Speaker 1: All right, Steve so CJ on Steve Harvey FM wrights.
Speaker 1: My mama is trying to get me to play matchmaker,
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to do that. I have a
Speaker 1: neighbor who's in his mid fifties and his wife passed
Speaker 1: away about three months ago. My mama has been divorced
Speaker 1: from my pops for about five years and has commented
Speaker 1: on the guy next door multiple times in the past.
Speaker 1: Now that my neighbor is a widow, were my mama
Speaker 1: apparently sees this as her chance to shoot her shot,
Speaker 1: and she wants me to play match maker. I have
Speaker 1: told her no, So what am I supposed to say?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I know the love of your life just died,
Speaker 1: but I'd like you to meet my mama. Come on now,
Speaker 1: My mama is like, what is the big deal? Help me?
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve?
Speaker 2: Okay, then his mama why she did.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: His mom?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 2: I didn't say it nothing to him when she was here.
Speaker 2: I was respectable food. You know I'd have been over there.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I see how I looking at me.
Speaker 3: Three months ago.
Speaker 2: The daddy gone dead. Yeah, he's gone, gone, is gone.
Speaker 2: He does it to me?
Speaker 4: To you, so I don't see what the problem is. Now,
Speaker 4: you're gonna introduce us or not? He said, no, All right,
Speaker 4: Well then I'm gonna take him some cookie. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: came a power over that Friday.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 3: You just can't go over that man house like man.
Speaker 2: You're gonna embarrass. Listen to me. She ain't there.
Speaker 1: He hungry and it's only been three months.
Speaker 2: Because you don't think, you don't think in ninety days
Speaker 2: he needed to eat. I'm just gonna take you some
Speaker 2: food over there. Mama is relentless. Now listen to me, Demetria,
Speaker 2: I'm finish. Go over here. I got your pound cake
Speaker 2: in my hand. Unbund un budd your mama blouse toil
Speaker 2: Tommy Dimetrious, the son.
Speaker 4: Dmitri. I got this pound cake in both hands. I'm
Speaker 4: finna take it over to this main. No, buton what child?
Speaker 4: Two more button down?
Speaker 2: I just I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm bunting your button.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. But you're all out of down
Speaker 2: for you, you can't there.
Speaker 3: The guilt of it all.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna say to them when you get over there, You.
Speaker 4: Don't worry about that. You let nature that that's nature,
Speaker 4: nature take care of you. You just come on and
Speaker 4: and and open this door for me. I paid all
Speaker 4: that money seeing you down there and the little races
Speaker 4: ass school.
Speaker 2: You wanted to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna do your buttons. I'm gonna do your buttons.
Speaker 3: But is everything else straight for you? Walk out of here?
Speaker 3: Let's let's just go through everything you got on. Let's
Speaker 3: just make sure you straight. Okay, you got your blouse only,
Speaker 3: I got two buttons down.
Speaker 2: For what else is wind? I got on? I got on?
Speaker 2: I got on new panty holes, you know, brain new.
Speaker 3: Okay, new panty holes, brows, blos down, two buttons.
Speaker 2: What else we got? I got?
Speaker 4: I got on the guard a bell, got a belt
Speaker 4: around my thigh case when I sit down on the couch,
Speaker 4: across my legs, and to give them something to look at. Okay,
Speaker 4: and I and I got and I got my perfume.
Speaker 2: On nail number five shouldn't name.
Speaker 4: I was gonna wear that Liz Taylor and white diamonds,
Speaker 4: but I said no, that'll be too fast.
Speaker 2: Twist shift, little young ass up.
Speaker 3: We got, we got pantyholed guarnter belt, we got blos down,
Speaker 3: two buttons, we got uh, we got we got nail
Speaker 3: per a few moments. Is that it you ready to
Speaker 3: walk out the door anyway, and you're taking some cookies
Speaker 3: over there. I got some cooking, and I got the
Speaker 3: highest heels I got. I put the ones on that
Speaker 3: I wear when I'm not on the usher board. I talked,
Speaker 3: and the half inch heels on. I ain't wearing my
Speaker 3: kitten heels because I'm going over as a cook.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, mama, interim, I learned more with
Speaker 4: you a new dad, and wished me well more steam.
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