvious water slide?
Speaker 4: Which one roller coaster water slide?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take that slide really, yeah, slide yeah, but
Speaker 6: slide into what water?
Speaker 1: Give me a roller coast? I chant my mind. I
Speaker 1: can't be more. I'm in that roller coast. I need
Speaker 1: another pair of pan I can't stand roller coaster.
Speaker 6: But man, slide down and slide the longest, slipperiest curveer
Speaker 6: and then shoot my ass in that water.
Speaker 4: And it's cold. Don't forget that the I ain't.
Speaker 1: Worried about that, damn that.
Speaker 6: It's the going down that's gonna create a lot of
Speaker 6: trouble and then it shoot you in the air. Then
Speaker 6: when I land in that water, I got a whole
Speaker 6: nother situation. Ain't nobody said nothing about how deep.
Speaker 1: The water is?
Speaker 4: All right, So you're gonna take the roller coaster there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I hate it, but I all right.
Speaker 7: Would you rather have small feet and long toes or
Speaker 7: would you rather have big hands and short fingers?
Speaker 1: Well answer, I'm gonna go with big hands and short
Speaker 1: Did you got that?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: I don't know why both of them look straight flicked?
Speaker 3: But go ahead?
Speaker 1: Which one you got?
Speaker 3: I got?
Speaker 4: I got the same thing, hand, short fingers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what's the other one? And what's the other option?
Speaker 4: The other one is small feet, long toes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, both look, okay, wish one.
Speaker 11: We gotta go on.
Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you, but I ain't
Speaker 6: got no I take the I take, I take the
Speaker 6: big hands with the little shelf.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you. That's today's rounded.
Speaker 7: Would you rather coming up next our last break of
Speaker 7: the day, and we'll close out the show with.
Speaker 4: The one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 7: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 7: day on this Wednesday. It's been a good day, Steve.
Speaker 4: Any parting words.
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: Closing.
Speaker 6: My closing remarks today is based off a lesson that
Speaker 6: Judge Greg Math has taught me back in two thousand
Speaker 6: and nine.
Speaker 1: I think it was.
Speaker 6: Hm, you know, somewhere in that he was at an
Speaker 6: incident that I was at that happened to me, and
Speaker 6: immediately following the incident, I was gonna enact my own
Speaker 6: form of judgment. In other words, I was gonna take
Speaker 6: matters into my own hands. Judge Math has grabbed me
Speaker 6: and pulled me to the side, and he taught me
Speaker 6: a lesson that I've never forgot.
Speaker 1: He said, Brother, listen to me.
Speaker 6: I understand how you feel, he said, But you can't
Speaker 6: be big and small at the same time. That lesson,
Speaker 6: that judge math has taught me that day has kept
Speaker 6: me through a lot of times. You can't be big
Speaker 6: and small at the last time, at the same time,
Speaker 6: if you wondered what it was, here's the deal. Have
Speaker 6: you ever had to make a decision that required you
Speaker 6: to take the high road? Have you ever had to
Speaker 6: make a decision that had to make you elevate yourself
Speaker 6: against the opposition? And as uncomfortable as that is, as
Speaker 6: unfair as that might seem, as unjustified as this oftentimes is,
Speaker 6: that's just the road you have to take.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: I know it would seem easy to get out on
Speaker 6: they level and handle it, but then what are we
Speaker 6: really talking about? What's the real benefit there? And so
Speaker 6: many times in your life you're going to have to
Speaker 6: be the bigger person.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: I heard somebody saying one time, if you always got
Speaker 6: to be the bigger person, you got to.
Speaker 1: Stop hanging around all these small people. That's a true
Speaker 1: statement too.
Speaker 6: But I've decided many times in my life to be
Speaker 6: the bigger person because it sets an example, it teaches
Speaker 6: a lesson. See once you take vengeance out of the equation.
Speaker 6: Once you take that I got to get even with
Speaker 6: you out the equation, it actually freeze you up. Because, Man,
Speaker 6: I can't tell you the energy I used to spind
Speaker 6: figuring out how I was gonna get back at somebody.
Speaker 6: I can't tell you the energy I have spent in
Speaker 6: my life. When I see them, I most showed them.
Speaker 6: Do you know, man, that I looked for a dude
Speaker 6: one time for eleven years, eleven years, I looked for
Speaker 6: a dude who had wronged me. Eleven years I looked
Speaker 6: for him. I'm talking about every store I went in. Ahmen,
Speaker 6: your man, your boy just left out. I run out
Speaker 6: the door, try to jump in the car back. Hey man,
Speaker 6: your man was just at the club. Man, he just left.
Speaker 1: Man, you ain't see your dude. He was over here.
Speaker 6: Nobody knew that I had it in for this guy
Speaker 6: as spent. Excuse me, I don't mean say Levins. I
Speaker 6: spent seven years, seven years looking for this guy.
Speaker 1: Do you know what happened? My mama died.
Speaker 6: And he sent to my mama's funeral, the biggest bouquet
Speaker 6: at the funeral, and he said, hey man, sorry for
Speaker 6: your loss. Do you know at that moment what he
Speaker 6: had done to me seven years ago did not even
Speaker 6: matter to me, because the best person I ever knew
Speaker 6: in my life was laying in a box up there,
Speaker 6: and I was saying goodbye to her, and all of
Speaker 6: a sudden the real perspective of things crashed in on me. Man,
Speaker 6: you been looking for this dude. Man, this dude don't
Speaker 6: even know you been looking for him. You just spent
Speaker 6: all this energy looking for him. He really don't think
Speaker 6: what he did to you was all that was wrong.
Speaker 6: And now he just sent to your mama's funeral the
Speaker 6: biggest bouquet there. Hey, man, sorry for your loss. That's
Speaker 6: the day I let it go. And I can't tell you.
Speaker 6: I could probably give you example of example of how
Speaker 6: I've wasted my energy trying to seek revenge or trying
Speaker 6: to get back at somebody. What a waste of time,
Speaker 6: Steve Harvey, What a waste of energy. And as I've
Speaker 6: gotten older, my number my mama died twenty seven years ago,
Speaker 6: so I've grown from that. I stopped chasing people, I
Speaker 6: stop harboring against people. I started being the bigger man now.
Speaker 6: In two thousand and nine, I had a setback, and
Speaker 6: I was going to enact my own form of revenge
Speaker 6: and judge me one night, until Judge Matthews pulled me
Speaker 6: to the side and reminded me, you can't be big
Speaker 6: and small at the same time. See, when you're on
Speaker 6: a mission somewhere, y'all, you got to be aware of
Speaker 6: the distractions. The devil is smart. He's sending stuff your
Speaker 6: way to keep you off course. He know how to
Speaker 6: get to you, and he got impstats working for him.
Speaker 6: Twenty four to seven. That's on call. Well, he will
Speaker 6: put in your path just to distract you. Don't get distracted.
Speaker 6: Stay on the wall, keep climbing that corporate ladder, keep
Speaker 6: following your dream, keep chasing all the possibilities, Keep living
Speaker 6: a life filled with hope and anticipation. Don't get caught
Speaker 6: up in these small minded people are trying to slow
Speaker 6: you down and cause a distraction because they ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 6: They don't want you to go nowhere either. Well, I
Speaker 6: got news for you. I'm going somewhere. I'm on my
Speaker 6: way somewhere. God has a plan for me. I'm living
Speaker 6: in my purpose. I'm waking up every day on a
Speaker 6: mission to do something greater. Towards my ending goal, and
Speaker 6: you ain't got nothing to do with that. I'm not
Speaker 6: gonna allow you to bring me down, not for a moment.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna take none of my light and shining
Speaker 6: on you to address something you said about me. You
Speaker 6: a hater man, That's all you are. You just a hater.
Speaker 6: And the sad truth about it is nothing you said.
Speaker 6: Change is anything God has for us, what God got
Speaker 6: for you, y'all understand as no man can stop it,
Speaker 6: block it, or bring about his demise. But what they
Speaker 6: need to be careful is they might be bringing about
Speaker 6: their own Keep living your life. You can't be big
Speaker 6: and small at the same time, y'all keep your head
Speaker 6: about that. Hey, listen to me, y'all talk to God today.
Speaker 6: He would absolutely love to hear from you. And it
Speaker 6: don't matter if it's been a while. I think I'm
Speaker 6: gonna do just that too, all right, y'all have a goal.
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