Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. Hey, and don't forget
Speaker 1: you can still text in your thoughts, your feelings, your
Speaker 1: opinions to seven eight five nine two. I mean we
Speaker 1: almost always respond. Oh we read them though, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: do read them.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll read them. I can guarantee that.
Speaker 1: Okay, seven eight five nine to two, and the full
Speaker 1: show starts right now.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling kind of generous today.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 3: What if I order breakfast for everybody in the studio?
Speaker 2: Yes, why do I feel like Brooke?
Speaker 3: What do you want clam omelet with beets? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: we'll go all out. Alexis the usual smiley faced pancake
Speaker 3: with rainbow sprinkles? Yes? Else in Jose for you? I'm
Speaker 3: thinking a plate of twenty raw sugar cubes, brown sugar
Speaker 3: so it's healthy. Yeah, okay healthy.
Speaker 4: My diabetes is flaring up.
Speaker 3: I'll pop that order in real quick.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that breakfast place closed.
Speaker 1: Oh it's too good to be true.
Speaker 3: I guess we were too late. W CII which clip
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 2: And I have my heart set on Clayos.
Speaker 4: Clams will have.
Speaker 3: To wait because we have two viral soundbites and only
Speaker 3: enough time to play one of them. Let's get right
Speaker 3: to your choices. Option one is a thirty four second
Speaker 3: clip of Kermit the Frog rickrolling all of his castmates
Speaker 3: in epic fashion, oh Man. Or Option two a twenty
Speaker 3: one second clip of a mom trying to practice keyboard
Speaker 3: when her twelve year old son interrupts to tell her
Speaker 3: the best news ever. What's it gonna be? Friends? Kermie's
Speaker 3: got pipes? Or kid gets hyped?
Speaker 2: Alexis kid gets hyped?
Speaker 1: Okay Brook, Dude, Jeffrey, no one can out do your
Speaker 1: Rick roll on us last week?
Speaker 2: Yeah gets hyped?
Speaker 5: Get h O.
Speaker 3: Guess let's listen to a clip of a mom who's
Speaker 3: trying to practice her keyboard when her twelve year old
Speaker 3: interrupts to tell her the best news ever. Beat Minecraft
Speaker 3: under Dragon.
Speaker 4: They beat a dragon. It's definitely video game.
Speaker 6: Ever.
Speaker 3: That was which clip? Is it? I'm jeff Apple lap
Speaker 3: Bottom de Bo. Let's get to your shot collar question
Speaker 3: of the day. I don't see the bucket in studio,
Speaker 3: so I'm just gonna send it over to Digital Jake
Speaker 3: to wow us with a question us. I hope you're
Speaker 3: all hungry for knowledge.
Speaker 7: AM Today is National Deep Dish pizza day.
Speaker 1: Knowledge comes in pizza.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's go.
Speaker 7: Rather than having a show pizza party where Jose and
Speaker 7: Alexis fight over the last piece of stuff crust, instead,
Speaker 7: we're going to put your necks at risk as we
Speaker 7: go around the room for an underdone hold the sausage
Speaker 7: and Unyon's one and done.
Speaker 2: Shut.
Speaker 7: I'm a professional. You'll each get a question about the
Speaker 7: world's favorite food, pizza, and if you get it right,
Speaker 7: you're safe. But if you get it wrong, you'll have
Speaker 7: to finish the rest of the show sitting at one
Speaker 7: of the tiny tables they give you in your pizza box.
Speaker 3: We'll start with Alexis.
Speaker 7: In two thousand and one, a pizza was delivered to
Speaker 7: a man named Yuri Usachov, and what made this delivery
Speaker 7: special was how far it traveled to get there. It
Speaker 7: went thousands of miles on the way to its destination.
Speaker 7: But where did this particular pizza end up?
Speaker 4: I know the answer, I'm not going to help.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's got to be a place that's like
Speaker 3: really far. Like I'm trying to think of a weird
Speaker 3: place where no one goes, and all I can think
Speaker 3: of is Jose's petroom.
Speaker 4: Bedroom.
Speaker 1: Makes sense.
Speaker 2: So it's somewhere really hard to get to.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that that's why I would make news.
Speaker 3: I guess it could be a boat that's out in
Speaker 3: the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, I don't know, maybe like a mountain.
Speaker 1: But I only know one famous mountain, and that's Mount Everest.
Speaker 2: So that's all I can say, Jake, I don't know
Speaker 2: any other.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad answer.
Speaker 7: Pizza Hut delivered a pizza to Yuriyusachov, who was a
Speaker 7: Russian astronaut on the Space station.
Speaker 6: Not at all.
Speaker 7: Brook, You're up next. Yeah, you're the closest thing to
Speaker 7: a vegetarian on this show. So this question goes to you.
Speaker 7: All right, what are the top three most popular vegetable
Speaker 7: pizza toppings in order?
Speaker 1: Gosh, okay, my initial three thoughts are mushrooms, all of
Speaker 1: green peppers.
Speaker 4: Absolutely well, I don't know. Green Pepper's not everyone loves them.
Speaker 1: But they're always on supreme pizza.
Speaker 3: They are you know, you know, in the United States,
Speaker 3: pizza is a vegetable.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: It's just a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, onion is also a big one, so underrated pizza.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna go olives first. You guys
Speaker 1: all think mushrooms, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Go mushrooms, olives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, onion or green pepper.
Speaker 8: I think with your logic with the supreme, I like
Speaker 8: green pepper has an answer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go green pepper.
Speaker 7: You said mushrooms, olive, green pepper. The order I was
Speaker 7: looking for was mushroom, yes, onion, onions ono Jose. At
Speaker 7: the Hagis Restaurant in Glasgow, Scotland, they sell a forty
Speaker 7: two hundred pound pizza Royal double seven. That's the cost,
Speaker 7: not the weight, which has caviar, twenty four carrot gold
Speaker 7: crust and what expensive delicacy as the protein.
Speaker 8: Protein expensive delicacy. So I first saw this lobster.
Speaker 1: Really see, I was taking like a wag ub for
Speaker 1: something I.
Speaker 3: Was thinking, like exotic meats.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're doing the emu.
Speaker 3: Breast but supocabra, Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: You guys, I think it has to be something that
Speaker 1: everyone knows is really expensive, right, So if you're doing caviar,
Speaker 1: would you also pair it with s cargo?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because everybody knowses cargo. I don't know fancy food, and
Speaker 1: I know that's fancy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: That's also why I think lobster, because if you're gonna
Speaker 8: have that savory fish on it, you're gonna have lobster.
Speaker 4: So I think I'm gonna stick with my original thought
Speaker 4: and go lobster, Jake.
Speaker 7: The expensive delicacy that the uses a protein on the
Speaker 7: Pizza Royale Double O seven at the Haggis Restaurant in Glasgow,
Speaker 7: Scotland is lobster.
Speaker 3: They nailed that, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: Okay, Jeffrey, I'm gonna give you three countries and three
Speaker 7: pizza toppings, and you need to match each one to
Speaker 7: which country used it on their pies the most. Okay,
Speaker 7: your country options are Germany, Brazil, and Sweden, and your
Speaker 7: topping options are peanuts, tuna, and peas.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I don't know. These are all bad topics.
Speaker 3: Do you not want to go to Germany, Brazil or Sweden?
Speaker 1: Can I just say I'm just voting for Brazil and
Speaker 1: tuna only because I mean, the only experience I have
Speaker 1: with pizza in South America is I went to Colombia
Speaker 1: and we ordered a sausage pizza and it came out
Speaker 1: with hot dogs.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, So the protein options are a little bit
Speaker 3: limited there. They just have to go with what's available.
Speaker 8: And tuna Brazil, yeah okay.
Speaker 3: And Germans like their beer and peanuts go well with beer,
Speaker 3: like it, so peanuts in Germany will go Brazil and
Speaker 3: tuna in Sweden with.
Speaker 7: Peas Germany puts tuna on their piece, pas on their pizza,
Speaker 7: puts peanuts on their pizza.
Speaker 4: Geez, all right, you guys all got it.
Speaker 3: But all right, so me Brooke an Alexis got ours wrong.
Speaker 3: We'll be shocked together while singing what makes You Beautiful
Speaker 3: by one direction?
Speaker 4: When you smile at the ground and he hides and tell.
Speaker 9: You, no, you don't know your beauty.
Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you had a sibling growing up, chances are you
Speaker 3: got into many, many arguments and fights with them. Yes,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I mean yeah, that's just what siblings do.
Speaker 3: Whether you've tattled on them for cursing, cut off their
Speaker 3: barbie's hair, oh yeah, that one, or playfully pushed them
Speaker 3: out of a moving vehicle on the highway. She started
Speaker 3: it what I'm supposed to do well. One of our
Speaker 3: listeners had an intense sibling rivalry while growing up with
Speaker 3: his twin sister, and he decided he was going to
Speaker 3: get the ultimate revenge and humiliate her on her prom night.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it's been sixteen years since it happened, and
Speaker 3: now he's finally ready to come forward and confess the
Speaker 3: embarrassing way he ruined prom for her. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: we're going to do it in a brand new mass
Speaker 3: speaker coming up. You don't hear me confession, I can't
Speaker 3: take back ow arms.
Speaker 5: Speak.
Speaker 3: Texting to seventy eighty five nine to two says, my
Speaker 3: wife asked why I never go to confession at church,
Speaker 3: and I told her, if I want to wash away
Speaker 3: my sins, I just clear my browser history. I'm with you, bro,
Speaker 3: plus those pastors two judge yeah, like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: got it. I got an in with the big guy upstairs.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, tell me your secrets. I won't tell anybody like.
Speaker 4: You don't have to say anything back to me.
Speaker 3: Just let me talk.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: You need to be sharing your sins with somebody less
Speaker 3: respectable people with no morals, no virtues, radio people, that's us.
Speaker 3: That's what this segment is all about. Unload your dirty laundry, right,
Speaker 3: here anonymously with the mass speaker, just like one of
Speaker 3: our listeners who's chosen the fake name Sam. So Sam,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello Sam.
Speaker 1: You that's okay. Maybe it was the voice changer or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling, Sam?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, we make you feel better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully this is therapeutic for you, because the voice
Speaker 3: changer is on. You are now the mass speaker. Whenever
Speaker 3: you're ready, Sam, give us your confession.
Speaker 5: Sure.
Speaker 10: So, yeah, I have a twin sister. We're best friend.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean I never thought we would be honestly if
Speaker 10: she knew what I did back in high school, which
Speaker 10: is a lot calling.
Speaker 3: So oh, okay, what happened back in high school with
Speaker 3: you and your twin sister? Now? Okay when it was
Speaker 3: coming out of my my okay.
Speaker 4: Though dirty thought?
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm sorry, Sam too?
Speaker 3: Did save us? Tell us what happened?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 10: It was like sixteen years ago, somewhere around there. She
Speaker 10: was basically the popular one in school that kind of
Speaker 10: presentor for that, I mean, everyone knew were twins, but
Speaker 10: everyone always showed her the attention.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really frustrating, especially as a twin.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, yeah exactly. I mean she pretty much
Speaker 10: anywhere we went the spotlight. So from time come around
Speaker 10: obviously senior year, you know that's a big deal. And
Speaker 10: one goes a prom to see it last year, see
Speaker 10: all your friends that hang out.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's a huge deal in cho Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you think it's honestly the best night of your entire life.
Speaker 10: Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, And I decided that, hey, I
Speaker 10: was gonna just completely embarrass her. You know, she's an
Speaker 10: a golden child. Oh, so I'm just gonna ruin her
Speaker 10: her senior prom.
Speaker 8: Oh, everyone goes to problems. So whatever you're about to say,
Speaker 8: everyone saw, like the whole school.
Speaker 3: Knows, right.
Speaker 10: You know. I actually wasn't going to go because she
Speaker 10: was going. So I didn't want to ruin my proms,
Speaker 10: Like nobody's gonna pay attention to me. Everyone's gonna pay
Speaker 10: attention to her.
Speaker 1: So a little petty, Yeah, I hear that, but you
Speaker 1: understand that, you admit to it.
Speaker 10: Now, right right. And so at the time, she was
Speaker 10: at home getting dressed, and I snogged in her room
Speaker 10: and I take like a string of just like a
Speaker 10: stack of condoms to her wallet inside her purse.
Speaker 3: What that's a that's a good brother looking out for
Speaker 3: his sister. Well done.
Speaker 1: So like like the condoms weren't perforated, you know, the
Speaker 1: celebrated or you know that they hadn't been like.
Speaker 11: There's like a big sleeve that are all stuck together
Speaker 11: and yea like separated them into symbol accordians of condoms. Okay,
Speaker 11: clearly it was not the prom queen.
Speaker 3: But so what happens Sam? You put you attached some
Speaker 3: condoms to her wallet?
Speaker 10: Yeah, well she was, you know, inside her first Okay,
Speaker 10: the plan was when she was gonna go in her
Speaker 10: first to pull out of wattle frame thing, whether it
Speaker 10: was like buying food at the prom, and like all
Speaker 10: these condoms would fall out and she would obviously be embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Oh god, and high school, Yeah, embarrassed.
Speaker 1: That would have I mean I would have been on the.
Speaker 4: Floor nowadays, I would do that on purpose.
Speaker 10: People.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those grown man Yeah, like.
Speaker 4: You're like eighteen, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, younger, I mean sixteen seventeen, like whatever you guys.
Speaker 3: Are at that age, but you weren't going so it's
Speaker 3: not like you were going to see it happen.
Speaker 10: Do you know what happened, right I. I. Again, I
Speaker 10: didn't go, so I wasn't there to witness or anything.
Speaker 10: But mid dance, like you know, probably around like nine
Speaker 10: thirty or ten, my mom gets a phone call. My
Speaker 10: sister's like super crying, and she told my mom she
Speaker 10: was standing to get her photo taken with her date.
Speaker 10: He went to go pay for it, and of course
Speaker 10: she pulls her all out in like all these condoms,
Speaker 10: like thirty condoms.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's in the bright light too.
Speaker 2: It's not even in the darkest photographers.
Speaker 3: There like line of people waiting to get their photos taken.
Speaker 5: Two.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: She told my mom, you know, people were laughing at her.
Speaker 10: Her date was like super horrified, and so my mom
Speaker 10: had to go pick her up. And it was crazy
Speaker 10: because obviously instead of me getting in trouble because they
Speaker 10: didn't know that I did. Obviously, my sister thought her
Speaker 10: date pulled a prank on her and she got him
Speaker 10: suspended from school.
Speaker 4: Oh back to you, I did not see this.
Speaker 1: Guy, makes sense. He wasn't even at the dance. Why
Speaker 1: would you even Like it wouldn't even come to my mind.
Speaker 1: It would be you, Like, who's the.
Speaker 4: Only person that's acces to my purse, my day.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 10: And obviously now looking back on it, I feel really bad.
Speaker 10: I mean, I've never told her this, never told anybody actually,
Speaker 10: and I just I'm afraid if I tell her now,
Speaker 10: it's going to ruin our friendship, Like she's not gonna
Speaker 10: want to be friends or even family anymore.
Speaker 1: I think maybe when you're eighty she'll find it funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe too soon.
Speaker 3: Just wait another fifty years and then he can drop
Speaker 3: it to her. But text into seven eighty five nine two.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 6: Next, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who loves
Speaker 3: his job.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Why because he works from home nice and he tells
Speaker 3: his friends all the time about how good he's got it,
Speaker 3: how much free time and independence he has. But he
Speaker 3: just got a new supervisor he hasn't met yet. He's
Speaker 3: about to Her nickname is rip Chords. Rip Chord's got
Speaker 3: some big changes in store coming his way. In your
Speaker 3: phone tap right now, it's another tap on the twenties.
Speaker 5: Hello here, Hello, Oh.
Speaker 1: Hi, sorry, hold on a second.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: For some reason, mcconna's cheese isn't going down the disposal.
Speaker 3: Do you know how these things work?
Speaker 5: Nah? I'm really confused. I don't know who this is.
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about that. This is deb.
Speaker 1: But you could call me Ripcord.
Speaker 5: I think you got the wrong number. I don't recognize
Speaker 5: the name.
Speaker 1: No, your name is Jordan right. I was hired as
Speaker 1: your new supervisor hearing. Oh yeah, I'm just checking with everybody.
Speaker 2: I'm the new boss.
Speaker 1: Like to be friendly, you know, all right, see how
Speaker 1: people are doing?
Speaker 5: Things are going good here? I can't lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet they are.
Speaker 1: So you like working from home? Yeah, according to your chart,
Speaker 1: it looks like you've been doing it for over a year.
Speaker 5: I actually really do love working from home. It's like
Speaker 5: a worse life balance. I feel like I get my
Speaker 5: job done. It's been great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do have your pants on?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah? Why are you asking?
Speaker 1: Gotcha little Ripcord humor for you? I like to keep
Speaker 1: it light with my team.
Speaker 5: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: That's fun thanks, because.
Speaker 1: You can probably understand productivity has dipped since we have
Speaker 1: a lot of people working from home.
Speaker 5: Well that's not me. I'm getting everything done on time.
Speaker 5: Like any signance I got, I'm banging them out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and else to double check that.
Speaker 1: We're starting a new program called WFHO who it's WOOFO
Speaker 1: stands for work from Home Overwatch.
Speaker 5: Work from Home Overwatch.
Speaker 1: So what that means three weeks out of the month,
Speaker 1: I'll be living with you. Huh what that's work from
Speaker 1: home Overwatch?
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's right, future roomy.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to make sure things are working smoothly
Speaker 1: and you're not over there like around when you should
Speaker 1: be working. So enter me.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't think I want to be
Speaker 5: a part of this program or no, I hear you.
Speaker 1: It's not really a choice thing though, So I'm just
Speaker 1: going to need your address so I can forward all
Speaker 1: my stuff over there.
Speaker 5: You are not allowed to do this. This is my home,
Speaker 5: my private space. I think there's a placeful work and
Speaker 5: you're crossing it.
Speaker 1: No, it says right here in my records. Listen, you
Speaker 1: got a designated office space, which is great. I'll just
Speaker 1: have my sleeping bag in there, microwave to hots and
Speaker 1: a cat.
Speaker 2: You know similar to prison.
Speaker 5: No, I think not.
Speaker 2: Have you been to prison?
Speaker 5: Why does that even matter? Like you're not We're not
Speaker 5: gonna be sell me.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: I hear a lot of pushback from you, and that's
Speaker 1: not good because I'm gonna tell you there is a
Speaker 1: possibility of suspension and.
Speaker 5: Let's have a lawsuits. Man, you can't come live with me.
Speaker 6: Why are you.
Speaker 3: Throwing out all that?
Speaker 2: It's not that serious.
Speaker 1: We're only talking three weeks out of the month here.
Speaker 5: Three weeks a whole month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the key word there is almost my friend
Speaker 1: or should I say my homie, not roomy.
Speaker 5: No, listen, I know you may be my manager and
Speaker 5: all that, but I am not your homie, So you
Speaker 5: need to back away with all that.
Speaker 1: Can I just ask? Is the problem that I'm a single,
Speaker 1: attractive woman that has needs? Is that your hesitation?
Speaker 5: That's not my problem.
Speaker 2: And it won't be my problem either.
Speaker 1: If you've got good WiFi, Joe bunk tender, bring home
Speaker 1: a Rando when you're sleeping, I won't even.
Speaker 5: Notice you'se my WiFi. You can't come bring your sleeping
Speaker 5: bag to my house. Okay, nobody's coming to my space, man,
Speaker 5: nobody's coming.
Speaker 10: To work with me.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna tell you supervisors don't tend to
Speaker 1: like that type of language, but Radio House totally okay
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 5: Radio host.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this.
Speaker 2: Is actually a prank phone call. This is Brooke from
Speaker 2: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, your sister Nia set you up.
Speaker 1: She said you were telling her how much you love
Speaker 1: working from home. And there's like some new rules coming
Speaker 1: that might stop it.
Speaker 5: Oh man, oh dog, got me so good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do bring up some valid points, though
Speaker 1: I am a single, attractive woman with needs.
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with phone tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: If you're a bird, I'm a bird. You had me
Speaker 3: at Hello, Okay, I don't care if your grandmother's watching us.
Speaker 3: Kiss me with tongue, you fool.
Speaker 6: That one.
Speaker 3: We've seen all these sappy lines work like a charm
Speaker 3: in cheesy rom coms. I think we need to red
Speaker 3: But they would never work on women in real life, right,
Speaker 3: or would they? Well, we decided to put it to
Speaker 3: the test once and for all by taking over Jose's
Speaker 3: dating app Yeah, and we messaged real ladies using only
Speaker 3: famous lines from classic romantic films. The question is would
Speaker 3: the girls call him out immediately or was it such
Speaker 3: a crazy, stupid idea that it actually worked and found
Speaker 3: Jose his one true love.
Speaker 1: That's the story you're gonna.
Speaker 3: How the experiment went down when we read the cheesy
Speaker 3: lines and the actual girl's responses coming up right after this,
Speaker 3: A young man's quest for love or just some random
Speaker 3: tail continues. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and
Speaker 3: it's been a while since our own Jose Belanyos has
Speaker 3: had an official girlfriend.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: And a half years, but he told us recently that
Speaker 3: with the new year upon us, he is open to
Speaker 3: the possibility of finding love.
Speaker 1: You've worked so hard on yourself, Yeah, you are ready.
Speaker 4: He's just take care of somebody.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's not going to go out and chase it
Speaker 3: down himself because the weather's been bad and he can't
Speaker 3: walk that far, amongst other reasons. Yes, but last year
Speaker 3: we kind of ran into the same issue, so we
Speaker 3: tried an experiment with him. We downloaded the dating app
Speaker 3: Hinge onto Jose's phone, put up some pictures of him
Speaker 3: recent ones, even within the last twelve years.
Speaker 4: Shots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he handed his phone over to me and
Speaker 3: producer Boyd to let us do his dirty work for it.
Speaker 3: Remember how did that experience go for you? In your opinion?
Speaker 4: The first one?
Speaker 3: Right, ye, first time?
Speaker 4: Oh well, I don't have a girlfriend. I didn't end
Speaker 4: up talking to anybody because.
Speaker 3: Our main strategy at that point was to make the
Speaker 3: women laugh using vegetable puns, which actually worked.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 3: We have full conversations with these women using only vegetable puns,
Speaker 3: and then Jose took over from there and that's when
Speaker 3: they stopped responding to him.
Speaker 4: Together. But that's kind of true.
Speaker 3: But yeah, thing is, it's a new year, so we
Speaker 3: came up with a brand new strategy. Okay, vegetable puns
Speaker 3: are out. Started instead, Yeah, we're gonna go with famous
Speaker 3: rom com movie quotes.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, you only used movie quotes on these girls,
Speaker 8: strictly trying to put up women using famous lines from
Speaker 8: romantic movies.
Speaker 3: Good idea or great idea.
Speaker 12: Oh I'm saying great idea, but oh, are you really
Speaker 12: mean these are writers who are writing for the sappiest,
Speaker 12: most romantic people ever, which Jose is true.
Speaker 4: But don't girls.
Speaker 1: Know.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, oh I've seen this movie.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, you'd think that that is a possible risk.
Speaker 3: But we googled well known lines from romantic movies and
Speaker 3: actually sent them out to a handful of real women.
Speaker 3: Now some of them Jose matched within the past but
Speaker 3: never sent them a message. Okay, and some are brand
Speaker 3: new women that we were hoping would respond.
Speaker 2: And please give you the first message.
Speaker 3: Let's go. Well, here's the thing before we get to that.
Speaker 3: I know, Jose that looks matter to you on a
Speaker 3: scale of like one to ten. How much do they matter?
Speaker 4: I'd say at least like a seven or an eight hundred.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is extremely important that they are good looking.
Speaker 8: You need to be at least semi attracted to somebody,
Speaker 8: and then their personality will take them to a ten.
Speaker 8: If you meet a ten, they tend.
Speaker 4: To not have any personality.
Speaker 8: So the math is like you meet a seven or
Speaker 8: eight personality adds three.
Speaker 4: Boom, Now they're a ten in your heart.
Speaker 3: The one time Jo is good at math when it.
Speaker 1: Comes these equations actually worked out.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna do. So I have the pictures
Speaker 3: of all the ladies that we reached out to on
Speaker 3: the app. Let's put the photos out of them in
Speaker 3: front of you, all of them. Pick out the top
Speaker 3: three women that you're hoping to hear from, because I'll
Speaker 3: just tell you not all of them responded back, but
Speaker 3: apputting up generally, wouldn't you say that these are all
Speaker 3: very attractive women here?
Speaker 4: Actually some really pretty girls here?
Speaker 3: Pick out your top three?
Speaker 4: Okay, Georgia, immediately.
Speaker 1: She looks like the girl from White Lotus.
Speaker 4: Could she give me my White Lotus?
Speaker 8: That could be your pet name, guy, Georgia, Jay mixed
Speaker 8: girls and one more Anna and is really pretty, really
Speaker 8: cool too.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I'll tell you. Some of the girls
Speaker 3: that you chose did respond to you. Yeah, okay, the
Speaker 3: movie rom com quotes worked.
Speaker 4: Now the girls.
Speaker 3: Here's what we're going to start with. Let's start with Taylor.
Speaker 3: Can you find her picture and grab it out of
Speaker 3: the mix. So there's Taylor. I'll tell you about her
Speaker 3: profile real quick. She's twenty nine. She says she loves
Speaker 3: watching football and helping out her family.
Speaker 1: Okay, that looks like she looks pure and I have
Speaker 1: the same very sweet, you.
Speaker 3: Know, past, same interest. So you know, girl, you know
Speaker 3: what we did. For Taylor, we went with the line
Speaker 3: from the nineteen ninety eight rom com smash The Wedding
Speaker 3: Singer starring Adam Sandler, and first line, no, it would
Speaker 3: be so nice growing old with you.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, that is a stage five clinger response.
Speaker 3: Gosh, she didn't say anything, but she did match with you,
Speaker 3: and we're going to consider that a small victory. She
Speaker 3: had to like click like and say, Okay, I'm willing
Speaker 3: to talk except you.
Speaker 2: She's worried that you're going to stalk her. She doesn't.
Speaker 3: Next up, will you please grab Georgia. Yeah, you said
Speaker 3: you liked Georgia. Georgia's twenty three, she says she goes
Speaker 3: crazy for a mcdouble extra pickle and her goal for
Speaker 3: the years to try every sausage roll in the city.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, is that a euphemism? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but either first thing we sent Georgia, we went with
Speaker 3: the big Guns, went right to the Notebook from two
Speaker 3: thousand and four with Ryan Goslin Regie McAdams. We wrote,
Speaker 3: so it's not going to be easy. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: really hard, and we're gonna have to work at this
Speaker 3: every day. But I want to do that because I
Speaker 3: want you.
Speaker 2: That's recognizable from the movie.
Speaker 4: It's all about how.
Speaker 1: If you see Jose's picture next to it, is it recognize.
Speaker 3: It's not like after reading that Georgia also matched with
Speaker 3: you but didn't say anything. You left the door open already.
Speaker 3: We can tell the strategy is working.
Speaker 1: A little bits, a little count that as success. She
Speaker 1: probably accidentally like swiped the wrong way.
Speaker 4: Okay, she cant on these apps.
Speaker 3: If you it's like a thumbs up from them, but
Speaker 3: we're hoping for actual responses, and we did get one. Okay,
Speaker 3: do you please grab Tiffany from the group. The thing
Speaker 3: about Tiffany is you matched with her two weeks ago
Speaker 3: before we even had your phone, but you never ended
Speaker 3: up writing anything to her.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm so lazy on these apps.
Speaker 8: I just swipe, and then when a girl matches, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 8: she thinks I'm cute, and then I give up.
Speaker 1: Sounds like she's at like a sports betting events.
Speaker 3: She does it is a sports We stepped in to
Speaker 3: help you out with that with a quote from fifty
Speaker 3: First Dates Adam Sandler again quote, I'm just gonna say
Speaker 3: you're the girl of my dreams and apparently I'm the
Speaker 3: man of yours. Oh no, that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't even make sense in the movie the funny line.
Speaker 3: Well, she replied, so it worked, Brooke. She wat back
Speaker 3: fifteen days later, and you're just now realizing this or
Speaker 3: did your other matches not pan out? We left her
Speaker 3: on red because that was just spot Listen after that,
Speaker 3: something amazing happened, one of your top picks. Not only
Speaker 3: did she write back, she fully engaged with producer Boyd
Speaker 3: and I in a complete text conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and.
Speaker 3: This must have been where my phone was going nuts
Speaker 3: the entire time. We only talked to her using famous
Speaker 3: movie called nothing else. Would she figure out what we
Speaker 3: were doing? Or just like in any Hollywood rom com,
Speaker 3: would she swoon and become putty in your hands?
Speaker 10: Jose?
Speaker 3: Oh, we are gonna read the full text combo, and
Speaker 3: you're not gonna believe what happens at the very end
Speaker 3: of it when we come back with Jose's lom Co
Speaker 3: dating app strategy. Oh my god, we're gonna read it next.
Speaker 3: We're getting a lot of texts coming into seven, eight, five,
Speaker 3: nine to two from listeners hopeful that this show can
Speaker 3: finally jumpstart Jose's Limp in Lackluster Love Life, but if
Speaker 3: you missed it, Producer Boyd and I. Over the last
Speaker 3: few days, we took over Jose's Hinge dating app. The
Speaker 3: overall results were pretty positive. We reached out to eight
Speaker 3: women using only famous rom com movie quotes.
Speaker 1: You only got one to actually respond to you, but.
Speaker 4: A couple of matches.
Speaker 3: There is a lot of matches. We're just looking for
Speaker 3: matches here. Out of the eight ladies that we approached,
Speaker 3: we received five responses. You did five out of eight.
Speaker 3: And now it's time because you connected with one girl
Speaker 3: over a month ago. You only matched with her, didn't
Speaker 3: say anything, just the match and Jose has the pictures
Speaker 3: in front of him because he doesn't know which one
Speaker 3: it is yet. Yeah, he may be hoping for one
Speaker 3: in particular. So will you please grond ab j Jay.
Speaker 1: She is one of.
Speaker 3: The top cut and so she not only responded, the
Speaker 3: conversation went back and forth for a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you only use movie quotes the entire time.
Speaker 3: The entire time. And just to help bring this to life,
Speaker 3: because we're going to read the whole conversation, I would
Speaker 3: like to have digital producer Jake read Jay's responses as
Speaker 3: if you were her. All right, and if you want
Speaker 3: to see the video of this, go over to our
Speaker 3: YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Let's begin. Can I get
Speaker 3: some rom com music please?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Now, imagine Jose is the one who is like reading
Speaker 3: these and texting these up to this woman.
Speaker 1: All right, it was YouTube even though it was us.
Speaker 3: But yes, we're going to start off by sending Jay
Speaker 3: something from nineteen ninety seven my best friend's wedding.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I using because they may not know
Speaker 8: that it's a movie quote we wrote.
Speaker 3: If you love someone, you say it, you say it
Speaker 3: right then out loud, Otherwise the moment just passes you by.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is.
Speaker 3: You're a romantic.
Speaker 13: Even respond to that, James response, Jose, I don't know
Speaker 13: what to say to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, l O L.
Speaker 3: I mean we have her on the hook though, so
Speaker 3: we went with two thousand and one serendipity. Just say
Speaker 3: what you feel, say what's in your heart.
Speaker 1: Oh it makes sense, it's starting to feel serious.
Speaker 13: Jay's response, I guess I would say, don't give all
Speaker 13: your love away heart emoji?
Speaker 2: Is that is that a music lyric?
Speaker 4: I don't know if I like that. She's just as
Speaker 4: intense making it and she's like into it.
Speaker 3: So that we responded with a twenty eighteen movie be
Speaker 3: quote from Love Simon, do you guys.
Speaker 4: Know your love movies?
Speaker 3: I'm done being scared. I'm done living in a world
Speaker 3: where I don't get to be who I am.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm hiding now.
Speaker 3: I have to serve a great love story.
Speaker 4: You know what, I could see myself saying this.
Speaker 1: I mean, out of all the ones we've done this person,
Speaker 1: I am tired.
Speaker 14: Of not just openly loving a woman and giving her
Speaker 14: What was Jay's response, We're on the same page, but
Speaker 14: does the right person really exist nowadays?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm worried about Jay.
Speaker 3: This is really happening. So we went with a line
Speaker 3: from another twenty eighteen classic, Crazy Rich Asians.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen this.
Speaker 3: One, and we said, I have it all planned out.
Speaker 3: I'll bring you to my favorite spot on the island.
Speaker 3: There's a hidden islands. There's a hidden trail I used
Speaker 3: to go to as a child, and when the sun
Speaker 3: it's the horizon, I'd get down on one knee and
Speaker 3: the rest of the world would fall away.
Speaker 4: No, this is where you ruined.
Speaker 2: So you're proposing you blew it, did I.
Speaker 3: Because Jay's response, well, look at you. The fact that
Speaker 3: you have that mindset is pretty nice.
Speaker 12: What I'm scary vacation, That's that's right.
Speaker 3: So we went with as good as it gets with
Speaker 3: Jack Nicholson in caps, you make me want to be
Speaker 3: a better man.
Speaker 9: Jay's response, me, question mark question mark, question mark, question mark,
Speaker 9: why you say.
Speaker 3: That it's time for some Tom Hanks, Meg, Ryan, you've
Speaker 3: got mail closer. I wanted it to be you. I
Speaker 3: wanted it to be you so badly.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 3: Jay's response, boy, you'd play stop? Oh dang? Staying with
Speaker 3: Hanks from The Sourest Jump, she said, stop, Jeff. I
Speaker 3: may not be a smart man, but I know what
Speaker 3: love is. And Jay's response, Okay, so what is love? Explain?
Speaker 2: Oho?
Speaker 3: That one was tough. She wants us to explain?
Speaker 2: Did Adam Sandler ever?
Speaker 3: Tell couldn't go with that. We had to put Mulan
Speaker 3: Rouge two thousand and one together with Meet Joe Black
Speaker 3: from nineteen ninety eight, and we wrote love is passion, obsession,
Speaker 3: someone you can't live without.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds that healthy.
Speaker 3: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love
Speaker 3: and be loved.
Speaker 1: In return, oh my rights.
Speaker 3: And Jay responded, sounds right. I guess she thinks you're
Speaker 3: some kind of love guru at this point breaking down
Speaker 3: what love is?
Speaker 2: I'll accept that answer question exactly. You could never be
Speaker 2: clinging to her. If this is where he.
Speaker 3: Bar is happening, it's time for the closer. Nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 3: Nodding Hill with Julia Robertson here brandt, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl.
Speaker 3: Oh I heard this one asking her out? Heard the
Speaker 3: change because the real quote is love, love her or
Speaker 3: whatever it is. But what was James's response?
Speaker 7: You asking me out as in getting a coffee, snack, dessert, dinner.
Speaker 3: What are you asking.
Speaker 10: This?
Speaker 4: Why she's so confused?
Speaker 3: Princess bride?
Speaker 12: Oh so going as you wish answers.
Speaker 9: Change response, You didn't answer the question, ye okay, so
Speaker 9: pull disclosure.
Speaker 3: At this point we had run out of rom com
Speaker 3: movie quotes, so we went with a line that we
Speaker 3: found in Good Housekeeping Magazine twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Oh no, why do you have those?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 3: Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.
Speaker 2: Has a coffee date.
Speaker 13: Jay's response, co l o l okay sounds good, smiley face, right,
Speaker 13: you got you a date with.
Speaker 3: A hot girl using only rom com movie clothes and
Speaker 3: one quote from Good Housekeeping.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Not one of the women from this entire experiment called
Speaker 3: us out on using rom com quote.
Speaker 4: No, never doubt.
Speaker 3: The power of romantic comedy on a woman's psyche. Ladies
Speaker 3: and gentlemen and text into seven eight, five nine two.
Speaker 3: When jose finally meets up with Jay for their coffee date,
Speaker 3: should he bring a cheat sheet along with him of
Speaker 3: written on his arm? Or should he just come clean
Speaker 3: and tell her the truth.
Speaker 8: I'm going to meet her and be like, so you
Speaker 8: like video games?
Speaker 4: Where was the guy I was talking? I'm excited.
Speaker 3: This all gets revealed and the speeches anyway, it's broken
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you're in charge of dinners for yourself or your
Speaker 3: whole family, there's an item in your kitchen that's gonna
Speaker 3: change your life.
Speaker 1: Wait, is it a professional cook?
Speaker 4: This is gonna do it?
Speaker 5: Not that?
Speaker 3: And you know what you already have it too. Yes, everyone,
Speaker 3: it's a very common item that you're just using in
Speaker 3: a different way, or maybe not using at all. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, but I promise it's sitting right there in
Speaker 3: your cupboard, just waiting to be used.
Speaker 2: Why am I on the edge of my seat right now?
Speaker 3: When I tell you this secret trick, Family dinner nights
Speaker 3: at your house are never gonna be the same. You're
Speaker 3: gonna lift your arms to the sky and you're gonna
Speaker 3: thank me screaming yes, Jeffrey, Yes, You'll change my kid's life,
Speaker 3: my husband's life.
Speaker 4: Thank you Jeffrey for this amazing pace.
Speaker 3: I'm cooking it for nation.
Speaker 2: WHOA no, wow, I don't know, but.
Speaker 4: What if we like it?
Speaker 3: Well, then get over at kitchen hacks coming up. Out
Speaker 3: of the three of you, who do you think spends
Speaker 3: the most time in the kitchen?
Speaker 5: Not me?
Speaker 3: I know you're probably thinking it's a Brook And it's
Speaker 3: not because she's a woman. No, it's because the other
Speaker 3: two are you know, younger gen Z types, and you
Speaker 3: know they have lives, So.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't actually disagree with any of that.
Speaker 3: Very happy that's true. But look, I know Alexis spent
Speaker 3: twenty minutes in the kitchen yes esterday trying to figure
Speaker 3: out the microwave. It counts as time spent.
Speaker 1: Vegetables I thought you were going to say she didn't
Speaker 1: know what a can opener was.
Speaker 3: That's Tomorrow's not a manual electric with her. Jose has
Speaker 3: been doing more things in the kitchen too lately, now
Speaker 3: that he's in his new apartment.
Speaker 8: I actually literally cooked a rise and I steam veges.
Speaker 8: The other day I cooked chicken.
Speaker 3: Still doesn't know what a spatul is. But you know
Speaker 3: what this is what we're doing.
Speaker 4: It's a flat fork.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: We're getting there. We're getting there anyway. The reason that
Speaker 3: I bring up all this kitchen stuff is because I
Speaker 3: recently stumbled onto a list of food hacks that are
Speaker 3: going to change people's lives forever.
Speaker 2: I love these.
Speaker 3: I really think someone in this room is going to
Speaker 3: be blown away by at least one of these ideas.
Speaker 3: So we'll see kitchen hack number one. Yes, okay, we've
Speaker 3: all talked about avocado's going bad too quickly.
Speaker 4: It's a huge They turned brown the time you go
Speaker 4: home from the store.
Speaker 1: Well, I usually put him in the fridge once they're right.
Speaker 3: Scientists just figured out something even better. If you put
Speaker 3: your avocado in the fridge with an onion touching it, Oh,
Speaker 3: it'll stay even fresher.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: It's huge.
Speaker 2: It's like, you.
Speaker 1: Don't want your fruit on your counter to touch your bananas. Really,
Speaker 1: bananas will ripen stuff super quickly.
Speaker 2: I put my avocatos next to my banana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they're going.
Speaker 3: Just make sure that that onion asks for consent before
Speaker 3: it touches the.
Speaker 1: We need to video this so we can go viral
Speaker 1: on TikTok.
Speaker 3: The kitchen hack number two. How many times would you
Speaker 3: say the general public has pasta for dinner every week?
Speaker 3: That's a pasta. The macarund is the shape of pasta.
Speaker 3: But you know she's eating it right now. She's like, well,
Speaker 3: did you know that if you put a baking rack
Speaker 3: on top of the boiling pot while the pasta's cooking,
Speaker 3: you can pile veggies on the rack. You put a
Speaker 3: lid over it, and the water from the pasta steams
Speaker 3: all the vegetables. Smart veggie hack.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so this steam from the pasta is also boiling
Speaker 8: the vegg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mind is blown so much.
Speaker 3: Time, aren't you?
Speaker 10: Guys?
Speaker 3: Glad that I came across this list.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: Genius.
Speaker 3: We're going over some kitchen hacks that are going to
Speaker 3: change your cooking game forever number three. This one's really good.
Speaker 3: Another big family favorite, of course is tacos every week.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, usually we're having tacos two, three, five times
Speaker 3: a week. And instead of using a bunch of different
Speaker 3: bowls to put all the toppings in, you know, like
Speaker 3: one bowl for lettuce and one bowl for tomatoes and
Speaker 3: one for shredded cheese.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does have a lot of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: I just pile it all on the cutting board.
Speaker 11: It's just a big sloppy mess on the table pretty much.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean we're having like company over.
Speaker 3: I'm not making that. Look well, there is actually a
Speaker 3: way to organize it, so it's okay, and you don't
Speaker 3: have to do as many dishes. Use a muffin tin
Speaker 3: for each one of the taco toping.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's so smart. Sour cream and one onions over there.
Speaker 3: That way, at the end of everything, you just have
Speaker 3: one dish to watch.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend uses that for kid snacks, like to separate
Speaker 1: kids snacks instead of a bunch of little things.
Speaker 3: Well, she's doing it wrong. She needs to use it
Speaker 3: for tacos and tacos home.
Speaker 1: I'll tell her chen.
Speaker 3: Half number four. When's the last time you guys sat
Speaker 3: down with a big pint of ice cream? I think
Speaker 3: just looked at her watch.
Speaker 1: Set me a picture last night after I went to
Speaker 1: bed of just the empty gallon of ice cream thing
Speaker 1: in there, and he said, don't judge me.
Speaker 2: Is the old I'm like, I didn't even.
Speaker 4: Get any He's not diabetic, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: He's skinny, so frustrated to me.
Speaker 3: I was concerned about him emotionally. Usually when people go
Speaker 3: through something like that, it's like they're going through something traumatic.
Speaker 3: And what happened was.
Speaker 8: Also crying and yeah, but you're so skinny.
Speaker 2: It happens once a week.
Speaker 3: So, if you're a big ice cream eater like Brooks husband,
Speaker 3: if you want to keep your ice cream cold as
Speaker 3: you're eating it, a hack is to use a koozy
Speaker 3: around the pint so your your hands don't warm up
Speaker 3: and melt the ice cream inside it. Else keep your
Speaker 3: hands from being really cold.
Speaker 1: And Jerry's pine, So could I add an ice cream
Speaker 1: hack that has changed my life? Please do store it
Speaker 1: upside down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we already talked about this. I did it.
Speaker 4: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: You were just trying to take credit for.
Speaker 3: Talk about it like a week ago.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Speaker 4: Also, all vocados and onions.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that one down. Thanks for that.
Speaker 6: Why are you?
Speaker 2: Kitchen hack?
Speaker 3: Finally, kitchen hack number five. This one's a mind blower
Speaker 3: for me. The problem after you make great cookies is
Speaker 3: they don't stay soft long enough. I like crispy, you
Speaker 3: like you like a nice, dry cookie. Ok, well, so
Speaker 3: I guess this one doesn't apply to you. But if
Speaker 3: you actually like soft, moist, gooey cookie, I'm a rare cookie,
Speaker 3: then you need to know this hack. It works with
Speaker 3: muffins and cakes and anything. You take your baked goods,
Speaker 3: pop them in an airtight container with one slice of
Speaker 3: white bread in there, and then you seal it up,
Speaker 3: and the cookies soak up the moisture from the bread
Speaker 3: so that they stay soft and chewy. It trains the
Speaker 3: life out of the bread like a marriage. Cookie game
Speaker 3: just got elevated.
Speaker 4: I don't believe this one. I have to try it.
Speaker 3: Try.
Speaker 4: This is like blowing my mind too much where I think.
Speaker 4: Now it's a.
Speaker 1: Conspiracy that means you're gonna have to bake cookies. It's
Speaker 1: all really, there's so much wheat bread in my house.
Speaker 1: I don't pen it up and be like white bread.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3: Own any white bread anyway. I hope that ups your
Speaker 3: cooking game recently.
Speaker 4: That was really cool.
Speaker 3: I know we should just blow out the phone tab.
Speaker 3: Not even do this, just more kitchen hacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting text in this.
Speaker 3: Say no, you guys want a phone tap? Okay, fine,
Speaker 3: we'll do another phone tap.
Speaker 6: All right, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook, you're going for seven wins in a row today,
Speaker 3: and your challenger is Alyssa from poort Orchard, who's playing
Speaker 3: for the very first time. She says she's called a
Speaker 3: billion times and never gotten through. Were you shocked when
Speaker 3: we actually answered the phone this time, Alyssa?
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 5: I was like, I was trying to get on for
Speaker 5: Winbig's question, and I guess you guys got somebody else
Speaker 5: and you're.
Speaker 10: Like, no, no, we're doing it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you exaggerate at all either, Alyssa.
Speaker 6: Never.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your figure must.
Speaker 1: To be tired from pushing that send call button.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well, let's give your fingers a rest
Speaker 3: and they can just use your mouth answer questions. We're
Speaker 3: gonna send your Brooke out of the studio. Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: that sounded horrible, didn't it. Oh okay, all right, Alyssa,
Speaker 3: just pretend I didn't say that stuff. We're just going
Speaker 3: to talk about the rules thirty seconds. Answer as many
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
Speaker 3: say pass. But you have to beat Brooke out right
Speaker 3: to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 5: You're ready?
Speaker 3: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty nine, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed
Speaker 3: by twelve nations, creating what organization?
Speaker 5: United Nation organization.
Speaker 3: Who was the Benedictine monk who invented champagne?
Speaker 5: I'm passed.
Speaker 3: The process of water turning into steam is called what.
Speaker 6: Boiling?
Speaker 3: Who is the author? Who is the author of Jurassic Park?
Speaker 6: I'm passed?
Speaker 3: What is the tallest mountain in Greece?
Speaker 5: I'm passed? I suck?
Speaker 3: You decided to use your pass A lot there. That's
Speaker 3: an interesting choice, interesting strategy. We're bringing Brook back into
Speaker 3: the studio and Alyssa, it says, your fun fact is
Speaker 3: that you love driving.
Speaker 5: Yes, I do love driving, and in fact, my job
Speaker 5: is driving.
Speaker 3: Oh it's your job to drive? What do you do
Speaker 3: delivery driver.
Speaker 1: That's why you're with us all the time. Alsshah, yes,
Speaker 1: that's also. I love that you're doing something you love. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 3: Your turn You ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Here we are. Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty nine, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed
Speaker 3: by twelve nations, creating what organization NATO. Who was the
Speaker 3: Benedictine monk who invented champagne?
Speaker 1: M Francis.
Speaker 3: The process of water turning into steam is called what?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you know.
Speaker 3: Pass Who is the author of Jurassic Park?
Speaker 1: Uh? Crichton? Michael Crichton.
Speaker 3: What is the tallest mountain in Greece?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Past Olypus.
Speaker 3: All right, and we're going to go to the scoreboard
Speaker 3: and see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 7: My little boo boo you in mean, my little berry babe.
Speaker 8: Alyssa, you got one correct today, damn brar.
Speaker 4: Yep, we did. Let you get that last question in.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you got three corrects.
Speaker 1: And it didn't feel very good. I'll tell you that. Well, Esteam,
Speaker 1: were just saying boiling, what is it like?
Speaker 5: Year?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna go with the answers here on this day.
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty nine, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed
Speaker 3: by twelve nations, creating NATO, the Benedictine monk who invented champagne.
Speaker 3: That's don pering young.
Speaker 2: Oh really.
Speaker 3: The process of water turning into steam is called evaporation.
Speaker 3: The author of Jurassic Park is Michael Crichton, and the
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Speaker 3: enjoyed that. So, Lissa, thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 3: Make sure you call back and play again.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll keep trying, all right, Thank you, Lissen,
Speaker 1: You're awesome.
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