Speaker 1: If you're a bird, I'm a bird. You had me
Speaker 1: at Hello. I don't care if your grandmother's watching us.
Speaker 1: Kiss me with tongue, You fool that one. We've seen
Speaker 1: all these sappy lines work like a charm in cheesy
Speaker 1: rom coms.
Speaker 2: I think we need to.
Speaker 1: But they would never work on women in real life,
Speaker 1: right or would they? Well, we decided to put it
Speaker 1: to the test once and for all by taking over
Speaker 1: Jose's dating app. Yeah, and we messaged real ladies using
Speaker 1: only famous lines from classic romantic films. The question is
Speaker 1: would the girls call him out immediately or was it
Speaker 1: such a crazy, stupid idea that it actually worked and
Speaker 1: found Jose his one true love.
Speaker 2: That's the story you're gonna.
Speaker 1: How the experiment went down when we read the cheesy
Speaker 1: lines and the actual girl's responses coming up right after this,
Speaker 1: a young man's quest for love or just some random
Speaker 1: taiale continues. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and
Speaker 1: it's been a while since our own Jose Belanyos has
Speaker 1: had an official girlfriend yes and a half years, but
Speaker 1: he told us recently that with the new year upon us,
Speaker 1: he is open to the possibility of finding love you've
Speaker 1: worked so hard on yourself. Yeah, you are ready.
Speaker 2: He's just take care of somebody.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's not going to go out and chase it
Speaker 1: down himself because the weather's been bad and he can't
Speaker 1: walk that far, amongst other reasons. But last year we
Speaker 1: kind of ran into the same issue, so we tried
Speaker 1: an experiment with him. We downloaded the dating app Hinge
Speaker 1: onto Jose's phone, put up some pictures of him recent ones,
Speaker 1: even within the last twelve years coots, and he handed
Speaker 1: his phone over to me and producer Boyd to let
Speaker 1: us do his dirty work for it. How did that
Speaker 1: experience go for you in your opinion?
Speaker 2: The first one?
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, first time.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't have a girlfriend. I didn't end
Speaker 2: up talking to anybody because our.
Speaker 1: Main strategy at that point was to make the women
Speaker 1: laugh using vegetable puns, which actually worked.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: We have full conversations with these women using only vegetable puns,
Speaker 1: and then Jose took over from there and that's when
Speaker 1: they stopped responding to him.
Speaker 2: Together. But that's kind of true.
Speaker 1: But yeah, thing is, it's a new year, so we
Speaker 1: came up with a brand new strategy. Okay, vegetable puns
Speaker 1: are out started. Instead, Yeah, we're gonna go with famous
Speaker 1: rom com movie quotes. Oh my, you only used movie
Speaker 1: quotes on these girls, strictly trying to pick up women
Speaker 1: using famous lines from romantic movies. Good idea or great idea.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm saying great idea, but oh, are you really
Speaker 2: mean these are writers who are writing for the sappiest,
Speaker 2: most romantic people ever, which Jose is true. But don't
Speaker 2: girls know. I was gonna say, yeah, oh I've seen
Speaker 2: this movie.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, you think that that is a possible risk,
Speaker 1: but we googled well known lines from romantic movies and
Speaker 1: actually sent them out to a handful of real women. Now,
Speaker 1: some of them Jose matched within the past, but never
Speaker 1: sent them a message, okay, and some are brand new
Speaker 1: women that we were hoping would respond.
Speaker 2: And please give you the first message.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Well, here's the thing before we get to that.
Speaker 1: I know, Jose, that looks madd to you. On a
Speaker 1: scale of like one to ten, how much do they matter?
Speaker 2: I'd say at least like a seven or an eight hundred.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, it is extremely important that they are
Speaker 1: good looking.
Speaker 3: You need to be at least semi attracted to somebody,
Speaker 3: and then their personality will take them to a ten.
Speaker 3: If you meet a ten, they tend to not have
Speaker 3: any personality. So the math is like you meet a
Speaker 3: seven or eight personality, adds three.
Speaker 2: Boom, Now they're a ten in your heart.
Speaker 1: The one time Jose is good at math when it comes.
Speaker 2: To these equations actually worked out.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm gonna do. So I have the pictures
Speaker 1: of all the ladies that we reached out to on
Speaker 1: the app. Let's put the photos out of them in
Speaker 1: front of you, and of them, pick out the top
Speaker 1: three women that you're hoping to hear from, because I'll
Speaker 1: just tell you not all of them responded back, but
Speaker 1: as are putting up generally, wouldn't you say that these
Speaker 1: are all very attractive women here?
Speaker 2: Actually some really pretty girls here?
Speaker 1: Pick out your top three.
Speaker 2: Okay Georgia immediately she looks like the girl from White Lotus.
Speaker 2: She give me my White Lotus.
Speaker 1: That could be your pet name, guy, Georgia, Jay.
Speaker 3: To mixed girls, and one more Anna Anna really pretty
Speaker 3: and really cool too.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's what I'll tell you. Some of the girls
Speaker 1: that you chose did respond to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, the.
Speaker 1: Movie rom com quotes worked. Now the girls, here's what
Speaker 1: we're going to start with. Let's start with Taylor. Can
Speaker 1: you find her picture and grab it out of the mix.
Speaker 1: So there's Taylor. I'll tell you about her profile real quick.
Speaker 1: She's twenty nine. She says she loves watching football and
Speaker 1: helping out her family.
Speaker 2: Okay, that looks like she looks pure and I.
Speaker 1: Have the same past, same interest. So you know what
Speaker 1: we did for Taylor. We went with a line from
Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety eight rom com smash The Wedding Singer
Speaker 1: starring Adam Sandler, and first line, no, it would be
Speaker 1: so nice growing old with you. Oh god, no, that
Speaker 1: is a stage five clinger. He response, Gosh, she didn't
Speaker 1: say anything, but she did match with you, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna consider that a small victory. She had to like
Speaker 1: click like and say, okay, I'm willing to talk except you.
Speaker 2: She's worried that you're gonna stalk her. She doesn't.
Speaker 1: Next up, will you please grab Georgia yet? You said
Speaker 1: you liked Georgia. Georgia's twenty three. She says she goes
Speaker 1: crazy for a mcdouble extra pickle, and her goal for
Speaker 1: the years to try every sausage roll in the city.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that a euphemism? I don't know.
Speaker 1: But first thing we sent Georgia, we went with the
Speaker 1: big guns, went right to the notebook from two thousand
Speaker 1: and four with Ryan Goslin Regie McAdams. We wrote, so
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna have to work at this every day.
Speaker 1: But I want to do that because I want you.
Speaker 2: I that's recognizable from the movie. It's all about how you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you see Jose's picture next to it, is
Speaker 3: it recognized, it's not likes.
Speaker 1: After reading that, Georgia also matched with you, but didn't
Speaker 1: say anything. You left the door open already, we can
Speaker 1: tell the strategy is working a little bit.
Speaker 4: That the little count that as success.
Speaker 2: She probably accidentally like swiped the wrong way. Okay, she
Speaker 2: can on these apps.
Speaker 1: If you Maine, it's like a thumbs up from them.
Speaker 1: But we're hoping for actual responses, and we did get one.
Speaker 1: Do you please grab Tiffany from the group. The thing
Speaker 1: about Tiffany is you matched with her two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: before we even had your phone, but you never ended
Speaker 1: up writing anything to her.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so lazy on these apps.
Speaker 3: I just swipe and then when a girl matches, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: she thinks I'm cute, and then I give up.
Speaker 2: Like she's like a sports betting event. Yes she does.
Speaker 1: It is a sports We stepped in to help you
Speaker 1: out with that with a quote from fifty First Dates
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler again quote, I'm just gonna say you're the
Speaker 1: girl of my dreams and apparently I'm the man of yours.
Speaker 2: Oh that doesn't even make sense in the movie.
Speaker 1: The funny line, Well, she replied, So it worked, Brooke,
Speaker 1: and she wrote back fifteen days later, And you're just
Speaker 1: now realizing this or did your other matches not pan out?
Speaker 1: We left her on red because that was just spot Listen.
Speaker 1: After that, something amazing happened, one of your top picks.
Speaker 1: Not only did she write back, she fully engaged with
Speaker 1: producer Boyd and I in a complete text conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and this must have been where my phone.
Speaker 1: Was going nuts the entire time. We only talked to
Speaker 1: her using famous movie nothing else. Would she figure out
Speaker 1: what we were doing, or just like in any Hollywood
Speaker 1: rom com, would she swoon and become putty in your hands. Jose,
Speaker 1: we are gonna read the full text combo, and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna believe what happens at the very end of it.
Speaker 1: When we come back with Jose's rom com dating app strategy,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna read it next. We're getting
Speaker 1: a lot of texts coming into seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 1: to two from listeners hopeful that this show can finally
Speaker 1: jumpstart Jose's limp in lackluster love life. But if you
Speaker 1: missed it, Producer Boyd and I. Over the last few days,
Speaker 1: we took over Jose's hinge dating app. The overall results
Speaker 1: were pretty positive. We reached out to eight women using
Speaker 1: only famous rom com movie quotes.
Speaker 2: You only got one to actually respond to you, but
Speaker 2: a couple of matches.
Speaker 1: There is a lot of matches. We're just looking for
Speaker 1: matches here. Out of the eight ladies that we approached,
Speaker 1: we received five responses. You did five out of eight.
Speaker 1: And now it's time because you connected with one girl
Speaker 1: over a month ago. You only matched with her, didn't
Speaker 1: say anything, just the match and Jose has the pictures
Speaker 1: in front of him because he doesn't know which one
Speaker 1: it is yet. Yeah, he may be hoping for one
Speaker 1: in particular, So will you please grab j Jay.
Speaker 4: Is one of the top three, and so she not
Speaker 4: only responded, the conversation went back and forth for a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, you only use movie quotes the entire time, the
Speaker 1: entire time, And just to help bring this to life,
Speaker 1: because we're going to read the whole conversation, I would
Speaker 1: like to have digital producer Jake read Jay's responses as
Speaker 1: if you were her. All right, and if you want
Speaker 1: to see the video of this, go over to our
Speaker 1: YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Let's begin. Can I get
Speaker 1: some rom com music please?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Now, imagine Jose is the one who is like reading
Speaker 1: these and texting these up to this woman.
Speaker 2: All right, even know it was YouTube, even though it
Speaker 2: was us.
Speaker 1: But we're going to start off by sending Jay something
Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety seven my best friend's wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I because they may not know that
Speaker 2: it's a movie quo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's we wrote. If you love someone, you say it,
Speaker 1: you say it right there out loud. Otherwise the moment
Speaker 1: just passes you by.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is.
Speaker 1: Your romantic.
Speaker 2: Even respond to Jay's.
Speaker 4: Response, Jose, I don't know what to say to you, yeah.
Speaker 1: L O L. We have her on the hook, though,
Speaker 1: so we went with two thousand and one serendipity, Just
Speaker 1: say what you feel, say what's in your heart?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it makes sense. It starting to feel serious.
Speaker 1: Jay's response, I guess I would say, don't give all
Speaker 1: your love away?
Speaker 4: Heart emoji?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that a music lyric? I don't know if I
Speaker 2: like it. She's just as intensive making it and she's
Speaker 2: like into it.
Speaker 1: So that we responded with a twenty eighteen movie quote
Speaker 1: from Love Simon, do you guys.
Speaker 2: Know your love movies?
Speaker 1: I'm done being scared. I'm done living in a world
Speaker 1: where I don't get to be who I am.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm hiding now.
Speaker 1: I deserve a great love story.
Speaker 2: You know what, I could see myself saying this.
Speaker 1: I mean, out of all the ones we've done this person,
Speaker 1: I am tired.
Speaker 2: Of not just openly loving a woman.
Speaker 1: And giving her what was Jay's response, We're on the
Speaker 1: same page, but does the right person really exist nowadays?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm worried about Jay. This is really happening.
Speaker 1: So we went with a line from another twenty eighteen classic,
Speaker 1: Crazy Rich Asians.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen this one.
Speaker 1: And we said, I have it all planned out. I'll
Speaker 1: bring you to my favorite spot on the island. There's
Speaker 1: a hidden island. There's a hidden trail I used to
Speaker 1: go to as a child, and when the sun hits
Speaker 1: the horizon, I'd get down on one knee and the
Speaker 1: rest of the world would fall away.
Speaker 2: No, this is where you ruin. You blew it?
Speaker 1: Did I? Because Jay's response, well, look at you.
Speaker 4: The fact that you have that mindset is pretty nice.
Speaker 1: What I'm scary vacation, That's that's right. So we went
Speaker 1: with as good as it gets with Jack Nicholson in caps.
Speaker 1: You make me want to be a better man.
Speaker 4: Jay's response, me, question mark question mark, question mark question mark?
Speaker 4: Why you say that.
Speaker 1: It's time for some Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, you've got
Speaker 1: mailed closer. I wanted it to be you. I wanted
Speaker 1: it to be you so badly. What. Jay's response, Boy,
Speaker 1: you'd play it. Stop.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Staying with Hanks from the fullest jump. She said, stop, Jeff,
Speaker 1: I may not be a smart man, but I know
Speaker 1: what love is. And Jay's response, Okay, so what is love?
Speaker 4: Explain?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? That one was tough. She wants to explain.
Speaker 2: Did Adam Sandler ever tell.
Speaker 4: Couldn't go with that.
Speaker 1: We had to put Mulan Rouge two thousand and one
Speaker 1: together with Meet Joe Black from nineteen ninety eight, and
Speaker 1: we wrote, love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without.
Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds not healthy.
Speaker 1: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love
Speaker 1: and be loved in return. Right, And Jay responded, sounds right.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: She thinks you're some kind of love guru at this point,
Speaker 1: breaking down what love is?
Speaker 2: I'll accept that answer question exactly. You could never be
Speaker 2: clinging to her. If this is where.
Speaker 1: Bar is, it's time for the Closer nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 1: Nodding Hill with Julia Robertson's here Grant, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl.
Speaker 2: Oh I heard this one.
Speaker 1: Asking her out? Heard the change because the real quote
Speaker 1: is love, love her or whatever it is. But what
Speaker 1: was Jay's response?
Speaker 4: You asking me out as in getting a coffee, snack, dessert, dinner.
Speaker 1: What are you asking?
Speaker 2: Just why she's so confused?
Speaker 1: Princess bride? Oh so going as you wish?
Speaker 4: Answer Jane's response, You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 1: Okay, so pull disclosure. At this point, we could run
Speaker 1: out of rom com movie quotes, so we went with
Speaker 1: a line that we found in Good Housekeeping Magazine twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Oh no, why do you have those?
Speaker 1: Jack, Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.
Speaker 2: As a coffee date, Jay's response, coy.
Speaker 4: L o l okay sounds good, smiley face.
Speaker 1: Right, you got you a date with a hot girl
Speaker 1: using only rom com movie clothes and one quote from
Speaker 1: Good Housekeeping.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Not one of the women from this entire experiment called
Speaker 1: us out on using rom com quotes. Never doubt the
Speaker 1: power of romantic comedy on a woman's psyche ladies and
Speaker 1: gentlemen and text into seven eight, five nine two. When
Speaker 1: jose finally meets up with Jay for their coffee date,
Speaker 1: should he bring a cheat sheet along with him of
Speaker 1: written on his arm? Or should he just come clean
Speaker 1: and tell her the truth.
Speaker 3: I'm going to meet her and be like, so you
Speaker 3: like video games?
Speaker 2: Where was the guy I was talking?
Speaker 4: I'm excited for your own wedding. When miss All.
Speaker 1: Gets revealed and the speeches anyway, it's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,